Reporter Gets Hit by a Mean Hoe

August 26th, 2009 by

Sometimes you get what you ask for, but in this case a Florida reporter and her crew got more than they bargained for Tuesday when they started asking questions about a local stripper.

The Brevard County television news crew was trying to get the scoop on how a 15-year-old girl wound up shaking her teen-aged booty for cash in a local club when they were attacked by an upset grandma not ready to hear that her grandbaby had taken a walk on the wild side.

Her weapon of choice: a garden hoe.
The woman cursed and swung the hoe violently at the intruders, striking the camera and sending the rest of the crew scrambling for cover. The camera man who was hit kept the camera rolling and captured the brutal assault.

This all started after the teen’s mom called police Friday after getting a tip that her daughter may have been hitting the stripper pole when she was supposed to be hitting the books. The cops raided the strip club, named Playmates, and found the teen and another young girl, said to be 17.

The 15-year-old told police that she thought stripping was a great way to make cash. It’s also a great way to get grandma’s blood pressure up.

None of the reporters or camera crew were injured in the attack, but learned a tried and true lesson in journalism.

If you ask questions about a stripper, don’t be surprised if you get hit by a hoe.

One Response

  1. The Masked Blogger

    The 15 year old chippie is in a more “stable” environment being raised by half drunken horndogs than by crazy animal bitch granny. Granny vs. Cyclone would be one helluva MMA ladies title bout.

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