Michael Phelps Threesome Sex Scandal

May 11th, 2009 by admin
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Holy Moly! As soon as Michael Phelps hit the water after his suspension ended news of a threesome sex scandal hit the news.

It’s once again the News of The World to break the news on the beleaguered Olympic star’s dark side, this time aided by the revelations of Phelps alleged “sex toy”, lapdancer Theresa White.

According to Theresa’s allegations the threesome sex stunt took place last November.

Michael decided to host a wild party at his apartment in Baltimore. He and his swim buddies were joined by a number of hot lap dancers.

At some point that evening the party got red hot. ‘If you were to have a threesome tonight, who would you like it to be with?’ Theresa allegedly asked Michael Phelps.

“He told me he’d never had one before but said it would be with me and then pointed at another girl.” the busty lapdancer told Georgina Dickinson of NOTW.

“The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!” Theresa said, and we have no reason to dispute her recollection.

Michael Phelps has proven he can be insatiable when his appetite is tested. Just think of the eight gold medal he won at the Olympic Games in Beijing.

According to the call girl recollection she kept seeing Michael Phelps after the threesome sex night, two or three times a week throughout November and December for sex and intimate chats.

All fine and dandy but why is she ratting him out? Why did she choose to wait for his suspension to end before selling her story to the U.K. tabloid News of the World?

The answer is simple, too simple indeed. “He became hard to get hold of and wouldn’t call back. When I ran into another girl called Jen at a party it turned out he was sleeping with both of us. And I’ve heard that there are at least five or six girls he can call on any time to come over and be with him.” Theresa said in the interview.

So what have we learned? Michael Phelps is a young dude who finds it hard to stay out of trouble.

He’s learning the hard way that Sex, Drugs and Booze can take him down fast, way too fast.

We also learned he’s naive. How in the world can he trust a lap dancer to keep a secret like him starring in threesome sex action at a time when the media is out to get him?

Stay out of trouble Michael. And if you really need to spice your days up start betting on horses. You don’t even need to look further to do it the right way. We’ve got the full coverage of all upcoming races, starting with the Preakness.


2 Responses

  1. DRUNKY McF#CK

    ..ON THE CONTRARY MICHAEL, RIDE THAT TRAIN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE! WE BOTH KNOW YOURE AN UGLY DUDE, BUT IF YOU CAN GET HOT STRIPPER ASS BASED SOLEY ON YOUR EIGHT GOLD MEDALS THAN GOOD FOR YOU! YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE ALMOST UP BUDDY, BETTER MAKE IT WORTH WHILE!

  2. lola luna

    Yeah, thanks a lot, this helpful for me a lot, I think i will get a better sex with my wife.

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