Man Wants A Police Escort to Lil Wayne Concert
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Remember that song from 1990 by Public Enemy called “911 Is A Joke?”
A Florida man is learning the hard way that 911 is not really a joke after all. Twenty-year-old Michael Kruse, of Jacksonville, was arrested by police for falsely calling 911 twice, according to News 4 in Jacksonville.
What was his emergency you ask? He wanted to request a police escort to drive him 345-miles south to Miami so he can see rapper Lil Wayne’s concert.
Police said he might have been under the influence of something, but it’s unknown.
Before you all start saying this man is crazy, keep in mind, the president gets a police escort everywhere he goes. So does the vice president. Some celebrities get police escorts too.
This man probably just wated to be treated equally and get the same treatment as some other people get, regardless of his status.
Besides, Lil Wayne is a great rapper and performer. I’m sure his concert was on and poppin. Can’t really blame him for trying to attend the concert by any means necessary–even if that means calling 911.
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June 30th, 2009 at 7:05 am
Seriously? Who wrote this article? Lil Wayne is a stupid ass piece of shiz with little talent. And by no means does he compare to the President or Vice President.
June 30th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Every day I get more and more embarassed to be an American.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Seems completely reasonable to me. Last month at the MGM I witnessed 3 knife fights and 2 gun battles at the Enya concert. The next time I see that bitch sing, I’m bringing my 9 milla. Word up.
June 30th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I got something for this guy, “Kill Yourself!”. There is nothing good this person could possibly contribute to the world. Suicide is his best bet. For our sake!
June 30th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I agree,whoever wrote this piece of shiz is a jack azz,hell with that gagnsta pos!
June 30th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Fire the jack azz who wrote this or give him the thumb tack dodge ball treatment!!
July 1st, 2009 at 9:15 am
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July 1st, 2009 at 9:24 am
This guy need mental help now !
July 1st, 2009 at 2:21 pm
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July 1st, 2009 at 8:31 pm
He must owe some money for some crack the he bought!! If he don’t pay up, they will bust a cap in his azz!!