Man In Chicken Suit Shot By Pellet Gun

March 8th, 2010 by

WICHITA, Kan. (clickondetroit)– Police in Kansas are investigating a drive-by shooting with a bit of a twist.
They say a man sporting a chicken suit to advertise for a burger joint became the target of a drive-by shooting, shot in the thigh Friday afternoon with a pellet gun.
“I thought it’d be kind of neat to be in a cow outfit, but I’m too fat. I couldn’t get in a cow outfit so chicken was just appropriate and I have a sign outside that says eat more beef,” Burger Barn owner Robert Hatter said.
Hatter was strutting his stuff during the lunch rush hour when a car pulled up beside him and someone inside shot at him twice.
“The first shot like I said had gone this way someplace but the second one got me,” he said. “I was standing about right here as he faced me. He pulled his shirt up, pop pop, kept going. They didn’t even slow down.”
“Apparently they didn’t like chicken,” Hatter said.
Hatter was treated for minor injuries and was back at the Burger Barn in less than three hours. But he said he’s definitely not lucky.
“Lucky is the wrong word,” Hatter said. “I’m very fortunate. Very fortunate.”
Police are still searching for those responsible.

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