“Cheesus” Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag

May 19th, 2009 by admin

In Dallas, Texas Dan and Sarah Bell discovered a Jesus shaped Cheeto as they began there road trip last week. Nicknaming the Cheeto “Cheesus,” Sarah noticed that one of the chips looked oddly familiar “I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying.”

CBS news reported the Cheeto in question is about 2 inches tall and missing a right arm. Other than that, one might see a distinct robe, long hair and a man praying. This isn’t the first time a Jesus Cheeto has shown up in the snack bag. Last year CNN reported on a similar Jesus Cheeto found in the bag of the popular snack.

The couple looks at the Cheeto as memento as a momento from god of how blessed they are. For now they are keeping the “Cheesus” in a plastic box and contemplating a possible eBay auction. In the past, a piece of toast with the likeness of Mother Mary ingrained in the bread sold for $28,000. The Bell’s said they just be happy with $25.

5 Responses

  1. lisa

    anything for a buck!!

  2. Ree Griffith

    If that was a “credible newspaper”, then YES, it should be shut down…however, the Preston Hollow paper is really just a neighborhood fun sheet.

  3. Brent

    Everyone wants to see and hear themselves on tv or radio. no one knows what Jesus looks like including these people. This is really not newsworthy…the tv news station must have nothing better to do.

  4. 49 cent

    I think I have just been saved by this miracle. If you don’t believe it is cheetos-Jesus, you are destined for hell!

  5. Frank

    I found a large shiz in the toilet and it looked like Jesus
    I am going to ship it to bubba…..

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