http://www.btls.com/news/stories/corrections-officers-charged-in-dog-fondling-incident.html Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:59:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.btls.com/news/stories/corrections-officers-charged-in-dog-fondling-incident.html/comment-page-1#comment-20419 Lassie Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:51:37 +0000 http://www.btls.com/?p=6137#comment-20419 Dear Mr. Thompson...Kevin...Kevy, the truth is is that lately I've been a very bad dog and am in need of an ample amount of discipline. I've been such a naughty dog that fortunately, err, I mean unfortunately I probably require copious amounts of time having my genitals massaged. I've been such a sassy canine that you'll probably have to use jergens to fully teach me a lesson. If it will help, I'll even pour us a glass of chardonnay to "help break the ice." What?!! You're even going to videotape it?!! (sexy growl) Dear Mr. Thompson…Kevin…Kevy, the truth is is that lately I’ve been a very bad dog and am in need of an ample amount of discipline. I’ve been such a naughty dog that fortunately, err, I mean unfortunately I probably require copious amounts of time having my genitals massaged. I’ve been such a sassy canine that you’ll probably have to use jergens to fully teach me a lesson. If it will help, I’ll even pour us a glass of chardonnay to “help break the ice.”
What?!! You’re even going to videotape it?!! (sexy growl)

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