Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Top Stories:
teen attacked beaten to death in melee
Sheriff’s Office Bans Use Of Tobacco
Mom Locked Teen in Closet for Years
Laser Lipo Complication Leaves Woman Brain Dead
Brawl Breaks Out on College Campus in Florida, Dozens Evacuated
State releases more Casey Anthony case documents

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores

The show started off with some messages from the fans. Bubba is
convinced the guys are turning into Zoo keepers, he asked Big dick to
get him some more jerky. Bubba said he doesn’t have Hogan on today,
Spice and Manson celebrate, Manson thinks that Hogan wouldn’t let them
leave the studio. Bubba recapped some sports scores; he thinks the
Tigers do better when Aubry Huff doesn’t play. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Itunes and restaurant discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Breast cancer
awareness shirt. We then heard “Californication” as bumper music.
Bubba plugged the latest on BTLS.com; he said the new bits you can
download are all about Regional differences. Bubba asked if you have
an iTunes account, could he plug his into get Spice’s tunes, Spice
said nope. Bubba asked Ned if he had iTunes, Ned said no. Bubba wants
the guys to burn some cds with various bumper music selections; Bubba
wants Brent to help him out with the computer. Dave said that iTunes
won’t recognize the burnt CDS. Bubba said he thinks he should just buy
iPods for everyone in the studio. Jud in Naples said he’s got three
iPods; his daughter got all three iPods with the same songs. Spice
said he got one of the Mac book pros, he loves it, Bubba said he has
one; it’s still in the rapper. Bubba wants Stumpy to come down and
teach him some stuff with it. Bubba said he had checked out of
Pittsburg before everyone else did, the guys liked the downstairs bar.
Bubba proposed a new idea; he doesn’t want to say what it is. Bubba
said Spice has been driving him crazy about Firehouse Subs, Manson
thinks they put Subway to shame, Spice suggested to order the hook and
ladder, he described it. Brent said he’s got one right near his house,
the guys crack up when Bubba said he wants catsup on his sandwich.
Bubba said they’ve had an angel in the studio as a rib, Dave wanted to
get something like it, he got three as a backup, Ned thinks it’s like
a good luck charm. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various news clips, guy’s girlfriend walks out of Bubbapalooza

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Queen as bumper music. Bubba
read about a place that is doing cankle liposuction, Spice said it’s
the first thing he looks at. Bubba proposes they do a best legs
contest, Dave said Jabberjaw said she does three-four inches. Ned
doesn’t think he could pull off wearing heals, Brent doesn’t like the
idea. Bubba thinks if they do internet voting, he’ll lose. We then
heard a news clip about that, Bubba think they should call one of the
Diaco’s about that. Bubba played Dr. Dan Diaco’s bumper and brought
him on, Dan said most of the time, if you have fat ankles, you’re fat.
Dan said the number one surgery he says no to is liposuction. Billy in
Philadelphia really liked Pittsburg; he only saw half of it though, as
the girl he took didn’t like Party n the Cross. Bubba said Dave Rice
runs a really tight ship when it comes to intermission, he said he
broke up with her to do her not liking the show. Spice asked him why
he took her to the show, he said she doesn’t like South Park; Bubba
wants to conference call them. Steve in Orlando said Erica Hill on CNN
has cankle. Spice asked if Contessa Brewer had that, Bubba said it
would be over. Kim in Wesley chapel said they did that, only to donate
a dollar for every minute they wore the shoes. Bubba said on the front
page of the site, there’s a picture of Jabberjaw wearing the new Bubba
Army Breast Cancer awareness shirt. Bubba played a news clip from
channel four in Jacksonville, a guy tried to get married to a teenage
girl, she sent the guy a video clip of her playing with herself, Bubba
is disgusted. Bubba doesn’t get how the Prince of pot got arrested.
Bill in Philadelphia called back, Bubba explained the Party on the
Cross clip. Spice got her on, she agreed to go on. Kelly was on, Bubba
said Billy called them earlier, Spice wondered what was so bad about
Party on the Cross; Bubba asked her if she liked the show, she said
she liked the NASCAR song. Bubba asked if she was familiar with
Billy’s love of the sow, Kelly said he broke up with her; she recapped
how it went down. Spice asked her if she felt like she ruined it, she
said yes. Bubba asked her if she liked the Hogan intro, Kelly said
they missed it. Bubba said you have to listen to the show in order to
understand it. Bubba asked what she finds offensive about Party on the
Cross, she said she just found it offensive, Bubba thinks she doesn’t’
have a sense of humor; Bubba thinks Religious people would like Party
on the Cross. Bubba asked her if she had sex with him, only to have
him break up with her, she said yes, the guys think she’s a whore.
Bubba asked how it happened, Kelly said it happened right after sex,
she doesn’t remember exactly what was said, Bubba thinks Billy is
dating Terry Schiavo. Kelly said she does commercial cleaning. Spice
asked her if she saw a pagan symbol, does she leave, Bubba thinks
she’s all about money. Billy said he’s a big mark for the show, Ned
said this is old school. Bubba asked him the time period, he said it
wasn’t very long after it, he said if she can’t relax, Billy said he
gave her a few minutes to clean up. Bubba thinks Kelly should date a
preacher, Billy said he devastated her; he said she called him back
the next day. Billy said she has personality; he wanted her to get out
of her comfort zone. Bubba asked her to listen to the show for a
month, Billy said she wants him back, Manson thinks he’s got moxy.
Bubba asked her to give ten show summaries, Bubba asked her if she’ll
do it, she said yes, Bubba told her to embark on it with a positive
attitude. Bubba said they could send her a unit, Billy said she just
woke up. Billy said she’s about five six, he likes her jugs. Bubba
said they can give her a thirty day subscription, Bubba wants her
first day of listening will be Monday. Bubba thinks he should do the
Kelly code word, Brent thinks it could be a problem, do to Sirius
editing the replay. Jamal from Baltimore said Kanye West is going to
rehab, Spice said he has heard that, Bubba played 25’s entrance music
over him, Jamal asked why white people aren’t mad about kid rock doing
the same thing, Bubba let the music play for a little while. Bubba
thinks it was a white guy trying to be black. Jeff thinks there’s a
loop hole in the story, he said women remember stuff, Bubba had him
say boobaly, he did, Bubba turned the music back up. Michael in Tampa
said he used to listen to MJ, Bubba asked him to listen and get back
to him, Bubba wondered why the guy listened to J, Michael thinks MJ is
an ass, he said he’ll listen to Bubba’s show forever, he said
listening to the show is like Saturday afternoon with some beers.
Michael said he has a problem with art, he said its okay to disagree
and like the show, Bubba said he knows that. Bubba said you’re not
wrong for not liking it, but it doesn’t make any sense if you listen
to an element they don’ like. Bubba thinks Kelly is a stick in the mud
bitch, Michael wonders who counts down a year to see them live, Spice
thinks it was a disrespectful comment. Michael thinks the guy is a
retard, Spice thinks Michael is a stick in the mud, Manson thinks it’s
like Downer Dave JR. We then heard a news clip about a guy who taped
kids in a beach shower. Bubba said he doesn’t want his comments to be
taken out of context. Bubba said they’re highly censored, but for the
most part their free thinkers. Bubba said he’s disturbed with anyone
who wants to video tape kids in showers, other than your own. Bubba
wonders if it’s illegal to tape kids if their clothed, Manson thinks
you should have some privacy in a shower. Bubba wonders if it’s a
public shower with an opening setting or a private setting. Bubba
thinks it wouldn’t be illegal if it was kids in a public setting,
Manson thinks it should be. Bubba said creepiness isn’t illegal, he
finds it to be a problem. Janet said she’s a Mom with two girls, she
agrees with Bubba; Bubba wants to know more about it. Brent said he
got some information, the article in the news paper, he read that the
guy had a picture of a nude child; Bubba thinks it’s over for him.
Manson thinks we should go back to the good old days of kicking a
guy’s ass. Bubba said he’s getting sued for less than that; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4

The guys go over Twenty-five Cent doing a video, Bubba is convinced
the woman in the clip is a stripper.

Segment 5 – Top 5 Urban Countdown

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into some UTwo as bumper music. Bubba said today is Wednesday, he and
Ned will be going to McDonalds to take advantage of the $0,49
hamburgers, Bubba likes how they’re putting a dent in Starbucks’s
business. Mike in Lakeland asked about the guy taking pictures on the
beach, he said he was on the phone with a cop; the guy had to respond
to a call about pictures of women’s butts. Bubba said creepiness isn’t
illegal. Bobby said Manson hit the nail on the head with the My Trunk
song; he said the FBI has found outlines of a body the size of a
child. Bubba thinks it’s the most controversial song they’ve ever had,
he said advertisers ended up quitting them. We then heard the jack
Nickelson sounder; Bubba said sometimes the truth isn’t pretty. Bubba
said there’s no way to shine the turd up, we then heard “My Trunk”
from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 9”, track 9, and “the Clemulus
package” disc 1, track 16. We then heard the top five countdown
bumper, this time it’s Urban. Bubba wondered what Twenty-five’ new
name will be, based on his accent. Twenty-five was in, he talked in an
Australian accent, he guessed who did the song and got it. Bubba asked
Twenty-five if Kanye is going to rehab, Twenty-five said yes, Bubba
thought JZ retired, Twenty-five said he came back for the music, Bubba
thinks it sounds like manson’s Buckweet character. Bubba thinks the
song is about them tearing up the town, he thinks it’ll be about what
they have and what you don’t. Bubba thinks the country guys are
heartbroken, and the blacks are bragging. Spice said JZ’s new album is
good. Bubba thinks black card is racist; Twenty-five said that
American Express doesn’t have a white card. Bubba said if he lost some
money, he would be up for five days looking for it. Bubba said he was
over Twenty-five’s accent, we then heard Twenty-five’s music. Bubba
thinks they should rename rap to “negro bragging”, and country should
be “White Trash Break ups”. Bubba said he dumped it, although he
thinks it’s too late. Bubba wonders if Negro is politically incorrect,
Twenty-five said UNCF, Bubba thinks you’d get your ass kicked if you
said colored as opposed to Negro. Bubba said he’s mad that this is so
popular, Brent said he’s mad that harry Potter has sold one book.
Bubba went to the next song with Plies; he thinks the song will be
about how wasted they are. The guys clown Bubba for messing up “laid
back’ as “Way back”. Bubba said Wade Bogs got drunk one night, he kept
asking Bubba when the guys would be coming, he then recapped what it
was like. Bubba thinks rappers are wasted in life, he thinks it should
disgust you that these guys are making so much money. Bubba thinks
they should do a rap song about working at the BRN, Bubba said this
ruins his day; he thinks America is wasted for liking this. Manson
said he forced Trace to go to the Blink 182 concert. Bubba said he’ll
fire Twenty-five if he catches him listening to that song, he thinks
none of the rappers can spells successful, he thinks six year olds
with Sony drum kits sound better than this. Bubba asked the guys if it
ruins their day, Twenty-five said no. Manson said rhyming has lost its
art, Twenty-five said bling rap is the new thing. Bubba played
“Rapper’s Delight”; Manson said this is a good song. Bubba asked
Twenty-five how dumb would he look if he did that, Twenty-five said it
wouldn’t be a problem. Bubba went back and forth between the two songs
for a little, Brent said rap was great in the 80’s. Bubba doesn’t like
the song “Break Up”. Bubba went back to “Rapper’s delight”; he likes
how they were rhyming back then. Spice said the guy was still
bragging, Bubba likes how the guy is happy with having a color TV.
Bubba played the last song, Brent said it sounds like Mr. Rogers.
Bubba likes how a guy who was popular in the 90’s is coming back, he
likes how the guy sings, he likes how the African American community
has made this number one. Bubba is convinced the guy is saying
“rubber”, the guys tell him he’s saying “forever”. Manson wonders what
chart this is on, Spice thinks Manson is singing, Manson asked Spice
not to insult him like that, Bubba wishes he had a wood chipper. Jerry
said his day is ruined, he’s been playing for twenty years, he can’t
relate to what they have, Ned told the guy he sucks. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Bubba’s News Audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Foundation.
We then heard “Rapper’s delight” as bumper music. Bubba said he
doesn’t have time for Tucker today, he said he has a bunch of stuff to
get to. Bubba read an article about “the Prince of pot” got arrested,
Brent groaned at this. Bubba said he finds it idiotic that they’ve
criminalized it. Spice said he got a message from Kevin Craft who
watched a documentary on him, he said he was taunting the cops. Bubba
thinks immigrants are the big thing taken the Country down, Brent
sarcastically said he feels much safer with this guy in prison. Bubba
said he thought that with a liberal President in charge, things would
change. Brent said he watched Bill Marh the other night, he said that
the only thing that has changed in the white House is the color. Bubba
said he’s never seen a guy getting hit in the throat with a weight.
Bubba wonders where the spotter was, Brent said it’s just one of those
accidents. Bubba said he’s struggled to figure out what to do with the
two cops who lost their lives, he thanked people for participating in
bikes for Badges. Bubba said he has a little money in the foundation,
but not enough to make enough of a difference. Bubba said Steve from
Sting Ray called him, they talked about Hogan. Bubba said Steve told
him he’d like to donate fifty dollars for every car sold throughout
the month, Bubba wants to include used cars. Bubba said Shelly from
The Car Store would like to help out with this. Bubba said Sting Ray
the largest Chevy dealership close to Pulk County. Bubba said whatever
Steve donates, he’ll match it. Bubba asked Manson what it would be
like if Donna had lost him, Manson said it would be difficult. Bubba
called Steve, he picked up. Bubba proposed the used car idea, Steve
said they’ll donate fifty for used cars. Bubba wonders if they could
do something on service, Bubba thinks he’s car buying a car guy. Bubba
proposed five dollars off on oil changes, Steve said they need to put
something together. Bubba said it’s refreshing to have a client who is
taking care of them. Bubba asked Steve if Hogan has been driving him
crazy, Steve said he’s called. Bubba thinks Steve is too afraid to say
no. Bubba said he’s gotten some emails from people who have said
Spice’s car guy act has brought back some horrible memories. Steve
said they do really good with Orlando people. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Bubba took a call from a guy who said the guy who got hurt was using a
suicide grip, where you don’t rap your thumbs around the bar. Bubba
read an article about a debt collector who drove someone crazy, Spice
said his Mom used to get calls like that when he was growing up. We
then heard a message from the debt collector, where he threatens the
guy for not paying, Ned suggests the guy pays the bills. Bubba kind of
wants to stick up for Mickey, but he doesn’t want to. We then heard
another clip where Mickey continues his threats, Bubba thinks the guy
should just let it go, Ned likes the guy. Bubba thinks it sounds like
a prank call, he thinks you could bamboozle the guy, he thinks the guy
has buried himself. Spice and Manson like how the guy operates, he
said he would’ve loved to kick some squatter’s asses, Bubba said he
would’ve had a lot of hell to deal with. Bubba said if he had to do it
all over again, he wouldn’t call MJ a name, he said he’ll never get
his $300,000 back. We then heard a clip of a fight at a bus stop,
Bubba thinks it’s a weekend at Ned’s house. Brent said Chicago has had
a gang problem for a long time. Bubba wishes they had a ghetto
blaster, we then heard Twenty-five’s music over the noise. Bubba said
he hates to be like an old timer, but what is our youth coming to?
Brent said this has been a problem since the 60’s. Bubba said if
you’re a white guy and you try to stop it, you’d get hurt. Bubba said
he would tell people to chill out. Bubba said he and Brent would never
do color commentary by just saying damn during the fight. Spice said a
lot of people watched it happen. Bubba said if he was in court, he’d
put everyone who watched it in jail. We then heard a news clip about
the beating. Bubba stopped the clip when he heard that everyone
involved will be in police custody. Bubba read that Tim Tebow is
making a recovery, Brent thinks one of the Gators should be benched
for missing his assignment, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into “Free Ride” as bumper music. Bubba said he’d like to apologize to
the affiliates if they didn’t get their signal. Bubba said Steve from
Purple People movers has earmarked $20 off for every move. Bubba said
they’ve got the Breast Cancer awareness shirt on BubbaArmy.com. Bubba
said they didn’t have to organize a fund raiser, they’d like to help
out. Bubba said there’s a big article on Hogan, saying he’s not going
anywhere. Bubba read that chuck Nobla got arrested for assaulting his
wife, he said he was one of the players named in the Mitchell report.
Spice said he hasn’t heard the phrase common law in a long time. We
then heard a news clip about Casey Anthony, Brent said they’ve got
her. Katherine in Orlando said she loves the show, she agrees with the
guys on the marijuana issue. Bubba asked her what her deal is, he
joked she’s one of the nine girls who listen to them, she said she
works at a beer company, she said she’ll bring by some stuff. Bubba
said Michael Jackson’s death was a good thing, as he owed a bunch of
money, Spice wonders how the lawyers sleep at night. Bubba thinks the
people who are camping out for Michael Jackson’s footage should be
shot. We then heard a news clip about obama saying we need to take out
terrorists, Bubba thinks we won’t have accomplished anything. Bubba
wonders what we accomplished over in Vietnam, Brent said the mission
was to stop the spread of communism, Bubba thinks we’re all screwed.
Bubba said he would’ve voted for McCaine, had he not picked Palin as
Vice President. Bubba wondered why they’re making Billy Mays stickers,
Spice said it’s all about money, Bubba said Billy Mays was a stuffed
up Carney, Brent thinks he should’ve had a hunk of chalk, Bubba thinks
they should let him rest in peace. Bubba thinks an elephant is peeing
on a flat rock, or he’s in a urinal, Bubba called the guy a dick.
Brent wonders how this is news, Bubba thinks the guy and MJ have
something in common. We then heard manson’s “Billy Mays For Cocaine”.
They then ended the show a few seconds later.