Wednesday, October 28, 2009

October 28th, 2009 by Staff

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

This recap goes out to both Twenty-five Cent and hammil, as today,
each of them celebrate their birthdays. Happy Birthday gentlemen!

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Hogan takes over TNA

Bubba started off by saying the music for today is provided by Dave
Rice, he went on to say he can’t get long winded. Bubba corrected
himself for saying 12 Boobs of Christmas® was November 30, it’s
November 20, he went on to say that they’ll be in Jacksonville on
November 7, he thinks the address was randomly picked out. Bubba isn’t
sure what number the toys For Tits event is, Brent said they started
it in 1996. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he said Hogan is in
charge of TNA, he went on to say that he has full creative control, it
might be used as a storyline, Bubba thinks he’ll be a part of the mix
in some way, he went on to say that he had a meltdown on Stan and
Haney’s show, he flipped out over the Beasly Brothers, he thinks they
had to dump him a few times, he called the Beasly guys Lex and Terry
marks. Bubba thinks 98 rock should keep Lex and Terry, Manson thinks
they’re afraid. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – The SayNow.com number, Blind Lawrence and Joe the Supermark cal in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba said they’re getting low on the Saynow.com messages;
Bubba wants to just announce the number. Bubba said he’s gotten emails
from people who ask about the 12 Boobs of Christmas®, he said it’s
not that complicated. He wonders if they should have a local event,
Spice thinks they could do that, he said he doesn’t want them going
through the station. Spice said he has the number 813-343-0859. Bubba
played Blind Lawrence’s bumper and brought him on. Bubba asked
Lawrence if today was Twenty-five’s birthday, Lawrence said yes. Bubba
asked Lawrence when his birthday was, Lawrence said it’s this Sunday.
Bubba offered to get Lawrence laid, Lawrence said he appreciates the
guys’s offer, he said he was using his Manson card on this one, Bubba
told him to get back to him when he’s 30. Lawrence said Joe the
Supermark was on CNN last night. The guys wonder how old Twenty-five
is; Manson said it’s why the guys in the strongest man competition are
really tan. Bubba congratulated Anthony Sergy; Spice didn’t know who
that was. Bubba went over his race schedule for November. Bubba played
Joe the Supermark’s bumper and brought him on, he wonders if Joe is
chafed from masturbating, Joe said he couldn’t believe what happened;
he said it was like going into Vince McMahon’s house and giving him a
double tall man. Bubba thinks Vince got out worked, Joe said he was
the last person in line at the book signing, he saw Dixie Carter, he
went into Madison Square Garden with her, Bubba yelled for Joe to shut
up, as he was going on and on. Bubba asked Joe why he didn’t record
it; Joe said his girlfriend had it. Joe said Hogan answered two of his
questions, he mentioned Bubba in one of them, Bubba thinks Dixie
cringed when Joe said that. We then heard a clip from yesterday’s
show, where Hogan explained the press conference. Bubba said Hogan is
horrible at keeping a secret, he told Ned if he robs a bank, don’t
bring Hogan. Bubba said he’s had numerous meetings with Hogan about
going to TNA, Joe said Hogan has come back to wrestling four times, he
said the fans there were really anti-tna. Bubba said the business is
big enough for both of them, it’s good for competition. Joe said it’s
also Hammil’s birthday. Bubba said he was on the phone with hammil, he
thinks Miller is leaning towards staying. Bubba took a call from a
woman who said he was wonderful, he hung up on her. The first email
said they checked out the Today show interview with Hogan, the emailer
said they like Bubba now. We then heard a clip of Hogan on the today
show, where Hogan mentions Bubba. Another email was from a guy who is
putting on a haunted house, he thinks he’ll give it to Spice. Bubba
wonders if it’s hot in there, Spice said it’s just him. Another
emailer said they enjoy the show. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Twenty-five’s birthday, Hulk Hogan calls in, various news clips

Coming out of commercials. Bubba doesn’t like how they’re only at 18
thousand plus followers on Twitter. Bubba wonders why Spice is the
cheapest guy on the show. The guys wished Twenty-five a happy
birthday, Bubba shook up his rattler, he said those were the good old
days. Twenty-five said he doesn’t mind when the guys call him “Boops”.
Twenty-five said he’s twenty-eight, the guys like how he aged
gracefully. Bubba said Bruce Genner used to be a good looking guy, he
said he sold his sole to the devil; he said the Cardashians are living
off the defense team for O.J. Simpson. Bubba wants his own TV show to
talk about other TV shows. Bubba told Twenty-five to get cakes for the
birthday; he wants him to get his own cake. Spice said if he wants to
use the n-word he can, Ned wants the peace with the word nigger on it,
the guys want Hammil’s cake to say faggot. Spice and twenty-five
created a scene where they get a cake; Ned thinks Bubba should put on
black face. Bubba had a hard time understanding Twenty-five saying
“enjoy it faggot”. Bubba wants the cake to say “how old are you
faggot?” Twenty-five said he only says nigga with an e-r when he’s
mad. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought him on. Bubba
congratulated him on the media coverage, Hogan said he and Jimmy hart
were on their way to Howard’s show, Jimmy said hello to Bubba. Hogan
wants Bubba to say he stirred people up. Bubba said Hogan is locked in
for three years, Hogan said he’s on that team. Bubba asked Hogan’s
official start date, Hogan said he has to get through this Australian
deal first. Bubba wonders if Hogan is the booker, Hogan said he’s not,
Hogan said this is like back in the day, he said he’s got to get away
from people. Bubba said that the Dudley’s were wrestling a kid, the
ref didn’t stop the match, he likes how Nash flipped out over the
situation. Bubba wants to be the guy who fires Vince Russo; he said
everyone is freaked out. Hogan said he hasn’t heard from Vince
McMahon, Bubba said Dixie just validated TNA; he said competition is
good for the fans and the boys. Spice asked about the fcw, Hogan said
he could pull some guys out, he said it’s possible to see a young Hulk
Hogan or a young John Cena. Bubba asked Hogan if he’ll bring Flair in,
Hogan said he’s a major. Bubba asked Hogan to give them some love on
Howard’s show. Jimmy came on and said he’s ready for Toys for Tatas,
he said he gets fired from something every time he talks to him, Jimmy
ended with his “never trust a midget” line. Bubba asked Hogan if he’s
talking to macho man, Hogan as Macho man said yes, Manson as macho man
said it was time to come back, Bubba asked for Hogan to have Artie put
them over, Hogan said he would. Bubba likes how a woman got a ticket
for not speaking English, we then heard a news clip about that, Manson
likes all those violations, Bubba thinks it should be part of the
test. Bubba said you can’t go through life with a spokes person, he’s
bummed out that it’s not a law, he thinks it’s the pussyfication of
America for the guy apologizing. Manson said driving is a privilege,
not a right. Bubba doesn’t like how the reporter did the story, he
thinks Spice wrote it. We then heard a news clip about two guys
charged for attempted murder, after a kid told him another guy touched
him, Bubba thinks the guy who through the rocks will get in trouble.
Ned called it “Junkyard justice”; Bubba said he understands you can’t
go overboard with justice. Bubba thinks people would act differently
if people took responsibility; he said he’d string someone up if they
did that. Bubba wonders who the new channel eight girl is; he thinks
she needs some Diacos. Bubba likes how when the guy gets out of the
hospital, he’ll be facing a charge. Roman said the guy had previous
charges; Bubba wants to rally the Bubba Army to defend the Dad. Bubba
wants to get Kevin Hayslett to investigate the case; Brent said they
can do it. We then heard a news clip about Debra Lafave asking for
supervised contact, Bubba didn’t like how she put on a lot of makeup.
The guys don’ see a problem with it, Bubba said he wouldn’t want
visitations for fear of a kid copy-catting. Spice said she’ll never be
able to escape the story; Bubba likes how her lawyer said she’s too
pretty for jail. Bubba said he was having dinner with Angey and chuck,
they were talking about an algey farm, Bubba thought the idea wouldn’t
catch on. Bubba read an article about algey being used for oil. Bubba
gave Chuck a timble; he thinks that had he listened to him, he
wouldn’t be going to work. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 4 – Bubba Wonka pre sale tomorrow, Kevin Hayslett, Tom the
Treeman at jay Campbell’s funeral?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “Bubba
Wonka” set. Bubba wonders if “bubba Wonka” is going on sale Monday, or
if they’re doing a pre sale, he thinks it will start tomorrow. Bubba
brought big dick in, Dick said they’re doing a pre sale, he said
they’ll do it tomorrow at midnight. Bubba said the weekend with the
show for the lucky listeners will go down around April or May of next
year. Bubba said they have no idea about the Golden Ticket, he said
whoever gets them will get them. Spice thinks someone will buy all of
them, Ned thinks Bill Gates could do that. Bubba said Thursday at
Noon, Dick said done. Bubba said he got a text from Kevin, he thinks
he wants to get on board. We then heard Kevin’s bumper as Bubba called
him. Bubba said if you have Kevin supporting you, you’ll more than
likely get off. Bubba recapped the story for him, Kevin said it’s a
case of temporary insanity, he said he would do the same thing, we
then heard a news clip about the story, Kevin thinks the charges are
ridiculous, he said the kid is scared for life. Bubba wants Brent to
get a hold of him to get the ball rolling. Spice wonders if the guy
can get off Scott free, Kevin said the guy could be found not guilty.
Bubba wonders if the judge can overrule the jury, Kevin said he can,
unless he or she has been convinced. Spice wonders who he’d have on a
jury; Kevin said you’d want parents for this particular case. Bubba
remembers a video clip of a guy who got shot outside of a court room,
Kevin and Brent said it’s “Faces of Death”. Bubba said he was at the
Jay Campbell service yesterday, he said the air conditioner should’ve
been turned up, he thought he was going to have a heart attack and
join Jay, he said the girls were using the programs as fans. Spice
asked him about other issues he has, Bubba said he saw Tom the
Treeman, Spice thinks he’s crashing funerals. Bubba thinks Tom is such
a mark, it was probably a Facebook situation, Manson thinks he looked
it up in the paper, Bubba thinks tom heard about it from the show, he
went over some people who said hello to him at the funeral, he’s
freaked out by tom’s facial hair. Spice wonders if Tom was good
friends with Jay, Bubba said tom is the biggest liar ever to live,
Manson said he can’t wait to hear this fishtail. Bubba got Tom on, Tom
said Chris Cook called him, he called Twenty-five to let him know,
Bubba wonders how tom knows Chris, Tom said he’s known him for ten
years. Bubba asked him when he met him, Tom said he met him six months
ago, Bubba said funerals are made for people who have known the dead
person for years. Tom said he hung out at his house; he hooked him up
with Buccaneers tickets, Bubba wonders why Tom is so irritating, he
thinks Tom used his title with the show to get the tickets. Spice
wonders what Tom did for Jay, Bubba said all Tom did was open an
unlocked door for him, he thinks Tom is full of himself. Spice said
it’s weird that Bubba and tom run in the same circles, Bubba thinks
tom is just a mark, all while using his standing, Spice said that was
his point. Bubba said he appreciates Tom more when he tells the truth,
Tom said he knew about six people there. Manson thinks they can send
Tom on some missions. Bubba asked Tom what he did for Jay, Tom said he
gave him a machine, Bubba thinks Tom is an embellisher, Bubba mocked
Tom’s voice, he said he just shook his head, he said he was close to
having a meltdown. Spice read from Tom the Treeman’s Twitter, he said
everyone is a friend in death. Bubba told Tom he’s an idiot, Tom said
he always has known that. Bubba took a call from a woman who said this
was her step sister’s boyfriend who was put in jail; Bubba said he’s
looking to investigate the case. She said the guy in question have
three different priors which no one knew about. Brent read that they
met the guy at a homeless shelter; she said that’s not how it went
down. She said if it was her kid, they wouldn’t be able to scrape up
the pieces. Bubba wants to get all parties involved to discuss the
issue; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Richmond gets a billboard, Hulk Hogan on Larry King audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “Tom the Treeman Song” from “Ned’s parody
songs vol. 3”, track 4. The song parodies “Iron Man”, and goofs on Tom
for his various stunts that got him in trouble with his job. Bubba
thinks you won’t be able to get in on the phones; he thinks Bubba
Wonka will be sold out before they get them. Bubba said they won’t
except any Canadian orders, they’ll have to go through
GradyClothingCompany.com. Bubba said he heard Elder Ford is sponsoring
traffic, Brent said he saw Rob at a show recently, he said hello.
Bubba said Steve in Stingray told him that they’ve got roughly
$10,000; Brent said the check presentation will be on November 19.
Bubba said his goal is to have a $10,000 check for each family. Bubba
said Richmond will be getting a Bubba show billboard, Ned thinks
they’ll own Richmond. We then heard a news clip about a student
getting hit in the face with an ax, Bubba likes how they don’t puss
out, he wonders what kind of trash this is, he said he needs more
information. The guys goof on a woman in the clip who thinks they
should talk it out, the guys think Spice is a dick for offering bubba
ice cream. We then heard a clip of Hogan on Larry King, Bubba goofed
on King’s voice, he got sidetracked with a text from the Car Store,
they’re at $3,100. Bubba thinks King is drunk in the clip, he thinks
it takes nine minutes for him to prepare, Manson thinks his questions
are written by the staff, Bubba likes how Hogan mentioned him on the
show, he thinks Hogan is via a Satellite in the clip, Spice thinks
Larry King is an odd looking dude. Bubba thinks Linda will lawyer up,
he asked Spice to get some Linda Hogan burials lined up, he said he’s
scene Linda practically field goal kick Brooke, he said Linda would
call Brooke a stupid fat cunt, Manson sarcastically said it’s classy.
We then heard a clip of Joe the Supermark on CNN, the guys crack up at
Larry saying it was weird. Bubba thinks Hogan should get Rick flair on
the roster as soon as possible. We then heard Manson’s “Linda Hogan
Gold Digger” from “Bubba’s new and Misc hits Vol. 5” track 1, and “the
Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 8. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Dog attack, Bubba on Stan and Haney audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Foundation.
Bubba said the place Twenty-five got the cake was made the way he
wanted it to be made. We then heard a news clip about a dog attack, he
thinks Carl should make a disclaimer that says the show might offend
you. Bubba said you can’t blame a dog if the other dog goes into
another dog’s yard, Brent said dogs protect their yards, Bubba thinks
the dogs aren’t in the wrong. Brent said if you come into his yard,
his dog will attack. Spice asked how the cake went down, Twenty-five
said the woman who gave him the cake was a black man, he said he’s got
footage of it. Bubba asked for a recreation, the guys goof on
Twenty-five for messing up the word “birthday” as “birfday”.
Twenty-five thinks the guys should talk, Bubba said he’ll let him
explain. Twenty-five said he had to write it down for her, Bubba told
him he did a good job. Twenty-five said his brother is coming to town,
Bubba called him 35 Cent, Twenty-five said he’s at the airport now.
Chris in West Palm asked about the Anthony’s, Bubba said it was
hand-delivered it, the lawyers lied about it, even though he got
confirmed delivery. Bubba plugged the various 12 boobs of
Christmas® sign up parties; he wants to get some Tampa locations locked
in. Bubba said people wanted to hear his Stan and Haney appearance, we
then heard the clip where Bubba flipped out on Beasly, one of the guys
told him “Welcome to the Family”, he likes how Stan and Haney were
offended when Bubba told them that he had to put together a three
minute video about the show. The guys cracked up when bubba told them
that Beasly is in love with Lex and Terry, Bubba thinks he went over
the edge. Bubba said they haven’t had ratings like that since Howard
Stern was on, Bubba thanked mark Matthews for getting him the audio.
Bubba said he got a nice email from Bob Neil; he likes how he stepped
in when someone asked him to work a drive-thru window. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Lex and Terry audio clips, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba said the
song reminds him of his old Satellite introduction, he thinks the song
makes him want to fight, he thinks Spice is looking at porn. Amy
thinks Bubba is an amazing friend to Hogan. Bubba read that the DC
Sniper has been given an execution date, Spice said it was one of the
oddest stories. Bubba said he knows what Lex and Terry are doing, he
said they’re not dealing with a fool, he said he’s not lazy like they
are, he said clear Channel won’t re sign them, bubba thinks it’s sad
that the mentality is still that of a nut hut style. Bubba said MJ’s
lawsuit will bite him in the ass, he said that in some markets, Lex
and Terry are in 18th place. Bubba said the listeners are smarter than
that, he said they don’t prep, he said you don’t win unless you’ve
beat him in the ratings, he said the people in Jacksonville are over
them. Bubba wonders why they’re number one in the market, but they
won’t talk about him, Manson said they’re not scared, he said TV
doesn’t mention other networks. Bubba thinks Lex and Terry will be
canceled in Tampa before they beat him. Bubba said he doesn’t need to
pretend that he’s something he’s not. Bubba thinks some listeners
don’t get why they lie. Bubba said he would have respect for them if
they sat down and wrote a parody about them, just like they did with
MJ. Bubba said the reason why Cox let them go was because they suck.
We then heard a clip from Lex and Terry’s show, Bubba finds it mind
boggling that they have thirty-one affiliates, yet they can’t get past
seven. In the clip, Lex and Terry think Hogan shouldn’t do it; Bubba
thinks there has to be disgruntled employee in there somewhere. Spice
said he knows someone who was a board op for 98 Rock, the guy didn’t
like it. Bubba thinks Terry is pathetic, he wonders if he should go
any further, Spice thinks Lex has to play along. Bubba thinks it would
be better to do an anti Bubba billboard, Spice said it’s a horrible
usage of sarcasm. Mike in Largo said they saw Linda Hogan; he didn’t
like what she was wearing. Al in Hudson asked Spice if he got some
pictures, Spice thanked him for that. John in Richmond said they got
the billboard finalized; all the guys have to do is approve it. PC in
Ft. Lauderdale said he drives a truck, he listens to the reruns of Lex
and Terry, he thinks they’re pathetic; Bubba said a lot of affiliates
are looking for fake zoo keeper stuff. Bubba said Manson has a new
Bucs song, but it’s so dirty, he can’t say the title. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – news clips, manson’s new bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®. Lorry in Jacksonville said Lex and Terry suck, we then
heard “Dueling Der Ders” under the caller, she said she really likes
Ned. Ned asked her age, he wonders if she’s a looker, she described
herself. Ned said he’ll ride bitch on her bike. Bubba thinks someone
could’ve earmarked it. John in Tampa said he’s always been a 98 Rock
fan; he thinks Lex and Terry’s days are numbered. We then heard a news
clip about the summer Thompson situation, Bubba said he can’t say how
sorry he is, he thinks Florida is a ses pool of child touchers, Manson
said he’d feel much safer if the troops were home fighting pedophiles,
Bubba thinks the report is giving pimps a bad name. Lennox in Ft.
Lauderdale said he’s a vender, he said some fifteen year-old girl
committed the crime, Manson thinks it’s a different case. We then
heard a clip of Rosie O’donald on Howard Stern’s show, Bubba cracks up
at her, Brent said they’ll have her on soon. We then heard a news clip
about a neglected child, Bubba doesn’t like the reporter. Spice
remembers when Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew had a bit on “Love Line”
called “Florida or Germany”, where callers would guess where various
news stories are from. Spice said you can’t trust a woman who drinks
Tequila, Bubba thinks it’s one of two things – a hot horny woman, or a
white trash kind of woman. Bubba thinks the problem is the woman
reproduced, Spice said he would purposefully fail the test. We then
heard a news clip about Stephen Phillips, Bubba doesn’t like how he
got fired for outing someone. Manson thinks the guy checked into rehab
a little too late. Matt in Florida said the story is on CNN.com. bubba
said the Buccaneers are horrible, he thinks they’re the only winless
team, he thinks the Rams and Browns are in the same boat, Brent said
the titans, Bucs and Rams are horrible. Spice as a nerd said they’ve
started calling the Bucs head coach radio, which is a call back to a
movie of the same name. Bubba thinks Jacksonville can’t draft Tim
Tebow fast enough. We then heard the bit, which parodies “That’s The
Way I Like It”, the bit is called “Tampa Bay Sucks Donkey”, the guys
think it’s something else, Manson said he’s not responsible for the
bit. Bubba wants to put it on the website; Spice wants to play it on
the loud speaker of the stadium. Bubba decided to dump out of the bit,
Bubba said he likes his gig here. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

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