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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

This recap is dedicated in memory to Jay Campbell, a salesman who was
good friends with Bubba, who lost his life yesterday. R.I.P.

Segment 1 – Sports scores, cougar discussions

The show started off with some messages from the fans. Bubba started
off by saying he thought it was horrible, he didn’t like the bumper
music, Ned is shocked Bubba doesn’t like the James Brown song. Bubba
wondered if James Brown had any lyrics, Ned said he free flowed back
in the day. Bubba recapped some sports scores, Brent said the Angels
just couldn’t hit. Bubba asked Spice about the salary cap in baseball,
he thinks it’s well needed, he thinks the World Series will have new
York and Philadelphia, he considers new York to be a bunch of
cheaters. Bubba plugged the Solid Gold event on November 20, and at
Rachel’s on December 4 for the 12 Boobs of Christmas®, he said the
Ferret is thinking about a Ft. Meyers appearance. Manson said Donna
knows everything about every sport, he thinks she could smoke the
wives in a trivia contest. The guys discuss the term cougar; Bubba
thinks it’s anyone forty and older. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later…

Segment 2 – Bee Gees discussions, Al-kida and Miller updates

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Clem Racing Inc
hat, then into some messages from the fans, we heard “the Boopity
song” under it. Bubba came back with “Saturday Night Fever”; he said
no one can be held responsible for the bumper music except for Ned,
Manson and Spice find the song to be ridiculous, the guys goof on the
Falsetto sound. Bubba thinks they didn’t talk like that in real life,
Manson thinks you’d get laughed off of stage if you tried that today.
Mark in Orlando asked about Cindy Williams, Bubba said no, mark said
he’s had the chance to meet her, as well as Ron Howard, Bubba Eviled
him a few seconds later for stepping over him. Matt said he has a term
for a woman over 50 who likes to have sex, he said it’s a snow lion,
Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later. Bubba asked if Al-kida is on the
phones, Dave said yes, he asked that Al come into the studio ASAP. Al
came into the studio, Bubba asked him does he know why he’s in the
studio, Al said yes. Spice asked him what he did wrong, Al said he got
a pop up that asked him to update the software, Dave said he thought
it was fixed Monday afternoon, it crashed on Tuesday morning. Bubba
thinks Al’s computer at home is covered with viruses. Dave said it was
one of the worst viruses. Bubba thinks nerds make viruses; Spice
thinks cyber attacks are for pussies. Bubba told him to be careful
with what he looks at. Bubba had Miller in, he asked him when they can
bring back Moonshine Miller, Miller said he could do it this Friday,
he wants Twenty-five cent to participate, Ned thinks Miller looks like
a balloon. The guys clown Miller for wanting to go to Panama. Miller
said he loves going to school, Spice said he needs to give up the
dream of attending school, Bubba said Miller doesn’t appreciate what
he has. Bubba said an education is pathetic, he doesn’t have one.
Spice said in lightning one’s self is important; Bubba said he thinks
a hands-on training is what he likes. Miller said one of his goals is
to live in a foreign country, Ned wondered if Miller is 22. Bubba
thanked Miller for coming in, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Bubba gets heat with the web department, Balloon boy’s dad
audio clips, emails, Casey Anthony discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans. Bubba thinks he’s at
the end of his rope with Sluggo, he said he doesn’t want to fire him.
Bubba brought him in and asked him which wrestler was on, sluggo said
Chris Jericho, the guys cracked up, Bubba said he should fire him
right now. Bubba said errors like this make the show look third rate.
Bubba read a little bit of the recap where Edge was mentioned, he
asked him what the excuse is, Sluggo said he didn’t check his work,
Brent said it’s a problem. Spice wonders what gave him the impression
that it was Jericho, Sluggo said he doesn’t know. Bubba asked for the
Ferret, Bubba said he’s over it. Bubba thinks he needs to make a
change, he wonders if he should fire Sluggo and Russ. Bubba had Russ
on; he said he just woke up. Bubba read from the site, he thinks the
problem is people don’t listen to the show. Bubba told Sluggo to get
out of the studio. Bubba said this is like being the producer of the
Letterman show, but not knowing who Letterman is. Bubba thinks that
since Twenty-five cent was in, he could say he had Obama on, he said
this issue makes him so mad that he can’t see straight. Spice likes
how a blind guy knows what happened on the show. We then heard a clip
about the Balloon boy; Bubba hopes the family gets the book thrown at
them. We then heard a clip of the Dad, Bubba thinks the guy is a
douche bag, Spice said he’s trying to be like Bill Nye the Science
Guy. We then heard a clip of the guy on Wife Swap, Spice said there’s
no emotion behind his acting, Bubba said it’s sad that we’re a bunch
of marks for idiots, Bubba doesn’t like how stuff is written for
Reality shows, Manson said it’s scripted, Bubba said he noticed this
when he was on Hogan knows Best. Spice thinks the guy sounds like a
bad radio guy, Bubba thinks the guy is trying too hard, he thinks the
guy should be killed at High noon. The first email of the day thanked
them for getting them hooked on O.A.R. Another emailer asked about the
12 Boobs of Christmas®, Bubba said he can promise her what photos
they’ll take. Bubba said Sluggo asked him a really dumb question
yesterday, the question was if Bubba entered the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, Bubba told him to get out of his office; he thinks he
should’ve done that. Bubba told the emailer to stop being cute, he
said it’s not a whore contest. Another emailer said they tried to call
during the monkey story recap, he’s visited the house before, his
friend got knocked out by the monkey. Another emailer said the
Catholic Church has screwed him up. Another emailer said Friday’s
Sirius show was the best he had heard, Bubba tried to play the “In my
life” sounder, but it wouldn’t play, the guys cracked up at this.
Another emailer said she has kankels, Bubba said Dan Diaco will be in
studio this Friday. Another emailer asked when will Hogan’s book come
out, Bubba said it’ll be Tuesday. Another emailer asked about an air
filter, Bubba said it’s AutoAnything.com. Bubba said the site has one
of the best searches he’s ever seen. The last email of the day said
her husband took the car to Sting Ray, they really liked the service.
Bubba said Steve left him a voicemail, in the last ten days of
October; $100 will be donated for every car sold. We then heard a news
clip about the Anthony’s going on a vacation, Spice said sometimes you
have to get away. Bubba thinks they’re not smart enough to work the
system, he thinks they should be implemented. Bubba doesn’t like how
they’re getting $20,000 interviews, Bubba said shame on CBS, he thinks
they had something to do with it. Brent thinks maybe a pirate did it.
Bubba said he’ll leave the Anthony’s alone when she fesses up. Spice
said he hasn’t heard a reporter ask a tough question, Bubba wants to
ask questions like that, Spice said they ask open ended questions.
Bubba said he feels like scratching up 20 grand, he thinks they might
walk out. Bubba said at least his publicist listens to the show. Bubba
wants to do an hour long interview with the grandparents, he thinks
they won’t take it, Spice said they won’t take it, he thinks it’s more
than fare. Bubba got distracted with the news generator in the
background; he said it’s not news worthy. Bubba said he’ll offer them
$25,000 to come on the show, he said it’s the biggest mystery in a
while. We then heard the Manson & Berlin collaboration “My Trunk” from
“Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 9”, track 9, and “The Clemulus
Package” disc 1, track 16. We then heard “Caylee’s Not in The Cradle”
from “bubba Show classics Vol. 10”, track 5. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba Remembers Jay Campbell, Joe the Supermark calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
wonka” set. We then heard the theme from Cops as bumper music, Bubba
thinks the show is a documentary of Ned’s life, Spice said he’s never
heard the song all the way through, the guys then did a cops show
announcement. Bubba said Jay Campbell, a guy who worked at the Power
Pig died yesterday, he said he’ll be going to the funeral, he wants
Clear channel to put the animosity aside for this event. Bubba it’s
sad that MJ is suing him over what WFLZ used to do back in the day,
some of the stuff they did pales in comparison to what Bubba has said
about MJ; Manson said Mark chase hired him to trash Q105. Bubba said
they’re like the decent look girl that no one can have after a
breakup. Bubba thinks some of the people at clear channel wish he was
dead, Ned said yes, Bubba thinks Sluggo and Ferret wish that he’s
dead. We then heard Joe the Supermark’s bumper. Joe said we get a
taste of Hogan’s book in the New York post, he said Hogan recounts a
story of almost committing suicide. Joe said Edge and John Cena will
be on South Park tonight, Bubba wondered if there’s anything Joe
doesn’t’ know, Spice thinks they don’ get enough money. Ned thinks Joe
finished strong, the guys agree. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – David Arquette calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s youtube
page. Bubba asked the listeners not to blame him, the bumper music is
provided by Ned, Ned thinks it’s a Garnet selection. Dana in Orlando
was on to say she was sorry for Bubba, she asked about the caller from
yesterday, Bubba thinks they lost contact with him. Bubba thinks David
has been married since 1999, Spice thinks the rumors are horrible, he
said everyone in Hollywood hates on successful marriages; Manson said
tom Hanks has a solid marriage. Bubba wonders if John mayor is steamy,
he thinks they’re pathetic for talking about pop culture, Bubba said
he’s an idiot when it comes to that stuff. Bubba went to David, David
said it’s early, but it’s worth it to talk to the guys. Bubba said
he’s retarded on pop culture, David told him not to sweat it. Bubba
said he can appreciate hot chicks, David said his wife is doing a
great job with Cougar Town. Spice wonders what makes it so great,
David said they’ve got great writers, plus the timeslot is good. Bubba
asked David his favorite shows are, David said he loves the Hung, he
said it’s his brother-in-law, Spice thinks it’s not a bad deal. David
said his wife is a producer on the show, he said it’s all about
performance, Bubba likes how their on top, he told David to step it
up. Spice asked him about Hollywood bagging on his marriage, David
said you end up not reading them too much, he said you know what the
deal is after awhile, he said you sometimes get really pissed off, he
said they never file lawsuits. Bubba asked him about wrestling, he
likes how David’s trainer was gay, Spice thinks Chris is too big to be
gay, David said it’s good that he came out, he said it’s the last real
guy to do that, Bubba thinks the gay community needs a guy like Chris,
David joked that Chris put him in a sleeper hold a little longer than
he had liked. Bubba asked him who he keeps up with; David said he
liked a short film. Spice asked him if he’d like to host wwe Raw,
David said he’d love to, but he has to attend his mother-in-law’s 75th
birthday. Bubba wonders if Jennifer is hot, David said she’s a good
girl. Bubba asked about her being with John Mayor, David said no,
Bubba thinks Angelina Joe lee has a really big head. Bubba asked David
if he told Vince Russo about his idea, David said that’s not how it
happened, he realized after the fact that Vince was a fool. Bubba
thinks that had David juiced, he would’ve been champion. David said he
could juice. Spice asked what it was like working with Russo; David
said he was cool to work with. Bubba said WCW died because of Vince
Russo’s crappy writing. David said he got the chance to go through an
airport with Hogan, David said he loves Florida, Bubba said it’s
almost Southern Alabama. Spice asked why they picked Florida, David
said it’s because that’s where the writers are from. Bubba thinks
David could get them a deal with a reality show, the guys recapped
some of the stuff they’ve done, David said he’ll watch it. Bubba
thinks he could be an extra in Scream 9, Spice said horror movies
don’t need a fat guy to get killed. Spice asked David how he proposed,
David said he shot off some fireworks and did it, he thinks he
cornered her to the point where she couldn’t say no. David and Spice
remember a video clip of a guy who asked for a proposal, only to have
her run out. Bubba recapped how he proposed to Heather; he took a dump
and asked her to do it. Spice thinks the controversy over the name is
ridiculous, David said he didn’t hear about it. Bubba asked about
Scream 4, David said they’re shooting it in spring, Bubba told him
about Oren, David likes him. Spice asked him about the Saw franchise,
David said it’s different. David said he did a horror movie called
“The Tripper”, he said he’s glad not that many people saw it. Bubba
asked if some guys act like jerks, David said yes. David said he
wrote, produced and distributed “the Tripper”, Bubba said it sounds
like fun. Bubba thanked David for coming o; the guys think he’s a good
guy, Bubba thanked Brent for booking him, Brent said David listens to
the Sirius show. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – the guys comment on the news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. We then heard “Dancing Queen” as bumper music; bubba asked
Ned if he was for real, Ned said they had a bunch of hits, he asked
bubba not to hate, but to appreciate. Bubba read that the Doctor who
gave Octomom drugs was expelled; he thinks it’s a little too late.
Bubba read an article about a guy who got arrested for having sex with
a horse, Ned thinks that’s crazy, Manson said he has a hard time
understanding how you could do that, he said one of his horses doesn’t
like Trace for some reason. The guys remember a guy who got killed
while sex with a horse. Bubba asked the guys to move on, Manson said
Buttercup got mad and kicked a horse, he got freaked out. Bubba thinks
Donna has rubbed off on Berlin and Buttercup. We then heard a clip
about a guy who was shot after having sex with another guy’s step
daughter; we heard “the boopity song” under the clip. Spice said the
guy in the clip still sounds like a punk after getting shot. Bubba
likes how the guy through “you know what I’m saying”. Spice said if he
got shot, he would say he was sorry. We then heard some Soulja Boy,
Bubba and Spice did some lyrics about getting shot. Bubba thinks it’s
sad when you have to ask the mirror what’s up. Spice said after
hearing the clip, he’s on the Dad’s side. We then heard a news clip
about a girl who was beat up, for not buying drugs; Bubba thinks
Hacksaw Jim was there. Bubba thanked Richmond for getting them up in
the ratings; he thinks the Olympic committee was quite the visionary
for not picking Chicago. We then heard “dueling Der Ders”, then a news
clip about a kid that was left, Spice and Manson as southerners asked
that he get to the story. Bubba thinks the name of the county screams
white trash, he thinks the reporter gave white trash credit, Manson
thinks you can’t do that. Bubba and Spice did some redneck voices
describing throwing a baby on a lawn. We then heard Ned’s “Dead Bay
Bay” from “bubba show classics vol. 10”, track 17. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. We then heard “Cruel Summer” as bumper music, Bubba said he
liked it back in the 80’s. We then heard tucker Carlson’s bumper.
Bubba said they missed him last week, Tucker said he missed it, Bubba
thinks a lashing went down, Tucker said someone would be buried in the
garden. Bubba asked Tucker if he’d ever do a radio show, Tucker said
he would, he said he thinks he’s missing out on some fun stuff. Bubba
said the producer is the boss, Tucker said he wouldn’t want to be
controlled. Spice said tucker was able to see both sides of an
argument, he thinks he’s too understanding, Tucker agrees. Bubba
wonders if Tucker is too much of a pussy, Tucker said he’s an
unpleasant person, he thinks chewing gum isn’t a problem, he said he
has a ton of bubba Army guys talking to him. Tucker thinks Bubba isn’t
liberal, he said they have an obsession with words, he said he rejects
it. Bubba asked tucker what he’s got going on, tucker said he’s
writing something, he really likes the editor. Bubba thinks Fox news
is extremely religious. Tucker said David Axlerod lies for a living,
Bubba said Fox is a credible news source. Brent said Axle is just like
Carl Rove, Bubba thinks he should be in jail, he thinks he’s the
evilest man in America, Tucker said Carl was his neighbor, Spice said
he can’t trust the guy. Tucker said all of Carl’s evil deeds are
erased by him giving his kids candy, Manson as Bush talked about
candy, Tucker was laughing his ass off. Bubba asked him about the
coverage balloon boy got, Tucker said he hosted a show that was
pre-empted by a rain storm, Manson said that had there been a kid in
the balloon, it would’ve been an interesting story. Tucker said he
could get a thirty-five share if he had compelling pictures. Tucker
said he’s been in the business for too long, he said he wasn’t
disgusted by it, he thinks they should throw the book at the ad, he
read that the guy is a wife beater. Bubba said reality TV has turned
jackasses into stars, Tucker thinks it’s a disease. Brent thinks fame
should be a byproduct of what you do. Bubba said if he could make the
same money he gets now without the public spotlight, he’d do it. Bubba
said the lawsuit is driving him crazy. Bubba wonders why so many
people don’t like Nancy Pelosi, Tucker said she hates George W. bush.
Bubba thinks the newspaper is done, Tucker agrees, he thinks it’s sad,
he said no one will buy another printing press. Brent said he read
that Sam Zell wishes he never got into that industry. Bubba asked
about Ron Kessler, he really liked the working tittles of his books,
Tucker said he read one of his FBI books, he said he just ran into him
at lunch the other day. Tucker said Obama got more white votes than
Gore and Kerry combined, Spice said that doesn’t really make a
difference. Tucker said a lot of people think it’s 1956. Spice thinks
some white people voted for Obama simply because of white guilt, he
said it’s like saying your best friend is black. Bubba said he’s
thinking about changing his vote when he saw Megan McCaine’s boobs,
Tucker said it’s not a very hot picture, he said he’s known her since
she was in high school, he thinks she’s in secure, Ned thinks he’s a
fag for not having sex with her. Tucker thinks Contessa has been
annoying lately, bubba told him he was close to getting hung up on.
Tucker said he’s tired of people complaining about sexism with women.
Bubba asked the guys if they’re in charge of the household, Spice
thinks he might have the upper hand, Manson said it’s 50-50, Dave said
the same, Bubba thinks it’s the cool boat to be in. Tucker said you
start out in charge, you quickly lose it. He said by the time you’re
65, you’re a puppet. Bubba said the pre-nup helps him out, Spice
thinks it’s a dumb move to throw it out. Tucker said you could have an
air-tight pre-nup, the woman can find a lawyer to cut through it.
Tucker asked if you’re in a bad mood, how does it affect the house,
and if the wife is in a bad mood, the house stops. Bubba doesn’t like
the guy they paired Contessa with, Tucker agrees, he said no one is
worse than Rick sanders, Brent thinks he has space between his ears.
Tucker doesn’t’ like how the guy killed a guy, Bubba doesn’t like the
guy who replaced Tucker. Tucker said he got married when he was 22, he
wasn’t hooking up with a lot of girls, he doesn’t remember who he lost
his virginity to, Ned thinks it was Al Sharpton. Tucker doesn’t know
why Limbaugh wants a team. Bubba asked Tucker if he’s got anything
coming up, Tucker said he’s got some stuff planned. Tucker said the
school was in a movie, Manson said it was Dead Poets Society, Tucker
thinks Bubba will send the kids to boarding school, Bubba said no.
Bubba thinks Tucker’s daughter will be a lesbian, Manson thinks he’s
crazy. Spice agrees with bubba, we then heard the “Say good night to
the bad guy” clip a few times. Tucker thinks raising a kid in Florida
has got to be challenging. Bubba thinks Berlin would be a lesbian if
she was at boarding school, he told Manson to wake up and smell the
coffee. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various news clips, Hulk Hogan calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
wonka” set. Bubba picked the bumper music for tomorrow, it landed on
bubba, he wanted to overrule it, he landed on Manson. Bubba said he’s
going to flip out on the staff today, he told Spice he could leave to
go to McDonalds, Bubba thinks the meeting won’t be very long. We then
heard a news clip about Kathleen Ford, Bubba wants jay to apologize to
him for saying it wouldn’t work, he said his Spanish bumper billboard
would’ve made money, we then heard a bumper. We then heard Hogan’s
bumper and brought him on, bubba said he got a call from Eric about
something, Hogan said he missed Arquette saying nice things about him,
Hogan said he was just checking to see if bubba was in with all the
madness. Bubba wants to get Hogan on some shows, Hogan said he’s
regrouping. Hogan asked about the seat loge, Bubba had no idea, Spice
said some people died. Bubba is shocked at the coverage they’ve gotten
over Kathleen Ford, Bubba told Foster to not get crazy on the faith
side of things, he likes how Fox through him a bone. Bubba rewound the
clip of a guy bashing him, Bubba thinks he should have a say so about
Davis, he thinks he’s the biggest crook ever, Brent thinks he made the
point when he asked the question. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.