Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores, sixth golden ticket?

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into
“Dreams” by Van Halen as bumper music. Bubba said the music was
provided by Manson today, he went on to plug the live chat with Spice,
he then recapped some sports scores. The guys discuss Labron James
wanting the league to retire Michael Jordan’s number. Bubba said he
really likes Manson as a character actor, he really enjoys the Billy
Mays parodies, Bubba wants to get Tony apart of the Bubba Raw budget.
Mark in Indiana came on, he said he got Bubba Raw Volume 4, Bubba
remembers his days of Indiana, he thinks it’s an okay place to live.
The guy said he really likes Volume 4, the guy is amazed how Tom the
Treeman was able to take the fireworks, the guy really liked Janessa
Brazil, he said it was in the adult section, Spice sarcastically
thinks they’re really mainstream. Bubba said he had no idea that
BubbaWonka.com existed, he said they have to offer one Wonka for free,
he said it didn’t go over so well with him, Spice read that a sixth
golden ticket will be offered, Bubba sarcastically showed his interest
when Spice told him the top five will be Christian music, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Spanish billboards

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the live chat with
Spice, then into some messages from the fans, then into “Meet
Virginia” as bumper music. The guys discussed the Miami appearance
this Friday, Bubba said he’s looking to buy one billboard in Miami, he
doesn’t know exactly what to put on it, he said that Dr. Diaco might
be going with them. He went on to say that for the fifth week in a
row, they’ve gone up in the trend, he thinks that they’re getting some
traction, Spice said they’ll find out this Friday. Bubba took a call
from a guy who said Miami is all about the beauty. Eddie suggested the
billboard have the guys, and above it “I’m looking for a white rugged
man”, Bubba thinks it sounds worse the second time around. Bubba
played some Spanish bumpers, he said Cox really missed the ball for
not listening to him, Spice said he likes the one about the heart
attack. Brandon in Miami suggested the billboard read “93.1 Shut up
and Listen”. Bubba thinks the segment was a stupid idea; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – emails, Sarah Palin clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Miami
appearance. Bubba said he saw a side profile of Palin, she has a witch
nose. The first email asked about the various rims Bubba likes, he
said it’s Dwracing.com. Another emailer thinks Bubba is funny, but can
be a dick, especially with yesterday’s B-Fudd segment. Bubba said
they’ve given so much to him, but he hasn’t given back. Another
emailer said he wants to apologize for a mess up. Another emailer said
they really enjoy when Selzy is on the show. Ned thinks Big dick is
freaking him out; Spice looked at the picture, Bubba is disgusted by
it. Another emailer said that the station is a pirate station. Another
emailer said that Hulk Hogan was attacked at a press conference,
Manson hopes Rick got arrested. We then heard audio of Hogan’s press
conference. We then heard the clip; Spice thinks it sounds like two
old guys fighting. Another emailer said that as a black man, they love
the show. The last email of the day was about the numis stuff Bubba
was referring to. The guys discuss Palin, Spice thinks she wouldn’t
get any coverage if she was fat and ugly, Brent said Hilary is a
lawyer. We then heard a clip of Palin being interviewed, Bubba said
he’s just a stupid radio personality; he could come up with what she
normally says. Manson said it’s easy to say cut taxes, but when the
deficit is in the trillions is tough, Ned likes her saying ass, he
called her a filthy mouth whore. Bubba wonders how Barbra Walters had
been famous, Bubba goofed on her speech, he wants her to say waskily
wabbit, he went on to say that white trash throws gasoline on the
fire, Brent thinks it sounds hillbilly-ish. Bubba thinks the
Republican Party is kicking themselves in the ass for making her an
overnight sensation, he said that McCaine recently apologized to his
staffers for picking her. The guys discuss a picture of Palin in short
shorts, Manson wonders why that would be used as a front cover. Brent
said he saw a Washing Post article that said if you’re a public
figure, don’t cry about a picture getting published, Manson thinks
News Week is putting her in the worst light as possible. Bubba said he
can’t believe how America is buying her crap. We then heard a clip of
Palin on Oprah, Bubba thinks she’s an idiot, he doesn’t think cuteness
work for being President. Brent said the only reason why people like
her is that they want to have sex with her. Bubba said she could be
President of the milf club. Bubba thinks her getting a D in a College
course just solidifies how dumb she is, Manson thinks it’s a dog and
pony show. Bubba stopped and started to comment, Brent said the
friendly media got a one on one interview with her, Bubba wonders who
made this bitch popular, Manson thinks America. Bubba thinks if you’re
annoyed by Katie Couric‘s questions, it’ll be really tough during G20,
he thinks this is just a yenta fest, Manson said if you’re in the
limelight, that’s the price you pay. We then heard a clip of Palin
being asked what magazines and books she reads, Bubba stopped and
started to insert commentary. Steve in Sarasota said she represents
what the true conservative is, Bubba told him to shut up. Bubba thinks
she’s an idiot, he said he leans conservative in some ways, he thinks
Palin has put church and state together, the guy hung up a few seconds
later. Bubba wonders what she stands for that is so special about her,
Bubba listed the people he’d rather have. Manson said the guy had no
answer for what Bubba had for him. Bubba thinks Obama isn’t qualified
to be President, he thinks Obama is a little bit smarter and a bit
more smoother, he said he’s tired of the fighting over there to fight
over here mentality, Manson said he’s a smarter, black version of
Palin. Bubba thinks McCaine was the better choice, Manson said McCaine
was too old. Bubba said he would’ve felt confident with any other than
Palin, he thinks they should’ve had someone who has the proper
credentials. Rob said that everything Bubba said about Obama was dead
on, Bubba thinks the McCaine/Hillary ticket would’ve been a great
idea, he thinks Ron Paul would’ve been the most qualified. Jennifer in
Jacksonville said that during the election, she thought Palin came off
as a moron, she thinks after the Oprah interview, she thinks she’s a
bigger idiot. Tom in Jacksonville thinks people are sick of people
from the North East. Bubba said Palin going to six different schools
for being a dumbass. Michael said he doesn’t’ care if the guys talk
about politics, the guy didn’t like Bubba’s thoughts about Bob Dole,
Bubba apologized for saying that. Bubba said we’re a bunch of
groupies, the hottest candidate always wins, he said flaws don’t look
sexy; he said we’re very shallow as a Country. We then heard Manson’s
“white Trash Girl” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits vol. 6”, track 4,
and “the Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 22. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Top five Countdown, Reggie Roundtree calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “I Suck In Miami Bitch”. Bubba plugged the
show’s Solid Gold appearance this Friday from 10:00-12:00. Bubba said
Spice gave him a Saturday Night Live bit that goof on Obama for doing
nothing. Mark in Miami said he thinks Bubba is off his game today, he
wonders why Bubba apologized about the comments concerning McCaine.
Bubba said he doesn’t want to disrespect pows, he said he’s sorry if
he offended someone who went through that, Mark said Howard Stern
never apologized for comments like that, Bubba said he’ll be the first
to say that the show wasn’t all that great. We then heard the clip,
where a guy impersonates Obama; the guys think the impersonation is
horrible, he thinks it’s unairable. Jason in Jacksonville said Joe
Rogan had a line in his stand-up, he said that since we elected Bush,
it just proves we’re stupid, Bubba said he likes Joe Rogan. Dan in
Tampa said anyone who listens to the sow knows Bubba has respect for
pows. He said he lived in Alaska while Palin was there, he said the
guys are right about her being a dog and pony show. Bubba told the
callers to give him something he doesn’t know already. Kyle in St.
Augustine said he’s embarrassed to be a Republican because of Palin,
Bubba thinks a lot of people are like that now, he said his Mom was
turned off by that choice. Will in Richmond said Bubba should come up
to Richmond, Bubba said they’re doing well there; he said they’ll have
a big Richmond appreciation party. Spice said they’re doing a “show us
your cans” food drive; Sludge is there for twenty-four hours. Bubba
wonders if Ned spends a lot of time in Carney town, ned said he does.
We then heard the top five countdown bumper, this week it’s Christian,
Bubba thinks it’s pandering, Manson thinks there’s less competition.
We then heard the first song “Born Again” by third Day, Bubba thinks
sales go down when Jesus is mentioned in songs like that. Bubba thinks
the guy has a good voice, Manson thinks it sounds good, Spice thinks
the song sounds Country, ned thinks it’s crappy. Bubba said if he was
Jesus, he would be a little steamed by all this; Manson acted as the
band, explaining why they don’t mention Jesus’s name. Bubba got caught
off guard with the girl singing, he thinks she sounds hot. The next
song is “The Sidewalk Profits”; Spice goofed on the drum beat. Bubba
said he’d like a song that throws out the fact that they love Jesus,
Manson thinks the references are vegg; Spice thinks it’s just a
regular song. Bubba thinks he won’t get higher than number 4, as he’s
mentioned lord and god in the song, Spice thinks other artists would
have this as filler, Bubba thinks the guy is talking down to Jesus.
Ned said he would really love getting touched by God. The next song is
“Revelation Song”, bubba thinks the artist name sounds like a lawyer,
Spice thinks it has a Cold Play feel to it, Bubba said he hates
breathy stuff, the guys goofed on the singer a little bit, Bubba
wonders where it kicks in, he wonders where the groupies are for this
group, he said everyone has marks, Ned thinks the guys take turns with
the groupies, Manson thinks it’s a bunch of whining, Bubba thinks
Brent could drum the hook. The next song is by the Casting Crowns,
Spice thinks one of the guys in the group is going to make a sex tape,
Bubba really liked the guitar riff, Manson thinks it sounds like
Creed; Bubba likes the mention of Jesus in the song. Spice said when
he was a kid, he had to go to Christian rock concerts, the guys wonder
where Jesus was for Spice’s Dad, Spice said the concerts are a trip to
see. Bubba wonders what the hands up deal in church is for, Manson
thinks it’s to take your wallet. The last song is by Toby Mack, Bubba
thinks he has it all figured out, Spice said he’s 45. Spice told Bubba
he has one of his songs on his iPod, Bubba said that was just to mess
with the Sirius listeners, he thinks the song is horrible. Spice
wonders if Jesus would be happy with people making a living off his
name, Bubba isn’t exactly sure. Bubba thinks one of the Churches is
really big, he said he had counseling with a pastor, the pastor
advised Bubba to stop doing his show and go to the Christian tip.
Manson thinks Religion is a work, Brent said it’s a numbers game,
Bubba said Walter Drone is a great guy, he said he could hang out with
the guy; Manson said that Walter was checking out Heather. Bubba tried
calling someone; he dialed the number, only to get a message saying
the number wasn’t in service. Bubba revealed who it was; Reggie
Roundtree from channel 10, we then heard his bumper. Reggie said bubba
says all the stuff people are thinking, he said some of the stuff
isn’t politically correct, Bubba joked that Reggie likes Two Live
Crew. Reggie said if Bubba was on TV, the ratings would be out of
control. Bubba wonders why they don’t have a show, he thinks they
should do a live show for channel 10; he likes how they’re killing
Leno. Spice asked him if Reggie has seen Leno’s show, Reggie said
there’s not much material, bubba thinks everyone is CSI’s bitch.
Reggie said he’s met some of the producers, two of them are from St.
Petersburg, Bubba thinks SI in Florida would be steamy. Reggie thinks
the Jason Bruce story was mondo, he said it doesn’t’ pass the smell
test. Bubba said Jason could’ve made it up, Reggie said he’s hearing a
ton of stuff behind the scenes, Bubba joked that the producer would be
bringing back the Getting out alive series. Spice said he has to do a
teach in, Bubba is bummed out no one asked him to do it; Spice
reminded him that he’s always complaining about how busy he is. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Miami discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Bubba’s preacher” from
“Bubba show classics vol. 4”, track 10. In the bit, the preacher likes
Heather, the bit ends with him yelling about a mix in. We then heard
“Party In the USA”, Bubba said he’s gotten used to the song, Manson
said he likes to go for a bike ride and listen to it, Bubba thinks the
song is pandering, he wonders why Manson hasn’t spoofed the song yet,
he said he got an email from someone who suggested they do “French
Fries” instead of “Fire Flies”, Bubba wonders what club she’s at. We
then heard the Notorious BIG version of it, Bubba thinks they got
thrown off Miami when it said n, he wonders why he’s in the
business of censoring black guys for saying that, Spice said you can’t
dump biggy. Bubba wonders how all this could be on him, he thinks they
should play Ned’s bit, we then heard it, where Ned asks Twenty-five to
apologize for saying n, he went back to the song, he thinks
they’re really in trouble, he thinks this is the pussyfication of
America. Bubba thinks the other guys are intimidated by the show, he
thinks this a shakedown. Brent said he agrees with Bubba on this one,
Ned thinks it’s the case, Spice said bubba has been right on other
stuff. Bubba said they’ve done some stuff that might’ve been
offensive, Spice said they’ve done some stuff that even he’s offended
by. Bubba then went back to the bit, he thinks the word isn’t being
delivered, he thinks the subject matter is a problem. Dave thinks they
should put the bit on the website, he thinks they shouldn’t give the
people in Miami anymore time. Bubba thinks the apology won’t work out,
Brent thinks they shouldn’t play it. Bubba said you’ll never hear it
on this air, he said it’s sad that we live in this world. Manson said
no to the idea of putting it on the website, bubba thinks a
disgruntled employee will hear it. Bubba said he got a flier about the
12 Boobs of Christmas®, if you mention bubba at the club, there’s
no cover charge, two for one drinks from nine until midnight, and a
free buffet, he hopes it’s real, he wonders why you wouldn’t want to
go. Henry in Orlando wonders if bubba can say cracker, Bubba said yes,
Henry said he’s Jewish, he doesn’t get offended. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Gale Using Bubba’s gym?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Retailsales@btls.com,
then into Kings of Leon as bumper music. Bubba picked the music for
tomorrow, ned told him to shake those balls, it landed on Brent. Bubba
thinks he’s gotten better about going to his office, he said jack
Steeful’s wife dropped off some muffins. Bubba said as he lays down
every day, he doesn’t think he gave Buddy’s some love. Bubba said
Manson has heat with someone bringing crappy bottled water, Spice
thinks they sound like divas. Bubba said he’s very particular about
his gym, he said it doesn’t pertain to anyone in the room. Bubba said
he was there late last night training some guys, he thinks Gale has
been using the gym, he thinks it’s a bit of a reach, he said he likes
the guy, he doesn’t’ want to lose him. Bubba said as he was leaving,
Gale came in with some people, he wonders if he should be mad about
it, Spice wonders if he should ask him, Bubba thinks he should’ve.
Bubba thinks this was something more than he had in mind, he told the
guys that they could use the gym all they’d like, Brent said it was
because Bubba has pre-approved it. Bubba didn’t like how Gale put a
sixty pound barbell on a bench; he thinks it could stretch out the
material. Spice said he’s on Bubba’s side in this case, he said bubba
has a lot of liability there; Bubba said you’re supposed to sign a
form. Brent said you need to know what you’re doing in a gym; he said
one of the guys at usc almost killed himself in a gym. Bubba wonders
what the ruling should be, he thinks what Gale did was wrong, he
thinks he has to shake the flees, ned thinks he should be punished,
Spice thinks it doesn’t stop with Ned wanting to get a dude’s pants
off, he thinks Bubba has asked for guys to take his pants off, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tucker Carlson on the phone

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the live chat with
Spice on BubbaRaw.com. Bubba played Tucker Carlson’s bumper and
brought him on. Tucker said he was in his office a block from the
Whitehouse, plotting. The guys think he shouldn’t have said that,
Tucker thinks Obama has a lot of security. Tucker said he ran into him
before he was president, this happened in Boston, he said a van pulled
up driven by Jesse Jackson JR, Tucker said he never met him. The guys
wonder if Obama bummed a smoke off of Tucker, Tucker said Obama likes
the Reds. Brent wonders if Obama has a guy who gets him cigarettes.
Tucker thinks Bubba isn’t that much of a liberal, Bubba said the
government should step in if it’s an economic issue, Manson said he
likes his old light bulbs, Bubba thinks Tucker is a dick every now and
again. Ned wonders if he should drop a bowel movement in a box and
take it on the plane, Tucker thinks they should do that, Ned thinks
he’s insane. Spice thinks Tucker is taking away more private rights,
he accused Tucker for not wanting any rules, Manson said it’s all
about common sense. Bubba is shocked that Tucker supports Warren
Jeffs; Manson said it’s a front for child abuse. Tucker said if you
apply logical to polygamy, Bubba said he almost kicked Tucker’s ass
after hearing his thoughts about it. Manson thinks Tucker is all over
the road, Bubba laid out what Tucker should’ve said about that stuff.
Tucker said the public wants you to pander to everyone’s views, Brent
recapped the Jason Bruce situation, Bubba thinks Tucker is all over
the road; he thinks Tucker is a militant. Tucker thinks you shouldn’t
tell adults how to live their lives. Tucker said it’s on the guy who
built the place, Bubba agreed with him on this. Bubba doesn’t like
Tucker’s spin on it; Tucker said he knows his views are out of line,
he said people want government telling them what to do. Bubba thinks
they can’t knock any sense into Tucker’s head, Tucker laughed at this.
Tucker thinks Bubba is doing great, he’s shocked bubba is 43. Bubba
said that Dan Diaco’s wife is only 23. Tucker is shocked bubba took
Dan’s pre-nup is 69 pages, Bubba said you should put what you’re
getting and what you’re not getting, he said Heather made him get the
pre-nup. Bubba recapped his first marriage, that lasted 96 days.
Tucker wonders if heather resents the pre-nup, Bubba said no. Bubba
said he made love last night, Manson thinks heather texted him that
she loves him. Bubba asked about Sarah Palin, Tucker said he loves how
people hate her, he said he hates whining. Bubba yelled how Palin is
stupid, Tucker said she’s smarter than Al Gore, Brent thinks Gore is
smug, he graduated from Vanderbilt College. Bubba thinks she should
pork up and become fat, or be in Hustler, Tucker thinks Bubba should
be a life coach, he thinks Bubba is a natural at it. Spice as Palin
asked for some advice, Bubba told him to either gain some weight, or
go in Hustler, Manson suggested she stay the same and make millions.
Bubba thanked Tucker for coming on; he plugged his Sting Ray Chevy
appearance tomorrow. Bubba said he’s going to bring in Russ, Gale’s
supervisor; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Russ and Gale in the studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans. Bubba asked that
Gale and Russ come into the studio. Bubba said he’s lucky that they
caught him in a good mood; he said Gale is a jackass for not shutting
the door. Bubba said he got the monthly trend from Orlando, he said
it’s the same show where ever you go, he said that WHTQ has advertised
during Monday Night Football, they’re now fifth in 25-54, he thanked
Debbie for doing that, he thanked the Orlando listeners. Bubba asked
Russ about Gale, Russ said he was under the assumption that Gale was
cleared with him; Bubba gave a brief recap of the situation. Bubba
asked Gale if he knew that it would bite him in the ass, Gale said
yes. Bubba wonders why Gale would do such a thing, Gale said Mike had
met Tom a few months back, they train every once in a while, Bubba
thinks he’s pussy whipped for bringing a girl in the gym. Bubba asked
Russ his thoughts, Russ said they’ve had issues in the past, Bubba
said he’s very picky as to who can bring stuff, he said he doesn’t
like being around people he doesn’t know, he thinks he should be able
to pick and choose who can come in, Russ said it was built for the
on-air staff, Bubba thinks it’ll have to stop. Russ said he knew about
this last night, he shook his head, Manson as the Ferret said one more
question. Russ said when he’s working with tom, tom goes to the gym
later on in the evening, he had no idea. Bubba wonders if he’s met
Rachel before, Gale said no. Russ said bubba gave specific
instructions with people coming in, Gale said she never signed a form,
Bubba thinks it makes Gale look like a bigger idiot, Ned asked that he
take his pants off, Bubba told him he doesn’t’ want him to come to the
gym, he thinks Rachel is a MJ plant, Bubba said he’s been sending them
on wild goose chases. Bubba thinks Gale is taking advantage of his
generosity, he said he’s not being cool about it. Bubba said Howard is
a lot smarter than he is, he wonders if Howard had built his own gym,
JD could get the green light, if he rolled up with some new people, it
would be a problem. Bubba doesn’t’ like how Gale put the dumbbell on
the bench, he thinks it’s disrespectful, Ned thinks Gale is strong,
Brent thinks Bubba needs to buy a new one. Bubba thinks he should go
to the listeners on this, Russ thinks Bubba is right on this
situation, he said Gale works upstairs with them on paperwork. Bubba
told Gale he really let him down, Gale said he should’ve talked to
him, Bubba recapped what Gale should’ve said, he thinks Gale’s actions
are idiotic, the guys goof on Gale’s voice, Manson as Ferret told him
to throw it in Bubba’s face. David thinks anyone should put Bubba in
that situation, Bubba accidently hung up on him. Tim in Ft. Meyers
thinks Gale should be punished by having him pull down his pants. Ed
thinks they should do mousetraps on the balls, suspension, or a
written from the heart apology, Bubba liked the first tow ideas. Kevin
thinks Ned should take his pants off and fire Gale. Jose thinks Bubba
should be at fault for turning it into a public gym. Russ said he’s
just as disappointed with this situation, he said Gale has done so
much for them. Bubba thinks Gale is pussy whipped with his girl, Gale
said no. Ned thinks Gale should take his pants off, Bubba said sure,
Bubba said he using Ned as his mouthpiece, Ned told Gale he can work
out at his house, Spice thinks Ned has an ab roller, ned said it’s a
truck tire, this got the guys cracking up. Bubba told Gale he was
banned from coming to the gym, he said Gale through it in his face,
Gale said he was sorry, Bubba said he was sorry for thinking he was
someone totally different, he thinks he’s pussy whipped. Russ said
this wasn’t the first time he’s done stuff like that, Bubba asked Gale
about taking the range rover, Spice is bummed out that he’s missing
the Great American Teach in, Bubba told him to leave. Russ said he
feels horrible that his truck was stolen for a joy ride; he said he
never knew about it. Russ said when they had time off in July, he gave
Gale some stuff, he said while he was out of town, he pieced together
some stuff, he let it go after a while, he knew something was wrong.
Russ said Gale picked him up, he said the truck was very clean, he
thinks it was out of sorts, he said he’s the same way as Bubba is, he
found sand in the back of the truck. Russ asked Gale about it, Gale
denied it, Bubba said they were drinking at the beach. Bubba asked
Gale how he defends that, Gale said he’s tried. Russ said to restart,
he had to take all his privileges away, Bubba thinks they should fire
him, he said he needs to go lay down, they then ended the show a few
seconds later.