Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

This recap goes out to our fine men and women, who are fighting
overseas for our freedom. Happy Veterans Day!

Segment 1 – Sports scores and Birthdays

The show started off with a bumper from CP Anthony. Bubba thinks
Manson is the biggest tucker ever, Ned thinks he doesn’t have a penis,
he thinks Manson is a hermaphrodite. Bubba recapped some sports
scores, he then went over some birthdays, Spice said he doesn’t doubt
that Leonardo DiCaprio made $87,000,000 with “Titanic”; Manson said
he’d disappear if he had that money. Brent said we should’ve listened
to George Patton. Bubba said he’d like to do the Marco Rubio stuff
early, as Jeff Halpern will be on today at 8:40, he then went on to
plug what they’ve got coming up for the next few days. Bubba plugged
Manson’s BubbaRaw.com chat tonight, Manson thinks he’ll just do his
Billy Mays get up for the whole thing, Bubba thinks Manson looks
really good naked. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into some Prince as bumper music, Bubba thinks this is real tuck rock,
Manson said he loves this song. Bubba plugged the stuff on
BubbaRaw.com and BubbaArmy.com, he went on to say that the McDonalds
customer appreciation will be today in Ft. Meyers and Tampa, tomorrow
it will be in Miami, Ned said he’d abuse it, Bubba told Ned he
couldn’t break McDonalds. We then heard a news clip about a woman who
got out of the shower and found her family shot dead, Bubba said he
likes the reporter in the clip, the guys wonder if a guy was killing
himself in the clip, Manson cracked up at it, Spice said it starts out
the same way, he wonders how she didn’t hear anything in the shower.
Bubba wonders if a lot of people are doing this now, Manson thinks the
bad economy is causing people to do it, Bubba read some headlines, Ned
laughed at the one that said a woman was covered with urine. Manson
thinks it’s an excuse, Bubba told Manson he’s not a cop. Bubba advised
the people of Jacksonville to not visit a hack ass doctor, who is
using Botox for breast lifts, Spice said yeah to that, we then heard a
news clip regarding that. Spice wonders if Botox parties are safe,
Bubba said it would have to be from a doctor, he then explained how
you should have Botox stored, he thinks they should combine Botox,
dildos, and Tupperware parties, Spice said he wouldn’t let the doctor
work on him. Bubba got sidetracked with a traffic girl, Spice said he
doesn’t trust her armpits, Bubba thinks the Ferret should get this
procedure, the guys cracked up, he thinks he’ll get heat for that
comment. John in Indiana was on, Bubba hung up on him. Brian came on
and said he enjoys the show, he said Bubba is a really good man. Gary
said Happy Veterans day, Brent thanked him, Ned also gave his thanks.
Gary said he went through a nasty divorce, he said he lost custody of
his kids, his ex was arrested for shoplifting and other stuff, Bubba
suggested Regina Hunter, 813-358-6723. Bubba thinks there’s a big bike
show going on this weekend at Jim’s Harley. We then heard a news clip
about a Christian book store owner who got arrested for having a video
camera in the bathroom. Bubba said they got a bit of a boost in the
Miami weeklies, he doubts any TV stations will cover the stuff on
Marco Rubio. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Dan diaco calls in, Marco Rubio news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the live chat with
Manson, then into Ned’s “I Suck In Miami Bitch”. Spice said he really
likes the song used as bumper music, Ned thinks its cool the guy is
singing about huffing paint. Bubba said he’s getting a colonic today,
he said heather really liked it. Bubba said he once went, but he
didn’t go for it, he said he kept spitting out the tube. Bubba thinks
the earwax candles work, Manson thinks they don’t work. Bubba said he
sometimes wants to pull the ear hair right out, Spice thinks getting
old sucks. Spice thinks they keep a bag of poop in the office once
you’ve gotten a colonic. Bubba called Dan, he got sent right to
voicemail. Bubba thanked the people in Miami for giving them a bit of
a boost; they’ve progressed by four clicks. We then heard Dr. Dan
Diaco’s bumper and brought him on, Dan said he’s just driving to the
hospital. Bubba asked him about the colonic, he wonders if it really
works, Dan said it depends what you’re trying to accomplish, Dan said
the average man’s colon is 5 feet, he explained the differences
between the small and large intestine. Spice wonders if doing three to
four times a week is overkill, Dan said you’ll never be 100% clean.
Bubba wonders if you’re living on the toilet if you drink some stuff
called “Go Light”, Dan said he’s never done it himself. Spice said he
took one of his family members to get a colonic, they were gassy.
Bubba asked him about the ear candles, Dan said it’s something he
doesn’t want to talk about, he said he wouldn’t recommend anyone doing
it. Dan said water picking your ears is painful, Spice told Bubba he
wouldn’t want to mess with his earrings. Spice asked Dan about Botox
breast lifts; Dan said it’s the stupidest thing in the world. Robert
said his wife had a problem with a colonoscopy, Bubba hung up on him
for getting the name of the procedure wrong. Bill said that go light
stuff really cleans you out; he said you have to drink 8 ounces every
fifteen minutes, Bubba wants Tom the Treeman to do it, Bill said
you’re not allowed to eat for twelve hours. Bubba wondered if he
weighed himself, Bill said no. Bubba thinks they should do the go
light challenge. Bubba had Brent come in; Spice thinks Marco is a
smooth looking cat. Bubba said there’s a civil war in the Republican
party; Brent said people nationwide are paying attention to the story.
Bubba said he would’ve voted for McCaine had he picked Charley as a
running mate. Bubba said you’re not going to find this information
anywhere, he said Marco Rubio has been influenced by State Farm, Bubba
said State Farm tried to increase insurance by 47%, Brent said they
wanted to play around with car insurance. Bubba thinks we haven’t had
anything hurricanes for the past few years, Brent said it was 2005.
Brent said that State Farm agents donate to Rubio’s campaign, some of
the family members are in on it. Bubba said he has a problem with that
kind of stuff, he said some agents claim they don’ remember donating,
some used cash. Brent said when this segment is over; he’ll give
Sluggo a link regarding this information. Bubba thinks this is State
Farm’s way of saying fuck you to Charley, Bubba said they’re trying to
cut off the head of the snake that bit them, Brent said Charley has
been a stand-up for the people kind of guy. Bubba had Brent walk him
through the Crow family in Dallas, that claims Rubio could have
connections with Kadafi. Brent said there’s a family out of Dallas
named the Crow’s. Chris said he got a letter from State Farm raising
their insurance by 800 bucks. Brent said the Dad used to have a
hunting gathering for various political figures, where people would
try and make connections. One of the people in the club was going to
sell Kadafi a plot of land for $200,000,000. He said the aids of
Kadafi wanted to come to America, George H. W. Bush said absolutely
not, so the guy flew the Kadafi aid to Mexico, he then drove him to
Texas. They got locked up for dealing with the Libyan government.
Bubba wonders how this all ties in with Rubio, Brent said the Crow
family has donated $33,600 to Rubio’s campaign. Bubba wonders why he’d
want to do that, Brent said it’s a good question, he said Carl Rove
just a wrote a thousand dollar check, Spice said he’s an evil genius,
Bubba said he would dislike someone if they were tied to Carl. Brent
said that Rubio killed a deal with the Indians, Bubba wondered what
the reasoning is, he said if he was governor, he’d get Craps in the
casinos, Manson wonders what the difference is, Bubba said it’s Jesus.
Brent thinks there’s more than Religion behind it. Brent said a female
Republican would’ve won, a bunch of far right conservatives came in,
she withdrew and voted for the democrat. Bubba went over the problems
with Rubio. Bubba said Dano saved him a lot of money, he said that he
only gambles a few times a month, he hasn’t lost his family yet. Bubba
said this is like opening up a whore house, but only offering oral
sex. Bubba thanked Brent for his research, he thinks it would be
awesome if Rubio didn’t know about the Crow family; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – The guys sound deep, Top five of now vs. Top five of 94

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 boobs of
Christmas® then into “Where Eagles Fly” as bumper music, Bubba thinks
it sucks. Bubba thinks they don’t have a positioning statement, Bubba
had Spice do a promo for it, Ned wanted to help with some lasers.
Bubba rang ned through the settings, Bubba had all the guys piped in
doing laser noises, the guys crack up at ned doing some sounds, Bubba
thinks the guys are getting him behind, Ned thinks Bubba sounds good
on the settings. Bubba told the guys to be careful, ned said he’s a
chubby chaser, Bubba said his man boobs are second only to the Ferret,
Manson as the Ferret chimed in. Bubba tried to get Brent in on it; he
couldn’t get it to work. Bubba said he heard that ned smuggled a flame
thrower, Bubba wondered if they should continue the gay chat room, or
should they go to 1994. Bubba said this was freaking him out, they
went back to normal. Bubba said the number five song in top 40 for now
is lady Gaga, he thinks it would be considered cheesy back in 1994.
The song from 1994 is “Here Comes The Hot Stepper”, Bubba said this is
a song he kicked out, Bubba thinks that song sucked. The next one is
“Party in the USA”, Bubba thinks it’s catchy, Bubba said she’s
talented, Spice said its poetic, Bubba said he likes it as you can
understand what she’s saying. Manson said he’s never heard her live,
Bubba thinks going from one range to another is kind of tough, Spice
sang that Bubba and Manson were gay. The number 4 song was “Another
Night Another Dream” by Real McCoy; Spice thinks it’s a gay club song.
Bubba said he’s heard the next song, Spice said it’s kind of catchy,
Bubba then made a disgusted sound. The song from 1994 was from
Madonna, Spice said this wasn’t one of her strongest songs, Ned said
yawn. The next song was “What did you say?” The number 2 song from
1994 was “All I Wanna do is Have some Fun”, Bubba said she’s hippy
chick hot, Manson said it’s a classic. The last song, “Fire Flies” by
owl City, the guys think the song calms people down, Bubba said it’s
so gay, Spice said the video is cool, Bubba said he’s never seen it,
Spice said he’s ready to forgive John Lynch for this, Ned thinks this
is pussy music. The guys don’t think he likes fire flies, they think
he likes guys, Spice said if Manson spoofs the song, he’ll get the
spoof stuck in his head. The number one song back in 1994 is “I’ll
Make Love To You” by Boys II Men; Bubba thinks the trumpet player is
pre-recorded. Ned thinks Boys II Men is a fag, the guys cracked up
when Brent said he liked Owl city, Bubba thinks Joe Saturley has Brent
on something. Bubba decided to let the song play out before they
headed to commercials. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – Jeff Halpern calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. BJ in
Phoenix said he saw Don Imus on Fox news, Bubba said people are biting
from him all the time. BJ thinks Hogan will turn TNA into WCW all over
again, Manson as the macho Man asked what BJ has against him. Bj
wonders if Austin is coming, Bubba thinks so. Bubba went to Jeff
Halpern, Bubba said they’re in town for a few days, Jeff said they’re
going to the West coast on Sunday. Bubba said that the coach freaked
out when they lost in Philadelphia, Jeff said the coach used to play
there. Jeff said some of the overtime losses have hurt them, he said
they’re looking forward to the two games at home. Spice asked about
shootouts, he wondered if Stamcose could do the hotdog move in a
shootout, Jeff said no. Bubba said some of that hotdog stuff distracts
people during penalties. Bubba said he was listening when they lost in
a shootout, he wonders if they practice shootouts, Jeff said they do,
he said they also practice penalty shots, Bubba wonders if they have
their dongs hanging out. Jeff said the Wilder are a good team, he
thinks Los Angeles is one of the best teams. Bubba wonders how good
Stamcose is, Jeff said he’s dominating the NHL. Bubba said you can’t
appreciate hockey on television, Spice said he agrees. Bubba asked
Jeff how many goals he’s had, Jeff said he’s got one, he said a good
season for him would be 46. The guys really like Oren, Bubba said Oren
is the anti owner. Bubba asked about Barry Melrose, Jeff said Barry
had a lot stacked against him. Bubba thanked Jeff for coming on, Bubba
said hockey is one of the sports you want to see live. Bubba said
Denzel got thrown a curveball with running for Sharif, he said if your
agency accepts federal funds, it’s a conflict; Spice said it’s the
hatch act of 1939. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Bubba Neezer Scrooge

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Manson, then into “Bubba Neezer Scrooge” from “N.F.C”, track
23, and “bubba’s Holiday classics vol. 1”, track 9. The bit is a spoof
of Charles Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol”, with Bubba as Scrooge, and
Spice and Brent as his workers. Bubba tells them they can go home to
spend Christmas with their families, under the condition that they
don’t get paid, adding that they drop the English accents. Ned plays
all three ghosts, sniffing blow the whole time. In the past, we learn
the family can’t stand Bubba for fucking the shop vac. In the present,
various BRN members voice there disgust with Bubba. In the future,
Twenty-five Cent is pissing on Bubba’s grave, showing his disgust for
being the token guy to say nigger. Bubba asks Ned if it’s too late to
change, ned said he has to go take a shit. Bubba wakes up and, after
learning its Christmas day, he hales a taxi to manson’s Christmas
party. He wishes everyone there a merry Christmas, however the
celebratory atmosphere is short lived. After inviting the party goers
to go to the Dollhouse with him, he gets denied, reverting back to his
old ways, telling everyone to fuck off. He leaves in a huff, only to
come back and say “Fuck tiny Tim Too”, the bit closes with an
announcer saying the bit was brought to you by Levitra, “Help keeping
your cock hard for the holidays”. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Emails, CP Anthony calls in

Coming back from commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s MySpace
page. Bubba said he played the bit because he thought he had a poop
coming on, Spice said he loves the bit, the guys think it’s one of
Manson’s best works. The first email of the day chided Bubba for being
a Brett Favre mark; Manson thinks the emailer is full of crap. Brent
thinks the Packers have mishandled the situation. Another emailer said
they could sell mp3 versions of the bits, as opposed to iTunes, Bubba
said he agrees with the guy, the guys like the idea. Bubba went to the
Ferret, Bubba wondered how hard would it be to do that, The Ferret
said it’s not that hard to do, Bubba said he’d be willing to invest in
that stuff. The Ferret said you can buy it and you don’t need to
license it. Spice thinks it would be much easier, he said iTunes is
the only company that does that kind of stuff. Wendy from Virginia was
on, she said she was piled up yesterday, she said she didn’t mean to
avoid the question, she said she would pick all of the guys, Bubba
said he’s more of a one on one. Spice wonders if she’d call herself a
skank, Wendy said more like white trash. Another emailer said they
loved the segment from Friday’s show with the fire extinguisher, Dave
said he didn’t want to throw someone under the bus, but someone helped
them out after the flood (In November of 2006, a water pipe in the
building broke over Jug head’s video editing station. This event was
later known as “the Great Fucking flood). Another emailer thinks Bubba
knows something about collecting coins, Bubba said he’s into it, but
he doesn’t want to discuss it yet. Bubba said multy-level marketing
sucks, as the top people make money, and the poor get nothing, Spice
said his Mom was into that stuff. Another emailer had a few questions
about the 12 Boobs of Christmas®; the emailer said they can’t hear
the live show. Another emailer liked CP Anthony, Spice wonders why
people don’t like him, Manson said Donna hates him, describing it as
torture listening to him. Bubba played some bumpers. Manson said
Anthony was on the phone cutting a promo on the stripper, Bubba was
feeding him some lines, Bubba said she was a complete stripper, Manson
said it was pathetic. Bubba and Spice recreated a situation where
Bubba asks as the stripper, and Spice as CP Anthony. We then heard a
news clip about a guy who attacked a priest. Bubba said there are a
ton of shady questions that have gone unanswered; Brent thinks the guy
was over the line. Bubba thinks there’s no such thing as chasing a
terrorist for three blocks. The guys think the guy is into gay stuff.
CP Anthony was on; he said he’s still in Tampa. Bubba asked him about
last night, Anthony said he wants to redeem himself on that one; Spice
likes Anthony saying yes, he thinks it sounds like Ned. Bubba told him
he should be upset, he told Anthony the girl was working him, Anthony
said she can’ work him if he didn’t go out with her. Bubba wondered if
he’s hard headed, Anthony said he thinks he is. Bubba asked him if
they had sex, Anthony said no. Anthony said some stuff, Bubba said yes
as Ned a few times. Ned told him to spit it out; Bubba said he’s
coming around to Donna’s side. Bubba told Anthony that radio is very
time based, he said it’s not like TV, ned told him not to ever
reiterate anything, Spice wonders if Anthony can say his vowels. Bubba
asked him if he went to 2001 last night, Anthony said no, Spice thinks
the hotel bar can’t serve Anthony any beer. Anthony thanked Bubba for
inviting him to the show, Ned wonders what he’s saying, Spice thinks
Anthony sounds better than Soulja Boy. Anthony said he loved all of
them except for Ned in a non fag way, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into Ned’s “I Suck in Miami Bitch”. The guys discuss what war truly
is, Bubba said he drinks common sense cool-aide. Bubba outlines what
Obama should be saying; Manson said they want us to be over there,
Bubba said it’s the boogey man theory. Bubba wonders what the total
was on 9/11, he said we should look at what is going on overseas, he
went on to say that things like this are going to happen, he’s not
downplaying the important of it, he said he would rather have a random
terrorist act every so often, rather than getting stuck with a 12-15
billion dollar war. Bubba said it’s sad that common sense cool-aide
isn’t served in Washington, he thinks Obama likes the grape flavor, he
thinks someone should work on Obama’s S sounds. We then heard a 911
call about the Orlando shooter, the guys think it sounds like Shannon
Burke, Bubba thinks Orlando employed the meanest 911 operators
possible. Bubba said he doesn’t want his kid to get a shot without him
there, we then heard a news clip about some kids who were given the
wrong vaccine, Bubba thinks the Swine Flu is just a scare tactic. We
then heard a clip about Ms. California, Spice said he would keep her
for her masturbation tape, bubba thinks Trump rigs the contest, Ned
said he could never be Mr. America because of his masturbation tape,
we then heard a clip where Trump bashes her. Bubba likes how Donald
will respond, he thinks no judge will touch boobs, Spice thinks the
truth is somewhere in the middle, he said he doesn’t trust Trump. We
then heard a news clip about Sammy Sosa, Manson thinks he looks like
Michael Jackson. We then heard a clip of Agassi saying he wanted his
hair to stay on, Bubba thinks they should give him another title,
Spice thinks Sammy looks like Ricky Ricardo. Bubba said he heard Jim
Rome yesterday, Rome said it was the best books he ever read, Spice
said Andre is doing great, the guys cracked up at the clip. We then
heard a clip where a guy dropped the F bomb in the control booth of a
radio broadcast; Manson said it was a funny clip. Bubba thinks they
should have average man commentary, Manson said the league would never
allow it. bubba thinks the guy in the clip is stoned out. We then
heard a news clip about a local radio station helping out the family
of one of the Orlando shooter’s victims. Bubba thinks they’re biting
off of him, Spice thinks they end the show with a CP Anthony sounder;
they then ended the show a few seconds later.