Wednesday, November 04, 2009

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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Various stuff

The show started off with some messages from the fans. Bubba wonders
what concert the sister station is putting on, Spice said it’s “The
Next Big Thing”, Bubba went on to congratulate Bill Foster, he then
went over some sports scores. Bubba wonders how Oren is; Spice said he
hasn’t talked to him in a while. The guys then discussed Ocky from the
Rays getting traded. Bubba said he was playing ps3 with Tyler, Tyler
was killing him, Bubba put in a guy who is unhittable in the game.
Mike in Maine was on, Bubba wondered how cold it is up there, the guy
said that it’s pretty cold; he said he still wears shorts to work.
Mike went on to say that Maine voted against gay marriage, but did
vote in favor of medicinal marijuana. The guys wonder what the big
deal is with gay people getting married; Manson thinks gay people
would make better parents than white trash. Bubba thinks he should go
to words, he then picked Ned’s bumper music for tomorrow, he then
plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show for the next few days,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Beau from Naples

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into some messages from the fans. Bubba said he’ll be moving the live
chat to 8:00 tonight, he said he’ll be training Todd and Jimmy. Bubba
went to Beau from Naples, Bubba wonders what’s up with his phone, Beau
said Melvin called him and asked him to stop saying stuff about him.
Bubba read an email explaining the sexual terms in Maine. Beau came
back on a different phone, Bubba had to dump him, Beau apologized for
that. Bubba said he’d like to talk to this Melvin guy, Beau said a cop
came to his house last night and told him to not hang anymore fliers
on Melvin at the school, Manson thinks the white trash is on both
sides, Spice told him his history doesn’t matter. Beau said he got
calls from the school saying his daughter was absent 23 days. Bubba
told him to have the state of Florida stepping in; he said his record
doesn’t matter, as long as he’s not a kid toucher. Bubba asked Beau to
give him Melvin’s number; he thinks they’ve gotten themselves into a
situation. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Dr. Joe Saturley calls in, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Dave said he called Melvin’s company, he called him a
scumbag, he said the guy hung up on him, he thinks he should’ve said
Bubba Army. Samantha in Lakeland said as far as she’s lived in
Florida, it’s not illegal to put public stuff up. Heather said she
found some information, she said that the sexual predators only have
to register if they have stuff before October 1, 1997, Brent said on
the fdle site, under the guy’s name, it says “Required to Register”.
Bubba thinks he should get a hold of Dr. Joe Saturley. Bubba called
Joe, we then heard his bumper. Bubba wondered if there’s something
he’s missing, he wonders why justice is being so slow, Joe thinks it’s
because his lawyer isn’t a family specialist, he said you can’t go on
school property and post that stuff. Joe wonders why he’s even calling
the guy; Bubba said Spice got thrown right to voicemail. Joe said if
he was in Beau’s shoes, he wouldn’t be as calm as he is; he went on to
say that the people in DCF are overworked and undertrained. Bubba
wonders how he hasn’t gotten an emergency motion; he said all this
white trash is a problem. Joe said he doesn’t know the wordage of the
law about child molestation, Bubba said there’s no room at all; Joe
said it doesn’t make a difference. Bubba read from Melvin’s docket,
Joe said what she’s doing is irresponsible, he suggests Beau find
another lawyer. Bubba wonders if Beau could represent himself, Joe
said no, as Beau doesn’t have the experience. Joe said the sad thing
is, Hidey isn’t breaking any laws, she’s just doing horrible
parenting, he said an investigator won’t be able to do much unless the
proof is there. Joe said a judge will more than likely go in favor of
other side. Manson finds this to be insane, Joe said the state can’t
do anything, but the judge can. Joe said it’s only going to be Beau’s
three year-old, he said it’s a convoluted system. Bubba thinks we need
to stop focusing on gay marriage and dirty words. Bubba said he’d much
rather have “Family Guy” use dirty words than having Melvin watch his
kids. Beau was back on, he said he’s listened to the segment, he said
he’ll get on getting a new lawyer. Bubba thinks Beau shouldn’t talk
about this stuff with his kid in the room, he thinks Melvin is a pussy
for not answering the phone, he said he has a show to do. Beau said
his lawyer is a pa, Bubba said she’s not putting the right language in
his claim, he told Beau he needs help. Bubba said he had a lot
programmed for today, Manson asked him how it felt to be the leader of
a white trash circus. We then heard a news clip about a seventeen
year-old girl who had a relationship with her teacher, Bubba thinks
channel 4 in Jacksonville is horrible, he thinks it’s a big problem,
he asked Brent to look into who runs it, Spice said it’s internet
broadcasting company, Bubba got sidetracked with the generator, he’d
pot it up at the very last second. Bubba said if he was the teacher,
he’d be glad that the station covered it, as people were distracted by
the elements. Bubba wonders how teachers won’t be told on; Manson said
its bad parenting that this happened. Bubba said if he was Berlin’s
Dad, he’d hire his lawyer smith and Wesson. Bubba wonders how a family
wouldn’t notice a new cell phone, he thinks the guy has a bunch of
charges; Spice thinks teachers enjoy the danger aspect of it. Ned
wonders how you get suspended with pay, Spice thinks its called
vacation, Bubba said it’s a union thing. We then heard a news clip
about a pastor who was charged with 152 counts of Sodomy and sexual
torture, the guys have a hard time understanding what the reporter is
saying, Bubba thinks she and Moonshine Miller are doing lunch
together, Spice was laughing his ass off at a picture of one of the TV
ankers, Bubba thinks he’s smooth, Manson thinks he looks like Nipsy
Rustle. Bubba went back to the clip; the guys couldn’t get passed the
part where the reporter starts talking. Bubba was laughing at someone
in the clip, Spice thinks she sounds much better than the reporter,
Bubba wonders how you torture kids, he thinks it’s not natural to have
your pastor go camping with your kids. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various callers, guy too fat to kill clip

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into Manson’s “Burning In Hell” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 1”,
track 25. We then heard “tin Man” by America as bumper music, Bubba
said he really likes the song, Manson said they’ve got some really
good songs. Bubba plugged the video chat for tonight, he then went on
to say that everyone will be having their own sound wall on BubbaRaw,
Bubba wonders if Dave Rice has enough clips, Spice said that Dave is
all smart ass. Amy said she was forced to see a school psychologist
who said he’d like to make love to her; this was when she was fifteen.
She said the guy wrote her some letters, she gave them to the school,
but nothing was done. Brent said murder is usually the only thing that
has no statute of limitations, as well as civil lawsuits; Bubba thinks
they should sue the guy and make his life upside-down. She went on to
say that on her very first appointment, the guy was throwing it out
there, Bubba said he had a hard time understanding this; Manson said a
lot of sickos are in the school system. She said it happened for nine
months, she then moved, she said her parents never knew about it at
the time. She went on to say that the guy started writing and calling
her, he then flew out to California where she was, Bubba wonders what
an isb is, Brent said he’ll look it up. She said she was afraid and
flattered at the same time, she doesn’t remember how he found her.
Bubba wonders how he got to her home; she said he took public
transportation. Bubba asked what the letters said, she said some of
them asked her to send some pictures, asking her not to get fat,
Manson thinks isb means something with sexual battery. Bubba thinks
they don’t have to prepare for the show; they can just go to the
phones. Bubba took a call from a woman who said she’s a family law
attorney, she said Beau is barking up the wrong tree, Bubba wonders
what he’s missing, she said he should file a divorce action, she said
domestic violence is the bastardization of the system. She said it
could end up in dependency court, Bubba said it’s very specialized.
Bubba put her on hold to get the info; he thinks isb is involuntary
sexual battery. Bubba said if he ever commits a crime, he can hire a
guy that says the guy is too fat to kill anyone, we then heard a news
clip about that, the guys cracked up when the reporter said there
where stairs, Bubba said if you put stairs in front of him, it’s not
going to happen, he thinks one of the names in the clip sounds like a
football player. Manson thinks Bubba should just repeat everything the
guy said, Spice said the fat defense would work if the guy weighed
450-500, Bubba said if you want to hide something from him, just put
it on some stairs. Mike in California said he got the Golden Ticket,
Bubba said that was odd, as they got the shipment last night, he got
hung up on a short time later, Bubba said they’re not as dumb as
everyone thinks, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Callers wants legal advice

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans, then into “Inch me”
by Barenaked Ladies as bumper music. Bubba plugged the Toys for Tits
event, he described it as a drive thru lap dance, he then plugged the
12 Boobs of Christmas® appearances. Bubba took a call from a woman
who said her son was killed, she has pictures, she wants someone to
help her out. Bubba wonders how he was killed, she said a set of axles
on another truck went under his truck, she doesn’t know why anyone
will help her, she said the family forged her name to get some money,
we then heard “Dueling Der Ders”. Spice said “knock knock”, he did a
southern voice saying he was Bubba’s private investigator firm, he
then wondered why they only made it $50,000. She said she wants the
guy to be caught before he kills again, Ned thinks he’s a serial
killer who kills people with loose axles, the guys cracked up at this.
Spice thinks the guy could nine people if he wanted to, Bubba thinks
maybe the guy didn’t know, Spice thinks it could be just an accident.
She said the company says he’s just another one in the book. Spice
asked her what she’d do if she ever found him, she said she wouldn’t
know. Ned wonders how many axles her trailer have, she said she lives
in a concrete house, she said she’s not the trailer trash that calls
in, Bubba disagrees. We then heard the coocoo sound effect under the
call. Spice wonders what she needs explained, Manson as Jim blueblood
was on, he said he had his limo driver bring him by. She explained her
situation, Jim asked she fax him the information and the pictures.
Bubba egged Manson on, asking for a big check of $10,000, Jim redacted
it down to $8,000, saying it was a Bubba Army special, Jim said he’ll
dig into this case. Jim asked how she knew the guy was going to Miami,
the line was disconnected, Bubba thinks she didn’t hang up, Spice
thinks her phone ran out of minutes; they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat, then into Barenaked Ladies as bumper music. Bubba said the chat
is tonight at 8, he thinks he should be able to move it. Spice asked
him if he won’t answer any questions, Bubba said his problem is that
he’s too open. We then heard a news clip about a fifteen year-old who
killed a fourteen year-old, the 911 call has been released, Bubba
thinks the caller is a fast typer. Spice wonders where you stand on
that one; he thinks he’d hate the fifteen year-old, Manson said
stabbing someone in the family isn’t an option. Bubba thinks they
should charge him as an adult, Manson said he’d have to see how badly
the other guy was beaten. We then heard a news clip about a attorney
general who had sex with a stripper behind a cemetery, the guys think
it’s refreshing, Manson wonders if you really need sex toys in a car,
Ned said he has a bunch of dildos in his car, he said he has barely
enough room to fit. Brent said the Governor still hasn’t resigned,
Bubba wonders if the guy is married or not. Spice said this is why he
doesn’t have sex in any place other than a bedroom. The first email of
the day thought the Kathleen Ford thing was funny, Bubba said it was
close, Brent said Foster was winning the whole time, we then heard a
news clip about that. Spice said he doesn’t like debates, as he likes
conversations, he likes the music, Bubba thinks John Wayne will pop
up, he then went into a bit of Rappin’ Duke, he likes how Bill has his
victory party at a sports bar. Spice thinks it would be great if Bill
got smashed last night, Manson agreed with him. Bubba thinks when they
cut to Ford’s side, they should’ve played the Price Is right loser
horn, Spice as Kathleen thanked the supporters, throwing in white
power every so often, Bubba asked that people don’t say Bubba Army to
Kathleen, Brent said that at least the mayor likes him. Another
emailer thinks Jimmy Johnson is the best driver ever, the guys crack
up when the emailer said suck off. Bubba said he’s not discrediting
Johnson, he said he’s great at stock cars, he said no one is better
with regular racecar driving as Tony Stewart, Brent agreed. Another
emailer asked about Bubba buying a track, Spice wonders where the
stories are coming from; Bubba said he can’t talk about that stuff.
Manson, Spice and Bubba talked about that in southern voices, Bubba
was laughing his ass off when Manson said Gene Lasker, Spice as Lasker
said he’s buying nineteen race tracks. We then heard a news clip about
some parents who starved their daughter, Bubba wonders how much baby
food costs. Spice thinks you could get a lot of money if you stood on
the side of the road with a baby, Bubba thinks they should do that, he
thinks they could have Jabberjaw do it, he then said Lasker was into
the baby buying business, we then heard “The Boopity song” under the
clip, he’s shocked when he heard the baby died, Manson said it’s a
painful death, Bubba said it almost makes him want to cry, Bubba
thinks they should do that to the parents, ned thinks Janie Cakes
should’ve done that, Spice as Bubba said he was hungry. Bubba thinks
you should qualify to have kids, he wonders if it’s a boopity or a der
der story, he hopes Grady Judd throws the book at them. Spice read
some info on the family; Bubba said he could get a lot of stuff with
$674. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into some messages from the fans. Bubba played Tucker’s bumper and
brought him on. Bubba asked him where he was, Tucker said he was in
his office, a block away from the Whitehouse, he said he can see it
from his office, he said Obama was rejected by some voters, he said he
can pick up the show when it rains. Brent said the reason people like
obama is because of the economy, Tucker thinks no President is in
charge of that stuff. Bubba said it’s a lost cause, he said we’re
buried. Spice said he saw a skit about Obama, saying how he’s done
nothing. Bubba wonders if we’ll ever get back to where it once was,
Tucker said the trend started during the Great Depression; Brent said
it was when the Patriot act got going. Tucker wonders what the
government doesn’t tell you what to do, although they easily could.
Brent said the election in St. Petersburg had nothing to do with
Obama. Bubba said Tucker goes against the norm for liking a guy who
Brent thought was a horrible choice. Bubba wonders if there’s
something we don’t know with being overseas, Tucker thinks people are
confused by it. Tucker said he’s torn, he wants obama to explain it,
he said we need to worry about Pakistan; Brent said they’re headed
that way. Tucker said we’re the world’s policemen, Manson thinks it
needs to stop. Bubba said by us running the word, it could be the
death of our economy; he thinks we’re in survival mode at this stage
of the game. Tucker wonders if China is a bigger threat to what we’re
experiencing now, Manson said if china has the world, it’ll suck them
dry, Tucker said it’s a recipe for poverty, he said we can’t cut
ourselves off from the rest of the world, bubba thinks politics are
about being pussies, Tucker disagreed. Brent said he likes Hilary
Clinton for getting stiff in a press conference, Bubba thinks he
should’ve voted for her, Tucker said he should’ve done that, Brent
said she’s really tough. Tucker said Bubba’s sister emailed him, Bubba
said his sister loves Tucker on the show, he said she never misses his
segments, he gave Tucker the green light to have sex with her, Tucker
thinks Spice never had sex with Tara, Spice said there’s nothing
normal about them, Bubba said he is the hr department, Tucker thinks
there’s a respect issue. Bubba said at least can trust Spice, he said
he knows what he did to her, Tucker thinks Spice is doing cannon balls
in Bubba’s gene pool, Bubba said it’s not a big deal, Spice said
someone had to do it. Tucker wonders if Bubba takes control of her
dating, Bubba said no, which is why it’s no good, Tucker is surprised
the guy Tara dated didn’t have a job, Bubba said he’s that guy, he
said she’s book smart, Tucker said she turned 39 in October, bubba
thinks he’s a creep. Tucker wonders what the Tara twist is, Spice
described it as a category five on your deal, Tucker said Bubba is
very open-minded. Spice asked Tucker if he’s had the talk with his
daughter about that, Tucker said he hasn’t. Bubba asked him how old he
was when he lost his virginity, Tucker said he wouldn’t answer the
question, Tucker said they’ve known each other for four years, he said
he was 15, Tucker was laughing at Bubba asked if he was related to the
woman who took his virginity, Bubba said he could’ve had sex with his
cousin. Tucker asked Bubba to not use the term “puberty juices”. Bubba
said he would’ve done it, had he used a condom, Tucker thinks it’s not
real sex if you do it with a condom. Bubba recapped a time when he
masturbated to his cousin making out with a guy, Spice thinks Bubba is
a ninja, Tucker thinks it’s creepy, he wonders if Bubba broke into
someone’s apartment and steal underwear, Spice said he did, Brent said
Tucker is practicing good journalism. Bubba said he took his cat Inky
and choke it, he put Inky in the dryer with five pounds of potatoes,
the guys think Bubba was older when this happened. Bubba said his
parents told him Inky went on vacation, he said he used to throw his
dog Butch on the roof; Tucker thinks Bubba had a traumatic childhood.
Ned thinks the cat was feeding Bubba with dead birds, Spice as Bubba
requested one. Bubba wonders if all the states will make medicinal
marijuana legal, Brent said Maine is one of the best, he thinks Tucker
gets baked while he fly fishes, Tucker thinks it’s stupid. Spice
thinks big tobacco should get behind it, Manson said weed smells good,
Bubba said he has no problem with weed, Tucker said he likes the smell
of tobacco. Bubba took a call from a woman who asked if Tucker lost
his virginity in boarding school, Tucker said no, he said it was in
the summer time, he said boys feel different about losing their
virginity; he said girls are more excited with it. Bubba asked her how
she lost it, she said she was the same age as Tucker; she never talked
to him after that. Bubba told Tucker about going to the Jacksonville
Gold club, Spice asked him if he goes to any clubs like that, Tucker
said he doesn’t’ really like it, he said it’s like going to a
restaurant hungry, but not being able to eat. Bubba asked about Sarah
Palin, Tucker thinks she’ll be President, Brent and Spice thinks she’s
a moron, Tucker thinks she’s not qualified to be President, Brent
thinks she’d control your life more, Manson said she’s got a huge ego,
Bubba thinks it’ll be all about Jesus. Tucker thinks Bubba is mad at
God, Bubba thinks Tucker is a liar, Tucker said he doesn’t’ want to be
at the gates when bubba passes on. Bubba said CNN is in last place,
Brent said it’s because a lot of the guys on there are boring, Bubba
thinks they could do a great TV show. Tucker thanked the guys for
having him on, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various news clips, Bubba does a party line

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat, we then heard some Fallout Boy as bumper music. We then heard a
news clip about a cop who got attacked by a pit-bull. We then heard a
news clip about a guy who thought he won a lot of money at a casino,
Bubba thinks the guy should call Jay and Steve diaco, the guys discuss
how much each coin will give you, Bubba then suggests the guy not call
the guys, he thinks the guy will get a little bit of money. We then
heard a news clip about the Cleveland rapist who has ten bodies in his
house, Bubba said he wanted to rape someone after Bubbapalooza in
Cleveland, he thinks it’s one of the nicest homes in the community.
The guys think the corpses would make the house smell much better.
Bubba suggested they do a party line; everyone was talking over each
other, Bubba through in the Evil sound effect a few times. Bubba said
he’d like an all girl party line; they then ended the show a few
seconds later.