Wednesday, March 23, 2011

March 23rd, 2011 by Staff

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Recap by Blind Lawrence

Segment 1 – Bubba not verified on Twitter?

The show started off with “Ants Go Marching” by the Dave Matthews
Band. Bubba came on saying he’s scrambling, he then congratulated
Aneeda Gilbert from New York, he then wondered why they don’t have a
verification for his Twitter account, Brent said that they emailed
him, saying that they flat out refuse to do that. Bubba wondered
what’s up with the Lightning, he then wonders who they’ve pissed off
at Twitter, he then asked the guys what they’ll be doing over the
vacation, Spice said he’ll try to get out of town. Bubba plugged what
they’ve got coming up today: top five Rock, Lisa Lampanelli, and the
Uhuru Challenge. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails

Casey in California came on saying the Uhurus are big in Oakland, he
mentioned the Black Muslim Bakers who killed a journalist, Brent said
the Uhurus stuck up for them. Bubba mentioned Howard suing Sirius for
not giving him stock, Casey thinks Howard missed the opportunity to go
to internet radio. The first email of the day asked Brent to look into
Rick Scott’s relationship with a pill company in Jacksonville. Another
email asked that Politicians stop getting life time benefits after
serving just one term. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 3 – Uhuru Challenge explained

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Facebook
page. Bubba thinks they’ll do the top five rock in about thirty
minutes, he then talked about Lisa Lampanelli latest special “Tough
Love”, he thinks they can explain the Uhuru Challenge now, he thinks
it was Spice’s idea. Spice said it’s a drive by kind of deal, they
have a stand up version of Bubba, they’ll be taking a vehicle, and
blast the cutout with paintballs. Dan in Ft. Wayne said he heard a guy
calling in and mentioning, Bubba thinks it just shows how
they were treated, he then said that Jason Ellis tweeted the other
night how he was insulted by the offer he was given, he then said that
O&A went through the same thing, saying that he felt for them, he then
said that he wouldn’t mind having O&A on Dan in Orlando
said that a judge will be enacting a law about the Muslims, Brent said
it’s disgusting. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – “Bring It on Bubba”, Top Five Rock

Bubba came on saying they’ll have Lisa Lampanelli on, he then said
that last night on Channel 10, “Bring it On Bubba” aired, with a new
intro. We then heard the segment, where Bubba discusses Libya. Bubba
said that in the comments section on Channel 10’s website, someone
told him to take a shower. Spice said he doesn’t get the skull in the
intro, Manson thinks it was a lot better, Ned thinks Bubba is too red,
a red hat, red shirt, and a red neck. Bubba said that if he grew a
beard, Heather would leave him; he then said that it might happen
anyway, he then asked the guys to grow beards, he then overturned the
decision. Mike said he liked the segment, he then said that in the
“just For Men” commercials, guys would be surrounded by hot chicks. JR
asked about a guy who molested a kid at a zoo, the guys think he’s
ugly, Spice said he looks like peter North if he got hit by a car,
Brent thinks the word “Elephantitis” was incorrectly spelled. We then
heard a news clip about that, Bubba said this is why we need to start
killing people, Manson thinks the guy should be on “Jersey Shore”,
Bubba thinks he looks like the situation after getting hit by a
garbage truck. Nate in St. Petersburg said that Rick Scott will be
throwing out the first pitch of the Rays game on opening day, Spice
thinks Bubba won’t need to do anything; he said if the other day was
any indication, this particular situation will be 50 times worse. We
then heard the top five countdown bumper; this time around it’s rock.
We then heard “Diamond Eyes” by Shinedown. Bubba thinks the song isn’t
all that great, he then said the song got good as it progressed, he
then said that he liked the music, but he didn’t care for the lyrics,
Spice said it’s very strip club-ish. We then heard “the Cave” by
Munford and Sons, Bubba wonders if it’s a refresh to a woman’s private
parts. Bubba said he’d like the “Sanford and son” theme, he said that
he’d rather hear this than the other song, Spice said he’d like a
stripper to come out to this song, he then said it’s ridiculous. We
then heard the next song, Bubba said they need to slow it down, he
said nothing g grabs him. We then heard Cage the Elephant, Bubba
thinks the song is about him; Bubba said that he doesn’t like the
guy’s voice. We then heard some Fu fighters; Spice thinks Dave is
happy Kurt killed himself, as he’s broken out of his shell. We then
heard the “Sanford And Son” theme, Spice thinks they should have an
all TV theme radio station, Bubba said it’s no wonder why rock sucks,
he said that makes you want to turn gay. Roger in St. Petersburg came
on, Bubba thinks he’s the guy with the Jimmy Stewart impersonation, he
then told the guy he hates him. Spice said he’s all for the drug
tests, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba thinks Rick is
trying to be like a king, Manson thinks they should only test in jobs
that matter. Bubba said that a Pasco County cop, Jason Gay died
yesterday from cancer. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 5 – Lisa Lampanelli Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about Rick Scott,
followed by “Brown Eyed Girl”. Bubba thinks it’s an old trick to say
they had tech issues; he thinks people should kick themselves in the
ass for putting Rick Scott in. Susan on protection asked where the
money is coming. Dustin said it’s a witch hunt for the welfare kids
who smoke crack, Bubba said he doesn’t have a problem with drug
testing people who are on welfare, he doesn’t like getting drug
testing every state employee. Jen on protection said she’s a federal
employee; they’re not drug tested, Bubba thinks they could argue about
this all day. Frank on protection said his job puts him on the
streets, he said he might test positive based on being at the wrong
place or the wrong time, he said that if Rick Scott becomes president,
the bill of Rights will be destroyed; Bubba thinks he doesn’t have the
chance to do that. Debbie said she has a relative who works at a
courthouse, some of the workers will come back from lunch high, Bubba
sad he can’t validate that. David in Orlando said he works for the
private sector, he said he gets drug tested, he thinks they should do
it when you get hired, and upon a mess up, Bubba thinks he wouldn’t
have a problem with that, he then talked about Lawrence Taylor, he
said that they’ve gotten a lot of cases where a guy unknowingly has
sex with a girl who is under age, he doesn’t get why we hold this guy
on such a huge pedestal. We then heard a news clip about Lawrence
Taylor getting probation, the guys think the woman is looking for a
payday. Bubba said this leads him to one of Manson’s elements, he said
that Manson cringes whenever they play this. We then heard Manson’s
“Loves Crack”; parody of “Love Shack” by the B52s, Manson thinks it
was a horrible edit on the music bed. Beau said he’s a long time
listener, he said that part of Lawrence Taylor’s deal was that the
victim couldn’t talk at the sentencing hearing, Bubba said the judge
didn’t allow her to tell her side of the story, Manson thinks it’s
because the judge is a Lawrence Taylor mark. We then heard Grady
Judd’s custom tymbal, Grady came on thanking Bubba for Bikes for
Badges, he said the cop who took a spill will be okay. Bubba asked
about Rick Scott getting rid of the cyber program for child molesters,
Grady said they’ll never get rid of the sex crime unit. Bubba asked if
Grady would ever run for Governor, Grady said he loves being the
Sharif of Pulk County. Bubba went to Lisa Lampanelli, Lisa said she’s
been married for five months, she said they have sex about once a
week. Spice asked about her new standup special, he said that in the
past, Lisa has said that Comedy Central is cheap; Lisa said she’d like
to do a special every two years, saying it was the same amount as to
what she got from HBO. Bubba said that Lisa is part of the roasts;
Lisa said they’re the absolute worst, she said that the prep time is
about 45 days. Spice said that Manson is one of the most creative guys
he’s known, Lisa said she writes her own stuff, she has writers punch
the material up. Bubba asked if the Trump roast is one of her best,
Lisa said that she likes that one, as well as the one she did for Gene
Simmons. We then heard a clip of Lisa talking about Seth McFarlane,
Larry King, and Snoop Dogg. Bubba asked her about “jersey shore”; Lisa
said she hates every one of them, saying they’re the worst thing to
happen since erosion and medical waste, she then said that Comedy
Central had to buy the situation a suit the day before. We then heard
a clip of Lisa riffing on Jeff Ross, The situation, and Donald Trump.
Spice asked his attitude after the roast; Lisa said that he was a nice
guy. Bubba asked about Donald running for president, Lisa said that he
should run to a gym, she then said that she’s on weight watchers.
Bubba asked her about Howard suing Sirius, Lisa said she didn’t hear
about it, she said it kills her that Bubba isn’t on. Bubba gave Lisa a
plug for her show on Comedy Central this Sunday at 10:00, he then said
that they should do a show roast, he then described the Uhuru
challenge, he then wonders what the prize was, the guys think it
should be a day off, ned said he’ll jump out of the car, and slice the
cutout’s throat to get a day off. Bubba said he’ll get into the Chris
Brown stuff in a few minutes; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard the latest “Bring It on Bubba”
segment. Bubba said that he was at Target yesterday, a black woman
told him she loved his segments on Channel 10, he said they’ll do the
Uhuru challenge soon, he then went on to talk about Chris Brown. We
then heard the clip of him storming off the set of “Good Morning
America”, Bubba thinks he’s a lazy scum. We then heard Manson’s “Chris
Brown Song” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 9” track 7, and “The
Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 17. Bubba said that they’ve got some
breaking news, Elizabeth Taylor just died, Manson thinks she’s
irrelevant, Spice said she was steamy in the White Diamond
commercials, Bubba thinks you’re on death’s door if you have to be
wheeled around in a chair, Spice said that he would be drunk if he was
in the wheelchair. We then heard a news clip about some people getting
busted for sexting, the guys think it’s a white trash case, Bubba said
that Jeff Dosey did a great job, he wonders if they can do some self
justice, Spice said he likes the idea, but it very well could be a
legal problem. Bubba wonders if they can Google Child porn, Spice
thinks they shouldn’t do that, Bubba said he’s not going to do it, he
then called the other guys pussies, Brent thinks a lot of people go to
Craig’s List and FaceBook, Spice thinks it should be a tribute to
Craig’s List, as it opens up people getting caught for kid touching,
Bubba thinks Spice is afraid of the Google police, the guys think if
Bubba googled child porn, Grady Judd would be down in ten minutes.
John on protection said that kid touchers put in a new code to open up
a new chat room. Bubba thinks this all goes back to parents knowing
where your kids are. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 7 – Uhuru Challenge

Bubba came on saying his computer locked up, he’s not sure if he was
on the air, Spice was heard saying he was. Bubba wondered what was up,
he then decided to play Manson’s “Clem’s Corner” so he could get ready
for the Uhuru Challenge. We then heard a promo for the Uhuru
Challenge, Bubba wondered if he’ll be shooting himself, Manson said
he’ll be doing that. Bubba wishes he was that big in real life, he
then told the guys to not hot rod his car, he said that it was only
$25 to fill it up, his truck was about $105, he said he’s not trying
to impress anyone, Spice thinks this might be a drive by, Bubba thinks
the Uhurus could get them now. Spice went first, he ended up hitting
the wrists, which wasn’t considered a fatal shot, he then wondered
what it would be like if Bubba ran the board with two hooks. Manson
was next, all of his shots missed; the guys think if this was a gang,
Manson would be kicked out. Bubba went next, but didn’t hit anything.
He then decided to have himself, Manson, and Twenty-five Cent do it,
Spice gave play-by-play as that was happening, Bubba thinks he would
be dead if those were real gun shots. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Abortion

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about a bill that
requires an ultra sound for the first trimester, followed by the
following bits:

1. Manson’s “Sounds Like an Abortion” (“Bubba Show Classics Vol. 11” track 10)
2. Ned’s “That’s Right I Said It – Abortion” (“Bubba show Classics
Vol. 15” track 19)

Bubba came on saying he was pretty much done for the day, they then
ended the show a few seconds later.

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