Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Top Stories:
Massa resigns to avoid ethics probe
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Charges dropped against Marine reservist accused of attacking priest in Tampa
Charlie Crist: Did Marco Rubio Get “Back Wax?”
Jeweler crafts ring for Tiger mistress pageant
Lindsay Lohan sues E-Trade over Super Bowl spot

This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports, Chick-fil-A

Bubba said that the music was provided by Manson, he wondered if the
iPod was updated, Manson said yes. Bubba recapped some sports scores,
he then plugged the Tiffany Rice chat, Dave said he’ll pop in, Bubba
suggested you submit your questions via the show’s Twitter page, he
then went on to say that he went to bed at 7, he said his “very
important meeting” went well. Ned said he’ll be at the Strawberry
festival, Bubba said Ned is the kind of guy who ends up barefoot with
a cigarette in his mouth, he then plugged the Unity In the Community,
he then plugged Spice’s appearance in Clearwater, he said that he
heard that Chick-fil-A builds their stand-alone place, he said that
they got Panda Express shut down, Ned said he thought that Panda
Express sold 50% cat. Bubba said that Tyler really loves the spaghetti
at Mike’s Pizza, Ned said he has six of his sandwiches, Bubba then
plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show for today, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Birthdays & emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Tiffany Rice. Bubba told Spice to remind him to select the
balls for next week, he then went over some birthdays, Spice thinks
Chuck Norris is the man, he said a lot of old folks like “Walker Texas
Ranger”, Bubba thinks that Chuck does everything right with his body,
while Ned does everything wrong with his body, he thinks various Chuck
Norris sayings are stupid, he thinks you’d get clowned for reading
that stuff, Ned thinks Chuck is an asshole. We then heard some Carry
Underwood, Manson thinks Taylor Swift is better than Carry, Spice said
the song has crossed over; he thinks she has a strange chin. We then
heard “Buffalo Stants”, Manson said he loves that song, Bubba wondered
what it was all about, Spice said he pictures a bunch of fat people,
he then read it means to stand with your arms crossed and to look at
someone. Bubba didn’t know who Eagle eye Cherry was, he thought he was
a life guard, he thought Bin Laden was much older than 53, the guys
then did some Islamic voices, Spice thinks he’s having a great day,
Manson thinks his party is thrown by the CIA. Bubba wonders if they’ll
ever catch him, Brent said they’ve given us the Taliban. The first
email of the day said that a radio station in Dallas ripped off the
“NC double D’s” contest. Another emailer asked Bubba and Ned their
tool preferences, Bubba said he’s a craftsman kind of guy, he said he
also likes John Deer; Ned said he has a mower. Manson said he pays
$150 for his stuff at Sears, he said the repair service is great.
Bubba said you can’t go wrong with Dawalt, Ned said he used it to
build his house. Another emailer said Bubba looked great on TNA, the
emailer thinks Bubba is handsome, Spice thinks Bubba would be in that
category, Bubba thinks he’s got the best skin, Manson thinks it’s his
cream regiment. Another emailer said they found a show called “Hard
Core Sports”, saying the host went on and on about Bubba, Bubba said
he told Tim about that, Tim told him it’s based out of Sirius Canada,
they can’t shut it down, he said he’s over it, he then said that Jason
Bruce is on TV, he thinks he doesn’t care about them, as there’s no
mention of them, Brent said that’s the news’s doing, he said Jason
emailed him yesterday. Another emailer asked Bubba what he likes with
car joints; Bubba said he likes Hine Joints. Another emailer wondered
when Bubbapalooza will be in Canada, Bubba said they’ve nailed down a
New Orleans date, but he can’t say what it is just yet, he thinks by
the end of March he’ll have something, he thinks they might do two
shows. The last email of the day spit up their coffee when Bubba
mentioned Fararea Valves, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – Jason Bruce

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Skin.
Bubba said that he was told Jason Bruce was on hold, he thinks they
were the only outlet for Jason, we then heard the news clip about
that, Bubba hopes the media says sorry, he said he’s had the 911 call
all this time, he wonders why they’re not using the call, Spice he
still has some questions about this case, he thinks the church’s
attorney is a real dick. Bubba said he’s tried to take the high road
with Mark Ober, he wonders why they’re not charging MJ, he said he
didn’t want to muddy up the investigation, Spice thinks they shouldn’t
have taken the high road on this situation, bubba thinks they should
just stop taking the high road, Spice thinks it’s a backhanded
vindication. Bubba went to Jason, Jason said that he was tired, Bubba
said it sucks that he was mentioned, but it was cut. Bubba wondered if
they were the only ones to take his side, Jason said yes, he said it
was the only source that let him tell the story accurately. Spice read
a quote from the prosecutor, he thinks Jason isn’t vindicated, Jason
thinks it’s a lose lose situation. Bubba said he’s tried to be
respectful by not playing the 911 call, he thinks he should’ve played
it, Jason said he explained his case in the call. We then heard the
911 call, Bubba thinks a guy isn’t going to call 911 on themselves, he
said you can tell that Jason is freaked out, Jason said he didn’t know
what the guy was doing first, Bubba thinks the guy is more about
touching than robbing. Bubba wondered why they’re saying Jason changed
his story; Jason said it happened about four minutes after it
happened. Spice thinks the cops should have all the evidence they
need. Jason said his lawyer is great, he said they had to prove the
priest spoke English. Bubba wonders if they ever investigated the
personal trainer, Jason said no, he thinks they’re making a character
out of him. Bubba said that they only reacted to what they were given,
Jason said he remembers that, Bubba thinks it goes a lot further when
someone apologizes, he said Jason isn’t a snitch, Jason said it’s a
long story, he said he never got in trouble for drugs, he said he
specialized in high trafficking, he said he feels no guilt over what
he did. Bubba went back to the 911 call, Manson thinks this is all you
need, Spice said this had to go the other way around, he liked the
part in the call where Jason said he was planning to knock the guy
out, Manson said no one calls 911 to say that they beat someone up.
Jason said the stuff they dug up on the priest is why he’s innocent.
Spice wondered why it took him three blocks, Jason said he was about
50 yards away, he said the guy stopped, Bubba thinks Jason should work
on his heart, he said that a bad guy never calls 911 to say that he
needs to hold down the good guy, he said the reason why they took so
long to release it was that the state was wrong, Spice said the whole
thing is a joke, bubba likes how Jason is flipped out. Jason said you
can kind of hear the guy’s voice in the clip, Bubba cracked up when
Jason told the priest was going to beat the f out of him, he thinks
he’d say the same thing, Spice thinks they’ve started a new trend, he
then asked Jason if he saw the priest, what would he do next, Jason
said he’ll probably forgive him. Spice asked him who he’d beat up
next, Jason said he’s mad about the whole thing, Bubba said the media
takes a side, Jason thinks him being a CI isn’t relevant to the story,
Bubba thinks he’s in the right mindset, he then asked Jason if he
really hit the guy with a crowbar, Jason thinks the priest has a head
of steel, Spice thinks the Pries really likes pain. Bubba said what
really disgusts him is what the church is doing, Manson isn’t
surprised by that. Bubba said the Diacos helped Jason out, Jason said
he thanked them, but it was cut, he said he’s planning to get back to
school, he said he hasn’t had a chance to enjoy his marriage. Bubba
wondered if John is trying to be a smartass, John wondered who
released this, Bubba thinks being a CI isn’t the safest thing, John
wonders why you’d want to turn someone in, if you’re first time doing
it ment you got in hot water, Jason said he had the same question.
Bubba wondered if they have any footage of the priest speaking
English, Jason said he’s emailed stuff to Brent, he said he has
documented stuff. Bubba said he’s glad this turned out the way it did,
he said the media had Jason railroaded, Jason said he’s indebted to
the guys for this. Bubba encouraged him to go civilly with this;
Manson thinks he would’ve been screwed. Spice said it’s crazy, as he’s
now known as a roided up CI. Brent said the problem is, no one has ran
against Ober, Bubba said this goes back to term limits, Brent said
Mark Ober has been there ever since harry Lee Coe killed himself, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Fein Commercial, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt.
Scott said he’s a former army ranger, he said Jason could’ve easily
taken the guy out; Bubba said the state messed up from day one, we
then heard the Jack Nickelson sounder. Malory wondered if he could
seek a lawsuit for tarnishing his image, Brent said he does have a
case against the church. Michelle on protection said she does a lot of
research, she said they have files that have a lot of information,
Bubba thinks it’s a problem if anyone can look at it, Spice said that
it doesn’t sound right. Bubba said that Peta is screwing with bob
White, he said that everything is a shakedown, he asked to drive down
to the jail and look at how Bob does it, he said politics are dirty,
he then said that Kevin from GetFein.com is putting out a national
campaign, he said they’ve got some commercials, he said he uses it
almost every day, he thinks they should put the commercial up on
btls.com. We then heard the commercial, Bubba said almost everyone
wants to hire Kevin, Spice said he likes him on Shark Tank, we then
heard Bubba promoting the product, he thinks he should be a trash man.
We then heard a news clip about an eleven year-old girl setting her
Mom’s bed on fire, she won’t get charged for doing that, Bubba thinks
they should kill her, he thinks if a kid has killed someone, he thinks
channel 8 has processing, he thinks he knee jerked, he thinks he’s too
extreme, he thinks we should have a black and white law, Manson thinks
it’s all on the Mom, Bubba asked for evidence of abuse, he thinks
lawyers are paid to legally lie, he thinks it’s on the Mom, he likes
how one of the guys in the clip said that she should’ve never had the
kid, he thinks she should start stripping, he wonders if it went
through, he ended up apologizing for that, Manson thinks they’re over
dramatic, Bubba thinks Saturley wouldn’t shine this turd up, he then
read a story about a woman who got put in jail, for having her
daughter miss a bunch of school days, Spice said between 11 and 15 is
when you learn about sex, Bubba said stuff like that is never good.
Mike in Tampa said the St. Petersburg Times did an article about the
girl, explaining all the stuff she went through. Bubba said today is a
big day, as today is the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty contest, Brent
laughed a little when he said that it was sponsored by
AshleyMadison.com, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Dr. Saturley calls in, Space program discussions, Corey Haim dies

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Unity in the
Community. We then heard Dr. Saturley’s bumper, bubba recapped the
case for him, Joe wondered if the Mom was still living, Bubba said
yes, Joe wonders when they’ll terminate her parental rights, he said
DCF have a horrible job, he said sometimes they miss the ball, he said
that an Eleven year-old can’t think of this stuff overnight, he said
when you’re an alcoholic, you don’t care who your kids are. Bubba told
Joe that they’ll see him tomorrow; Joe told him it was Friday. Bubba
thinks cutting the space program would save a lot of money, Manson
said it’s a huge expense, Spice said he doesn’t get the space program,
he thinks the mission to Mars is stupid, Manson thinks a defense
shield would be better, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba
wonders what leading in the space race means anything, Ned wonders how
much money did it make to get Velcro, Bubba wonders who really cares
if we explore mars. Brent said the Chinese has the technology to blast
satellites out of the sky, Bubba doesn’t like how everyone takes it
personally, Spice it’s not like they’re going to the moon, he got
caught off guard with harry Read getting a butthole examination on TV,
Manson in a southern accent said that blacks hate space, Spice said
“that’s one small step for white power, one step backwards for black
power”, he then said that he’ll take the troops over space any day, he
then went over some space inventions.

1. Cordless Tools
2. Smoke Detectors
3. Enriched baby food
4. New age pavement
5. Cool Ear thermometers
6. Fast acting dental braces
7. Protective paint
8. Better pacemakers
9. Scratch resistant glasses
10. Sneaker insoles

Rick said Corey Haim passed away of a drug overdose, Bubba thinks it’s
a good thing, Spice cried out why couldn’t it have been Feldman? Bubba
read an article about that, he then agrees with Spice, he said
Wikipedia doesn’t miss a beat, Brent said Feldman is the biggest
douche on the planet, Spice wonders how many good movies he did, Bubba
then read his filmography, he thinks it’s not a big deal, Brent thinks
Feldman was in a hot tub with Michael Jackson, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – ICP clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army hard
hat. Rocco in New York turned out to be BJ in Phoenix, BJ said this is
two days in a row, he said he won’t say his comment again, he said TNA
has been better than it’s ever been, Bubba thanked him for his
apology, the guys cracked up when B mentioned Bubba, Ned thinks he’s
running long. Bubba said that TNA pulled a one share, BJ wondered
where the ratings were, Bubba said he goes to SteelCage.net for that
stuff. We then heard a news clip about a terror threat, Bubba wondered
who the terrorist experts are; he thinks we’re a bunch of drama
queens. We then heard a news clip about some guys who were killed, by
people claiming to be Juggalos, Spice said he feels bad for them, he
said they put on a show, Brent said heavy metal bands sing about that
stuff all the time, the guys cracked up when the reporter quoted one
of the lines, Spice said they’ve got nothing to lose, Manson said they
didn’t sell out, Bubba said it’s all about parenting, Spice said the
greatest album he ever heard was “As nasty As They Wanna Be” by Two
Live Crew, he thinks some guys in jail have listened to the show,
Bubba thinks this a reach for ABC, Spice said he loves that stuff,
Bubba said it’s all on the public, Spice goofed on the woman in the
clip, Manson thinks they’re really good. Big G in Cincinnati this
stuff goes back to the beginning of music, Bubba said the guy is
right, the guy said its lack of parenting. Spice said it’s not like
these guys jus formed, they’ve been around since 1989, he said he has
a lot of respect for them, he thinks Eminem is a sellout, he thinks
they’re working too hard, he thinks they should have the Bubba
channel, but not show up. Will said he’s a Juggalos, he’s a regular
9-5er. Shane said the thing about ICP is, they had 17 fans, their
first album sold 17 copies, he said he has a criminal record, Bubba
thinks the guy is an idiot, he hung up on him after that. We then
heard a news clip about SeaWorld not making a decision about the
killer whale, we then heard “Wild Whale”. Bubba came back saying that
they were scheduled to talk with Bruce Jenner, but his handlers are
looking for him, he thinks they should just cancel it. Bubba said
Randy Michaels is one of the smartest guys, Spice said the ankers have
to realize they’re just reading from a teleprompter, Bubba said
normally, the ceo couldn’t hold things together. Spice thinks while
your checking out WGN, it should seem like a conversation, Bubba
thinks he knows Randy better than anyone, Brent said Pig Virus is the
Pd at WGN; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt.
Bubba thinks tomorrow is Jane’s birthday, he wonders about Conan,
Spice said nothing firm yet. We then heard a clip of Andy rictor
saying he’s allowed to be on TV, Bubba said he never knew him to sound
really gay, he said Conan happens to have some extra zeros after his
dollar amount. Bubba took a call from a guy who said that the show is
one of the few shows left that defends the first Amendment, the guy
said the show is like Lenny Bruce; Brent said you should also give
Bill Hicks some credit. The guy said all the guys are doing are making
a good point, Bubba said it scares a lot of the corporate people away,
he said the show isn’t safe. Lewis in Chicago said Bubba isn’t liked,
he said Bubba exposed the business, he said yesterday, Bubba talked
about what he was going to do, Bubba wondered how that would be an
issue, he said they were rehearsing what they were going to do, as
everyone does, the guy said he did Smackdown. Bubba said there’s a lot
of pressure, he said he’s giving a common sense approach, he thinks
the guy is jealous, he said he’s a dark match opening kind of guy, he
said the business was derived by carnival workers, he told the guy to
not tell him about the business, he said a handbook for the business
doesn’t exist, he said he’s got a lot of respect for Sean Michaels and
Triple H, he said they were cutting a promo, only to stop and wonder
who wrote the script, they ended up throwing it at the guy, he said if
you know anything about wrestling, the good guys and the bad guys have
different dressing rooms, he thinks the guy is stupid, the guy said
it’s about respecting the business. Bubba said respecting the business
is having what he has, he said he does a straight up interview, he
told the guy he never made it in the business, Spice thinks maybe the
guy is a mystery star, Bubba thinks the guy is a jobber. Luke came on,
identifying himself as Luke Parez, Bubba said he knows the guy, Luke
couldn’t believe the previous caller, he thinks Vince did that years
ago, he said his son races, he said he doesn’t give a damn what
anybody says. Bubba said they should pay some homage to Randy
Michaels, Manson said he’s a genius. Bubba said Randy discovered him,
he said the Power Pig opened his relationship to Manson, he said he
could drive him to the building where the Christmas Party was, Manson
said he didn’t like doing Buckweet bits, he practically gave Bubba his
bits, he said he had it all, he thinks it was the Christmas party,
Manson said he hated doing mornings, Bubba told him that if they did
mornings, he’d be his first hire. Bubba said the mandates are for the
radio, he said hosts are in control on radio, he said Randy is a
genius with that kind of stuff, he said you only have yourself to
blame if you have crappy ratings, Brent said he got off to a good
start by firing Mancow, Bubba said Glenn Beck will never say anything
about Randy. Bubba read through the list of words, he said Randy loves
Ned, he thinks Randy is trying to de-nerd the radio station, he said
he doesn’t find himself using any of these words, Spice thinks people
would mess up some of the words. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with tiffany Rice. Bubba wasn’t sure who is tomorrow, Brent said
Gale, Ned thinks they’ll have gay, jobber songs. Bubba said that Linzy
Lohan is suing E-Trade over thinking that the baby in the commercial
was modeled after her, Spice thinks she’ll get chewed up and spit out
over this, Bubba thinks this will lead to her demise, he said this
goes back to why they need tort reform. We then heard the commercial,
Bubba was cracking up at the clip, he wonders how you get to there,
Spice thinks she’s a narcissist, saying this just makes her look
really bad, he said he’d like to keep playing it over and over again,
we then heard the commercial, Manson said there’s no connection. Bubba
thinks TMZ really corned Howard Stern out, we then heard the clip
about that, Bubba wonders why they can’t report stories as they are,
he said it was painful, Brent said Howard is holding a press
conference, Spice said that Violate Jay might give them a call. They
then ended the show a few seconds later.