Wednesday, March 02, 2011

March 3rd, 2011 by Staff

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Recap by Blind Lawrence

Segment 1 – Starting off the show

The show started off with “Sweet Child O Mine” by Guns and Roses.
Bubba started by going over the magic game, he said he’s ready to have
a nervous breakdown, there’s not enough time for him to be everywhere,
he then congratulated the newest Twitter follower Jerry Adams
(adams51883), and the Facebook winner of the day, Justin Scott, he
then said he was at David S. Crofferd’s funeral, he said that his
pastor gave the Uhurus a taste of their own medicine by saying “Rise
up St. Pete”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page ( Bubba came on talking about Bikes for
Badges. Tokin’ for a living came on, saying he liked Spice’s show last
night, Spice said he had a great time doing it, he said tonight will
be “Twisted Metal With Captain thunder”. The first email thinks SB736
will be snuck back in; Brent said it looks like there’s nothing anyone
can do about it. Another email thanked Bubba for his comments on the
on law officers; the emailer didn’t like how Rick Scott sat front row
at the funeral. Bubba said that Goliath Davis was not there, he said
he had a bunch of people thanking him for exposing the Uhurus, he said
that Jane Caster wouldn’t allow them to come into Tampa. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Kid lighting fires

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s appearance
in Charleston this Friday, followed by Ned’s “Uhurus”. Bubba came on
talking about his appearance this Saturday at Rayman James Stadium, he
then took a call from a guy asking the latest on the MJ case, he told
the guy that it’s still churning, Brent said the legal system in
Florida makes no sense at all. We then heard a news clip about an 8
year-old setting fires Bubba feels it’s like of parenting. Buck came
on asking about the downloads, Bubba said that they should be up by
either the end of the week, or the start of next week. The guys think
he sounded just like Pat O’Brien, Bubba asked for him to call back.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various Callers, Charlie Sheen

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Buck
came back on, it turned out to be the guy who always calls and teases
his Jimmy Stewart impression, the guys cracked up when he said that he
wasn’t prepared for it, he then asked why Bubba got fired from Sirius,
he thinks Bubba isn’t being honest about the 80% pay cut. Spice said
the contract was up, he thinks the guy has no impersonations. Bubba
thinks the tide has turned on Charlie Sheen, he said there was that
slippery slope for a while, Spice thinks he took it too far. Bubba
wondered when they can mention the information on Bree Olson; he
thinks they should ask Kevin about this. We then heard a news clip
about Charlie, the guys think it’s a bad idea to have a porn star baby
sit the kids, Bubba thinks Charlie Sheen will kill himself via an
overdose. We then heard a clip of Howard Stern talking with Charlie
Sheen about his relationship; Bubba and Manson feel he’s jumped the
shark. Buck came on doing some lines from the Pat O’Brien tapes, he
said that by 10:30, he’ll be nuts, Bubba said he’d like to call him
for the show, he thinks he sounds just like Pat. Beau in
Lakeland thinks the listeners don’t want to hear about the Uhurus and
Charlie Sheen. Jose thinks Charlie will go the same way Lyndsey Lohan
will go. We then heard a clip of Charlie on “20 20”. Nicole said Bubba
can keep talking about the Uhurus, Charlie Sheen etc; she likes how
Bubba tells it like it is. We then heard a bit of Bree Olson’s
meltdown from March 23, 2009, Brent thinks Charlie is turning into Ned
with some of his phrases. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 5 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Facebook
page. We then heard Kevin Hayslett’s bumper, Bubba said you can follow
Kevin on Twitter at, Kevin said he’s at
23,000, he said he’s not like Charlie Sheen, he said that if he was a
network, he’d have a vested interest in his off air time. The first
email asked if he could get some stuff taken off his record, Kevin
said that the background checks have gotten more extensive; Bubba said
that for $19.95, you can run one on anyone. Sean said that he violated
a probation on a DWI; Kevin said that if money was used, he’d get it
taken out. Another email said they had a charge for stealing, the
emailer asked about owning a firearm, Kevin said no to that. Bubba
took a call from a guy who said he got busted for a DUI, he got pulled
over for driving on a suspended license, Kevin said the hard time is
90 days without driving, he said that ned has called him many times,
sometimes while he’s getting pulled over. Pat said she had a dui that
was reduced to reckless driving, her lawyer told her she could have it
expunged, Kevin sad she would’ve had to have gotten a withhold of
judicator. Another email said he was convicted of a Domestic Violence
in 2000, he’s had no other issues, he asked about hunting, Kevin said
he’s not allowed to own a firearm during probation, he can’t get a
concealed permit because of a prior Domestic Violence conviction. CJ
said he was on probation for possession of marijuana, about a month
before his termination pay, his probation officer showed up to his
house, it was a mix up in paper work. Kevin said that he has a right
to sue the Government for a wrongful arrest. Aaron in Charleston said
he got two charges in 2007, in stolen property, Kevin said if they
were both withholds, he’d be able to get one taken care of. Another
email said that in 2005, he was convicted for a dui; Kevin said that a
DUI is on your record for 75 years in Florida, he thinks that you’d
have to outlive your record. Bubba read something from Steve from
Steps Towing, where a cop arrested him, the cop ended up resigning
after the charges were dropped. Dave in St. Petersburg said he was
driving early in the morning, he went through a yellow light, he got
busted for a running a red light, as it was red as he went through it.
Kevin asked him to call him; they’ll get it worked out. John in Winter
haven asked if he could get a firearm, he said that he had a domestic
violence charge on him years ago. Tom on protection said he was
arrested for selling of stolen items, Kevin said that’s a second
degree felony, Tom said this was back in 1997. Bubba thanked Kevin for
coming in; Kevin said he’s excited about his show, which
will begin March 14. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 6 – Pantera, Top five Christian Countdown, Charley Sheen

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Heather’s appearance
at Spinergy this Saturday. Bubba said that during their talk break
with Kevin, Pantera had a Seizure; he said the paramedics are taking
care of him now. We then heard Ned’s “Indian Mascot Call” from “ned
Only”, track 20. In the bit, Ned calls the NCAA about some of the
school’s names for their sports teams. Bubba came back saying that
Pantera has been taken care of, Spice said it’s sad when that happens,
Bubba said that ned loves Pantera, in more ways than one. We then
heard more of Charlie sheen on “20 20”, followed by Berlin’s song
about him. Bubba read about Charlie Sheen’s early career, he said he
hasn’t had a lot of big movies. McKenzie came on saying he’s getting
over cancer, he said that he rarely gets sick, Bubba sad it was great
to have met him. Bubba said that Mandy Rivers is great with the voice
over stuff; Manson jokingly suggested they hire Ted Williams. Sarah
suggested they just leave Charlie alone, Bubba said he’s so over the
mixed messages. We then heard “Children of God” by Third Day, Bubba
said his Pastor did a great job with the funeral yesterday. We then
heard Chris Tomlin’s “I Will Follow”, Spice thinks the guy is a
stalker, Manson joked the guy isn’t allowed within 500 feet from
Jesus. We then heard Tenth Avenue North, Spice thinks the song is
Bree Olson, we then heard an excerpt of her flip out, Bubba thinks the
song could be about it. We then heard mercy Me, Ned thinks the guy is
tuning his guitar, the guys think him mentioning the cross makes it
Christian. We then heard “Your Love” by Brandon heath, Bubba wondered
if any Christian rock groups exist, Spice said they do, they’re just
not that popular. Bubba told Manson that if he only pandered and
learned how to play the game, he’d be rich. We then heard a news clip
about Dave Crofferd’s funeral, Bubba said the cops dying is not
needed, he said that the bag pipes gave him chills, he said that he
lost it when the Duvs were released, he said that even though he’s not
happy with Bill Foster now, but he said he’s a great speaker, he
thinks his Pastor saying “Stand up St. Petersburg” is an iggy, he
hopes that much larger agencies are on to the Uhurus. Bubba said if
you’re hearing this, there’s a chance you could do what the cop
killers have done. We then heard the clip of Walter Dron, Bubba’s
Pastor telling St. Petersburg to rise up. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Bob Saget Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for bubba’s appearance at
Rayman James Stadium, followed by Manson’s song about David Crofferd.
Bob Saget came on, saying he had a gallon of Charlie Sheen’s urine;
he’ll be testing it shortly. Spice asked him about Charlie, Bob said
everywhere you look, there’s a hand to hold on to, Spice joked that he
thinks the music from the show will play in the background if he
talked with Charlie. Bubba said he’d like the Bob from HBO, Bob said
he’s glad Charlie didn’t host the Oscars. Spice asked if putting Kurt
Douglas on there, Bob think he’ll be like that when he approaches that
age, Bob said he’ a big fan of his, he said it gets to the point of
anyone turning into a Carmel Apple, he thinks he should stay at home
more. Spice said he’s glad Dick Clark had a stroke, Bob said he had it
at the stroke of midnight. Bubba asked if Bob wrote some of the stuff
for “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, Bob said he did, saying he
couldn’t do much with muskrats getting hit in the crotch, he said
there was a kid who was dressed like a horse, the kid asked if Bob
would ride him over to the stage, he said he’s proud of his legacy.
Spice sad he was amazed when he met him, he said that he likes how
he’s in good shape, he then asked Bob about plastic surgery for men,
Bob said he wouldn’t do it, as he’d probably ask for an adjustment.
Bubba said that supposedly, John Stamos might be replacing Charlie;
Bob said that John woke him up before he wrote a tweet, he said that
Ralphie may alone would replace the cast of “Two And A Half Men”, he
thinks Charlie c Blocked the Oscars. Spice said that at least some of
the other guys are happy Charlie is getting all this press, he then
asked how much weed he’s smoking, Bob said he’s partaken, he said he
doesn’t have a medicinal marijuana card, he joked he couldn’t find his
SAG card, he thought it entitled him to smoke Marijuana. Bubba asked
how real the character on “Entourage” was, Bob said he’s not that much
of a prick. Spice said he was looking at Bob’s credits, he asked what
the thing is that Bob hated doing the most, Bubba thinks he’ll say
“Full House”, Bob said he did “Full Moon High”, he thinks it was the
worst thing he ever did. Bubba asked if Bob was well hung, Bob said
he’s well functioning, he said his penis is his favorite conversation
piece, he joked they named the hard Rock after his penis, also saying
that his penis is shaped like Tampa. Spice asked if Bob got a good
back end deal with “Full House”, Bob said it was a lot of money for
anyone to make, he thinks John was top of the show. Bubba thinks
they’re miss informed on big shows like “Seinfeld”, Bob thinks his
phone being disconnected would be a plot, he said he’d like to put a
new hbo special up this year, he said his shows are for people who are
grown up, he said most people know what he’s about when he comes out.
Bubba thinks Bob has a lot of groupies, Bob said he’s attracted to
girls who are Poomas or MILFS, Spice thinks Bob should coin “Pooma”.
Brent said he was at John’s house for Bob’s birthday, saying Bob’s
girlfriend was hot. Bob described a Pooma as something that moves
quickly, wants to have sex with you, then attacks you in the middle of
the night. Bubba said his wife is like that, Bob suggested Bubba use a
set of headphones and some blind folds. Bubba said that they had Sam
Simon on yesterday, Bob said he likes Sam, he said that Sam took
everyone out to dinner. Spice asked who the Hollywood people are that
bob hangs out with; Bob listed some people he’s with. Bubba asked what
the show will be like, Bob said that he drops the F bomb a lot less;
he said if kids are there, he’ll ask them to leave. Bubba gave bob a
plug for his appearance at the Hard rock on march 13, Spice told him
he’s a lucky man to be playing there. Bubba thanked Bob for calling,
Bob joked he’ll look at his penis in a different light, he said he
liked that guy, saying he used to call him “Bob Faggot”, Spice said he
used to do that. Bubba asked ned if he likes him, ned said no, he did
say yes to Sam Simon and Henry Winkler. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Walter Dron and Joe Waller comparison

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges. We
then heard Walter Dron’s speech at the funeral, followed by Joe Waller
talking about Hydra Lacey. Bubba went back and forth, saying that
Walter did a great job with his speech, saying that it shows the right
way to deliver a positive message, regardless of color, saying it’s
about being a good person or a bad person, Ned said there’s a lot of
money to be made in fear, Brent said that Glen Beck makes millions off
of that. Bubba said that on tomorrow’s show, he thinks Walter listens
to the show; he then played his speech, where he asks for St. Pete to
stand up. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

2 Responses

  1. tatro

    bubba where u at cant listen to your show since no contract with howard 101 how can i listen to your show. I am ex jarhead and live in upstate ny help me out Brother;;;;;

  2. AB

    Bubba, whomever does your show recap sucks. They can’t spell and the narrative is all over the place, quite difficult to follow. Like a 6th grader wrote it. Loyal listener and big fan. Love the new segment on 10 news. Keep up the good work.

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