Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

This recap goes out to Bubba and Heather, as today is their 3 year
anniversary. Congratulations!

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Dave’s car issue

The show started with “Cocaine” as bumper music. Bubba came on and
quoted a line from the song, Ned sounded a little rough, he thinks he
should go out to the car. Spice said he was freezing in the studio, he
wonders how Bubba manages to handle a shirt with no sleeves. Bubba
proposes that he get a heat gun, he explained why it’s used at the
track, Ned thinks Richard Petty would win every race if he was on a
track today. Bubba wondered about tennis courts, Spice said there’s
not much of a difference, however you can tell if the ball was used,
depending if it was on a clay court. Manson said that in the mornings,
soccer is tough, as the due makes the ball bounce all over the place,
he said he was longing for the days when people just played sports,
Spice said he misses the Rebock bumps. Bubba recapped some sports
scores, he wants to get Drew from the Magic on, Brent said that the
Lightning looked really good last night. Bubba said hat Brent is
hosting a Lightning game, just be a female and sound hot. Manson said
he hasn’t been to a hockey game this year. Bubba said that today is
his anniversary, Spice suggests Bubba get a gimp mask, Dave said they
had a white board of marriage predictions, but it was moved, it has
since been erased. Bubba asked Dave if he had car trouble, Dave said
he blew a water pump. Bubba offered up his car, Dave thinks he’ll need
to get it towed, he thinks his wife will have to pick him up, Bubba
proposed to get Steve from Steps Towing. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Sports discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the various locations
where you can buy Bubba Army merch. We then heard “Daniel” as bumper
music; Bubba said the bumper music is provided by him. Ned said he
likes more of Elton John’s older stuff. Bubba said that Metro PCS has
something new out, he said they’re taking all the taxes are off your
bill, it’ll be only $40 a month, Spice thinks it’s a hell of a deal.
Bubba said the best thing is, its pay as you go, he said that you have
fourteen days to pay. Bubba went over the birthdays for today, he said
today is a bad day if your famous, he said Charles Nelson Riley
would’ve been 79. Spice said he always sees commercials for a Dean
Martin box set; he loved how the guy was tanked. Allen said he was on
the Usack website, Bubba said he’s sponsoring them. Bubba wondered
about Jason Williams, he faced ten years in prison, he thinks he’s
lost it all. Spice said he saw Jason on an episode of Cribs, he was
shooting his gun off, Bubba thinks its cool the guy has a Bulldozer.
Spice said if he was the family of the limo driver, he would be
outraged, Manson said he paid the family $2.75, 000,000. Bubba said
that Lane Kiffin stepped down from his job; the guys think it’s crappy
on his part. Bubba said that Deion Sanders counted him yesterday; he
said he’d love to be on, Spice did his Deion impersonation. Bubba said
that Jim Hayslett agreed to work for the Redskins, Brent said he’s
awful. Bubba said everyone thought that Jose Canseco was crazy, but he
was dead on with the steroid issue. Brent said that he could be an
idiot, but he could be telling the truth at the same time, Bubba wants
to have him on. Ned got excited when Bubba said Jose got his ass
stretched, Bubba explained the expression, he went on to read an
article about Jacksonville keeping Jack Del Rio, Brent thinks Tebow
could go there. Bubba said Hammil has a new offering, he said Hammil
used to come in and sing songs with his guitar, Spice said they’re
working on a tom the Treeman shirt; they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Brent and Manson’s
Pagan Potheads Tour”. We then heard some UTwo as bumper music. Bubba
wonders if they should give a free Bubbapalooza to the Super Bowl
city, Ned said no, Bubba overruled everyone and said that they’re
doing it. Bubba said that he knows nothing about the Equanox; he said
they can’t sell enough, some dealerships are selling them over $4,000,
he likes its mileage. Brent said we’re pumping the currency back up,
which is why it’s up. Bubba plugged Dailycaller.com, Tucker Carlson’s
website, he asked people to go there. Spice said he takes great pride
in knowing that Bubba Army people tell the various guests. Bubba said
they refuse to do the radio call-arounds, he thinks Randy Jackson was
Spice’s score, he wants Randy Jackson on, the guys think Simon is
leaving, Brent said Ellen isn’t stiff enough. Bubba thinks he could
get that gig, Spice thinks it won’t happen, Bubba proposes that put
Howard on that show, Brent said Howard said he wouldn’t do it, as he’s
too big for that. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba is
disappointed in whoever made this. Bubba thinks he got so mad at Tom,
he spilled his drink, he’s not sure if it’s on BubbaRaw.com. Spice
explained Ex Factor, Manson wonders if anyone will watch it, Bubba
thinks its all crap. We then heard a news clip about Simon raking in
$75,000,000, Bubba said he would be out if he had that money, Brent
said he’s disturbed that Sea crest is on the list. Bubba thinks Ryan’s
radio show is almost over, Spice said the top 40 show he does is cake.
The first email of the day thinks the Pagan Potheads Tour should come
to Dayton. Another emailer thinks the guys crossed the line with the
911 call, the emailer wished Tyler flips; the emailer hopes it haunts
Bubba forever. Brent said the email makes no sense, Bubba thinks the
guys wife is fat. Another emailer said that they love the show, Bubba
thanked him for listening, he thinks the guy is inviting himself for a
studio tour. Another emailer said that dogs eating their own poop
means that they’re lacking in protein. Another emailer said they liked
OAR. Another emailer asked for some hockey tickets, Bubba said the
Lightning box-office has really good deals, the number is 8133016600.
Another emailer said they’ll be going to Miami, the emailer asked
Bubba for suggestions, Bubba suggested Dean’s Gold. Another emailer
said that there’s a show called Madhouse. Another emailer said that
dogs eat their own poop when they’re younger. The last email of the
day thinks a guy pulled a Doug Clem, Bubba read the article about
that, where a guy beat up his wife after the Packers lost. Bubba said
his Dad used to be the biggest dick when the Packers lost, Spice said
Bubba used to call in sick when they lost, Spice and Ned told Bubba
that Doug Clem made him who he was, he thinks it’s disrespectful to
put Doug over, he wishes that he was dead, he then wonders if he just
said that, Spice said yes. We then heard “The Doug Clem Fan Club” from
“bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 25, then into “Doug Clem” from
“Bubba Show classics Vol. 11”, track 15. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba Calls Heather

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Side Splitters Comedy
Club, Tom will be a judge there on January 31. Bubba plugged what
they’ve got coming up on the show, he thanked Brent for the Dexter
pack, Manson said he likes comedy. Spice said he saw Tony Little on TV
plugging something; Brent said he’ll be plugging a book. Bubba said
Keith Nozbich liked his house so much, he bought it twice. We then
heard Hammil’s new offering, the working title is “Tom the Treeman”,
Bubba is convinced Hammil is tone deaf. The song focuses on various
stuff Tom has done over the years, Spice as Butt-head it sucked, Bubba
thinks it was strange. Allen said that Palin will be a consultant for
politicians, we then heard a news clip about that. Bubba said he
doesn’t find her attractive, Manson said she’s what’s wrong with
America. Spice said she’s like the Politician version of Oprah; he
thinks that it’ll make her look like a moron. Manson said Bubba is
just uninformed about stuff, Bubba thinks he’s smarter than Palin. We
then heard a news clip about Jason Bruce, Jason has been in
depositions, Bubba said he’s mad at channel 10 for trying to cover
their asses now, he said that life is a big shakedown. Brent said this
is the same thing they did with Bubba. Bubba said that a few days
before the hog trial started, he was mentioned for pushing a guy up
against the wall for acting like a dick. Bubba called Heather; he
wished her a happy anniversary. We then heard the marriage predictions
lip from January 12, 2007. In the clip, Spice asked Bubba if he saw
the chart, Ned said he’d like to see it. Dave read what it said, one
year, three months was Dave the DJ, one year and six months was from
Craig, Tom the Treeman and chip guessed two years and three months,
Coco thought it was two years and six months, Lasker wrote forever.
Ned thinks it would last three days, Manson thinks two years and one
month, Spice thinks they have a great thing, Brent thinks they won’t
get divorced. Hammil said the first four years are the toughest. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Hulk Hogan Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Hammil and The Ferret. Bubba thinks ProSource.net got their
stuff in Sam’s Club. Valentine said he was the guy who made his own
Tom the Treeman shirt, Bubba told him their being made. Bubba asked
about the Ned Dragons shirt, Spice said the design is getting tweaked.
Valentine said Tom is a stunt man for the people. We then heard
Hogan’s bumper, Hogan said he had a belly laugh when Bubba said that
life is a big shakedown, he said Bubba has no idea what’s going on.
Spice said the shirt should be in by today or tomorrow, Bubba said
he’s been hearing that for the past four or five days. Hogan asked
about Rick Lufis, Bubba said he missed four deadlines with “The
Clemulus Package”. Bubba said that one of things Hogan told him was
that in order to be a millionaire, you need to get about four million,
as you’ll have around a million when all is said and done. Bubba
thinks TNA is ran by a bunch of people who don’t know about wrestling,
he said a solution would be to do Mondays live, tape on Tuesdays, he
said the old man with the yellow boots is used to just coming out to
his music, he wants to do some stuff. Hogan said he doesn’t like how
they pre-tape his stuff, he went over Bubba’s situation, he said Bubba
is still there at around 2 or 3 in the afternoon, Ned thinks Hogan is
just marking out. Hogan said that Spice thought it would end
violently, Ned thinks heather will shoot Bubba in the face. Hogan said
he was talking to Diaco the other day, he was advised to getting a
pre-nup; he said he can’t afford getting married. Bubba asked Hogan to
keep Vince Russo away from him, Bubba thinks Dixie doesn’t like him as
much as she likes Vince, he asked Hogan to keep Sting around, Hogan
said it’s not up to him. Bubba thinks he’ll get fired from TNA, he
said that Vince called him; he said TNA is Mickey Mousing his
contract, Hogan said Bubba has him on a tightrope with his balls
hanging out. Hogan said he used to be in the office every day, Bubba
thinks he’s a mark, this had the guys laughing. Spice said he would
love to be the mc at TNA, Bubba recapped the situation, Hogan thinks
Bubba could beat him. Bubba told Hogan to put Kurt Angle over more; he
then went over the guys that he likes. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Tucker Carlson

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper, then into “Don’t
Bring me own”. Bubba played Tucker’s bumper, Tucker said that he’s
been eating peanuts for five days, he said that he likes how they act
on his suggestions, Bubba said he could be it all, Tucker said Bubba
is fantastic, he thinks MJ is the worst, he wonders why Clear Channel
has to fight Bubba, he said if you work for him, he wants them to work
out. Bubba asked Tucker about getting Palin on board, Tucker said he
would never talk smack about Fox news, he said he hasn’t seen her on
the air, he said he’s wrapped around his own axel. Brent recapped what
happened with Harry Read; harry thinks Obama doesn’t speak with “A
negro dialect”. Tucker thinks harry is a bad senator, we then heard
the “you can’t handle the truth” sounder, Tucker said America isn’t a
racist Country, Manson said the Trent Lot thing is different. Bubba
said we’re a bunch of uptight jackasses, Spice liked Tucker’s thoughts
on Al Sharpton. Tucker said he needs to kiss up to Sharpton when he’s
on the air with him, he said he just agrees with his anti white talk.
Spice wonders what Al Sharpton’s thoughts are, Tucker thinks it’s a
shakedown. Brent said he has no idea on the numbers, Tucker said
Sharpton doesn’t pay the bills that much. Bubba said Al is in the
business of shaking whites down. Spice thinks the biggest mistake Imus
made was going on Sharpton’s show, Tucker recapped how it should’ve
gone down, Spice said he likes the video of black people eyeballing
Imus. Brent said he expected dailycaller.com to be like the other
websites he frequents; he likes how it features important news. Tucker
said he’s the editor and chief, he said he’s blown off his editorial
job for going on Bubba’s show. Bubba thinks Tucker doesn’t need a lot
of money; Spice reminded him that he’s the air to the Swanson Company.
Bubba said Tucker is just mad because they sniffed him out for that.
Tucker said he watches MSNBC every morning, he said he goes back and
froth with Contessa Brewer. Bubba asked Tucker about Leno, Tucker said
its NBC’s fault; he said all Jeff Zooker does is not care about the
programming. Bubba wondered who Tucker likes in television, he said
Leno is a good guy, Bubba thinks Leno is a jackass. Bubba asked that
the listeners go to DailyCaller.com. Tim said he was listening to 98
Rock last night, some guy on the air said that the music monkey kicked
Bubba’s ass, Bubba thinks it’s crap, Manson thinks they’re doomed.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Shereen Koules

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Don’t do Me Like That” as bumper
music. Bubba went to Shereen, she described the event for tomorrow
night’s Lightning game, she said St. Lewis is a stud, she hopes a lot
of people are there. Bubba said this is going to be a good crowd, he
said the Panthers/Lightning rivalry is great. Shereen said she’s
always been an animal advocate. Spice said there’s nothing sadder than
watching the Animal Police; Manson said he can’t watch it. Bubba said
he doesn’t like the commercial with the song in the background, he
said that Heather leaves the room when it comes on. Shereen said that
she got a text from Oren about Spice’s bike, Spice said he’ll park it
in front of the house, Shereen told him no. Bubba asked her what else
do they have planned, Shereen said they’ll be having a contest where
you can get a suite. Bubba asked her if collection of dog food will be
at all gates, Shereen said it’ll be at section 112, volunteers will be
outside. Bubba asked about people adopting dogs that night, Shereen
said the people will have to wait until the next day. Bubba asked her
about the game last night, Shereen said it was a great game. Spice
asked how Oren is like if they lose, Shereen said that he’s relaxed,
she said things are a lot more fun when the team is doing great.
Shereen said she lives full time n Tampa; she said she wasn’t
expecting to love it as much as she did. Spice recapped Shereen’s
history, he asked her what she’s in to, Shereen said she owns some
clubs in Los Angeles, she likes the restaurants in Tampa, she said
that she loves Molios and Ocean Prime. Bubba told her about Seasons
52, he likes that she knows the phrase “pop a bottle”. Spice talked to
her about Charlie Sheen, Shereen said she could defend him; Spice is
shocked at all this. Manson said there’s a big difference between
killing a hog and putting a knife to your wife’s throat. Bubba
wondered when the next Saw is coming out; Shereen said it’ll be in 3D.
Bubba asked her if she saw “the Blind side”, Shereen said Oren cried
right in the beginning. Spice said he saw Avatar, he said the movie
was great, Shereen said that James Cameron is a smart guy. Bubba
wondered what it’s about, Shereen said it’s hard to explain, Spice
explained it, Bubba thinks it’s stupid. Bubba said he’s really far
behind with the times; he thought The Hangover was decent. Shereen
said she met Oren on a plane after the first Saw movie, she was
visiting her family in Canada, she said it was ballsy. Bubba told her
anytime she wants to come on, she can, he thinks it would be great if
the Lightning went to the playoffs. Bubba asked her who her favorite
player is; Shereen said she likes Stamcose, Bubba thinks she’s
pandering. Ned said the Gacia house gives him flashbacks; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – The guys comment on the news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into “Don’t Look Back” as bumper music. Bubba plugged what they’ve got
coming up on the show for the next couple of days. We then heard a
clip about Harry Read, the guys think it’s not a big deal, Bubba
thinks he shouldn’t have said Negro. Brent said Obama would’ve been
getting us coffee ten years ago, Bubba said all we want to do is
fight. Bubba said that obama wants 7.8 billion dollars for wars next
year; the guys wonder who the bad guy is for the current war. Bubba
said if he was on the other side, he would kill some people if they
killed his kids, Manson said this is why you should go to war only
when it’s absolutely needed, Spice thinks all the Politicians are
doing is just using words. We then heard a news clip about Blogo
having to apologize for saying he’s blacker than Obama, the guys think
he’s either an idiot, or he just has a lot of moxy, Spice said he kind
of wants him to be innocent. Bubba said that Rhonda Storms is the
worst; all she does is pander to old people. We then heard a news clip
about Rhonda Storms looking for investigation into the Tiger Woods
case, Bubba thinks they should target MJ for the turkey stunt, he said
that if MJ and Rhonda Storms were to die in a fiery crash, he’d go to
Church more often. Bubba said they should switch over to Republican,
he said he can’t take her, we then heard a news clip about Rhonda
Storms trying to get safety in the locker room. Bubba thinks he should
take money from Manson’s paycheck if Manson donates to her campaign,
he threatened to call Donna, Manson then changed his mind, Bubba
thinks she sounds like Fire Marshal Bill, he thinks she should go to
the Dental Castle, he said he’d punch her in mouth, Spice thinks
Rhonda could kick Bubba’s ass. Bubba said he has a clip of Jim Cornet,
Brent suggested he not play it. We then heard “horny Black Guys in the
PGA”, from BubbaRaw.com. The clip starts with Manson saying to start
the video, Bubba described what was in the video, he thinks one of the
guys in the clip has a roundmouth, he complimented Tony for his work,
Manson said tony knew a guy who looked like Tiger. Bubba thinks he’ll
have to leave right around 9; he thanked Spice for being a smartass.
Spice read the email that it came with, Manson thinks the photo looks
like Bubba when he’s 65, Bubba said he’s seen it, he said it was so
bad, which is why he didn’t talk about it, he thinks the woman is
blind, he thinks Ray Charles could paint him better. Joe asked Bubba
about his Clear channel lawsuit, bubba said all he’ll say is that
they’re sore losers. Brent explained it as breach of contract, Bubba
said he wasn’t allowed to say anything bad about them, he thinks clear
channel wants them to be dead in the water. Dian in Richmond said
she’s a teacher at a high school, she said she has to watch the girl’s
locker room; she said it’s a very strange situation. Mike in Tampa
thinks Rhonda is a fool, Bubba said a lot of her stuff is no brainer
stuff. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.