Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Screamin’ Norwegian Nuts

Bubba started off by thinking the singer in the bumper music is
tucking, Manson said there’s nothing to tuck with, Bubba thinks the
guy got it bitten off, Spice wondered what it would be like if the guy
did mornings. Bubba said he’s got a lot of people on the phones, Spice
thinks B-Fudd cutting a promo will be spooky. Bubba said they got some
nuts, to get some you can visit ScreaminNorwegian.com, Spice thinks he
could put some money in it, Bubba wonders if TSA would stop you if you
had it, Spice thinks they were high when they made them. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Operator saves kid, various callers, Kevin Smith too fat to fly?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Garage
sale. Bubba plugged the latest stuff on BubbaRaw.com, he said he had
to order some checks, the guys think Trace is bugging Manson about the
money. Bubba said that PayPal has suspended your ability to donate to
the Unity in the community, as it’s a raffle. Brent said the raffle
was approved by the Attorney General of the State, Bubba said try
opening up a merch account with a bank, Brent said the Patriot act is
the opposite of what it’s supposed to do. We then heard a news clip
about a 911 dispature who ended up saving his own kid’s life, Bubba
thinks the guy would notice, Spice thinks the guy is in work mode,
Bubba said he still gets hate email over his Britney Murphy 911 call
comments. We then heard the 911 call, the guys think she’s saying
Chris, Manson thinks they need to learn how to edit, Ned thinks the
guy should pick up the pace, Spice goofed on the guy asking what color
the skin was, we then heard some CP Trav clips. Bubba thinks they had
to fluff the story up, he thinks KRIO needed something like this, he
thinks some of the stuff the operator is saying sounds like a Saturday
Night at Ned’s, he thinks there’s no baby, Spice thinks Bubba is
really cynical with this one, Bubba thinks it’s a Balloon Boy kind of
thing. Charles in West Virginia said when Bubba says he’s not racist,
he thinks otherwise, the guy thinks Bubba said some stuff about
rappers, Bubba said rock stars and rappers go days without showering,
Spice thinks Kanye smells better than Willy Nelson. AJ in Georgia came
on saying that he hates to get on after someone pisses him off, he
said Bubba talks about everyone, he said he thought the bit was
hilarious, Bubba said he liked Nicole Scherzinger. AJ said he’s
hauling chicken, he then gave a shout out to some fellow FTEs, Bubba
said he’s talking to a station. Eric said he’s going through Florida,
he remembered hearing “Wizard Of Izoz” (“bubba Show classics Vol. 9,
track 3, and “manson’s Greatest Hits”, track 22). Dave thinks it’s too
dirty. Eric found it funny, he said he’s afraid to speak. Bubba asked
him where he’s at, Eric said he’s going through Jacksonville, Bubba
told him the stations he can check them out on, he thinks they’ll be
on a total of ten radio stations within the next few months. Bubba
said that Kevin smith was told he was too fat to fly, he said the
average 190 pound guy can fit in the seat, Spice said you don’t have
much space to begin with, Bubba said he buys all three seats, we then
heard a news clip about that, Ned said “Thems the breaks, Fatass”.
Bubba wonders if smith is fatter than he is, Spice said the body types
are different. Bubba thinks the Associated press needs more exciting
people, Brent thinks they’re told to act like that; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – B-Fudd, Emails, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “NC Double D” contest.
Bubba wondered if they’re working on a prize pack for the contest,
Brent said the first prize is $2,000, second prize is $500. We then
heard B-Fudd’s bumper, Bubba thinks he sounds different. B-Fudd told
Joe not to call back, he said if he does call back, he’ll know the
girl will own you, Bubba wondered how much experience B-Fudd has had
with this. B-Fudd said one of his friends told him that, the guy was
named after a Mountain in Hawaii, Bubba said B-Fudd has never tried
the technique. B-Fudd suggested Joe clean himself up, go to a bar and
pick up another girl, Bubba thinks it’s flawed, he said that Joe has
some flaws, much like B-Fudd does, Bubba thinks he’s retarded, B-Fudd
said everyone has a kink, Spice thinks B-Fudd called him a cornball.
B-Fudd suggested Kevin Smith by a first class ticket, Spice said that
South West doesn’t have first class, B-Fudd said he weighs about 150,
the guys think he’s out of shape. Spice thinks if B-Fudd got his teeth
fixed, he would sound better. B-Fudd said he’s going to the DMV to
pick up a driver’s book, Bubba thinks he can’t even read, he asked
B-Fudd to read him something, B-Fudd picked something up, he said
District Nine, Bubba had a hard time figuring out what he said, he
suggested B-Fudd pick up a news paper, B-Fudd said they don’t have
one, he went on AOL.com instead, he read from a page, Bubba had no
clue what he was doing, he said they needed a handicapped person in
the “We Are The World” remake, Spice thinks Stevie wonder was
included, the guys cracked up at B-Fudd’s way of saying piano. Bubba
went over some birthdays, Spice thinks Jim Brown played for the Bears,
Bubba said he played for the Browns, Ned thinks he could take Jim in a
40 yard dash. The first email of the day asked when the BRN garage
sale will be, Bubba said it’ll be Feb. 27. Another emailer said the
board op in Virginia might be sleeping; Bubba invited him to call in.
Another emailer said there’s a company that puts bar codes on stuff.
Another emailer agreed with Bubba on Danica Patrick, Bubba is
convinced the board op is sleeping. Another emailer enjoyed
Twenty-five’s bumper music. Another emailer wondered if they can get
some Best of Bubba on Saturday mornings, Bubba said he’s done trying
to tell Cox about that kind of stuff, Spice thinks they’re lazy and
stupid. Bubba said Jabberjaw is a great addition to the show, Manson
thinks ox is inside a box, within a box, within another box. Bubba
thinks Kevin Vargas is the best program director he’s ever had, he
said he needs to check to see if Larson is still alive, Manson said
he’s an expert in mediocrity. Bubba said Clear Channel was good with
getting programming stuff done, he thinks the Bone has only three
bumpers, he thinks it’s sad that the Ft. Meyers station sounds better
than the Tampa station, he thinks the music sucks, Spice said the
Super Himalaya is programmed better, Bubba then goofed on the DJ who
runs it. Bubba thinks they should set up the bit, some kids were
thrown off the ride, Bubba got on the bullhorn and said some stuff,
Manson thinks the siren sounds week, Ned told Bubba to stop, as he’s
getting a headache. Tim came on and asked if Bubba will do any racing,
Bubba said in Orlando, it’s a lot of turning. Tim said he’s retired,
he thinks he last raced about six years ago, he said he got his kid
doing that. We then heard the bit, where Manson impersonates a Super
Himalaya DJ, where he says the ride was built by him, and two other
guys who were high on crack, Bubba thinks that was the case. The song
“Rollercoaster of Love” by the Red hot Chili Peppers, the Dj then puts
on some AC/DC. This bit does not appear in the catalog. Spice said
nothing sucks more than going on the ride and seeing Electric tape,
Bubba thinks the operator has bullet points, he thinks AC/DC would get
a huge cut if bmi kept track of carnival plays. Richard in Tampa said
there’s a new bumper for the show, the guys sarcastically think it was
great. Bubba took a call from a woman who said the Nation Wide Race
isn’t a time to learn bump drafting, Bubba thinks Danica should’ve cut
her teeth on Saturday Night tracks. Another emailer asked Bubba to
come to the Rocky Horror Picture show, he turned down the invitation,
he said he doesn’t get it, he said he walked out half way through.
Another emailer thinks the guys had disrespectful comments about Nodar
Kumaritashvili‘s death,
Spice said this just proves people aren’t listening, Brent said the
family doesn’t understand English. Bubba said everyone brings up Tyler
possibly wrecking, he asked Dave to get his comments from yesterday,
he thinks the emailer is crazy. Another emailer said they’re in
Alaska, they agree with Bubba on Palin, he said there’s a saying that
says if you move away from Alaska, the more people hate you. Another
emailer said they loved the Matthew Randazzo interview yesterday.
Another emailer said that of the $255,000,000 given to the Red Cross,
only $80,000,000 will make it to Haiti, the rest of the money is used
to prepare for other disasters; the emailer thinks Bubba was the
visionary for his Haiti comments. Bubba said you don’t give money to
charity, unless every dollar goes to the cause, he thinks the Red
Cross is a shakedown. The last email of the day wondered if Bubba will
cut Danica some slack, Bubba explained his position, he said he
crashes because he sucks. Mike in Miami thinks Bubba shouldn’t
apologize, Bubba doesn’t think he mocked Nodar Kumaritashvili‘s death.
Nick in New York thinks the guys didn’t mock his passing, he said he
worked with some carnival people, it was all duct tape, penny nails,
etc. Jake in Jacksonville said he worked for the carnival for four
months, he said those guys don’t sleep, he said he starts out with 2
or three dollars, he then gets up to 4 to 5 hundred dollars, he said
he passes someone a dart, Bubba thinks he’d stab the guy, the guy
thinks Bubba has a brain. Bubba took a call from a woman who said
she’s never been offended, she thinks Bubba is too honest for his own
good, she said the haters love to hate on him, Bubba thinks she has
moxy, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba reads the news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Ned’s 12 inch Meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce)”. Bubba said he always thinks of
the Army commercial when he hears the bumper music, Brent said it’s
the navy. Bubba said he’s got his comments on Nodar Kumaritashvili, we
then heard the clip, where Bubba wasn’t sure where the Country of
Georgia was. In the clip, Bubba said the course has been extended, and
slowed down, he thinks there’s no need to describe it, as a lot of
people have seen it, he thinks they were moaning out of sympathy, he
said it’s his job to describe what’s happening in the clip, he said
this is the mentality people have. Harold in Tampa said he does a
sport where you lay on your stomach and go downhill, he thinks the
comments weren’t disrespectful. Dee came on, Bubba said she emailed
him about going to the Rocky Horror Picture show, she said it’s not
everybody’s thing, it was there way of saying thank you, Bubba thinks
if people were throwing popcorn, he’d possibly try to eat it, Spice
said he’d never go. Dee gave her website RHPSIP.com, Spice didn’t know
who some of the people were, he thinks Ashley has a beard, he thinks
Dee looks Goth, he thinks the people looked ugly. Bubba said a couple
had saved money to buy a retirement home with money, Spice thinks the
story is fascinating, Bubba hopes the judge does the right thing, he
thinks people who smoked all their lives and sued the companies
deserved to die, he then read an article about Bank of America coming
by and messing with their property, five years after it was purchased,
he told Spice that he knows the horrors of responsible renters, Spice
said he knows all about that. Bubba read that in November, Bank of
America sent a notice saying the house was going to be foreclosed,
then in December, the renters moved out, the bank came and took
everything, changed the locks, the guy had to bust down the door with
an ax, Bank of America said that they foreclosed on the wrong address.
Bubba hopes the judge goes off the script on this, Manson said bank of
America is too big to resist, Bubba hopes they get $10,000,000, Brent
thinks it will go to a jury, Bubba said if he was Bank of America,
he’d hire the Diacos. Jay in West Palm said he inspects the inside
foreclosed houses, he said he’s gone into houses that look like people
are still living there, he then listed the problems with the case.
Bubba read an article about a woman who left her two month old with
the Father, the kid ended up dyeing, he said he’s not sticking up for
the Mom on this one, Manson thinks she should’ve investigated the guy
before she had a kid with him, Spice said people can fool you. Bubba
said we’re giving $20,000 to her, Manson thinks she wasn’t yelling for
the guy to not take the baby, Bubba wonders when we’re going to take
personal responsibility, he thinks the state is saying it’s okay to be
white trash, he said once you give white trash money, it just goes
back to the White Trash fund. Spice said the social workers must be
really stressed out, he said he could never do that kind of job, Bubba
said white trash has a great way of bamboozling people, he thinks they
should have more common sense judges, he thinks you would be
impeached, he thinks it’s the pussyfication of what is going on, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about cracking on
Palin. We then heard “white Trash Girl” from “bubba’s new and Misc
hits Vol. 6”, track 4, “The Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 22, and
“Political CD”, track 24. Bubba came back cracking up, he then said
the music was provided by Manson, he then said he’ll have the checks,
he then said he’ll be sending the affiliates a care package, he’ll
then post on Twitter where you can get the stuff, he then decided to
do the New Orleans Bubbapalooza tickets on Twitter, he said they can
determine how people can get tickets. Bubba said one of Palin’s
daughters lashed out against Family Guy, Spice said Politics is all
about being a public figure, Bubba thinks they should call her Vice
Presidential loser, Manson said she’s working people. Bubba thinks
they should call Palin “the Bitch who costed McCaine the Presidency”,
Manson as McCaine said he should’ve picked someone else. Bubba was
cracking up over Mitt Romney with the magic underwear, he then read
about the episode, where a Down Syndrome girl said her Mom was the
governor of Alaska, Spice said he loves Family Guy, Bubba said the
Brother doesn’t even know what’s going on, he thinks Bristol got paid
six figures just to lay on her back. Mike on protection said his wife
is a social worker, Bubba said she should be commended for her work.
Bubba said he got an email from someone, the emailer said he was a
friend of Jazzman’s family, he thinks she’s pregnant again, Spice
thinks she’s mixed, Bubba said she missed her court date, he thinks he
could survive getting bounced out a car window, he thinks the email
might be real or not, Manson thinks it’s really easy to believe. Bubba
said that for white trash, kids are speed bumps, Brent said they’ll
ask around, we then heard “Dead Bay-bay” from “Bubba show classics
Vol. 10”, track 17. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Date a porn star.
Bubba wondered what Manson got in the race, Manson said Fourth, Bubba
then thanked Heather from the Rays for dropping off the new uniforms,
he said he’s concerned about Carl Crofferd, he thinks the Yankees will
snap him up next year, Brent said baseball needs a hard cap, Bubba
said that the sport is ruined, he and Brent go over the various teams
who are in the championship, Bubba said he really likes Nick Swisher,
Brent said he’s a great player. BJ in Phoenix said Bubba through the
script on TNA, Bubba said he can’t say what he did, he said Manson and
Spice saw the promo, the guys said it was good, the guys cracked up at
Bj calling the Black Pope as “The Black Poop”. Bubba thinks Joushalin
James missed her timing with saying she got pregnant by Tiger Woods.
We then heard Tucker Carlson’s bumper, Tucker said tiger Woods
impregnated him, he said he’s been glued to the Twitter machine, Bubba
said he felt bad for doing what he did with him, he asked for people
to sign back up, Tucker said he’s got 5,948 followers, he’s shocked
bubba finds Contessa entertaining, he said he gave her about two
thousand followers. Tucker said that Keith Olberman commented on the
tea party, Brent said Keith is an entertaining broadcaster. Spice said
he likes it when Keith gets angry and calls the person “sir”. Bubba
wondered if Contessa has big knockers, Tucker said he can’t say, Bubba
told Tucker that Scores closed, he then asked Tucker his thoughts on
Emery Bye retiring, Tucker said he’s perceived as a Democrat. Bubba
thinks one of Brent’s letters had a big impact in Indiana. Tucker said
this is over his head, as he’s not from Indiana, he got a ticket for
not wearing a seat belt, Brent goofed on Denzel saying that, Tucker
thinks it’s a wussy state. Bubba asked Tucker his thoughts on the stop
light cameras, Tucker said they’ve decided to make money. Bubba said
he thinks it’s big brother-ish, Tucker thinks it’s suckers and scam
artists, bubba said it’s like going to the carnival, he said you need
liquor and cigarettes, not as much as you need transportation, he
wondered if Bubba could pass the test to have a kid. Tucker said Bubba
would make a wise choices, Bubba said if you don’t pass the test,
you’re sterilized, Tucker thinks there would be an appeals process,
Manson said you’d have the Bubba Army special forces making decisions.
Bubba ran down what he has, Tucker thinks the second he sets up the
secret police, he’d have to have some kind of abbreviation, Spice said
since Bubba is a narcissist, he’ll call it Bubba police. Bubba said
they could get a counter programmer, Brent thinks Spice would go to
jail, Spice said Bubba would torture people regardless. Bubba thinks
beheadings is far too barbaric for his liking. Tucker wonders if bubba
will have most of the population stoned, Bubba and ned thinks Tucker
is bringing the party down. Tucker said he digs MMA, he said he just
stares at the TV. Bubba thinks Palin is taking it too far with her
Family Guy comments, Tucker thinks she should just leave it alone,
Bubba thinks abortion is a needed evil, Manson thinks it saves the
world. Tucker wonders what the woman thinks about it, he said the kid
is 50% the Father, Manson said if guys could get pregnant, abortions
would be out of control, Bubba thinks Tucker is weird, he said he
knows his type, he said Tucker is turning him against him, he said
he’d like to fight him, he referred to tucker as Brent’s butt buddy.
Tucker said it comes down to a simple question, Bubba said it’s a
peanut. Brent said the problem is, the people who shouldn’t be having
kids are having kids, Bubba thinks the Catholic church just wants more
kids to touch. Tucker wonders what happened to the rest of the money
for the Red Cross, he said he’ll put it on DailyCaller.com, Bubba said
he helps Tucker with content, he then told Tucker about the “NC double
D” contest, Tucker wondered who thought of it, Bubba thinks they’re
geniuses. Tucker said he’s seeing Charlie Crist at dinner on Saturday,
he said he’s not endorsing anybody. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN Garage Sale.
We then herd a news clip about the Casey Anthony case. We then heard
“Caylee’s Not in the Cradle” from “bubba show classics Vol. 10”, track
5. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “NC Double D”
contest. Bubba said Chris from Look Swimware emailed them, saying
he’ll sponsor the contest, Spice said he didn’t get his Bubba Army
Bikini, Ned wants Garnet to wear one. Dave said that if something is
not alive, it’s not growing, Bubba said it’s between him and Brent on
this issue, Ned thinks toomer are human, according to the caller,
Spice as Arnold said some stuff. JT said he doesn’t think Palin is a
bad person, he thinks she is unelectable, Spice said he almost
respects that, Brent said that George Washington had plenty of
experience. JT said he was sick of the Haiti coverage from the first
day it started; he wondered who will be fed. Brent said a structural
guy said the same thing. They then ended the show a few seconds later.