Wednesday 01-07-09

Segment 1

Bubba is tired today after staying up late to watch Nip/Tuck. Bubba and Spice compare the children’s programming they have been forced to watch lately. Bubba thinks Brenda Song on The Suite Life of Zach and Cody will be hot when she grows up. Spice looks her up to find out she is 20, so it’s ok for Bubba to think she is hot. The guys don’t like Ashley Tisdale, Bubba think she’d be alright with a set of Diacos. Bubba spent part of the night walking around his house taking pictures with his Nikon camera. Bubba has started riding his Cadillac bike after work with his family. Will Ned try to participate more in the show this year? Bubba is headed to the AVN Awards in Vegas this weekend. He plans on playing his PSP and ignoring Heather on the flight out there. He even bought a whole row of seats for himself. Ned brought in a new bit that introduces the show to the new listeners. Ned gets heat for calling Bubba fat in his new bit.

Segment 2

The guys talk about the need for a college football playoff system. Bubba wants to know if Spice has ever used the Plan B emergency contraception pill. Bubba has questions about ejaculation and ovulation after seeing a Plan B commercial. Bubba doesn’t understand how the pill works. Brandy calls in and says the Plan B pill makes a woman have her period. She denies having taken the pill and says she has a 3year old. Bubba asks her if she wishes she would have taken the pill. Ned tells her there is a pill to get rid of a 3year old too. Are there any hot women in nursing homes that like old men as a fetish? Bubba explains his “problem” with Mobile Mike from Miami. Is it illegal to have a scientology e-meter? Does Oprah gain and lose weight as publicity? She says she has gained 40lbs, Bubba thinks it’s more like 80. Oprah blames her weight issues on thyroid problems. Heather texted Bubba and said she is not very happy with Spice’s comments.

Segment 3

A few female callers call in mad at Spice. Bubba talks about how nice it is to spend time with his family with the new schedule. He has been riding his bike lately. Last night Tyler knocked Bubba over with his bike during last night’s ride. Bubba compares Scientology to a pimp and Jesus to an agent based on the cuts they take. Bubba explains the Epiphany cross dive in Tarpon Springs. He tells the story of a stunt some hooligans tried to pull back in the day. They sunk a whole bunch of 98Rock Bubba crosses in the bayou. Bubba apologizes to the people of Tarpon Springs for the stunt.

Segment 4

Jim Ross from the WWE calls in. JR says he is on the balcony of his room in his underwear. He is disappointed in all the trash talking between Florida and Oklahoma. JR has a BBQ restaurant and Mean Gene has some pizza and burger joints. JR says some things new wrestlers can do to become superstars in the WWE. JR and Bubba go over the possibility of a Hogan Stone Cold Wrestlemania match. JR has distribution for his BBQ sauce through Wal-Mart. Bubba and JR bet $75 or BBQ sauce on the national championship game. Hogan calls in to grease JR for a case of bbq sauce. Hogan agrees with JR that everything in the WWE stops and starts with Vince McMahon. Hogan says he would do a job clean in the middle for Stone Cold for the pay day. Will JR get heat with Vince for talking to Hogan on the phone? Bubba talks about the work the Diacos will be doing pro bono on a child badly hurt in a car accident.