Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Recap provided by Blizind Lizawrence brother.

Bumper music provided by Jabberjaw:
Trick Daddy – Let’s Go
No Doubt – Spiderwebs
M.I.A. Paper Planes
Pink – Trouble
Alicia Keys – No One
Spin Doctors – Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong
Enrique Iglesias – I Like It
Simple Plan – Shut Up
Jason Mraz – The Remedy
Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne – Let it Rock

Segment 1 – Sports

Bubba started off by saying the music was provided by Jabberjaw, he
then went over some sports scores, Ned laughed at hatley for messing
up a football prediction, Manson said that if he was to kick barefoot
in cold weather, his foot would fall off. Bubba wonders if they should
do football predictions like they did last year, Manson thinks they
can do that. Bubba said that Hogan got put in the hospital; Spice
likes how he’s into technology lately. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

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Segment 2 – emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Foundation.
Bubba said he found himself watching the video of the Redneck Kung Fu
guy, Spice said he doesn’t care if it’s a work or a shoot, he then
said they’re working on a Robert Schimmel package, he said the 98 Rock
quality isn’t all that great, he said Robert passed away over the
weekend, Spice said he was a nice guy on a personal level, Brent
thinks Robert didn’t get married before his death. Parry in Calgary
said he’s since canceled his subscription with Sirius, Bubba asked him
to stay on. Brian in Wesley Chapel said Jim is out of control, he said
he walks around the neighborhood with a twelve pack under his arm,
knocks on people’s doors and yells at them, Bubba thinks he should
hang out with him. The first email of the day asked if Bubba will be
racing, Bubba thinks it’s the last September of the month, he said
he’ll be there. Another emailer said they use Red Line, it’s much
better. Another emailer said she made it to the finals for Maxim
Magazine, Bubba asked to get a link on that. Another emailer asked for
Bubba to replay the Ned VS Todd Thomas bit, Ned said he remembers
that. Another emailer said there’s a website called
MarcoRubioSucks.com, Bubba said that Charlie will probably kick his
ass, Spice wondered if Marco is thinking about a sympathy vote, as his
Dad passed away. Another emailer suggested Bubba put Uncle Butch up
against any of the Boopity Challenges. (Butch is Twenty-five Cent’s
Uncle, who appeared on December 1, 2006). Another email was a copy of
an email sent to Steve Huettel. Another emailer said they could help
out with getting the chicken dip in stores. Another emailer said a lot
of the anti Susan G Komen websites were right wing, anti abortionists,
Brent said if you go to GuideStar.org, click on the 990 form. Another
emailer asked what would the guys do if their wives or girlfriend was
pregnant, Bubba said he’d just go ahead and have it, he said the older
you get, the more you just take it, Dave thinks it would be show
content for days. Another emailer said some guys noticed his wheels,
Bubba thinks Ned finally broke his guy Scott down for some wheels.
Another emailer said the people of Colorado are tree hugging, green
liberals. Another emailer asked if they could get the “Bitch, I Told
You” sounder as a ringtone. Another emailer said they saw the Justin
Humphries car, Bubba said he saw it, he said he was one of the Wonka
Winners. Another emailer said there’s going to be a race on September
11; Bubba said that’s when they’ll be going to New Orleans. We then
heard one of Hogan’s many bumpers, Hogan came on saying he feels like
a rug, he said he just had a little set back, he said Jennifer called
the rolling coffin for him. Bubba said he needs to go to commercials,
Hogan said he’s not going anywhere, Ned thinks Hogan dying on the air
would be great for ratings; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – hulk Hogan Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by “Me and Hogan” from “the Todd Clem project” disc
2, track 16, “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 1” track 22, and “Bubba Show
Classics Vol. 5”, track 17. We then heard a clip of Hogan in the
hospital talking about why he’s there. Bubba called up Hogan, Hogan
said he’s turning into a technological guy, he said he’s the head
Twot, he then recapped his various back surgeries, he said that
recently, he and Jennifer went on the beach to pick up sea shells, he
couldn’t squat down because of his knee and hip replacement, he said
getting up is a circus for him, he decided to spread his legs apart,
then crotch down to get the shells, he had two bottles of wine, this
lasted about four hours, the next morning he woke up crippled, he said
he could hardly move yesterday. Spice thinks he shouldn’t say picking
up sea shells, as it doesn’t seem like his element. Bubba wondered if
Jennifer called 911, Hogan said she did, Spice said it’ll be a matter
of time before it gets released. Hogan feels as if he’s been out for
too long, he said he’s torn everything in his back. Bubba said that
Loona died, he said she was snorting Oxy Conton, he said her ashes
were spread at Andre’s farm; Hogan said he was there at the funeral,
he was there a time before it. Bubba asked if she had a good run with
Vince, Hogan said she had a pretty good run, he said she was crazy.
Bubba asked about Jim Neidhart getting arrested, we then heard a news
clip about that. Bubba thinks he had a hell of a run, Hogan said he’s
always been intense, he said the first night he met him, he was on a
Bus in Japan in 1978, he was sitting in front of him, he said it’s not
like what they do now, he said Jim talked to him a little. Bubba then
read the article about Jim getting arrested, he thinks Jim was a hard
runner, he thinks he’d be a millionaire, he then asked if he’d be
ready for Vince’s wellness program, Hogan said yes. Bubba asked Hogan
who will handle him when he dies, Hogan said he’ll get cremated, he
said bubba will do what he did with his Dad, Bubba thinks it’s not
written anywhere, he said it could be him taking Bubba, Bubba said he
needs to have some miller Lites, some joints, and it needs to be done
on a jet ski. Hogan said they put a two and a half pound weight and
tied it down, he said it was crazy. Bubba asked him to call him when
he finds out all the information. Hogan apologized for not being able
to meet up with the guys, Bubba told Hogan to thank Jennifer for all
that she’s done for him. Hogan then hit his morphine pump again, Bubba
told him he’d call him later, he then said that if Hogan goes first,
he’ll take Brooke and Nick on Jet Skis to bury Hogan, Ned said it
could be the other way around. Bubba said he donated blood last week,
his blood pressure is 98 over 58, he thinks someone might kill him for
getting hung up on. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Stoning Discussions

Bubba came on saying this must be Ned’s new bit on Hogan, we then
heard “so what I’m The Hulkster” from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 10”,
track 19. David came on, Bubba thinks he was pandering by saying
“Power Pig”, the guy said his lower back is an issue; he then got
Eviled for being an idiot. Dan said he loves the show, he said he
feels bad for Hogan, Bubba said he feels bad for him, he said if
you’re calling the show, at least have some substance, he said people
in Miami are on the verge of flipping to another station. We then
heard a news clip about a church burning copies of the Koran, Bubba
said he’d like it, but he’s not going to participate in that, Spice
said that he respects the balls they have to do that, Manson thinks
they’d get pulled off the air, Bubba said that would be shut down if
they tried that, Brent said this guy is an anti abortionist, Manson
said that we should be burning everything, he thinks we’ve let too
many Muslims into the Country, Bubba thinks it’s not the book, it’s
the people,
Brent said the KKK uses the Bible to justify their actions. Spice said
the peaceful group that is going to Gainesville, it’s not going to
work, Brent said the cops will be out of town. Susan said they don’
have a problem burning our flag, Bubba said this just a shakedown,
Spice said if we were to hold a national Draw Muhammad Day, they’d
freak out. Paul came on, Spice told him to close his door. Paul asked
Brent about the Miami ratings, Bubba thinks you have to really jar
Brent’s mind with that. Jack asked where we start burning books; Bubba
hung up on him a few seconds later. Jim sad we have the right to burn
the Koran, he asked if there’s a difference between Muslims and Muslim
Extremists that caused 9/11. Bubba said that a woman who will be
stoned to death for adultery, as she’s a witto, he doesn’t get how the
Vatican is stepping into help out, we then heard a news clip about
that, Ned said he’d like to see that, bubba thinks they should do a
stoning, Spice after one stone he’d yell a safe word. Dave suggested
they use tennis balls, Ned thinks they should use a bowling ball,
Bubba asked for Brent to look up the rules of stoning, Spice wonders
if you get admonished by the crowd if you miss, he wonders if she
makes noise if she gets it, Bubba thinks she cat calls people while
getting it. Brent sad he was watching a video, the person was buried
neck up, he said that if you live, you get to go, Manson thinks they
have a lottery machine, Bubba doesn’t think that’s the case, he then
got distracted with some music, Brent said that was Arabic music that
came along with the video. Bubba then called up 1800AskBrent, he asked
about getting buried from the neck up, Brent said there are two ways:
if the prisoner is male, they’re buried to the waste, if it’s a
female, they’re buried to the shoulders, the guys think Brent should
do the little laugh at the end of the call, he did it a few times.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – tony Stewart Audio, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page (Twtter.com/BtlsRadio). Bubba thinks while you’re getting stoned,
they don’t play any background music, Spice likes how they get right
up to the person, Bubba thinks 20 yards would be sporty, he then said
that today September 7, 2010, mobile One has signed on to sponsor Tony
Stewart’s car, Brent said he read that on Captain Thunder’s website.
We then heard a clip of tony Stewart winning the race, followed by a
clip of Tony talking while in Victory Lane; bubba likes how Tony
remembered Eric Sonders. We then heard another clip of Tony talking
about the race, Bubba said that after the Michigan race, Kevin Harvick
had the strongest motor, Brent said he was n the mix for the last
race, bubba said he’ll rib Happy for messing up. Chris said her son is
currently over Seas, she asked that we take into consideration for our
men and women over there, Brent said it’s a valid concern. Spice said
he shouldn’t be over there to begin with, he said we’re letting them
win already, Manson said the guy is just doing it for a stunt, Spice
said he wishes it was a different person than this guy. Bubba said
we’ve got a bunch of issues, such as America being pussies, Spice said
one of their bits was censored about that (April 30, 2010), Chris said
they don’ want us there, Manson said that’s was caused the whole thing
from the beginning. Bubba asked how bad it would be if we were to lose
her son, he said the minute we leave, they’ll get back to doing what
they do. Chris said her son was injured, after his injuries healed
they sent him back. Bubba said if we’re going to pussy foot around, we
should just leave, spice sad we look like pussies if we can’t make fun
of Muhammad. Mike in Tarpon wondered if the guy who is burning the
Koran here to flush out sleeper cells, he got the Evil Treatment for
that. John said there’s going to be a new law for divorced Dads, Bubba
said it’s a step in the right direction; he said you’re instantly
thought of as the bad guy when you go into the court room. Eric
suggested the guys stone Tuddle, and use the money made to donate for
the Btls Foundation. Bubba said he’s freaked out, as one of his pots
is sticky, he thinks Dave is going to be mad over this situation. Dave
said he could fix it, he thinks a piece broke off; he said he’ll fix
it. Josh said we haven’t had a Terrorist attack on American soil since
2001, Manson said there was an attack in 1993; he said there was an
eight year period when we weren’t over there. Anet came on to comment
on the Koran, she then got the Evil treatment, Bubba kept her on for a
few seconds, he then goofed on her voice, we then heard some George W.
Bush clips as she talked. Spice thinks the Mosk will get burnt down in
about two days. James came on, Bubba ran him through the Evil
soundboard, Ned asked what he did to deserve that, Bubba said it was
the wrong place at the wrong time. We then heard a news clip about a
guy who exposed himself to a 7 year-old,
Bubba think we’re becoming sicker and sicker, he thinks this guy needs
a stoning at High Noon, he then read some headlines, he thinks a coach
shouldn’t get in trouble for hooking up with a prostitute, Manson
thinks they should offer one of these guys up as a sacrifice. Bubba
then read an article about a guy who allowed a woman to perform oral
sex on him; he got an award the next day for being a Teacher
Achievement award, Spice cracked up at that. Nick said that his kid
brought a Bible and some baseball cards to school, the teacher pulled
him aside, Bubba said it’s separation of church and State, he thinks
the teacher is covering her ass, Spice said all teachers try to cover
their ass. Nick said that if you’re Muslim, you can bring the Koran to
school. We heard “Dueling Der Ders” from “Bubba Show Classics Vol.
11”, track 14 while the guy talked, the guy said you can’ get kids
interested in the Bible, Brent said we’re razing smart kids because of
that. The guys think the kid who did that would get picked on more,
Bubba said he’d bring a pet rock and a Rubik’s cube before a Bible, he
then took a call from a guy who said that after we kill the Muslims,
we should bury them in pig skin, he then hung up on the guy. Damien in
South Florida asked about the guy who wrote the Satanic Bible, Brent
said he just wrote a verse, Bubba thinks the name would be a Russian
porn star, he then asked for no more war stuff. Nathan said he’s sick
of everyone saying they should come home, he said he signed up for it,
Spice said he’d join the army during a time of piece. Bubba read that
Rick Scott has aired his first mudslinging ad, Spice said he’s got a
bunch of money, Bubba said he likes Tara’s new man. We then heard a
news clip about Rick Scott, Manson said that if he’d vote, he’d vote
for Alex, Spice thinks $60,000,000 for Rick Scott is money to burn. We
then heard a commercial for Rick Scott, Spice thinks Rick is like the
A team, as he has a plan. Bubba said that Tara’s new man Tarlick got
fired from his job, he said that he worked at a Radiology place, which
was a big supporter of Bill McCollum, Brent said they recommended
Republicans vote for him, he said what they talked about McCollum was
reported in the news paper. Bubba said that everyone in his family is
afraid of him, Brent said for all the employer knows, he could’ve
voted for bill. Bubba then called up Tarlick, however he got sent to
voicemail, Brent doesn’t think that you can fire someone for Political
reasons, Bubba said this is kind of like what MJ did with Jabberjaw,
he then said they’ll play a tribute package to Robert Schimmel, Brent
said he was awaiting a liver transplant. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Classic Robert Schimmel Interview

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba
said that they had Robert on back in the 98 rock days, he thinks he
died because of his car accident, Spice said Robert’s daughter was
driving; Manson thinks it’s a bummer. Bubba said Robert is talented,
and is dirty. We then heard a clip from March of 2006, where Robert
called into the show. Brent said that Robert is feeling too good,
Robert said that he has a fever, he said that he and his daughter were
on Howard’s show, he said she gave her email address on the show, he
said she got so many emails, the service shut down. Brent said he
talked to Robert’s wife yesterday, Robert said most morning radio is
crap, he said that he’d make her go to the shows with him, he liked
seeing Hooter’s girls playing Twister, he said the show has the most
food he’s ever seen, Bubba said the next time he comes to Tampa,
Robert should swing by, he described some of the stuff they’ve got on
the show, he said they’re trying to do some kind of comedy show.
Robert said he went on tour with Artie Lange, he said Artie was doing
shots on stage, he said he did House of Blues with some guys from the
Stern show; he said you could barely get in. Bubba asked if Robert is
ever nervous, he said no, he said that the Stern show will be roasting
Daniel Carver, he thinks Jesus is black because he was a carpenter, if
he was white he’d be the Forman. Bubba asked Robert who he likes
comedy wise, Robert sad his favorite dead guys are Kinison, Hicks and
Pryor, alive he likes Carlin and Dave Chapelle. Bubba said he was
watching HBO and came across one of Robert’s show, he likes how he
dresses to the nines, Robert said Rodney Dangerfield told him to dress
up, he said when he had cancer, Howard called him all the time, he
once called and had no idea it was live, he was asked if he’d make it
to new Year’s Eve, Howard said that Robin had Anthony Quinn in her
death pool, the guys wished Robert the best of luck and wrapped up
with him. Bubba came back on saying that was from March of 2006, Spice
said it was a morbid phone call. Bubba plugged what he’s got coming
up; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Richard Fabrizi Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Bitch, I Told
You” shirt. We then heard a news clip about a transsexual suing
Jacksonville over not getting medication, Bubba thinks this sounds
like a South Park episode, Spice thinks it sounds like Lesley West, he
said it’s not fooling him. Bubba recapped how Fabrizi deals with code
enforcers, he said Tina Bacon turned him into, he then read a text
from Dr. Dan Diaco saying five days off of hormones won’t do anything,
he thinks that he and Ned would’ve been fooled, he then called up
Fabrizi, he picked up. We then heard Richard’s bumper, Bubba said that
he had to jump through thousands of dollars of hoops, he then asked if
Richard was touching himself, Richard said he was cleaning something,
he said she’s mad because he tore her house down. Bubba asked if he
can have Hayslett step in, he then recapped Fabrizi wrecking Tina
Bacon’s house, Richard said his dock has been in for seven years, he
said they just put floating docs in, Bubba said when he put one in,
Tina walked on Bubba’s property and told the guys to stop, Fabrizi got
on and said that he’d kill them. Bubba said that $4,000 later, he’s
permitted, Spice thinks they should treat it like a boat. Bubba said
they’ve got a total of twelve floating docks, Fabrizi thinks Spice is
on their team. Bubba asked Spice how mad would he be if his neighbors
did something he had to pay for, Spice said he would exhaust every
opportunity, Fabrizi suggested they move forward. Bubba said that
there’s a show at Scene on Friday night, he asked Spice to get a hold
of Richard, he let Richard go a short time later. Robert came on, but
got the Evil treatment after claiming Bubba swindled Tina out of the
house. Steve said they have no legal ground to come on someone’s
property he said after a few years, you can’t prove anything. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page Twitter.com/btlsradio). Bubba took a call from a guy who said
Bubba is the greatest thing since Howard, we then heard some Spanish
bumpers, he played one for the guy, the guy said it doesn’t’ come
clearly on the cell phone. We then heard another one; Bubbas hung up
on the guy for getting the translation wrong. Jim in Sarasota thanked
the guys for helping him out with something, Ned told the guy to go on
the internet and make a diploma, the guy got the Evil treatment for
going too long. Bubba called up 1800AskBrent, Brent came on, Bubba
asked about sending poop cake through the mail as a rib, Brent said
he’s not aware of a law against that, he said he’s never heard of that
happening, he said that Mancow once sent poop to the Howard Stern
studios, Bubba thanked him for that, he thinks you could get in
trouble for sending poop via the mail, Brent said there used to be a
website where you could send dog crap. We then heard a 911 call about
the Discovery Channel shooter, Spice said at least the guy who caused
the problem got killed, he thinks the 911 calls weren’t all that
exciting. We then heard a news clip about Poop cake at a Post office,
Bubba doesn’t like how they’re corning it up, he said he’d like real
cake, Ned thinks it’s a cake shaped like poop, he then booed the
story, Spice said the second it’s not real poop, he’s out. We then
heard a news clip about a Pit bull attacking a Grandma, Bubba said
he’s glad they saved those stories for the last segment; Spice thinks
the dog is methed out. We then heard “Pit Bulls Are Crazed” from
“Bubba Show Classics Volume 14”, track 13. They then ended the sow a
few seconds later.