Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Call screening computer hit with virus?

Bubba started off with “Only God Knows why” as bumper music. Bubba is
pissed that the call screening computer has a virus, Dave thinks it’ll
take him about three hours to get fixed; he said it was probably a
porno site. Bubba said he wants the cal screening computer to be used
just for that, he said if it’s used for anything else, whoever is
doing it will be fired automatically. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Pantera’s web history discussed, emails, Bubba rails
against the Catholic Church

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas® contest, then into “Only the Good Die Young” as bumper
music. Bubba asked the guys if they watched football last night, Spice
and Manson said they watched a little bit of it, Bubba said he had a
horrible week of football; he then recapped some sports scores, Spice
thinks it’s a tall order for the Angels to get in the World Series.
Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show for this week.
Bubba said the call screener computer is down, he said he wouldn’t
feel comfortable going to a porno site on such a public forum. Spice
said he’s not throwing Al-kida under the bus, but he’s been to some of
his wrestling sites, which are notorious for porn banners. Bubba asked
Pantera if he’s gone to porn sites on the computer, he said it’s for
guests, he said he’s not getting excited in that area, Spice said he
had no idea how many people like to look at that stuff. Spice said he
has a print out of all the websites visited by the computer, Bubba
said the guy likes to go to a lot of sites. Bubba ran down the
websites the computer went through. Dave said they’ve got virus
software on every computer, he thinks someone clicked on something to
download something, Bubba thinks Al-kida is a jackass. Bubba went over
Pantera’s history, Pantera said he checks various things, Bubba
wonders what he got on EBay, Pantera said he gets CDS. Bubba asked him
about red hot sex, Pantera said it’s for gimmicks, Bubba thinks he was
a busy beaver a few days ago, he likes how it’s show related, he
didn’t know what fark.com was, Pantera said it’s for show research.
Bubba thinks Pantera should do his Ebay-ing on his own time, Manson
joked he was going to use line one, but it was always on a wrestling
site. Bubba said he’s going to beat Al-kid’s ass tomorrow, he said if
they catch you looking at porn, you could be fired on the spot. Bubba
said the guys on the show have porn passes, he wonders if they should
give Twenty-five one, the guys decide to give him one. Bubba wonders
what kind of stuff Big Dick is into, Bubba wants a history report on
Big Dick and Miller, Dave said he could do it. Bubba wonders how many
computers do they have at the show, Dave said they’ve got about 26,
Bubba thinks he’s getting triple screwed, Manson thinks it would drive
him insane. Bubba thinks keeping your light on while not in the office
is about $1800 a month, Bubba said it drives him nuts when he sees the
bills every month. The first email of the day asked Bubba about Hallow
Scream, Bubba said it’s a hell of a show, Manson said it’s a pretty
fun time, Spice suggested a Thursday or Sunday night show. Another
emailer really enjoyed the “In my life” segment. Another emailer
thinks bubba should do a sticker tour stop. Another emailer said she
has kankels; she attached a picture, the guys crack up when Bubba read
the line about her feet not being able to bend. The emailer is
thankful she isn’t in a wheelchair; Spice thinks she looks like a
freak. Bubba said Dr. Dan diaco has done a ankle reduction, Bubba
thinks Brent would go insane over this situation, he thinks she looks
really cute, Spice said she’s cute from the waste up. Bubba said he’s
got a hand written note from someone who referenced a comment made by
the show about catholic priests, Spice likes how priests listen to the
show, Manson doesn’t like it. Bubba said he’s simply giving the
listeners an opinion, the emailer said he feels for the priest, Bubba
said he does say stuff like that, he said you don’t settle unless your
guilty, he said the Catholic church has settled for billions of
dollars, Brent said it’s institutional in the Catholic church. Bubba
said he’s sorry he picked up the newspaper and read something out of
it. The emailer wonders if Bubba got thrown off the air, Bubba doesn’t
like the guy forgiving him. Bubba went through the articles he’s got
lined up for today, Brent said there’s no shortage of stories, we then
heard the “Say good night to the bad guy” clip, Bubba thinks he can
throw this stuff away, he read some headlines, Manson read through
some headlines he had, Bubba doesn’t get how their the bad guys, Brent
said there’s a five thousand page report, Bubba said if he played any
of his Catholic bits, it would be his one-way ticket out of there,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas® contest, then into some Led Zeppelin as bumper music. Bubba
said he’s got a bunch of calls on hold. Jay said the scary thing we
hear about, imagine what’s going on in South America, Bubba said
that’s the big thing for years. Dan asked Bubba what he knows about
the Arbitron ratings, Bubba told him to fairly listen to the radio
stations, he’s afraid it’ll pick up sound, Bubba said each radio
station sends out a silent tone that notifies Arbitron what station
you happen to have on, he said it’s like the child touching of radio,
he can’t discuss it. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked for the
difference between an adult entertainment star and a porn star, Spice
said it’s kind of a gray area. We then heard Manson’s “Catholic Alter
boys” from “Bubba show classics Vol. 4”, track 13, parody of
“California Girls” by The Beach Boys. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Columbian match discussions, Peter from the St. Petersburg
Catholic Church calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “Bubba
Wonka” set. Bubba thinks they hit over 18,000 followers on Twitter.
Bubba said he wants someone to help him out with his iPhone. Bubba
said he’s the spokes person for Colombian-match.com, Bubba wants to do
a dating game with Tom the Treeman and Pantera, they’ll tell the girls
that Tom and Pantera are successful business men, he’s looking for the
wild ones who don’t like Columbia, he read from the site, he thinks
Tom will be able to figure it out, Manson said he needs a translator
when Tom talks. Bubba asked Pantera if he’d do it, Pantera said he
would, he wouldn’t want to go with the marriage aspect, Pantera thinks
he has nothing to offer, Bubba thinks she gets turned on seeing him
flopping on the ground, he thinks Tom and Pantera couldn’t get a girl
who looks like Janessa Brazil. Bubba took a call from a guy asking
about tickets, Bubba said they’ll be doing it. Bubba took a call from
a guy who said he’s been there and done that, his lasted two days and
that was it. Bubba took a call from Peter in the St. Petersburg
Catholic Church who said he’s concerned, he thinks it’s the biggest
bonor in his career. Bubba said there have been priests that have been
sent to prison; Brent named a priest who got killed while in prison.
Bubba said the last place Tyler will be going to will be a Catholic
Church, Ned thinks peter’s phone is in the pocket of an altar boy.
Bubba said he can accept Jesus through another church, peter said
Jesus doesn’t recognize John the Baptist’s followers, Ned yelled for
Peter to shut the dog up, Bubba thinks the dog is just there for a
lookout, Bubba said you don’t settle when you’ve done anything wrong.
Peter asked Bubba to watch his language, Bubba told him to watch his
draws, Bubba asked him how many days has Peter been on trial, Peter
said none. Bubba asked him how many times has his church settled on
child molestation charges, he threw it over to Brent, Peter said he
doesn’t want to listen to a man with a drinking problem, he told Brent
they offer counseling. Bubba asked Peter to pray for them, which he
did a few seconds later; Bubba thinks Peter just likes saying bonor
and Jesus. Peter asked if Tyler is getting a Catholic education, Bubba
said Tyler will never go to a Catholic Church education. Bubba told
Peter that there’s a saying “if you take your six year-old to a
Catholic church, he’ll have a sore ass.” Peter said he’s never tried
harder to reach out to a man in his life, the guys cracked up at this;
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Caller molested by Dad replay, Edge calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Breast
Cancer awareness shirt. Bubba said he’s about to play one of the
greatest phone calls they’ve ever had. A guy called in and said his
Dad had touched him back in the day; they got his Dad on to discuss
it. Bubba thinks the call’s quality will be horrible. In the clip,
Brian said his Dad molested him, he said his health isn’t doing so
great, he wonders if he should pull the plug. Bubba hopes the guy is
real. Brian said he discovered he was gay when he was ten, Manson
thinks it can’t be done, which is when the molestation started, he
found out he was 100% gay when he was 12, he said his Dad gave him
oral. Bubba asked him if he told anyone, Brian said he told his youth
pastor, Bubba thinks that’s a problem, Spice thinks the timeline is
off, Ned suggested the guy pull the plug. Brian said it stopped when
he was 17, Bubba wonders how he could even do that. Brian said his Mom
never believed him; Bubba thinks the guy is too calm. Spice said he
would file charges, Bubba thinks he’s using it as an excuse. Brian
said his Mom was emotional, as her husband was a popular Christian DJ,
Bubba thinks the guy is faking it. Spice said he thinks the guy should
wish his Dad dies of natural causes. Brian said if bubba got his Dad
on, he wouldn’t want to be on, he said his Mother and Father never got
married. Bubba said he’ll be Brian’s spokesperson, Spice talked to
him, he said that he knows his son; Brian was on the other line
freaking out. Bubba said Brian wants to say hello to his Dad. Bubba
came on and patched them on. Bubba told Melvin he’s concerned for his
health, Melvin said he’s doing much better. Bubba recapped the story,
Melvin said it’s a bunch of crap, he asked they talk about something
else. Melvin said the guys know nothing about it, Bubba told him he
couldn’t leave something like that alone. Spice called back and told
him they were off the air, he asked him if it’s true, Brian said it
was, Spice told Melvin he thinks he’s a horrible man. Bubba wants to
get Brian’s mom on the phone; Brian said no, Bubba thinks this whole
situation is twisted. Bubba asked Brian if there’s anything he can do
to get him help professionally, Bubba advised him to stay out of the
church, Manson told him to stay away from his Dad, he offered to pay
for it. Bubba asked Brian to take the help he’s giving him; he said
he’s not qualified. Bubba came back and said it’s probably one of the
craziest calls they’ve ever gotten, Spice said he feels bad for
doubting him. Bubba took a call from a guy who said he’s had problems
with the Catholic Church; he said it broke up his marriage. Bubba took
a call from a woman who asked if it was a live show or a recording,
she thinks the call was insane. Bubba took a call from a guy who said
he was an electrician for the St. Petersburg Catholic church; he said
it changed his opinion. He said they imported Italian marble that ran
about $100,000, he wonders how much could it feed, he was disgusted by
it. Bubba said thinks he has Edge on the phone, Bubba thinks he’ll be
returning. Bubba played Edge’s intro music; Spice thinks he has this
on his iPod. Bubba thinks you have to let it kick in, Edge said that’s
his alarm clock in the morning. Bubba asked him how tweaked he is,
Edge said it wasn’t fun, he said it was one of the most painful
injuries he’s ever had. Spice said that if it snaps, it rolls up into
your calf; Edge said if you’re lucky it tears, his shredded, he said
it was really expensive, Bubba said all the guys go to Andrews. Edge
asked about Favre, Bubba said he’ll be a Packer fan for life, he likes
how Favre has come back; Edge said he calls himself a hozer, which is
a Canadian version of a redneck. Edge said growing up; he was a big
Hulk Hogan guy. Bubba wonders how many people grew up admiring Hogan,
only to do a tag team match with him. Spice asked about the people
Edge liked growing up, only to be disappointed; Edge said almost
everyone has been really cool, he thinks Gator didn’t like him. Edge
said Brett Hart cracked the door for him with WWE. Bubba asked him if
he was at WWE last night, Edge said he’s at home resting, Bubba thinks
he’s getting old. Bubba likes how Edge has been smart with his money;
Edge said his one rule of thumb is to never buy it unless he has it in
the bank. Bubba said the Canadian triple threat they have down in
Florida are him, Christian and Jericho, Bubba said they’re really
smart with their money, Bubba thinks Christian is on Twitter every
sixteen minutes. Bubba asked about the redhead Edge was with, Edge
said he’s used to dealing with blondes, he said she’s going for her
degree in special education, Bubba joked that she gets practice by
living with Edge. Bubba asked Edge about his first big injury, Bubba
thinks Christian is wirier than Edge is. Edge said his latest injury
was during a match against Jeff Hardy, Edge said they ended up ringing
the bell, Ned and the guys booed a little, they yelled out some stuff,
Edge was laughing at this. Bubba hopes Jeff gets through his latest
issues, Edge said Jeff is a nice guy; Bubba thinks the sport needs
Jeff. Bubba asked him about his contract, Edge thinks June of next
year, he said he’s a home grown guy, he likes competition, he said WWE
is the NFL of wrestling, Bubba likes the product Vince puts on. Spice
asked about Shane McMahon retiring, Edge said he was surprised, he
thinks it has to be hard to work with Vince and be his son. Bubba said
he’s talked to Vince several times, even non business like he’s
intimidating, he said he’s only seen Vince let his guard down on two
people – Undertaker and Hogan. Bubba asked about Christian, Edge said
him going to ecw was a good move. Bubba asked about Cena, Edge said
he’s a work horse. Bubba said Randy Orten is a great worker, Edge said
it’s like watching a horror movie. Bubba asked about Leda, Edge said
she got out of the business. Spice wonder how much do the divas get,
Edge said he doesn’t know. Bubba asked Edge about the movie The
Wrestler, he said some of the sequences weren’t very realistic. Bubba
said when you come back from a match, they don’t gather around you.
Bubba asked Edge the last independent match, Edge said it was 1995, he
recounted a story where he was in Japan, and the announcer called his
team the Canadian hockey, as they couldn’t say the R sound right.
Bubba asked Deal or no Deal, he said the girls are kind of hot; he
isn’t getting a chance to talk with them. Bubba asked Edge what he’ll
do later on; Edge said he’s thinking about getting a house in North
Carolina, Spice thinks Edge looks like one of the cavemen in the GEICO
commercials. Bubba likes how Edge wrote his own book; Edge said he was
inspired by Mick Foley. Bubba asked Edge what it was like working with
Kurt angle, Edge said it was great. Bubba likes how in Edge’s first
match; he really knocked a dude out. Bubba asked Edge who he’d put
over, Edge said Christian. Bubba thanked Edge for coming on, Edge he’s
got the hotline number, Bubba wished him the best of luck, Bubba said
he’s really smart with his money. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Train horns, Eminem’s new single

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas® contest. We then heard Sticks as bumper music. Bubba said he
just bought a new horn, ned and Spice think an instrument, Bubba said
no, it’s for his truck, he said the horn is ten times louder than the
last one. Bubba fished around to pick the next day’s bumper music, it
landed on Ned. Spice wonders if he can get one of those horns in his
car, Bubba told Spice to go to hornblasters.com, Bubba really likes
it. Spice said he’s taking off his head phones for this, Bubba played
a sample, Ned said he’d love to have one on his kit car. Bubba went
through some more, Manson said it doesn’t’ translate to well, Bubba
wonders if he can one like at the hockey games, ned thinks one of them
sounds like a donkey getting raped. Bubba took a call from a guy who
said he was at WWE in Jacksonville last night, Jericho hit a bus as he
was living, Bubba said it’s not an issue. Bubba took a call from a guy
who asked about the train horns, Bubba hung up on him. Bubba said this
is the new Eminem, he wonders if it comes out soon, Spice isn’t
impressed; bubba thinks it’s all the same. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Dave Moore calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Roadhouse blues” as bumper music.
We then heard Dave Moore’s bumper, Bubba thinks it’s quite the
buildup. Dave said they should’ve won the game, he said it gets to a
point where you think you can win. Dave said the NFL is different than
college. Manson thinks the schedule is going to be a problem, Dave
said they’re going over to London. Spice wonders how badly will Tampa
lose, Dave said Tom Brady will be able to take advantage of the
Buccaneers. Dave thinks the Giants were one of the greatest teams the
Buccaneers ever played. Brent said New Orleans brought in a new
tackle, Dave said they require seven guys in coverage, he thinks
they’re worn out. Bubba asked if Favre will wake up, Dave said you
should look at his numbers in the last few years. Bubba wonders about
fisher, Dave said it’s going to be ugly. Dave said it’s tough to play
hot all season, Spice thinks we don’ have any hope. Spice wonders if
it’s a good move for us to get rid of Gains Adams, Dave said he’s like
Simian Rice. Bubba asked how long the flight to London will be, Dave
said he’s trying not to think about it, he thinks it will be
seven-eight hours, Spice thinks Dave should be traded. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – news clips about hnic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
Wonka” set. We then heard “rocky Mountain Way” as bumper music. We
then heard a clip from last Tuesday’s show, where Bubba and Brent made
a bet on the jets game, Bubba said he owes Brent fifty, Bubba said
he’ll pay him tomorrow. Bubba said the guy who wrote the Adams family
died yesterday, Spice thinks the Adams Family had a short run. Bubba
said they’re getting a ton of press over Kathleen Ford’s hnic comment.
We then heard a news clip about that, Manson said he has a problem
with her denying it. We then heard another news clip about that, Bubba
said he had to fight Jay in order to get this. Bubba said he’s
offended by her running away from the issue, Spice said she has to
stick with the story. Bubba thinks this issue cooked her goose. Manson
said she didn’t slip up, she knew what it ment, she’s caught in a lie.
We then heard another news clip about the issue, Bubba is bummed out
that Reggie didn’t say nigger, Ned volunteered to say it, Bubba told
him not to say anything about it. Bubba thanked the Richmond listeners
for getting them in fourth place; Bubba messed up and played Brent’s
in my life sounder, cutting the music off. He fired back up again, we
then heard the Say good night to the bad guy clip, then the Brent clip
a couple of times, They then ended the show a few seconds later.