Tuesday, March 15, 2011

March 15th, 2011 by Staff

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Recap by Blind Lawrence:
Segment 1

Bubba started by congratulating Britney Murphy as the Facebook fan of
the day, he then said he needs to get better with Facebook, he then
asked that he be verified on Twitter, he then talked about Mike
Skinner being on the show today. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes For Badges.
Bubba came on plugging Bikes for Badges, the ride will start at 10:00
at Jim’s Harley Davidson, he then asked how long Dave Rice is in town
for, Jabberjaw came on saying Dave will be in until Friday, Bubba said
he took Jabberjaw, Twenty-five, Cocoa and Jimmy to lunch, he said he
didn’t get a chance to hear RadioIO.com. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes For Badges.
Bubba thinks Spice has his glow sticks out with the selected music, he
then said that Cocaine is making a comeback, he said he can only
imagine what it’s like if he had Cocaine. The first email of the day
thinks Bubba is out of his mind with the golden ticket, saying it was
the best news he’s ever heard. Bubba said that since they’re brand
new, they’re going to have issues, as no one has ever attempted
anything like this. Another email said that some people go to Florida
about once a month to get pills; Bubba said he’s never seen a Governor
go to the Federal level so quickly. Another email said they’re an
internet radio owner, the emailer thanked Bubba for what he’s done
with it. Another email had a chicken dip update, two tubs of chicken
dip purchased at a Food Lion in Jacksonville. Another email said
they’ll be donating some stuff to the Btls Foundation. The last email
of the day said the last nfl contract was pro player, Bubba said that
the shelf life of players is the worst; he thinks the money should be
guaranteed. Charles in West Virginia said he’s an old Satellite radio
listener, he said he’s been listening to the show on hold for the past
few days, Bubba said he can’t let the guy hold on and hear something
other people are paying for. A guy called in with a question for
1800AskBrent, the guy asked about our guys over there, Brent said the
Military is reporting minimum damage, and no deaths. Bubba said that
the players are now looking for a draft boycott, Spice said there’s no
way he’d do that. they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Glen Beck, Bubba on Channel 10

Bubba came on saying he likes this song, Spice said it’s a group
called “Cage The Elephant”, Ned thinks the guy has a mouth full of
something. Bubba plugged Spice’s appearance at the Penthouse tomorrow
night; he’ll be hosting the Amateur Pole Dancing contest. We then
heard a news clip about Hydra lacey JR’s wife looking for a new house,
he then said that James Bane is still getting the run around, he said
James is a very nice man, he thinks they’re a little close to the
situation with Hydra’s ex. Bubba took some calls from some listeners
in regards to if they should or shouldn’t help out, he said that she
harbored Hydra in the past, she also purchased the gun for Hydra to
protect himself, the guys think if she’s cleared of all charges, then
she’d get a new house. If found guilty, then she should go to prison.
Bubba said that his inside sources say that she moved the ladder, and
led him to the attic. The results came in at 11-1 in favor of not
building her a new house. Bubba then said that Glen Beck is saying
that the Earthquake in Japan was a message from God; Spice said he was
having a hard time figuring out who Glen Beck is. Bubba said it’s all
a big Friday night pep rally with God, he said the show is far better
than anything Glen Beck has ever done, he then said he’s not sure if
their format works, he then said that Glen is just using God, Spice
thinks it’s an inner struggle with Beck, Manson thinks he says the
first thing to get the hardcore God people to follow him, he’ll then
back off. Bubba isn’t sure if Glen Beck even believes in God, he said
he only cares about if you’re a good or bad person, he said for the
most part, they’re like slippery eels, you can’t get a hold of them,
he thinks our media is controlled by a bunch of Glen Becks, he thinks
most men are like them, but don’t have the forum to talk to people, he
then said they should market the show as “The Anti Glen Beck Show”.
Jennifer in Orlando said that her Uncle is a pastor; she stopped
attending his church after he said the Tsunami was just God coming.
John said he used to listen to Glen Beck a long time ago, he said he’s
fed up with him now. Bubba thinks that rather than saying “God did
it”, but rather that things just happened.
We then heard a news clip about a former cop who admitted to molesting
2-300 kids, Bubba thinks the guy should be diss emboweled, he then
thanked Channel 10 for their story on him, he said there’s no amount
of time where you can be rehabilitated if you’re a kid toucher, he
then said that he’s not bragging with his channel 10 story, he said it
shows his home life, he said there’s a clip of him on a bicycle. We
then heard the news clip about that, Bubba said the printed story has
a little more than the video, Spice thinks the music in the clip
should be the new “Bring It On Bubba” segment, he said he can’t
believe how lame Bubba’s life is. Bubba likes when the ankers
mentioned the other guys on the show, he then stopped the clip when
the anker said the new studio is about 8,000 square feet, Bubba said
that will be on hold, he said he’d like to get a woman’s perspective
on the segment. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges.
Bubba said that 10-12 years ago, he did Lasik correction, he’s noticed
that at night things get blurry, he went to Dr. Uptagraph, saying it
was dry eyes, we then heard a tymbal for him, Spice said his Mom went
to him, she hasn’t had a problem. Shannon said the segment was
wonderful; she met Bubba about 15 years ago at a CD signing. David
said the piece came across nice,
Bubba said he’s been blessed. Ramón said the piece showed Bubba that
he takes care of his family. Brooke said the piece was great, Bubba
said it’s sad that Dayton canceled them; he thinks that might be a
windfall. Paul in Braington said Bubba has a nice house, his wife
didn’t get the paper plates, Bubba said that’s how they are; Manson
said he always uses paper plates. Kim in Sarasota said she heard Bubba
on Cowhead’s show, she thinks the conversation with Dinah wasn’t all
that great, Bubba said that was just for the show, he said if he
would’ve done that on his show, it would’ve been more real. Katy said
that Bubba’s kids are cute, saying she loves the show. Bubba said that
finally something is making sense, we then heard a news clip about
state prisoners being banned from smoking while in prison. Bubba said
that Gilbert Gottfried got fired from Afflack, Spice said he loses
gigs so many times, he then read from some of Gilbert’s tweets, Manson
thinks Gilbert lost his job over bad jokes, Spice thinks the voice
makes it worthwhile. Pete came on saying something, the guys wonder if
he’s Japanese, he then said Artie is coming to Sarasota on April 7,
Brent said he’ll check it out. Manson said it’s Artie Fletcher who
will be in town. We then heard a news clip about Medicinal Marijuana,
Bubba thinks we should open it up. We then heard Manson’s “Sensamilla
Street” from “Bubba Wanna Corndog?” disc 1 track 4, “Bubba Show
classics Vol. 7” track 15, and “Manson’s Greatest its” track 18. In
the bit, Kermit and Big bird pass a joint, and screw up their ABCs in
the process. We then heard a news clip about a woman who smuggled a
monkey in her bra, bubba thinks that’s the problem with our society,
he then goofed on her. We then heard Manson’s “Bad Monkey” from
“bubba’s new And Misc Hits Vol. 9” track 1, and “The Clemulus Package”
disc 1 track 7, followed by “Eyes Ripped Off Her Face” from “Bubba’s
new and Misc Hits Vol. 9” track 8, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 2,
track 5.

Segment 6 – Mike Skinner Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges.
Bubba said that d Graziano is back in the news, Bubba then explained
who Frank Caruso is, he said the guy had a huge problem with the show
(May 18, 2009), he said that no one talks like gangsters anymore. We
then heard a news clip about a Columbine like plot, Spice said if you
look at the picture of the kid, he looks like someone who would do
that. We then heard a news clip about a kid who shot at a cop. Ike
Skinner came on, he then talked about Fan Zone tomorrow night, he said
he’s not a big deal anymore. Bubba thinks they got screwed from a
technicality, Mike said he raced in Phoenix recently as well as in
Vegas, he then said in the Cup series, they get if you don’t win all
the races. Bubba asked about trucks and cars, Mike said the trucks
have 200 pounds of more power. Bubba asked about if Tony had changed,
Mike said tony is a friend of his, he felt his pain when he lost.
Bubba asked about the golf stuff, Mike said anything you spend, you
get more than that back, a helicopter will drop a ball, the person
closest to the landing spot will get $1000. Bubba said a bunch of
great people will be at Daytona Speedway tomorrow night, Mike said he
loves doing Bubba’s show. Bubba thinks his mouse is messed up, as it’s
not visible. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Ash Wednesday Filibuster”,
followed by “Living On The Edge” by Aerosmith. We then heard a news
clip about a guy who left his kid in the house, while he pretended to
be a ninja, Bubba thinks the guy should have his kids taken away from
him. Bubba said that Lyndsey Lohan going to court, Bubba said that if
the jury finds her guilty, she’ll be sent to jail, Brent said that
remanded immediately means that she’ll be taken to jail right after
the trial. Bubba went back to the South Carolina cop shooting, the
guys goofed on the reporter, Bubba thinks the guy looks like Big Gay
Al from “South park”, Spice said it’s hard to focus on the story
without getting distracted by the lisp. Natasha in Georgia said that
there’s a bill that says if a miscarriage happens, you could be held
liable, Brent thinks the bill won’t pass. Natasha said that she’s had
four miscarriages; she said that she’s putting herself through
college. Bubba said that miscarriages don’t happen enough, he thinks
it’s nature’s way of birth control, he thinks the minute your
pregnant, the social workers should give you a competency test, the
guys cracked up when he screwed the word up, Ned thinks Bubba would
fail the test. Lili in Orlando said she’s met a lot of men who don’t
have a soul, she then she’s gone on some dates with some guys who are
like that. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bikes For Badges”,
followed by “Jesus VS Allah” from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 6”, track
10. Jason in Indiana said it’s good to talk to Bubba, saying it’s
better than Bob and Tom, he said he caught his wife cheating on him,
Bubba thinks it would make sense to do it on RadioIO.com. Spice
wondered if the guy is dating Bree Olson, the guy said after it
happened, they called it quits. Bubba told the guy to hold on; he
thinks the guy could be telling a story. They then ended the show a
few seconds later.

2 Responses

  1. Matt from Sanibel

    Hydra Lacy’s ex-wife wants a free house? After she helped him hide in the attic so’s he could kill cops? We’ve already heard “hells no,” but how’s about this? If Joe Waller thinks Lacy was so righteous, why doesn’t he yell “STAND UP for Hydra Lacy’s wife!!” and have the Uhurus or Uruhus buy her a house?

    Still cannot believe anybody, black or white, would name their kid after Captain America villians (“HYDRA”?).

  2. Tim b

    It would be nice to have links to an archive of blind lawrences show recaps at least the last weeks worth.

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