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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – TNA, Tattoos

The show started off with some Bruce Hornsby as bumper music, Bubba
said that he needs a pick me up, as he didn’t get to bed until 12:40,
he thinks Spice will hate on the footage, Spice said he didn’t know
what Bubba was talking about, Brent said he missed it, as he was in
bed by 7, Bubba wishes he could be Brent, Manson said he missed it.
Spice said that TNA came out strong, he liked hearing the crowd chant
“Hall is Wasted”, Bubba thinks the guys would like to hang out with
RVD, he said he really loves Kevin Nash, Brent said that Kevin was
really good friends with Andrew. Bubba said he can’t say enough nice
things about Al from Skin Industries, Spice said you can find that
stuff anywhere. Bubba said Skin is a great product, Ned yelled “Ned
Dragons” a few times, Spice thinks Ned is really on top of it. Bubba
wondered when the last day to sign up for the “NC Double D’s” is,
Brent said Thursday. Bubba said a sexy tattoo by a woman can be
smaller and hidden, Ned said he likes the one right near the pubic
hair, Spice thinks he’s seen it all, he said if he sees tiger paws, he
backs off. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, Dan Rather audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Tiffany Rice, then into “American Band” as bumper music.
Bubba said he could program a classic rock station, he then went on to
go over some birthdays, he then read some emails, he wonders why some
shows are allowed to have a civil war with him, he finds it very
disturbing, Spice thinks they want the rub, Bubba said he’s real and
doesn’t skirt from stuff like this, Spice said no one is listening to
that kind of stuff, Bubba thinks management should step in, he wonders
if 350 channels are part of the problem, Brent said yes. Another
emailer asked for the Peter Max recipe. JP asked if Bubba will be
going to the Gator Nationals show, Bubba said he has mixed emotions,
he said he has half a mind to do nothing. The guy said that Kurt Bush
will be there, he said he’ll be driving. We then heard a clip of Dan
Rather on the Chris Matthews show, where Rather said Obama couldn’t
sell watermelons, Spice thinks it’s tied in to the African Americans,
Manson thinks it’s an old saying, Brent said Chris got himself in
trouble, he said Dan covered Vietnam with bullets flying. Bubba said
that the Leech Challenge is on BubbaRaw.com, he said it’s the first
stunt where Tom had to go to the doctor, he then plugged Spice’s
appearance at Bliss in Clearwater, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – TNA Audio, Sarah Palin discussions, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Unity in the
Community, then into “When Duvs Cry” as bumper music. Bubba plugged
what they’ve got coming up on the show for the week, including: Tucker
Carlson, REO Speed Wagon, Dr. Joe Saturley, and some skaters. We then
heard a clip from TNA, the announcers identify that Hogan is on his
way to ring, Bubba’s name can be heard over the noise, Spice thinks
Bubba is really powerful, Bubba thinks nine guys couldn’t hold Hogan
back, Spice goofed on Bubba, Bubba wasn’t sure what the crowd was
chanting, he thinks the backstage stuff could be a show, he then
questions if he should say something that happened, he thinks he
should Price is right it, we then heard the music to the show (this is
used when Bubba wants to say something to the guys). Manson thinks
it’s all about looking out for your family, Bubba said your family can
say anything to you, he then said Hogan got ready to go, he had a big
camel toe going on, Brooke pointed it out, everyone cracked up, he
thinks they really healed Sting out, Spice thinks Hogan’s foo is out
of control, Manson thinks the baseball bat should be illegal, Bubba
liked the Bubba Army sign, Spice thinks Tom should dish out some swag,
Bubba thinks they should do it. Manson thinks the cops should be
called, Spice is bummed out that Bubba was eating a hotdog, while his
best friend was getting beat up. We then heard a clip of bubba telling
Hogan to stop, Hogan said this is the biggest night in TNA history,
Spice thinks the crowd was chanting “fire Bubba” in the background,
Bubba rewound it, he cracked up when he heard it, Spice thinks Hogan
needs separation with his camel toe. Bubba told Earl that everyone
needs a second chance; he said he got a second chance in radio, Ned
chanted “Fire Bubba”, he then apologized for doing that. Hogan told
Earl he needs to not get in his business, Bubba thinks Hogan is
frazzled, Manson thinks he just wants to go home, Bubba thinks Hogan
wants a Miller Lite, he said this isn’t what TNA had in mind, Spice
thinks it would be ridiculous to go to Orlando just for a line, he
thinks they should’ve called Bubba at home. Brent wonders how many
times do they have to disrespect Bubba, Spice said Bubba is like the
kid at kickball on the sidelines, Manson told him to st under a tree.
Bubba said that Palin is saying that God wrote notes on his hand, the
guys disagree, Manson said that Jesus wrote notes on his hands, but it
didn’t work out. Bubba thought that Jesus and God were different, he
said he’d like to be that guy, Manson said Bubba is like God, Spice
doesn’t think so, Bubba said he’s so God like, they wrote him out of
the show, he said he can’t wait to have Tucker on tomorrow, he thinks
she’s the Danica Patrick of politics, Manson thinks it won’t be too
far off from voting in a Hooter’s waitress. Bubba wonders if Palin
even has a job, Manson said she’s making a bunch of money. Bubba said
that if you work on Monday, you’re getting paid, Spice thinks she
should be honest, Bubba thinks he’s more qualified than Palin is.
Brent said the stuff she wrote on her hands was so elementary; she
still would’ve gotten heat for it. Bubba wonders just how Religious is
Palin, as she had someone dig up a quote for her, he thinks you should
already know about stuff like that. Brent said they had to pipe in the
laughter and the applause, as she was bombing on Leno’s show. Jim in
St. Augustine said he’d like to defend Palin, he wonders why we’re
looking for the smooth candidate, Bubba said he’s got a lot of respect
for some Republicans, he wondered if the guy was taking a bath, Manson
thinks he was making Republican Cool-aide, he think selling your plane
is pandering, he thinks if you can’t recap the last few magazines
you’ve read is a problem, he wondered what the guy was doing, Jim said
that he was walking around, he hung up a few seconds after that.
Manson thinks she’s an opportunist, Bubba thinks she’s the worst to
come along, he said he would take Carter over her, he thinks she’s the
dumbest politicians, Manson said he doesn’t like her followers. Bill
thinks maybe she’s bright enough to make a whole lot of money, Bubba
said she quit her first job, he understands if you can suspend your
job if you’re selected as VP, Brent said she went to six different
colleges to get a degree, Bubba said it all depends on how good you
are on the air, and if you can garner ratings, he said it goes back to
Manson’s statement earlier, he wonders what made her an expert on
anything, Manson said that Obama can talk a good game, he said Palin
has no chance of being elected President or Vice President. April said
that Palin is not a representative of female elected officials, she
said she’s had a hard time watching her grow in popularity, Bubba said
he’s going to support Alex Sink, he said Palin is like Rhonda Storms,
he said he’d like to stab himself in the eye with a rusty butter knife
when he sees her, he thinks she’s a panderer. April said that she’s
running for Hillsborough county Schools, Bubba asked for her
information. Mark wondered if Crist is doing the same thing, Brent
said Charlie isn’t quitting, he said she should’ve gone for Ted
Stevens’s seat. Manson said he doesn’t care about electing officials,
he said Donna is disgusted over that stuff. Bubba wondered if they’ve
ever voted for different people, Manson said yes. We then heard
“McCaine’s Vetting Process” from “bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 6”,
track 2, “The Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 12, and “Political CD”,
track 11, then into “White Trash Girl” from “Bubba’s New and Misc hits
Vol. 6”, track 4, “the Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 22, and
“Political CD”, track 24. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 4 – Palin on the Tonight Show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Ned’s 12 Inch Meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce)”. We then heard some Sugar Ray as
bumper music, he asked to get the audio of Palin on Leno’s show, he
read that a guy and his wife flew to Los Angeles to see Palin on Leno,
saying that NBC dubbed in the sound during Palin’s appearance, Spice
wonders what the guy’s ammunition is, Manson thinks it would’ve come
out by now, Spice said that the audience is full of rubes who laugh at
Jay’s jokes. Bubba read that some people were groaning and booing,
even dead silence, Manson said she was telling bad jokes, Brent thinks
they smoothed Jay’s jokes over, Manson said it’s hard to tell, he
thinks it was canned, Bubba thinks it’s kind of a mass, he said audio
is their business, he thinks audience reaction isn’t like that, he
said the networks have really good laugh tracks, Manson thinks NBC is
doing that to make themselves look better. Bubba thinks people can’t
laugh the same way every time; Manson thinks if she’s making an anti
Whitehouse joke, you might get half of the audience liking it. Brent
said on Bill Marh’s show, they boo him, Bubba thinks they should pull
the audio of Denzel doing stand-up at Bubbapalooza Jacksonville
(December 6, 2008), he thinks it’s dubbed in, as the whistle was only
in the right channel, he said you can only have the audience left and
right if it was either recorded that way, or in post production. We
then heard the portion where the guy whistles, Spice said he heard it,
Bubba asked him to put only his right headphone on, he heard it.
Manson thinks they should hire in new sound editors, Bubba wondered
why the whistler wasn’t featured on her next joke, he thinks she has
really good timing, he said she’s able to shotgun stuff, he thinks
it’s Carson like, Brent said that takes a lot of practice. Bubba said
that Jay messed up on a word, he thinks they edited her monologue, he
said the whistles must be part of the pipe-in, he said if the guy was
there, you’d be excited on the introduction, he’d like for someone who
is an expert on this, Spice goofed on Bubba looking for the whistle,
Ned piled on, Bubba thinks they’re dicks. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various Callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. We then heard the Mayberry as bumper music, Bubba thinks the
guys are jackasses for playing it, he thinks Manson was behind that.
Paul in Ft. Lauderdale thinks the same laugh track is used, he said
he’s heard the laugh track many times, he said when you watch
stand-up, the laugh normally fades out, he thinks 90% was piped in.
Megan said she read a blog of a guy who said Palin bombed; Bubba said
he’d like to get someone else who was there. Bubba took a call from a
guy who said a majority of the audience is on vacation, they don’t
care who is on stage, Bubba thinks he has himself to blame for that.
We then heard a news clip about a Congressman in new York who was
nude, the guy has since resigned; Ned thinks Obama doesn’t want a guy
named Massa around. Keith was on saying how he’d like for his car to
be washed, while “dueling Der Ders” was in the background, it got
louder and louder as the guy went on, Ned told him to get off the
train tracks, Spice told him to stay on, Bubba said “really” as the
guy talked, Spice wishes Kanye West would interrupt the guy. Keith
went on with his story, Bubba thinks the guy took two minutes of his
time, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later, Bubba thinks he
should’ve opened the conversation. We then heard a news clip about
Casey Anthony’s murder trial getting moved to May of 2011, we then
heard “Caylee’s Not In the Cradle” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 10”,
track 5. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Bubba hits Spice, the guys in the afterlife

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper, then into
“Patients” as bumper music, Bubba said he didn’t pick it, the guys
then goofed on the whistling in the song. Chad said that Howard said
some great stuff about Bubba today, he said this is the second day in
a row, Bubba thinks only Howard and Scott put him over. Chris said WWE
was boring, he thinks Bubba did a great job on TNA. We then heard a
clip of Hogan saying he’d like to smack Brad Pitt, Brent thinks it
should be the last person you’d want to deal with, Bubba thinks Hogan
is shot out of a cannon. Spice as Hogan asked how his ciz tizz, we
then heard the gong, Bubba told him enough was enough, he then hit
Spice for saying that, Manson thinks it’s a great line. Hogan said
he’s filming something for A&E, he said it’s where the book leaves
off. Spice said if he was Hogan, he’d hate Linda, Bubba said the first
90 minutes of their Saturday morning workouts would be about Linda, it
would always start off the same way, Hogan would say that she had an
Exorcism, he thinks she’s the meanest person ever, he thinks Spice
fagged him out. We then heard a clip of Palin, Manson groaned at it,
he said he hates her voice, Bubba goofed on her accent. Brent said she
quoted it wrong, he then read from it. Bubba wondered what god sounds
like; Spice thinks if he sounds like David Beckum, he’d be
disappointed. Bubba put himself on protection, the guys messed with
the settings, everyone was on protection acting like car salesmen.
Bubba thinks God sounds like a trucker, Bubba and Spice went on CB,
where Bubba acted like a dead guy. The guys then went to the next
setting, Spice thinks they’re in the clouds, Manson thinks there’s no
sex in heaven, Bubba said he’d like to trade his body, Spice thinks
you have nothing in hell. Bubba said he doesn’t have a firy pit sound
effect, the guys went into another setting, Spice thinks they’re
finding a worm hole, Ned said this is like a shower. Bubba said he’d
rather be in heaven; Ned thinks a cloud wouldn’t be able to support
Bubba. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various news clips, Ned’s New bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt.
Bubba thinks the guys just won’t let stuff go, he thinks ned couldn’t
care about Bubba’s commentary; Manson said the whistling is in his
left headphone. We then heard a news clip about rothlessburger, Bubba
thinks the girl was asking for it, he thinks this is her pay day, he
thinks insertion is considered rape, Brent thinks Ben would protect
himself a little more, he said Bubba keeps everyone around to make
sure nothing goes wrong. Spice said he’ll have to go back and retrace
his steps, Bubba said he would be cringing if this was on him, Spice
said Ben hired a really good attorney; he’s gotten heat over it. Bubba
said Ned has something for him, Ned said it’s a little thing on
Bubba’s promo, he thinks Hogan’s part was week, he inserted himself in
it. In the bit, Ned thinks the promo Bubba cut on Hogan would’ve been
better, he called Bubba a mark, he then told him to slow down, he
thinks Bubba was doing meth with Jake the snake, Bubba was cracking
up. Ned said he couldn’t get up because he had 26 Miller Lites, Bubba
was cracking up over it, he thinks Ned is a dick. Josh said he watched
TNA, he said he was hooked on it, saying how he never switched with
WWE. We then heard a news clip about a 70 year-old guy with a 16
year-old girl, Bubba isn’t surprised when he heard it was at a Church,
he thinks it’s sad, he sarcastically said it’s great audio processing,
Manson thinks it sounds horrible, he thinks the parents should be
charged for letting this happen, he said that at least she didn’t
participate in it, Spice said he’d kick the guy’s ass, Bubba said he’s
done that to Ned a few times, he said all too often, parents put their
guard down when a church is involved. We then heard a news clip about
the family of the whale victim not wanting the footage to be released,
Bubba said it should be SeaWorld’s decision, we then heard “Wild
Whale”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various news clips, Hulk Hogan Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com with
Tiffany Rice, then into “Pinball Wizard” as bumper music. Bubba said
this is the last week to do the raffle, we then heard a news clip
about a woman who was left, Bubba thinks the clip he played yesterday,
he thinks it’s an older version of Plies, Manson said it’s perfect,
Bubba thinks they’ve got a really big generator, he thinks they’re
really dragging the story out. We then heard a news clip about a guy
who drove to Georgia to shoot his wife and daughter, only to go back
home, Bubba thinks too shoot your daughter is heartless. We then heard
a news clip about the monkey on the loose, Bubba thinks it’s by his
house, Brent think the monkey would grease him, Bubba thinks the
monkey would have a ball on his trampoline, he thinks he won’t be able
to make it over the Sky way, he thinks the monkey would jump off of it
like it was nothing, Spice thinks it’ll go to Miami, he thinks it’ll
get lap dances at Dean’s Gold. We then heard a news clip about the
most wanted man in Detroit, Bubba said the 911 operator screwed
around, he then goofed on the operator’s voice, he thinks the operator
know where the call is from, Brent thinks Don Imus was involved. We
then heard Hogan’s bumper, Hogan said his back is a little tore up, he
thanked Bubba for last night, he appreciated him for jumping off the
script. Bubba said the sites that usually bash TNA, said some positive
stuff, Hogan thinks there’s a lot of light there. Bubba said you
should wait until the next big thing, Hogan said you can’t write this
stuff, he said Earl was concerned all day. Bubba asked Hogan how his
head was, Hogan said it was okay, he thanked Bubba for stepping up,
Spice as Butt-head laughed when Hogan said that Bubba put his fingers
in a lot of holes. Bubba said the sooner you can take it to a new
venue, the larger of the audience. Spice said he was like a mark last
night, he said that TNA was way better. Hogan said that amazing things
happen in a short amount of time, Bubba thinks Desmend looked good, he
said a lot of good things were done last night, Hogan referred to
himself as Fred Sanford. We then heard the “Sanford and Son” theme,
Spice gave him an intro, Hogan said he liked it, Bubba and Spice
goofed on Redd Foxx’s character from the show. Bubba thinks Dixie
looked good last night; he then said he likes Kevin Nash, he said Tom
the Treeman really gets things done, he told Hogan to let Tazz to be
himself. Spice thinks the Miz is pathetic; he can’t picture him in
wrestling. Bubba said Jeff Hearty will get over his problems, he
wishes TNA could get Randy Orten, Hogan said he wrestled with him
once. Bubba thinks if anyone at TNA has contract issues, call him up,
Hogan thought Bubba had another show to do, Bubba told him it was
Tuesday. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

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