Tuesday, March 02, 2010

March 2nd, 2010 by

This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Ned wanting time after the show?

Bubba said the tucking segment was provided by Spice, Spice said he
only likes the piano part in the song, Ned thinks they’re fags, Bubba
said he would just loop the piano part, he said it’s like PM Dawn, he
then recapped some sports scores, he then went on to say that the NC
Double D contest is picking up nicely, he said that Ned has requested
some after hours studio time. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Birthdays

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for free bits with the
Bubba Army News letter. Bubba wondered what they should offer with the
news letter, he then said that Heather needed a new GPS, Dave said
that Tom-Tom is great; Manson said he has to do it, Bubba gave Ned a
tymbal. Dave said all you have to do is download the package, plug
your gps into the computer, and you’re good to go. Spice thinks they
have about fourteen different rotators, Bubba thinks Sluggo is an
idiot, Sluggo would be the winner of biggest idiot. We then heard the
bumper, Davis said he was watching The Speed Channel, one of the
drivers said Danica needs to wake up. Bubba went over some birthdays;
Spice thinks Bon Jovey looks good for 48. We then heard “Living on a
Prayer”, Bubba wonders if he’s taking a crap while he’s singing, he
thinks Bon Jovey was a 1990 version of Soulja Boy. We then heard some
Eddie Money, Spice said he puts on a hell of a show. We then heard
some Lou Read, Ned had no idea who it was; Spice thinks he’s not even
singing. Bubba had to dump out of the song for mentioning head, Brent
said this has aired on regular radio, the guys think he’s a maverick.
Jim said that Howard will be on CBS for his thoughts on Leno. Spice
read about the song’s controversy, Ned thinks the last part was week,
the guys goof on the song. Bubba thinks the guys will fag him out for
liking Carron Carpenter, Spice thinks she really hated food. Bubba
said if he was gay, he would be with Manson, Spice thinks it’s a bad
song. We then heard “you’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”, Bubba said that
Dr. Seuss’s birthday would’ve been today, Spice thinks he had a great
gimmick. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt.
Bubba thinks Spice is raving to the bumper music, he then plugged the
BubbaRaw.com live chat with Donna, he said that she’ll only answer
questions from the show’s Twitter page, he thinks Mike’s Pizza breaks
up the week nicely, ned said he’s proud that his sandwich is selling
nicely. Bubba also thanked Mile’s Automotive; he said Heather’s car is
getting a K&N jet performance chip, Manson said it makes his car sound
bad ass. The first email of the day said they never tried a Supreme
Protein bar, they really liked it. Another emailer said he’s a bus
driver, there’s no way they can cut a promo on kids anymore, Bubba
said he feels for them. Another emailer thinks Bubba is flip flopping
on Awesome Kong, the emailer doesn’t like how Bubba talks about
Canada, Bubba said what happens between Awesome Kong and TNA is none
of his business, he said Canada more than likely makes up for forty
percent of the audience, Manson said all the Canadian people he’s met
have been fantastic, ned thinks he’ll move there when he retires, or
get buried there when he dies, whichever comes first. Another emailer
said Sirius should sign them to a new contract, Bubba said he’s not
going to apologize for his Marie Osman comments. Another emailer said
the first thing they heard was Bubba’s comments on Marie Osman, the
emailer said to make her the guilty party, Bubba thinks Howard feels
the same way. We then heard a bit of the live feed of CBS. Bubba said
that USA Today didn’t like Leno’s new show. Another emailer said that
they’re a full contact football team, Bubba said the emailer didn’t’
give him all the information; he said they have a psa section. Another
emailer said they’re a big Howard fan, they heard laughing when they
heard “Travis Fing Travis” was on. Another emailer said they don’t
see anything about Sting Ray Chevy, Bubba wished the emailer good luck
with processing stuff on line. Another emailer wondered why they’re
hasn’t been much outcry over Chile, Bubba said they got their act
together; Spice said it’s coming off the heels of the Haiti disaster.
Another emailer said it was great to hear Bubba and Phil Hendrie; the
emailer also thanked Bubba for “Bubba Wonka”. Another emailer wondered
if you dvr something, does it count for ratings, Brent said you do get
figured in the ratings. Another emailer said they’d like to know when
the guys will be in Canada, Bubba said he’s finalizing dates; he said
he should have the next two weeks. The last email of the day said
Brazilians like to party, they carry the abortion pills with them,
Spice thinks it’s a different deal. The emailer said Television
doesn’t do bobsledding any justice, Bubba said he’d like to do that.
Mike said he used to work for Nealson, he said your credited by the
cable company, he said the diary is based on what you watched six
months ago. Bubba thinks the DVR changed everything; he said he’d like
to be on time for Howard’s appearance on CBS, Manson wonders where
they’d be if Howard hadn’t taken them. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Jay Leno, Killer Whale discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Donna. Bubba said that on btls.com, you’ll see the Red and
yellow Chevy, he said he’ll try to make it so that you can get a
ticket on BubbaArmy.com, he then went on to say that Leno returned to
NBC, he said Howard has always been a huge critic of Leno, Spice said
it took something like this to realize that he sucks, Manson thinks
it’s a nut hut. Bubba thinks Conan wasn’t killing it, Brent said he
was getting his ass kicked. We then heard the Tonight show music,
Manson said he’s never heard it before, the guys remember the old
Tonight Show music, Bubba thinks it really sucks, he thinks Late Night
TV needs a douche. We then heard a news clip about Roger Ebert, Bubba
thinks it’s a mark out fest. Bubba thinks Howard is having a fit, as
the feed was covering something else. We then heard a news clip about
two preachers who are in jail, Spice said one of the guys is five foot
seven, and weighs 480 pounds. Bubba wonders what an online preacher
is, Manson thinks it’s a scam to start with, he thinks it was fishy
when he noticed a word was spelled incorrectly. We then heard a clip
about the Killer Whale attack, Bubba said the safety guy has said the
trainer was laying belly to belly with the whale, he then read an
article about it, Ned suggested someone go in with a pair of scissors
and cut the ponytail, we then heard Manson’s “Wild Whale”. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Abortion, Howard Stern on CBS

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for various locations
where you can get Bubba Army stuff. Bubba thinks CBs is milking
Howard’s appearance. Jason said that Ned’s sandwich is the best he’s
ever had in his life. Bubba told Ned to stop using Steve from Steps
Towing with various demands. We then heard a news clip about a woman
who is broadcasting abortions on YouTube, Manson thinks he couldn’t
watch it, Brent said she took the pill, Bubba thinks it’s not much of
an abortion, Bubba said he wouldn’t want a kid coming out looking that
ugly, Brent said it’s also a miscarriage, Bubba asked for Dr. Dan
Diaco to call in, he thinks a miscarriage is not much fun. Spice
thinks she’s just describing it, Bubba thinks it shouldn’t be illegal
to show it, Manson said he wouldn’t want to be an advocate for that
kind of stuff. We then heard the CBS feed, Bubba thinks they’re
putting the king over, he thinks they’re making the viewer hang on.
Jason said he saw the video, he said she was describing her
experience. Tracey said her sister took the pill in the second
trimester, the doctor told her that he was just softening up her
cervix, she had to have four transfusions of blood; Bubba said she was
having a miscarriage. We then heard a bit of the CBS live feed, Howard
was on, Howard said he’s looking at a painting of the guy, he said
he’s a man of mystery, he said he hates Leno, Bubba thinks Leno is a
rip-off artist. Howard said Leno pushed Carson out of the tonight
show, he said Letterman was rejected by NBC, bubba thinks Howard is
smooth. Howard said Leno is the kind of showbiz animal who won’t let
things go, the guys cracked up when Howard got fired up, the host
thinks it’s all about the money. Howard said leno doesn’t’ need the
money, he said he was fired by NBC, he said he got up and buried NBC,
he said Leno should’ve buried NBC, he said NBC took all of Conan’s
thunder, he said he considers letterman and himself an original, he
admonished Jay for not being original, he said he would judge American
Idol for $100,000,000, he thinks they should stick with him for the
rest of the morning, the guys cracked up at that, Bubba thinks you
can’t teach that. Bubba took a call from a guy who said that we’re
over populated. Tammy said that a miss carriage is known as a
Spontaneous Abortion; Ned said Garnet has had a few of them. Tammy
went on to say that a lot of people use the abortion pill. Anthony
said that there’s a procedure that can be done, he said that taking a
pill in the trimesters sounded insane. Bubba said he couldn’t get the
clip he wanted, Spice said it’s a CD, the visual isn’t much. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Abortion commentary

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “NC double D’s”. Bubba
said he needed to send some flowers to someone, Spice said he digs the
reminders that ProFlowers.com sends you. Steve said that in the late
80’s, he had a breakdown in communication with his woman, she was
dating another guy, we then heard “Dueling Der Ders” from “bubba show
classics Vol. 11”, track 14, Ned sarcastically said he’s glad the guy
is speeding it up, Spice said he likes how the guy is cutting through
the clutter, Bubba hung up on him, Spice goofed on the guy saying he
took a coat hanger, he then said the song is really catchy. Bubba
thinks they should do this like they do with every abortion offering,
he said he doesn’t’ want to drive people away, the three options are
keep, adopt, or abort, he said they normally don’t like wha the
listeners want, he said it’s ladies only.

1. Tiffany – keep
2. Robin – keep
3. Lorry – keep
4. Lorry – keep
5. Lisha – keep
6. Melisa – keep
7. Rhonda – keep
8. Tina – keep
9. Kelly – keep
10. Victory – keep
11. Chris – keep

The guys think the women who like the show are liberal. Bubba played
some cold Play for those who weren’t interested in hearing the
abortion commentary, he hopes one of the guys kicks it in, he thinks
the crowd applauding represents the thoughts on the commentary. The
song played for a little, Ned wishes the singer had been aborted,
Bubba thinks it was a horrible selection. We then heard the Crash Test
Dummies; Bubba sang some stuff about the abortion over the song, Spice
joined in. Bubba said he’d like to smack someone at McDonalds for the
“Give me that fish” song. We then heard the clip, where the woman
starts off by introducing herself to YouTube. She said she found out a
week ago Saturday that she was pregnant, she said that she’s having an
abortion now, Spice goofed on her voice a little, Bubba said he hates
her based on how she talks, he said he’s glad that she’s not bringing
anyone into the world, he thinks we’re becoming a bunch of electronic
marks, the guys goofed on her voice, Bubba got in a few digs at
Spice’s expense, he said he wouldn’t want to sit through dinner with
her, Manson thinks it’s non eventful, Spice thinks she’s the flava
Flave of abortions, Ned told her to make that booty clap, Spice thinks
they should abort it, Bubba shamed the listeners for giving that the
green light, he said the bits are far more shocking. We then heard
“Abortion City” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 1”, track 2, then into
“sounds Like an Abortion” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 11”, track
10. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper, then into Ned’s
“I Suck In Miami Bitch” from “Bubba show Classics Vol. 12”, track 7.
Bubba said Ned told him that he needs to be out of the studio by
10:07, he then said that he’ll be at the Wall Mart in Pinellas Park
this Saturday, from 11:30-1:00, he said he does about two of them a
year, he said whenever Manson has Miller Lite, the pictures the next
morning look gay. Bubba took a call from a woman who said she’s gone
through all three, she thinks abortion is a woman’s choice, her Mom
forced her to have an abortion, she was fourteen when it happened,
Bubba thinks around ten or Eleven, you should have the conversation
with them about sex, he thinks you can’t wait until your fourteen to
have that conversation, he thinks she’s bringing the show to a
screeching halt. Kim said that if you have health issues, she
should’ve gotten her tubes tide. Bubba thanked TheDailyCaller.com, as
there was an article about him, he likes how they don’t edit stuff, he
suggested you put TheDailyCaller.com in your daily routine, he then
read the article about it. We then heard a news clip about two boy
scouts who were touched by their Scoutmaster, Bubba said that Doug
Clem knew you put the weight on the front, he told the guys that you
don’t get in the Pinewood derby, he said he won it in 1974, he said
the car had to weigh 10 ounces. The guys then goofed on the reporter
saying it was Scout Night. Bubba said the boy scouts are a good thing,
Manson suggested you accompany your kids on stuff like that. The guys
remember Damien, they think he was a jackass, Bubba said you can’t let
your kid go around with strangers, Spice thinks they need more than
one adult, Ned thinks one of them could be the lookout. We then heard
a news clip about TSA looking at hands, Manson thinks they should just
profile people. Bob on protection said that he runs a cub scout pack,
he’s had several cops investigate the organization, Bubba said he
really likes that, he said the problem is parents just sloughing kids
off with adults they’re not familiar with, he then said ned requested
the Doug Clem song, Bubba said one of the best childhood memories he’s
had was when he built him the car, he said he’s very talented. Spice
thinks Doug was all over it, Ned said Doug kicks ass, we then heard
“Doug Clem” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 11”, track 15. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Ned using Bubba’s name to get free stuff?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Donna, then into “Maine Street” as bumper music. Bubba told
Ned that he’s all about getting a hold of people and getting stuff for
free, Ned said he’s interested in the people bubba has talked with,
Bubba said he has a budget, he said he’s not paying for Ned’s stuff,
Ned said he cuts a mean deal. Bubba shamed Spice for showing Ned how
to use email; Spice said this kind of stuff happens. Bubba read an
email from Ned to Brooke, where Ned thinks Bubba is a pretend racecar
driver, Bubba thinks it’s a hell of an introduction, he thinks Ned is
a jackass for doing that, he told ned to let him know if he wants
anything, he asked that no one pay attention to ned, he thinks Ned is
turning into Gene Lasker, Ned thanked him for the compliment. They
then ended the show a few seconds later.

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