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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

This recap goes out to Trace Waters, for winning the Revita labs 2010.
Congratulations Trace!

Segment 1 – Various stuff

Bubba said the music provided by Twenty-five, he then told Spice that
he got his ass waxed in the BRN, he thinks his eyesight is going
downhill, he said he’s been up since 12:40, playing Twitter Trivia.
Spice said he can’t get his Twitter to work properly, Bubba said he
gave away some Ned Dragons shirts, Ned said they’re not even out yet,
Bubba said they’re at over 33,000 followers. Spice said Aubry signed
up for Twitter. The guys then discussed the race from Wednesday, Bubba
said the only thing he didn’t like was that he lost track as to who
was in what car, Spice said he thought they were in different cars,
Bubba said Spice couldn’t handle the ministocks, Spice said he was mad
at Ned for stalling out, he had to apologize for doing that, as it was
actually Trace, Manson thinks his car was crappy, Ned said he was in
third place. Bubba asked Brent what happened, Brent said he stayed
between the lines. Joe the Supermark came on, he said his girlfriend
left him for a slut, Bubba said she has a lesbian vibe. Joe said that
she password-protected the computer, he can’t hear the show, he
described his mornings as reading the newspapers while in the
bathroom. Bubba then talked about his crash, Ned thinks it was
Earnhardt-esque. Bubba then said he watched the Olympics, Brent said
he didn’t watch it at all, the guys then discussed Nodar
Kumaritashvili, the Georgian man who died during practice, Bubba
thinks the ratings are low, as he finds the sports too be dumb, he
said he’d put skates on his ass, he said he’d end up bending the pole.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Captain Janks, Joe the Supermark Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Date A Porn Star.
Bubba said the bumper music is great, he then said that Captain Janks
is on, Bubba went to him, he then said that Janks did a great prank on
CNN. Bubba asked Janks how long he was in jail for, Janks said only 23
days, Bubba gave a little of Janks’s history. Janks said his first
prank was in 1989 to Howard, he then said he started with Larry King.
Bubba asked him the biggest won he’s ever done, Janks said ESPN, he
called in as Steve Bartman, he had him going for twenty minutes. We
then heard the clip, where a guy is talking about the snow; he then
said that Gene Lasker was on. Janks came on saying it’s a dangerous
situation, he then said it’s a great day to sit home and think about
Howard on American Idol. Spice said the video on btls.com. The guy
said that flights will be canceled, Janks told the guy it was a prank,
the guy said it was a good prank, the guys cracked up when the news
guy said Gene Lasker. Bubba said he saw Gene at the race on Wednesday,
he said they talked. We then heard Joe the Supermark’s bumper, Bubba
asked what was going on. Joe said he’s been hitting the gym every day
and eating right, he said that his girlfriend thinks he’s picking up
other women. Bubba thinks its Joe’s Oedipus complex; Bubba thinks Joe
is attracted to his Mom, Joe said everyone thinks that. Bubba thinks
the problem is with Joe, he said he needs to have a normal
relationship, he said Joe spends more time with his Mom than he does
with his girlfriend; he said Joe depends on various people. Joe said
he did the right thing by not seeing his Mom, Bubba thinks Joe is used
to everyone kissing his ass, he suggested Joe try living alone for two
months, Joe said he wants his girlfriend back, Spice said Joe is a
weird guy. Bubba said Joe has a lot of strange hang-ups about him, Joe
thinks Bubba wants him to kill himself. Bubba said one of Brent’s cats
has cancer, Brent said he’ll have solis in knowing he did the best he
could for it. Bubba said all Joe’s dog cares about is wear to poop,
eat and poop, Joe said his dog doesn’t eat, Bubba told him not to bug
him, he told him to go a day without them, he said he was the bad guy,
he said he’s a normal thinking kind of guy, he said it would be better
if Joe’s Mom was to pass away, Joe said he’s wished that. Bubba said
he wants Joe to man up, he said with this kind of guy, you have to
cover his ass, Brent said Joe should be a grone man, Joe said he has
no one to come home to, Ned gave him the wha treatment. Bubba thinks
Joe will call his girlfriend a number of times, Joe said he’s called
her a few times. Bubba thinks Joe is still hanging on to the password
on the computer, he told Joe he does have other priorities; he said
Joe’s critics are laughing at him. Joe said he’s going to take Bubba’s
advice. Bubba said that Joe is like Mark David Chapman; Manson thinks
he doesn’t have the moxy to do that. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Racing talk

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “NC Double-D”.
Bubba told the listeners they’re not listening to Steve Harvey, he
then got confused on to who passed away, he then thanked the people
who brought the crane to the race, he then went over the clips Miller
is editing. We then heard a clip of the Revita Labs race, Bubba
described what was in the clip, he said it doesn’t look that fast in
the stands, Bubba guessed it’s around 60, Manson cracked up when Brent
spun out. Bubba told Brent that if it happens again, just stop, he
thinks Trace got it. Spice said what they do takes some skill, he said
he’s not into talking about it, Manson thinks they put on a hell of a
show, Bubba thinks he could make Trace into a great racecar driver,
Manson thinks his car had nothing, Spice said Manson stopped him from
doing a slide job, Bubba thinks Spice ruined Manson, the guys cracked
up when Spice hit the wall, Bubba thinks Spice just bunny hopped it,
the guys cracked up when Bubba said all the racers looked like shit.
Bubba went to Greg Lenard, Greg said Trace schooled everyone, Bubba
said Greg has moxy, Greg said he’s been around racing all his life.
Bubba asked him who has one more features at East Bay, Greg thinks
Gene has won more than him and Sport Allen, Greg said Sport is a good
racer, he said he’s one of the toughest, he then said he learned a lot
from Kenny Adams, he said that Lasker will spin anyone out. Bubba
thinks they should have the girls race, Spice thinks Tasha would do
it. Dave in West Palm asked if Spice brought peanuts, Bubba said yes,
he said people called Spice a fool for doing that. Frank in new York
came on, referring to Bubba as a big meatball; he asked about Danica’s
wreck, Bubba said he didn’t like her post interview. Spice said he was
doing some show prep; he didn’t like how the top story is that Daytona
is investigating potholes. We then heard a clip of Danica talking,
Bubba is disgusted by her, he said it’s a big ass kissing fest.
Charles in West Virginia thinks Little E saved the race, Bubba thinks
he does a great job. Charles asked if Bubba will be doing a new Bubba
Cribs, Bubba said maybe. We then heard a news clip about the potholes
at Daytona, Bubba thinks it was great for beer sales, Manson said he’s
glad he’s not in the stands, Brent said Jimmy Johnson freaked out when
he hit the pothole, Spice and Manson did some redneck voices talking
about the hole, Manson said the track hasn’t been paved since 1978.
Todd in Dayton thinks Bubba isn’t giving her a fare shot, Bubba thinks
the guy hasn’t gotten a fare shot with getting teeth. We then heard
“Bubba Hates Danica”; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 4 – Emails, Oprah audio clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the bubba Army Garage
Sale”. Bubba said Twenty-five cent will get $250, Ned got $100, Manson
got $75, Spice got $50, Brent got $25. Bubba said he went through
Tyler’s stuff, he thinks he’ll have four truck loads, he said he and
heather got into a fight over how much stuff will be worth, he then
thinks he won’t show up. The first email of the day asked the guys to
post their workout routine, Bubba said if you take Revitalabs; don’t
take it later in the day. Another emailer wondered how the show would
continue if Bubba was to pass away, Brent said it’s been quite the
topic. Bubba wondered what would happen if he was to die, Manson
thinks Cox and Sirius would fire them, Bubba said he’ll lease out the
content, he said the money will go to Tyler. Another emailer wondered
if they get physical tickets with the Unity in the community raffle,
Bubba said yes. Another emailer wondered if Ashley force is a meal
ticket for nhra, Bubba said no, he said she’s really talented. Another
emailer thinks Bubba is making himself look stupid for his Danica
comments, Manson suggested a homosexual driver. Another emailer said
they were a big fan of The Fiasco, the emailer said they have similar
interests of the staff. Bubba said he started last, when he got to
fifth he crashed, he said he did about $6,000 worth of damage. Another
emailer said he was so mad with his kids; he then cracked up when the
Ned “Black Guys” song, Bubba thinks you can’t listen to that with kids
around. Another emailer said they tried the chicken dip, they loved
it. Spice said the State Fare was down 75% this year, Bubba said the
Elvis guy singing about corndogs didn’t spark his interest, Spice
thinks they should’ve had the carnie in the dunk tank for the
commercials. Another emailer said they saw Dave at the fare, they said
it was great. Bubba wondered why Oprah had child molesters on, he
wonders why she even did that, he thinks Oprah sucks, Spice thinks
housewives made her popular. Bubba thinks timing is something they
don’t have, he said he can’t take it anymore, he said there are
somethings he can’t let go, Spice thinks Oprah should beat the crap
out of him, Bubba said she’s got too much money, he said he can’t get
into Oprah’s show on Rainbow parties, Spice thinks the segment is just
for shock value. Bubba said he would’ve stopped the interview and told
the guy how broken the guy was, he then said he had to watch his
language on this, he thinks this is a little much for Four in the
afternoon, he thinks he could get in trouble for playing this. Spice
said if Howard or Bubba had a show like this and did this, they
wouldn’t have a show. Bubba said that kids at five don’t like to be
touched, Spice said if a kid is watching this, it doesn’t send out a
good message. Bubba thinks it would be cool if a host was to bitch
slap someone for doing that, he thinks it would be wroth catching a
charge. Joe in Florida said it’s ridiculous, he said he was touched as
a kid, it was investigated, but it wasn’t proved. Bubba said he’s not
making fun of the Nodar Kumaritashvili situation, he thinks people
have seen the footage plenty of times, Spice said he saw it on the
front page of the Drudge Report. We then heard the clip o the
accident, Bubba said the noise in the clip is the guy’s head hitting
the post. BJ in Phoenix said he was in the hospital, he said his
pancreas was infected again; he thinks everyone will make fun of him.
Bubba said he’ll be back at TNA today, he said they’ve been flat for
two or three weeks, he said the Rags hate him for some reason. BJ said
Dixie took Bubba off her Twitter, he thinks the Black Pope doesn’t
have anything. Bubba recapped how various rags would think of the
various results of TNA, he said you have to do what you feel is good,
he said everyone starts out as a mid carder, Ned thinks BJ’s pancreas
is a mid carder. . BJ thinks the black Pope looks like Michael Jackson
and Al Sharpton if they had a kid, the guys cracked up when he called
him “the Black Poop”. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – Matthew Randazzo in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba thinks he should pull Twenty-five’s ball out of rotation,
he said he wasn’t digging the song, he then said The Car Store sold
Heather’s old car. the guys brought Matthew Randazzo in, he said his
book “Mr. New Orleans” is available now, he said they don’t like Bubba
for being Hogan’s friend. Matt said he’s met Johnny Fraddo, he said
Johnny’s Dad was a good friend with Al Capone. Johnny came on; he
didn’t want to fall asleep. Spice asked the main source of income,
Johnny said no one understands when anyone says Iowa, he said it’s all
about distribution, he said remembers a time when they had really
small televisions. Bubba wonders what the connection was, Johnny aid
they were close, he said the Kennedy family brought him in. Matt said
Santos in Tampa was like Carlos in new Orleans. Spice wondered if
they’re old school, Matt said Frenchy is a full-blooded Cagian. Bubba
asked Johnny what his book is about, Johnny said that it’s about his
childhood, he said some are stories he’s told on Howard’s show. Bubba
wondered how the chopper industry is doing because of the economy,
Johnny said its fine. Bubba said the book is about the New Orleans mob
scene, Matt said this was the first book to ever reveal the news about
the mafia; he said he mentions the JFK assassination. Bubba wondered
if “JFK” made a lot of money, Matt said yes, he said Jim Garrison
really turned himself around. Bubba asked him how he met Frenchy, matt
said he’s known him for a number of years, he said Bill Elder was
Fren’hy’s best friends. Spice wondered if Frenchy has ever rejected an
idea, matt said Mr. new Orleans is the most uncensored books ever
written about the mob. Bubba wondered what the guy is wanted for; he
said that Frenchy is around 74 now. Spice wonders if he carries a lot
of stroke, Matt said no. Bubba wondered how long did Frenchy work for
Carlos, Matt said it’s in the fbi files, he said Frenchy is called the
Keith Richards of the mob, he said he’s been through almost
everything. Bubba said there’s someone known as the Holly Roller; Matt
said Frenchy would hook anyone up. Spice wonders if the mob truly
exists, matt said it’s defunked, they’re really isn’t a family, he
said the cases against Gotty JR haven’t been that strong. Bubba asked
about the Assassination of JFK, Matt said Frenchy knew Lee Harvey
Oswald, he said Frenchy saw some chats between Carlos and Lee, Brent
said when John candy played Dean Andrews, he was shoveling food in his
face. Bubba asked him who he thought did it, Matt said that he doesn’t
know, he said Mr. New Orleans has more information, he said that Lee
was having an affair with Peter Oswald’s mistress. Bubba wondered who
hated Kennedy the most, matt said Jimmy Hafa, he said that Johnny
could say “cunt” faster than he could say Kennedy, he then said you
don’t take a mobster to Central America and not shoot him, he then
discussed Silver Dollar Sam, who got deported many times. Bubba
plugged Matt’s book, matt said you can go to mrvbooks.com for the rest
of matt’s books. Spice wondered what makes a book sell great, matt
said about 100,000, he said making the Best Seller’s list all depends
on the week, he said he hasn’t cracked the list yet. Bubba thanked him
for coming on, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Robin Brags calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army skin.
We then heard a news clip about the Potholes. Robin Brags came on; he
said it was bad, he said he got chewed out for that, he said they
couldn’t get the mixture right. Bubba said the first one held up for a
while, Robin said bondo really helped out, he said the problem was
they had the perfect storm, he said that it was also in a dip, it was
never a pavement failure, he said they’ve got the best paving guys.
Bubba said it ended up being a great finish; he said it was less of an
issue than the tire problem. Robin said he takes full responsibility
for this, he said they need to get it fixed, he said Earnhardt has
been screaming for a repave, he said they were forced to repave
Talladega, he said they walk the track before and after the race.
Bubba said there’s nothing they could’ve done; Robin said they need to
get it fixed. Bubba thinks they should increase ride height; Robin
said Nascar is right there with them. Bubba said they don’t count
caution laps with the Saturday Night race, Robin said it was a good
suggestion, he said he almost fell down when he saw Palin, he said he
was distracted, Brent said that at least Robin is honest. Robin said
the Bubba Army really came through. bubba wondered when the cars will
switch, robin said about three or four weeks, Bubba thinks Robin was
distracted. Bubba then recapped his Danica Patrick comments, Robin
said they need all the viewers they can get. Bubba said the big theory
is that Dale had a big restrictor plate, Robin thinks they randomly
pick. Bubba said he’s really bummed out with tony, he thinks the
weather really screwed him up, Robin said he has’ seen a comment from
him. Spice wonders why they haven’t repaved the track, Robin said it’s
expensive. Bubba thinks Good Year is running the show, Spice wondered
what it would be like had a biker hit a pothole, Robin cracked up at
that. Bubba wondered if they’ll try to fix the hump, Robin said they
should keep it. Bubba said Robin is one of the only guys who has the
balls for coming on his show, he said he’s doing fine, Robin said he
got some pictures, Bubba said it has a song of Ned doing “Fat Man
Sprint Car Ride”. Will in St. Petersburg said back in December, they
needed a third term abortion, Spice said they had the Diacos in studio
for that (December 17, 2009), Will said it reaired on Friday (actually
Thursday), he thanked Bubba for hooking them up with the Diacos. The
baby was born on January 25, it lived for an hour, Bubba thinks he’s
bringing him down. Will said for two months, his wife had to carry his
son around, Bubba thinks an abortion would make more sense. Bubba said
he’s all about not suing, but someone needs to be held responsible for
this, Will said he’d like to get the law changed, he said he was fired
from his job after this. Spice wonders if there’s any good news going
on, Will said no. Bubba thanked him for coming on; Will thinks he’ll
wait a few years. We then heard manson’s “Tim Tebow’s Abortion Ad”.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Chimp Attack news clip, a Manson classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Janessa Brazil, then
into a news clip about a chimp attack. We then heard Manson’s “Bad
Monkey” from “bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 9”, track 1, and “The
Clemulus Package” disc 1, track 7. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various news clips, “We Are the World Remake”

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army skins.
Bubba said he can’t get done with today fast enough, Ned said this was
a bad idea. Bubba said ed is following a man on man sport, he wasn’t
sure how to describe it, Manson wonders why you’d want to do that.
Bubba went over some birthdays; the guys think Cher didn’t like Sonny
Bono. We then heard a news clip about a guy who killed some people,
the guy was caught pumping gas. Brent said Angel Dust is just pcp,
Bubba thinks one of the people in the clip should do voiceover work;
he said he’s waiting to hear the guy flip out. We then heard a news
clip about the guy flipping out, he’s the brother of the guy who
killed Ray Caruth’s girlfriend. The guys think they should’ve put a
bee keeper’s mask on him, Bubba stopped to translate. We then heard a
news clip about the guy’s brother. We then heard a bit of the new
version of “We Are the World”, he thinks it’s bullshit, he wonders
what happened to white people singing, Spice said that’s the trend,
the guys wondered who was in the clip. Dan in Dayton said he was in a
parking lot yesterday, there was a 70 car pile-up, he said all you
could hear was his show, Bubba isn’t sure about that. Spice said he
was having a tough time getting the video to load. Bubba stopped and
started the clip to comment, he said they’re 2-0 for blacks, he told
Jamie Fox to shut up, he said this is just to make these celebrities
making themselves famous, he said a dollar from the Celebes hasn’t
made it over there. Manson thinks the white people didn’t want to sing
for Haiti, Bubba thinks Alysha keys is on this. The guys were cracking
up during the clip, the guys clowned Bubba for calling Tony Benet tony
Stewart, Spice thinks they should count Michael as a white guy. Bubba
thinks Brian Johnson should do it, Manson thinks Lill’ John
contributed, Bubba thinks he watched a different mix, Manson said
they’re watching Arian TV. Bubba said he’s in love with one of the
artists, he didn’t knew it was, Spice didn’t know, Bubba said his
stats are getting screwed up, he thinks the director has the same
obsession with the woman, he thinks Lill’ Wayne is ugly, Manson
cracked up with the guy using auto Tune, he said that the girl Bubba
likes is from the Pussy Cat Dolls, he said Jabberjaw gave him that
information. Bubba had no idea who T Pain was, Spice in a redneck
voice said we need to rise up, Bubba thinks the room must’ve been hot,
saying that they don’t shower. Manson said he doesn’t blame people for
not showing up, ned thinks it’s terrible, he yelled for the guys to
shut up. Bubba asked Spice to stop doing the white power thing, he
said he’s doing a Science project, he wonders why Kanye West is in
there, the guys cracked up at the part where a guy made a noise, he
said he’d like to beat up West, Spice said boopity over the song,
Brent said the artists will give more money, Bubba said he was done
with his experiment, Spice said the total of blacks was 32, whites was
15. We then heard The Knack, who passed away; ned thinks it’s a
tragedy. Spice gave Bubba a list of the artists who did the original,
it came out to be 21 white, 17 black, Bubba asked Spice to stop making
him seem racist, he thinks white isn’t right. They then ended the show
a few seconds later.