Tuesday 01-06-09

Segment 1

Bubba and Spice are on an emotional rollercoaster. The fallout from the fans over the Sirius show situation is depressing them. Bubba addresses the Sirius fans that think the guys left them out to dry. The guys talk about how they dealt with it all. Spice started doing shots and got drunk. Bubba was surprised by the email response from Miami and Richmond. Brent has heard that the front office of the Orlando Magic now listens to the show. Bubba is heading out to Vegas for the AVN awards this weekend. He will be presenting with Samantha Samson, who Howard Stern discovered. Bubba will also be appearing at Rick’s Cabaret. Spice is trying to get Soulja Boy on the show. Florida is now part of the multistate Powerball Lottery. “Now you can lose your money in two lotteries!” Manson commented. Bubba thinks the Caylee Anthony utility worker should have taken pictures of the body and sold them after his initial calls were ignored. Bubba asks what the bible has to say about homosexuality.Brent says the Bible instructs you to kill gay people. Can Bubba quote any Bible verses? Bubba gets mad at Brent for acting like a “know-it-all” and threatens to throw him out of the studio. Brent says the Bible is all a big fable.

Segment 2

Bubba wants to get the guys from Sister Hazel and OAR in the studio again. Bubba reminds Spice that not all of the guests Spice has booked have been stellar. Bubba is considering dressing like a Muslim this weekend on his flight to Las Vegas. JetBlue was forced to pay a man wearing a shirt with Arabic writing on it $240,000 for removing him from a flight. A Muslim family was recently thrown off an AirTran flight for talking about where the safest place to sit on a plane is. Bubba doesn’t really understand why some of the listeners are so upset. Bubba has gotten a few supportive emails over the situation. Bubba got stuck behind a Muslim lady yesterday driving 15mph down the road in his F350. Bubba honked his train horns and she changed lanes and flipped him off. On a flight once, Julia asked Heather if the plane crashed into the water if they would be able to go down the emergency slides. Laura Bush signed a deal to publish her memoirs. The guys think she should name the book “My Husband Is An Idiot.” Bubba says he’ll commit suicide live on air if Jeb Bush is elected president. Brent thinks they should give the New York senator job to Rudy Giuliani instead of Caroline Kennedy. Tito Ortiz hates Bubba for comments he has made about his girlfriend, Jenna Jameson. Ned says it’s easy to figure out what is going on with those two. An aging porn star at the end of her career getting really skinny and an ex-UFC fight who is getting weaker. Ned was bored with his free time yesterday and tried to hop a train but he was too slow. Bubba asked how you know where you’re going when you hop a train and how do you get back? Ned responded by saying, “You hop a train going in the opposite direction. It’s not rocket science Bubba.” A naked intruder broke into an old lady’s house. The lady grabbed him by the testicles to get him away from her. 

Segment 3

Bubba wants to plan a BubbaRaw special with girls working out topless at the gym. Bubba wants to trade Brent and Craig the Bulldog for Manson’s friend Brandon from American Trailers. Bubba broke the toilet in his race trailer. Bubba tried McDonalds’ new McCafe coffee. If you don’t like McDonalds, Bubba doesn’t want to be your friend. Bubba and Manson think McDonalds has their own blends of Coca-Cola and potatoes. Elvis Duran got in a lot of trouble at Clear Channel for buying the guys breakfast as a welcome to Miami gesture. The guys think MJ ratted Elvis out. Elvis tolled management that he knew Bubba for 15yers and would buy him breakfast if he wanted to. Why do black radio stations hype things up so much? Bubba is waiting to hear from some of the Beasley Radio people. Someone told Bubba that Bain Capital is going to use a new grid system to get rid of people at Clear Channel, up to 20% of employees. Could Bubba offer a bounty for the first person to get him a copy of the grid? Bubba gets distracted by Spice’s new desk light. Bubba calls Hammil to get details on his stolen truck. Someone took Hammil’s truck right from his driveway; his new Bubba Army luggage was even in it. Bubba has Hammil give a description of the truck and any special markings. Bubba wants to get Jamie Kennedy on the show to talk about Scientology and the role it may have played in John Travolta’s sons death.

Segment 4

Tucker Carlson calls in. Tucker thinks Scientology is more of a crack pot cult than a religion. Bubba says we have an e-meter but he is afraid to use it because Scientologists will bomb the building. Bubba tells Tucker that we lost some Bubba Army members yesterday, Tucker reminds him it’s not really Bubba’s fault. Tucker breaks down the Gaza situation for normal people. What would happen if we told all the other countries in the world we’re done and are going to stay out of their drama? What would Tucker think of Jeb Bush as president? Tucker thinks Al Franken will be hated by the Democrats in the senate. Tucker said “He’s a raging dick. A monumental dick.” Tucker is now officially off MSNBC’s payroll. Bubba asked Tucker about Keith Olbermann to which Tucker replied Keith is stupid, pompous and his show is unbearable. Bubba said Tuckers dislike for Olbermann is fighting words. Bubba likes Keith because he is a ball buster and says it like it is, like Bubba. “He sucks up to Obama like a little girl,” Tucker said about Olbermann. Is Tucker really one of the heirs to the Swanson frozen food fortune? Bubba goes over a blog by Don Browne about the show.