Thursday, January 27, 2011

January 27th, 2011 by Staff

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Recap by Blind Lawrence

Segment 1 – Coming up on the show

The show started off with “Today” by Smashing Pumpkins. Bubba began
asking ned how he was, Ned was heard cracking open a pbr, he thinks
every day is the greatest day. Bubba congratulated Tony Holderman for
being the Facebook fan of the day, he then went over the magic game
from last night, he then called Brent “Hypnotized hatley”, Brent said
that the magic are second behind the heat. Bubba described the Air
Soft Pellet Challenge; Spice thinks it won’t end well. Bubba said
they’ve got two calls racked up, he said that the Dr. Laura show
wouldn’t allow male callers yesterday, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army App,
followed by “I Won’t Back Down” by Tom Petty. Bubba came on plugging
the Air soft Pellet Challenge. Dave in West Palm said that Bubba was
right on Dr. Laura not taking any male callers yesterday, he thinks
the show is unlistenable. Bubba read an article about Sirius adding
some more channels; he doesn’t get how Sirius isn’t hiring radio guys.
Dave then asked how Bubba’s interviews went yesterday; Bubba said that
the BBC thought his language was crazy, he then said that they broke a
record with the Droid app. The first email of the day congratulated
Bubba on the new app. Another emailer said the shows are brilliant,
the emailer had no idea who Ned was; Ned said he gets high during the
breaks. Another email loves the Android app, the emailer said they
were devastated when the show left Miami, Bubba said that’s their
number one mobile market was Miami, he then said that yesterday was
the largest listening base via the mobile apps. Another email hopes
the show works out, as they’ll be down to one show next
year, Bubba said the two hour show is no big deal, but four hours
would be able to super serve the audience. Quinton in Canada said he
loves the app, he said he rolled his ankle yesterday; he’ll be
listening to the show from his home for a long time. Adam said
yesterday was the funniest segment with Brent, he wondered if Brent
heard it on the replay, Brent said he checked it out yesterday, he
thought it was funny, he then thanked Jabberjaw for letting the listeners hear Bubba slipping up. Jennifer said that she
called Sirius to cancel, she said that Sirius canceled the only show
she listened to, she got hung up on, Bubba said he’ll send her some
stuff, he then said he doesn’t want to go back to Sirius, he told
Howard to just stop trying. Another email said that it’s sad that
Orlando can’t bank on their largest theme park to pay for their debt.
Bubba thinks he should wait until 7 to air the BB stuff, he then said
that Pam Bondy has made the Bath Sault a third degree felony. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various Stuff

Bubba came on asking Ned if he liked Princes, Ned said he was quite
the spinner. Bubba announced he had a chicken dip update, we then
heard the sounder, he said that Dave emailed him saying Albertsons
would like to apologize for being sold out of dip during the NFC and
afc games, each store will now have about 20 to 25 cases. Another
email was a copy of an email from Win Dixie; Bubba didn’t like how win
Dixie referred to the dip as a grass roots product. Joe on protection
said he tried that bath Sault, he said it lasted for a few hours. We
then heard a news clip about that, Bubba thinks they seek out every
party, he then said that Jack Stiefel told him that the Bubba Army app
is in the top 25 downloads from Google. We then heard the Price is
Right Theme, Bubba told the Jacksonville audience that this wasn’t the
board op being a dick, he just had to say something to Spice, Manson
thinks Pam was giving the product an infomercial, Bubba thinks it’s
over, he thinks they can broadcast from anywhere, he then said that
supposedly, some second graders were having sex, we then heard a news
clip about that, Spice thinks that’s bragging rights, Bubba said Tyler
is 8, he still thinks girls are gross, he thinks the kids would have
to be exposed to this, he said the computer the kids use is in the
computer, they have to announce where they’ll be going, he thinks they
have porn minimized, but he can’t see it, he then said that he checks
the screen, he then said that he has a guy on hold who says he’s
listening from China. Todd in China said he’s a pilot, he said he’s
calling on Skype; Bubba told him March 1 will be great. Todd said he’s
amazed with what he’s able to get on the internet; he said his job
took him to China. Bubba said he’ll do the BBC stuff, he then said Ned
has a new bit about Pope John Paul be called a Saint, he doesn’t get
how they’re giving him the award now, as he’s dead. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba’s appearance on the BBC, Various callers, Ned’s new bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Ned Fliction”
shirt, followed by “Back In The Saddle” by Aerosmith. Bubba said
Saturday is the fund raiser for Sgt. Wittmore; he then said that Bikes
for Badges will be march 20. We then heard a clip of two British guys
talking to Bubba, Spice said he can’t take the guys seriously because
of the Accent. We then heard the guy’s interview with Bubba, where
Bubba explains the Bubba Army, he said that he’s good friends with the
law enforcement, Manson thinks Bubba sounds fine, Spice thinks the guy
didn’t listen to a word of what Bubba just said, the guys complimented
Bubba for slipping in the plug, Bubba didn’t like them
beeping out the word “dicks”, he thinks they didn’t like him
mentioning some of the history, he and Brent argued a little over the
Boston Tea Party, he then thanked everyone for helping out, he thinks
the media are a bunch of MJ living dicks, he said they can’t raise
enough money for the family, he wishes we didn’t have to go through
with this, he thinks the other media guys are pandering by only doing
the high profile cases. We then heard Manson’s tribute song for the
fallen officers. Bare came on saying that during the coverage, Fox ran
a commercial for Shot Straight, Bubba said the commercials are pre
loaded, they can’t help what comes through, he said they can’t plan or
an emergency. Daniel asked how long will Bubba continue talking about
this tragedy, Bubba said he’s the only guy who reported it in real
time, the guy said it bums him out to hear the news, Bubba wishes it
was another Monday, he said it’s amazing how people will dissect the
show, he said it’s this show that people always complain about, he
said he’s over it, he then went on to talk about Ned’s new bit. Mari
said she diss agrees with the previous caller. Bubba said he got a
text from one of his cop friends who said screw that guy. Josh in
Virginia said Bubba did a fantastic job with the coverage, he said
he’ll follow the show wherever it goes. Screamin’ Jim said a guy
called into Chris Marcoski’s show and mentioned Bubba. Tony in Ohio
said he appreciates everything Bubba does. Bubba said he hasn’t gotten
the ratings from Dayton, as well as the Jacksonville ratings, Manson
joked that Jacksonville would be mailing the ratings, as well as the
dump log. We then heard Ned’s new bit, where he says this is where he
says whatever he wants, while Bubba touches himself to Dari Queen. He
then says that Pope john Paul was the head of an organization that
covered up child molestation, he thinks they should just make John
Wayne Gasey a saint. We then heard a news clip about a guy who tried
to have se with a four year-old, Manson thinks the guy should be shot.
Scott thinks Ned’s bit was spot on, ned thanked him for that. Bubba
took a call from a guy who said that they love listening to the show
in Dayton; Bubba said it’s a good looking club. We then heard a news
clip about Tim Markum watching porn, Ned asked for Tim’s number, Spice
said this is what guys do. Bubba said that he likes how the guys don’t
have to answer to anyone. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 5 – Air Soft pellet challenge

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Android
app. Bubba said they have a bit about Tim Markum that they’ll get to
in a minute. Larry said he works for Printers Plus; they’d like to put
up $200 for every unit sold, Bubba sad that he loves the idea; he then
went back to the Tim Markum stuff. We then heard Manson’s “Coach
Markum Spot” from “bubba how Classics Vol. 4”, track 15. In the bit,
Manson as an intoxicated Tim Markum attempts to record a commercial
for the Tampa Bay Storm, but ends up messing it up. We then heard a
Carl Harris produced bumper about the Air Soft Pellet Challenge, the
guys were heard broadcasting from the parking lot, Bubba came a few
seconds later, saying he had to pee. Spice said they’ve got four

1. Twenty-five Cent
2. Pantera
3. Chaz
4. Sluggo

The guys clowned Spice for his glasses, Bubba plugged Spice thinks Twenty-five might turn his gun
sideways, Bubba thinks the guys will hit him, he thinks Pantera would
be quick on the draw, he ten admonished Pantera for cheating, he then
gave a ten count, the guns went off, Twenty-five said he got hit,
Bubba asked for the guys to reload, he then suggested they do four
paces. The guns went off again, the guys cracked up at Twenty-five
shooting like a gangster, Bubba thinks it’s like he’s watching Ice
Tea, he thinks Twenty-five is looking good. Chaz and sluggo were up
next, the guys were disappointed when the guns locked up, Manson
wishes Lee Harvey Oswald had used something like this. Bubba proposes
a two step duel, he then admonished Chaz for backing up, he told the
guys they had to be stationary, or else he’d blast them, the guns
locked up again, Manson as a British guy said his musket jammed, he
needed a time out. Bubba apologized to the listeners for the stunt
being a dud. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various news

Coming out of commercials we heard a promo for the Bubba Army app.
Bubba came on apologizing for the Air Soft Pellet gun stunt not
working. John on protection said he was touched by a Priest, he said
this was in Misery, Brent said he’d need to check the state laws,
Bubba thinks they have horrible laws, as the victim must be under 31.
The guy said at the age of 11, the priest made him drink beer, Manson
said the first time he tried it, he almost puked. The guy said he
tries to block out the memory, he said this happened about 8 or 12
times, the guys think he should get counseling. We then heard a 911
call where a woman was giving birth while in the car, Bubba thinks he
here’s the woman screaming in the background. Spice wondered if the
chord can hang out for a while, Bubba said yes. We then heard a news
clip about a dog that got electrocuted on an Electric street panel.
Barrett said one of his friends had a situation like that, where a
woman died on one of them, he said there’s a street named after her,
Bubba wonders if the guys will ever have a street named after them,
Brent doesn’t think so. We then heard a news clip about a woman who
threw her ex boyfriend’s mom’s ashes out of a window, Ned wonders if
the ashes got spilled. Chris in Brandon said he’s an electrician, he
said that they used to concrete, the wires are somewhat exposed. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Chris Dingman Calls in

Coming out o commercials, we heard a promo for the Android app,
followed by Chris Dingman’s bumper. Bubba thinks Chris went to the
Linkin park show, Spice said Chris was drunk at the show, Chris came
on denying it, he said
Spice couldn’t see him because of his jacket. Spice recapped how drunk
Chris was, Chris thinks it was a Michael Jackson jacket, he said he
was enjoying a concert. Bubba likes how Marty was listed as a captain;
Chris said this would be the first time Marty would get drafted. Chris
then gave his top four picks for the captains:

1. Stamkose
2. John Fitez
3. Brad Richards
4. Tim Thomas

Bubba thinks the currently goally is on fire. Spice said the Lyn Berry
filed bankruptcy, Bubba thinks that was Orin’s demise. Chris said he
was in Vegas for a Garth Brookes concert; he thinks Orin had some good
intentions. Bubba likes how the new guys are user friendly, he thinks
he’s been to about 8 sporting venues, he said he’d rank the forum in
the top 3; he then went over some games that will be coming up. Gary
asked Chris what his thoughts were on Mike Smith, Chris said it’s all
on how he’s playing, he said Rolson is an American, Bubba said he
loves Malone, Chris thinks Malone could kick his ass in a tattoo
contest, Spice thinks it all depends on how drunk Chris is, Manson as
a drunk guy goofed on Spice, this had Spice laughing his ass off.
Chris said he’s on Facebook, but he takes about two months to friend
someone. The guys busted Chris’s balls a little more on being drunk at
the concert, Manson thinks Chris isn’t amused. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – various news

Bubba took a call from a guy who said that he got the wrong ashes
after cremation. We then heard a news clip about cursive writing
possibly going away, Bubba said he’s not good at doing that stuff. We
then heard a news clip about a school banning camouflage, as it might
be gang related. We then heard a news clip about a kid who shot his
family, Bubba cracked up at the guy in the news clip. Paul on
protection came on talking about cremation, he then described what
happens, there’s a 48 hour waiting period, so that no foul play has
happened, Ned thinks the guy is going on and on. Bubba said that he
just got a text from Gene Lasker, who said that Kevin Hayslett got his
charges thrown out. Brent said there’s going to be a memorial service
tomorrow, anyone who would like to attend can, Bubba said he’ll go the
funeral, he thinks he needs a Big and Tall place, he can’t go to Mr.
Man’s, as what he has now is too big for him. Spice ten plugged what
they’ve got coming up on the show for tomorrow. Dustin in Charleston
said he was wearing the big Military issue jackets, they were called
the people in green, he doesn’t like how the schools can regulate. We
then heard a news clip a bus driver getting a $1,000, Ned thinks the
person is guilty; Bubba said that Ned hates Mexicans. Jeff in St. Pete
said it’s tough getting enough officers to cover the funeral, Bubba
thinks it’s at the place where he got married. Jay said he was
suspended a few years ago for wearing a Shampala shirt. Bubba plugged
Wittmore’s ride, ned said he’s excited about Saturday, Bubba said that
Steve won’t be going; Ned said that he’s bummed out. Bubba called up
Steve from Step’s Towing, ned said he has an over active bladder.
Spice said that everyone wants to hang out with Ned, yet after they
do, they don’t want to hang out with him. They then ended the show a
few seconds later.

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