Thursday, February 25, 2010

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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Olympics, Jason Ellis

Bubba started off by saying the music was provided by Big Dick, he
then goofed on him, saying he’d rather be in Chicago than Tampa, Spice
is surprised. Bubba wondered about The Blues Brothers, Manson thinks
the actors are the real thing, he said he’s probably the only man in
America who has never seen the movie, Spice said he’s never seen it,
Brent said it’s good. Bubba said his house is a sick ward, he said it
started with Tyler, then he got it, he thinks Julia got it, now
Tyler’s mom has it, he said Twenty-five will be taking Tyler to
school, Manson thinks the people at Tyler’s school don’t like blacks.
Bubba wonders what kind of flu is going around, he then recapped some
sports scores, he then gave the medal count, the Olympic music was
heard in the background, he thinks the cross country skiing was
boring, Manson thinks the women’s hockey game should be interesting to
watch. Spenser said that Jason Ellis is taking credit for hacking
Bubba’s Twitter account, Bubba said it’s amazing they still can’t get
control of the account, he hopes Ellis isn’t behind it, he thinks
Jason is in a fight with himself, he said he’s done with giving him
advice, Spice said he’s washed his hands of the whole situation,
Manson said they’ve got the army of tanks, while Ellis is throwing
rocks. Bubba wished Jason the best of luck; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Janessa Brazil, then
into a rock cover of “Baby got Back”. Bubba wonders if btls.com is
still under their control, he wondered about the survey with the
bumper music, he thinks it’s a negative leaning question. The first
email of the day watched a race with Danica in it, the emailer feels
bad for her, as she’s that horrible. Another emailer said Ron from the
Ron and Ian show has been out for four weeks, the guys think it could
be money. Brent thinks Ron is older than Bubba is; Bubba likes how Ron
is in shape. Another emailer said they were at the DMV, they had to
switch from MA to FL licenses, the emailer was denied a license. Bubba
said Heather was registering at the DMV, she was told her driver’s
license expires in a year. Once it expires, you have to bring in four
forms of identification, including a passport, your existing driver’s
license, social security, and a bill, and your name has to match
perfectly. Bubba said his problem is Bubba the love sponge is his
legal name, his social security card says Todd Clem, his mail says
Bubba Clem, he said “the love sponge” is the middle part of his name,
he said it’s outrageous. Spice said he recently got his passport; he
thinks a lot of people don’t have them. Brian in Jacksonville said he
just got his renewed via the mail, he was told the same thing, Brent
thinks the system hasn’t caught up with the rules. Bubba took a call
from a guy who had the same thing happen; Bubba thinks the people at
the DMV are on the same page. Another emailer said today is the five
year anniversary of Jessica Lunsford’s death;
Brent said they’re trying to repeal some parts of it, Bubba thinks
they should have more restrictions on where sex offenders live.
Another emailer thinks Bubba should check out Glen Beck, he said he’s
a little jealous of Beck, Spice said he’d rather take Glen over
Limbaugh. Brent said the Republicans are fighting over Glen’s comments
on the party. Manson said Glen used to rally to keep Schiavo alive, he
thinks he’s phony, Ned thinks Beck is an asshole, Bubba thinks Beck is
the only guy who cashed in big after September 11, Manson said he’s a
great entertainer. Another emailer thanked Bubba for mentioning Miles
Automotive, Spice said Tasha’s car is down there, Bubba thinks they
have a lot of business there. Another emailer suggested an inspection
on Bubba’s house;
Bubba thinks insurance is such a shakedown. Another emailer said the
Daily crossword on Yahoo, 36 down, Bubba thinks they were a part of
Trivial Pursuit. Another emailer said the woman who talked about her
car, Manson thinks it’s like “Christine”; Bubba said he’d ram his car
into a guardrail if he had to. Another emailer swung by Mike’s Pizza,
they really enjoyed the sandwich. Another emailer wonders if Bubba
attend a speedway, Bubba said he’s been there. Another emailer said
the people caught with open containers have to do community service,
the emailer suggested the people getting busted should put the fliers
up. Another emailer was excited over the guys coming to Canada.
Another emailer wondered if “the Boopity song” and “dueling Der Ders”
as ringtones. Another emailer said he wouldn’t pay much attention to
Jason Ellis. Steve said he found a spelling error on the website, he
said colonel is spelled c-o-l-n-e-l; Brent said it’s spelled right.
Scott said he has wind mitigation on his house, he said up to $1300,
Bubba thinks he should do it, he regrets throwing the email away, Ned
thinks Bubba will make the guy a general, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Captain Janks’s latest prank call, various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Brn Garage sale,
then into Ned’s “Introduction for New Listeners” from “Bubba’s new and
Misc Hits Vol. 8”, track 11. Bubba said hi to his Mom and Sister, he
then said he has to get into the Sea World attack, he said there’s a
reason why the whale is a killer whale, Spice said you kind of feel
bad for the victim. Captain Janks said he called ESPN saying he was
Brian Westbrook, Bubba said they’ve had him on. Janks said he told the
producer he was Brian’s manager, he then did a demonstration of what
he did, he said he didn’t try a black voice. We then heard the clip,
where Scott Van Pelt is describing Westbrook’s career. Janks came on
doing a voice, saying he likes Philadelphia, Spice pointed out when he
turns from black to white. Janks said he’s got respect for Andy Read,
he then said he’d like to worship the prostate of Howard Stern; he got
hung up after that. Spice wishes they had someone as talented as Janks
is, Bubba said he’s a very talented man. We then heard a news clip
about something, Bubba realized he played the wrong clip. We then
heard a news clip about a woman who killed her daughter, she then
tried to kill her son, she then shot herself. Bubba said he’d do
anything for his kid, Spice said there are some people who are off, he
said there’s some kind of bond between a Mother and a Son, Bubba said
this goes back to qualifying to have kids, he wonders what the kids’s
final thoughts are as their parent is killing them, the guys then
goofed on the woman’s voice, Bubba said he’d just fall over if he was
the operator, he thinks she didn’t do a good enough job at killing
herself, Manson wondered if she died, he said he has no sympathy for
her. Bubba thinks the emergency room guys weren’t working on her,
Spice suggested they just handed over the face. Bubba hopes no one
remembers anything when they’re two, he thinks you shouldn’t know this
stuff, he thinks it’s an outlandish story, Manson thinks it’s great
ammunition, Bubba and Spice recreated a situation regarding that,
Bubba thinks it’s irresponsible to even do that. Ryan in Georgia said
it’s about ten miles from a race track, he said she lived for about an
hour, he wishes she could’ve hung on longer, Bubba said he’d leave the
doors open and gas it up. We then heard a news clip about a guy who is
looking for a license plate that says “I’m Gay”, Bubba thinks it’s not
offensive, he isn’t sure on the term “Trumping the ability to the
First
Amendment”, Spice thinks the guy should just put a rainbow sticker on
it, the guys wonder about the lisp, Bubba wonders if they practice
that stuff. Jeff in Lakeland said that a lot of people are claimed to
be homeless, Bubba isn’t sure about that. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Legal advice with Steve Diaco

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “NC Double D”
contest. We then heard a promo for Steven diaco, Steve cracked up at
it, he said Dan will be fine, his car is messed up. Bubba thinks the
last person you want to hit would be one of the Diacos, Spice recapped
how it would go down, Steve said Jay is snapping pictures, he said
they’ll get through it. Bubba said that Adams and Diaco is great, the
number is 1800-803-1076. Spice thinks they should have a marketing
slogan, Bubba suggested “Well hung, well connected”, he likes how
Charlie was on TV, Steve said he talks with him quite frequently, he
said he’s very approachable. Bubba wanted to call him; he told Steve
he didn’t have a hair on his ass if he didn’t give him the number.
Charlie Crist came on, Charlie said it was great to hear him, Bubba
told him he loved seeing him on TV. Charlie said the real deal is
doing what is right, he said that he liked Pam Iorio; he asked what’s
wrong with being civil with other people. Bubba said it’s a sad day
when you’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t, Charlie
said he doesn’t’ agree with everything Obama does, he said he was
raised to be a good person, he said he represents all the people of
Florida. Bubba said no one mentions his wife, Charlie said she’s a
great woman. Bubba asked Charlie about the high-speed railway, Charlie
said he loves it, as it will produce more jobs, he said it’s a great
way to travel. Steve said because of Charlie’s efforts, the I4
connecter is being constructed. Bubba said that no matter hat Charlie
does, he’ll have haters, he said that Charlie could find the cure for
cancer, someone would complain. Charlie said he believes in freedom,
Steve likes how Charlie stood up to State Farm, he said some of
Rubio’s campaign money has been from State Farm. Charlie said people
have the ability to see through problems, he said the primaries are on
August 24.
Steve thanked Bubba and Brent for reporting the truth, Bubba thinks
Charlie is an excellent debater, he said that Rubio has never been on
the show; Charlie said Rubio wouldn’t meet with him on “Meet the
Press”. Steve thinks Charlie is the coolest guy ever, Brent said
there’s an article about Rubio in the Miami Harold, he then read a
little of the article, Steve thinks it’s disgusting, he said Charlie
isn’t a corrupted politician. Sean in Clearwater said Tuesday was his
daughter’s birthday, she fell on the speed bump, Steve said they may
have med pay, Bubba thinks Sam’s Club won’t allow something like this,
the guy said she got some stitches, Steve said he’ll help the guy, he
said they’ll take small cases. Bubba said that the Diacos aren’t the
highly produced ambulance chasers; Steve said the fans have been
amazing; Bubba had to correct Steve for saying Heather Hunter. Brent
suggested you switch over to Republican so you can vote. Bubba read
some more of the article, he said the first lady of his business means
nothing, Steve said this is new stuff, he thinks he’s in trouble, he
asked for Florida to wake up. Dave in Tampa said his wife had a
historectame, she was beat red around the mid section, she had three
different staff infections, she now has a two inch wide gash, Steve
said they’ll help the guy out,, he said just because you see a
billboard, it doesn’t’ mean the person is competent. Michelle in Miami
wondered if there’s a statute of limitations for malpractice, she said
she had a surgery around June of 2008, the doctor was supposed to
remove a sist, it hasn’t been taken care of, she said it’s internal.
Steve said she still has time, he said they could file an extension;
Michelle thinks the doctor was ignorant. Kevin in Virginia said his
mom went to Outback, she ended up falling, she has a hematoma, we then
heard “dueling er Ders” in the background, Spice thinks the guy is
ignorant, he thinks Ned called in, Steve gave the guy his number.
Spice goofed on the guy, wondering if he could sue Mother Nature,
Steve was laughing his ass off. Bubba thinks Ned has the Diacos on
speed dial, the guys were cracking up when Ned said he wanted constant
heat. Bubba said Ned has some slug lines for the Diacos, Steve said
he’s scared to death during all this. Ned suggested “Steve Diaco, the
people’s butter knife”. “Steve diaco, the people’s bronze medalist”,
“Attorney to the Scars”, “Steve diaco, he asked a 73 year-old redneck
to come up with his slogans, how smart can he be?” “Steve diaco, he’s
kind of a good lawyer”. Steve cracked up at the suggestions; he thinks
Ned should work on his stuff. Bubba thinks Steve carried hundred
dollar bills when he was a kid; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – Killer whale discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Donna Waters, then into “Stocky” from “bubba Show classics
Vol. 10”, track 15. Bubba thinks that bit was a little excessive, he
thinks he could do it for the next seven or eight years, he said you
can only edit stuff so much, he said he really likes this gig, he then
wonders what they’ll do when Ned dies; Brent thinks they have a
Nedtacular. Ned suggests a big party, he said they could play a bunch
of his bits and get drunk. We then heard a news clip about a trainer
who got killed by a whale, Bubba thinks there’s footage of it, Manson
said that Donna was on YouTube last night looking for that kind of
stuff, Manson said the whale didn’t do it. Bubba doesn’t like how they
stated the obvious, he said he’d like to watch the outcome, he thinks
the news hasn’t told them anything. Spice read some stats, Bubba
thinks you have to go on EBay for a killer whale, the guys wonder if
mentioning a kid celebrating a birthday was important, Spice thinks
the whale is a serial killer, Brent said it takes three people to be
killed to be considered a serial killer, the guys goofed on the people
in the clip, Bubba said they’re really isn’t much you can do, he
thinks the whale had a bad day. Disco Joe on protection said the whale
is one that isn’t supposed to be around entertainers, the guy said
that the whale has killed some other people; the guys think the whale
is pissed. Spice wondered if the whale is to blame, the guy said yes.
Bubba thinks the whale doesn’t want to be there, he then asked what
they’ll be doing with it; the guy said he’ll be back doing shows.
Spice wonders how big of an area does a whale like that need, the guy
said around a million gallons of water, he said it’s half the size of
the living seas, he said they’ve got eight other whales at SeaWorld,
Spice thinks he’s on permanent house arrest. Bubba wondered if there
was an issue with the trainer, the guy said she might’ve been lax in
security. Bubba wondered if she was eaten, Spice said she was pulled
under water. Bubba thinks the whale will have quite the legacy, Manson
said he’s heard about the guy who slept in the park. Spice wonders if
anyone tried to deal with it, the guy said no. Bubba asked about the
various stunts, the guy said they train them before they get to the
parks, he said the whale knows a person is there. Spice wonders if
this will be it with the whales and human relationship, the guy said
no, Bubba thinks it might make the show more popular. Bubba said he’d
shoot the whale if he tired that. Bill in Tampa said they can’t count
that one, as it’s a clean kill, the guys cracked up at that. We then
heard a news clip about a whale that killed a homeless guy, Bubba said
he’d like to be sold as a stud. We then heard a clip of Richard Ellis
talking about it, Bubba thinks anything can be a killer, Manson thinks
the guy is a loon. Spice thinks a whale is a shark in a tux, the guys
think he’s rambling on, Ned said he’d like to party with this guy.
Spice said he can picture the guy smoking a pipe. Nick said he was at
SeaWorld; the whale show was stopped, as the whales were not
cooperating. Bubba said Manson he has an offering called “Wild Whale”,
parody of “wild World”, Spice thinks he sounds like Hammil, bubba
thinks they should have him do a tribute, Brent said Cat Stevens
changed his name to Yusuf. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Awesome Kong Suing Bubba?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt,
then into a promo for the show’s Twitter page. We then heard Ned’s The
Chronic”, Bubba stopped it to take a phone call. Eric said that
Awesome Kong is suing Bubba; Spice said someone should be held liable
for writing stuff like this. Bubba said he doesn’t call anyone at that
time, Brent said it never happened, Bubba said this is just heat
reversal, he said he’s never called Awesome Kong, he asked Dave to
look for the data, Spice thinks the story is full of holes, Brent said
that no one really says anything around there until 5:45. Bubba said
he’s never spoken to Awesome Kong after the fight, he then said that
there is a lawsuit, he asked for Hayslett and Diaco to get on board,
Brent said Tom Bean is going to let them know that it’s on, he thinks
it’s preposterous , the guys cracked up when Bubba read that a sound
effect was used, he asked that ATNT give her the number, he said he
could pull his records from that day, he thinks he should sue TNA for
this one, Brent thinks the wrestling rags are jabrones. Kevin thinks
Bubba should take her for assault charges; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Manson’s new bit, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt.
We then heard Manson’s “Wild Whale”. Bubba thinks he needs a new CD
player, he accidently played another clip, Spice thinks the lawsuit is
pointless. Bubba said he’s not mentioning TNA, he said that Buddy’s
Home Furnishing will be offering two weeks free on a payment, he then
discussed Jeff Hess, Spice thinks they should sell a watch for about
$5, Manson thinks $20 would work. Bubba said ned is selling one of his
trikes, he thinks it will only be used for pictures, he suggests he
put it on display at Jim’s, Ned said there’s a sucker born every
minute, Bubba complimented Manson for his latest offering. Brent said
Bean is Irish hot, Manson wonders if he unbuttoned the top button of
his shirt. We then heard a news clip about a woman who was pulled out
of her burning house, she weighs about 500 pounds, the guys cracked up
at the call, Ned thinks if she made her bed, she should lay in it. The
guys then said fire a few times; Brent said there’s no update on
Artie. Bubba said he’s really tired, he said he had an interview with
Phil Hendrie. We then heard a news clip about getting dogs fixed for
free, Spice said a lot of people don’t want that for some reason. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – coming up on the show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for unity in the
Community. We then heard “Wild Tigers bite” from “Ned’s Parody songs
Vol. 3”, track 9, parody of “Saturday Night” by the Bay City Rollers.
Bubba said he’s a little taken back by everything has happened, the
guys think he got sucker punched again. Bubba said that Tom Bean
called the lawyers at TNA who have been saying some stuff, he then
went over some birthdays, Spice thinks Carrot Top looks freaky, Spice
said he hates Sally Jessey with a passion, he felt violated, he then
recapped his experience, Bubba said they’re only responsible with you
for a while. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show, he
said he’s got Peter Max calling in, he said he’s looking forward to
the leech challenge, he wants to do it with Jim Florentine, he thinks
Brent’s room turns into the war room, he thinks his days at TNA are
over, they then ended the show a few seconds later.