Thursday, February 04, 2010

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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Manson has heat with the Improv?

Bubba said the music was provided by Spice, he then said he got a new
wind screen, he said he talks across the mic; Ned said he puts his
face right up into it. Bubba said that JT the Brick canceled for
today, as he’s been up for 26 hours, he then recapped some sports
scores, he likes how Brian Johnson ripped into Bono for talking about
political stuff during songs, Spice thinks the rest of the band is
board by that stuff. Bubba plugged BubbaRaw.com, he thinks Pauly Shore
should be the host for Stripper Trivia, he thinks Manson should bring
the Pagan Potheads show to the Improv, Manson said no comment, he said
he might have some heat with that. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Manson’s Improv issue, Emails, Mark Matthews

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BN Race. Jim in
New York said he’d like to mark out, with some heat on the back side,
he thinks the new bit is brilliant, Bubba said they’ll get some
mileage from the new bit, he said the show was so bad, he almost beat
his wife over it. Jim said he doesn’t like $29 for a 15 inch sticker,
Bubba told the guy not to buy it. Mike in Tampa asked what Bubba has
going on with TNA; Bubba said he doesn’t have anything at the moment.
The guy said he can’t wait to get a piece of Ned, Bubba had to dump
him, Ned said that was offensive. Toby said he was listening to 98
Rock; one of the djs dedicated “All the Small Things” to Bubba. Manson
said he can’t wait to go to Marco Island, he said the guy at the
Improv was nice, he’s upset over the lack of respect of the show, he
thinks they have Ron and Ron type success, he said the guy didn’t get
it, he emailed the guy saying that he’ll pay a comedian not to show
up, he didn’t get anything back. Spice said he was involved in the
beginning stages, he said it didn’t go the way it was going. Manson
said he called Captain Brien; he got it done within a day. Bubba went
over some birthdays; Spice said there’s something loveable about
Lawrence Taylor. The first email of the day is bummed out that Bubba
isn’t in Miami for Super bowl week, the emailer said they said Bubba
Army to Paul and Young Ron, Bubba said he got the ratings back,
they’ve gone up, he said it won’t cut it when people find out Bubba is
on, he said you have to tell people about stuff like this. James in
Ft. Meyers said he turned on the radio, someone said you should see
Manson and Brent at the Freedom of Speech tour, Brent said he wouldn’t
go. Another emailer said he met Contessa Brewer; he emailed her about
being on the show, Bubba thinks it’s not going to happen. Brian in Ft.
Meyers said he heard the same thing, Bubba had to dump him, he said he
has zero tolerance for people who say they’re apart of the Bible belt,
he wonders when Religion stops and advertising starts, he said porn
sells in Ft. Meyers, as it does in Vegas. Another emailer asked Bubba
to be his radio mentor, he directed Bubba to RadioConnection.com.
Bubba said Howard didn’t teach him the business, he said Howard got
them in as a life line; Spice thinks the site is really slick. Mark
Matthews was on the line, he said that stuff does exist, Bubba thinks
it’s with some small company, he thinks it’s based out of Ft. Meyers.
Bubba wonders if they had any white men in Ft. Meyers who were asked,
Mark said Lee County is heavily ethnic, Bubba said it must be
pathetic, as they have to fragment the ratings into North and South
Florida, he wonders when they can go to a four book, mark said it’s
when people agree. Bubba wonders what else he can bring, he wonders
why Beasly is so mean to him, Mark said he’s not allowed to say the
name of the President. Bubba said Beasly doesn’t take them seriously
for some reason, he thinks there isn’t anything else for him to do but
leave, Mark said that Stan and Hany are big in the afternoons. Bubba
went over some people who haven’t worked out in Ft. Meyers, he
mentioned Mancow and Lex and Terry, he wonders why they’re butchering
the name of the Pagan Potheads Tour, he said they’re running the promo
Carl sent him, he said he doesn’t know how to play stuff down the
phone. Bubba suggested Mark just put the phone on the speaker, he
thinks Mark could be a Politician; we then heard the promo for the
event. Manson said that he says free thinking comedy tour, Mark thinks
the complainers are babies, Spice thinks he’s the best, Bubba said
it’s like on Charlie’s Angels, he said if they lost him and Stan and
Hany, they won’t have much left, mark said he doesn’t care about
Vegas, Spice thinks Mark doesn’t know who to go to. Bubba thinks being
told to submit a video was disrespectful. Spice asked him how it would
go down, mark didn’t say anything, Bubba thinks it’s over for them in
Ft. Meyers. Mark said Bubba wants to go to more stations, Bubba said
when the Vegas Pd gets sick of the local show being in 39th place,
he’ll reconsider it. Bubba recaps how it should’ve gone down. Mark
said he’s concerned over what he does, he wonders how many months they
have left, Bubba thinks Mark isn’t concerned about him. Mark said he
doesn’t have to deal with any fires, but he does get a lot of
headaches. Bubba asked Mark what he would say about working with
Bubba, Mark said the show is always right on time, there’s always a
lot of communication, Bubba said he’s a competitive dick, ned thinks
Mark is drunk. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails, Richard Mctear found not guilty?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for voting for Janessa
Brazil. Spice had a cover of Pink Floyd’s “run Like Hell”, Bubba
didn’t like it, Manson thinks that’s what Tiger Woods’s wife sounded
like. Another emailer said he knows the girl who flashed the TV her
boob. Another emailer said a cop was killed in the line of duty, Bubba
said he would love to, but the emailer didn’t put the link in. Another
emailer said they have cameras on the free way that flag speed; the
emailer thinks it’s a joke. Bubba said he got so many emails about the
red light camera situation, Spice said he’s interested in hearing
Kevin Hayslett’s spin on this. Bubba said he has a problem with a
company entering on a profit sharing with a municipality. Another
emailer said sometimes Bubba is on point, but also that he has adhd,
Bubba said that’s what makes him who he is. Another emailer thinks the
red light cameras are a joke. Another emailer asked for Tiger Lili
information, Manson said its 948-0247. Spice said he saw the iPhone
Bubba Army skin, Spice said he likes it, Manson said Donna said she’d
like one, Bubba said they’ll have pink ones for girls. Another emailer
said Phoenix is having highway cameras. Bill in Ft. Meyers said they
just did a story about the flash bulbs going crazy, Bubba thinks he
was right, he then said that Richard Mctear was found not guilty for
battery, he thinks it doesn’t matter, we then heard a news clip about
that, Bubba thinks maybe he should’ve hit Awesome Kong after all.
Spice thinks he was found not guilty for being un able to understand
him. We then heard Ned’s “Dead Bay-bay” from “bubba show classics Vol.
10”, track 17. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Legal Advice with Kevin Hayslett

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army skin,
then into “Crawling” by Link and Park as bumper music, then into Kevin
Hayslett’s bumper, Bubba said this is one of their favorite segments.
Kevin said he’s going skiing with his son, he said you can only love
one; he said I depends on the day. Spice asked him if he could kill
someone and not get caught, Kevin said he could do that. Erick in
Clearwater said his girlfriend got a dui, she had to get the
breathalyzer device in her car, Kevin said the law changed, he said
you can’t wait it out, he said the issue is the time. Bubba read an
email from someone who said they got a third degree murder charge,
Kevin said it’s the lowest level of murder, he said it’s like driving
a car with a crowd of people, or throwing an arrow at someone. Another
emailer asked for clemency, Kevin said she could get it. Dwain said
when he was 18, he hung out with the wrong people, he has two felonies
for grand theft auto. Kevin explained the difference between sealing
and expungement, Bubba thinks he’s done. Kevin said the permanent
conviction is the gift that keeps on giving. John said he was at the
Mud Hole a few months ago, he got popped for tress passing and
possession of marijuana, he said he had about a quarter of an ounce,
Kevin said the act that gets the person caught is the tress passing,
he said he’s beaten marijuana charges. Bubba read another email from
someone who said he was arrested for domestic violence, the woman
asked to put it all behind them, the guys cracked up when the emailer
asked if he needs a lawyer. Kevin said if you’re involved in battery,
the victim cannot drop the charges, Bubba in a Southern voice asked
that the charges be dropped. Kevin said everyone thinks this is
something new; he went on to say if the emailer is convicted of
domestic violence, he can’t get a concealed weapon. Spice asked if a
cop will appear and say everything is cool, Kevin said post O.J.
Simpson, it wouldn’t work out, he said one or both parties can get
arrested if a fight has started. Another emailer said they know
someone who said there was a hit and run, the individual claims they
didn’t see them. Kevin said he can give the emailer a name, he said
they have to prove some things. Matt in Tampa asked if your held to
hire level for blood alcohol content, Kevin said your cdl license is
at risk. Linzy said in September of 2008, he got arrested for
possession of a controlled substance, he asked to get his name off,
Kevin said a diversion program. Bubba asked the guys if they’re
hearing a cut out, Dave said he’s heard it. bubba asked that Kevin
Hayslett follow him on Twitter, Kevin said there’s another Bubba on
Twitter. Bubba wondered why Dave doesn’t use Twitter, Dave said he
wasn’t invited. Bubba took a call from a woman who said her Dad tried
to become a citizen, he’s not able to be one, due to a false insurance
claim, Spice told her to shut up, Bubba then Eviled her a few seconds
later, telling her to go to immigration. Kevin said the problem is, a
lot of people have committed crimes, INS is deporting people for that.
We then heard a clip of Kevin Hayslett talking about a dui; Bubba
wonders why it’s not on TV, Spice wishes Kevin had said you’re
screwed. We then heard a clip of Kevin talking about putting your life
back together, Bubba thinks the music sounds like csi, Spice wishes
Kevin would shut up, as he’s trying to hear the music, he said he
wants his lawyer to have nice hair. Bubba thinks Kevin has a lot of
swagger, the guys cracked up when they learned that did Ted Kamikaze
the voice over. Bubba likes how Kevin brings him his information
laminated; Kevin said he gave Sluggo the splash page. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Tim Tebow Abortion bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo to vote for Janessa
Brazil. Bubba said if you’re going to Miami, visit Solid Gold, he said
he’d have a man party there. We then heard Ned’s “Man Party
commercial”, which is not in the catalog. (When the Super bowl was in
town last year, Bubba hosted an event at the Dollhouse), Spice said
Solid Gold is having a chick party. Bubba said he’s gotten emails from
people requesting the Tim Tebow abortion bit, he said people loved it,
we then heard the bit. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour. Bubba said he was going to pull next week’s music, Monday –
Spice, Tuesday – Dave, Wednesday – Brent. Ned wondered why he never
pulls his ball, Bubba said it’s happened before, he then said some
home invasion victims got hot oil put on them. Bubba said Deion texted
him, he asked to get a station in Dallas, Manson thinks it would take
a long time. Spice said he would like to talk to the court reporter
who had to write all this stuff down, we then heard a clip of Richard
Mctear talking. Bubba said this is what happens when trash gets
together, we then heard “the Boopity Song” under the clip, Bubba
stopped and started to comment, he thinks they should just ride out
the song. Bubba thinks they should make it so that if you win the
lottery, you’re not a felon, Spice thinks DD More will be able to pay
for her defense with Abe Shakespeare’s money. We then heard “Dueling
Der Ders” under the clip, Bubba stopped and started to comment, he
wonders how she thinks she’ll get away with it, Spice and Bubba did
some Southern voices. We then heard a news clip about Michael
Jackson’s doctor getting charged for the murder of Jackson, Brent said
if you have no record, you could get it suspended. We then heard Ned’s
“blame It On The Propofol” from “bubba show classics Vol. 11”, track
3, then into “good-Bye World” from “Bubba show classics Vol. 10”,
track 8. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army skin.
Bubba said he’s been getting a bunch of emails on the droid, he has no
idea what it is, Spice said it’s a cool phone, Brent said Big Dick has
one, Bubba goofed on Big Dick a little, he then said when they
started, Dick was rich. Dick said Google has one, Bubba thinks it’s
not as cool as the iPhone, Dick said Twenty-five was, Bubba thinks
he’s got an urban one, he noticed Big dick has been texting Tara, Dick
said the last time Bubba looked at Dick’s phone, he punched him over
it (July 16, 2008 Sirius). Twenty-five came in and said they’d have to
carry a bunch of the skins, he said he’s got a lot more iPhone orders
then anything, Dick said it’s like having a pc with windows.
Twenty-five said Tom is folding shirts, Bubba suggested reverse
slavery, he told Twenty-five he’s one of his favorite people. Bubba
went to Larry; Larry thinks the red light cameras are about saving
lives. Bubba said agrees, he said he has a problem with the companies
being in bed with each other. Larry said they don’t get a dime out of
it, he said the cameras run 24/7. Bubba said today, we’re recognizing
Daniel Angus, Larry said this is something he hopes they never have to
do, he said they’re proud to show the world that, no fallen hero will
come back home alone, he said they’ve talked to some families. Bubba
said this isn’t a local thing; this is a us marine, he likes how David
G gives this kind of service for every fallen hero who enters McDil.
Larry said David wants the spotlight to show on the heroes, he said
there’s nothing more American than doing that. Bubba said he’d like to
meet with David to discuss the Bikes for Badges, which will be on May
22. Brent said the current administration leaves it up to the family
of a fallen hero, bubba wonders what the guy died for, he thinks our
country wouldn’t be that much safer if the people were still alive.
Bubba said he’s just a fat ass who sits behind a microphone and
delivers his opinion, he said we were caught sleeping with 9/11, he
said that for every Arab we kill, someone is going to get through, he
said it’s like a snake that you don’t mess with, he then said he needs
to shut up about all this, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Dan Diaco Calls in, Bubba’s news audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba had no
idea what Spice was playing. Tommy in Miami said he’s really upset, he
said the guy was crying over Bubba’s comments on the war, he said
Bubba doesn’t understand combat. Bubba said he feels for the people
who have to end up losing people, he thinks we should have a stay at
home date. Tommy said the marines were the security, he said he had to
hit the deck, Bubba said we’re hiring cb’s to do work over there, he
said our country is doing short cuts with our guys dying in the
showers. Tommy said he would love to drive to Tampa, he said it brings
back too many bad memories, he said you can’t pick where you want to
go, Bubba said they put their lives in the hands of Politicians who
have never been over there, he thinks the mission screams of the
problem, Manson suggested Operation Boarder Security, Brent said we
shouldn’t have been in Vietnam. Bubba read an article about women who
now have explosive breast implants, another article was about a
virtual fence having a glitch, he said that just proves why we
shouldn’t be over there, he said he apologized if the comments upset
him, he said he was having flashbacks because of our Government, Tommy
said it has to be stopped. Brent said the Gulf of Tonkin was a staged
event to get us into Vietnam. Dan diaco came on and said there’s a
company that deals with leeches. Spice wondered if they put a bunch of
leeches on Tom, Dan said nothing would happen, Dan said he would be
happy to watch. Bubba wonders if they can put them on Tom’s penis, Dan
said he wouldn’t know, he described how the leeches take the blood,
Ned thinks they have a round mouth. Spice wonders how long they’d have
to leave the leeches on Tom, Dan said about one to four hours, Bubba
proposes they use slingshots to get the leeches, Dan said they’re
designed to be used instantly. Spice said they’re a lot of money, he
said it’s about ten dollars a leech. Sgt. Stannic said the guy doing
what he did best, he said rest in peace, he said there’s always
negative feedback in getting the boys home, he suggested positive
support. Bubba wonders if the guy thinks people need to answer
questions, the guy thinks Bubba is right, the guy said they know what
they’re doing; he said they’re not questioning orders. Bubba said he
feels bad for the men and women who came back from Vietnam, Manson
said if they had a draft now, we’d be done with the war by tomorrow.
Bob said he agrees with Bubba, he said he wakes up every morning
dreading the phone call. We then heard a news clip about Ronald and
Misty Cummings, bubba thinks this story will never die, he said this
just screams of white trash, he thinks her mentality speaks volumes,
he then goofed on her crying, Spice said her jail is like a trailor
with bars, he considered it a gated community, Bubba thinks Ned could
do a bit about that, as it’s one sided, Ned thinks the guy is drunk,
Spice likes how he’s stiff. We then heard a clip of misty crying in
jail, the guys cracked up when she asked what ten percent of fifty
thousand dollars. We then heard a news clip about a woman who stabbed
her kids, she came out with her hands behind her back. Bubba wonders
how you can even do that, Manson thinks you have to be out of your
mind, Bubba said this almost brings him to tears; he thinks the Dad
being in America illegally goes back to his original point of not
going to war. Willy in Jacksonville thinks bubba is on point, he
thinks the troops aren’t aware of what they have to do. Bubba said he
would have the troops on a plane home; he’d then drop a nuke on
Pakistan. Valery said she was at The Bone Fish grill, she said she saw
some guy in a limo, she said he was a Formula One boat racer, she said
she spent the night with him, Spice thinks she’s a skank. She
described herself as 38-27-36, she said she’s 52, Bubba thinks this is
Linda Hogan, Ned doesn’t think so. She said it was the best sex, Bubba
thinks if you’re 52, you’re going bareback, Bubba thinks he’s shaming
her, Ned is shocked he didn’t call her back, Spice thinks she’s a
hooker, we then heard the coocoo sound effect, Spice thinks she’s
nuts. She wondered where the guys were, she said she couldn’t hear
them. Bubba thinks they should have her go out with a listener, Manson
thinks she’s a live one. We then heard a news clip about a woman who
is upset over her son not being excepted as a cheerleader, he’s
mentally challenged and is biracial and gay, Bubba thinks a lot of
people can’t handle that, he said he had the same issue in Sixth
grade, he then dumped the audio for some reason, the guy ended up
dying of aids, he then told the guys to be quiet, to let the delay
build back up. We then heard a news clip about tiger Woods coming back
to golf, then into “Horny Black Guy in the PGA” from “bubba Show
classics Vol. 12”, track 8, then into “Tiger Woods Song” from “bubba
Show classics Vol. 12”, track 4. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.