Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Segment 1 – Sports scores, TNA discussions, coming up on the show

Bubba started off by saying that today is when they’re bringing in the
Ned sandwich, Spice thinks it is, Ned had to correct Bubba on the
title. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he then plugged
Twenty-five’s appearance in Orlando today, he thinks it’ll be a Bubba
VIP meet and greet, he went on to say that TNA will most likely be all
Bubba Army people. Spice thinks TNA will have to expand the sound
stage, Bubba thinks it will be made like WCW, he thinks he shouldn’t
have said that, he then plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show
for the next couple of days. Bubba said he’s thinking about moving his
departure time up to 11:30, he thinks it would make a world of
difference, Brent said he could do that. Bubba said that today is the
last day of them being in the studio for the year, he said that
everyone gets a bit of a bonus, he said he’s thinking about giving
some interns an on-air evaluation, he used Pantera as an example, he
thinks he should ask the person in question what they’ve done first,
he said if you’re not asked to come in, you won’t get one. Bubba
wonders if he should start with the guys in the studio, Ned shot it
down, Bubba then wondered if he should really do that. Jeff in Texas
said he owes Bubba, Jeff said he got pulled over, he did what Bubba
has suggested in the past, the cop liked the Bubba Army sticker, he
said he played “B-Fudd Works the Drive-Thru” for the cop from “the
Clemulus Package” disc 2, track 14, the guy didn’t get a ticket. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Twenty-five Cent and Gale check in, BRN Evaluation pt. 1

Bubba told the listeners that Gale isn’t a hot woman, Ned said that
Gale is a hot dude, Bubba thinks they’ll have some tna passes at Toys
For Tatas. Bubba took a call from a guy who said he went to get Bubba
Raw, the manager said he “Wouldn’t carry that filth in his store”, the
guy said this was in Ohio, it happened around Saturday at Noon, Bubba
said he’ll look into it, he went on to ask Bubba if he’ll sign some
DVDS. Twenty-five was on, he said they’ve had a few people coming by,
he said he had to get some merchandise taken care of, Spice thinks
Bubba should give him his employee evaluation. Twenty-five thinks he’s
done pretty good, he thinks he could improve the store, he said he’ll
try to get more retail locations, Bubba wonders why 75 Crome Shop
isn’t interested, Twenty-five said no one got back to them, he thinks
they could’ve sold a lot of Wonkas, Bubba likes how Barney’s has sold
some stuff. Gale came on a few seconds later, Bubba said he has a
check for him, he asked him what he thinks he can do better in the
next year, Gale said that he could try and get more online retailers,
Bubba let him go a short time later. Bubba asked Ned about his
performance, Ned said he’ll try to do more phone calls, Bubba said
he’d like that, he thinks work is a release from home, Ned thinks it’s
the greatest job in the world. Dave said he hopes to do a good job
next year, he hopes to help out with the big projects, Bubba wants
Dave to train someone to get the small stuff off his plate. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Ned’s 12 Inch Meaty
Mandingo”. Bubba said around this time tomorrow, they’ll be shuffling
men through at Toys for Tatas, Spice remembers when they had lesbians
last year, Bubba suggested you put dollar bills on your windshield
wipers. Joe thinks Twenty-five is a great employee, he wished the guys
a merry Christmas, Spice called Twenty-five a grinder, Bubba said he’s
one of his favorite people. Bubba went over some birthdays, he said
the publisher of Penthouse is 79. The first email of the day said that
a station is doing the Toys for Tatas event, he said he understands
where Howard is coming from when he complains about stuff like that.
Another emailer wonders if Bubba will be going to Venue on New Year’s
Eve, Bubba said he’ll go there. Another emailer said they need two tna
passes, Bubba said he’ll help the emailer out. Another emailer said
the show is like a gift to him, he said his wife was in the hospital,
Bubba thanked him for that. Another emailer wondered where they can
get the Back9BBQ chicken dip, Spice thinks it’s on the rotator.
Another emailer said they met Spice, the emailer said Spice was a
really nice guy, Bubba said he takes the bullet in life so Spice can
bust his balls. Spice said he has the receipt from Carl’s gift, Bubba
read it, he apologized, Manson said he enjoyed Carl’s reaction. Bubba
said it’s the thought and effort that is what’s it’s all about. Bubba
said he was watching this clip on YouTube about a first date, he liked
it. Another emailer said that they work at the Wing house, the emailer
thanked Bubba for the kind words, he said Jimmy Kleavis is dating a
girl who works there. Another emailer said they would love to go to
the tna event, Bubba said he’d help out. Another emailer said there’s
a new shoot Straight coming to Lakeland, Bubba said he has to go there
for a new safe, as they make a good spot for property. Another emailer
said that her husband is a little depressed, as she missed out on the
Bubba Wonka. The last email of the day was about Gary from
1800-AskGary. Justin said it was great to hear Bubba on the air, he
said the Staple Center offered $20,000,000 to hold a fight, Spice
thinks it’s insane. Trey in Richmond said the guys are doing great, he
thinks Bubba should match the lottery money, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Football, employee Evaluations pt. 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Toys for Tatas, then
into “Paint It black” as bumper music. Bubba plugged Twenty-five’s
appearance, he said there’s no reason for you not to be a part of the
event, as you can print the pass out on btls.com, he thinks tna has no
idea how many people listen to the show. We then heard the Monday
Night Football music, Brent thinks they should email Sluggo their
picks for the rest of the year, Spice said he’ll participate in this
one. The guys then went over their picks for this week, Ned thinks
Romo sucks. Bubba said that Chris Henry really messed himself up while
chasing some ass, he thinks Chris is an idiot. Bubba asked for some
people to come in, he asked for Big dick, Sluggo and Pantera, he
thinks they didn’t do Brent’s evaluation. Pantera came in, Bubba said
he has something for him, Pantera thinks he did alright, he said he’ll
commit himself a little more next year, Manson thinks Pantera needs to
step it up. Spice wonders where Pantera sees himself, Pantera hopes
for a full-time position, he said he wants more responsibilities, he
said he got behind on some bills, Bubba thinks he’s going to seize
out. Bubba had Sluggo in, he thinks giving Sluggo a check is a
mistake, he said he’s not happy with him, he said he’s on very thin
ice, he thinks he’s half assed his responsibilities. Sluggo said he’s
done a horrible job, he said he’d like to apologize for that. Spice
wondered where he’ll be in a year, Sluggo thinks it’ll be the same.
Big Dick was in, the guys goofed on his voice, Bubba told him to get
his psp out of the gym. Big Dick thinks he’s done alright, Bubba
thinks he’s calmed down, Dick said he’s on some decent weed. Spice
asked Dick if he has a girlfriend, Dick said no, Bubba thinks he’s
going to Craigslist for whores, Dick said that he gets laid, he said
it happens about three or four times a month, the guys goof on Big
Dick making a booty call. Dick said the woman he likes is a few years
younger than he is, this had the guys laughing their asses off. Bubba
thinks Big Dick is too negative to masturbate, Dick asked if he could
leave, the guys denied him. Bubba thinks Dick has so much money, that
he doesn’t need to look at it. The guys think Tiger Woods is a prick,
Bubba thinks tiger doesn’t know how the real world works. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Steve and Dan diaco visit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for horning a hero at
btls.com. We then heard Steve and Dan Diaco’s bumper, Bubba thinks
they’ll take it to the top of the hour. Bubba said he knows Jeff, Jeff
said he just brought by some breakfast. Bubba said that Ray brought by
some yogurt, Jeff described it, we then heard Steve’s bumper, he
thinks the well hung part wasn’t in there, Steve thinks it’s in the
Manson song (June 26, 2009). Bubba said he’s never been to the Loge,
Jeff told him where it was, Bubba said he doesn’t know his way around
South Tampa, he told the guys not to expect anything back from Spice.
Kelly in Tampa said she was looking for a tummy tuck, Dan said he does
one or two a week. Steve said they’ve handled cases with plastic
surgeons who have botched that kind of surgery. Dan said there’s
nothing more frustrating than going to doctors who aren’t surgeons.
Bubba wonders what the phrase “board certified” mean, Dan said there’s
the main kind, he explained the differences, he said he has to take
some tests to keep his license, he suggests you ask that the doctor is
board certified. Steve said almost the same thing happens in his
business, he said you’re looking for an av rating. Kelly said she’s
pregnant now, she thinks it’ll be a little more skin after the baby.
Bubba wonders if she’d need it, Dan said they could do liposuction.
Dan’s number is 1-888-8-Diacos. Spice said that Dr. Ray is selling
stuff, Dan said he’d like to strangle that guy with his own pink
necktie, he remembers a girl who wore a body suit, he ended up running
out of the room. Bubba asked Steve about Tiger Woods, he thinks Tiger
needs to talk now, Steve thinks he needs to do that. Dan thinks he
should’ve had something in his pre-nup, Manson thinks Dan is a bigger
dick than Tiger. Steve said this situation is ugly, he said he feels
bad for him. Bubba said he heard a joke, he then said he’s not saying
what it is, the guys egged him on to do it, he thinks he can’t
remember it. Kenny in Tampa said his wife was looking for vagina
rejuvenation, Bubba thinks they should make that a contest. Dan said
that has the vagina ages, it sometimes has excess skin around it.
Spice wonders how expensive it is, Dan said it’s about $5,000, Steve
thinks its fun to say. William turned out to be Brandy, she said
William was calling on her behalf. Brandy said that she’s 33 weeks
pregnant, she said a problem was overlooked during the ultrasound, her
baby could die, as the baby has no bladder or kidney. Bubba wonders if
you could terminate a kid, Dan thinks it would be a dead burden, Steve
said he’ll help her out. Bubba wondered if the baby will come out
alive or dead, Dan thinks it’ll be born alive, but would die within a
day or two. Manson thinks we should heal with hujmor, Bubba said no.
Dan had a Christmas message, he said there are a lot of hazards to
deal with, he asked that everyone stay safe this holiday season. The
guys discussed a case where a kid got eaten by a dog at a Christmas
party, Bubba thinks a dog attack is one stop shopping, Dan can put
your face back together, and Steve can give you a pay day. Bubba said
he’s never seen one episode of Seinfeld, he said he worked. Bubba told
the joke. A teacher told her students to name a famous person after q
famous quotation. Little Johnny ended up shouting “When will all these
bitches shut up?” the teacher asked him who said it, the kid said
Tiger Woods, this had the guys laughing. Steve said you should keep
his number in your pocket, 1-800-803-1076. The guys think the woman’s
story was really sad, they then discuss what that must be like. Manson
thinks it’s more humane to abort it, Spice thinks she should’ve gone
to Abortion City, Bubba said it would make sense. We then heard
“Abortion city” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 1”, track 2. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Ned’s sandwich unveiled

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Ned’s “Twelve inch
meaty Mandingo”. Bubba plugged the Toys for Tatas event tomorrow, he
thinks everyone at TNA will be Bubba Army. Twenty-five came on, he
said that a girl was talking to him in Spanish, he had to move from
her. Mike from Mike’s Pizza was in, Bubba recapped when they made the
sandwich, Ned said he just took a bite of it. Spice wondered if
there’s a side of man sauce, Bubba thinks the Army won’t like what
mike has provided, he thinks the man sauce is half the gimmick, he
wants to measure it. Bubba thinks it’s nearly thirteen inches, Mike
explained the sandwich, Ned said he likes it, he likes how the cheese
is White American, Spice thinks it looks delicious. Bubba said Ned is
an all meat, no nonsense kind of guy. Spice thinks some bbq sauce
would work, Ned said he likes mayo, Bubba thinks they could expand
this to include chicken and pork, he thinks Mike has done a hell of a
job, Bubba thinks Ned will pull his endorsement if they don’t have man
sauce, he said he could be persuaded to change things up a little.
Bubba joked that the Fabrizi sandwich made him rich. Mike described
the menu, he said the only problem is that they’re might be people who
can’t take the full twelve inches, Ned suggests they scale it down to
eight, Bubba thinks Mike is trampling Ned’s vision. Bubba thinks
selling it at a twelve inch is half the gimmick, Mike said it would be
$7.99, ned said its well worth it. Bubba said he would love to get on
the air and talk about it, he wants Mike to market it correctly, Mike
said they fax about six hundred people every day, Spice thinks they
should press release it. Mike thinks it will start on Monday morning,
Bubba thinks they should send in some secret shoppers. Bubba said ned
is adimit about offering the man sauce, ned said without the sauce,
it’s not complete. Spice said that if they don’t say man sauce,
they’re pulling out. Spice and Mike recreated a scene where Spice as
the girl acted as an employee, mike ran down the new sandwich, Ned
admonished Mike for not saying the name of the sandwich right, this
had the guys cracking up, Spice likes how Ned is flipping out over
this. Mike messed up the line, we then heard the Price is Right Loser
horn, this happened a few times, the guys were laughing their asses
off at this. Bubba got on the bullhorn to direct Mike, he messed it up
again, ned thinks this is a giant cluster. Mike was on a roll for a
little, he then got buzzed. They went through the situation again, we
then heard the tymbal, Bubba told Mike to switch to making sandwiches,
Jim Coats texted Bubba to say that the segment was funny. Bubba told
Mike about the chicken dip, he asked Mike to try it. Mike said he
loved it, he thinks it would be great with wings or veggie sticks.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Principal arrested for child molestation

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for nominating a hero.
Bubba said Ned is devouring his sandwiches, he thinks Ned is being a
dick about it, he said he has a bunch of stuff to do, he told the news
people to trust him. Brent said the nominated hero is a guy named Matt
Wolf, Bubba thanked Matt for his service. Chuck in Orlando said he has
some Christmas trees, he’ll be glad to give anyone a free tree. Bubba
told the various news stations to head down to Lakeland, an Elementary
school principal got busted for child pornography, he thanked Jabber
Jaw and Pantera for finding that out, he read from the guy’s rap
sheet, he asked for people to call if they’ve heard this for the first
time. We then heard the tymbal sounder, Bubba said that was for Grady
Jud, we then heard the bumper about that. Bubba thinks it would be
refreshing if the news was to mention him for the tip off. Brent said
he thinks battery is more violent with molestation. Bubba called the
guy a sick fat piece of S. Jenna said she has three children that
go there, she said she’s just heard this, Bubba thinks Grady kept the
families in the loop, Brent said that penetration is the difference
between molestation and battery. Fred said his daughter goes to that
school, he said bubba is the guy to know. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Edge calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard “People Are Strange” as bumper
music. Bubba said he won’t be calling Twenty-five, as he’s slammed.
Jenny on protection said she works for the school board in Pulk
county, she said her children go to school in that county, Bubba finds
it sad that he’s the one reporting it. Pete in Lakeland said the guy
used to teach at Blake. Bubba went to Edge, Edge said he was doing
really good, he said he can’t complain, he likes his new place. Bubba
thinks Vince is scrambling, Edge said he thinks competition is a good
thing, he said it forces you to up your game. Bubba said Vince always
does well with competition, Edge thinks Vince thrives on it,
Bubba said that he’ll push the boys harder. Bubba wondered when will
Edge’s deal end, Edge said it ended in October, but do to his injury,
it’s tacked on to his contract. Bubba wonders if Edge’s contract is
real, Edge cracked up at this. Bubba went over some stuff WWE is
doing, he said Vince knows how to run the guys, Spice joked that if
you want to see Edge, he’ll be at home. Bubba joked that Edge is
herding goats in North Carolina. Edge said he saw a bear driving home,
Bubba thinks that shouldn’t freak him out, Edge’s girlfriend didn’t
think it was all that great. Spice wondered if he’s a hunter, Edge
said no, Bubba said he looks like a hunter, he thinks Edge looks like
a caveman. Edge said he’s walked through airports with Hogan, Hogan
gets recognized, the guys crack up at Edge saying he puts his hair up
in a bun. Bubba thinks that by gay standards, Edge is considered hot,
Ned thinks he’s hot. Bubba asked how tall Edge is, Edge said he was
six foot five before his neck surgery, he thinks he’s six foot four in
change. Bubba thinks Ned wants to be head of Edge’s explosive team,
Edge said someone has to be there for furniture, he thinks Chris
Jericho is doing well, he said that they now close the match after
first blood. Bubba said he was beside himself when Edge beat Cena,
Edge said Cena is a good guy, Spice said one of the guys is pale, Edge
said the guy is so pale he’s blue. Bubba asked about Umaga, Edge said
he was a great guy, Edge went on to say that he took a picture of the
guy. Bubba and Edge reflected on the Undertaker, Bubba said he’s a
great guy. Spice said he misses Paul Bare, Bubba thinks he’s creepy.
Bubba recapped the time when the Undertaker saved him from a dark
match. Bubba wondered when will Edge come back to work, Edge said he’s
not sure yet, he thinks it’s too early to tell. Bubba asked Edge about
his finish, Edge said he looks up at the lights when he’s pinned,
Bubba thinks he had one of the worst blowouts ever. Edge said he would
love to get down there, Bubba thanked him for coming on, he wished him
a merry Christmas. Bubba said he has to call Tyler, he thinks it’s
good that Ned isn’t coming with them. Bubba remembers the nightmare of
having to deal with Ned in New Orleans, Brent said the Fox Woods
Casino was a problem, as they were back in Tampa, and Ned was back
there. they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 9 – Various callers, tyler checks in

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Elvis as bumper music. Bubba
thinks he messed up with his shows, Dave said they’re back on, Bubba
said it was the last show of the year, Dave said that they’re drunk
from Ned’s man meat. Bubba said that Grady Jud will be making a
statement about the principal of an Elementary school. Joe in Lakeland
said the guy has a bad track record, the guy is blind, Spice thinks
the guy has a wondering eye. Bubba took a call from a guy who said
that Chris Henry passed away. Bubba tried calling Tyler, Spice thinks
he’s not answering. Tyler picked up, he then gave his picks. The guys
wished everyone a Merry Christmas, they then ended the show a few
seconds later.