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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence


Segment 1 – Sports scores, weekend recap

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into “Dr.
Feel Good” as bumper music. Bubba started off by saying Bubbapalooza
was a great time this past weekend, he thinks Manson has moxy for
heading to the Blink 182 concert after landing. The guys recapped
Bubbapalooza, Bubba said he forgot to do a cake presentation for
Manson’s birthday, he thinks the tacks in the back was the stiffest
one yet, Tom managed to get some blood on Twenty-five’s shoes. Bubba
recapped some sports scores, Brent said he forgot to pull some stats
on some players. Bubba read about a guy who gave Tim Tebow one hell of
a lick, Bubba had to dump Brent for something, Manson said he didn’t
even know it. Bubba thinks everyone at the show was cool, he let Trace
have some Apple Pie Moonshine, he thinks Trace is looking good. Bubba
told Spice to bring Tasha to a Bubbapalooza, Spice said he’s glad he
didn’t bring her to this one; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 2 – Sports discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BtlsFoundation.org.
Bubba said the guys missed some great football yesterday, he said the
Brett Favre touchdown was amazing, he said he had J.T. The Brick on,
J.T. was talking about it. Bubba said Cocoa has some great editorial
comments. We then heard the clip from yesterday’s Vikings game, Bubba
thinks they were on the thirty. We then heard a news clip about Tim
Tebow, Bubba liked the part where the guy said once Tim got up, he
asked if he held on to the football, he thinks vomiting is the first
sign of getting knocked out. Bubba read an email from a guy who said
he works for a College sports team; he was radioed when Tebow got
injured. Spice thinks USF beating FSU is huge; Bubba said he talked to
Brent about it back stage. Spice wonders how mad was Tom Bean, Bubba
said Tom was fairly calm. Dan in Ohio was on to thank Bubba for the
show on Saturday, he said he was like a kid in a candy store when he
met them, he said he was the guy who took a bunch of pictures. Bubba
said it’s an honor to meet such nice people, he said his favorite
thing is to take a picture with a fan. Dan asked if Bubba could sign
his Bubba Army hat for his son, as the word didn’t come out, Bubba
said they’ll do it. Ned doesn’t remember much from the show, he just
knows he had a good time. Bubba thinks his appearance on channel 8 has
got to drive Clear channel insane. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a pormo for the Bubba Raw Dollar
preview, then into some messages from the fans. Bubba doesn’t get some
of the people who leave messages on SayNow.com. Bubba wants Ned to do
a redo of “White Trash Road”, Ned said he couldn’t do it today, Bubba
thinks they should leave out the juice harp. Bubba went over the new
stuff in Bubbapalooza, “Party on the Cross”, Brent Hatley concert, the
Ned Sledge O’madic. Bubba thanked a listener named Bobby for bringing
by some moonshine. Bubba said tom the Treeman got more juice than
ever, the guys think the stunt with Tom was wrong. Bubba said Tom
Tailor is money, Bubba and Spice can’t think of an event Tom has
missed. Bubba read some emails; the first email said they found a Rick
Flare lottery ticket, Bubba said well for him. Another emailer thanked
Bubba for the show on Saturday, the guys like Dave Rice directing
people. Bubba said Miller was drunk on moonshine, Spice said B-Fudd
had horrible gas. We then heard the clip for Rick Flare lottery
tickets, Bubba thinks its money, he thinks they put a wrestling
entrance in the store, Spice thinks his “woo” sounder is getting old.
Another emailer thanked Bubba for the show, they were bummed out they
didn’t meet some of the guys, Bubba thinks it’s heather from Pittsburg
in the wheelchair, Spice said he was going to race her. Another
emailer thanked the guys for Saturday’s show. Another emailer thinks
Bubba sold the listeners out, Bubba said the guy doesn’t’ know
anything about the situation. Another emailer said he took his wife to
the show, she didn’t like it. Another emailer thanked the guys for
Saturday. Another emailer said tom the Treeman was a dick, Bubba said
he was nervous before the show, Manson said that Tom went into a room
around 2-3 AM, he looked creepy, we then heard some clips of
tongueless Brett saying some lines from “silence of the Lambs”. Bubba
read some more emails from some people thanking the guys for the show
Saturday night; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – Bubba on channel 8, Miller relapses?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a pormo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into “Give It Away Now” as bumper music. Bubba plugged the
Bubba Raw dollar preview, including Manson’s “party On the Cross”
video. Bubba plugged the new Ned Hardly shirt; Ned thinks he couldn’t
look cool in his own shirt. Bubba said the 93 Rock and brew is
happening this Friday, Bubba read what they’ve got there. Bubba said
Spice forwarded him something that 93 Rock did, Bubba said clear
Channel will stoop to incredible low. We then heard the clip, that
said 93 Rock plays the same five songs, featuring “Numb” by Link and
Park, “Californication” by the Red Hot chili peppers, “Live and Let
Die” by Guns N’ Roses, Led Zeppelin, and Green Day. Christine called
and thanked Bubba for having the Diacos on; she called in last Friday
to ask about a situation. She said Debby Moss is helping her out;
Bubba gave the doctors and lawyers who come into the show high praise.
Bubba said there’s going to be a mandatory show race, he said Brent is
pissed about it, Brent said he can’t do it, Bubba asked Brent to
consider the finish line to be a big thing of pot. We then heard a
clip from channel 8 about Bubba, Bubba said this drives Clear Channel
and MJ crazy. Bubba wants to put this on the site, the clip focuses on
women listening, Bubba wonders if Manson wrote some of the stuff for
the clip, Bubba thanked Ned for not talking to Gale, Spice said he
didn’t write anything. Bubba thinks they don’t like the term
“pussyfication”. Bubba thanked Gale for the report; Bubba doesn’t know
what heather said about him, Spice asked Bubba if he coached her,
Bubba thinks Spice is being dick. Ted in Michigan said he watched the
end of the Miami game, he saw something that said Linda McMahon is
running for governor, he said he hadn’t heard Bubba talk about it.
Bubba said Linda is a strong business woman. Bubba thinks Indiana was
afraid to win, he thinks the call sucked. Bubba asked Miller to come
in; he thinks they should get Miller drunk on moonshine. Spice asked
the differences between Moonshine Miller and Cocaine Miller, Bubba
said there’s a difference, Spice thinks they should get Brent drunk on
Jack Daniels. Bubba thinks they should have Moonshine Miller VS Brent
jack Daniels. Bubba asked about Bubba Raw 4, Miller said it’ll be
delayed, Miller said he knows FYE will be caring it. Spice asked
Miller if he did cocaine at Pittsburg, Miller said he didn’t. Bubba
thanked Miller for being cocaine free, Miller said he did two eight
balls. Bubba asked if Miller will have a heart attack, Miller said he
feels horrible the day after he does cocaine. Miller said he and a
buddy got kicked out of a hotel for doing cocaine. Bubba thinks Miller
is the John Bulshy of the show, Miller said this was a few years ago,
Bubba likes Moonshine Miller. Spice said that Brent snores; Brent
thinks there are conflicting reports about that, Spice said everyone
left the airport area. Wes asked about them dropping the word f on
SNL, we then heard the clip. Bubba thinks they’re covered by Safe
harbor, Bubba reset the clip; he thinks it’s not that big of a deal.
Bubba read an article about that, he said he heard Megan fox looked
steamy. Bubba thinks the weather man cursing was a little dark, Brent
thinks the station management should investigate. Spice thinks Megan
Fox would make a great wonder woman, he doesn’t like the tattoo,
Manson thinks Wonder woman is a horrible concept. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Soldiers in the Middle East

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Free Ride” as bumper music. Bubba
wished a happy Yom Kippur to the Jewish listeners; he went on to recap
the situation with MJ. Bubba said last year they did a photo shop
contest, one featured MJ dressed as Hitler, MJ complained, Brent said
the Jewish group MJ complained to was very understandable. Brent said
MJ wants people to know he’s Jewish, even though he didn’t take Yom
Kippur off. Bubba thinks he’s going to be late next Tuesday, as he’ll
be watching the game next week. Bubba went through the records, Bubba
said Tyler was 14 and 2 for the week, Bubba said everyone picked
Dallas. Bubba said spice is in last place, tied with Ned with 9-7.
Brent is 13-3, Tyler and Manson are tied 14-2, Bubba came in 15-1.
Brent thinks Seattle wore the ugliest uniforms yesterday; Bubba played
the Monday Night Football music, Brent said the Pittsburg fans gave
him some grief for picking the Bangles. Bubba recapped some College
sports scores, he thinks the biggest upset was South Carolina, he said
it goes back to Brent’s theory; don’t ever bet against a home team on
Thursday night. Bubba wonders how you can be the number sixth ranked
team in college Football, only to get beat 42-3. Kenny in Daytona
corrected Bubba with his football picks as far as the numbers go,
Bubba said he’s only lost one this week. Bob in Manhattan thinks the
guy in car number 42 should get Bubba’s respect, Bubba thinks he’s not
that great of a driver, Brent told him to keep marking out to
Foreigners, Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later. We then heard a news
clip about USF, Bubba said they have to beat the Orangemen. Bubba said
he thought we were going to start scaling things back in the Middle
East; he said the Middle East has been fighting long before America
was a Country. Manson said if we don’t do anything, the Taliban will
just be swinging on monkey bars with AK47s, Bubba said they’ll be
fighting long after they’re dead. We then heard a news clip about
that, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Brent’s Snoring & News Stories

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into “Sweet Home Alabama” as bumper music. Bubba called big dick to
the studio, Bubba plugged the BubbaRaw Dollar preview. Bubba asked Big
dick if he forgot something, Dick asked if Bubba wanted it now, he
said Dick forgot his protein shake. Bubba asked him what he’s so busy
with, Dick said he’s working on some stuff for the past two weeks,
Bubba told him they hired Jabberjaw, Dick said she’s editing
something. Bubba said he needed Brent’s permition with something, some
fans wanted them to bring back the Brent Hatley 39 Seconds of Pain
T-shirt, Brent gave the green light to have them re-printed, Bubba
asked if he ment it, Brent said he doesn’t’ have a problem with them,
just as long as they get sold. Bubba said all the guy has to do is
send him the artwork. Spice said he’s got a clip of Brent snoring,
Bubba asked him if it’s from his iPhone, Spice said he can’t record
video from it, we then heard the clip of Brent snoring, Brent said it
sounds fake, Bubba thinks it’s a rib, Spice said it is in fact Brent.
Bubba said Brent was in the pilot lounge, Spice said people in the
lounge were giving Brent some crap. Bubba said they thrive on busting
each other, he likes how you can hear the Atlanta/new England game,
Spice said you can see Brent’s tongue hanging out, he then went on to
say that Heather has said Bubba snores, Bubba denies it. Brent thinks
the audio is edited together, Spice said he’s heard he snores, but not
like this. Bubba said if he gimmicks himself up, he’ll take a lot of
stuff, he can only imagine what comes out, he thinks Brent will die in
his sleep, Brent hopes it goes down like that. Bubba asked Brent what
he was on, Brent went over what he was on, Brent is convinced the
cookie was a strong one. Bubba said Brent could’ve been on concrete
and had the same effect, Spice said he was tired of holding his phone
under Brent’s nose, he suggests they play this sounder when someone
calls into talk about racing. Brad in Jacksonville thinks Brent has
sleep apnea, the guys think differently. Brent said he sleeps on his
side; he said Amanda claims he still snores. Bubba said he hasn’t
followed boxing in a while, Brent said it’s gotten boring. Bubba said
the bigger MMA comes, the less he’s interested in boxing. Bubba said
he knows a lot of people don’t like stories from Florida, but a lot of
stories he reads come out of Florida. Bubba read an article about a
woman who tried to sell her six year old son for gas money. Kevin said
you can’t hear someone snore and automatically claim its life
threatening, you’d first have to be tested. Kevin said he knows
someone who stops breathing for a minute. Spice joked that heather
puts a pillow over Bubba’s face while he sleeps. Bubba read an article
about Roman Polanski; he thinks they should’ve brought him to justice
a long time ago. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba is glad
the guy got arrested. Brent said they have a HBO special about that,
she said she forgave him for it, but admitted to him raping her. Bubba
thinks he’s been given a pass for being involved with the tragedy of
Charles Manson. Bubba thinks this will be the next big media thing if
he’s let back into the U.S. Brent said the judge doesn’t have to work
with a plea bargain, Bubba said she probably won’t cooperate, Brent
said since he’s pled guilty, he won’t be able to get out of it. Bubba
wonders how many times did he cancel trips before getting arrested.
Brent said it took us twenty-five years to arrest a guy who stuffed
his girlfriend. Bubba read an article about a poster featuring Obama
that shows him with the Joker in Richmond, Bubba hopes the owner of
Velvet doesn’t sponsor the show; he thinks the guy isn’t working
smart. Bubba advised the guy to run for office. Bubba thinks if the
sign should stay, then it should stay. John in Lakeland said in
Arizona, it’s legal to sell your kid because of the gypsies. Bubba
played Joe the supermark’s bumper and brought him on. Joe told Bubba
he should call Bruce Clem on his birthday, Joe got it mixed up with
someone else. Bubba told everyone that if they get a hold of Doug
clem, they’re fired. Ned thinks Doug is a cool guy, Bubba told Ned he
would be fired. Bubba said ned can talk to him all he wants privately,
but not on his time. Joe said he always gets Bruce clem JR and Senior
mixed up. Joe said Hogan got a tattoo that said “I am that I am”.
Spice said he Googled Hogan’s tattoo, the first result is Joe the
Supermark’s tattoo of Hogan on his back. Bubba asked for Janie cakes
to stop on by, Joe said he’s going to Raw tonight, he said Al Sharpton
is the guest host. Bubba wonders why no one has asked him to be the
guest GM, he then stopped himself. Heather in Richmond said Sam Moore
in Richmond, the guy who owns Club Velvet, got arrested for sex with a
minor. BJ in Richmond said the guy got charged with murder, heather
said it was four or five years ago. Heather said he has so much money
it’s ridiculous. Bubba wonders how he can have no listeners in
Richmond, when people are calling in about the situation. Todd in
Richmond said Sam has been in trouble for years. The guys don’t like
how Sam has a swastika tattoo on his neck. Bubba read an article about
a guy who got accused of rape; he got sentenced to twelve months.
Bubba read the guy’s timeline, he doesn’t get it, Brent said its child
pornography, he thinks the penalties aren’t stiff enough…


Segment 7 – Bubba’s Corporate Trouble

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into some Blind 192 as bumper music. We then heard a news clip about
Caylee Anthony, then into the Manson and Berlin collaboration “My
Trunk” from “Bubba’s new and Misc hits Vol. 9” track 9, and “the
Clemulus Package” disc 1, track 16. Bubba hopes clear channel got good
levels on them, he said the Orlando people have been doing great with
the sales. Bubba went over the advertisers from Orlando, he thanked
them for be leaving in them. Bubba said when they do a new hunk of
merchandise; it takes a few weeks to get it done. Bubba said October
is Breast Cancer awareness month, Bubba said the new shirt will have a
pink ribbon incorporated. Bubba said it will only be available
throughout the month of October. Bubba thinks they should do a follow
up, he said a portion of the shirts sold will go to Breast cancer
awareness, the guys think MJ is throwing all sorts of fits. Bubba said
he needs to go through the rotators on the site; Bubba replayed the
clip from earlier. Bubba thinks a lot of cool chicks will like the
show; he thinks if you take life to seriously, you won’t like the
show. Bubba thinks they should have women vote on bits more often.
Bubba thinks donna wrote the line about Manson being the best bit guy
ever. Bubba explained how they have their own studio. Brent said the
only other guy to do what the guys did was Art Bell. Bubba thinks they
should send the pieces to Al from Skin Industries, as Bubba has been
marking out to them, Bubba said the tap out guys are really good guys.
Bubba wonders why Cox would buy a billboard when they could just hire
them. Bubba said he’s mad at Jay, he said Jay is really smooth, he
thinks they don’t mix. Bubba said the Cox guys no more about sales
than Bubba does, but they don’t know how to get themselves on TV like
he does. Bubba wants corporate to listen to him, he said that Howard
for years had the same issues. Brent said all you have to do is look
at CBS radio since Howard left. Bubba asked Cox to show him the money;
he said the problem with radio is you don’t have air checks anymore.
Bubba said that had Cox cooperated with his Spanish bumper idea, it
would’ve gotten them going in Miami. Mike in Dayton said he was
concerned over the Caylee Anthony song, Bubba thinks the guy sounds
creepy. Mike asked Bubba if the same thing happened to his kid, Bubba
said all bets are off, you could write any song about it. Mike said
you can’t feel bad for the kid, Bubba thinks Caylee is in a better
place. Bubba said they’re the only show that has the balls to do stuff
like that. Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later, Bubba thinks they’ve
lost another listener. Victoria said she used to listen to the Regular
guys in Atlanta, she loves the show, Bubba called her a sick bitch.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – News & Hogan’s on the Phone

Bubba said the bumper music reminds him of high school, Brent said it
was one of the biggest MTV videos. Bubba said he cannot stand the
Cardashians, Bubba said he gets some reality shows, he wonders what
else did they do other than their Dad being on O.J. Simpson’s dream
team. Bubba said he really has to watch what he says about this topic,
Bubba thinks the Laker fans will eat her up, he said the problem is
she’s a reality starlet. Spice thinks it would be a better show if
they were whores, Bubba thinks Phil Jackson should get things fired up
again, Brent said Ron r Test is now on the Lakers. Bubba thinks Manson
shouldn’t bet on marriages, as he had Bubba for two years, he’s coming
up on three. Bubba read an article about chemical castration in
Poland, Brent thinks they should do the real thing, Ned thinks they
should just cut off child molesters arms. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper
and brought him on, Hogan said he can’t find anything, everything is
in boxes. Hogan thanked Steve from Purple People Movers, Bubba told
him not to go down there, Hogan said he didn’t, he’s only talked to
him. Bubba thinks Hogan doesn’t need a suv, Hogan said he’s just
board. Bubba said Steve was the only guy who moved his stuff from
clear channel. Hogan said he didn’t have Flare signed at the time of
the announcement, he has him now. Hogan said you can’t wrestle rick
flare four nights a week; Bubba wants Hogan to go to Smackdown in
Boston. Bubba thinks Hogan should be on Raw in Tampa, Hogan asked why
he’s not the guest host; Bubba said he’s a jobber with wrestling.
Bubba asked about the tattoos, Hogan said the guys have it all wrong.
Hogan said when you’re an atheist, you’re really shallow. Bubba said
Jennifer got Terry tattooed, he proposed Hogan get married to
Jennifer, Hogan thinks Bubba is an idiot for suggesting that. Hogan
said when Bubba was married to Linda, Bubba was watching Rocky Three,
Hogan said Dick the Bruiser had the heart punch, Hogan described it.
Bubba asked him of all the years he’s worked, what has been the
stiffest move he ever got on him, Hogan said Kurt Henning had one that
was brutal. Bubba asked Hogan about The Under Taker, Hogan groaned a
little at that. Hogan said Jimmy Kleavis came by, Hogan said the line
was insane. Hogan said he doesn’t hate anyone, he didn’t know why he
never worked with Stone cold. Bubba asked out of the guys who are
still alive, how would he rank various guys. Hogan said he met Brett
hart; he wouldn’t shake hands with him. Bubba thinks Hogan VS Stone
cold would be a great event, Bubba thinks it would be bigger than
Hogan taking on The Rock, Hogan said he’d do a job in the middle for
Vince. Bubba asked him how much of a payday did he get for that Hogan
thinks the guys are like Uncle Sam. Bubba said you can’t tell Hogan no
when he’s looking for a chicken sandwich. Hogan said he hasn’t started
it for a year, they had to drain it to get it going again, Hogan said
he’s got boxes out the ass, he doesn’t have time to find underwear,
Bubba thinks Hogan’s gym is tainted. Bubba said Hogan wants to be the
last guy on the flight. Hogan said he forgot to take the flight
information. Bubba said Hogan used to be direct flight, Hogan thinks
he’ll have to borrow the Bubba clem plane. They then ended the show a
few seconds later.


3 Responses

  1. Frank

    Guys,

    Im in South Florida and listen to your show every morning on 93 rock. Though I dont agree with many of your opinions, I think your show is very balanced and hilarious. Anyway, I was listening yesterday morning about the promo about 93 Rock only plays five songs….its so true! Really….you guys are the one good thing about that station. Is that promo on you tube? I tried looking for it and couldnt find it. Please keep up the great radio!

    PS- that Ders Ders song is freaking funny!

    F

  2. Frank

    Guys,

    Im in South Florida and listen to your show every morning on 93 rock. Though I dont agree with many of your opinions, I think your show is very balanced and hilarious. Anyway, I was listening yesterday morning about the promo about 93 Rock only plays five songs….its so true! Really….you guys are the one good thing about that station. Is that promo on you tube? I tried looking for it and couldnt find it. Please keep up the great radio!

    PS- that Ders Ders song is freaking funny!

    F
    Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!

  3. Slapdick Jonson

    I think that porch monkeys and those darn woogie boogie negroids should
    f off and die

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