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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.

Segment 1 – Bubba apologizes to Ned, Sports scores, Janie Cakes
discussions, pizza party every month?

The show started off with some messages from the fans. Bubba said the
bumper music is provided by Spice, he said Ned was pissed for a good
reason, they didn’t get to his bit on Friday, he said they couldn’t
even play it over here, Ned suggested he go in the fifth quarter.
Bubba said they were having a good time on Friday and forgot about the
bit, Spice said Ned never reminded him of it. Bubba recapped some
sports scores, he wonders how the Phillies can lose to the Dodgers
11-0, Spice thinks it was the other way around, Brent said it was an
error on his behalf. Bubba said he went off his diet this weekend,
Manson said he did the same thing. Bubba said he looks good in a pair
of jeans and a button-down shirt, Janie asked twice about Manson,
Bubba thinks when she passes away; Manson will get more than he will.
Bubba said Janie is a narcissist when it comes to money, he said she
gets about $1200 a month, Manson said he’d love to go live with them.
Bubba said Janie could have you gain six pounds, Bubba said she’ll
make almost anything you can think of, he said she knows his vices.
Bubba told Manson it’s his job to have him controlled on Fridays, the
guys compromise to discuss Papa John’s pizza every six weeks, Bubba
told Big Dick to write down Friday November 20, he then thinks they
should move it back to the 13th, as the 20th they’ll be on the road,
Bubba said Spice is paying for it. Bubba asked Twenty-five how much it
costed, he said it was $103; Dave said he could deal with it. Bubba
said Ned has long money; they then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 2 – Bubba explores Saynow, Kathleen Ford discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas® contest, then into some messages from the fans. Bubba asked
Spice to replay a message, which he did a few seconds later, the guys
cracked up at the guy impersonating Brent yelling “in my life”. Bubba
said he’s never gone to the show’s SayNow page, he gave the number:
913-343-0859, he then wonders if he was supposed to give that number
out, he thinks he gave out his cell phone number, Ned hopes it is.
Dave said he’d like to help out, but he doesn’t know anything about
SayNow. Bubba brought Big Dick in and asked him how it works; he
thinks the number is an admin number. Bubba called up the number, only
to get some messages from the fans, he was smashing buttons, Spice
thinks it’s tough to escape; he hung up a few seconds later. Bubba
wonders if Chris Kattan has done anything relevant, Spice said
Saturday Night Live has made him famous, Bubba likes Trey Parker.
Bubba said Kathleen Ford is catching a bunch of flack for saying hnic
on the show, Brent recapped it for those who missed it, Bubba thinks
it’s not a big deal, he thinks you have to be black in order to be
offended by it, we then heard a news clip about that, he doesn’t like
how the news guy referred to it as “a radio show”, he wonders why they
buried him so bad. Bubba wonders where they got the clip from; he
thinks it was recorded off of a cheap radio. Bubba said if this is
offensive, she’s done. Bubba said he went from having no issue to it,
to calling her dumb for saying she doesn’t know what hnic means. Bubba
thinks they’re all over the road with her, Spice thinks hnic is on
Twenty-five’s business card. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Sports discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 boobs of
Christmas® tour. Bubba said he sucked at NFL this weekend, Spice no one
did all that well, Ned is happy he’s in last place. Bubba went over
the rankings, Bubba then went over some College football scores, Brent
thanked Spice for getting him tickets to the Gators game he went to
this past weekend. Bubba said there was a powerful hit on the field,
we then heard a clip about that, Bubba said it wasn’t even close, he
said the punt returner is a sitting duck, he asked that this be the
video of the day on Brent said the play is “kick catch
interference”, Bubba thinks the penalty is stiffer; Bubba said this is
all the fans have had to cheer about all year. We then heard Ned’s
“Bucs Stink”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – 12 Boobs of Christmas®, Mike Tyson on Oprah clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans. Bubba said the Dave
Matthews band is strange, Spice said he’s a cool guy. Bubba said he
got a chance to try some Two Fat Guys bbq sauce; Twenty-five really
likes it. Bubba said he was watching something on Eddie Griffin, he
said it was hilarious, Spice said he thinks it’s pretty good, he said
it proves anyone can have a reality show except for them, he said it’s
well written. Bubba said you can write to:
Bubba said he hasn’t gone to yet to navigate it, he read from
the site about the contest, Brent said it was a collaboration of
everyone. Bubba said if you don’t want to go through all of this, just
email or if you’d like to set up a
personal appearance. Bubba said you can show up at Solid Gold on
November 20 or Rachel’s on December 4. Bubba said he has a clean copy
of Kathleen Ford saying “HNIC”, Spice said she knows what it’s about.
Bubba asked Ned what he’s doing Saturday night, he heard a commercial
for a sports park, Bubba said he might go, Ned thinks he’d be up for
it, Spice wonders if Ned will be in Bubba’s motor home with his feet.
Bubba said Tyson and Holyfield never talked about it, spice said he
feels bad for Tyson, Bubba said he doesn’t, he thinks Tyson had a
violent child hood. We then heard a clip of Tyson and Evander on
Oprah, Bubba said they must be old, as they can’t remember when the
fight took place, Bubba mocks Tyson’s speech pattern a little, Bubba
thinks they both sound punch drunk, Spice said Evander made some good
money with underwear commercials, the guys thinks Redd Foxx will come
up in the clip, Bubba thinks this is from last Friday’s show, he wants
someone to translate, he said if he was the producer, he’d tell Oprah
to throw it to Tyson more. Bubba said they have a bit about Tyson
practicing self control, he wonders if producers tell Oprah what to
do, he thinks Mike said pizza, Bubba rewound the clip a few times, the
guys were cracking up at all this. Spice said Tyson tries to use big
words, he thinks he has a little bit of money left, Bubba thinks he
has a place in Arizona. We then heard Manson’s “Mike Tyson Practices
Self control”, where Tyson is in prison. An inmate voiced by Spice
flips through channels, driving Mike insane. The shows he goes through
are: Martha Stewart, Price is right, Sanford and Sun, and Good Times.
The bit ends with Mike beating himself up. This bit is not in the
catalog. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – emails and news stories, Balloon boy clips, medicinal
marijuana legal?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo about selling Bubba Army
gear, email Bubba said the bumper music for the
day is provided by Spice, he decided to draw tomorrow’s now, he picked
himself. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show, he said
a judge had to lift a restraining order to let Larry Johnson’s book to
come out, his book is called Frozen, Bubba said they were messing
around with Ted William’s head, Ned said he could do a ton of stuff
with it, ned said he’s never said he wants to put it on his car’s
headrest, he mocked Brent for saying “In my life”, the way he did in
his meltdown. Spice thinks it’s a sick thought whoever thought of it.
Bubba said he heard both of Hammil’s new songs in his head the whole
weekend, he said Tyler has gotten into saying “power Pig hello, I’m
Burning”. Bubba wonders what the clip of Brent saying “In my life” is,
Ned said its part of a song. Bubba tried to plug the latest stuff on
BubbaRaw, Manson clowned him for sounding like Mike Tyson. Bubba read
some emails, the first email said the naked happy playboy guy was a
douche, but said some stuff about Bubba. Another emailer said that
after listening for a while, they really enjoy the show, the emailer
said they’ve got a Green Bay Packers Miller Lite, Bubba said he
already has that. Another emailer said David Reutimann is a real nice
guy, Spice is shocked they won a door. Another emailer had a picture
of a girl with a Bubba Army hat on, Bubba thinks it’s a prostitute, he
said he hopes she did that on her own free will. Another emailer
thanked Bubba for getting his kid hooked on Quarter Midgets, Bubba
said they have the new CRI hats at, Ned said they’re
nice looking. Another emailer asked if Bubba will do an application
for the palm pree, Brent said they don’t know what it will offer yet
do to contract issue. The last email of the day said a fireman was
suspended for having an American flag in his locker, as it might be
offensive, Spice said this is what we get for having a melting pot,
Bubba read an article about that, he wonders how the American flag is
a problem, Manson said we don’t have a melting pot anymore. Bubba said
if you’re not proud of living here, then just leave. Ned thinks the
guy should scrape it off, Bubba thinks Ned would abide by any rules,
Bubba thinks Obama should step in. We then heard a news clip about a
guy who shot a teenager for hooking up with his daughter, Bubba thinks
you’d have to be a sharp shooter to get his pelvis. We then heard the
boopity music under the clip, Bubba thinks Warren Sapp got shot. The
guys did a recreation of a 911 call about that. We then heard the real
call, the guys step all over it, Bubba thinks the guy in the call is a
towelhead. We then heard a news clip about a nude guy who got arrested
for touching kids, Bubba thinks they should do a show, Bubba and Spice
did some radio sound effects. Bubba thinks this is old time, nambla
radio. Bubba wonders if they can play the clip of a guy who called in
and said his Dad had molested him, Brent said they’ll have to listen
to it again. Bubba thinks they got the guy to admit it, Brent said the
guy told them to just leave it alone. Bubba thinks the guy is guilty
based on what he looks like, Spice said that’s why he’s for profiling.
Bubba thinks the Boston Globe listens to the show, he read an article
saying the Secret service is thinning out, Bubba thinks he’s the
largest source of media Ron has been on. Bubba thinks they should
throw the book at the guy with the balloon boy stunt. Bubba read an
article about a guy who was caught raping a 15 year-old girl, Ned
thinks it’s a freak show. We then heard a news clip about the balloon
boy thing being fake, we then heard a clip from Friday’s show, where
Bubba thinks the kid should get his ass kicked. Bubba said it’s sad
that the world was watching the clip, Manson thinks the acting is
horrible. Bubba is disgusted how we reward irresponsible people,
Manson thinks the guy will become a celebrity, Bubba said he hopes
not, he thinks their kids should be taken away from them. We then
heard the 911 call about that, Bubba said hearing the words
“experimental flying saucer” would be grounds to Evil them, bubba
thinks the woman is beat down, the guys were cracking up at the clip,
he said he couldn’t keep a straight face if Tyler was in one of those.
Bubba thinks you’d call 911 as soon as you can’t get it, not twenty
minutes later. Bubba said you’d call 911 if you’re kid is missing, he
thinks they should kill these people, Brent said the Mom is Asian. Ned
said he would fire the operator, Bubba said you can tell it’s fake by
the horrible acting, he thinks you have to be on a Zanex drip to work
at 911. Bubba thinks Tyler in a balloon would help him lose weight.
Bubba thinks there’s a major communication problem with the family, he
thinks the kid is retarded, he thinks the kid is getting pushed into
this, Spice said the kid puked on two different shows, Bubba wonders
what the kid went through privately. Brent said the guy on Wife Swap
just yells at people. We then heard a clip of the kid puking on TV.
Bubba wonders why they have the puke bucket right there, he said he
never has that, he thinks he should come out and be honest, he thinks
he might save face by saying he’s going to rehab. Bubba said he’s a
media genius, he wants to get the guy on the phone. Junior in
Jacksonville said the wife the guy swapped out with his from Florida,
you could see him chasing storms. Chris in Orlando wonders if the kid
was drugged. Steve asked if Bubba will give his kids the bird flu
shot, Bubba said no. Spice said whatever the CC says, he does the
exact opposite. Bubba likes how the feds have issued a new Medicinal
marijuana policy. Brent said Obama promised that in his campaign, Ned
said fire it up. Bubba read an article about the dodgers’ owner, he’s
separating and giving his team to his wife, Bubba thinks it’s a bad
move, he thinks he should just leave her at home, bubba thinks the guy
is pussy whipped. We then heard Hammil’s “Crying over me”, then “Power
Pig Hello, I’m Burning”. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 6 – Connecticut chimp victim discussions, the guys goof on
Brent’s “In my Life” phrase

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas® contest. Bubba thinks Spice’s selections help the show, Ned
thinks the Gorillaz are queer, Spice said they’re cartoons, he said
he’s not even going to explain it to him. Bubba read an article about
the chimp attack victim, the owner wants it to be a work related
incident, Spice thinks she didn’t know something like that could
happen to her, Manson thinks helping out a chimp isn’t in the job
description. Bubba thinks she does have a point, even if he doesn’t
agree with it, Manson thinks the victim should say it’s an unsafe work
environment. Bubba wonders how you can get your eyelids ripped out,
Spice said he can barley pull his eyelids back. We then heard the 911
call, Bubba thinks Travis is two eyelids deep, he thinks this is one
of the best 911 calls ever, Spice thinks she sounds like Marge Schott,
he wants to see what she looks like. Manson impersonating the woman
freaking out, we then heard Brent’s “In my Life” drop, Bubba said he
feels bad for her. The guys were goofing on Brent’s quote, Bubba
yelled some stuff, pausing to play the clip. Manson and Spice said
they feel bad for Travis, Bubba thinks Travis was really enjoying the
meal. Spice thinks her having ten million dollars is disturbing, he
thinks the woman she be happening it’s not her getting attacked. We
then heard manson’s “Bad Monkey” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits vol.
9”, track 1, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 1, track 7. Buddy in
Tampa asked why Spice has a problem with tow truck drivers, Spice said
he’s had problems in the past. Buddy went on to say that, he wouldn’t
help his boss out with that, Spice thinks Travis would eat the guy’s
fingers. We then heard Manson’s “Eyes Ripped off her Face” from
“bubba’s new and Misc Hits vol. 9”, track 8, and “the Clemulus
Package” disc 2, track 5. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 7 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®, then into “Every Morning” by Sugar Ray as bumper music.
Bubba said this is a good choice, he thinks Spice is pandering to him,
Spice said he loves Sugar Ray. Bubba said he lives far away from
Manson. Bubba advised the people of Miami to be aware of who your
gymnastics teacher is, we then heard a news clip about that. Bubba
wonders if you could sue the place for hiring the guy, Manson thinks
you could, Bubba suggests they do background checks on people, Manson
thinks white trash will cause problems. Bubba had to dump, he said
it’s all about words. Bubba read an article about North Carolina
releasing some prisoners, Bubba asked Brent to look up some guidelines
about prisoners, Brent said Florida used to be one for one. Bubba
wonders what you’d do in prison all day, Spice said you’re supposed to
do nothing. Bubba said the prisoners getting released shouldn’t be
allowed to see the light of day. Bubba said he was looking at photos
of Garnet that will be in the Bubba wonka set, he said she looked
beautiful, Ned said he doesn’t mess around. Spice asked how did Garnet
scoop Ned up, Ned said he’s got game, he said he was a bad boy. We
then heard a news clip about a woman who was living with a corpse, she
propped up her husband and made it watch TV, Bubba wonders how you
could live with that smell. We heard “dueling Der Ders” under the news
clip, the guys have no idea what the woman said in the clip, they were
laughing their asses off at it. We then heard a news clip about a
woman who left her children un attended, Bubba thinks they should kill
the mom. Bubba wishes the girl would baby sit him for a week, he’d be
really thin. We then heard “The boopity song” under the clip. Spice
and Bubba talked a little over the music, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba said most McDonalds locations are open early, he said
they don’t normally have Static Ex playing in the background. Manson
said when he’s at McDonalds, he raids the kid’s bags, Bubba said he
Helen Kelers people, he thinks the kids don’ like him for doing that.
Bubba thinks the older that you get, the simple things in life give
you pleasure, he said he likes looking inside the bag and seeing some
fries. Jason in Chicago said he used to manage a health club, he
almost fell out of his chair when Bubba said Ray Adams, he said a guy
with the same name has three charges against him, Bubba said that sick
bastards don’ stop, Manson said it’s like the priest program. Bubba
read an article about a dead body, people thought it was part of a
Halloween prank, Spice thinks the guy is guilty, he thinks a killer in
a Halloween costume at a theme park would be a great idea for a movie,
Bubba said he wants someone to buy him Saw, Spice thinks it might give
him a nightmare. We then heard a news clip about the judge who denied
a mixed couple a marriage license, he’s not resigning, we heard
“dueling Der Ders” under the clip. . We then heard a news clip about a
cock fighting event, Manson said people don’t care about chickens that
much, Bubba thinks Ned will have to leave the studio, Ned said he’s
got about sixty-seventy chickens. Bubba asked Ned about cock fighting,
Ned said chickens will kill each other most of the time, Bubba wonders
how you glove up a chicken. Bubba wants to get one of the guys in the
clip to be his lawyer. We then heard a clip about a football player
who was stabbed, Spice as bubba thinks it would be a third stringer.
Bubba said he’s not playing the clip he talked about earlier. We then
heard a news clip about the football player who was stabbed, we heard
“the Boopity song” under the news clip. Ned thinks the story was a
downer, Bubba thinks the only way to perk up the conversation would be
to talk about boobs. Angey asked about the 12 boobs of Christmas®,
Bubba said he has a twist on the contest, Bubba told her to go to and sign up, they then ended the show a few seconds later.

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