Monday, October 12, 2009

October 12th, 2009 by Staff

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores

The show started off with some Link and Park as bumper music. Bubba
said something blew up in the board over the weekend, Dave said it was
just one thing. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he thinks the
Buccaneers are pathetic, Spice said it’s sad when the highlight is a
messed up kick. Bubba likes how it’ll be Angels VS New York; he said
he’d like to see the Angels and the Dodgers play. Angelia said she had
a great time with the tickets she received on Friday, Spice asked her
if she saw Twenty-five there, she said no. Bubba asked if there was
open affection, she said yes. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, Twenty-five Cent’s weekend

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “Bubba
wonka” set. We then heard some Bob Marley as bumper music, Bubba said
he didn’t like the three seconds of silence. Kyle in St. Lewis said
two local guys took MJ off of his pedestal, Bubba wonders how did the
guy find out, Kyle said they talked about it on the air, Manson as MJ
said he was filing a lawsuit against the station. Bubba said MJ is
desperate, the ratings came back on Thursday, he’s in seventh place.
Bubba thinks he talked about MJ getting a woman arrested on Friday,
Manson as MJ said it was felony bird flipping. Bubba asked Brent if he
got an update about that, Brent said he didn’t get a response. The
first email of the day thanked Bubba for his interview with Max; Bubba
wants to put him in rotation. Another email thinks the Brent meltdown
was fake, Bubba crumpled up the email. Another emailer said they were
hooked on the song “Power Pig hello I’m Burning”. Another emailer was
unable to find the two-fingered technique. Another emailer said the
meltdown was just what Brent needed. Another email was an email sent
to Fore Travel. Another emailer said he has a BBQ sauce called Bubba’s
BBQ Sauce; Bubba passed the email to Twenty-five. Bubba thinks he
turned the TV on seven seconds after his story aired. Another emailer
thinks Bubba is a horrible person, the emailer thinks Bubba is
selfish. Another emailer wonders if “Bubba Wonka” will be in Canada,
Twenty-five said yes. The last emailer wondered when Bubba will be in
Texas, Bubba said his trip got canceled. Bubba asked Twenty-five how
his weekend was, Twenty-five said it was good, he said it got really
hot. Twenty-five said he didn’t get laid, Bubba told him he‘s not
paying him to hang out. Bubba thinks it’s a problem, Twenty-five said
he got some numbers, Bubba thinks differently, Bubba said anyone can
have a number, Spice joked he had Santa’s number in there, Bubba said
he was disappointed with Twenty-five for just being in the mix.
Twenty-five thinks the fro isn’t doing it for him. Bubba said he’d get
the same data from Big dick or Sluggo, Bubba told Twenty-five he
should’ve snuck something in, he thinks Twenty-five should at least
try. Bubba asked Twenty-five to leave, Bubba wonders if it’s wrong to
ask him for something, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – College Football recap, various phone calls

Coming out of commercials, we heard Hammil’s “Power Pig Hello I’m
Burning”, which focuses on tom The Treeman’s various stunts he has
performed over the years. Bubba said today’s bumper music is provided
by Spice. Bubba went over the NFL picks; Spice thinks he didn’t do so
great, Bubba said he’s ten and three. Bubba recapped some College
scores; Spice thinks FSU is making him sick. Bubba took a call from a
guy who asked about Edge’s injury; Brent said it’s taking a while.
Glen asked how Brent is doing; Bubba thinks Brent is doing great. Glen
said Paxel really helps out, Glen wondered if Brent will start
therapy, Bubba thinks it will be soon. Bubba said on Friday November
20, they’ll be making their first south Florida appearance. Bubba
thinks the 12 Boobs of Christmas® contest will start next week;
Bubba went over the list of sponsors. Bubba said your picture won’t be
on the website, Spice said back in the day, he wouldn’t have cared.
Bubba said that you can now download a pdf file, or you can enter in
person, they’re first appearance will be in South Florida. Bubba said
if they’re not coming to your city, you’ll just have to enter the
contest via the website. He went on to say that Dr. Dan diaco will
look at the pictures; Bubba said those pictures are for his eyes only.
Bubba said that all pictures will be destroyed. Bubba said Toys for
Tatas will be on Friday December 18; Manson said the word they used to
say was the same. Mike in Tampa asked if the contest was about
reduction, Bubba said it could be anything. We then heard a news clip
about a 98 year-old woman who beat up a robber, the guys goof on the
reporter for the way he says 99th. Bubba played Twenty-five’s theme
music under the clip, Bubba likes the woman. We then heard a news clip
about a woman who found a nude guy in her driveway, the music was
still playing under it. Bubba said he almost had a clean shoot on
Friday. Bubba said he was driving to Tyler’s Mom’s house, he saw Jim
Coats’s guys hauling ass. Bubba said he made a left on Country side
blvd, when he saw more of Jim’s guys; they were chasing a white car.
Bubba saw the car; he could see the cops coming. Bubba decided to stay
where he was, as he wanted to see the chase. The bad guy tried to make
a turn in front of Bubba, Spice thinks they took the guys tires out
with stop sticks, Bubba said yes. Bubba said the cops gave the guy the
pit move; he then pulled out his gun, he told Tyler to get down.
Manson suggested putting the car in reverse, Bubba said he couldn’t,
as it was a one-way street. Bubba said the guy could easily get out of
his car to get another one, Spice said it’s like GTA, Bubba told him
to stop being a dick. Bubba said the guy ended up putting the car back
in drive; he was busted a little later on. Spice thinks Bubba is
dyeing to do the hero thing, Bubba said he has a gun to defend
himself, he thinks Spice is being a dick. Spice asked Bubba if he was
at a 711 and was robbed, Ned wondered if he’d be a pussy, Spice thinks
Brent would do a citizen’s arrest, Manson said it would depend if he
had his gun or not. Bubba said if he was trying to be a hero, he’d
have a scanner in his car. Bubba took a call from a guy on protection
who said that the defense law goes for your vehicle as well. Bubba
said had the guy tried getting into his car, he would’ve blasted him.
Spice asked about someone just breaking into your car at a red light,
the guys said you could do that, Spice said it’s a split second
decision; Ned thinks Bubba would blast a homeless man. Bubba asked
Manson if he was in the same situation, Manson said you’d have to
blast him, as he’s trying to get to the kids. Brent read the law about
that, Spice thinks it’s permition to blast if a homeless guy tried to
take his car. Ed said he’s a father of four, he wonders why Bubba
would put Tyler in that situation, Bubba said he can’t help what
happens, Ed said Bubba was prepared to go into a gun fight. Bubba said
the reason why he waited, Bubba called Ed an asswhipe, he hung up on
him a few seconds later. Bubba said you’re supposed to stop when an
emergency vehicle is near. Bubba thinks the last place the guy would
end up would be spun out in front of him. Bubba wonders if he’s
putting Tyler at risk by staying pug, or moving on, he wonders how he
can win or lose. Bubba thinks he’s flawed for sharing the information
with the listeners. Manson said he would’ve turned north or south,
Bubba said none of those options were open. Bubba said its
disheartening dealing with the listeners. Mike thinks Bubba got
himself into it, Bubba went over the options he had. Bubba said he
wasn’t looking to get into the mix, he chides Spice for getting all
this stuff started, he asked Spice to shut up. Andy thinks the last
two callers were dicks, he said his Mom is in law enforcement, he
thinks bubba did the right thing. Ned said he would’ve carjacked the
vehicle behind him and got out of there. Justin said a firearm is to
protect you, not looking to be a hero. Spice thinks bubba staying put
is the responsible thing to do, Bubba thinks Spice is confusing the
listeners, Spice thinks the story is confusing the listeners; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Megan from Brandon replay, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Foundation.
Bubba said he’s done being honest, he figures if it works for other
guys, it might work for him, he went on to say that the bumper music
was provided by Spice. Bubba plugged the newest stuff on BubbaRaw.com.
Bubba said Dave Moore will be on tomorrow, and only for Bone
listeners, Bubba will be talking with Kathleen Ford, Bill Foster will
get his time on Thursday. Bubba said Grady Jud will be on the phone,
he’ll be talking about a death warrant he got signed. Bubba thinks he
should replay the clip in question, from September 21, 2009, where
Megan called up to say she and her husband flipped MJ off. Bubba said
someone needs to flush MJ out, he thinks those words are part of his
lawsuit against Bubba, we then heard the clip. An excerpt from that
day’s recap is below.

“Megan in Brandon said she had a story about MJ, she said he told the
cops she tried to run him off the road. She said her and her Husband
taunted MJ, Manson as MJ said “Star fhp”. A few days later, some cops
showed up at Megan’s friend’s house, as Megan was driving her friend’s
car. Mj claimed she through a cup and some ice at him, he also claimed
the car was full of people. Bubba asked her if the cop gave some
editorial comments, Megan said she’s probably not the first person the
cops have had to call about MJ. Bubba thinks MJ shouldn’t be a public
figure if he can’t take it, Bubba said he’s had people come up to him
at CD signings and have flipped him off, he doesn’t call the cops on
them. Brent said it’s a felony to give cops false information, Megan
said MJ totally lied.”

Bubba came back and took a call from a woman who said she loves to
listen to the show, she asked Bubba to continue to be honest. Bubba
asked Brent what has gone down, Brent said the state is looking into
witnesses, Bubba said this just screams of the power MJ and his wife
have, Brent agrees, he said he’s looking into it via the Freedom of
information act. Bubba got distracted by Ned falling over, Ned
apologized for doing that. Bubba wonders if various people know this
is happening, Brent said no. Bubba wonders how can anyone have this
much power, Manson as MJ said that there’s a new Sharif in town, he
laid out some rules for his power, Bubba thinks Michelle had a lot to
do with them getting arrested for the hog trial. Lewis said he’s
having problems with a company that worked on his vehicle. He
accidently rear-ended a truck; he couldn’t get over in time. He said
he’s upset about the whole deal. He left the vehicle with a shop while
he went to New York, Ned asked him to spare the details. Lewis said he
got his truck back, he saw damage that wasn’t there, his sun visors
got swapped out, his air conditioner is blowing oil out; Ned thinks
the guy got got. Lewis said he doesn’t have a very god education; he’s
not trying to suck off the Government. Lewis said the place works on
MJ’s cars, Manson as MJ laughed at the guy, Bubba doesn’t believe the
story. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into Ned’s “Blame It On The jack Daniels”. Bubba took a call from
Quattro, one of the guys in the Mexican Olympics. Quattro said he just
called MJ’s show, he got hung up on. Bubba suggested you talk about
something he can relate to, like Hanna Montana. Bubba read about a UFC
guy who got arrested for fighting someone while on some pills, the
guys cracked up at the quote, Bubba got distracted by something about
Rush Limbaugh. Bubba wonders if the clip is recent, Manson thinks it
is, Bubba thinks Limbaugh is a dick. Bubba wonders what the latest
media blitz is with Limbaugh, Brent said it’s because of the power he
has; Spice likes how he doesn’t apologize. Mike in Orlando said he saw
two commercials plugging Bubba on ESPN. Allen said he was walking from
his car to his apartment, he almost got ran over by a drunk guy, the
cops were more interested in talking to him, he doesn’t get how MJ can
get flipped off and get interrogated about it. Bubba said someone
needs to stand up to this guy, Allen wishes he could’ve sued the guy
for almost killing him. Tim in Miami asked about changing your oil, he
said computers are making you go up to 5,000, Bubba said he’s a Mobil
one guy, he thinks the computer in the car makes you go longer, he
said he’d like to change it every 3,000, Ned said he does it because
it’s fun. Tim asked what kind of engines do the quarter midgets use,
Bubba explained it to the guy. Bubba read an article about Mickey Rork
getting some flak for saying fag from the GLAD, Spice said people are
so sensitive about stuff like that. Bubba said he watched some
Entourage, he saw the episode where Bob Saggot was on, Bubba thinks
Bob is money, Spice said he was in an episode a few years ago, Spice
and Manson don’ like his dirty comedy, Bubba found his acting to be a
breath of fresh air. Bubba thinks everyone on the show would sell out
to do something really corny. Sue read an article about Bubba paying
the hotel bill, she doesn’t like how the condo won’t help them out,
Bubba finds the couple to be a breath of fresh air. Spice thinks
everyone in the community would support them. Bubba said they were the
only ones who got involved with that situation. We then heard a news
clip from Bay News 9 about his check for the handicapped couple. Spice
wonders if people don’t care. Ned said Bubba does have a big heart;
it’s been used a lot. Bubba said Dave from Back Nine BBQ lost his job
with a golf course; Bubba said he really likes the guy. We then heard
a news clip about a guy who accidently killed his bride to be, Bubba
had no idea he killed her, Bubba thinks the guy was working smart, he
thinks the guys are being smartasses about it. Bubba thinks the guy
isn’t all that emotional in the clip. Bubba forgot who Levy Johnston
is; Spice thinks Bubba is ordering Playgirl. Bubba tried to go to a
caller, but he wasn’t there. Bubba said he was flying with Mike
Tidwell; he really likes how the air traffic control works. Bubba said
one of the air traffic guys was being a dick for some reason, Bubba
thinks Mike would explain it better than he can, mike requested the
Orlando guy call the Tampa guy, the Orlando guy was a dick, Bubba said
they had to be call Tampa themselves. Bubba said they once flew over
Mcdill; the Tampa guy is way cooler than the Orlando guy. We then
heard a news clip about two air traffic control people talking about a
dead cat and not paying attention, a helicopter slammed into a plane,
Bubba thinks the guy is trying to get some ass off the girl, Manson
thinks the people will go to jail. Bubba had big Mike on the phone,
Mike said Bubba did a good job in explaining it. Spice thinks air
traffic controller has got to be a stressful job, he wonders how many
air traffic control people will work at a time, Mike said about ten or
twelve, they switch out about every fifteen minutes, Ned wants to get
on board with that kind of job, Bubba told him he would have to focus
on thirty different things. . Bubba said Mike let him talk into the
microphone to land a pane, Bubba froze on the microphone, he punched
Mike and told him to do it, Spice is shocked, Bubba said he didn’t
know the subject matter. Mike wishes you could talk to the air traffic
guys like real men talk. Spice asked if they have any cool code, mike
said it’s all information. Bubba thinks the guys should go up with
him, Spice said pass, he said he gets nervous, Ned said he’ll do it.
Bubba thinks after watching Mike for thirty hours, he thinks he could
get it down, Ned thinks Bubba would crash the plane nose down, Spice
as Bubba said some stuff, Bubba was laughing his ass off. Bubba called
Mike back, he recapped the situation, Mike thinks bubba could get the
plane down, he thinks the runner action scares him. Spice wished bubba
luck if he has to land the plane, and the Orlando guy is talking him
down, bubba thinks he would just tell him to have fun. Mike said once
you declare an emergency, everything stops. Bubba said once he’d get
it down, he’d cut the fuel, Mike said they’d just bring him in. Bubba
said if he could land a plane, he’d get a parade, Spice thinks it
wouldn’t happen; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Deion sanders audio clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. We then
heard Ned’s “Big Doug Clem”. Bubba wondered what Deion is in the news
for, he said he talked to him on Friday night, Brent said it’s because
of his involvement with Crabtree getting signed. Bubba read an article
about that, we then heard a clip of Deion talking about it, Bubba and
Spice went into their Deion impersonations, Spice said it’s all about
dating white chicks; Bubba likes how Deion has his facts together.
Spice said a kid lied to the NCAA about knowing Deion. Bubba said it’s
not that big of a deal, Brent said the NCAA can be unreasonable at
times. Spice as Deion told bubba he knows what he does; Brent said
Deion is like Gene Simmons, he’ll kill you over $10. Spice said the
NCAA is like the FBI, he said when you’re locked in a room with people
like that, you can get nervous. Bubba read an article about a guy who
got arrested for having almost a thousand gallons of moonshine, Bubba
wonders how many hours were waited on this. Spice wondered what’s so
illegal with moonshine, Bubba said a thousand gallons isn’t for human
consumption; Bubba said he could become an alcoholic. We then heard a
clip about obama talking about him winning the Nobel peace prize; we
then heard Bill Marh’s comments on it. Kevin said Tim Mcreedy finished
second at a race, bubba wondered who won; Kevin said it was Sheppard;
Bubba thanked him for the update. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – New Michael Jackson Single

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Youtube
page. Bubba plugged tonight’s jets and Dolphins game; he then plugged
what they’ve got coming up on the show. Bubba picked out who will have
the bumper music selection, it landed on Brent. Pete asked if your ex
has a court ordered visitations, but also an arrest warrant, Bubba
thinks the guy should call the cops. Manson thinks this is going to be
along story, he said he’s not a lawyer, Pete asked for the listeners
to help him, bubba thinks his listeners don’t have common sense, Bubba
then Eviled him a few seconds later. Bubba said Letterman’s ratings
sky rocketed because of his apology; Spice said he can’t imagine Dave
having a pre-nup. Bubba read an article about Oprah getting sued over
a fired employee, Bubba said he feels for Oprah, Bubba thinks she
could fire the guy for anything, Spice wonders how bad it could be,
Bubba said she runs a tight ship. Bubba played the latest Michael
Jackson single, Spice hopes he thinks this is it, the guys crack up at
bubba screwing up the word “posthumously”, Bubba thinks it will be a
hit regardless if he was alive or not, Manson can’t tell if it has a
hook or not, he thinks it does’ have one after hearing the song for a
few seconds, ned thinks the song is putting him to sleep, Spice said
he was hoping it would’ve kicked in by now. Spice asked Bubba if he’ll
see the movie, Bubba said no. Bubba got distracted with Ned making a
noise, Bubba said he’s trying to give the guy some respect by letting
it play, Ned thinks he would play it for young boys to put them to
sleep. Manson thinks the voice sounds good; bubba said he was fine
when he died. We then heard Manson’s “good-bye Cruel world” from
“Bubba show classics Vol. 10”, track 8. Bubba thinks it would be a big
hit on radio, Manson disagrees. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba does a Remix

Bubba took a call from a guy who loves the show, Bubba played some
techno music over him, the guys were laughing their asses off. Bubba
said he’ll do a mix; he then stopped to ask the guys if they saw his
16 inch bowel movement, Bubba said he had a few hanging around the
thing, he referred to them as satellites, Spice was laughing his ass
off at this. Bubba went back to the music bed; he thinks he’s not
feeling the bit. The mix featured various clips heard on the show,
from tongueless Brett, George W. Bush, Dennis Rodman, Evil, the
“Dave’s Not here”, MJ, Brent saying “wow”, the price is right sounder,
the salt truck backing up, “dueling Der Ders”, Twenty-five’s theme
music, the guys gave Bubba around of applause. Aaron said he went out
Saturday night, he saw Hogan floating by, his boat broke down, the
guys cracked up at the story, the guy helped Hogan out, Hogan asked
for a beer, Spice as Hogan said he asked for a hamburger. Bubba read
an article about a guy who shot two burglars. Bubba said he’s tired,
he’s got meetings all day; Manson said he’s got bits to do; they then
ended the show a few seconds later.

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