Monday, November 2, 2009

November 2nd, 2009 by Staff

Top Stories:
Kathleen Ford finally responds to “HNIC” charge
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Utah Teens Cited For Rapping Order at McDonald’s
6 bodies found at convicted rapist’s Cleveland home
WDAE’s Sileo suspended for claims about Glazers
Newman flips, then fumes over NASCAR’s restrictions
AFGHAN GIRLS BURN THEMSELVES TO ESCAPE MARRIAGE

Segment 1 – Various stuff

Bubba started off by saying the bumper music was from Manson’s iPod,
he then asked Manson about his party, Manson said it was great, he
wishes they had a recording of him doing a Billy Mays thing at his
Halloween party. Bubba said that he included Brent on an email, he
said it’s ruined his morning, he then went on to say that Anthony
Sergi won his fourth race, he told Spice to remember that name. Bubba
said the emails aren’t much to speak of, most of them were about his
meltdown on Friday’s show, Brent said Ferrall had a meltdown on Friday
as well, Bubba is interested in hearing Howard’s spin on it, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – B-Fudd Checks in, Hard Rock discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba told the Jacksonville listeners to earmark November
7, he then said Brent won’t be there. Bubba recapped some sports
scores, Brent thinks New York could win; Bubba doesn’t like the salary
cap baseball has. Bubba thanked Big Dick for raking the back of the
studio, we then heard B-Fudd’s bumper. Bubba went to him, he had
“Paradise city” in the background, he said that he tried to call back
in, he couldn’t get through. Spice asked him what made him hang up the
other day, B-Fudd decided to pull a rib on him by walking up to his
Mom, she asked him to leave him alone and go back to bed, Spice thinks
it was bad on his part. Bubba reset the clip, B-Fudd said he doesn’t
have a cordless, Ned thinks Bubba got outworked by a retard, B-Fudd
kept saying yes to the clip, Bubba told him not to talk back to the
tape. Spice as Bubba said that he’s been doing radio for 22 years,
he’d know if something was up. Spice asked B-Fudd if he misses his
Dad, B-Fudd said yes, we then heard The Funeral March, B-Fudd then
sang a little bit of “Dust In The Wind”, Spice wants him to sing at
his funeral. Bubba had B-Fudd say some stuff about his Dad, Spice told
him to “Say some stuff about G-Fudd”. Bubba said he’ll take the rib.
Bubba went over some college scores, the guys got sidetracked a little
by discussing the Vikings/Packers game yesterday, Spice is surprised
that the fans booed Favre. Bubba thinks Indiana has one of the worst
football teams ever, he then went over the football picks from last
week, Spice said Tampa is the only winless team in the league. Bubba
said he was at the Hard Rock on Friday for Mimi Nosbich’s birthday, he
said MJ was also there, he said his hair is freaky, he then said he
and Keith won some money at Blackjack. Bubba said he couldn’t take the
cigarette the guy next to him had; the guy was lighting one cigarette
with the other. Bubba thinks they should have a non smoking area for
the casinos. Bubba said he was at the Dallas Bowl on Friday, he said
it’s a great place, Spice explained the gator, where people take their
hats off and dry hump them, Bubba wants Twenty-five Cent to get in on
the line dancing at the club. Manson thinks you have to practice at
home, Bubba said he can barely remember what he has to do. Bubba took
a call from a woman who said that in Orlando, the Hard Rock there has
a non smoking room. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Various callers and news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Bubba
joked that today is tuck rock; Manson told him that Axle Rose isn’t
that kind of stuff. Christina said she’s taking the kids to school,
she commutes from Orlando to Tampa, the guys think she’s about black
power, we then heard some Soulja Boy. She said the dance is referred
to as “The Wild Wild West”; it’s mostly for single people. We then
heard a news clip about the Palin kid, Bubba had a hard time keeping
up with this stuff, Spice recapped it for him. Bubba thinks they
should do round ups of sexual offenders, we then heard a news clip
about a guy who drugged a kid and molested him. Bubba wonders how you
could plan that out in a week, he thinks some of this screams of lack
of parenting. Spice likes how one of the neighbors said the guy was a
problem, Manson said he’d be running a sting operation, Spice thinks
the code word “I don’t like that” isn’t a good idea. Bubba doesn’t
know who Elizabeth Smart is, the guys explained it to him, Spice
thinks she’s pretty good looking. We then heard a news clip about
that, Bubba thinks she’s cute, Spice thinks she’s a cute kidnap
victim, Bubba wonders how this escaped him, he wonders what it must be
like if you go through with that. Brent thinks the guy will get life
in prison, Bubba thinks he killed her swagger. Manson thinks the
angels are slackers, Bubba said he couldn’t be kidnapped for nine
months; he’d want to be there for nine minutes. Bubba took a call from
a guy who said he and his ex wife separated, she moved in with a sex
offender, the wife flipped out and got a restraining order on the
caller, Bubba said he doesn’t feel comfortable talking about this. The
guy said the other guy was convicted of drugging a twelve year-old, he
said he hasn’t seen his nine year-old daughter in about a month. Bubba
asked him if he knows where it is, he said yes, he said his wife is on
some bad drugs. Bubba wonders why he’d be attracted to a woman like
that; the guy said all this stuff came out after he got married to
her. Bubba asked him if he’s ever been in trouble with the law, he
said back in 1993, he got in trouble with a stolen radio, he said he’s
got the cleanest urine in Naples. Bubba asked the guy if he had a
lawyer, he said yes. The guy went on to say that he’s meeting someone
at DCF, Bubba thinks the way the system is flawed because of how long
it takes to get stuff done, he said that the reason why they can’t get
to their Clear Channel lawsuit is because the judge has 4500
foreclosure cases, he thinks the guy should hold the DCF responsible
for what happens to his kids from this day forward. The guy said he
puts up fliers about the guy, his wife finds them and says he’s
stoking her, the guy said he’s has some cops helping him out. Bubba
told the guy that he’ll get someone to help him out. Shannon said
she’s so sick over this, she said that if you’re a registered sex
offender, how can he live with kids, she thinks the guy should get the
kids out and not to let them go. Bubba thinks they need to make an
example out of these people, he thinks they should bring the wife up
on charges, we then heard the coocoo sound effect as the caller
talked, it got louder and louder, the guys talked over her, Spice told
her to “preach”. Bubba played some more clips over her, the Rocky
theme, “Dave’s Not Here” from Cheech and Chong, Twenty-five getting
tazzed, “The Boopity song”, a salt truck, Brent saying “Wow” and “In
my life”, Dueling Banjos. Bubba wonders what it’s like be married to
that. Bubba said the only thing you’re responsible for in the 12
Boobs of Christmas® is transportation and some pills; you won’t have to
pay for other stuff. Bubba wonders how long they’ve done the contest
for, Brent thinks they’ve been doing it for eight years, Bubba
recapped the rules of the contest, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 4 – Various callers, Packers/Vikings game clips, Jabberjaw calls in

Spice came on and said Bubba isn’t feeling so well, he had to use the
restroom. Manson said if that was his kids, he wouldn’t let them live.
Spice said he’d just kill the guy and not tell anyone, he said there’s
a lot of red tape to deal with, he likes Bubba’s idea of putting the
responsibility, he wonders if Bubba will call in from the bathroom.
Manson said he got drunk and high and cut promos as Billy Mays. Bill
came on, he said he went through a similar situation; Bubba came back
in and gonged the guy. Bubba said its bad news, he said he’s sick, he
said he’s hot, Spice wonders what Bubba has going on, Bubba thinks
he’s out of sorts today, Manson wonders what’s going on. Bubba said
he’s got a week from hell today, he said he’s got to get all that
stuff done today, he said he’ll get through it. Amanda in Tampa said
she won a pair of boobs from MJ three years ago, she was under the
impression that she’d have to pay for the medicine, she said she had
to pay $500 out of pocket, she then said she had to buy an expensive
braw. She said the doctor did a terrible job, she tried to explain it
to MJ, Bubba thinks she should’ve gone with his contest, she went on
to say that her mother-in-law had a great experience with Diaco. Jay
on protection said he used to work for DCF, he quit about a month ago,
he suggests the guy documents every that happens, he said they’re over
loaded at the DCF. Bubba got sidetracked by a noise, he thinks the guy
is calling from a submarine, Jay said he’s working in a cubical; he
said his hands are tied once he has a case. Bubba took a call from a
guy who said he got a divorce a few years ago, he’s had DCF call him
three times over stuff he never did, Bubba thinks it’s the
pussyfication of America for the guy getting in trouble for yelling at
the kids periodically. We then heard a news clip about a kid who got
shot after pointing a gun at the cops, Bubba thinks doing donuts in
front of cops is a problem, we then heard “the Boopity song” under the
clip. BJ said Hogan set the world on fire last week. Bubba read an
article about a guy who masturbated in front of a 72 year-old woman,
he then demanded she make him a sandwich, Ned thinks it’s a victimless
crime. Bubba said as much as he’d like to cover national stories, he
can’t, as a lot of the crap ends up there, he read an article about a
guy who stole a lawnmower, got drunk, and drove it into a school bus,
the guys wonder how you can get two people on that. The lawnmower hit
a bus, the kids clowned him, the guy was arrested, Ned thinks its
felony white trash. Rick said he went through the same thing another
caller went through, Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later, Bubba
thinks they’ve been infiltrated by white trash breakups. Dave wondered
if Bubba caught any shit for his Satellite rant, he said no, he thinks
Howard will play it sometime this week. Dave asked Bubba about the
fans booing Favre, Bubba thinks they should boo Ted Thompson, he
thinks Favre should be allowed to change his mind, he said the Packer
fans are left holding the bag, he thinks it’s like a big penis
contest. Spice wonders who you boo, Brent said he respects what Favre
has done; he thinks the hate for the Vikings overwhelmed everything.
We then heard a clip of Favre talking about the game, Bubba wonders if
something will get done, Brent thinks Ted will take a lot of heat, he
doesn’t know how the situation in Green Bay is, Manson thinks Rogers
didn’t look so great yesterday. We then heard the clip of Favre coming
out to Lambeau field, Bubba thinks its low class, he said if he was
Favre, he would’ve flipped them off. Spice wonders if Jabberjaw booed
him, Bubba asked to get her lined up. We then heard some clips of
Favre making some touchdowns. Bubba went to Jabberjaw, he said he
can’t believe it happened, Jabberjaw thinks its Ted Thompson’s fault,
she thinks if they showed him, the fans would’ve booed louder. Bubba
asked her about Adam hooking her up with a VIP tour; she said it was
awesome, Bubba thinks MJ never did that, she said no. Jabberjaw said
she got some pictures on the field. Bubba thinks James is a nerd who
doesn’t appreciate football, she thinks James compared it to R&J in
Tampa, Bubba thinks James is a jackass, she really liked the cement
threshold with the bricks, Bubba thinks they mess with the visiting
teams. Bubba asked her what it was like weather wise, Jabberjaw said
her lips were numb by the end of the night, she said it’s great, Bubba
thinks she got jobber seats, the guys think James is a sucka for not
getting anything from Jabberjaw. Spice wonders if he attempted to make
a move, she said no, Ned thinks he’s a dork, she said she had a really
bad stomach ache, Bubba thinks she’s not that Horney. Spice wonders if
she’ll break up with him, she said yes, Bubba thinks she’s a smart
woman, Spice said she’s digging for a football game. Bubba thinks a
tour of the studio isn’t as impressive as Lambeau field, she said
she’ll be going to the Packers/Buccaneers game, Spice thinks she’ll
dump him, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Homestead Racing’s Kurdis Gray in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Bubba
had Kurdis in; he thinks Kurdis has been on the show before. Bubba
said Tony once gave him a ride in a van, Kurdis said no one is
supposed to be on the track, he thinks Tony is diving into the keys.
Bubba went to Hogan; he said the racetrack guys are awesome. Hogan
said he liked Bubba’s costume for Halloween, he said his book signing
is at a public library, he said he’ll be at the Barns and Nobal on
November 9, he then went on to say that he saw Linda and Charlie
running through the airport. Bubba thinks Hogan should pay Charlie.
Bubba told Kurdis that Hogan calls the show every day, he then
recapped the time where he and Hogan were at a track, Bubba opened the
door, a golf cart took the door off the limo he was in, he thinks its
very user friendly. Kurdis said that Daytona is a great track; he said
October was a great month. Bubba said the drive from Tampa to
Homestead is long, he thinks he should’ve stayed the night. Kurdis
said they’ve got a LCD scoreboard. Bubba likes how they’ve always had
free parking, he likes how they offer unlimited free entry, Kurdis
said Brent’s eyes got wide when Bubba mentioned that. Kurdis said
they’re very fan friendly, you can bring a cooler in; he said the
parking is really close. Bubba thinks Ford has been on board for a
little while, Kurdis said it’s been like that, Brent likes how kids
Twelve and under get in free, Bubba thinks they should hire extra
security, he said if you’re coming on Sunday, you should be at the
track by Noon, Kurdis said the gates open at ten am, they have a lot
of stuff for the fans, Brent said he’s never heard of such a thing.
Bubba is a little bummed out that Tony Stewart didn’t get a chance to
be in the race, he said you can’t touch the number 48 car; he thinks
the car of tomorrow puts Dale JR at a disadvantage. Kurdis said
they’re introducing a new car of tomorrow. Bubba said the truck guys
are crazy, Brent said one of the guys races like a madman. Bubba
wonders if the guys get to keep a trophy, Kurdis said the owner and
the driver get one, Bubba asked the guys to bring in a picture of him
with it, he said Tony is the only guy to request a stripper pole in
his room, Kurdis liked Bubba’s tux. Bubba wonders if Jimmy Johnson is
getting his fourth trophy, Kurdis said the format is great. Bubba said
the number one guy he’d like to see win would be mark martin, Kurdis
said the phones have been ringing off the hook with requests for him.
Bubba wondered if people can buy a three day pack, Kurdis said yes,
they have family packs, he said they’re making it as easy as possible,
the number to call is 1866-409-7223. Bubba said the guys do a good job
getting the fans as close to their favorite drivers as possible. Bubba
told Kurdis they’re on 93.1. Kurdis said the trophy takes 80 hours to
make; Bubba thinks Tony would kill someone with that. Bubba recapped a
story from 2005, where he and one of tony’s crew guys were jokingly
flipping each other off, a guard told Bubba to leave, he’s bummed out
he missed all the fun. Bubba thinks the best thing NASCAR did was
limit testing. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “Our song” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits
Vol. 5”, track 11, parody of the Taylor Swift song of the same name.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – Kathleen Ford and Dan Sileo discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Bubba this Wednesday, we then heard Train’s “Meet Virginia”
as bumper music, Spice thinks he could play drums for them, Bubba did
some drum noises over the song, Brent thinks the beat would be a
little fast for him, he said Train is a good group, he said they’re
Howard’s guys. Bubba thinks people can see through Kathleen ford,
Brent thinks it’s ridiculous what she’s doing, Bubba wants to send the
audio to some TV stations. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba
thinks Davis isn’t needed, he thinks the mayor should have an open
door policy, he wonders what he said was so bad. Bubba thinks she’s
done, he thinks she comes across bitchy; he likes John Willson saying
his name. Bubba doesn’t like how she said he used foul language, Bubba
said he’s unable to figure out what she’s talking about, Brent said he
could send it to him. Bubba thinks she should’ve owned up to it,
Manson said this problem would’ve gone away, Spice mocked Kathleen for
saying she left a message for Davis, saying white power every so
often. Brent said in the movie “Lean n”, head nigger in charge is used
frequently. Brent said this is why people should vote for Bill Foster,
Spice thinks she’s a horrible speaker. We then heard the clip, where
Bubba asked about her plans with deputy mayors, he asked people to
call in and comment, he thinks he’s be really cautious in the clip, he
wants to send this to John Willson, Ned thinks Bubba is in trouble for
saying gonads. Spice thinks she knew exactly what it ment, Bubba said
there’s no way you can say it and not know what it means, Brent thinks
they can send the audio, Bubba thinks she’s hanging the wrong person
out to dry. Spice thinks she’d be a horrible leader, Bubba said she’s
flip-flopping on herself, Spice wonders how she’ll handle the
situation. Phillip in Sarasota thinks Ford is full of it, he wants to
know if they could put the interview up on the site, Bubba said he
could, he thinks it’s not going to be very interesting. We then heard
a news clip about Dan Sileo, Bubba thinks it’s not a big deal, Bubba
wants to have Dan on to discuss the issue. John in Hane City said
Bubba had nothing to do with Ford’s comments. Bubba said he’s in the
middle of emailing Dan; Bubba thinks Dan’s problem is that he needs to
come clean. The guys think Dan has a good show; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Guavaween discussions, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba said he’d pick tomorrow, he drew Spice. Bubba guessed
the song “Midnight Blue”, Manson said the guy has an incredible voice.
Bubba said they have something locally called Guavaween, he thinks the
over thinkers have ruined it; he doesn’t get how it costs $10 to get
in. Bubba said that Clear channel has charged $17 to get in, he said
the attendance was low, Spice said everyone involved should be fired.
Bubba said they lost $1.8 million dollars, Spice thinks their
jackasses, Manson said it’s been big for years. Bubba said NBC has
been kicking themselves in the ass with Leno, he read an article about
that, he said the late night news cast is having a horrible lead-in,
Bubba said he hates Leno, Spice said he’s never gotten him. We then
heard a news clip about a guy who tried to kill his three month old
son. Bubba wonders how you can punch a three month old baby. We then
heard a news clip about a two year-old who got his mom thrown off a
plane for his noise, Bubba and Manson say you have to have stuff with
you at all times. Bubba said this is the pussyfication that everyone
has had to deal with. Bubba wonders how many times you have delt with
a kid kicking the back of your seat; the guys boo when the clip said
that she’s getting a voucher. Bubba said you can’t be that guy who
flips out on the kid. We then heard a news clip about a guy who had
six bodies in his house. Bubba thinks it’s so bad in Afghanistan, that
women are setting themselves on fire to escape arranged marriages, we
then heard a clip about that, Bubba thinks they should get out. Brent
said this stuff happens all throughout Asia. Bubba thinks if he had to
deal with that, he’d jump off a building, Spice thinks if you live to
set yourself on fire, it’s a problem, Manson suggests a heroin
overdose. Bubba wonders if the President knows something he doesn’t
know. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show for the
week; they then ended the show a few seconds later.


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