Monday, November 15, 2010

November 16th, 2010 by Staff

Monday, November 15, 2010

Recap by Blind Lawrence

Bumper music for today provided by friends of the show:
Sister Hazel – Shame
Paper Tongues – Ride to California (Live 9-10-10)
HED P.E. – Sophia
Sevendust – Angel Son
Kevin Cronin – Can’t Fight This Feeling
O.A.R. – Crazy Game of Poker
Paper Tongues – Higher
O.A.R. – Lay Down (Live 8-27-09)
Sister Hazel – All For You (Live 7-6-07)
Rev Theory – Far From Over (Live 8-28-09)

Segment 1 – Sports, Bubba Saw 2 postponed

Bubba started the show by saying the music was provided by the Friends
of the show, the guys think the guys of Sister Hazel are set for life.
Bubba ran down some sports scores, he said that Carl Edwards won;
Brent said that Tony Stewart will be on Friday morning. Bubba thinks
they don’ need a creative meeting, he said he’s thinking about
postponing “Bubba Saw 2” until the beginning of next year, Brent said
there’s a lot to get done. Bubba thanked everyone for coming out to
The Gold Club, he told Ned that he was missed at the event, he told
the people that Ned was probably passed out in a ditch, he then
wondered if Ned has a favorite ditch, ed said he just goes all over
the tri state county, they then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 2 – Sports

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Twelve Boobs of
Christmas, followed by “Ride to California” by Paper Tongues. Bubba
came on talking about the Homestead appearance, he thinks his meet and
greet will be at 2:15, Brent said it’ll be at 1:00, Spice said they’ll
be giving away a Disturbed guitar, to register go to Bubba
pointed out Jacksonville winning, he then said that the Twelve Boobs
of Christmas internet application will be cut off Friday at Midnight,
he then went over some football scores, he then asked Brent was is
wrong with the Gators, Brent said they didn’t have a very good game
plan. We then heard the “Monday Night Football” music, Bubba thinks
Farve is done. Mike said the God Hates Fags people were in Oklahoma
protesting fallen soldiers funerals, their tires ended up getting
slashed, a tire store wouldn’t help them out. Jay in Port Charlotte
said he’s a season ticket holder in Homestead, he wonders if he can
attend the meet and greet, Bubba thinks the guy is, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various Female Callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Cold
Weather gear, followed by some Head PE. Bubba said that they’ll be
doing the lotto on Thursday, as he doesn’t want to travel with the
machine, as he thinks some of the NASCAR guys will want it, he then
said that this Wednesday will be when they’ll be doing the Homeless
Thanks giving, as well as a turkey shoot. We then heard B-Fudd’s
bumper, he then said he was driving and had to get on the fary, a cop
asked him if he could plant drugs in his car, as the K Nine Unit was
training, he said that he has a Bubba Army sticker on his window, he
said the guy had cocaine, as he saw the pouter, Spice was having a
hard time figuring out what B-Fudd was saying. B-Fudd said that Hammil
called him the other night after getting drunk. Bubba told him he has
some females ready to play Bubba Trivia, B-Fudd said if Sirius doesn’t
re sign Bubba, they can kiss his retarded ass. Michelle came on
looking for Raw tickets. Bubba asked Spice’s woman’s name, she didn’t
know it, she got buzzed, Spice wonders how you didn’t know that one,
she didn’t know Manson’s wife’s name, Ned thinks she’s a boob and
wrestling whore. Tony asked about the Twelve Boobs of Christmas Bubba
thinks you have to be 21 to get in the contest. Jen in Orlando came
on, she thought Tasha was Manson’s wife’s name, she got hung up on a
few seconds later, Ned thinks she’s a ticket whore. Hidey came on
looking for tickets, she said Bubba makes him nervous, Spice thinks
she has a speech impediment, Bubba said she automatically wins, Hidey
said she’s from Sweden, she said she attended Bubbapalooza
Jacksonville. Stephanie came on looking for tickets, Bubba asked her
what Manson’s wife’s name is, she said Donna and got it. Bubba then
asked Brent’s wife’s name, she said Amanda and got it. Amy in Orlando
came on looking for tickets; Bubba asked the girl who works for them
is, she said Jabberjaw and got it. Spice asked the name of the
engineer, she didn’t know that one. Manson asked the name of his
horse, she didn’t know that one. Susan came on looking for tickets.
Monica came on looking for tickets, Bubba asked where they’ll be on
Friday, she said Miami ad got it. Bubba then asked his name, the woman
got it, he then talked about FourLoko getting banned, he thinks it’s
just follow the leader, they then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 4 –

Coming out of commercials we heard a promo for the Twelve Boobs of
Christmas, followed by Seven Dust. Brandy in Miami said she listens to
the show; we then heard some Spanish bumpers. Lorry said she’s willing
to drive to Miami, as her kids are big fans, Spice that’s a good Mom.
Christina came on saying she works for a phone company, she said her
son would be excited to go. Bubba wonders how they can take FourLoko
away, when none of the ingredients are illegal, Spice said because
College kids were drinking too much of it, we then heard a news clip
about that, Bubba said this is the opposite of the American dream,
Spice said it sucks for the company that makes it, Bubba hopes the FDA
would do a national ruling. We then heard a clip of the author of the
Pedophile book, Spice sarcastically said that’s a good way to pimp
your book, Bubba said just the working title of the book is a problem,
Manson said our priorities are screwed up, Spice wonders how the guy
can write a book about that. Joe in Tampa thinks FourLoko should just
sell caffeine on one side, and the Alcohol on the other, Spice thinks
you can’t sell it separately; Bubba likes the marketing of it. The
first email of the day said they love listening to the show. Another
emailer said Kelly Kraft is working in Buffalo, he said that after
Bubba mentioned Sabrina Fein, she was the 50th most searched name on
Google. Another emailer said they’re not surprised with Jamie in South
Carolina. Bubba asked Spice about Jessica Simpson, Spice said she’s
still on the hit list, he thinks that at 400 pounds, it’d be a little
too much. Bubba took a call from a guy who said that if the pedophile
book was sold to people, the FBI would be able to track down who
bought it. Bubba then read an article about a woman who is suing a
company over being fired for being too hot, the guys don’t think she’s
that hot. We then heard a clip of Farve talking about his performance,
Bubba thinks Farve sucks, he thinks the guy ruined his legacy by
coming back, he then read an article about a woman who texted nude
pictures of herself to her son’s friend, Spice said that she’s pretty
steamy, he thinks you can’t keep quiet on that. Manson said he’d be
quiet for a little, the guys think it’s on her. Spice said one of his
friends had sex with one of his friend’s Mom, Bubba said none of this
stuff happened when he was growing up. Chris said when he was
seventeen, he had two chicks that were married, Bubba said there’s no
forbidden fruit at 1u78, he then took a call from a guy who said he
was Paul and Young Ron doing a beer bong on the jumbo tron. Harry in
Florida said that when he was growing up, he had a Math helper; she
showed up in a bath robe, Bubba said he doesn’t believe the story. Jay
in Tampa said he lived in Ft. Lauderdale, his friend was a bar tender
at a winger’s club, Bubba said that’s common place at places like
that, Jay said it was incredible that he was 17 when that happened,
Bubba thinks he grew up in a sheltered life. Eric in Jacksonville said
he met Bubba at the Gold club,
Eric thanked the guys for chatting with him this year, he said there
was a girl who liked the show, the woman’s husband seemed interested
in the show. Bubba said he’s excited about going to Dean’s Gold, he
said it’ll be from 10:00 midnight on Friday night. Frank in Ohio said
his friend is a milfer, the guy said he had sex with a woman during a
wedding rehearsal, “dueling Der Ders” from “bubba Show Classics Vol.
11”, track 14 was heard in the background as the guy talked. Frank
said one o the Moms just came up to him and grabbed his crotch, Bubba
isn’t sure if he believes any of that. Mark said he used to bang his
teachers all the time, Bubba hung up on him, he thinks they’re on a
slippery slope, he then said 125 people showed up for a naked reality
show, we then heard a news clip about that, Manson said it’ll all be
pixilated, Bubba thinks it could be like Hammil back in the day. We
then heard a news clip about a 13 year-old who was found bound and
gagged, Bubba thinks they should just kill the guy, he said going
through life is fairly easy, Manson said they’re weirdoes who just
want to get off, he thinks the other three people are dead, Bubba
thinks any grone man who carries around a back pack should be looked
at. Lisa in Jacksonville said when her husband was 17, he had almost a
two year relationship with his neighbor, she had four kids at the
time, Spice thinks being the husband of the woman who has sex with a
young person, he thinks it has to be crushing. Bubba wonders if the
repair man stuff really happens, he said he hates to throw this topic
out, he said that they’ll put the caller on protection, he said it has
to be a hot woman, he said he has stuff for women, but only if the
story is convincing, they then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 5 – Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Twelve Boobs of
Christmas, followed by Kevin Cronin from REO Speed Wagon. Jen on
protection came on, Bubba said he’d like to believe that she’s hot,
Jen said she just had a baby, she said she was 27, five foot six, a 34
B at the time, she said they had a Satellite company, the guy came out
to fix it, she was just getting into NASCAR, they ended up hooking up,
she said that she ended up putting the first move on, she said that a
lot of women size guys up. Bubba asked if she put something else on,
she said the guy was sexy, she said it started in the kitchen; it was
about an hour and fifteen minutes. Bubba asked if the guy used
protection, the woman said no, Spice wondered who had time for
protection; the woman said that she saw him about year later. Bubba
said if he finds it believable, he’ll give the caller something.
Nicole on protection said she’ll just email a picture, she said that
she was 28, she works a Vet hospital, the AC at the hospital had
broken, she said the A repair guy was hot looking, she ended up
grabbing his crotch, they ended up having sex on the surgery room
floor, she then said she’s a Japanese Puerto Rican, she had a
boyfriend at the time, it happened after work, they ended up meeting
periodically, Spice said it’s kind of steamy. Bubba asked how long
it’s been, the woman said about six or seven years, she said that she
had moved. Bubba wondered if they should make the pictures of Lorry
avid up on, he thinks she’s really into fitness, Brent said
that soliciting is pretty bad, Bubba said she’s been crying her eyes
out in the photo, he then said Clinton will be in “Hang Over 2”, Spice
said that Mel Gibson isn’t in it. We then heard a news clip about a
Veterans day promo that a truck dealership was holding, where if you
bought a truck, you’d get an ak47, the guys think it’s a great promo,
Bubba thinks one of the guys in the clip is him, he thinks one of the
guys is Ned, he then wondered who Demi Lovato is, Spice said she’s
kind of hot, he said that she’s in trouble for cocaine. Nicole on
protection said she worked at the VA hospital, she would often hook up
with random guys, she then said she’s five foot seven, 150 pounds,
Bubba then had to dump her for cursing, she said this would happen in
the car and a parking office, she said she likes the idea of getting
caught. Spice said he can’t do the role play. Bubba asked if the guys
saw the woman with Jacksonville Jagwires tattoos, he thinks Simple
Jack should sign her up for nose guard, he said that some of the
players aren’t even on the team anymore, Spice said she’s massive,
Bubba doesn’t think it’s a gimmick a lot of guys would like. We then
heard a news clip about a guy who found a human head, Bubba said he’d
leave it alone, Spice said being a good citizen can sometimes be a
pain in the ass, he said that he saw an accident, he stuck around to
be questioned. Fred on protection said a few weeks ago, he sent a post
card to Stephanie Ragusa, he got a response back, but he doesn’t have
it with him, he said he’ll email it to them, he said a majority of it
was about God, Bubba said he’d like to see that, Spice said he’ll
write her a letter, Bubba thinks he should do it, Spice said he’d want
to befriend her, then become pen pals. Rob in Miami said he’s a fan,
he came back from Iraq a few weeks ago, he said his wife would record
the show and send it to him, Bubba welcomed him home, he said he’d
like for the guy to be there, he then said that John Racener was a
guest of the Bucs yesterday, he thinks it was good luck for them. Ken
in Sanford said he knows the guy who was selling the Ak47 on Veterans
Day. We then heard a news clip about a woman who strangled her own
daughter after she was being disrespectful, bubba cracked up at the
reporter in the clip. We then heard a news clip about a guy who
branded his own kids, Bubba said he’d like a branding device, Manson
said that Madeoff used to brand his steaks with his initials, Ned
thinks the woman in the clip needs to butch up, Spice thinks Ned got
branded on his back, Ned said he was using a heating pad, he had duct
taped the off switch, he said he had a gaping hole. We then heard a
news clip about a cop who shot himself, he had said a black man did
it, Bubba said he’d be throwing the book at him. We then heard a news
clip about a couple that abused and killed their kid, Bubba thinks you
should just drop it off at the fire station, he then remembers the
call when lascar said he was buying babies, he said that had these
people been sterilized, this wouldn’t have happened, he thinks Manson
is on with his step Dad theory, Bubba thinks they should be killed at
High Noon tomorrow, Manson groaned at the story, Bubba said that it
just gets worse, Brent wonders how it could get any worse than this,
Bubba said that he’d be moving out of the apartment complex if that
was the case. AJ said he’s a Dad, he said this kind of story makes him
mad, he said the people who do this kind of thing have no heart, he
said his step son is disabled, but he loves him as if he was his own,
Bubba said he’ll spank Tyler for something, he’ll end up crying over
it, he then said that Wall mart is getting into a price war to win
your business. Anything you buy on from now until
December 20 will give you free shipping, Bubba said he loves shopping
online, Spice said he used to hate that, they then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various Callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Twelve Boobs of
Christmas, followed by some OAR. Bubba said he has a huge number two
on deck, he hasn’t gone for three days, Spice said the weekends mess
him up on the crapping routine, Bubba thinks all he does on the
weekend is graze. Chris in Orlando said the problem is also the
Department of Children and Families, bubba said they’re mostly dealing
with bad people, he said it’s not the best situation. Chris said he’s
been looking for his ex wife who is behind on her child support, Bubba
said he was lost on this situation, Manson said he gave up about 00:30
ago, the guy ended up getting the Evil treatment, Bubba then told him
how he should’ve opened up the conversation. Derik said that the
American people have lost our stomach for justice, he said it’s now
about human rights, Bubba said we need to have some kind of deterrent,
he said that this is a country that in a sport, everyone gets
something, he thinks we’re not the greatest country anymore, Spice
said there’s a lot of cool places, he sighted Calgary as an example,
Bubba thinks we’re not the freest country anymore, he said that while
he loves his country, we’re broken, Spice said that it seems that if
you question something you’re considered anti American, he thinks
we’re a white trash society, the guys think that the Politicians don’
care about the common man, Bubba thinks we only have ourselves to
blame, Spice said at this point, it’s comical. Bubba recapped Ron
Paul’s ideas; Manson said its common sense stuff. John on protection
said he found out that 93 Rock will be changing formats, he said that
a family member he knows is good friends with someone at the station,
the guy said that Paul and Ron are idiots. Bubba asked him at what
level was this at, John said the person in question is promotions, the
guy ended up getting the Evil treatment, bubba thinks that person is
the last guy to know about that stuff, he said that it could very well
happen, he said it could be like Hartford, he then said he has to
poop, he thinks Spice will have to fill in. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – various Callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Twelve Boobs of
Christmas, followed by paper Tongue’s live version of “Hire”. Spice
said that Bubba is in the bathroom, he said he knows what he means
when he talks about losing it. Manson pointed out that bubba was back,
he thinks it took a lot out of him, Bubba came on apologizing, he said
he didn’t get it all, he thinks he stored it for a long time, he
thinks he was more regular when he drank the Peter max juice, he
thinks it’s better than nothing. Manson said it was a real process, he
said he did it for a month, he didn’t feel any different, Bubba thinks
he could get pills to make himself feel regular. Less in Claremont
said America is a big company, which is why the penal system doesn’t
work. Carl came on asking bubba if he knew about organized crime
rigging the election, Bubba thinks the 2000 election was rigged. We
then heard a news clip about a woman who ran over her sister in law,
the guys think it’s old white trash. Dale in south Florida
congratulated Bubba on his dump; he then said our death penalty is
week. Glen came on saying the guys have an awesome show, he said bubba
is a great interviewer, Bubba thinks he’s getting set up for a fall,
he thinks our country is a sinking ship, we’re being controlled by
lying, thieving individuals, Bubba thinks the guy is making a great
point. Glen said that every time there’s a new person in the white
House, we have a war with another Country, bubba said he happens to
agree with him, he said he was under the impression that Obama would
stop it, he thinks he’s just going along with it, he doesn’t know of
any party that is anti war, Manson thinks it’s the popular thing to
do. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – OAR closes the show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Twelve Boobs of
Christmas, followed by “Lay Down” by OAR. Bubba came on saying he’d
like to ride the show out with this, Spice said they’ll be doing the
Pit bull Challenge tomorrow, where Rob Kahn will take a treat right
from a Pit Bull’s mouth to see how aggressive it gets. We then heard
the song; they then ended the show a few seconds later.

One Response

  1. sysco guy

    can somebody break down these show recaps into actual paragraphs. reading this shit is making my fin eyes bleed

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