Monday, January 25, 2010

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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores, football discussions

Bubba said that today is Spice’s iPod, Manson groaned at the music
selection. Bubba said someone gave him the small capped bottle of
water, Manson thinks it’s Pantera. Dave in West Palm asked if Brent
and Amanda did the asshole licking, Brent said he wasn’t looking at
Twitter over the weekend, Ned said he got the Star magazine with
Octomom. Brent said it happened, he said it wasn’t great, he thinks
she didn’t like it. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he said you
can’t ask for a better game, Spice said he had a feeling Farve would
throw an interception. Bubba wondered what Farve will do after this;
Manson said he played a great game. Bubba thinks they should revamp
the overtime games, Brent said the owners always vote against it. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Saints Audio clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the new Tom The
Treeman shirt. We then heard a clip from the Saints/Vikings game;
Bubba thanked Spice for his iPod. Spice said it’s hard to schedule his
massage, Bubba jokingly called Spice Obama. Manson said he’s waiting
for the kids’s soccer season to end, Bubba said that today is kind of
a crummy day, as he only found one birthday that really struck him, we
then heard some Alysha Keys. Cindy said she was watching T, someone on
there was talking about the Red Cross, every caller was saying what
Bubba was saying, Ned snored a little, Spice wondered if she shows any
emotion, Manson goofed on her having sex. Jimmy asked about the Saints
winning the coin toss, he said the ball crossed the first down marker,
Spice said the guy was looking at something else. We then heard a clip
of the Saints owner talking, Bubba goofed on one of the people in the
clip, he thinks the fans are still there. We then heard a clip of Drew
Breeze talking; Bubba said this is a great match up, he thinks Miami
will be popping. We then heard a clip of Farve talking about
retirement, Manson thinks he won’t be able to walk for two weeks,
Bubba goofed on the quality of the clip, he thinks it was done on a
tape recorder. We then heard a clip of Paten Manning talking about the
game; Bubba said he wouldn’t want to fight a bunch of Saints fans.
Bubba took a call from a guy who said 60% of the time, if you win the
coin flip, you win the game. He went on to ask about a guy named Steve
Ward, Brent thinks the guy has never been on the Satellite show. Bubba
asked Dave Rice, Dave said he’s not familiar with the guy. The guy
said last Friday, Steve did something for Linda Hogan; Bubba asked
where he could get it. We then heard Manson’s “Linda Hogan Gold
Digger” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 5”, track 1, and “The
Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 8. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails, various audio clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour. Bubba said he got some emails from some people talking about
Society Red, he said he has a bunch of emails to get to. Bubba took a
call from a guy who said JT the Brick was really close on the score
for the Vikings/Saints game. The first email of the day suggested a
weekly segment with Howard and Bubba. Another emailer said Bubba is a
class act. Another emailer asked Bubba how he does it. Another emailer
said Bubba makes them want to go to school, as the show wakes them up.
Another emailer said they live near 93 Rock. Another emailer thinks
Bubba is more of a Conservative than a Liberal. Another emailer
suggested Bubba fire paintballs at Awesome Kong, Bubba said he’s
trying to move passed that, Brent said Bubba takes the Libertarian
position, Bubba said he’s real. Another emailer said there’s an iPhone
ap for Haiti, every channel had the Haiti show on, Spice was shocked
that Comedy Central was showing it, Bubba thinks less than 20 million
dollars will go to Haiti. Another emailer thinks Bubba handled the Lex
and Terry situation was great. Another emailer said they feel like a
member of the Bubba Army, the emailer asked for a Boston gig. Another
emailer thanked Bubba for having Howard on the other day, the emailer
asked for more Spanish bumpers. Bubba thinks Cox is retarded with
radio, he then decided not to get into it. Another emailer wondered if
they could put a Bubba Army sticker on their fire trucks, Bubba said
they’ll send them. Bubba plugged the new stuff on BubbaArmy.com, Ned
said he’s been waiting for months on his shirt, he said he’s lost
interest. Another emailer thanked Bubba for hooking her up with Joe
Diaco. Another emailer thinks Bubba is spot-on, the guys think it
would be cool if we had an Earthquake weapon. Another emailer wonders
why Bubba would discuss Awesome Kong; the guys were cracking up at the
email. Bubba said he didn’t name Awesome Kong, he thinks whoever was
in Japan named her that. Another emailer agrees with Bubba on Haiti,
Bubba said it seems as if our Vets are treated worse than Haiti, Ned
thinks Bubba made a great point. Brent said vets had to sue for the
treatment of Posttraumatic stress disorder, Bubba thinks baseball has
a great union, he finds it disturbing that you don’t get a pension
from the Military. Another emailer thinks Bubba handled the Lex and
Terry situation with class. Another emailer thinks Bubba is a dick
with his comments on social security, Bubba said he was talking about
able-bodied people who continue to have kids, he said that Social
Security is designed for people like him. Another emailer said they
love the shit kicker boots. Another emailer said channel 6 really
buried them. Another emailer thanked Bubba for getting OAR. Another
emailer said a Haitian gave him crap; another Haitian stepped in to
give the other guy crap. Another emailer wondered how many Haitians
are coming in. Another emailer said that New Jersey made you prove
that you were on birth control. The last email of the day thanked
Bubba for the live on live with Howard. Brandon said our soldiers
don’t have much privacy; he went on to say that the Haitians had a
bunch of reserved ambulances. Zach asked about the new NASCAR rule,
Bubba thinks NASCAR needs to realize the demographics. We then heard
“dueling Der Ders” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 11”, track 14 as the
guy talked. We then heard a clip of John Edwards talking about a baby,
Spice thinks he’s an egomaniac, Manson thinks he’s a dirt bag. Spice
said guys like this are stupid. We then heard a news clip about John
Edwards coming clean about his kid. We then heard a clip of Conan
making a speech, he said nbc has been home for the past 20 years,
Bubba didn’t know he wrote for SNL, he thinks Conan sounds gay, he
asked to get a real man on TV, Ned told him to wrap it up; Manson
thinks he looks gay without the visual. Bubba said that Andy dick got
arrested, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba thinks Ned
should be Andy’s handler. We then heard a clip of Bristol Palin on
Oprah, Bubba thinks people who support Haiti are Palin supporters,
Manson thinks they’re all lying opportunists. Bubba likes how Oprah
tells her not to talk about her sex;
Spice thinks she’ll be pregnant in a few years. We then heard a clip
of Levi saying she tried to get him arrested, we then heard “white
Trash Girl” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 6”, track 4, “The
Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 22, and “The Political CD”, track 24.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for various locations
where you can get Bubba Army merch. We then heard Society Red as
bumper music; Manson said they’re really good, Bubba thinks this is
about a girl who does dirty things to you. Bubba said you can go to
myspace.com/societyredjacks. Tyler said a guy on 98 Rock was using the
term marking out; Spice said the guy voice tracks. Bubba said there’s
rumors that Howard is talking to Clear Channel, he said it doesn’t
matter who gets the show. Spice said the next couple of months will be
interesting, Manson said he won’t believe it until he sees it. We then
heard a news clip about a guy who killed his wife with a pillow, he
then killed himself by cutting his legs, the guys think he has moxy
for doing that, Bubba thinks pills would be a great way to kill
yourself, he wonders if Zanex makes you sick, Brent said it slows you
down. Bubba said Jeff Jarrett will be in studio tomorrow, he thinks
there’s no point for Lawyers, Spice said the problem is trying to find
something with Bubba court, Bubba wondered if he can overrule the
jury, Brent said yes. Bubba read that Brad and Angelina will be
walking away, the guys wonder who in Hollywood have a successful
relationship, they guessed Will smith and Tom Hanks. Bubba said you
need to keep your woman down periodically, Ned had no idea what Bubba
was talking about, Bubba said Manson has no idea what he’s got going
on, he chided Spice for talking to him about relationships, he then
goofed on Bubba. Bubba said he had to approve the way the house looks,
he said that they’re not building a ginger bread house; this had the
guys cracking up. Manson said he’s 50-50, except when it comes to
decisions, Spice doesn’t think it’s that way, Bubba told him to shut
up, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Religion, Chuck Bergman

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Hard
hat, then into Stevie Wonder’s “I Just Called to Say I Love You” as
bumper music, Spice referred to him as “A talented blind bastard”, he
wishes Blind Lawrence could be this talented. Bubba thanked the guys
of Look Swim ware for the Bubba Army Bikini, he then discussed the
raffle ticket give away, Brent said Tom is working on it. Bubba went
on to say that the 410 Wing Sprints are awesome, he wants to do some
racing for the guys, Spice said he’ll do it, he asked for a prize,
Bubba proposed a day off. Bubba said a former Playboy center fold
killed herself, he said that Brent used to date her, he thinks it’s a
shame spiral after having sex with Hatley. Tony in South Florida asked
if he could get into the race, Spice told him he could take his place,
Bubba called him a jackass. Greg thinks Heather is the boss, Bubba
said it wouldn’t bug him, Bubba thinks the guy wants to hear himself
on the radio. Crazy White Boy said Howard and the guys were wondering
why Bubba needs pills, Bubba said he does that as he doesn’t want to
get noodled up. Armand said he understands where Bubba is coming from,
when he says no, it means no. We then heard a news clip about Osama
Bin Laden making a new recording, Bubba thinks we’re marks for him,
Spice said that this is another example of why we need a boogey man.
Bubba wonders why you’d want to sign up for something like this, Brent
said it’s all based on Religion, Bubba thinks the whole dyeing thing
doesn’t make a lot of sense to him, he wonders about the mechanics
involved with it, he thinks he’s being like George Carlin with his
thoughts on this topic, he said Charlie Taylor and him were cutting
tires, Charlie had about 11 ice houses. Manson came in, Bubba brought
him up to speed on the topic, Brent thinks it’s all about Religion, he
said the war has been going on for about 1400 years. Bubba thinks
Religion is the only thing that isn’t tangible, he said Religion would
have you believe that your soul goes somewhere, he wonders how it
happens, Manson wonders if it happens. Bubba wonders if his soul is
fat, Spice thinks it’ll flop around, he thinks Bubba will go to hell.
Brent said the heaven and Hell thing is about the Earth being flat,
but its round. Bubba thinks it’s a shakedown. Bubba said that in order
for it to work, someone would have to die, then come back and explain,
Spice wonders what’s the actual one, Brent said there are more
Christians in the world. Spice said there’s about thirty thousand
different types of Christians. Bubba said that the one common
denominator is money, he thinks it’s all a scare tactic, Ned thinks
Bubba would eat his own soul, Bubba said if he can’t touch it, eat it
etc, it doesn’t exist, he thinks his soul sucks, Spice thinks it’s
Bubba nude. We then heard a clip of JT the Brick commenting on the
Vikings/Saints game, from this past Thursday, where he guessed the
Vikings would win, 30-27. BJ in Toronto thinks Haiti should fight the
Taliban. Bubba wonders what we did during World War II, Brent said we
put the Japanese Americans in work camps, Ned thinks Bubba is on
shrooms. David said Christ used to warn people about churches, Brent
said it’s true to a certain degree. Bubba took a call from a guy who
said he’s a retired police officer, he said he talks to the dead,
Bubba thinks Chuck might as well be a carnie at the circus, he said
Chuck is like Religion. Spice said he’s seen shows like that, he said
a woman has helped out some cops, Chuck said he can see souls, he said
he knows when people have died, we then heard the coocoo sound effect
a few seconds later. Chuck said his website is ChuckBergman.com, we
heard the coocoo sounder again Chuck described the show. Spice thinks
it’s one of those things where you can look at them and say some
stuff, Bubba said he could pull against the guy. Spice wondered how
much a session is, Chuck said its $200. Bubba wondered where these
people are at, Chuck thinks they’re around us, he thinks there’s no
separation. Bubba wondered how someone who is dead is able to contact
him, Spice wonders if they passed through him, Chuck said they were
pretty accurate in the movie Ghost. Bubba asked him who he’s had
famous, Chuck said Ray Charles, he said he came up with some stuff
about him, Manson sang a little. Bubba asked him if he ever got a hold
of someone who said the dead person said the living person is a dick,
Chuck said no, he said it’s a two-way love. Spice read the guy is a
third generation on this kind of thing, he thinks chuck is a carnie.
Bubba thinks it’s all a shakedown, he thinks chuck is getting $12,000
a month, he said he’s able to pick someone apart on the phone, he said
it’s not a gift. Bubba said his friend Joe texted him, he wants to be
used, Chuck said if he starts making statements about Joe’s parents,
will he be able to make that connection. Spice asked him how long it
takes for him to prepare, Chuck said about an hour. Bubba thinks Spice
is stupid enough to believe this stuff, chuck said when your soul
exits the body, it can’t be killed. Bubba said when Ned was 10, he
killed his Dad, chuck thinks it would be interesting. Bubba asked
Spice what information he’d need, Chuck said he doesn’t need any other
information, Bubba told Spice not to drink the cool-aide, Spice said
he’s not well with generalities, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Manson’s New bit, Bubba VS Jackson from Ft. Meyers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. We then heard
Manson’s “Answered the Phone”, commenting on Lex and Terry. Bubba
thanked Manson for the bit he also thanked Spice for the bumper music,
he said he’d rather listen to the stuff about Bin Laden, he wonders
why we have to go through so much protocol over this situation.
Jackson said he’s been listening for a long time, he thinks Bubba will
hang up on him, he said that he’s a Haitian, he thinks his comments
are stupid. Spice wondered if he’s an American, Jackson said he’s been
here since he was 10, he thinks that bubba’s comments make him look
like a high school dropout, he suggested Bubba not say anything about
Haiti. Bubba asked him to give an example, Jackson said they didn’t
ask for it, he said you can’t send a Haitian over there to fight Bin
Laden, Bubba told him he should be happy he’s letting him talk, he
asked him to turn his radio down. Jackson said Bubba doesn’t need the
Haitians listening to the show. Bubba said he apologized for his
comments, Jackson said it’s too late to apologize, bubba thinks
they’ve quit the show, he said they can agree on that. Jackson
suggested Bubba not comment on it, Bubba thinks he doesn’t get it, he
said he was born in America, he said he’s judged by what people like
or not. Jackson thinks bubba should think before he talks, Bubba
corrected him on saying think as tink, he said if people don’t like
what comes through the speakers, he won’t be around. Jackson thinks
Bubba is making himself look stupid, he then hung up, Bubba said he
had to dump the guy for saying the F bomb, Spice thinks he kept saying
the same things over and over again, he said they say a lot of stupid
things. Bubba said they’re like the average third grater, he said it’s
like telling them not to touch the stove, he then bagged on the guy
saying think wrong, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour. We then heard a news clip about Amy Fisher stripping for Haiti,
Spice thinks she’s doing anything to get press. Bubba said if he was
Haiti, he wouldn’t ask for any donations. Manson wondered if anyone
cares about her, Bubba thinks Jackson from Ft. Meyers appreciates it,
he thinks the ankers should change their names. Richard in Cocoa Beach
agrees with Bubba on Haiti, he said if you look at the history of
Haiti, it’s a bad place. IBM in Tampa said he knows JT the Brick, he
said he’s been a fan of Bubba’s for years, he likes how Bubba holds
back nothing, he told Bubba to keep the funk alive. We then heard a
clip of a woman talking to Linda Hogan, Bubba thinks the divorce
turned out great, he thinks she had her eye on Charlie for a long
time. Spice thinks Linda knows a lot about being a gold digger, Bubba
thinks she has a PhD in that, Manson thinks she’s close to that. Bubba
said that would be like Manson dating a 17 year-old, Spice thinks
Charlie is working smart, Bubba suggested Charlie write a book about
that stuff, Brent thinks this is creepy, ned thinks this is creepy.
Bubba thinks they would be cursed if Linda lived to be 70, Manson
wonders when she’ll go away. Bubba said the big money is with Linda,
Spice said he’s trying to figure out what the problem is. Bubba liked
the part where the guy thinks Charlie was raised better than Linda as
a parent. Bubba said its man law, and that she knows nothing about it,
he thinks she’s learned how to count money. We then heard Manson’s
“Linda Hogan Gold Digger” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 5”,
track 1, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 8. We then heard
“Charlie’s Just A Friend” from “the Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 9.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Chuck Bergman

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Hulkamaniac shirt.
Ron in south Florida think Jackson makes no sense, he said they think
cleansing means death. Bubba wonders why people who don’t give are
considered the bad guy, Ron thinks Bubba shouldn’t be the bad guy.
Bubba said it’s a big mark out fest, he said everyone who has come up
to him has said they agree with him, Ron said we’re in a world of
mess. Bubba thinks Haiti only care about America, as we’re stupid
enough to support their corrupted government, he said we’re like
rednecks with a credit card, Ron thinks we brought it on our solves,
Spice recreated how we might’ve borrowed money from china. Bubba went
to chuck Bergman, he thinks chuck is doing a carnival like shakedown.
Chuck said he’s never had an introduction like this, he said when he
was in Boston, he originally thought Bubba was a Howard Stern wannabe,
he said he likes Bubba’s style a little better, Bubba said he’s more
barbaric than Howard. Bubba said he’s open, he said he’s had a lot of
people claiming to do what Chuck does. Chuck said he tried to tune in
while meditating, he wonders if he felt trauma on the left side of
Spice’s Dad’s head before he died, Spice said no. chuck thought it was
something about putting something in the refrigerator, Spice said no,
he said his Dad died when he was 26. Chuck thinks he’s seeing a ticket
and a half ticket, Spice said no, we then heard the buzzer. Ned had no
idea what he was talking about, we then heard the buzzer, then the
Price is right loser horn. Spice wonders if the ticket represents half
a Mom, chick said no, we then heard the buzzer. We then heard the
coocoo sound effect, Chuck said when he starts a session like this, he
hits it 99% of the time, we then heard various clips while he talked,
he asked about a graphing table, Spice said no, he said that he had
something built, we then heard the ding sounder, chuck said he sensed
a change, Spice said him having cancer was big. Chuck guessed the guy
was going to move into a new house, Spice said he moved out, Ned
thinks the guy is amazing. Chuck wondered if Spice put a sweeter on,
we then heard the buzzer, Spice said no, Ned wondered if chuck ever
tried a pair of boots with a frog in it, Bubba cracked up at this.
Spice wondered if he’d say yes to it, Chuck said it could mean
something that happened a few days before the reading, Spice thinks
he’s throwing out some weird clues. Spice thinks his Dad is absent in
death has he was in life. Chuck wondered if this was what he was
expecting, Spice told him he was supposed to tell him this stuff, he
thinks his Dad hates him. Bubba wondered if chuck could wish death on
Doug, Chuck said no. Bubba ran through some sound clips, chuck said
that’s not his style. Bubba said they’ll watch the show, Ned said if
he was dead, he wouldn’t talk to him either, they then ended the show
a few seconds later.