Monday, February 14, 2011

February 14th, 2011 by Staff

Monday, February 14, 2011

Recap by Blind Lawrence

Segment 1 – Coming up on the show

Bubba started off by wishing the listeners a Happy Valentine’s day,
Spice then did his stabbing sound effect, Ned sad he’d like to be his
Valentine. Bubba then congratulated Shane Polk, as he’s the FaceBook
fan of the day, he then went over some scores, he then said they’ll be
doing Ball Art, he then thanked the people of Airport Chrysler Jeep.

Segment 2 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Early Enlistment.
Bubba said that with today being Valentine’s day, they have a bit
about it. We then heard “Spanky’s Valentine’s Day” from “Bubba’s
Holiday Classics Vol. 2” track 14, and “Holiday CD” disc 2, track 4.

1. Big heart on
2. Dressing Manuel up like Cupid
3. Mighty Afrodity contest
4. Cletus Interuptus

Bubba said that they had to rename the contest “Crotch Art”, he then
said he has some callers lined up, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 –

Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army App,
followed by “American Girl” by Tom Petty. Bubba thinks that FAS
Windows are now sponsoring the traffic on The Bone; he thinks they’ll
be doing some of the new doors and windows at the new BRN; you can
visit FASWD.com, he told Ned not to write the address down, Ned said
he was two steps ahead. Bubba then talked about “Crotch Art”, he said
they’ll all be doing something, he thinks he’s the most non artistic
person, he then said that Jane has a painting from an Elephant, he
then read an article about 271 unknown works from Pablo Picasso, he
then took a call from a guy who said that he was at a Chili cook-off,
he saw something called the Uhuru Breakfast. Bubba said if this was
the KKK, it would’ve been closed down. Spice said he watched a meeting
on the Uhuru’s website, there’s a video of their latest meeting. The
first email said they used to sleep with her step brother, Bubba
doesn’t know what to think of that, he thinks it could be like “the
Brady Bunch”, Spice wonders what kind of Orgies they had. Another
email thanked Bubba for all he does. Another email said she used to
see her husband hanging out with men. Another email suggested Bubba
stick to keeping his show good, the emailer thinks Bubba would be dead
in a stroke in five years, he joked that heather wrote the letter.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Brett Farve on Dancing With The Stars? Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for some new stuff at
Bubba Army.com. Bubba came on plugging Blues BQ, he then plugged the
raffle for the Camero at Sting Ray Chevy, he then said that he wishes
Ron Paul would be good looking, the media would take him seriously. We
then heard the clip, Bubba then asked about Palin; Brent said it’s not
looking well for her. Bubba said that Albert Poolholse told the
Cardinals that he’s done with them, Brent sad he’s one of the best
baseball players ever. We then heard a news clip about Brett Farve
possibly on “Dancing with The Stars”, Spice said it’s funny to hear
Bubba change on Farve. We then heard a news clip about Elizabeth
Taylor, Bubba wishes she’d just go away, he then said he likes Morgan
Fairchild, Spice said she’s 61. Bubba wishes that Barbra Streisand,
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Liza Minnelli and Elizabeth Taylor would die. We then
heard Sabrina the Witch’s positioning statement, Sabrina said that
after a cougar, she’d like to be a Silver Beaver, Manson and Spice
think it sounds disgusting. Bubba thinks they should have the “Silver
Beaver Award”, Manson sarcastically sad he’d like to see that award.
Bubba said that Sabrina needs to work on her stuff, as it hasn’t
worked out in the past. Bubba said he watched something called “The
Day” about Dale Earnhardt, Ned said he doesn’t want to see it.

Segment 5 – Cowhead calls in, the name of the show changing?

Bubba came on saying that during the third lap of the Daytona 500,
they’ll have a Moment of silence for Dale Earnhardt. We then heard
Ned’s “Dale Earnhardt Poem” from “Ned’s Poems Vol. 1” track 3, and
“Public Enema #1” disc 1, track 9. Bubba said that they should get
Twenty-five Cent to drive the ice-cream truck around, he then read
about Olivia Wild wanting to nail other men, Spice thinks she’s being
a bitch by doing this, he hopes career goes nowhere because of this.
Chris in Ocala said that he’ll be going to the races on Saturday.
Rebecca in Charleston said she’s looking forward to seeing the guys on
March 4, Bubba said they’ll be there from 9:00-11:00, he thinks the
woman was smoking two cigarettes at the same time. We then heard a
news clip about Elijah Dukes, Bubba doesn’t get why the news is
covering this story for four minutes, he thinks the guy made himself
look like a dick. Spice then read a voicemail the guy left, he thinks
his rap career will go nowhere, Bubba doesn’t think this works for
channel 8, he then went over the top music artists of 2010, Spice said
Lady Gaga was in an Egg. Bubba said he hates Justin Beeber, Spice
wondered why Bubba hates him, Bubba thinks he’s a fag, he then asked
for the following people out of his life:

1. Lady Gaga
2. Justin Beeber
3. Usher

Bubba said that Jessica Simpson is worth a billion dollars, Spice said
she plays the role as stupid. Bubba said the problem with America is
that Hillbillies worship here he said they need to redneck the show on
up, Spice said he’s not doing that. The guys then did some redneck
voices, he thinks Clem is a redneck name, he thinks they should change
the name of the show to “the Bubba Clem show”, Spice wonders if he
could change his name. Bubba said that they were going to call the TV
show “The Bubba Clem Show”, but it won’t happen, he thinks they have
horrible timing, he said they can’t catch a break. Randy in St. Pete
suggested the guys keep it the same. Tommy in Cocoa Beach said it has
to be the new name. Alfredo suggested Bubba keep it the same. Mike
said change it, Bubba then goofed on the previous callers, as they
were all on cell phones. Lee suggested a change; Bubba wonders what
was so hard about that. Scott suggested Bubba call himself papa.
Dennis suggested Gentlemen Gaga. Cowhead asked if the guys are
quitting, he said this is a confusing time of his life, he then wished
that Spice would get struck by lightning for mentioning Frank Sinatra
and Michael Booblay in the same sentence, he thinks the dumber the
name, the better you are in life. Ryan in Orlando said he’d kill
himself if his last name was Clem. The results came in 11-5 in favor
of changing the name of the show; Ned suggested they just put two
names in the lotto machine. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Crotch Art

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “happy Valentine’s Day You
Whore” from “Bubba’s Holiday Classics Vol. 1” track 1, “N.F.C” track
13, and “Holiday D” disc 2, track 8. In the song, Ned recalls how he
met Garnet on the side of a Mountain, only to discover that she’s been
with men behind his back; he says that he’ll rip out her heart with a
pick ax. Bubba said that this Friday, the show will be live from
Daytona, you can go to DrivePetty.com, he then said they’ll be doing
“Crotch Art”, he thinks they should show their bare asses, Ned chimed
in a little, Bubba told him to stop. Miller came on. Jet in Tampa said
he’ll donate $500 to the foundation, if Jabberjaw will do it,
Jabberjaw said that she doesn’t have the tool the guys have. Bubba
said he doesn’t want to do it, he said he has the most disgusting ass
of everyone, Manson said he has no desire to do it, Bubba thinks they
should’ve thought about it, Manson said he’s not getting into Hammil’s
fantasy, the guys then made hammil do it first. Miller described the
paint they have, washable stuff from Crayola, Bubba said he has some
Simple Green. Bubba told Hammil that no one wants to see tighty
whities; Hammil said he was ready to drop his pants. Spice provided
commentary on what was going on, Bubba said there’s nothing good about
this, saying it was stupid, Manson doesn’t think they should drop to
this level, Hammil wondered if he was the only one who was doing this.
Bubba whispered that they weren’t going to do it; they’ll all just
laugh at him. Hammil finished his artwork, bubba then told Spice he
was next. We then heard a promo for the event, Spice said he was
having a tough time, Ned thinks Spice was turtle, Ned thinks the
jacket is a little too long, as he can’t see the ass, he then thinks
it’s pale looking, Manson told Spice to pick up the pace, referring to
him as “Banksy”, Bubba said that Spice dresses like a black guy, he
then pointed out how Brent looks, Brent said that he doesn’t eat much,
Ned thinks Brent’s ass is flat. Bubba said that they’ll end the
segment with Twenty-five; Brent said he doesn’t have much; Bubba
described the painting as looking like a murder scene. Twenty-five
went up next, the guys couldn’t stop laughing at him, Bubba had a hard
time describing what Twenty-five was doing, he thinks he’d rather have
nothing for Valentine’s day than this, the guys cracked up at the
painting saying “The dude”, Twenty-five said he doesn’t have a woman,
he said he’s not gay. Bubba said this was the worst idea they’ve ever
done, he said he was planning to talk about abortion, he thinks hammil
just lives his gayness through the program, he then said Tom Carnegie
died, we then heard some clips of him, Spice said he was awful, Manson
said that the guy is in slow motion. Calem said medicinal marijuana
has been legal since 1980 in Charleston; Spice thinks the guy gives
pot smokers a bad name, Brent said South Carolina isn’t on the list.
Bubba took a call from a guy who said he was disappointed in Spice and
Manson for ragging on Tom Carnegie. Manson said nothing will happen
with Abortion Bubba thinks it’s a whole “I Love Jesus” thing. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Reporter has a stroke?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s appearance
in Orlando. Bubba said Spice sent him a clip of a reporter locking up,
he said he’d rather turn the TV off. We then heard the clip, where a
woman got tongue tied during a Grammy recap. Bubba wondered if anyone
knew what she said; Spice said you can’t even translate what she says.
We then heard a clip of Seth Rogan talking, Bubba asked who Seth Rogan
is, the guys explained who he was, Manson said he’s pretty funny,
Brent said he’s cooler than Sean Penn. We then heard a clip of the
guys from Train thanking Howard Stern, Bubba thinks they snuck Howard
in at the last minute. We then heard a clip of Justin Beeber singing
“Baby”, Bubba sarcastically thinks he’s talented, he thinks it’s the
dumming down of our World, he wishes Beeber would make bad stock
investments and that he loses his voice, he thinks they should change
the name to “The Justin Beeber and Lady Gaga Win Everything under the
Sun”. We then heard a cleaner version of the reporter getting locked
up, Bubba thinks they’re cruel, he thinks she’s faking it, he thinks
this would make for a four hour show, he thinks everyone is looking at
it, he wonders why he laughs at it every time, Spice suggests they
take the sensitive approach. Bubba then tried to take the sensitive
approach, Spice slipped in a few fart noises. We then heard the clip
again, Bubba and the guys busted out laughing, Spice said that will be
his new ringtone, Bubba thinks he’ll have a seizer from laughing so
hard, Spice said this will be the video of the day. Josh in Lakeland
said he took his kid to the Beeber movie, he said it was pretty good,
Bubba said that teenage girls have an expendable income. Wayne in
Sarasota suggested Bubba just play the clip over and over again. John
said his Dad had two strokes; he’s laughing his ass off. Troy came on
talking about Beeber, Bubba ended up dumping him. Lisa said she loves
that clip; she already posted it on her FaceBook page. Tracey said
it’s funny, but she might’ve had a migraine. We then heard a news clip
about Hydra lacey Jr’s bondsman wanting his money back, the guys had
no idea what the guy was saying. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – Wrapping up the show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s FaceBook
page, followed by Sugar Ray. Keith said he heard himself talk just
like that, as he had a stroke years ago, Spice said that has to be
frustrating. Bubba said heather is a Spinning instructor, he said he’s
glad they didn’t make her show what Bubba looks like, he then got
caught off guard with Ned’s mixed drink, he then talked about the
Spinner charity ride on March 5 more information is at btls.com, Brent
thinks Bubba is like Cartman. We then heard a clip of Sarah Carlson
stroking out, this had the guys cracking up, Bubba said the woman was
hot. The guys wished their women a happy Valentine’s day; they then
ended the show a few seconds later.


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