Monday, February 01, 2010

Top Stories:
Woman: Man Drove Up, Grabbed My Butt
Grammys 2010: Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson’s kids, Prince and Paris, rule awards
Man arrested after admitting he asked girl to be his sex slave
Sexting 14-Year-Old Accused Of Child Porn
Officers arrest more than 400 at Gasparilla
ER Doctor Accused Of Keeping Child Porn

This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Weekend recap

The show started off with The Who as bumper music. Bubba said that he
forgot to the balls on Friday. Monday – Manson, Tuesday – Dave,
Wednesday – Bubba, Thursday – Spice, Friday – Manson. Bubba asked
Brent if his situation went down over the weekend, Brent said yes, he
thinks no one at the building watched the Probowl, AFC 41, NFC 34, he
then ran down some sports scores. Dave in West Palm wondered who the
ball of energy is on the phones, Spice thinks its Chas. Dave said the
Probowl sucked; he said they should’ve thought that one through. Jake
said he went to Ft. Meyers, he said roughly 80% of the people there
are Hispanic. Bubba asked Manson about his weekend, Manson said he
locked himself in a room and tried to memorize his act, he said he’s
in the bathroom when he does that. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Strike Force, B-Fudd Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Pagan Potheads
Tour”. Bubba said a second show has been added to the show, 9:00, and
10:45, Manson said he’s got about an hour, he let it slip that he’s
Jesus. Brent said he has a back room. The guys went over some
birthdays, Bubba thinks Clark Gable was a sex symbol back in the day;
he then plugged the Usack International. Spice said that if anyone
drops out, Dan diaco will take a spot. Bubba thinks if the track has
lawyers on it, they can hit and sue each other, Manson thinks they’re
all going to spin out, Spice thinks it will be three hours. Bubba
asked the guys about the Hershel Walker fight, Brent said he saw it.
Spice said Hershel Walker’s opponent walked like Blind Lawrence, Bubba
thinks it looked like the guy was going to a rave. Brent thinks
Hershel was a little too high, Bubba said he’d like a recall on
Hershel, he thinks the ref should’ve checked the girls to see if they
are girls. Spice and Brent discussed the Robby Loller fight; Bubba
thought it was one hell of a show. Dan thanked Bubba for getting them
hooked on Sting Ray Chevy, Bubba said one of the Cox guys went there,
he said the raffle will be sometime in March. We then heard B-Fudd’s
bumper, he came on saying he’ll be getting a three wheel, he thinks
it’s off road, Bubba thinks he doesn’t even know what he’s buying.
B-Fudd said he entered a raffle, he said it was at a local bar, he
said he got a free TV before, he said he knows more about cars, Bubba
said that really disappointed him, Spice goofed on him for saying
that, he thinks he’s deaf. Bubba wondered what B-Fudd’s day consisted
of, B-Fudd called Bubba the king of the retards, he said he goes to
bed at around 5, he said he watches TV for the time, he said he
listens to the show once, he said he goes to the bathroom, he said he
has some microwave burritos with hot sauce, he said he goes to the
bathroom right after that, saying his ass is on fire, the guys goof on
him for saying he never learns. B-Fudd said he likes a bath or a
shower, he said he sometimes goes to the neighborhood bar, Bubba
thinks Ned will do all that stuff when he retires. B-Fudd said at
night, he likes House, Bubba thinks he fits the demographic for that
show, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN Race, then
into Manson’s “The Devil Went Down To Haiti”. Bubba plugged the Pagan
Potheads tour, he said there’s not much room left in the 9:00 show, he
then said he’s trying to map out the Calgary Bubbapalooza, he’
shooting for June 26, he thinks they should take the following Monday
off. The first email of the day said they missed the name of the Rock
band, Bubba said it’s Society Red. Another emailer said his Dad passed
away; listening to the show was what kept him going. Another emailer
said they remember hearing Bubba in Columbus, the emailer was riding
with Janie Cakes, Bubba thinks the emailer is full of it. Another
emailer said they came across “the Wrestling Observer”, the hosts were
calling Bubba fat and horrible, Bubba said they didn’t know they had
that, Brent said he’ll look into it. Bubba recapped the Winter
National results from last night, he went on to say that Nick Cannon
has a radio show, Spice thinks he sounds like an overnight guy. We
then heard the clip, Bubba wondered what happened to a man’s man show,
Spice said this stuff is pre-recorded. Bubba said there are three
crutches in the clip – recorded, topic based, and the music in the
background. Spice thinks Bubba would chew heather out if she did that,
Bubba said if that happened, he’d say people only want to hear her on
a limited basis, Spice thinks they should’ve just taken the call like
normal. Bubba thinks she called the warm line, he thinks the guy knew
it all along, he said they would see through this stuff, he said that
this is just pathetic; the guys think he can’t end it officially.
Bubba thinks he should call 1-800-AskGary over that. We then heard a
Brian/Adams/Metallica mash up, Bubba thinks they made Metallica sound
like pussies, he thinks whoever made it was board. Bubba thinks they
should talk about the Lasker pole, Spice thinks he should call him.
Bubba read the results, 63% say yes, 37% say no, he said it’s good not
having the drama, Spice said he gets what Gene is about, Bubba said he
doesn’t know when to stop. Manson said he liked him, yet with baggage.
Bubba said tom the Treeman pissed him off, he said he doesn’t have a
part-time slot, he said that Tom wrote something on his Twitter about
being fed up, Spice as Tom said he’s talking about something else.
Bubba said he thinks Gene wouldn’t do some stuff, he thinks Gene
wouldn’t do the rat coffin, he thinks Gene would kill rats until they
let him out. Spice said this is like calling an old girlfriend, Ned
thinks they should call Doug Clem, Spice said he got voicemail. Greg
thinks they should bring Lasker back, he said nobody knows how Gene is
like off the race track, Spice thinks Greg Lenard’s Grandma left him
some messages, Greg said she called on her own, he said he ended up
finishing second. Kevin said he was watching Ice Road Truckers, he saw
a Bubba Army shirt, Bubba thinks it was Rick Yem; Spice said there’s a
guy on Axmen. Jason suggested Tom use Bubba’s show as a forum to get
his tree service out; Bubba said he doesn’t know what his problem is.
We then heard a clip of Greg Lenard’s Grandma leaving a message,
calling Bubba the Devil, complaining about bubba’s comments on un
married pregnant women. This clip appears on “The Fat And the furious”
disc 2, track 19. Bubba said there was a boob shot at Gasparilla; he
thinks it’s worse than the Janet Jackson thing. We then heard the
clip, Bubba stopped and started it to give play-by-play, Brent said
this could be a big deal. Spice thinks the camera guy’s manhood took
over, Bubba thinks the guy should be fired because of that, Ned thinks
it was a dude, he thinks it was Adam Lambert. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Tom The Treeman. Bubba
asked for the Canadian people to let him know about the Calgary show,
he said Manson makes himself a nervous wreck. Kevin came on, Bubba had
to dump him for saying tits, he said he watched the clip. Bubba read
that four hundred people got arrested at Gasparilla, we then heard a
news clip about that, Bubba wonders how you can be arrested for
drinking a beer, Brent thinks it was zero tolerance for fun. Spice
said he gets plastic bottles, Brent wonders what country we’re in,
Bubba thinks it’s idiotic to arrest people for that, he thinks one of
the guy in the clip sounds like he’s had a few too much. We then heard
a news clip about the cops finding a five year-old girl, Spice said
Boopity a few times, we then heard “the Boopity song” from “Bubba Show
classics Vol. 11”, track 23. We then heard a news clip about some guys
who have invented pants that look baggy, but they’re not, Spice thinks
Twenty-five is in the clip. We then heard a news clip about a robbery
suspect who is missing a part of his nose. We then heard a clip of the
guy talking about getting his nose bit off, he said they were smoking
crack. We then heard a news clip about Richard Mctear. We then heard a
clip of obama doing play-by-play for the Georgia/Duke game; the guys
think he’s having fun. Bubba read that the obama administration will
be looking into the bcs anti-trust situation, he thinks College sports
should have a playoff set up, Brent said it’s really simple. Bubba
thinks that since Miles Brand died, things have changed. We then heard
Ned’s “Dead Bay-bay” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 10”, track 17.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – ManCrunch.com commercial, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Ned’s 12 Inch meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce)”. Bubba wondered if Manson was
serious with the bumper music, Manson said this was one of his
favorite songs, Bubba said this was before Bobby Brown smoked his
brain cells down to nothing. Bubba said he’s gotten texts about bill
O’riley talking about Glen Beck, saying he’s like Bubba. Manson
wonders if Glen Beck is home, he thinks he’s a charlatan. Mike in
Michigan had his window down; Bubba thinks he’s not paying attention.
Tom said he was pretty upset when he saw the news coverage after
Gasparilla, Bubba said he finds it a problem when you have to have wet
zones at a parade. Bubba told Spice to go to ManCrunch.com, a gay
dating site. Bubba read an article about that, Spice thinks Bubba is
saying the name wrong. Bubba thinks Spice is having computer issues,
Spice doesn’t know what it’s about. We then heard the commercial, the
guys were cracking up at the clip, Brent went over the arrests at
Gasparilla, Bubba said he disagrees with getting caught with an open
container. We then heard a news clip about a guy who killed his
girlfriend, then himself, Spice thinks they covered this already.
Bubba read an article about a teacher who got arrested trying to offer
a girl $200 for sex. We then heard a news clip about a guy who asked a
12 year-old girl to be his sex slave. Spice thinks the puffer at the
airport is ridiculous, Bubba thinks they should come up with something
like that. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN Race. We then
heard The Who as bumper music; Brent thinks the game will be on at
around 6:00. Bubba said he went to the Hurricane on Saturday night, he
said the top and the middle portion of the place were closed, he
thinks it’s like a Hurricane hit it, he said he ended up going to the
Sault Rock, Spice said Rumba is good. Manson said he delivers flowers
on Christmas, Valentine’s day, and Mother’s day, he said it’s an easy
gig. Bubba wonders how you hold them, Manson said there’s a special
thing that holds them, he said he’s been doing it for fifteen years,
he’s gotten three tips. Bubba asked him what the most bizarre thing
is; Manson said he’s never had anything happen like that, Bubba said
that would be one of his fantasies. Spice said they’ve never had a
woman call in and say that they’ve messed with the repair guy; Bubba
thinks it doesn’t exist, Spice thinks heather will call in on
protection. Bubba said he has zero tolerance for child porn; the guy
had cartoon characters engaged in sex. Spice said he saw papa Smurf
and Smurfit going at it. Jane on protection said about six months ago,
she had an air conditioner repair man come out to her house, she said
she ended up sleeping with him, Ned said they were looking for chicks.
Bubba asked how this goes down, Ned suggested Bubba turn up her pitch
a little, he said it’s better than a beast. The woman said when the
guy came to the door, she changed to a tank top, she said the guy
looked a few times. Bubba wondered if she got a bill for the AC, she
said she didn’t pay for her AC. Bubba asked her what she looks like,
she described herself as five foot four, red hair, green eyes, Spice
was disgusted by that. Bubba took a call from a woman who said that
she had some house painter; she said she couldn’t even talk after
seeing him. Bubba asked her about how long the sex was, she said he
spent the night, she said the guy painted her house, she said her
husband’s job required him to be out of town often. Kim in Gainesville
said about twelve years ago, she was coming out of the shower, some
repo guys were there to take her truck, she asked the one guy to come
in, she ended up playing with the guy’s chest, the guy gave her tips
on how to keep her truck from getting taken. Bubba thinks our world is
full of scammers or kid touchers, he then read an article about a
woman who claimed she found a rat in her food, Spice said that’s the
easiest thing to do, Bubba said he always had Fabrizi help him out
with stuff like that. Bubba read an article about a woman who beat up
her boyfriend over American Idol, he thinks not wanting to argue just
increases problems. Bubba took a call from a woman who said last
summer, she had a vacation, she said some roofers were looking at her,
she said she ended up being with two of the roofers, Bubba thinks this
is the most outlandish one they’ve ever gotten. Bubba wondered how it
went down, she said they put the moves on her. Bubba said Broody
Miller is trying out for Tennis, Spice thinks he’ll get slapped around
the court. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – David Copperfield discussions, abortion

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Tom the Treeman. Bubba said some girls who claimed rape have
been arrested, Spice thinks Copperfield looks like a guy who could
rape a woman, Bubba read an article about that, he thinks Copperfield
is a moving and a shaker. Bubba read another article about two women
who said the guy they worth with gave them bad sex. Spice wonders if
he could’ve made the woman who accused him of rape a hard life. Bubba
thinks Casey Anthony is scrambling, as she’s accusing a meter maid, he
said this makes you not want to participate. Spice said he got called
to court for the citizen’s arrest he made a month ago, he said he
doesn’t want to get dragged through the mud, he wonders what the guy
will get. Bubba read an article about abortion records, Brent said
he’ll have to look into this case. Bubba wonders if there’s a statue
of limitations on it, Manson thinks Spice is a serial killer with
abortions. Jim in Sarasota thinks Bubba is doing a great job with tna,
he said about three years ago, Copperfield was trying to get between
him and his girlfriend, he said he nearly punched him for that. Manson
wondered if girls are really impressed by magic. We then heard “Sounds
Like An Abortion” from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 10. The
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Females vote on “sounds Like An Abortion”

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Retailsales@btls.com.
Bubba said “Sounds Like An Abortion” has offended more people than he
thought, one of his texts was “Danger, change the subject”, this had
the guys cracking up. Spice thinks it may be the funniest text
messages he’s ever seen, he thinks that they’re used to it. Bubba
suggests they do a re vote. Josh said his wife was one of the Twelve
Boobs winners, the guy said Bubba didn’t ruin Christmas for his son by
telling him Santa wasn’t real (December 11, 2009). BJ said Erick
thought Jericho couldn’t headline, he said wwe will be doing three
hours on March 1. Rob said he was forced to appear in court, while
trying to be a good citizen. He called the cops, the cops told him to
chase the guy down, the cops called him about twenty minutes later,
asking for identification. Spice said his stuff is public record.
Bubba said they’ll be doing a re vote, the options – keep it, adopt
it, or kill it. We then heard the song for a few seconds, he thinks
it’s time for the ladies to speak again.

1. Megan – abort
2. Jennifer – keep
3. Moran – keep
4. Stacey – keep
5. Alysha – keep
6. Noel – keep
7. Penny – abort
8. Lorry – abort
9. Angey – keep
10. Jennifer – keep
11. Dian – keep
12. Ginger – keep
13. Pam – keep
14. Cindy – keep

During the voting process, Bubba got a text from another cop, who
thinks they crossed the line with the bit, he suggested Bubba go kill
another hog. Bubba said if this makes it through the second trimester,
they’ll have to have it. We then heard the song, they then ended the
show a few seconds later.