Monday, August 31, 2009

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Segment 1 – Twitter, Sports scores

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into
“Sweet Child O’ Mine” as bumper music. Bubba said he almost called in
sick today, Brent said Bubba sounds horrible. Bubba thinks Spice was
last to Tweet, Spice said he needed to update his phone. Bubba
recapped some sports scores; Bubba thinks the Rays are done. The guys
discuss some rays players who have been traded; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Joe the Supermark calls in, various callers, Plies lives
near Manson?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Foundation,
located at Bubba said some people have been
checking out the Mike and Pat show clip on BubbaRaw, Bubba said he
needs a password. Bubba played Joe the Supermark’s bumper and brought
him on, Joe said his last 24 hours have been depressing, the guys
guess what it is, Joe said some of his tapes got smashed, Joe said
everyone knew he lives in a crack house. Spice said the new intern
hates Joe, Bubba thinks they should bring him in. Joe said his
internet is working out, Manson said he can’t imagine anyone having a
worse day than this, Joe wants them to send him today’s show, Joe said
he loves CDS. Joe says he has way too many tapes, he says up to two
thousand tapes, he said it takes 3 tapes today. Joe said he doesn’t
like to miss one word, Bubba wonders how good the quality is. Ned
thinks Bubba is encouraging Joe to be a loser. Bubba thinks Ned is
freaky for sitting outside of Wal-Mart on shrooms. Bubba thinks he has
the flu and a cold, Bubba said he did really good with his race on
Saturday, and then ended up spinning out. Bubba proposes a show race;
Spice said he’ll be busy on Bubba’s set date. Pert said he lives with
two brothers; he had sex with one of the guys’ girlfriends. Bubba
wonders why she’d come to the house if he’s out of town, Bubba thinks
none of this is believable; Ned thinks this is the worst story ever.
Bubba said he heard that Plies lives in the Wesley Chaplet area, a few
miles away from Manson, the guys wonder it would be like if Plies was
to hang with Manson’s family. Robert in Clearwater wondered if Brent
could have an AM show to counter Schnitt, Brent said he wouldn’t do to
the two shows, Bubba thinks they’re beating Schnitt nicely with the
morning show. Bubba went back to Pert; Bubba wanted Pert to get his
roommate on to talk about a threesome, no go. Bubba said his
microphone button has been acting up; he fixed it for the moment. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various discussions, emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into Manson’s “Stocky”. We then heard “Only God Knows Why” as bumper
music. Bubba said he can’t think of anyone who doesn’t have next
Monday off. Bubba asked the listeners to vote for Bill Foster in St.
Petersburg tomorrow. Bubba asked if anyone went to Fanfest, Spice said
no, we then heard a clip about that. The guys discuss Kennedy’s
funeral, Brent said he’s glad he didn’t see it. Bubba said he’s glad
Terry Schiavo’s dad passed away, the guys think he made a circus out
of her case. (Terry was in a vegetative state for 15 years, she passed
away in March of 2005). We then heard Manson’s “Keep Her Vegetated”
from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 12, parody of “Come Out and
Play” by the Offspring. Bubba read some emails, one guy thinks Bubba
should be more romantic with Heather; Bubba rakes the emailer over the
coals. Bubba took a call from a woman who asked about her boyfriend,
Bubba thinks he’s cheating. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba gets busted for a picture, pert’s girlfriend calls
in, kidnap victim found

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into “only The Good die Young” as bumper music. Bubba plugged the
show’s Twitter page, Bubba said he went crazy with it over the
weekend, Spice said Bubba took a picture of Heather’s ass, Bubba said
he took it off, Spice thinks a lot of people got it before he took it
down. Bubba said when Heather found out about it, Bubba denied it,
heather saw through him, he finally admitted to it. Bubba said if his
ass looked like that, he would’ve kept it up; Bubba thanked Spice for
getting him in trouble. Bubba took a call from a woman about a caller
from a few segments ago, Spice said this is Pert’s girlfriend, the
girl said he was drunk and was asking for forgiveness, she discovered
it yesterday, she said the roommate told her about it. She said that
while they’ve been dating, he’s been cheating on her with an ex; she
said they don’t have any water in the hot tub. Bubba asked her what
she does, she said she’s a student, she’s 29, she wants to tell him
it’s over.
The girl said his ex was a meth head. Pert came on an denied using it,
pert doesn’t think Kate is a meth head, the girl thinks she is one by
her look. Bubba wonders if the girl is mad about the situation, she
said she’s mad, Brent thinks pert is a terrible actor, Bubba Eviled
him a few seconds later. We then heard a clip about a girl who was
kidnapped eighteen years ago, she was found alive, Bubba thinks it
rarely happens. Bubba thinks they’re the only form of media that will
be truthful on kids who have been kidnapped; Spice thinks the Acenburg
family is pretending to be excited. Bubba wondered who would take
immunity for that case; Brent said they wouldn’t take it. Bubba can’t
think of a powerful punishment for the guy and the family, Bubba
thinks a disembowelment is to good for him, Bubba wonders how bad that
has to be, Manson wonders if she gave birth at home. Brent thinks the
wife is just as twisted for not saying anything. Sal in Seabring
wondered about the race, someone rang the bell, Bubba said he looked
pretty good, Manson said he’s going to punch Pantera in the face, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – UFC discussions, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Patients” as bumper music. Bubba
thinks UFC 102 was an overall disappointment. Bubba read through the
matches, he doesn’t know many of the fighters. Bubba read an article
that said Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson’s son
Blanket, Spice wonders how he got the sperm sample, Brent thinks its
bologna. Spice finds Culkin’s girlfriend, Mila Kunis to be attractive.
Bubba read that Jackson will be put to rest in a gold coffin, the guys
think its ghetto, Spice said he’d dig him up. We then heard a news
clip about an old woman who has been robbing stores, Manson thinks she
left her diaper behind as evident, we then heard the 911 call about
that, Bubba is amazed she could get over the counter, Brent said she’d
place her under a citizen’s arrest. Spice thinks this is a typical
Pinellas Park story. We then heard a clip about a Teacher’s aide who
is accused of touching kids, Bubba is disgusted he is out with prior
charges. Bubba told a woman in the clip to go back to Cuba. Carron
said the old woman who was robbing stores doesn’t have any grand kids;
it was just to feed her drug habit. Bubba took a call from a woman who
asked how the guy got a job with teaching students. The woman said she
was arrested for breaking and entering, she admitted to what she did,
Bubba finds it steamy. She said when she was fourteen; she was drunk
at a guy’s house and skinny dipped. Bubba asked her when did she lose
her virginity, she said she was 16, Bubba told Manson he has a lot to
look forward to, Manson said there’s a reason why he takes home a case
of icehouse. Melisa said her son goes to a school, she said she heard
that Port orange is one of the best, she doesn’t think so now. We then
heard a clip of a woman yelling for someone to get a camera off of her
property, the guys cracked up; Bubba said this is the Grandma of
someone at a strip club. Bubba said you wouldn’t’ need a house alarm
if you lived with this woman, Bubba thinks Ned would really like her,
ned said she has moxy, Spice said the reporter lost all proper English
in the clip. Bubba wondered if anyone watched 60 Minutes last night,
Brent said it was about credit default swaps, Brent explained the
concept of a credit default swaps, putting in football terms. Bubba
wonders how betting on someone if they’ll pay they’re mortgage is out
of control, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Interesting dumb bell

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Bubba Eats whatever He
Likes” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits vol. 9”, track 11, and “the
Clemulus Package” disc 1, track 17. We then heard some messages from
the fans, then into some AC/DC as bumper music. Kevin in Orlando said
Shannon Burke will be on Jim Phillips’s show tomorrow at five. Bubba
thinks Clear channel are hypocrites, Spice thinks you might as well
find Jesus. Bubba said there’s a dumb bell that is for ladies, Bubba
described it as an eight pound dumb bell, the handle on it that is
designed for masturbation, Bubba said the video looks like a girl
masturbating. We then heard a commercial for it, Bubba suggests Ned
buy one, Bubba thinks the show should get one, and make someone do it
for six minutes a day, Spice said if this was true, hookers would be
the most ripped girls ever, the guys couldn’t stop laughing at the
commercial. . Bubba wonders why the ads say you can spend a short
amount of time, Manson said the only way to lose weight is to
exercise, Brent thinks 20 minutes for three times a week doesn’t do
anything for him. Bubba said staying in shape is a full time job,
Manson thinks it doesn’t work. Bubba thinks they should try returning
it, Brent thinks money back guarantee doesn’t mean what it says. Bubba
got sidetracked with a clip of a guy doing a podcast; Bubba thinks
Chip is behind this. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 7 – 60 Minutes Audio Clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into Manson’s “I Shot a Dog with A hand Gun”, then “Shannon Burke
Gives Clear channel A Bad Name”. We then heard “Purple Haze” as bumper
music. Bubba went to BJ from Arizona, he visited a website about
Hogan, Bubba said Hogan is doing that mostly in Florida. BJ said he
was in the hospital last week, he said he has blood coming in and out,
he said his body is rejecting his pancreas, he said that if his
insurance denies him getting the surgery, he’ll end up dying. Brent
explained the health care situation, Brent said you have to buy
insurance from the Government, Bubba said he loves United. Bubba
wonders what the downfall is, Brent said it’s the cost, Manson thinks
you get screwed if the Government is involved or not. We then heard a
clip from 60 Minutes about the credit default swap; Bubba thinks
Warren Buffett seems like the guy who has it figured out. Bubba thinks
some listeners can explain it. Bubba thinks AIG went out of business
because they insured loans that went nowhere, Bubba wonders how this
is legal, Bubba said we didn’t pay attention to the bills the
President signs. Bubba thinks Obama is beside himself with this
situation, bubba thinks the good Old Boy network is laughing at us.
Bubba thinks they should kill Phil Gram for doing this, Brent explains
who he is. Bubba thinks if something is really wordy, it’s a problem.
Bubba wonders if Clinton knew what he was signing, Manson as Clinton
said it sounded like a party at the time. Bubba thinks our Country
needs a big douching. Joe in Lakeland said the government doesn’t want
it fixed, he said when he does a call option, the money goes from his
account, the expiration date is the third Friday of every month, he
said the market is doing a tuck, the guy said he does a good John
Wayne impersonation, Bubba thinks the guy lost all credibility because
of that, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard manson’s “Stocky”, then into some
messages from the fans, then into manson’s “Bailout Money” from
“Bubba’s new and Misc Hits vol. 8”, track 1, and “The Clemulus
Package” disc 2, track 15. Bubba said the bumper music he selected is
about losing the farm; Manson said this song gives him chills. We then
heard a news clip about a python hunt, bubba cracked up a little at
that, bubba thinks they should give $5 for every Python that is turned
in, Bubba thinks we’re Hillbillies. Joe from Lakeland came back on,
Bubba hung up on him. Bubba thinks he could run some snakes over with
his airboat, bubba thinks the Everglades is like the Crazy Buffet for
them. Bubba thinks the snakes are laughing at the hunters, Brent
wonders how can you come to 150,000 snakes. We then heard a news clip
about the Pam and Bomber who is now in the hospital, bubba wonders why
we’re not attacking Libya, Brent said the problem is Scotland for
letting him out. Bubba thinks you don’t owe anyone an explanation for
bombing an airliner, bubba thinks we should just get off of oil all
together, Brent thinks after a while, you feel like you’re talking to
yourself. Bubba said he was looking at a map of the Middle East, Bubba
wonders why some people can get a long, but other places, not so much,
bubba wonders how big can Russia get. Bubba wonders if the character
in Brave heart is real, Brent said that was real, he thinks the limbs
were put on the bridge; Bubba thinks they should do that. The guys
aren’t shocked when oil is mentioned in the clip. Brent said if labia
didn’t have oil, they would’ve told Kadafi to screw off. Bubba read an
article about a pastor who pled guilty to sex with a sixteen year old,
bubba said he’s reading this right from the newspaper; he doesn’t want
any trouble from the FCC. Bubba thinks we should use common sense,
Bubba restates his four point system:

  1. Be nice
  2. Get a job
  3. Take care of your kids
  4. SHUT UP!

Bubba read an article about a woman who was arrested for cutting off
her baby’s private parts; she got 99 years in jail. Bubba thinks both
parents should be killed. Bubba read an article that said Burney
Madeoff is dying of cancer. Bubba read an article about a guy who got
charged for drowning his daughter, in an attempt to get his girlfriend
to have sex with him. Bubba said you have to be right there if your
kids are in a bath tub, bubba thinks animals can be better parents.
Spice explained the Homeless man beard’s pizza game for Thursday,
they’ll be sprinkling the beard hair of a homeless guy on a pizza,
they then ended the show a few seconds later.

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