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Segment 1 – Sports scores, Weekend recap

Bubba started off with some messages from the fans, then into
“Mississippi Queen” as bumper music. Bubba said he skipped the final
play of the Rays, as he thinks they looked like crap yesterday, Bubba
thinks he and Brent could’ve done a better job, he then went over some
sports scores, Spice thinks Huff has made only one hit since going to
Detroit. Bubba wonders why Brent sounds horse, he didn’t say why
though. Bubba wonders if Ned is awake, Ned said he’s fine, Spice said
his gig in Sarasota was great, Manson said he got drunk, Ned said he
got birthday drunk. Bubba said he’s got so much to catch up on,
including Ned’s Michael Vick bit, he had it on Thursday, and they
couldn’t get to it. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the toughest gay in
the Bay contest, then into some messages from the fans, then into some
UTwo as bumper music. Bubba thinks the listeners are pathetic. Bubba
thinks they’ve been pulled down from as a featured act.
Bubba said he was up at 1:12, he couldn’t sleep. Bubba said his dog
jumped out of bed, the dog had to go out. Bubba said he got a lot of
things done, he thinks he’ll be hitting the wall around 8:30. Bubba
said they’ll have O.A.R in on Thursday; Bubba wants the affiliates to
let them run long for that day. The first email of the day wondered if
Rover is on the air, the emailer thinks Bubba should be in Detroit.
Bubba said they can’t get on any CBS radio stations, Bubba said he
couldn’t buy an affiliate with CBS. Another email thinks Adam
Carolla’s podcast is crap, Bubba agrees. Another emailer was at a
racetrack and saw Gary Selzy. Bubba asked the guys not to ask him
about racing weekend. Another email said he’d like to hear an fm
version of Bubba199. Another email asked about Tim Mcreedy. Another
emailer likes the show. Another emailer said he knew Mike Roberts,
there’s a Lightning game that will help out Roberts’s family. Bubba
said over the weekend, he met a guy named Jim who is often quiet; he
said he’d like to donate $2000 to the family. Another emailer asked if
the show is still on in Orlando, Spice said he heard that the Orlando
affiliate will stop running songs in place of commercials. Another
emailer asked about Fein, Bubba said it’s Another email
gave the show a shout out from a porn company. Another email thanked Another email said she gets judged for being
the ex of a baseball player. Bubba said Lyn Austin is going through
hell, Bubba said he doesn’t know what they have in the show’s place
(Lyn hosted a show called The Sports Chicks). Bubba wishes one of the
local affiliates will pick her up. Bubba asked Spice to get a hold of
J.T. the Bricks’s producers. Spice said J.T. and Jim Rome have some
friction, Bubba thinks he can iron out the issues. Bubba advised J.T.
to chill out. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – News clips, Ned’s new bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans. Bubba
wonders if it’s great when a listener tells the guys a story they
already know. Bubba plugged McDonalds; Bubba really likes the Angus
third pound burger. We then heard a news clip about a guy who bit his
doctor’s finger off. Bubba wonders why the tip of the finger is too
small to reattach. Bubba finds it funny that the guy lives with a
quadriplegic; Bubba wonders if they leave the door open at all times.
We then heard a news clip about a guy who got arrested for having
mints, the cops thought it was crack. Bubba thinks the guy is a
jackass with priors, Bubba thinks it was crack. Bubba finds it funny
that the cops sold his car. Bubba said the Cash for Clunkers ends
tonight at midnight. Jim in Orlando said the cops have been in the
news a lot. Bubba thinks the guy will win the case. Bubba wonders when
they’ll get a new signal in Richmond, Spice said it’s a long process;
Brent said the FCC isn’t all that fast. We then heard a news clip
about the Pan Am Flight 103 bomber getting released, Brent said he’s
mad about this. Bubba wonders if the guy is Muslim, Brent said he is,
Brent is disgusted he spent only eight years in prison; Bubba thinks
he should’ve stayed in prison. Bubba wonders the differences between
Muhammad and Ala, Brent explains it. Bubba wonders what kind of
Religion tells you to kill people. Bubba thinks Gordon Brown is a
jackass, Bubba wonders if he could ever run a country, Spice thinks it
wouldn’t work out. Bubba said they’d blow the guy’s body up. Bubba
thinks Plasco got what was coming to him, Brent thinks he shouldn’t
have spent one day in jail. Bubba stopped and started the clip to
comment, Spice thinks the guy is a thug. Bubba thinks the guy’s lawyer
is crappy. Brent explains why he thinks the guy shouldn’t have gone to
jail. Bubba said they’re on a ground breaking case with clear channel,
Spice said the guy broke the law either way you look at it. Ted said
the Muslims read their book to the letter, Bubba thinks the guy is
boring him. We then heard a news clip about a woman who was offered
sex for a new car, Bubba thinks its black trash. Bubba recaps Spice’s
rape issue (a girl had sex with Spice, she then tried to steal some
beer from Bubba’s night club, so she ended up claiming that Spice
raped her, she finally admitted she was lying about it). Bubba said
he’s not downplaying rape of women, Spice said he looks at cases like
this a little deeper. The guys then discuss Mark Chmura’s run-in with
the law. Bubba thinks the Orlando case is a shake-down. Bubba said he
gets chills when he hears the Monday Night Football theme music, Bubba
thinks Gruden is doing a great job, Bubba isn’t all that interested in
the game for tonight. The guys really like Howard, Brent said Howard
hated sports; he wanted to be a news man. Bubba then had Manson do his
Howard Cosell impersonation. Bubba thinks Howard was the best
play-by-play guy ever, Ned really liked him. Bubba played Ned’s latest
offering about Michael Vick. In the bit, Ned says how sorry Vick is,
inserting some dog sound effects to illustrate his point. Bubba said
Ned love to write Cox when he has radio friendly bits; Ned said he
always messes up the spelling. Vince in Port Orange came on to explain
the Muslim religion; Bubba said Brent knows more about the Muslim
Religion than he does. The guy said you can’t be Muslim without
believing in Jesus. Bubba thinks we should believe in just being a god
person, Brent said it wouldn’t work out. Bubba thinks he represents
the average man, he said that he would hate Vince’s Muslim thoughts;
Vince said it happens all the time. Bubba said he would base his hate
on what Muslims have done. Bubba said anytime he thinks of Muslims, he
pictures guys on monkey bars. Bubba thinks we should just help people
out. Bubba wonders if the guy will ever stop talking about Islam,
Bubba wants them to be cool dudes. Bubba said he does well with his
misguided thoughts. We then heard a news clip about a Baby Jesus
statue getting its head knocked off, Bubba wonders why this is news.
Ned thinks a priest went crazy with the Baby Jesus and knocked its
head off. Bubba remembers when gas stations had old people helping you
out with directions. Bubba said he asked an old guy about getting to a
radio station, the guy’s accent through him off. We then heard a news
clip about a guy who got bit by a green momba snake, Bubba thinks some
jackass brought the snake to Florida. Bubba said he’s all about gun
shows; we don’t have a constitutional right to own a snake. Bubba and
Manson recreate a scene, where Bubba is looking for a snake, and
Manson has the product. Glen in St. Pete wonders if the Judicial
system was less focused on drugs, would crime be lower, Bubba thinks
we’re too focused on weed, Bubba thinks paper work for guns would be a
nightmare, Brent said it would be a problem. Adam in Tampa wondered
about the dead cop, he asked for Bubba to recap it for the Sirius
listeners, which he did. Bubba thinks he’ll catch crap for talking
about a local story. John in Miami said he’s glad to hear good
American radio. John wonders about the two football players, Bubba
explains it for him. John in West Palm said he’s a holder of snakes,
he said he doesn’t do any dangerous snakes, Bubba wonders why people
are so stupid. John said in order to buy a snake from him; you need to
give him a permit. We then heard Manson’s “Snake Ate Your Baby”; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba VS former Fans

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into “Paradise by The dashboard Lights” by Meatloaf as bumper music.
Bubba told the guy on the message to shut up, Bubba thinks the guy is
a jackass, Bubba dedicated the bumper music to donna, Spice thinks the
song is horrible, Bubba said the guy has a template of hits, Spice
thinks he was great in fight club. Brent said he’s a good guy, but his
music is terrible. Bubba wonders what kind of music he is singing.
Bubba thanked people for attending Roberts’s funeral; Manson has a
tribute song for him. Bubba said some marks have been stirring up some
stuff, he thinks he shouldn’t talk about it, but it’s time to talk
about it. Bubba said some people had him really concerned. Bubba said
Stern Fan Network is like the litmus test. Bubba said they’re doing
well, he wishes it was like this back in the day. Bubba said he wishes
Jason Ellis nothing but the best of luck; it’s not the same show.
Bubba said comparing his show to Ellis’s show is ridiculous. Bubba
explained Jason Ellis to those who are unfamiliar with him. Bubba said
you can’t fool the public by not noticing the competition. Bubba said
Ellis’s show is different. Bubba said there are seven people who are
causing a problem. Bubba said he’s offering anyone of them to come
down and say the worst things about him. Bubba said clarkrow2 is the
biggest hate monger ever, followed by The Butler, Mcflury, Swish,
Heed, Dlinks, and yeLittleBitch. Bubba said these are people who
turned on them. Spice said he makes himself to open. Bubba said these
people have no idea what’s going on, Bubba thinks they’re fake,
hypocritical pussies. Bubba said he wants to beat down Clarkrow and
yewLittleBitch. Bubba thinks he’s a weird character for talking about
this stuff. Manson told Bubba to not read it; Bubba said it only took
him two years to figure it out. Bubba invited Clarkrow and
YewLittleBitch to come to Bubbapalooza in Pittsburgh. Bubba thinks
Jason won’t be next in line when Howard retires, Bubba thinks Jason is
making himself look stupid by saying he’ll be next in line. Bubba said
even Sirius knows it’s a bad idea for Jason to be saying that. Bubba
thinks he and YewLittleBitch are in the same weight class. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – tribute to Michael Roberts

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into “Peaceful Easy Feeling” by The Eagles as bumper music. Bubba said
he was sorry he ran late on playing the tribute. We then heard a news
clip from channel 28 about that, Bubba said the tribute is set to the
song “Remember the Heroes” by Sammy Hagar, Manson said it was
depressing to listen to over and over again, Bubba thanked him for
putting it together. We then heard the tribute, which featured news
clips about the story. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 6 – Frank C on, KC Anthony

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for, then into
some messages from the fans, then into some OAR as bumper music. Bubba
said they’ll be in the studio on Thursday. Bubba thinks Chad Johnson
is a head case, Spice said he’s a fan of his now, we then heard a clip
about that, Spice said in the clip, he’s making fun of himself because
he is black, Spice describes what’s in the video. Bubba wonders if he
could make money by hanging out with Chad. Bubba likes the line about
how he’s so dark, you can only see his teeth. Bubba thinks he should
study his playbook a little more. Bubba said one of the guys from called up Frank C, the guy who left a message on Brooke’s
voicemail. Bubba played a clip in where a guy interviews the guy, on
behalf of the Bubba Radio Network. Bubba thinks Frank C has figured
out Bubba thinks the interview was conducted outside the
guy’s window, Brent said it reminds him of 60 Minutes. Bubba thinks if
he hangs out with Frank C, he’ll look smart. We then heard a news clip
about KC Anthony crying in court. Bubba said this is like the Bill
Clinton blame game. Brett in Clearwater thinks they should burn KC,
Bubba thanked him for his call. The guys mock channel six’s line of
“real live”. We then heard Manson’s “Caylee’s Not In The cradle”, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Bubba on various social networks, Tim Tebow Discussions,
Mike and Pat show discussed, discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a pormo for various social
networks the show is on. Bubba said OAR does a great job playing for
the guys. Bubba played a bumper about that, we then heard another
bumper about that, Bubba wonders what the deal is with all that. Spice
asked if Bubba is on Facebook, Bubba said he rejects a bunch of
people. Bubba said they’re not going to reject them on Facebook. Bubba
wonders why you have to search for stuff on Facebook. Bubba thinks he
changed his password on Facebook, Spice wonders if Bubba is typing a
novel over there, Bubba said he’s mad. Manson thinks they have some
interesting Tweets on Twitter, Bubba mandated everyone Tweets, Bubba
said Manson can’t even text on a cell phone. Bubba wonders what
they’re twitter page is, Manson told him what it was. Bubba wonders
why it has to be btlsbrn, Bubba said Blitz K has their BTLS Twitter
account, Bubba called him, Bubba asked him which one he owns, Blitz
says that he knows the Twitter account of Bubba clem, Bubba is bummed
out that they only have 363 people following them. Bubba wonders if
they can soup it up, Spice said no, Brent thinks it’s a character
limit, Manson said he’ll gladly do it, Bubba told Brent to not get him
flipped out. Bubba said the new Ned shirt is selling very well. Mike
in St. Pete asked if Bubba saw Chad Johnson on ESPN, he then asked
about college Football, Manson said he’s sick of Tim Tebow, Brent
thinks Manson will be a sad participant. Bubba wants to get Scott
Brantly on the air. Bubba read an article about Tebow, Bubba and Brent
discuss him, Ned thinks he’s on growth, Bubba thinks they should get
him on weed. Bubba found a picture of Tim Tebow’s girlfriend, he’s
impressed, Bubba likes how she has natural jugs, Bubba said he gets
distracted easily. Bubba thinks Jesus wants Tim to get some booty.
Bubba said there’s a clip on called “the Mike and Pat
show”, Manson said it was something he did at a Public Access channel,
he said it was a one-time thing. The guys discuss’s
latest product. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Kelly from on the phone, Bubba calls Gary
Selzy, Officer Roberts Tribute replay

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the new Ned hardly
shirt, then into some messages from the fans, then into “I can’t Get
No Satisfaction” by the Rolling Stones as bumper music. Bobby was on
to congratulate a Bubba Army car. Bubba thanked Stan and Haney for
supporting them. Bubba called up Kelly from, he picked
up, Bubba wondered why they don’t have the cookies and cream protein
bars, Kelly said they’re coming soon. Bubba asked about the new
product the guys were talking about earlier, Kelly said it’s for real.
Bubba said he needs something that makes him poop, Kelly suggests
colon clens. Kelly send he’ll send Bubba some stuff, Bubba doesn’t
want any pouter. Bubba said he loves taking poops, Manson said he goes
every day. Bubba tried to call Gary Selzy, Bubba was thinking about
using the Evil soundboard on him, he then scrapped the idea, as Gary
might curse. Bubba got voicemail, he left him a message featuring
Evil, bubba then said no one remembers him, Bubba then congratulated
him on his boy’s victory, he still loves him, bubba said NHRA racing
isn’t the same without him. Bubba said he thinks he’s done for the
day, the guys ended up arguing over a bary. Bubba thinks richmond made
a mistake, they were at a 1.7, they’re now out at a 5.1, Bubba thinks
it’s an error. Bubba asked the listeners to vote for Bill Foster,
Bubba explains his reasoning, we then heard the Officer Roberts
tribute, they then ended the show a few seconds later.

5 Responses

  1. Frank

    Nice job trying to muzzle Ellis, sad that you can’t practice what you preach.

  2. Vermillion

    I’ve been following this Bubba vs Ellis thing for awhile. Personally, I have to say that Ellis is winning right now. Bubba hasn’t been funny in a long, long time. I don’t know what it has been but honestly, even Bubba fans have to be able to tell. Bubba comes off as a whiney, bitter jerk redneck all the time now! Ellis is very entertaining. I tune into Ellis each day, I can’t tell you when the last time I listened to Bubba was. Now, before you label me as a punk, skater, surfer wanna be whatever, I spent years listening to Bubba and he had some great stuff, but as long as he keeps it up with this whine and complain garbage, I won’t go back. It feels like Bubba was given the national time to shine but was still giving the same rednecky local Tampa garbage. You say that Ellis makes himself look foolish by saying he is the future. Well, you said the same exact thing.

    Coupled with the fact that the WHOLE thing was taken not from Jason’s mouth but from a misinformed source. It makes you look stupid and afraid of competition because you didn’t check your source and popped off before you knew what you were talking about.

    So before you wave your I Am Bubba stick, just remember Ellis took the high road and you and Manson and your monkey Brent and SpiceBoy blew it.


  3. joe

    well v and frank, i think if you feel this strongly about bubba and the guys then why u here, i think this is the kind of thing he was addressing, btw if ellis is as good as you think he is, then why didnt he get offered adam correla job in la, or put on in nyc after opie and anthony failed. Ellis does a good show for what it is, it an 8 song an hour deal, with talk mixed in, which acutally equals only about 2 and 1/2 hours of content, and ellis is off just as much as howard stern

  4. TheJessman

    What Ellis said is all true, and Bubba is just throwing another hissy fit. If you’re gonna talk smack on Ellis wait for Friday, when you’re on the same platform.

  5. M

    The downfall of bubba was two-fold. His decision to go recorded on Sirius was the first hit on his listener base, and we all know the $hit storm that caused. The secondpart of his downfall was before the election and his backing of Obama. Bubba even said it himself by remembering Michael Jordan not getting in to politics because he would polarize his consumers, so MJ kept his mouth shut. Bubba on the other hand chose to pick sides and talk $hit on the republican party, therefore effectively pi$$ing off 50% of his listeners. Dumb effing move man. You called it tho and said you didn’t care because it was time for change…Well how’s that change working out for you? Bubba talks about other DJs being afraid of mentioning competition and he isn’t…well Bubba you need to focus on where you are going and stop driving by your mirrors…you’re getting lapped.

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