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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 Sports scores, various stuff

Bubba said he pulled the ball for Dave Rice, he said that Spice
witnesses it, he then recapped some sports scores, Bubba said he
really feels for Oren. The guys then discuss the cost of sports team
for a little bit, Brent said the Hockey doesnt gain in value because
of television broadcasts, Bubba remembers when the announcer would
introduce some of the big players along with the team names. Manson
thinks the NHL will always face an uphill battle. Bubba said hockey
and NASCAR are the two sports that do any justice. Bubba said Tyler
asked if Brent could come to the house on Sunday, Brent said hell be
there. Bubba said Chad from Miller is mad that Ned cracks open a PBR,
Ned said hell switch back. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 Birthdays and emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Wonka. The
guys think Jack Johnson is a jobber; Bubba said the kids drive him
insane with blaring music. Bubba then went over some birthdays, Spice
said some of them make him feel old; he likes how Donald Trumps
daughter is steamy. Bubba said he really likes Nick the intern; he
likes how you cant flap him up. Bubba remembers when he met The Fonz,
he said he was a nice guy, he said Brian Song made him cry, he thinks
hes very John Candy-ish, Bubba said hes a healthy guy trapped in a
fat guys body. Bubba plugged the Bubba Wonka set, he said you
should get them while you can; he went on to plug the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba said he locked himself in for a video chat on
BubbaRaw.com, Bubba said someone from the show will do it every
Wednesday. Bubba said hes got a bunch of people are upset over the
B-Fudd situation, Bubba said he was trying to be funny, he thinks he
got him in trouble, he apologized for offending people, ned said its
easy to say sorry, he thinks someone should stick up for him. The
first emailer wondered where you can get the Tao trim tea, hes not
sure where you can go to get it, Bubba thinks he pooped too much, he
said hes having one a day. Another emailer didnt like the B-Fudd
segment, Bubba agreed. Another emailer didnt like the B-Fudd
situation, Bubba said he cant apologize enough, he asked Dave to
wrack it up. Another emailer asked Bubba the name of the restaurant
that treated him like crap; Bubba said it was Ocean Prime. Bubba told
them to keep acting like that, and they wont be the it factor
anymore, he said he cant wait until Seasons 52 opens up. He went on
to tell Ocean Prime to f off, he couldnt believe they were treating
him like this. Another emailer didnt like the B-Fudd segment, Bubba
said the fans are kicking him when hes down. Another emailer said
there was a Hogan reference on its Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
Manson said he loves that show, Spice also liked it. Another emailer
didnt like the B-Fudd segment, bubba thinks the Canadians are
confused as to what they should do with Bubba Wonka. Another emailer
asked about the tea, Bubba told the emailer they cant rest their
lorals on that stuff. The last email of the day didnt like the B-Fudd
segment. Ned thinks B-Fudd wont call ever again. Bubba wonders if Ned
has a bit about being sorry, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans, then
into Neds Im sorry bit. This bit was made after he was fired for
his behavior, saying that if he didnt have bubba hed be homeless,
and that the only chance hed get in radio would be to die, and be
reincarnated as a pimple on Rick Deess nut sack. All the while, the
song Im Sorry by Brenda Lee is heard in the background. Randy
wonders why Bubba has to reset the clip, he compares it to walking
into a bees nest and getting stung, Bubba Eviled him a few seconds
later. Bubba took a call from a guy in Canada who said his Dad is
bringing him bubba Wonka. Bubba reminded the listeners that this
Sunday at 2 am, the clocks go back an hour. Spice asked him if he got
the costumes for the kids, Bubba said he knows what Tylers is, he
doesnt know what Julias is, he said he does speed trick or treating
via a golf cart, he said if the kids dont say thank you, he takes the
candy, jokingly saying he throws it in the pound, the guys think he
goes back to the pound with a snorkel. Bubba said he takes the candy
and gives it back to people who come to his house, he then told Spice
not to comment on it. Bubba went over the various candies he has,
Manson said no one comes by his house. We then heard a news clip about
a gang rape, Bubba said kids are like clay, he thinks the parents
should be beaten. Manson is terrified that Berlin is dating; Spice
thinks the guy she is with has a freaky hair style. The guys are
appalled when the reporter said that the girl was raped and robbed for
over two hours. Brent thinks that as a citizen, you can use deadly
force; he said in California, its against the law to not call for
help when something is going down. We then heard a news clip about a
kid who stabbed his brother over computer volume. Bubba wants the over
thinker to take the music out, he said he has an excellent replacement
if Miller leaves. Bubba said the problem is the Dad isnt home enough.
We then heard a news clip about two teenagers who beat up a homeless
man, the guys goofed on the reporters voice, Spice thinks theyre
dummies for posting it on the news. Bubba said that Dan Sileo got
suspended, Spice said putting stuff on YouTube doesnt get you any
money, the guys crack up when one of the guys in the clip said they
got in trouble for beating up a crack head. Bubba likes a promo Kevin
Vargas made, we then heard the promo, Bubba likes how they mention
Dans name in the clip. We then heard Mansons Harmonizing With
Hatley; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 Pumpkin dodge ball discussions, Hogan mentioned on Its
Always Sunny In Philadelphia clip, Billy Mays contest

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®; we then heard some messages from the fans. ned thinks Dave
Rice is a fag for picking Lady Gaga, Bubba said he likes the bit Ned
did with SayNow, where Ned calls as a trucker. Bubba said he has a
bumper for it, we then heard it. Bubba explained it, where theyll
handcuff someone to the fence and throw pumpkins at them. Bubba
recapped the hold your wee for a Wii contest, the family of the victim
who died got $17,000,000, Spice said that would be comforting. Bubba
read an article about a family who sued a baseball bat company after
the bat killed their kid, he said theres a certain risk. Brent thinks
they should switch to wooden bats in College. Manson said if you put a
warning label on it, its not going to change anything. Derik in Ft.
Lauderdale said he used to live near the high school where the rape
happened, the neighborhood is terrible. Sean said theyve couldve
sued the league. Russ in Sarasota said thats what all the kids are
looking for, we then heard a clip from its Always Sunny In
Philadelphia where Hogan was mentioned, the guys were laughing their
asses off at it, Spice said hes bummed out he missed the episode.
Bubba tried to call Hogan, but he got sent to voicemail. Bubba reset
the clip. Bubba said he got a link to a message board of people
bagging on Hogan, Brent said theyre a bunch of marks who are over
thinking it. Bubba read an article about Billy Mayss son asking
people to dress like his Dad and send him pictures. We then heard
Mansons Billy Mays For Cocaine, then into Mansons Billy Mays for
Oxyconton from Bubba Show classics Vol. 10, track 1. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 Pumpkin Dodge Ball Execution

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Wonka. Bubba
thinks theyve been keeping great time, he hopes Dan Sileo is let go
for only a day, he asked for people to order the bubba Wonka set. We
then heard the promo again, Spice thinks the guys look weird in
Speedos, Bubba thinks Al-kida is giving Gale a run for his money.
Spice said he was disappointed with Hogans packaging on TNA last
night. Bubba thinks Al-kida looks like a young Macho Man; he said hes
mad at him for messing with the gym stuff, he feels bad for Pantera.
Bubba wondered who would look more disgusting walking through the
mall, Spice said he would say hi to Scout and Big Gulp, this had the
guys laughing their asses off for a few minutes. Bubba thinks they
should get Pantera on a program, Pantera said he only eats once away,
he said he drinks a lot of diet Coke. Bubba spun the wheel, it landed
on Al-kida, Bubba told him to not let go of the fence, Manson thinks
Al-kida has a girls ass. Bubba spun to select the shooter, it landed
on Gale, Bubba chides him for talking to Twenty-five, he then gave him
some advice on how to throw the pumpkin, Bubba thinks it could give
the guy a concussion. Bubba gave him the countdown, it landed on
Al-kidas arm. Al-kida was selected again, it landed on Gale as
shooter, Bubba thinks the wheel is weighted properly. Gale through
one, it hit him in the back. Bubba spun the wheel, he thinks its a
rib, Spice thinks Bubba could just pick someone else, Manson thinks
Dave is a crappy wheel maker. Bubba spun it, Pantera is up next to go
on the fence, Nick is next to be the shooter. Nick through a pumpkin,
it smashed him. Bubba picked Al-kida to be the launcher; Pantera was
still on the fence. Al-kida through it, Spice is bummed out he missed,
bubba said it wouldve been money. Gale was selected to be on the
fence, Pantera was selected to throw, he missed, Spice said the
pumpkin didnt even break. Spice volunteered to launch it, he was
bummed out when it missed, Bubba likes how it wont break. Bubba
thinks Pantera would miss again, which he did. Manson thinks Nick is
tucking, Bubba told Nick he shoots like a woman. Gale was selected to
fire, while Pantera was on the fence, it hit Pantera, Manson thinks
the pumpkins need to be more rotten, Bubba then had Gale be the
shooter, Al-kida was selected to be on the fence. Gale through one, it
missed him. He through again, hitting Al-kida right on the head. Bubba
had Hammil come by to try, the guys cracked up at his throwing
ability. Bubba had Big dick throw one, it missed. Bubba stepped up to
the plate; it hit Al-kida in the leg. Bubba through another one,
hitting Al-kida in the gut. Bubba had Twenty-five try it, the guys bag
on him for stealing pumpkins. Miller stepped up to the plate, but he
missed. Dave suggested they do this next year, but make it a post
Halloween event. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 Dave and Jody from West palm

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba thanked Dave Rice for his work with the pumpkin dodge
ball stunt. Bubba said theres only two days left in October, he
thanked everyone for participating. Bubba went to Dave in West Palm;
Bubba thinks theyre having a domestic issue, Spice said it reminds
him of his old relationship. Dave picked up; he said they had no idea.
Dave said shes mad because they have to leave for a flight, she woke
up late, he said its his ex wife; Bubba said he can see why. Dave
passed the phone to his girl, Bubba asked why they got a divorce, she
said theyve been married for seven years, he said it was because of
infidelity, she said hes had plenty of girls, Dave denied it, she
said shes leaving because he doesnt have sex anymore. Bubba thinks
they could do the Jody dating game, Dave said he cant really say
much. Bubba told him to tell her that he loves her, but hes not in
love with her, Dave said he couldnt, Manson thinks shes getting
ready to t-up, Spice said he has one more question. Bubba said Spice
is just trying to heal his wounds, Jody was heard saying how she
doesnt want to say anything. She then came on and said she liked
Spice, Spice asked her if it was because she was fat, Jody said every
girl hes ever gone out with are the same size as her. Spice asked her
if everyone thinks shes a fat ass, Jody said she likes her ass, Spice
is disgusted by that. Bubba wonders if shes a bbw, Jody said yes,
bubba thinks Dave is shallow. Bubba wants Jody to cut Dave down a
little, Jody said she doesnt do that, Spice thinks shes almost too
strong. Bubba said they feel bad for her, Spice thinks payback would
be making this trip hell; she said shes thinking about dropping him
off at his Moms house. Dave came back on, Spice said Jody hates Dave.
Bubba likes how you couldnt flap her up; he thinks theyre having a
horrible vacation. Bubba read that Paranormal Activity is the most
profitable movie ever, Spice said they deserve it. Bubba wonders what
its all about, Spice explained it, Bubba said the blare witch
Project made you mad. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard Mansons Blackman Halloween from
The Adventures of Black Man, track 15, where Blackman gives kids
alcohol; he ends up shooting some of them for dressing up like ghosts.
He encounters the KKK, he offers them weed, they decide to get high
and beat some Mexicans. Bubba is disappointed at the iPod; Ned thinks
the selection is deep. Bubba asked Manson off air if he could play the
Blackman bit we just heard, Manson said it wouldnt be a problem.
Spice said weed can bring people together. Bubba said hello to some
listeners in Orlando. Spice wonders if you havent fired a gun in a
while, will you lose your aim, Bubba said no. Brent said he needs to
trade out his ammunition. Bubba read a story about a guy who stuck a
Ferret in his pants, he thinks its like Ned, we then heard a news
clip about that. Bubba said he had to take care of a Ferret as part of
a project he said they stink, he doesnt like where this came from. We
then heard the 911 call about that, Spice wonders if its worth
calling 911 over that, bubba thinks the 911 guy is on meth. Steve said
he loves Shot Straight. Bubba wonders who is answering phone calls. We
then heard a news clip about a restaurant owner charged with murder.
The guys crack up at the reporter saying vaginal incorrectly, Brent
thinks he should be fired. Bubba thinks youre a peanut at 13 weeks,
the guys clown Bubba for his math skills. Bubba thinks they should
offer up Abortion city, we then heard the bit from bubba Show
classics Vol. 1, track 2. We then heard Mansons sounds Like An
Abortion. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 Dan Sileo discussions, jay diaco calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba said his friend Dan Sileo might be in some hot water,
we then heard the clip where Dan thinks the Buccaneers have a salary
cap, we then heard a news clip about that, bubba thinks its the
pussyfication of clear channel. Bubba said this is the last year of
the Buccaneers games being heard on clear Channel. Bubba thinks this
will make Dan more popular. Spice as Dan Deelereto said he stabs
people in the back without stabbing them in the back, Bubba said Dan
is the same guy who fired him. Bubba called Clear channel a bunch of
jackasses, he said John Hogan is obsessed with him, he said hes going
to try and depose him. Bubba told MJ hes not afraid of what hes
doing, he told MJ hes gotten got, bubba said he cant get out work
him, bubba said heather knows about it. We then heard a news clip
about a x rated Xbox, he said he didnt want to play that one, he then
played a clip about Debra Lafave getting awarded time with kids, Bubba
thinks she has too much makeup, he thinks she looks like a clown,
Bubba said hed hire her. We then heard Jay Diacos bumper, bubba went
to him a short time later. Jay said there are some issues into this
situation, he said the Glazers are public figures, he doesnt think
its actionable. Jay said people listen to radio shows for
entertainment purposes. Bubba said MJs case hinges on Bubba calling
Michelle a whore, Jay said it wont be difficult to prove. Bubba said
hes got the girls from 2001 in, Hady, Nicole and Bamby. Bubba told
Nick to not get so close to him, Jimmy said hes doing well. Bubba
said you can go to 2001live.com, Jimmy said they show the stage on the
site. Jimmy said Heaven came back, only to leave, they then ended the
show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 Bubba Rants Against Sirius

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into
Notorious BIGs Juicey. Bubba sarcastically said ned had a good
message, Ned sad he thinks the guy is crazy, Bubba thinks Ned hangs
out with Daniel Carver. Bubba thinks the promotional code on Twitter
was a good idea, he said he has some piss pains; he said he left his
phone in his office. Bubba said hes thinking about doing that again,
he wonders if B-Fudd will call up, Spice thinks Bubba did him dirty,
Bubba cant say how sorry he is. Bubba said he cant win with the
fans. bubba wonders if he thinks the fans are dumb enough to make him
hate the show, Bubba said he had no idea it would go this way. Bubba
thinks Sirius got what they wanted, Brent said Howard was flipping
out, Bubba wonders if it was something he said on Wednesday. Brent
said the best he can remember was that something was done to him that,
if it was done to anyone else, heads wouldve rolled. Bubba doesnt
get how Sirius handled Ferrall; he doesnt like how Sirius continues
to suck Opie and Anthonys dicks. Bubba doesnt like how after Sirius
got Howard, they didnt make sure Howard was happy, Bubba said that
Howards contract is spelled out, he said this is like how the Packers
messed with Favre. Bubba said the problem is, you have a bunch of
marks who just knee jerk hiring anyone. Bubba thinks they should
replay this meltdown on Howards show. Spice said you can tell by
Rosies attitude that shell do well; he likes how she puts a lot of
passion into it. Bubba doesnt like how the Sirius guys are marking
out to people who arent radio guys; he said the guys theyve hired
havent made subscribers. Bubba doesnt like how they put a big
picture of Oprah up in the hall, Bubba said his first deal was
$950,000, he made $171,000. Bubba doesnt get how they hired mad Dog,
bubba wanted to check if they were still on the air. Brent said if
they gave Jim Rome money, hed give him that. Bubba told Howard to
play this, Bubba said to fire him, he doesnt care. He said hell be
sad that hell miss all the guys there, he said its ridiculous. Bubba
said that hes been told that Sirius/XM is doing TV ads, but they
wont mention Howard, bubba said every campaign ad should have Howard
looped in. Brent said he got an inside source that said they took all
of Howards stuff down when Oprah came by the building. Bubba wonders
if people will actually buy a Sirius receiver to hear Oprah, when she
can watch Oprahs TV show, bubba said Oprah will never pay for
herself. Bubba thinks nfl wont break even on the deal theyve got.
Spice said Howard brought Sirius out of the toilet, Bubba said hes
checking, they dont edit him anymore, Bubba said Brooke Skye lied
about what they did to her. Bubba thinks they should tell Sirius to
f off for what they did. Bubba said the satellite fans hate them,
Spice said no matter how much they explain it, you cant. Bubba said
he wouldve loved to have gone on middays, Bubba said the fans will
flip out; bubba said he knew they were fed. Bubba thinks this is
the show he shouldve done a long time ago. Bubba wants to run Sirius;
Spice said if Howard has a beef, its a good reason. Spice suggested
you hand out an Oprah flyer at a football game, the guys cracked up at
this. Bubba said he appreciates what the company has done for him;
Bubba said his second year contract was for $500,000. Bubba wonders
what he supposed to do; he thinks the listeners can understand, he
doesnt know how they got on this topic. Bubba said its sad that
regular radio pays him more than he gets at Sirius; he said nerds are
running radio. Bubba said he needs some grilled chicken, he thinks
hell get stuck with the bill, he said he can stray from his diet.
Ned said he has a new offering, Bubba said he listens to the
listeners, he asked the listeners if theyll take him back. Bubba said
he didnt come to the guys and say that theyre getting less money; he
said that had he told Sirius to f off, the fans wouldve hated him
even more. Bubba said theyre the losers in this deal, Spice said all
theyve been guilty of is wanting to work, bubba wonders if they cut
any of this stuff out, he asked people to call if they can hear this.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 Various callers, Brett Favre discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for bubba Wonka. We then
heard Neds Suck Dick In heaven from Neds parody Songs Vol. 2,
track 25. The song parodies Eric Claptons Tears in Heaven, and
points out Ted Haggards meth usage, as well as his homosexuality. We
then heard some Michael Jackson, Bubba said he fed up on the iPod.
Bubba restarted it and let it run for a little bit. Bubba wished Tony
the best of luck in Talladega, he wished that car numbers 5, 24, 42,
and 48 crash. Bubba wonders if anyone is there. Corry said he loves
the show, he said theyll take what we can get, he thinks there are
more fans than he knows. Corry wonders why Bubba didnt come out with
this stuff earlier, he thinks Howard is frustrated. Bubba said they
didnt want it to work out this way. Bubba said the satellite show was
their first road back. Bubba said his reasoning to call Sirius was to
prove his following, not having the fans jump through hoops, he
doesnt like how Clarkrow2 used to be his boy. Bubba asked Corry if
he rather get up at four and does clean stuff, Spice said he cant
go to bars with his friends. Bubba said hed rather get up at nine or
ten, do a 3-7 show, and be home by eight. Bubba wonders if he likes
saying shiz with a z, Spice said he cringes. Bubba said he cant say
tits, Manson said its ridiculous. Brent likes how Rampage Jackson
called a guy titties, he wishes he could pull the audio of it. Bubba
said when they used to be on Sirius, the company offered them to do a
Friday morning show. Spice said hes been able to get his head
straight. Bubba said in the years hes been here, he has never been
offered a raise. Bubba said he tries to stick around and give them a
good show, Spice said they didnt want to do this. Andy in Jersey said
the guys are on fire, Bubba said hes guilty of caring. Andy said an
issue came up on Howards show, he said that they have an information
thing with the email, he said medicated Pete went to Ricks, he showed
up on his own free will, an email said Howard would talk about it.
Ronnie told Howard he wouldnt tell him who leaked the information;
Andy said this isnt Ronnies fault. Bubba thinks Ronnie should do
what the boss tells him to do, Andy said hes never flipped over to
Opie and Anthony, Andy proposes a fight, bubba told him to stop over
thinking it. rick said he was one of those guys who was pissed off at
the deal; he thinks the regular show is better than the Friday show.
Bubba said the only way their getting big money is with regular radio,
he said they do the best that he can, he said saying f feels good.
Bubba wonders how Ned cums, Ned said hes all gravity, Bubba said he
can get a little bit of distance. Bubba said WTMJ for the packers are
welcoming Brett Favre back, he thinks its the f you bowl. We then
heard a news clip about that, Brent thinks hell get booed. Bubba said
if they introduced Ted Thompson, he would yell as if someone was
taking his kid, Bubba and Brent did a recreation about that, Bubba
said some guy behind him and Brent was chanting for the beer guy,
bubba said he would start crying, he said Brett Favres situation is
like their situation with Sirius. Sean thinks bubba is getting screwed
on both ends of the deal; Bubba thinks the guy should represent him.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 Pedro and Blind Glen call in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for being a Bubba Army
retail seller. Bubba said theyll do Neds new song, we then heard
Pedros bumper. Pedro came on and said bubba still has his fans, he
listens to the Friday show as much as he can, he thinks Brent doesnt
need a doctor, Brent told him that was good advice. Bubba played blind
Glens bumper and brought him on, Glen said he moved up to North
Carolina, Glen said he knew a woman for 25 years, Glen said hes
working on fing her. Glen thinks things will work out; Spice asked
him if he misses his wife, Glen said hell always misses his wife.
Spice asked her if shes made some moves, Glen said he has, he said
you start with a tit grope. Bubba asked if shes sucked his dick yet,
Glen said no. ned asked about touching her snatch, Glen said hes done
that, hes eaten her pussy. Spice thinks Glen is eating a can of tuna
fish. Bubba wonders if the girl has her sight, Glen said yes, he said
they had a small funeral, Bubba asked how they moved in, Glen recapped
it. Glen said he lived in an apartment in Arizona, Glen said he got
nothing off of his wifes life insurance, glen missed what happened
with B-Fudd. Bubba said he feels like shit for what he did, bubba
recapped it for him, Glen said B-Fudd knows how the game is played.
Glen commented on Blind Lawrence not wanting to take bubba up on his
offer of getting laid, he thinks Lawrence should do it. Bubba thinks
Glen and Lawrence are afraid of pussy, Med agrees. Glen said no matter
what people say, people are going to hate, Glen said Opie and Anthony
were bagging on Bubba, Spice said they didnt get an email about it.
Glen wondered why Bubba gets in trouble for doing that, Brent thinks
its the point of irritation. Bubba wonders if blind people hate
pussy, Brent said blind James likes pussy, Bubba said James is a phony
on the blind stuff. Glen said hell be coming back down; Bubba wants
to get him some pussy. Spice asked Glen to have the woman take her
picture and send it to them; glen said he wouldnt know what its
like. Bubba thinks a fat person feels better than she looks, ned said
its like being on a water bed. Manson said Donna asked a question
about Glen dreaming, glen said he doesnt see color, he just hears
voices. Bubba said he had the strangest dream last night, he set up a
Packer shop, but all of his stuff got stolen. Glen wonders what puter
is, Bubba said he can see, but doesnt know what it is. Bubba wonders
if the girl has sucked his dick, Glen said no. Glen said the girl is
62, Bubba wants to get Glen hooked up, Glen said his birthday was last
Monday. Bubba said its fun talking to Glen, Brent said they cant get
the concept, Glen said he doesnt care. Bubba said glen should be a
consultant, Glen thinks Miller should stay, Glen said hes glad
Jabberjaw came back. Bubba asked how Glen jerks off to Janie Cakes,
Glen said he likes to record her talking and play it back. Ned wonders
if they could get her to talk dirty, Glen thinks it might work. Spice
asked him what he could see, Glen said he doesn think about stuff
like that. Bubba wondered if they could call her live, Glen said he
cant jerk off now, Ned told him to do it. Bubba suggested Ned talk
him through one, Glen said no, Glen said hes not running tape today,
bubba wants to do it next Friday, Glen said hes embarrassed. Ned
thinks they could do a blind man jack-a-thon. Ned wonders if Glen will
rub his cock a little, Glen said no. ned suggested Glen sit on the arm
rest of a chair and have it go up his ass. Glen thinks Tara is okay,
bubba said for 63, ned said hed pump her. Bubba asked Glen if he
jerks off a lot, Glen said no, he said his load doesnt matter, Bubba
is disgusted that glen feels it. Spice thinks Glens sperm is blind,
he thinks its like bumper cars. Glen said he and his brother-in-law
used to do contests about that, Glen said he was 13 at the time, Bubba
thinks the guys were telling him they were jerking off, but they
probably werent. Bubba called Janie Cakes, but got voicemail. Bubba
played her bumper and told her to call back. Bubba said he feels bad
for Glen; he thinks everyone was clowning him. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 Neds new Bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Raw live
chat, then into Mansons Harmonizing With Hatley. We then heard
Mississippi Queen as bumper music. Ned hit a cowbell along with the
song for a little bit, e thinks Bubba is throwing off his timing.
Bubba wondered who gave him a cowbell, Spice said Ned brought it.
Eddie in Chicago said hes a new member of BubbaRaw, Bubba said youll
get the video chat free. Bubba played the original, Feel that Fire.
Bubba got Ned set up through his settings, bubba said the thing said
no data, Bubba cracked up at Ned singing through one of the settings,
ned chided Bubba for not getting the presets right, ned said hes
exhausted, Manson was dialed in, bubba said Ned is hotter than Manson.
. Brent said the visual is funny to see Ned getting pissed. Ned said
the working title is Fill Her Vagina; bubba thinks they sound like
homos in a closet ready to f each other. The song is about a woman
who needs to get her vagina filled, bubba thinks its like a naughty
Alysha deal, he gave him a timble. Manson said its just backing
vocals, Bubba asked ned if hed like to stay on reverb, Ned suggested
they go to commercials, which they did a few seconds later.

Segment 5 B-Fudd replay, Gary Selzy and Cruise Pedrigon check in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Wonka. Bubba
reminded the listeners to set your clocks an hour back this Sunday, he
then went over the stuff on btls.com, bubba went over who is up for
the chat. Bubba said hes thinking about putting a bunch of cameras in
the studio for various things. Bubba and Brent discussed some protein
bars. Bubba took a call from a guy who said hes a big fan of the
show, he said the timing of his Sirius story was great, bubba thinks
he had a meltdown. Bubba said the goof wouldve been on him, the guy
doestget the comedy in it, Bubba told him to shut up, he then told
the guy to shut up, he then told him to go back to his logger job. We
then heard the clip from yesterdays show. An excerpt from the recap
is below.

Bubba said B-Fudds Dad died yesterday, B-Fudd said it was Swine flu,
B-Fudd said hes calm; he said his Dad was healthy. Bubba asked him if
he cried, B-Fudd he said he did that yesterday, he doesnt know if his
Dad has life insurance; the guys have a hard time understanding him.
Bubba asked B-Fudd to wake his Mom up, Bubba told him this would turn
him into a superstar, B-Fudd said no. B-Fudd agreed to do it; the guys
think he forgot to take the phone with him. B-Fudd came back and hung
up, Bubba wonders what went wrong, Manson cant believe Bubba did
that. Ned thinks it wasnt funny at all, he thinks Bubba is being cold
hearted, Spice as Bubba told him to shut up.

Bubba said theyve got something going on, but he cant say what it
was. Bubba called Cruise Pedrigon; he picked up a short time later.
Bubba called Selzy enterprises,
Bubba played Garys bumper and brought him on, he said hes not like
Cruise. Bubba thinks Gary is on Adderall, Gary said he hired a
personal trainer, he wondered what is wrong. Cruise said this isnt
pre recorded, Gary said Cruise is trying to get him to kick his ass.
Cruise said Gary came out like a buzz saw, Bubba asked him if the
sport is boring without the flying wop, Cruise said Gary is the only
other funny car champ, Gary said they dont need him. Bubba remembers
the time when Gary was flipped out, Gary said he doesnt remember
that. Cruise said his situation with John Force is water under the
bridge, Gary said they quit putting him on TV. Bubba then played some
John Force clips, the guys were laughing their asses off, Cruise said
hes had a lot of Bubba Army guys talk to him. Gary said he did all of
these local stations, his crew was full of Bubba Army people. Gary
remembers a time when his vehicle was leaking, some Bubba Army people
helped him out. Gary said bubba told him to stay out of the left lane,
we heard some popping noises in the background, Spice was laughing his
ass off, Bubba told them to stop it, bubba joked Gary is horrible at
driving on dirt. Bubba thinks they should put some extra pounds on the
car, Gary joked Bubba should ride with him, bubba told him to shut up.
Bubba let the guys go; Brent couldnt stop laughing at Spice hitting
himself in the head. Bubba is disappointed with Gary for not flipping
out, Gary said the kids have won the championship in their classes; he
recapped how that went down. Bubba told Gary he could have phone sex
with Heather, Gary wonders if its $75 a minute. Spice thinks Gary is
too harry for him, ned said Gary is a great guy. Spice said he likes
Gary, but he doesnt like the sport. Bubba said theyre the only show
that pays homage to nhra. Spice said bubba has no idea how hard the
cowbell is on his forehead, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 Joe the Supermark calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Wonka. Bubba
said Joe the Supermark was on, he said today is Edges birthday. Bubba
said Hogan made it clear that the buck stops with him, Joe confirmed
it, he said everyone understands hes in charge. Joe said he has the
Honky Tonk Mans blog on his screen, saying Hogan is a double agent.
Bubba fired back with what the guy was really trying to say, Brent
thinks the opening line explains it all. We then heard a clip of Hogan
on a TV show. Bubba asked Joe if he ordered Bubba Wonka set, Joe
said no, Bubba said he couldnt comp them, Joe thinks they should put
an asterisk next to his name. Bubba said Joe is the number one fan, he
then thinks Blind Lawrence has that title, Brent said Lawrence is like
a steal trap. Bubba wonders if some of the various callers have gotten
bubba Wonka yet. Spice wonders where hes working, Joe said hes not
working anymore. Bubba thanked Dave for getting his screen back to
normal; Joe said no one knows what B-Fudd said. Bubba said they never
hear from CP Trav, Spice hopes Downer Dave doesnt win the trip, they
then played his bumper. Bubba thinks Slide Job Jones has one, we then
heard Christ Punchers bumper. Bubba said playing those bumpers makes
him miss Brian James. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 7 Bubba chats with a 2001live.com girl

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. Bubba asked for the girls to come in, he said tony the
camera guy is dressed up like a prisoner, he wants to offer Millers
job to him. Bubba brought Jimmy in, he likes how he can navigate the
main stage, Spice thinks a tattoo on the snatch had to hurt, the girl
said it wasnt that bad. Bubba thinks the one with the tattoo has been
there before, the guys told her to show her puss, Spice thinks it
looks like a crown air freshener. Bubba typed something to a girl; she
knew which one it was. Bubba wondered if the girls will do anything,
Jimmy said anything goes. Bubba typed that hed like to see her
asshole, Bubba liked it. Bubba typed that the girls would like to see
more of that, he wrote that they think she sucks at showing her
asshole; she said her outfit is kind of restricting. The guys are
impressed at an asshole shot, Spice wonders if shell give herself a
dirty Sanchez, he explained it, Jimmy thinks Spice is a sick f.
Bubba wrote that she sticks her finger up her ass and taste it; she
thinks Jimmy didnt say that, the guys cracked up at her reading the
line. The girl thinks the pussy would work much better. Bubba asked
her to bury her finger up her Hershey high weigh, Jimmy doesnt like
how shes not like the asshole, Bubba told her to do it, or else shed
join Heaven. Bubba told the girl to stretch her bat wings, she didnt
know what that was, Bubba explained it to her. Bubba said that he was
Jimmy by proxy, Bubba offered $100 if she can fart, he asked her to
read it, the guys cracked up at that. Bubba told her she was boring
him. Spice said some of his friends love 2001live.com. Bubba took a
call from a guy who didnt have his window up, bubba called him a
jobber. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 The 2001 Girls bob for dildos

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Wonka. We then
heard a promo for the Bobbing For Dildos contest. Bubba said if they
dont get a dildo, theyll have to take off an article of clothing,
bubba said if someone gets one, someone else will have to take an
article of clothing off. Spice said theyve got used dildos and used
anal beads in there. The contest started, the first girl got a dildo,
she asked that Aubry take her shirt off. Bubba had Aubry go next, she
came up with a dildo, Bubba had her demonstrate how she does it. Bubba
thinks the guys are pandering to Spice; Bubba likes the girls
pigtails. Bubba had Carina go next, bubba thinks Aubry has a
boyfriend, she said she was single. Carina came up with a dildo,
Carina asked for one of the girls to take her stuff off. Bubba thinks
Spice is pussy-whipped, Bubba said he wants to keep this going after
the show is over, the guys like how she went to the bottom of the
bucket. They then ended the show a few seconds later.