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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

This recap goes out to Amanda and Heather, for their pet walk
tomorrow. Best of luck to you fine girls; the Bubba Army is supporting
you.

FM Show

Segment 1 – The Return of Fart Validation, Sports scores, Heather
leaving bubba over Train horns?

Bubba told the listeners they haven’t been taken over by the country
music station; this was Ned’s bumper music. Spice said he had a fart
validation, but he has since lost it, he wonders where it truly goes,
Bubba thinks it goes through the seal, he thinks you can’t feel it,
Ned said his farts just leak out. Bubba asked Spice if he heard his
horn, Spice sarcastically said he didn’t hear it, Bubba said he’s
close to getting a divorce over it, he went on to say that he gets
nothing for free, unlike MJ. Spice said he has to fart, Bubba hit the
Fart Validation bumper, Nick had to endure it, Spice said he lost it,
be got it back. This one had some noise, Nick was told to ride it out.
Nick said it was a good morning one, Bubba likes how you can’t flap
him. Bubba thinks they should explain the fart validation to the new
listeners, which he did. Manson thinks they should start timing them,
Bubba said he can’t wait for the Fart Validation DVD, he said every
other radio guy is going to steal the idea, Spice said the DVD is
getting compiled. Bubba said he got behind some bikes and blasted his
horn, the bikers got pissed, the kids were laughing their asses off,
Heather got really mad, he told Heather to get a personality. Bubba
recapped some sports scores; he told Brent his theory is losing
ground. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Bubba’s train horn, birthdays

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into “Born to Run” as bumper music. Bubba chided Ned
for doing this, Ned said it’s one of the greatest songs ever, Brent
said even the band is sick of playing it. Bubba went to Twenty-five
cent, live in Bubba’s car to taste the train horn. Bubba had him try
it with the microphone off, the guys could hear it. Bubba tried it
with the microphone on, Spice said he’s taking his head phones off.
Twenty-five blasted it. Bubba wants someone to come out to try it,
Manson suggested Hammil, Bubba said that would make him quit. Miller
came out, Twenty-five instructed him, he blasted the horn, Bubba asked
Miller to come in, he thinks Twenty-five loves giving orders. Miller
came in, he said it was obnoxiously loud, he said he almost had a
heart attack; Bubba said it’s a hammil repellent. Bubba played
Miller’s bumper, which was the same one as it was last time. We then
heard Twenty-five’s bumper for the contest, we then heard a
combination of Miller and Twenty-five, Bubba was laughing at the clips
in it. Bubba said he thinks of Moonshine Miller when he feels down.
Bubba went over some birthdays for today, he said today is the largest
list of names. Bubba said Weird Al on there is for a rib, Bubba said
Manson’s bits are better than Weird Al’s, Manson said he’s cheesy,
Spice gagged a little. Manson remembers when he used to see university
of Tampa games. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans. We then heard Ned’s
“White Trash Baby”. We then heard some Elvis as bumper music; Spice
said they have a lock of his hair in the studio. Bubba said a gun
place called Shot Straight is having a blow out sale this weekend, he
said there the largest gun retailer ever. Bubba said hello to Elvis on
Z100; the guys said he’s a good dude. Bubba thinks Joe the Supermark
will be in Madison Square Garden. Bubba said Elvis was the only air
personality by getting them breakfast. Bubba wonders when you have to
set your clocks, Brent thinks it’s this weekend, he likes how we gain
an hour, Brent said it was November 1. Spice said he’s bummed out that
Manson’s Halloween party is on Halloween, Bubba said he’ll try and get
the kids a baby sitter. Bubba said he trick or treats with a golf
cart. Bubba explained corning, where you throw corn at cars, it sounds
like a machine gun, Spice thinks egging was fun, but it would mess
cars up, he never understood why toilet papering is so bad. The first
email of the day thanked Bubba for getting him some tickets. Another
emailer really enjoys the show; Bubba thinks a lot of people listen to
them via the stream more than they think. Another emailer liked the
south Park wrestling episode; he thinks Trey and matt listen to the
show. Bubba said he won’t sue you if you listen to the show. Another
emailer asked about the 12 Boobs of Christmas®, bubba said they
don’t do on line voting anymore. Spice said Amy Wine house got a set
of jugs, Ned thinks it’s a waste of money, Bubba said that would be
like him getting a facelift. Bubba thinks some other clubs should’ve
been more responsible in getting them hooked up with appearances.
Bubba really likes Solid Gold in North Miami Beach; Brent said the
girls are unbelievable. Bubba said he was looking at some pictures of
Garnet, he thinks she’s a fox. We then heard a news clip about a house
fire, “the Boopity Song” was heard under the clip, Bubba backed it up
and was laughing at the woman saying dude. Spice said Jabberjaw found
the story; bubba said she’s good at finding stuff. The guys crack up
at the guy in the clip thinking the radio was on, Spice wonders how
you can confuse kids yelling with a radio. We then heard some Soulja
Boy, while Spice and Manson as kids yelled for help. Bubba said it’s a
sad story, he’s not making fun of the kids dying, Manson thinks she
doesn’t sound upset. Brian in Ft. Lauderdale said the commercials on
TheBoneonline.com cuts into the show; Bubba said he’ll check into it.
Bubba thinks they’re partying in Richmond; he likes how Elliot is down
in the ratings. Bubba encouraged people to go to 93rock.com; they have
a Bubba on demand section. Bubba wants to put it on all the
affiliates’ websites. Bubba wants to have an iTunes button on the
site. Bubba said he’s never been canceled out of a market, except for
Hartford. Carron in Richmond said she’s the one black female listener,
she said she loves the boopity thing. Reed in Richmond congratulated
Bubba for the ratings, he thinks the guys should come up there, he
suggests Bubba cover Richmond news. Charles in West Palm said the site
is great, some guys in the UK like the Abortion song. Matt in Richmond
said it was like finding an old friend on the radio. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – legal and Medical advice with Steve, Jay and Dan Diaco

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®. We then heard some Heart as bumper music. We then heard a
promo for Steve and Dan diaco, followed by Jay Diaco’s bumper. Bubba
said if they had Joe in as the ref, they’d have them all. Bubba
welcomed Jay to the studio, he thinks the guys have shunned him, he
thinks Dan has the easiest job, spice thinks differently, Bubba said
Steve baby sits everyone, Dan called him the chairman of the board.
Jay said everything is going good; people get a lot of lawsuits. Dan
said he does vaginal rejuvenation; he wants nothing to do with
penises, Spice thought he was Dan’s friend. Dan said he’s offering a
twenty-five percent off fee for Bubba listeners. Bubba likes the stuff
the Diacos have done. Jay said Dan does more than boob jobs, he said
Dan can reconstruct; Steve said Dan has also done faces. Keith in
Orlando said he’s one of the few listeners in Orlando, he said his
wife is losing weight, the guys think she has lunch lady arms, Dan
said he has something on it, we then heard CP Trav saying “It puts the
lotion on its skin”, the guys were laughing their asses off at this.
Spice told the guy he has a number for a divorce lawyer if he needs
it. Bubba said if he hit 240 pounds, they’d have a party. Spice
wonders if they could put weight in a pre-nup. Joe said he’s looking
for a breast surgery for his wife, Dan said it’s about $5,000-6,000.
Bubba took a call from a woman who said she has a left breast that
didn’t form passed the age of twelve, Dan said he deals with this a
lot, Spice said he’s out of there. Bobby said he was in the hospital,
he thinks he was born with a heart issue, he had a stroke with a blood
clot, Jay thinks he has a case. Bobby said when he walks, he feels as
if he’s walking sideways, he said he forgets stuff, Jay said it’s
called turning forty. Bubba told the guys a story about someone he
knows, the daughter broke her arm, the Mom reads X-rays, she said it’s
something different. Jay said all radiologists do is look at black and
white, Bubba joked it’s like Ned coming to work. Spice asked about the
neck line slimmer, Dan doesn’t think it works out. Bubba thinks the
guys should come up with chewing gum that is hard to chew, Ned said
he’s got something for Bubba to chew on, Steve thinks Ned is on fire.
Bubba said he’s gotten emails from people about some man boobs and
kankels. Sean in Tampa asked about crease surgery, Dan explained it.
Chris in Plant city said he was born without a right peck, he said it
doesn’t affect him. Bubba took a call from a woman who said her
daughter was less than two, she had constant ear infections, she has
roughly $2,000 in bills. The guys really enjoy Fein; Bubba said Bubba
Army orders are being filled. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – New Jackson Five songs

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
wonka” set. We then heard some messages from the fans, then into Ned’s
“Doug Clem Song”. Bubba thanked the Diacos, he said they’d do anything
for them, he told Ned to not getting any ideas. The guys crack up at
Ned’s choice for bumper music, “Man Eater”. Bubba played four
unreleased Jackson Five material; Spice said there’s a reason why its
un released, as it’s horrible. Bubba thinks they sound out of town,
Manson thinks it’s out of control, Spice thinks you’ll see it on a
Baskin Robins commercials. Bubba went into the next song, he thinks
its jive ass stuff, he said if Michael doesn’t sing, it’s horrible.
Bubba went back and forth between the song and “the Boopity song”.
Bubba went to the next song, he thinks Michael is turned down, he
thinks Michael just got his ass kicked by Joe for playing basketball
too long. We then heard the theme for “Good Times”, Bubba said it was
a smash, Spice sang a little. Bubba went to the next song; Spice said
he’d rather hear “good times” on repeat, bubba replayed it. Bubba said
this is a thirty-two second validation; this was from earlier in the
show. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Moonshine Miller and Twenty-five come in, teeth discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Foundation.
We then heard some Elvis as bumper music; Bubba thinks Hammil is
dancing out there. Bubba said he talked with Steve from Sting Ray, he
thinks their donation will be up to $10,000, he said he’s looking to
make the check donation in mid November, he said he wants to give each
person $10,000. John in Jacksonville asked if Bubba would be a judge,
the answer was yes, but that was before 1978, he thinks Bubba would
qualify to be a special master. Bubba got caught off guard with Ned
cracking open a beer, Bubba asked for the guys to come in. We then
heard the bumper for the contest. Bubba wonders what Absinth does, he
thinks it made Van go cut off his ear, Ned thinks its crap, Miller
said it’s a lot of fun. Twenty-five said his drink smelled funny,
Bubba told him to drink it, Twenty-five thinks it tastes like oil.
Bubba asked Miller if he’s leaving, Miller said he didn’t announce it,
he announced it. bubba said Miller would own Twenty-five, Bubba played
Miller’s bumper a few times. Twenty-five said he didn’t know Miller
hated him, Spice told him to hate on Miller, Twenty-five said he’s got
nothing to hate on Miller, we then heard Twenty-five’s bumper.
Twenty-five thinks Bubba is just giving points out, Spice said its
3-2, Bubba had to dump something, he said it’s a deduction on Miller’s
behalf; Bubba thinks Miller will have a one-way ticket to Panama.
Bubba thinks Miller has a round face, the guys cracked up, Spice
thinks Miller’s face looks pregnant. Bubba said Heather called him
yesterday; the new thing is that kids are getting their teeth numbed
before they get pulled; Bubba thinks it’s the continuing pussyfication
of America, he thinks MJ does that. Bubba said he gets the teeth out
with dental floss, Bubba thinks pulling teeth out is cool, Spice
really enjoyed doing that. Manson said Trace had braces, he had them
for three weeks, he took a screw driver and a hammer, the dentist said
Trace didn’t leave any cement behind. Bubba likes Dr. Mcshary’s X-ray
thing, Spice said he went there yesterday; he loves how he has the
headphones there. bubba thinks Mcshary should’ve been a politician, as
he talks a lot. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various news clips, Bubba having a crush on Donna?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. We then
heard “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” as bumper music. Bubba told the
listeners to not fag the show out, as this is Ned’s selection. We then
heard a news clip about a woman who allowed her two year-old to
smother her eleventh month old, Bubba thinks it’s white trash, Brent
said you should think about the two year-old, Bubba said he had a
tough time rapping his head around it. Spice said she’s a redneck, he
likes how the kid will be okay; he thinks it will turn out just fine.
We then heard “dueling Der Ders” under the news clip. Manson said at
least Andrea Yates had a good story. We then heard a news clip about
the girl who was murdered in the dump, the mother thanked everyone for
looking, Bubba said Donna was calling fake tears, he thinks she sounds
believable. Brent said every parent should look at the zip code thing
that tells you were pedophiles are. Bubba hopes no one in the family
was involved, he thinks donna should regroup on this one. We then
heard a news clip about the guy who got arrested for raping an
eighteen month old, the Mom has since been arrested. Bubba thinks the
station where they got it from and thinks they’re pussies. Bubba said
he knows about free speech, but the line has to be drawn for someone
who talks about sex with infants. Manson thinks BJ could take over
MJ’s show. Steve on protection said it’s not a middle class
neighborhood, Bubba said at least the blacks aren’t touching kids,
Manson thinks a child abduction would be a buzz kill. Portor wonders
if Bubba has a coe-workers crush on someone, he thinks Bubba has a
crush on donna; the guys were laughing their asses off. Bubba said
he’s attracted to Donna, Spice thinks Portor has a valid point. Bubba
said he and Donna could never be together, Manson thinks she owns him.
Bubba told the guys to stop, as he’s saying things he shouldn’t be
saying. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Moonshine Miller and Twenty-five come back in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans, then into some Cat
Stevens as bumper music. Spice thinks it sounds like Hammil, Ned
thinks he blacked out while filling out a guy’s order. We then heard a
promo for the contest; Spice said they haven’t gotten into the studio.
Bubba asked about the Colombian brides, Brent said he’s working on
November 13, Bubba thanked him. Bubba played Miller and Twenty-five’s
bumpers; he said it was just to introduce them. Miller said he’s on
his fourth PBR, Bubba said he likes Miller drunk than when he’s
normal, Miller said he likes it better when he’s drunk, he said he
almost spilled his beverage, we then heard Miller’s bumper. Manson
told Miller he couldn’t go to Panama. Spice wonders why they broke up;
Miller said Bubba had nothing to do with it. Bubba thinks traveling to
Panama and living there are two different things. We then heard
Miller’s bumper, Bubba went over to Twenty-five, he said he got high
out back, Manson thinks he’s Billy D. Williams slowed down. Bubba
thinks it will be a one-sided victory. Phil in Venis said BJ has
flipped the script, bubba thinks it’s pathetic, Bubba said he’d love
to get with BJ this weekend, he thinks it’s to cover J’s ass, he
thinks MJ is a narcissistic loser. Bubba got caught off guard with the
guys laughing; Spice said it was over Small Man’s glasses. The guys
couldn’t stop laughing at small Man, small man went into a character
he did, the guys think it looks like he poured soda on them. Miller
said he’s riding high on a glass of beer, he thinks he’ll stay. They
then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – coming up on the show, various callers, B-Fudd checks in

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into
“Juicey” as bumper music. Bubba thinks Ned is a dumbass, Ned said he
likes the Thread guy, Bubba said they’ll be ending the show with
Janessa Brazil in. Spice thinks Bubba screwed up a name, Bubba thinks
Spice is an asshole. Bubba said the Ferret has been complaining for a
whole week, he thinks you can’t redirect him. Manson as the Ferret
said he does everything for the website, Bubba said the department is
shit, he thinks no one is listening to them. Daniel in Georgia asked
about the Stern show/Bubba draft, he doesn’t think if it’ll ever
happen. Bubba said no one will do anything unless Howard does
something. Bubba thinks Howard likes radio too much to leave, Bubba
said he can’t play any best of elements, he asked about Artie. Brent
said Artie had sent Gary a text saying he was out, he claimed to have
a nervous breakdown. Bubba asked the guys if they’ve ever had a
nervous breakdown, Spice said he had one, he said he was working with
some fat f, he said he wasn’t talking about him, he was talking
about Pudding, ned gave him the wha treatment. We then heard the promo
for the contest; Bubba told Brent he’ll be on the good side of the
law. Miller came in, Hammil told him to come in, Bubba told him to get
out; Manson thinks he believes his own hype. Bubba said he’d like to
apologize to ned for not playing his bit. Spice thinks donkey cum
breath smells horrible, Bubba said this is the only work environment
where you can say that about the boss. Spice said Dr. mark flips out
about herbal stuff; he gave him some stuff to try on his penis. We
then heard a voice mail message of Dr. mark saying that they’re
sprinkling Viagra into the herbal stuff, the guys crack up when Mark
said they’ve looked all over the world. BJ in Arizona said the tie dye
shirt guy put up a Bubba Army sign, Spice said he’s heard of the guy.
Spice as Hogan asked people to bring stuff. Scott in Canada asked
about a Canada Bubbapalooza, Bubba said he’ll get it done. We then
heard B-Fudd’s bumper, Bubba said he emailed the show some kind of
evaluation worksheet, Spice asked B-Fudd to stop private messaging his
girlfriend, he said it’s only on Twitter. Brent read that B-Fudd was
given three tests, the first test he’s at 7%; he said the scores get
worse from here. Bubba asked B-fudd to resight something; he got it,
but messed up the words. Brent said in the next test, he’s at 5%.
Spice had B-fudd repeat what he said earlier, the guys cracked up.
Brent said in the next test was for letter word identification, B-Fudd
got a 2.7, the average is 65. Spice on B-Fudd’s Twitter, he types like
he speaks. In the next test, B-Fudd got a 3.3, the average being 65,
this one was reading a passage and understanding it. In the dictation,
he got a 2.1. Bubba read to him something out of a paper, about Bubba
offering Casey Anthony’s parents twenty-five thousand dollars for an
interview, Brent laughed a little when B-Fudd said shit. Bubba asked
him what he wrote, B-Fudd read it, Bubba thinks B-Fudd is more
retarded than he thought. Bubba re read what he said. Brent said in
calculation, B-Fudd got a 4%. Bubba gave B-Fudd a math problem, he
couldn’t get it. Bubba asked him if he got his check, B-Fudd said he
got it, B-Fudd said he worked before. Manson thinks it would be really
easy to fake the test, Spice thinks he’s an evil genius, Brent read
B-Fudd iq is 67. The guys think Bubba would be great dealing with
special people, Spice wonders what Bubba would’ve been like handling
Helen Keller, Spice as Bubba called her a stupid blind bitch. Bubba
read through the stats of iq, Bubba likes how B-Fudd plays along with
the guys. B-Fudd asked the guys if they watched South Park, he said
one of the guys made him thing of Joe the Supermark. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Various callers, Ned’s New bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans. Bubba thinks whoever
put that message on the air should be punched in the face, Spice said
Two Live Crew listens to the show. Bubba thinks they should’ve had a
sample of Madden saying “Boom”, Spice likes E40, Bubba thinks he
sounds mad about something, he likes his delivery. Bubba told Ned his
bit is next up, Ned doesn’t think so, Bubba said it’s so dirty, they
can’t edit it. Spice said he remembers when the album came out, he
said he got a bonor off the lyrics, Bubba said Dee Snyder likes Bubba
for his hook ups, Bubba said David Arquette is funnier in life, he
said he listens to the show. Scott in Connecticut asked Bubba what
life would be like if he didn’t have Heather and the kids, bubba
thinks nothing would be different, Spice thinks Bubba would be more
impossible, he said the show would be full of whores, Manson said
those were the glory days, as he could take off. Grant in Canada asked
if bubba had any luck with the reality show, Bubba said no. Bubba
asked Ned to set up the bit, ned said Ben and Jerry’s came out with an
ice cream called Hubby Hubby, Bubba thinks the pizza party last week
was his downfall, he said he gained five pounds. Bubba thinks they
should start and stop or ride the bit out, Spice sad let it ride,
Manson said he doesn’t care, he then said let it ride, ned and Brent
like start and stop, Dave said they shouldn’t change tradition, Bubba
vetoed it. In the call, ned wonders why ice cream needs to make a
political statement. Ned wonders if the ice cream will make him suck a
dick, he wonders if carpet munch crunch. Ned thinks they’re out of
control, he wonders why they have to name something after a rock star,
he wonders how can a Sunday be appealing by eating it off of a snatch.
Ned isn’t surprised when the operator said she and her girlfriend like
it. Ned thinks he’s coming around to their viewpoint, he suggests
Richard Simmons Raspberry and Anne Hache mocca, Ned called the
operator a bulldyke, she said she’s a lipstick lesbian. Ned thinks
they should get an ice cream guy that won’t rape his granddaughter, he
then has a song about Hubby Hubby ice cream, he gets hung up on a few
seconds later, they then went to commercials after the bit.

Segment 3 – Cowhead visits, Ted the maker of Absinth calls in, Miller
and Twenty-five cut on each other

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the various places
where you can get Bubba Army merch; you can visit BubbaArmy.com for a
list of locations. We then heard “whip it” as bumper music. Bubba said
Cowhead stopped boy, Ned called him a fat peace of shit, Cowhead said
he’s not hurt by it. Bubba thinks he has more fun with Cowhead when
they’re on satellite. Spice said he was eating broccoli, Cowhead
thinks Bubba eats like a College Freshman. Cowhead said he had to go
to the shithole house, Bubba said he was mean to Cowhead. Bubba asked
Cowhead if he remembers when he was getting head, Cowhead distracted
him with a warrant for an arrest for the woman. Cowhead said he had to
check some closets when he’d come home with a chick. Spice said he had
to do that once, he described it as like a drug bust. Cowhead said he
used to steal stuff. Bubba said he got a text from Denzel, he
remembers the time when Cowhead hit a guy open-handed so hard, the
guy’s face bled. Bubba explained who Cowhead was, he started out as an
intern from 1992, he’s since apologized for what he did, Bubba fired
him for getting better wrestling seats than him. Bubba described
Cowhead as 6 foot three, four hundred pounds. Cowhead said he’ll never
forget this story when he and a bunch of guys left the club with one
girl, Bubba convinced them to go to a hotel. Bubba and the girl were
on one bed, the other guys were on the bed, Bubba said he gives pussy
out. Spice said he had to sit on a grenade for Bubba, he had to get
high with a girl in her car, they went back into Planet Bubba, she
rode him out in the vip room, he said he got a condom. Bubba remembers
when T Quest would spit and piss on his dick, he never wore a condom.
Bubba said he was so full of himself, he had to have his own dining
room, he would call ahead to the place to make sure Cowhead put the
order in, he and some guys would eat, he thinks T quest was hilarious.
Bubba told Cowhead moonshine Miller was there, Cowhead hopes he
doesn’t bring him into it, Bubba told Cowhead not to punch him,
Cowhead said he has a very low tolerance. Miller came in; Bubba told
Miller Cowhead was out of bounds, Miller said he loves his show. We
then heard a promo for the contest. Bubba told Cowhead he knows his
show starts at three, Bubba explained Janessa Brazil to Cowhead, he
likes that. Spice wants to pop Cowhead’s pimple, he said it’s not at
the popping phase yet. Bubba went to Ted, he said he was in New
Orleans; he got whipped out by Katrina. Bubba said Ted has been able
to get it close to the real stuff, he wonders why Absinth was banned,
Ted said it was popular, he said it was banned in 1912, Brent
sarcastically thanked Willson for that. Ted said he got tired of
people putting blue stuff in a bottle, Spice said the site is
drinklucid.com. Ted is shocked the guys are drinking; Twenty-five said
he doesn’t know what’s going on. Ted said its 124 proof; he said two
or three drinks will mess you up. Ted said until 2007, Lucid would’ve
been illegal, he said it’s all good now. Bubba wonders what the
ingredients are, Ted explained what is in it, Miller chimed in saying
it was delicious, Ted said worm wood is bitter, he said it’s like
Tequila, Miller said he can’t feel his feet or the top of his head, he
said he doesn’t have time for cocktails. Ted said absinth was horrible
for Van go, Spice said he was a shitty artist, Manson joked that
Michael Angelo was a hack, Ted told the guys if they get shut down to
lose his number. Miller thinks he feels like Big Dick, Cowhead is
amazed by all this. Manson said he’d like to see Miller naked with a
diaper on, bubba told Miller to ride it out, Bubba accidently hit the
wrong bumper, we then heard Miller’s bumper. Miller was singing some
stuff and doing some voices, he wants to never stop drinking, Cowhead
said he wants one of these for Christmas. Bubba had Miller do his
robot, bubba was laughing his ass off. Twenty-five said he’s been an
intern, Miller told Twenty-five he gargles with rocks, we then heard
his bumper, bubba thinks Brent is having flash backs, Brent asked if
he could leave now. Miller said he’s got better teeth than homeless
people. Miller wondered if Twenty-five’s crown got reposed like his
car was, we then heard his bumper. Miller told Twenty-five to get some
new words, Twenty-five wonders why Miller is leaving BubbaRaw, Miller
said he was tired of seeing Twenty-five’s meat, the guys then talked
over each other, we heard Twenty-five’s bumper. Miller said he shares
a closet with Tom the Treeman, Twenty-five got in some digs; Spice
thinks it’s a tie game. The guys went back and forth, the guys were
laughing their asses off, Bubba thinks Miller is getting owned. Miller
got in some digs at Twenty-five, the guys were laughing their asses
off, Cowhead wants Miller to live with him. Cowhead said he doesn’t
want Miller’s balls on him; Bubba was laughing his asses off. Spice
thinks they know why Miller is leaving, Miller said he wants to talk
smack about Russ Bruno, Bubba said the Ferret has four minutes to get
to the studio. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Russ comes in, Miller goes insane

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
wonka” set. Spice said the score is 10-8 in favor of Miller, Manson
doesn’t like the song. Bubba thinks today will be a Ferret meltdown;
he thinks he’ll end up quitting after this. Bubba asked hammil about
the Ferret, he said they were upset over him yelling at them. Bubba
thinks it’s not too much to ask to have Ferret listen to the show.
Miller said that Russ quits like the seasons. Miller recapped how it
went down, the guys were cracking up, we then heard Miller’s bumper.
Bubba thinks they should get Miller up there, hammil thinks they
should send someone else. Miller thinks Ferret isn’t listening to the
show. We then heard Miller’s bumper, Bubba thinks Miller is like a
comedian. Spice said that Russ is on a conference call, Bubba thinks
it’s bullshit. Spice asked if he could call the warm and try to talk
with Russ, Bubba said yes. Miller is convinced Russ is hiding. Spice
was on; he said Pantera is so high, Pantera didn’t recognize him.
Spice said Russ left, Bubba said he’s coming in; Spice said he was
running back. Bubba asked why Russ has been a prick to him since
Tuesday; he said there’s no problem. Spice said he’s adding a Russ
column to the hate off. Russ said he has good news, they’ve got a
Jacksonville event, he said the seventh, Bubba said perfect. Miller
said Russ isn’t involved with content for a reason, as he thinks his
material is stale. We then heard Miller’s bumper. Miller thinks Russ
is a prick, we heard Miller’s bumper again. Spice wonders if Russ is
one of the reasons with why Miller wants to go to Panama. Miller sang
a little song bagging on Russ, we then heard Miller’s bumper. Bubba
wonders if Twenty-five has quit, Twenty-five said it’s not
entertaining. Miller sang a little about the show, the guys were
laughing their asses off, Twenty-five called Miller out for his
tattoos, the guys were laughing their asses off, we then heard
Twenty-five’s bumper, Spice said Twenty-five has the lead. Miller
thinks Twenty-five should hang out at a barber shop, we heard his
bumper, he told Twenty-five that all he brings to the show is a big
dick. Twenty-five said he was working there before Miller got there.
Miller said he’s surprised he’s not vomiting. Bubba asked if Miller
has a problem with Russ, Miller said he wanted to break Russ’s balls.
Miller said after Bubbapalooza in Vegas, Russ’s bag was sticking out,
Russ told him he would make it fit, Russ thinks it was ridiculous.
Russ said Miller was so drunk; they almost kicked him off the flight.
Russ said Miller is lucky he has a job with Dave. We then heard
Miller’s bumper, bubba said Russ owns a bit of it, Miller said that
makes him angry. Bubba thinks Miller is going to explode, we heard his
bumper again. The guys think Miller will get himself into a meltdown,
Bubba thinks they don’t need to do a show. Miller wants to do some
Fein, Cowhead said he wants to punch him in the face; they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Moonshine Miller VS Twenty-five Cent

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “White Trash Baby”. Bubba said Cowhead is
witnessing a great thing, Bubba said Moonshine Miller is a show all by
itself. Miller came in and was singing, Bubba thinks Brent was smart
for tapping out, Spice hopes Miller overdoses. Bubba said he loves
Miller, we then heard his bumper. Bubba asked Miller if he’d like to
do this stuff in his underwear, Miller thinks it’s homoerotic. Miller
said Russ isn’t there, Bubba said he’d like to talk to some listeners
about all this. Bubba thinks Twenty-five cent is mute, he told Miller
to drink from a Dixie cup, only to have him follow it up with a pbr.
Miller said he wants Hammil to do a rail of Fein; miller sang a song
about Hammil. Bubba asked Twenty-five why he put some stuff in a
glass, Miller was making some noise, Twenty-five said he mixed it with
a red bull. Bubba told Miller that if he pukes, he’ll be fired. Spice
thinks Miller has crossed a line, Bubba thinks he should go to the
listeners. We then heard Miller’s bumper. Bubba told Miller to do some
lines, Spice is glad Bj isn’t here. Miller said he’s got a technique,
bubba told him to tweak up his nipples, Miller said he’s a rib
sandwich away from being gay. Bubba told Cowhead not to kill him,
Cowhead said he wouldn’t. The guys crack up at Miller not being able
to get the Fein up his nose, Bubba wanted Twenty-five to do it, Miller
bashed Twenty-five for not doing his job, Twenty-five said he doesn’t
get paid for recording stuff, he gets paid for merchandise.
Twenty-five said Miller does something a retard couldn’t do; Miller
thinks Twenty-five isn’t paying his bale. Miller said he’s mad at him.
Twenty-five told Miller he’s the video editor, Miller said his job is
to edit what Twenty-five brings in, he mocks Twenty-five for not
saying anything. Bubba took a call from a guy in New Mexico said he’s
a new subscriber, he was on the floor with Ned’s various phone calls,
he missed the Ned bit, he liked the Santa’s butt beer call (Ned’s
Crank Calls Vol. 1, track 24), Ned told the guy to shut up and stop
being a mark. Bubba took a call from a guy who really enjoyed the
segment. Darin thinks Brent has vindicated himself, he thinks Miller
is a mess. Mike in North Carolina said he got the chance to do a
driver introduction, someone rang the bell. Miller said he’ll wrap
Twenty-five around his cock; Twenty-five said Miller isn’t funny,
Bubba told them not to touch each other. Twenty-five and Miller went
back and forth, Miller wants to fight him in the Bubbagon, Twenty-five
said yes, Cowhead egged on the fight. The guys chanted that they close
it in, Miller said he knows Twenty-five, Twenty-five ran out of the
studio, Bubba said there’s no more of the guys touching each other, he
told Twenty-five too put his shirt back on. Someone made some monkey
noises; bubba thinks Twenty-five isn’t drunk. Cowhead said he’d like
to see the cage closes. Bubba told the guys they were done. Cowhead
said he likes both of them, Twenty-five told Miller to quit while he’s
ahead. Cowhead thinks a kick in the head would straighten Miller out,
Manson thinks Miller would be two for two in making people meltdown.
Cowhead asked what the problem was, Miller sang an apology, Cowhead
said he just wanted to fight him more. Bubba told one of the guys to
take Miller’s stuff away from him, Bubba said Miller owns everyone,
Bubba said he’s behind; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Janessa Brazil and Lexi come in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Breast
cancer awareness shirt. Bubba said Cowhead and Miller were chest to
chest, he told Miller not to mess with him. Bubba brought in Janessa
Brazil, Bubba said it went bad. Bubba apologized to Janessa, Cowhead
thinks she’s beautiful. Lexi came in, Bubba said she’s being
demanding. Bubba wants to get all the stuff out of the studio. Bubba
wonders why Lexi stood Jimmy up, bubba called a hammil a dumbass for
not closing the door. Lexi’s website is eroticneighbor.com; she thinks
she’s the hottest one on her blog, bubba asked how it works out. Lexi
said she’ not a porn star, Janessa said she only fs herself and
girls on the site. Spice wonders if she’s handy with a strap on,
Janessa said she couldn’t get the rhythm down. Bubba wondered why the
girls can’t have normal names. Bubba wondered how they broke up, Lexi
said there were issues, Brent thinks they were gay. Spice thinks he
was bad in bed, Lexi said he must’ve been good at eating pussy. bubba
wonders if it was Lexi’s webmaster, bubba thinks Jimmy Kleavis would
kick the other guy’s ass, she thinks he’s hot. Bubba asked her who
she’d pick, Janessa picked Jimmy. Bubba thinks Aubry Bitoni is worse,
he loves the wordy cunty. Spice got caught off guard with Lexi’s
website; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Janessa and Lexi spank each other

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
wonka” set. Bubba said Janessa was too busy playing with her
girlfriend’s tits. Bubba said he doesn’t want anything from her, Brent
has him reconsider. Janessa said she didn’t bring her wand, Bubba
thinks pussy art won’t translate well to radio. Bubba thinks Hammil is
being too artsy fartsy. Cowhead said he’d rather take a vibrating,
Lexi really liked the crop, Bubba thinks Lexi needs her ass whipped
for being a bad girl. Bubba thinks Lexi has nice meeting nipples,
Bubba said she’s going to be punished for not having the password
work. Spice wonders how guys get their cocks belittled, Lexi explained
it. bubba had Lexi have the nipple weights on, she was freaking out,
Bubba wants to put the weights on Lexi’s vagina, Bubba told Janessa to
chill out. bubba said Jimmy texted him saying he was Greek; he’d like
to put it in Lexi’s ass. Lexi said she likes pain, Bubba told Janessa
to just bring herself next time. Bubba had Janessa show her ass to
Cowhead, he likes it. Bubba told Janessa to really bring it, Lexi said
they could role-play, Cowhead suggested sisters. bubba was
disappointed with Janessa first hit, he liked the second one, he liked
the other one. Bubba asked Janessa if she’s into that, Janessa said
yes, she’d like to get spanked by Lexi, Cowhead really likes her ass.
Lexi hit Janessa few times; Cowhead said this is great; they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Janessa and Lexi shower scene

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the upcoming “bubba
Wonka” set. Cowhead likes the Monkees, Spice thinks there like a poor
man’s Beatles. Bubba said hi to the people in dwt, Cowhead thinks
Janessa and Lexi are hot. Bubba told Cowhead to go direct the shower
scene; Bubba likes how the girls are rubbing each other’s pussies.
Cowhead suggests Miller frees his own cum so he can eat it. Cowhead
directed Twenty-five; he said he likes Twenty-five better than Miller.
Bubba potted up the audio, Twenty-five told them what to do; Cowhead
loves how this is panning out. Bubba flipped out for Twenty-five not
moving his hand, Janessa was moaning, Spice thinks Twenty-five is
really dark, he thinks it’s like Two girls one cup. The girls were
moaning while Twenty-five was giving instructions, the girls didn’t
like when Twenty-five asked Janessa to fart. Mark in California asked
about the k and N air filters, Bubba explained it to him. Bubba told
the guy to not have his woman control him. They then ended the show a
few seconds later.