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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Channel 10 audio, sports scores

The show started off with Powerman 5,000 as bumper music. Bubba
selected the ball; he said that it landed on Ned’s ball a few times,
Ned thinks Bubba is a nutcase. Bubba likes how channel 10 shows you
the other stories in the corner, Brent said PTI on ESPN does that,
Bubba said he’s the fourth story, he told the anker to say it when she
said Bubba’s name, then followed that up by saying “A bay area
favorite”. We then heard some people talking about Bubba’s donations;
Bubba is impressed with the crosstalk. Spice wonders what Ned would
look like on TV. The guys then discussed the Dolphins game last night,
Manson thinks he’s powered by weed, Bubba then recapped some sports
scores, he then went on to thank the people of Orlando for opening up
a track. Bubba plugged the Miami appearance tonight; he said that Dr.
Dan Diaco reserved a spot. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Bubba’s Sting Ray Chevy appearance, Hogan VS. Flair audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Miami
appearance, then into “Spanky’s Thanksgiving” from “bubba’s Holiday
Classics Vol. 2”, track 7, and “The Holiday CD” disc 2, track 23.
Events include dressing Man well up like Pocahontas and screwing him
worse than all the native Americans put together, getting a female
midget dressed like a turkey, and ten guys get to baste her, and Elsie
the barmaid gets blindfolded, and goes around the bar bobbing for
turkey necks. Bubba had no idea what the music was, Spice said it’s
some swing movement song. Matt in California said he just got ordered
his Bubba Wonka and a T-shirt, he said he just got a nice inheritance,
he said he doesn’t’ need any more money. Bubba wonders how many people
are going to fly in that weekend and just show up, Matt said he’d let
the guys know, Bubba thinks Joe the Supermark would probably do that.
Bubba said he’s never had a problem with the IRS, he suggested the guy
get into blue chip stocks like Coke. Bubba thanked the people for
coming out to Sting Ray Chevy, he went on to say that Grady Jud has a
lot of moxy, he said they all got a picture with him, he said Steve
from Purple People movers couldn’t make it, he then went on to recap
the various amounts of money each person donated, he said he almost
cried when Officer Brown’s wife broke down. Bubba said as a show, they
need to do something for Mike Grady’s family, he wants to take care of
them next, he wants to do that in conjunction with thanking Orlando.
We then heard a clip of Hogan and Rick Flair arguing, Bubba and Spice
thinks Rick is drunk, he told Flair to settle down, the guys were
laughing their asses off at the clip. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Birthdays and emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into “Thank You For Being Todd Clem” from “Bubba’s new
and Misc hits Vol. 9”, track 5, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 4,
track 1. We then heard some messages from the fans, then into some Van
Morrison as bumper music. Bubba said David Reutimann will be on next
week to plug his golf event, he then plugged the stuff on btls.com, he
then plugged what’s coming up on the show. The guys discuss how the
public schools do Thanksgiving vacation, Spice think it’s lack of
funding, Bubba said he really likes getting out on Friday. Bubba went
over some birthdays; Spice thinks Billy Gene king couldn’t beat him in
Tennis. The guys wonder if Jamie Lee Curtis is a dude or not, Spice
thinks it’s a conflict. Bubba remembers one of his classmates who was
a nerd, but he became really cool when the guy brought in a playboy
issue. Bubba wonders when they’ll have a “Spice Messes with Blind
Lawrence” DVD, Spice said he likes him, he said he feels kind of bad
when he leaves, he said Tasha thinks the stuff he does to Lawrence is
mean, Manson said he doesn’t feel that bad if they didn’t like him,
Bubba thinks it’s their way of showing that they like him. Lamar in
Pulk County said he liked how Bubba put Grady Jud over. The first
email of the day wondered if they’re responsible for hospital room
fees, Bubba said no. Another emailer said they hate it when Bubba is
compared to Bob and Tom; the emailer went on to chide Bob and Tom.
Another emailer thinks the n word should be thrown out altogether,
Bubba thinks it’s just words. Another emailer asked about the chicken
dip the guys like, Bubba wonders where it is. Another emailer asked
for a plug for a bar on Davis Island, it’s called the anker bar.
Another emailer said they first heard some Ned bits on another
station, Bubba said someone is stealing their stuff. Another emailer
said Sirius has a listen online feature, Bubba said they might have a
lot more options by next year. Greg in South Florida said the urban
stations are getting a Bubba effect, he said there’s a lot of beeps
going on. Bubba thinks censorship is nonsense, Spice thinks it’s a
waste of money. Freddie in Miami said he’s excited about tonight.
Another emailer thanked Bubba for his work; Bubba thanked him for what
they’ve done. Another emailer thinks a sixth golden ticket is a great
prize, Bubba said when you get the sixth ticket, you get the whole
shooting match. Another emailer said there’s nothing in Dayton
compared to Bubba. Another emailer said they saw Bubba on Bay news 9,
the emailer thanked Bubba for his work. Jamey in Boston wondered if
Bubba would be going to Howard’s party, Bubba said he would go for his
love of Howard. Bubba went over the affiliate websites; they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Phil Hendrie discussions, Football picks

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Miami
appearance tonight, then into some messages from the fans, then into
some Notorious BIG as bumper music. Bubba came back goofing on Mili
Cyrus’s part in the song, he thinks the remix is much better, he said
he’s not about editing a man’s art. Bob in Mellborn said Phil Hendrie
gave him a shout out last night, he said that Ted Bell said bubba The
Love Sponge went to Ted’s of Beverly Hills, Manson said he’s great,
Bubba said when he talked with Howard, they discussed at length to get
Phil Hendrie on the satellite side of things. TJ in Miami said he’s
going to the appearance tonight. Kevin in Naples said he’s a manager
at a grocery store, Bubba guessed it was a prank, the guy said he’ll
kick Bubba’s ass, Bubba hung up on him. Bubba asked Brent if he heard
the Phil Hendrie mention, Brent said he knows Phil’s producer. The
guys went over they’re football picks; you can read those at btls.com.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Steve and Dan Diaco, Hogan calls in, Dave from Back9BBQ

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into some Jimi Hendrix as bumper music. We then heard
a promo for Steve and Dan Diaco, Bubba called them rock stars. Bubba
told Steve he got his message yesterday, he thanked him for what he
did, Steve said the Vincent family was confronted with charges of
flipping MJ off, Steve said they made sure that the appropriate people
know what’s going on. Bubba said Norman Konella is a bad man, in a
good way. Bubba recapped a story when Joe diaco chewed Dan out for
something. Steve thanked the Bubba Army for staying away from MJ,
Bubba thinks people should reverse it on him and say how great he is,
Steve said kill him with kindness, Manson as MJ said that was a
threat, this had the guys laughing their asses off. Bubba said Clear
Channel is making a big error paying MJ the money they pay him; he
said that today is Steve’s wife’s birthday. Lorry said she had a
breast augmentation a few years ago, something went wrong after, she
found out she was pregnant, the doctor said he would fix them after
the pregnancy, it never worked out, she said she was stressed out like
a coke can. Bubba said Hogan was on the line, we then heard one of his
bumpers. Bubba thinks Hogan has a lot of juice, Hogan came on in an
Australian accent, Hogan thinks the previous caller complaining, Bubba
thinks Hogan sounds really good. Hogan said he’s going to bed now,
he’s having his first show tomorrow, Hogan said he didn’t know
anything about the business, he said he got the biggest wakeup call of
his life, he said he got worked big time. Bubba wondered about the
toilets flushing counter clockwise, Hogan said it just goes straight
down with a turbo flush. Bubba said a lot of people are talking about
TNA, he thinks Dixie is on board with what he has, Hogan said he’s
going out guns a blazing. Bubba thinks Hogan is a better person not
being with Linda, he said that Ed Graziano got his house repossessed.
Bubba told Hogan to be careful over there; he let him go a short time
later. Bubba went back to Lorry, Lorry said she wasn’t pregnant when
she got the augmentation, Dan gave her the wha treatment; he then said
he was only kidding about that. Dan asked her if he took the whole
nipple off, Lorry said yes, the guys had some fun after she said they
were done in Pasco County. Dan explained what he could do for her;
Bubba said if you don’t get picked, you’d get correspondents from
Dan’s office. Chris in St. Augustine said he has a problem, he had a
divorce, he said his house caught on fire, Bubba hung up on him, Spice
joked it was caused by mystery lightning. Bubba said David from
Back9BBQ was there with the chicken dip, he listed some Honey Baked
Ham locations that have it; Steve said he’d like to try it. Bubba said
Chris Speelman’s wife died from breast cancer last night, he said he’s
heard Chris in interviews; he always takes time to discuss breast
cancer. Dan said he’d like to do a breast examination on Ned, Ned said
he’d do it under the guise of research. Dan said some new guidelines
are out saying women don’t need mammograms, he thinks it’s a travesty,
he thinks women should get pap smears and mammograms, he said a self
examination, he said breast cancer deaths are decreasing for self
examination, ned wonders if he needs to disrobe, Bubba told ned not to
take his pants off. Dan said they’re checking Ned for lumps, Spice
said the other techniques is with his tongue. Ned thinks in order for
this to be on the same level, Dan should take his pants off. Dan told
Ned to lay down and put his arm over his head, and make circles with
his hand, Ned is bummed out he doesn’t get a happy ending. Dan said he
knows someone who is 28; she developed a bi lateral toomer. Bubba took
a call from a guy who said he has two painful lumps under his nipples,
Dan said it happens to a lot of people, Bubba had to dump Dan for
saying tits, Manson thinks Dan can say it, Bubba said Dan is the kind
of guy who reads the directions. Michelle said she has a pace maker,
she wonders if she could get a boob job, Dan suggested she contact her
brother who does that. Debra said she had a breast reduction, she’s
having an issue with something, under her arm, the circulation gets
cut off if she sleeps on her side, Dan suggested she get it checked
out. Dan said the four fs for a gall bladder to be removed are fat,
forty, female and fertile. Bubba said he’d like to keep the guys on
the air to have them try the chicken dip. Brent asked if breast
reduction is being outlawed, the guys were shocked. Dan’s website is
doctordiaco.com, his number is 18888diacos, he said he’ll be in Miami.
Bubba had the guys try the chicken dip; he liked how Dan was reading
the directions. Dan liked it, Dave from Back9BBQ said there’s just
four ingredients in the dip, Dan said it’s like crack, he thinks he
sees more than four ingredients, Dave said it gets refrigerated, Bubba
wanted to name it after himself, Spice and Brent impersonated Bubba
talking about the dip, the guys were laughing there asses off at that,
Manson thinks the show has come to a halt, Dave said the dip is $10.
Bubba thanked the guys for coming in, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Chicken dip, Miami Appearance

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into the Beach boys as bumper music. Bubba said Ned
isn’t there, as he has commandeered the chicken dip, Manson is bummed
out he’s got nothing; he wants Manson to try it. Bubba said he really
loves the chicken dip, he thinks it’s the most amazing thing he’s ever
had, he told Dave that he blows his diet. Ronnie in Pasco county said
he’s trying the dip, Bubba doesn’t’ believe it, the guy then told
Manson to hold on, as he has an impersonation for Manson, Bubba hung
up on him. Bubba said a country store near him used to have stuff like
this. Dave said he’d like to sell it to a restaurant. The number is
813-451-0173. Brent said he loves it, but he doesn’t eat meat, Dave
said he’s making a shrimp one for Brent. Spice as Bubba said some
stuff, this had the guys laughing, Dave said he’ll put some on the
plane, Spice joked that they’ll get stopped for that. Bubba thinks
this trip will make him nervous, he said this is the litmus test,
Spice joked that Kevin Vargas hired a bunch of extras. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – “I Made it To The USA”, tipping discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs Of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans, then into Ned’s “Mr.
Wrong Is Me” from “bubba show classics Vol. 11”, track 19. We then
heard a news clip about Bubba’s check presentation. We then heard Bob
Seger’s “Hollywood Nights” as bumper music, Bubba said this was a good
selection, Ned thinks Bob had six packs of smokes a day. Mike said
he’ll be in Miami tonight, he wondered if Brent will burn a wheel,
Bubba said Brent would never turn down marijuana, he went on to say
that one of the radio stations in Miami has a song called “I Made It
In Miami”, it sounds like Manson and Berlin, he said he knows DJ Laz.
Heath in Davenport said on the tna pay-per-view fans were saying how
Hogan sucks. We then heard the clip the guy was talking about, the
song parodies “Party In the USA”, Bubba thinks it’s pretty good, Spice
likes the music video, Manson thinks some of the vocals are a little
flat. Bubba thinks the previous caller was an idiot, he said he would
be the first to say that the bit sucked if that was the case, he said
DJ Laz is kicking his ass. We then heard a news clip about Oprah’s TV
show going off the air in 2011. Spice said he can’t exactly hate on
her for her following. Bubba told Spice the guidelines about tipping
over the holidays, he said he hates this stuff, he wonders where it
starts. Mike said Dj Laz lives two houses down from him, Manson said
it’s not a rip-off of anything they’ve done. Spice said he gets
various professions that require tipping, he doesn’t get other places,
he said Huff texted him, he said he doesn’t like having to tip the guy
who gives you gum in the bathroom. Bubba thinks you’d have to be a
millionaire to tip people, Spice said he doesn’t like people in
general; he doesn’t want to throw money at people. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Aubry Huff calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for tonight’s Miami
appearance, then into “Main Street” as bumper music. Bubba went to
Aubry Huff, he doesn’t know what team he’s going to be on, he went on
to say that he’s not like Spice with his money, Bubba said Spice is
the worst with his money. Bubba wondered how much of a tip has Aubry
given a bat boy, Aubry said it all depends, he said one of the guys
got tipped $10,000. Bubba asked what the most outrageous stuff has
Huff ever done, Aubry said he just uses them for what they do, Spice
said Aubry has a casino in his house. Bubba asked Aubry what he has,
Aubry listed off the stuff he has, Spice thinks Aubry dealing nude is
hilarious. Bubba said they’re speaking in parody, if you believe it
you’re a sucka. Bubba asked Huff if he’d like to come back to Tampa,
Aubry said yes. Bubba asked Aubry why he left Detroit, Aubry said it
was weird to him. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Bubba lowers the price for Bubba Wonka

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into
“Juicey” as bumper music. Bubba told Ned he could take the ball gag
out of his mouth, he said the Colombian-match.com girls provided a
horrible segment, Brent said it took him six hours to get rid of the
headache he had. Bubba said he’s promised a promo code for
BubbaArmy.com, he thinks he knows how to change the price, he said
Dave gave him ping pong balls with 1-400 on them, he said he’s taking
a big risk, he got caught off guard with someone outside his office,
Spice said it was one of Mike’s pilots, Bubba said you don’t want to
be mean to those guys. Ned said he tells the pilot to shut up and fly
the plane. Bubba said he’s taking a big risk by doing this, he said
you can’t do percentages, Ned thinks Bubba is a moron, he told Bubba
to think these things through, he said there’s a difference between
swagger and foolishness. Bubba told Ned about Bubba Wonka.com, Ned
called Tom Bean a buttoned up asshole, he thinks they should have Tom
serve drinks. Bubba got the bucket of balls, ned thinks Bubba has
jiggled balls before, Spice and Brent clowned Bubba a little. We heard
him go through the balls, he then stopped to ask the guys if they
should lock in a time, Manson suggested they go all weekend, Bubba
said he would do that, Spice and Brent agreed, Ned said Friday at
10:30, he said it gives them ten minutes to buy it at a lower price,
bubba then thinks they should do it until Monday at 10:30. Bubba went
back to going through the balls, Brent said it’s not good, ned thinks
it was a bad idea to begin with, Bubba said this idea didn’t work out,
Dave said he spent $194 with ping pong balls, Brent told Bubba he’s
bound by this. Bubba said he’s thinking about having it on the
website. Brent said you could get an ounce of weed for that, he asked
Big dick to come in, Bubba wants to put a $0.99 on it, Big dick
cracked up at this, Bubba said he’s not talking about it anymore, ned
thinks he’s an asshole. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Russ’s shitty phone, Bubba flips out over the website

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “Doug Clem Song” from “bubba Show classics
Vol. 11”, track 15. We then heard “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” as
bumper music, Bubba doesn’t like the selection. Bubba asked people to
get off of Btls.com and bubbaArmy.com, as big dick can’t get on, Spice
as Big dick said he’s frustrated, Brent said Sluggo is about to have a
nervous breakdown, he suggested people go to Clips4sale.com, Bubba
suggested Janessabrazil.com. Bubba potted up the audio of the site,
Bubba talked to the clip a little, he’s not sure how good radio this
is, Spice as Bubba said me a few times, Manson thinks the dicks are
getting on the site just to close it down. Spice thinks they should
separate the web guys and hear each story individually. Bubba said
he’s on btls.com, James said the servers have been brought down; Brent
thinks he’s just patronizing him. Bubba thinks they’re on a slippery
slope, Spice said they have servers, but there from the olive Garden,
Brent as a nerd said no one can crash his site, Bubba said he’s heard
that stuff all his life. Bubba wonders what’s up with the website;
James said a bunch of people got on it. Bubba had the Ferret on, he
thinks the phone sounds horrible, Bubba mocked him for the phone
sounding like that, Manson as the Ferret said he was sitting on the
phone, he told Bubba to smell his farts. Russ said he’s talking to him
on the phone he normally uses, Spice thinks it sounds like someone
calling in a bomb threat, Bubba told him to work the mic on the phone
like he normally does. Bubba said he got on BubbaArmy.com. Russ said
the last time he did it was a year ago, Bubba thinks it doesn’t make
it right. Bubba had a hard time understanding what Ferret was saying,
Manson as the Ferret said he was rubbing his balls on the phone. Bubba
asked James how the stuff is wired, James said this is a fairly good
setup, Bubba thinks Lue Perlman fingered James’s ass. Spice said big
dick got it changed, but the page won’t load. Bubba mocked the way
Russ talks into the phone. Bubba said he gives up on the website, he
said nothing ever works around there, he said he’s sick of this crap,
he said now looks stupid. Russ thinks they should change internet
companies, bubba thinks Russ is being a dick; he said he wants his
stones back. Bubba told the people to sign off the website, or else
the price won’t be lowered. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Pedro, Joe the Supermark and Randy Bernet calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the various locations
where you can buy BubbaArmy.com merch. We then heard Manson’s “Tuck
Rock”. Bubba came back on and said he’s getting conflicting reports on
the website. Steve in Utah thinks Bubba’s show is pussified; he thinks
Bubba had bigger balls before he got fired. Bubba wonders what he
supposed to do, Steve suggests Bubba stopping talking about MJ, he
said the show has gone downhill; Bubba apologized for Sirius cutting a
horrible deal. Bubba challenged the guy’s credentials, he told the guy
to shut up. We then heard Pedro’s bumper, Bubba told him he
single-handedly saved the Colombian segment, he thinks Bubba should’ve
thrown them out. Pedro asked for a favor, he said he set up a
Facebook, he thinks a lot of people are homos he asked for the girls
to add him on Facebook, he thinks getting a friend request from
another guy is homo, Pedro said his address on there is
facebook.com/pedro69, he said he’s looking for women, he said he lives
in Washington Hites in New York, he said he’s looking for anyone.
Spice asked about some girls from Super fan roundtable, Pedro said one
of the girls named Lorry is the love of his life, Pedro said he
doesn’t’ want to mess it up, Pedro said he’s 32, Brent said he likes
Sal’s line of “lie your balls off”. Bubba said Joe the Supermark is
on, Joe said he was there, Bubba thinks he doesn’t have his
positioning statement, Joe did his own little thing. Spice said Joe
told Al-kida to shove it for trying to sell a picture. Joe said Al
tried to work him, Spice thinks it’s not a bad deal, Joe said he’s not
paying for a picture. Joe went over some Bubba show related birthdays,
he said that Spice is supposed to provide Pizza for them; Spice told
him it was good hearing from him. Joe said he couldn’t get in on
BubbaArmy.com. Randy Bernet said that Bubba’s name was getting thrown
around. Randy went on to say that he saw a Bubba Army flag on a
trailer at a race, Bubba thinks Jessica Zimpkin has big tits, Spice
thinks she has a fat ass. Bubba asked the guys to look at her picture;
Spice thinks she doesn’t look bad, Bubba wonders why Spice has to be
such a dick. Bubba pulled up another picture; he thinks it’s not that
cool, he thinks it’s how rumors get started. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba Neezer Scrooge

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “bubba Wonka”, then
into “Bubba Neezer Scrooge” from “N.F.C”, track 23, “bubba’s Holiday
classics Vol. 1”, track 9, and “The holiday CD” disc 1, track 1. The
bit is a spoof of Charles Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol”, with Bubba as
Scrooge, and Spice and Brent as his workers. Bubba tells them they can
go home to spend Christmas with their families, under the condition
that they don’t get paid, adding that they drop the English accents.
Ned plays all three ghosts, sniffing blow the whole time. In the past,
we learn the family can’t stand Bubba for fing the shop vac. In the
present, various BRN members voice there disgust with Bubba. In the
future, Twenty-five Cent is pissing on Bubba’s grave, showing his
disgust for being the token guy to say n. Bubba asks Ned if it’s
too late to change, ned said he has to go take a shit. Bubba wakes up
and, after learning its Christmas day, he hales a taxi to manson’s
Christmas party. He wishes everyone there a merry Christmas, however
the celebratory atmosphere is short lived. After inviting the party
goers to go to the Dollhouse with him, he gets denied, reverting back
to his old ways, telling everyone to f off. He leaves in a huff,
only to come back and say “F tiny Tim Too”, the bit closes with an
announcer saying the bit was brought to you by Levitra, “Help keeping
your cock hard for the holidays”. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – Manson as Billy Mays out takes, Scout and Big gulp calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans. Bubba
called Ned an asshole for his message, he wonders if ned does creative
stuff anymore. Bubba thinks he and Manson need to go to Back9BBQ
rehab, as he thinks they’ve had too much. We then heard a clip of
Manson as Billy Mays saying some stuff. Manson said he shot the Billy
Mays for cocaine bit, he said it turned into a bunch of out takes,
Bubba really likes Tony for his work. We then heard Manson’s “Billy
Mays For cocaine” from “Bubba show classics Vol. 11”, track 20. Bubba
wants to have a screen shot of Manson dressed as Billy Mays. Brent
said one time, Billy Mays and Hogan called them, Bubba doesn’t
remember it, he accused Brent of being high, he then told him to get
back on the meat, Bubba said he can’t wait for this stuff to be
released, he thinks he should rent his house out for infomercials.
Brent said they’ll have the call from January 19, 2007. Bubba said
he’s been told that Billy was impossible to deal with. Bubba told
Spice to send Billy Mays III the clip, we then heard Scout and Big
Gulp’s bumper. Scout came on and said that they were cruising through
Mississippi, Bubba wonders if dildos are illegal there, Scout
admonished a trucker for throwing stuff out on the highway. Scout said
that Big gulp spit out some kids a while ago, she said she was just
being a smart ass. Bubba wonders why they’re going to Orlando, Scout
said they have a friend who has a baby, she used to get paid to eat
pussy back in the day, she said they’ll put some old bubba box sets
out for people who want them. Bubba asked her if they pick up the same
trailer, Scout said no, Bubba said he’s trying to get a back door
sticker, he thinks they should have Bubba Royalty. Jared on protection
said ned rules and hung up. Jim in Baltimore had a f, merry kill for
him. Oprah, Rosie and Ellen, Brent said it’s an easy one. Bubba said
he would f Ellen, merry Oprah, and kill Rosie. Manson said he’d
kill oprah and merry Rosy. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Bubba talks with Billy Mays replay, emails, Janie Cakes Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard some messages from the fans. Bubba
played Slide Job Jones’s bumper and brought him on, Slide said that
Good year has messed up something, Bubba thinks Good year are being
dicks. Some rang the bell, followed by a gong, Slide wondered if an
African concert was going on, we then heard some anti racing bumpers
with some noises, Bubba said he offered Sirius all the stuff he could,
but it didn’t happen, he thinks they might be sold out. Bubba told
Brent his memory is like that of a serial murderer, we then heard the
clip, he thinks they should run it, as various people might have flash
backs. In the clip, Bubba called to tell Hogan that Bam Bam died,
Bubba said he doesn’t remember Billy Mays talking to him, Brent thinks
bubba has a ton of stuff going on in his head, he said this was six
days after Ned smashed Brooke’s car. Billy Mays came on the line,
Spice had him do a spot for Sirius, Billy did it, Bubba thinks they
missed the boat, he admonishes Brent for not remembering this clip, he
mentioned Blind Lawrence. Bubba thinks Hogan sounded low energy
compared to Billy. Bubba said when Hogan says someone is brutal, it
means the other person parties harder than he is. The first email of
the day asked about the golden ticket, Bubba said it’s the whole
thing. Another emailer wondered if they’ll do a Bubba199, bubba said
yes. Another emailer asked about podcasting, Bubba said in a year,
everything will shake out. Another emailer asked about the chicken
dip, Bubba said its back9bbq.com. Another emailer said Christian
chicks are the dirtiest in bed, he pretends to be born again. Another
emailer asked for a Bubba199, Bubba said he’ll do it today. The last
email asked about being responsible for the hospital room, Bubba said
that’s not the case. Zach in Minnesota said they are doing solar
running cars, Spice gave him the knock knock treatment. Coon dog in
Alabama said some stuff, Bubba had no idea what he was saying. Coon
Dog thinks Bubba is pussified, we then heard “the Boopity Song” from
“Bubba show classics vol. 11”, track 23, Spice thinks the guy’s phone
is worse than the Ferret’s, Manson thinks this is Soulja boy’s son,
coon dog said he’s got titties in his mouth. Bubba called up his Mom,
he has a bit of a situation, he thinks she never answers the phone
these days, she picked up, we then heard her bumper. Bubba asked what
the weather will be like, Janie said snow on Thursday. Bubba wonders
what he should wear, Janie said Heather called her this morning to
talk about that. Bubba told Spice to take his counter programming hat
off, Spice said he would. Bubba said the girl Jill Kissel is
organizing the event, she asked Bubba for a bunch of Bubba Army merch,
Russ came to him and recapped it, he thinks it’ll look like he’s
bragging, Janie said people in Warsaw know, Manson said he understands
where he’s coming from, Manson thinks it’s a no win situation. Janie
thinks it will be appreciated, she said some Chinese dude got her
Bubba Army shirt, Ned wonders if she sucked his cock, Bubba thinks it
hasn’t happened in a long time. Janie told the guys to bite her. Spice
asked her how many dicks she had inside of her, Janie thinks Spice is
the biggest dick ever. Janie said that the way she was treated, why
she didn’t have more guys around her. Ned told Janie to stab Jeff’s
asshole, Bubba thinks they’re old. Jeff came on and said he cares,
Spice asked Jeff about Doug, Jeff said he couldn’t give a shit, ned
thinks Doug is twice the man Jeff is. Jeff said it doesn’t matter to
him, ned called Jeff a pussy, Jeff said f you to Ned. Bubba listed
some names – Jay Parky – no. Monty Gashorn – kind of. Stan Zachery –
kind of. Bubba said he couldn’t think of any others, he said Jeff
started out as his math tutor and ended up marrying Janie. Bubba told
Janie to try some chicken dip from back9bbq, Jeff said he had to go,
Janie said they just played around. Bubba said he saw Anne Zachery’s
pussy hair once, he then recapped how it went down. Bubba went over
the girls he used to beat off to, Bubba told her about talking blind
glen through a jacking, Janie said no, Bubba thinks it’s fed up
that she’s not helping out, Janie eventually said she’d do it, Bubba
asked Spice to write up a script. Bubba chided the guys for mentioning
Doug clem, we then heard Ned’s “Doug Clem song” They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages from the fans, then into “Rubber
Band Man” as bumper music. He said there’s no way he can do Bubba199,
Spice told him to get after it. Randy said Bubba Wonka is great, he
said he read Hogan’s book, he suggested people go out and buy it.
bubba said he’ll give Randy $500, Randy thanked him for doing that,
the money was provided by Pennystockchaser.com. Derrick said bubba Raw
volume 4 is the best one yet. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba199

Coming out of commercials, we heard “for those About To Rock” as
bumper music, Bubba said he has a lot of buttons to deal with. We then
heard a promo for the station as the song played, he thinks if you
don’ like this song, you’re queer, Bubba said they’re targeting white
rugged men. We then heard another bumper, Ned said they’re targeting
white rugged man. We then heard another bumper, then into “Alright
Now”. We then heard another promo, then into Kurdis Blow’s
“Basketball”, Bubba sang along with it. We then heard another bumper,
then into “Hollywood Nights”. Bubba said it may sound like a train
wreck, but it should work itself out, Brent said that Seger kicks ass.
We then heard another promo, then into “American Woman”, Brent said
this isn’t the bullshit Lenny Cravits version. We then heard another
bumper, Bubba said you’re a homo if you don’t like the song. Bubba
said Taylor got some free Sirius units for Bubba’s high school
reunion. We then heard another promo, then into “Black Betty”, Bubba
said whenever he hears the song, he thinks of Artie or Kenny Powers.
Bubba said he’d like to run all the over thinkers, they then ended the
show a few seconds later.