Friday, November 06, 2009

Top Stories:
Shooting reported at Orlando high-rise
Plant City soldier’s funeral procession to pass through Tampa
12 killed, 31 wounded in gun rampage at Fort Hood army base
Man Stabs Himself To Avoid Working Shift At Blockbuster Video
‘You hit a what?’ Oklahoma couple nearly slams into elephant on freeway
Burnt Dolls Put In Brewer’s Sister’s Pool
S.C. man who had sex with horse gets 3-year sentence

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

FM Show

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Miami ratings discussed

The show started off with “Papa Was A Rolling Stone” as bumper music.
Bubba started off by saying he pulled his own ball for the bumper
music, he then recapped some sports scores, as well as the latest
stuff on BubbaRaw.com, he thinks the song is for Ned, Ned thinks the
guy has a lot of moxy. Bubba plugged the 12 Boobs of Christmas®
appearance tomorrow in Jacksonville. Bubba said he’d like his road to
lead to a race track, he said it was disturbing to watch Tom take a
needle to the lips yesterday, he said he’s also disturbed by the Miami
weeklies, he said he doesn’t get it, he thinks Miami doesn’t have any
rugged white men. Bubba thinks it won’t be long before the people in
Miami get diss in franchised with them, he thinks they’re like Lex and
Terry in Tampa with their Miami affiliate, he thinks Cox is having
meetings behind his back. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Miami Ratings

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Manson, then into “Peaceful Easy Feeling” as bumper music.
Bubba plugged the stuff on BubbaRaw.com and BubbaArmy.com. Bubba went
over the shows that are beating them 25-54, he thinks they should do
what “those Two Girls In The Morning” do, he thinks they should hang
it up if they’re going to get beat by a country station; Manson thinks
it’s not the market for them. Carlos said he has five sisters, they
don’t like the show, the claim is that they’re too redneck, Bubba hung
up on him a few seconds later. TC thinks he was the only guy who
listened to the show; he said the people on the Country station are
new people. Tony in Miami thinks advertising has a lot to do with it,
he said Miami isn’t a rock town. Bubba thinks if you’re a former New
Yorker, they’re more like Howard Stern. Louie said the other shows
have billboards, he said they shouldn’t be in 19th place; he said
he’ll give the money back if it doesn’t work out. We then heard a
Spanish bumper, Bubba recapped the billboard situation, Manson said
all you’d need is one, we then heard some more bumpers, Bubba thinks
they should’ve used the one about him making Fidel Castro looking like
a teddy bear. Drew said he picks the show up in three different areas,
he said a lot of the people up at six are blue collar workers, he said
the term white trash causes people to tune out, Bubba Eviled him a few
seconds later, he thinks Miami isn’t for him, Spice thinks they should
just break up with them, Bubba said they dated, but he got nothing.
Tony wondered if Bubba was in West Palm, he thinks its location. Sean
in Miami thinks they’re on the wrong station, Bubba said he’d believe
that theory if the ratings were different. Spice said they’re like
that hot chick who lives next door, Bubba said Cox doesn’t let them go
out to the beach, Brent said they’re treated like the Taliban, Bubba
thinks it’s outrageous, he wonders how much one billboard will cost.
Bubba and Spice recreated a situation about that, where Spice is a
Clear channel guy, where it ends with Spice hanging up on him. Bubba
wants to get an electronic billboard that flips from Spanish to
English; Manson said it would be too expensive; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. We then
heard Manson’s “F*** You New York”. Bubba said they were joining Elton
John in progress, the guys bag on him getting tainted meat. We then
heard a news clip about that. Bubba thinks they should change the name
of the tour from “Face to Face” to “Face to Pillow”, he then suggests
“Face Down Ass Up”. Bubba went over some birthdays, the guys think
Maria Shriver is ugly, the guys cracked up at Spice’s Arnold
impersonation, Manson thinks Spice is losing it, he thinks Sally
Fields looked hot in “Smoky And The Bandit”. Bubba said Pat Tillman
would’ve been 33 today, the guys discuss his life. Spice said he was
in Vegas, Peter Brady’s girl was there dancing in her underwear. Bubba
said Leif Garret had it all, but blew it. Jack in Tampa came on, Bubba
wonders what his business is, Jack said he has an aluminum company, he
said he got a Bubba Wonka set, he said he got number 50, he didn’t get
the golden ticket. Jack said he hasn’t listened to it yet, his wife
snagged it before he got it, he likes the packaging. Bubba said he
can’t wait for someone to call up and say they’ve got a golden ticket.
The first email of the day said they really enjoyed Manson’s new bit.
Another emailer asked when they’ll do a Bubba 199, Bubba said they’ll
get it. Another emailer loved the Yankees song. Another emailer asked
Bubba to help him out with a project on why shock jocks are so
popular. Another emailer asked about Bubba Raw 4, Brent thinks hammil
knows more about it. Another emailer asked about a discount Dr. diaco
gives away, Bubba thinks he’ll incorporate it. Another emailer asked
about the Propofol song on iTunes, Bubba thinks it’s not up there
(Bubba Show classics Vol. 11, track 3). Another emailer said they love
the show, they wonder why Bubba isn’t in more cities. Another emailer
thinks Bubba is coming better with age. Another emailer wonders if
bubba will do a meet and greet when he comes home to Indian, Bubba
said he’d be afraid that he has only five listeners there. Another
emailer said the rig has Bubba on eight hours a day. Another emailer
thinks Bubba’s kid is boring, Spice said Tyler is a better name than
Bubba’s original choice, Ezra; he went on to say that the presto pizza
maker Bubba likes is still available. Brent said the next pizza day is
November 13, Spice said the coupon expires today, Bubba calls him out
on that, Spice then said it’s expires on November 30. Bubba thinks
Papa john’s should change the name of a pizza to the Bubba. Another
emailer said his friend went as Hogan for Halloween, the guys cracked
up at the photo, Spice thinks the hair looks like a wig. Mica thinks
Ned rocks. John in Miami said there is a Young Ron and Paul pizza.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “Blame It On the Propofol” from “Bubba Show
Classics Vol. 11”, track 3. We then heard some Nickelback as bumper
music. Bubba said Ned is on the fence of going to Jacksonville, he
said as the girl’s id shows that she’s 21, its okay. Bubba thinks he
should’ve done the snake round up, he read an article about that,
Spice thinks they should just drop them off at Busch Gardens. We then
heard a news clip about a woman who called 911 on herself, the guys
crack up when the woman said “I am them”. Bubba thinks she’s dumber
than tom the Treeman, he wonders what humbling means, Manson can’t
believe Tom is coming back. Bubba said he didn’t know anything about
Fort Hood, Manson said he didn’t know either, he was out drinking,
Bubba said he goes a few days without TV. Spice said he’s a TV guy, he
thinks Dave Rice lives very Amish like. We then heard a news clip
about the Fort Hood shooter, Bubba said he gets his news fix here.
Bubba thinks military people should give both times, he thinks it’s a
problem the guy is enlisted. Bubba thinks he shouldn’t have voted for
anyone, Brent said the guy reconverted to Islam. Jeff in Boca said the
guy also majored in making bombs, he said the guy was investigated for
six months. We then heard a news clip about a teenager who was
arrested for having a body in a dryer, Manson recapped how it went
down. Bubba got caught off guard with someone talking in the clip. We
then heard a news clip about some shootings, Bubba thinks golden
chains aren’t that popular, he thinks non English speaking people
should just leave. Bubba thinks everyone should have to take a test to
be in America, Brent said only 29% of high school students in Oklahoma
knew that George Washington was the first President. Spice thinks Mr.
T is running around Miami. Brent in Chicago said he watched TNA last
night, he said he saw Dixie on TV saying she’s had people try to tell
her how to run the company, Bubba said he’s having a meeting with her
soon. Brent wonders about Ultimate fighter, Bubba said they can’t talk
about it much; he thinks Houston Alexander will be on the show. Bubba
said that Anna Nicole smith was gassy for the last six months of her
life, we then heard a clip about that, Manson thinks she’s retarded,
the guys go over some white trash people, we then heard Manson’s
“She’s the Octomom” from “Bubba’s New and Misc hits Vol. 9”, track 10,
and “the Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 4. The song spoofs “Ice Cream
Man” by Van Halen, and wishes that Octomom would die; they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Football picks, Iraq discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas® appearances, then into “Piano Man” as bumper music. Bubba
asked Ned if he likes the song, Ned said it’s alright. We then heard
the Monday night football music; he thinks they can do the picks now.

Ravens at Bangles – Spice Ravens, Manson Bangles, Brent Ravens, Bubba
Ravens, Ned Ravens
Phins at Pats – Brent Pats, Bubba Pats, Spice Pats, Manson Phins, Ned Phins
Chiefs at jags – Spice Jags, Bubba jags, Manson Jags, Ned KC, Brent jags
Packers at Tampa – Ned said go bucs
Skins at Falcons – Brent Falcons, Manson Falcons, Spice Falcons, Bubba
falcons, Ned Skins
Cardinals at Bears – Spice Bears, Manson Bears, Bubba Bears, Ned Arizona
Texans at colts – ned Texans, Bubba thinks the game is a no brainer.
Panthers at saints – Ned Panthers, everyone else likes the Saints
Detroit at Seattle – ned Lions
Titans at San Fran – ned titans
Chargers at Giants – Spice Giants, Brent chargers, Bubba giants,
Manson Giants, Ned chargers
Dallas at Eagles – Brent Cowboys, Spice Eagles, Manson Eagles, Bubba
Eagles, Ned Cowboys
Stealers at Denver – Brent Stealers, Bubba Stealers, Manson Stealers,
Spice Denver, Ned Denver

Bubba said a lot of people came out to honor the fallen soldier Bubba
talked about yesterday, we then heard a news clip about that. Bubba
thinks what we’re doing over there is ridiculous, Spice thinks the
politicians don’t support the troops; he said it’s just a numbers game
with the troops. Brent said ever since we left Vietnam, they haven’t
bugged America. Bubba pointed out the generator; he said channel 13
normally doesn’t do that. Wes in Orlando said what the guys are saying
is accurate. The guy said he’s been to 27 different Countries; they
don’t like America for us poking them. Bubba said we’re already doing
12-15 billion dollars a month over there. Travis said he’s a vet
himself, he said he’s served in various places, he said the mentality
the previous caller has is based on him going to college. Bubba asked
him if he ever thought about what America wants, Travis said it’s hard
overseas. Bubba wonders why we’re making Iraq a better place; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. We then
heard AWB’s “Pick Up The Pieces”. Bubba got caught off guard with a
can opening, ned said it was him, he was cracking open a Miller Lite,
the guys like the sixteen ounce cans. Bubba said Dave told him the gun
safe where they have hard drives is full, Dave said it’s like a Wall
mart of guns, he said they’ve got a bottle of Apple-pie moonshine,
Hogan’s gold, and archived stuff. the guys think if they sent
Twenty-five down to Miami with that gold, he’d get shot. Bubba said
the guys wouldn’t believe his weekend, Spice asked, Bubba told him
what he’s got on tap, Spice wonders if heather likes that he’s busy,
Bubba said heather and Julia are partaking in a horse thing this
weekend. Bubba said next week is worse, he then went over what he’s
got coming up, he said he needs a break from life, he doesn’t think
that sounds good. Spice thinks Bubba would be board if he did that,
Bubba said he doesn’t like the meetings he has to go to. We then heard
a news clip about a guy who had a woman as his sex slave, Spice can’t
get over the music, Bubba thinks the guy should be killed at high
Noon. We then heard a news clip about a woman who tried selling her
baby for a tank of gas, the guys think the baby wants to be bought.
The guys think it’s a der der situation, we then heard “dueling Der
Ders” from “bubba show classics Vol. 11”, track 14. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Manson, then into manson’s “harmonizing with Hatley”. We
then heard “Ramblin’ Man” as bumper music. Ned really likes the song,
Bubba thinks people in Miami don’t like it, we then heard a Spanish
bumper. Bubba went through his iPod looking for something Miami
friendly, Manson thinks the guy gets kicked in the balls, the guys
cracked up at this. Spice said he was at South Beach, he saw a hot
chick with a homeless man. We then heard “Riders on the Storm”. We
then heard a news clip about people not getting jobs because of their
looks. Ned thinks the guy should get his ugly ass out of the office.
Bubba told Spice his look isn’t working out, he thinks they fooled 93
Rock for not supplying a picture. We then heard a news clip about a
guy who calls himself the minister of Marijuana, Bubba thinks it could
be Brent. Bubba wonders if the Bible has a recipe for pot, Brent said
a recipe doesn’t exist. Manson said the problem is, the guy will go to
jail for what he does, but Catholic priests who touch kids won’t go to
jail for what they do to kids. We then heard Manson’s “You Better Not
smoke Pot” from “bubba’s new and Misc hits vol. 6”, track 10, and “the
Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 12. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Jeff Arthur visits

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. We then
heard “roadhouse blues” by The doors as bumper music. Bubba asked for
Spice to get the guest, Jeff Arthur who is a jingle rider. Manson said
he sang the bumper music at Bubba’s wedding. Jeff came in, Bubba said
he had no idea Jeff wrote some old jingles. We then heard one for
Hooters, Spice thinks it sounds like Jimmy hart’s song. Jeff said they
forced the Buccaneers’s jingle on them, we then heard it, Jeff said
this was when they won their first central division championship in
1979, Bubba said we used to be so nice back in the day. Spice asked
Jeff he’s a millionaire, Jeff said no. We then heard the blockbuster
night one, Manson thinks it’s long. Jeff said they get four singers
and stack them on top of each other. Bubba said Jeff is attempting to
have the most cell phones ringing, the site is heyheytampabay.info,
Spice wonders if people will be at the game, Bubba thinks they should
call a Green Bay station. They then ended the show a few seconds
later.

Sirius show

Segment 1 – Various discussions

The show started off with some messages from the fans, then into
“Juicey”. Bubba thinks Ned has a problem, he thinks Ned is being real,
he said it’s like hatley on jack Daniels, Brent wondered why Bubba had
to say that; Ned said it’s all entertainment. Bubba said they know
it’s Ned on Saynow.com, he asked ned to own up, Ned broke down and
said it was all him, the guys were cracking up, Spice thinks it’s a
wwe angle. Bubba told Ned to come out of the closet, he thinks maybe
Dug liked him in some way, he thinks Doug is the most selfish guy
ever. Ned thinks Doug is the most interesting guy alive, he thinks
Bubba is jerking off thinking about himself. Bubba told the guys they
could never do a good show without him. Bubba said they’re trying to
work on getting some software for the live chat, Bubba said it’s like
fast scrawling credits, Manson said he’s scared. Bubba said he’d
become a member of BubbaRaw.com if he saw Donna strum her clit. The
guys want the girls to do it; Bubba said heather will do it the week
after Tasha does it. Bubba wants Tasha to take some pictures for
Twitter; Spice wonders what she should do. Bubba said he’d never late
heather pose in penthouse, he likes how Playboy doesn’t’ show the
lips. Ned thinks all the wives are whores; Manson said Donna is an
intense personality. Bubba said they’re on Howard’s team, he likes how
Howard never tells them what to do, he said Tim has taken bullets for
them; Spice liked how Tim exploded on Riley Martin. Bubba thinks they
should give Tim control of Sirius. Bubba asked Spice if he’d like to
have sex with Heather, Spice said yes. Allen in St. Lewis, the guys
wonders what he wants. Bubba tried going to a guy who asked for
protection, he thinks something is wrong with it, Bubba thinks Dave
will have to help him with that. Bubba went back to the guy; he said
he was scared to tell bubba the story. He said his parents were bad
alcoholics, both he and his sister were raped when he was growing up;
both of his foster parents did it. Spice thinks it’s a threesome,
Bubba thinks the guy should go for it, the guy said it wasn’t
something that should be considered funny, the guy said the woman
committed suicide four months later. Spice said you have a random dude
in the room, the guy said they made him have sex with his sister;
Bubba apologized for his comments earlier. The guy said he can’t say
where it was, as he murdered the guy, he thinks he shouldn’t talk
about it. Bubba asked him if it was months or years of abuse, the guy
said it was only about four or five months. Bubba thinks it’s a clean
shot, the guy his sister committed suicide; Ned wondered why the guy
called. Bubba said if he was ever to get caught, he thinks he wouldn’t
spend a day in jail, he said this happened when he was 21, the guy’s
wife died of cancer, the guy said he took matters in his own hands,
Bubba said they don’t blame him for what he did. The guy said
listening to the show and hearing all the cases about rape really hit
home, he said tomorrow was the anniversary of her death. The guy hung
up a few seconds later, Ned hopes the guy doesn’t get a golden ticket.
The guys recapped the situation, Bubba thinks the guy will kill him
next; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Joe the Supermark calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into Ned’s “fill Her Vagina”. We then heard some messages from the
fans, Bubba thinks the guy is a jackass, he thinks they could live off
of $50,000,000. Bubba thinks one of the guys pinpointed Ned’s weekend,
he told Spice said he could buy the pizza. Bubba wonders if there’s a
storm coming, Brent said it should pass them, he thinks one of the
guys on TV can’t operate a camera. Bubba wonders if Joe the
Supermark’s Mom jacked him off on a rollercoaster, Joe said he doesn’t
know, Brent said he had Lasker freaked out, Spice said bubba is a
pussy when it comes to rollercoaster’s. Joe thinks he did, he said he
has pictures. Joe went on to say that Hogan took a shot on Vince. Joe
asked about the caller on Saynow.com for talking smack about him, he
wonders about the amount of money that makes you a fan of the show,
Ned thinks it does. Joe thinks a Rays game is a slap in the face.
Spice wonders if Joe would sacrifice his girlfriend for one of the
guys from the show, Joe said yes. Bubba told Joe that he couldn’t’
whore his girlfriend out like that. Bubba asked the three people Joe
would let his girlfriend have sex with, Joe said bubba, Spice and
Brent in that order. Joe said when he first started listening, he
didn’t like Manson. Joe said his girlfriend doesn’t like to give him
oral, as his dick stinks, Joe doesn’t’ know why, he said he can’ get a
good shake on it when he’s done, Ned said he hates Joe. Bubba said the
first set of the Wonkas were being delivered. Joe wonders if people
know what the big Ass box set is, Bubba told Joe to settle down. Bubba
said he doesn’t want Joe to get the Bubba Wonka, Joe said he’s
freaking out, Bubba told Joe to stop worrying about everyone else.
Bubba asked Joe if he felt if he had no money to his name, he said
he’d be pan handling or working at McDonalds. The guy asked Joe what
he has, Joe said he has some money from his unemployment, Joe said he
owes his Grandma $125, he said he pays $60, he gets an eighth of weed,
ned thinks he’s just getting the stems. Bubba told Joe he doesn’t have
the right priorities. Bubba recapped the bubba Wonka trip, Ned thinks
they can use Joe’s stinking dick for chum while fishing, Bubba said
everyone has to be there, Joe said that was his dream ever since he
started listening to the show. Joe said he didn’t pay to go to Raw,
Bubba thinks he shouldn’t have gone. Joe said he’s already given up,
he thinks they’ll be sold out by th3e time he has enough money, Ned
thinks he has a defeatist attitude. Bubba said all disc Makers told
him was that, they spread the tickets out evenly; he thinks two golden
tickets have already been going out. Joe asked if Bubba could hold one
for him, Bubba said no, the guys think Joe is wimpy, Joe said he was
sorry he asked. Bubba asked Joe if they’d let his girlfriend the
guys for a free box set, Joe said yes. Bubba said he wished f he knew
which one it was, Joe said he loves the content, he said Bubba is a
master marketer. Bubba said a guy named Bubba in Arizona, who said
that if he let the guy f his girlfriend, he’d buy the box set for
him. The guy said they should do ass to mouth in front of him, Joe
thinks the guy is full of shit, he thinks the guy just wants to hear
himself on the radio. Joe wondered how it would work; the guy said
he’d fly up there. Joe wonders why the guy would want to do it; Spice
said some people are into weird things, he thinks the guy just wants
to hear himself on the radio. Bubba told Joe he has to take a chance
at this point; the guys think it’s a weird offering. Spice asked Joe
if he’d perform a gay act for $400, Joe said he would. Ned wonders
what is wrong with him; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – B-Fudd checks in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into some messages fro, the fans, then into “Ned’s
dick” from “Bubba show classics Vol. 11”, track 21. We then heard
“Rocket man” as bumper music, Bubba said this was requested by ned, he
thinks the song is about a penis. Brent said he was married for a
while, ned thinks Elton was in a spaceships fing other astronauts.
Bubba said he’s really hungry, the guys said they were pretty hungry.
John in Massachusetts said he’ll do it, he wants Joe the Supermark to
dress up like a chow, he wants to use him as a foot stool as he fs
his girlfriend, he then wants to drop a load on Joe’s forehead, Bubba
thinks he should go through with it. Spice wonders if Joe is allowed
to be nude, John said he wants him dressed as a cow. Jack said he
wants to f Juley, but he doesn’t want Joe in the room. Bubba played
naughty Alysha’s bumper, he liked it. We then heard B-Fudd’s bumper,
Bubba brought him on. B-Fudd said he got his “bubba Wonka” set, he
thinks $60 for weed is high, he said he smokes sometimes. Bubba thinks
B-Fudd will get it by next week; he said if hammil has something to do
with golden tickets is the day they close up shop. B-Fudd said a cop
in Seattle got killed, Bubba said he had tape of that. We then heard a
clip about that, the guys got distracted with the generator; Bubba
thinks people aren’t mad at the right time. B-Fudd recapped the
situation, the guys clown him for saying “The car said”, the guys
thinks it’s a night rider situation. The guys clown B-Fudd for saying
“Grime Stopper”. Spice said he had have B-Fudd handle all of his press
releases. The guys crack up at him talking about a washer and dryer
set, Spice thinks he could replace Billy Mays; bubba wants him to do a
“Bubba Wonka” commercial. Bubba had him say the name of a guy, B-Fudd
said it, this had the guys laughing. We then heard the Twenty-Five
Cent commercial for “Bubba Wonka”, Manson thinks Twenty-five looks
like a murderer, Bubba thinks you’d want to recut the commercial, the
guys wonder why he’s trying to find a ticket, Spice thinks the plot is
unreasonable. B-Fudd did a commercial for “bubba Wonka”, the guys were
cracking up, ned thinks someone got a Star Wars sound effect CD for
Christmas, the guys cracked up at the video, Spice said he liked the
music. Spice said Jericho is a smartass, Bubba said TMZ can take it
the wrong way, he said they can screw up a story, the guys cracked up
at the clip, the guys think he’s drunk, Spice thinks he’s in front of
the wrong crowd. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for some locations
offering bubba Army merchandise. We then heard manson’s “F*** You New
York”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Ralph calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Bubba
said this is “Super Villain”, he said it’s a good song; Brent said
he’s always liked the group. Bubba tried going to a guy with his
window down, Bubba yelled for the guy to role it up a few times to no
avail, he finally did, the guy said a cop pulled him over for going 53
in a 45, after learning the cop was a bubba Army guy, he got out of
it. Bubba went to Ralph, he said it’s cold in New York, Bubba said if
he was Howard, he’d helicopter to a better place. Bubba said November
through April is great for Florida, Ralph said last winter really
fed him up; Ralph said he’s visiting Sam Simon for Thanksgiving.
Spice said Howard considered moving to Florida, Brent said Howard
loved Sarasota. Ralph said the theaters are empty, he said he really
loves that. Ralph said they’re doing “the Geek Time show” tomorrow
from 2:00-5:00, he said it’s nerdy stuff. Bubba said Ralph is a tough
guy, Ralph said they should wrestle. Ralph said they’re having the
creator of Lost on, Spice said that show lost him after the first
season. Bubba wonders what Ralph does, Ralph said he focuses on his
work, he said he’ll be going to Bruce Springsteen tomorrow night,
Brent said it’s a boring show ever, he said he does so many obscure
songs. Bubba wonders what Howard will do, Ralph thinks Howard should
do three days a week, he thinks they should start the show later.
Brent said there would be a plus in getting up at five rather than
four, Spice likes how Howard has done a great job with his career.
Brent said Howard is giving Sirius the Brett Favre treatment. Bubba
thinks Howard should take a few months off, Ralph said people should
stop giving him crap for doing that. Bubba and Ralph mock the fans who
bag on Howard. Ralph said the listeners are great, but a lot of them
are dumb. Bubba said Fridays destroy him; it’s tough having a good
attitude. Bubba said he has two minutes to change his studio on
Fridays, he said it’s like a mad Chinese fire drill. Bubba thinks
ditch diggers have a great job, Ralph said they don’ look too
miserable. Spice said every time he passes one, none of them are doing
work. Ralph thinks construction is ran by the mob in New York, Brent
said they’ve got more red tape than they do. Bubba likes how John is
like Ralph’s handler, Brent said John is a great guy, Spice as Riley
martin complained they got three hour on their show, Bubba said John
Hine freaks him out, he then created a mock news report about john
killing someone. Spice said Tim emailed him saying he was saying
Howard 101 the wrong way, Bubba thinks Ralph is controlling his own
way; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Gen from the Genitortures comes in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Bubba
said there was a shooting in Orlando; he said Tasha is okay, Spice
said it really freaks you out. Bubba asked to get Gen, he went to Bill
on protection who thinks he knows Tony’s big announcement, he thinks
he’ll announce a driver for his team; Bubba likes the girl who spun
Lasker out. Bill asked him if he’ll be going to pri this year, Bubba
said yes. Bubba remembered that he had to get blind Glen on the phone
to have Janie Cakes talk him through a masturbation session. Bubba
brought Gen in, he played a cut from the new album, he thinks he can’t
play it on regular radio. Spice said he likes the song, Gen said it’s
a little angry sounding, he said it’s scary; Spice said he got an
enema on stage. Brent said he was looking at the track listing, he
wonders what the song “Cum Junky”; she said there are some vynals with
cum on it. Bubba wonders how much swagger you have to do that, Spice
said he’d like to hear it acoustically, she sang a little bit of it.
Bubba asked Tom if he recovered from his lip, Tom said that did put
him over the top. Bubba thinks Gen bamboozled Tom, Gen said today is
cock and ball torture Friday, Brent said that hurts just thinking
about it, Spice as Treeman said he wears jean shorts. Gen asked Tom to
step out of his pants; she thinks he has a decent set of testicals,
Bubba wonders if Tom has ever been with a woman who thinks he has big
nuts, but a small penis. Gen said he’s the perfect candidate for a
mock castration; he plugged her show tonight at 8. Gen said they’re
headed to Asheville, then Baltimore, then to New jersey, road Island,
then Canada, the website is genitortures.com. Gen said she wanted to
shave the balls, she thinks it needs to be clean. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tom gets tortured by the Genitortures

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Michael
in Texas said he’s been listening to the show all week, he said he
can’t wait until Jason Ellis comes back, he said the show sucks. Bubba
thinks they would be foolish to step into the ring with him, Bubba
said he’s not getting worked up by a mark. Bubba thinks the guy had to
act like a homo for getting on the air, Spice thinks he’s a cum
sniffer. Bubba went to Gen, she said she has a bunch of stuff; she
wants him to pick a number. Tom picked four, Gen said they’ve got an
anal speculum and an enema, Spice thinks they can’t do that. Tom then
picked one, Gen said its one element of cock and ball torture, we then
heard the timble. Gen said they’re going to humble tom, he’ll be
handcuffed to the gate, the guys whispered that if Tom tries to get
up, it will almost tear his balls off. Spice described what was going
on, tom was getting handcuffed on the bottom rung of the fence, Bubba
said he can’t wait for the fans to see this. Twenty-five said this
looks like a gay porno, Spice described Gen with a coat hanger, Tom
gave the safe word a few times as practice. Spice described what’s
happening, Tom is getting his nuts stuck in a clamp for pants, she is
also duct taping the area, Spice thinks it’ll be like a scene from Saw
if he were to stand up. Bubba asked him if he’s okay, he said yes.
Twenty-five thinks Tom is about to shit himself, Spice thinks Baund
Fire has nothing on Gen. Spice had a tough time describing what was
going on, Brent said they used to do this stuff in the tower of
London. Bubba cracked Tom with a whip a few times; Spice said they
don’t want Tom’s balls to rip off. Bubba asked Tom if he’s okay, Tom
said yes, he said this stuff isn’t making him horny. Gen asked tom to
pick a number, Bubba said tom told her to pick both three and five.
Gen described “Scrotal inflation”, Spice chanted yes a few times.
Bubba thinks tom will die, Gen had some medicated oil that will create
a very warm sensation, Bubba told tom not to stand up. Gen rubbed his
balls and around his ass, Bubba thinks Tom should walk to the shower,
he said his ass was on fire. Bubba told tom to be careful, Spice said
this was the funniest thing he’s ever seen. Bubba yelled for someone
to turn the shower on, Gen said this stuff was awesome, she thinks
that once the hot water hits him, it’ll make it worse, bubba told
Twenty-five to turn the water as hot as possible. Gen asked that Tom
get in the shower, Twenty-five was grossed out by Tom’s ass. Gen
thinks she might’ve clamped his balls a little too tight, Bubba asked
for Miller to make Twenty-five unclamp tom’s balls, he thinks
Twenty-five will be mad. The guys were cracking up at tom in the
shower; Tom was heard yelling in the background, Twenty-five thinks
they don’t have a fire extinguisher. Bubba left the studio to go get
one, Gen isn’t sure what the reaction would be like, bubba fired it,
Tom coughed, Brent thinks it was like in a movie scene, Gen thinks
this isn’t a good thing, Brent said they need to get Tom out of the
shower. Bubba said he didn’t mean for it to go off like that, Gen said
this is great to go for it, we then heard “cum Junky”, bubba plugged
Gem’s shows, he thanked her for coming in. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Dave Rice gets heat with a caller

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Bubba
wonders if Dave is mad at him, Spice thinks his frustrated over the
fire extinguisher, bubba wonders who said it, Brent said you can’t
blame the monkey if you hand him a gun and it shoots you, the guys
cracked up when Dave described a fire extinguisher as you pushing a
button and some shit coming out, he said some of the guys are freaking
out. Randy said he’d like to mark out to the show, he said he just
ordered “Bubba Wonka”, he wondered if the guys could sign it before it
ships out, Bubba said he couldn’t. Mike in Tennessee said the last
segment was the funniest stuff he’s heard. Bubba thinks he has monkey
like characteristics, he thinks they should do the rest of the show
with the masks on, Spice wonders about Miller, Bubba said he can’t
wear the mask like that, as his breath comes back. Bubba thinks the
mask is a base filter, he took it off to talk with Miller. Miller said
he’s happy to say that he’ll be staying with the show. Spice wonders
if Miller traded in his dream for a couple of thousand dollars, Miller
said living in Panama was his life’s dream, he said he could always go
there if he wanted to. Bubba thinks Miller not liking the Ferret,
Bubba thinks it’s just shtick. Brian in Clearwater said you have to be
careful with the fire extinguisher, he said that stuff can mess up the
equipment. Bubba thinks the guy is calling out Dave Rice, Dave wonders
what he’d have to do with that, he said “F this guy”. Bubba thinks
Dave is the super of the building, Dave said it’s not his job to hire
the people there. bubba said it’s starting to smell, he thinks he
should leave three minutes early. We then heard Ned’s “Doug clem song”
from “Bubba show classics Vol. 11”, track 15; they then ended the show
a few seconds later.