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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

Today’s recap is dedicated to Bababbooey, as this Sunday is his
special day. Happy birthday Gary! Also, this recap is dedicated to
Tara, for being a great woman.

FM Show


Segment 1 – Various

Bubba started off by saying that the bumper music was provided by 25,
he then said the rain is much needed, Spice thinks it would suck to
drive all the way to the track, only to have it rain, Bubba said that
if you try and go through Orlando in the afternoon, it’s not going to
happen, he then ran down his weekend plans, he then recapped some
sports scores. Spice said he watched the documentary on Larry Byrd,
Brent said it was awesome, Bubba said Larry is competitive, he then
recapped a time when Larry and another guy almost came to fighting
over a game, Brent said it’s one of the greatest documentaries he’s
ever seen. Bubba recapped what they’ve got on the show for today,
Manson said he’ll just hang out this weekend, Spice said that he’ll be
playing against Kevin Hayslett in a tennis match, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Birthdays and emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said Joe the Supermark was on hold, saying he’d like to
listen to the show, he thinks either his internet is down, or his
girlfriend pulled the plug on the computer. The guys then recapped
some birthdays, Spice said he really liked the Mets’s squad, he found
out that some of the guys are scumbags. We then heard some James
Taylor, Manson said he loves that stuff; Bubba thinks Liz Taylor
should just die already. Brent said he kind of liked “Disco Duck” as a
kid, Bubba said it started as a cute little song in Memphis, Bubba
said that Rick Dees’s birthday this weekend, Spice thinks it’s
horrible, Bubba said they were pathetic to know that it was cool,
Spice said he’d take the 80’s over the 70’s any day. Bubba likes how
Albert Einstein couldn’t understand the income tax. The first email of
the day advices you to never get hurt on the job, he then read an
article about a guy getting shot while working, he thinks they should
help the guy out, Spice said all this is red tape. Chris said she got
her Wonka, Bubba told her to speak up, she remembers the day when
Bubba was yelling for the fans to get off the website (November 20,
2009), she said she really enjoyed Ned’s discs, she said one of her
friends at work told her about the show. Another emailer thanked Bubba
for allowing him to talk. Another emailer said they share Bubba’s
thoughts on the space program, he spends every day listening to people
complaining that the President is destroying the space program, while
they’re using the internet for mindless stuff, Bubba thinks the
emailer has his stuff together, Manson wonders how we’ve progressed
after going to the moon in 69. Another emailer thinks the icp
situation is like when the three stooges would hit each other. Another
emailer said Bay News 9 buried Jason Bruce. Another emailer thinks the
guys sound like uneducated rednecks, Manson wonders why life on other
planets is such a big deal, Bubba thinks the emailer is downplaying
it, he said he was reading an article, where the headline was “What
happens after the war?” Another emailer said if anyone changes the
station during Bubba’s show, they’re fired. Another emailer said they
tried meth once; picking at the face is one of the things. Another
emailer had a list of things that were invented because of space
exploration, Bubba stopped reading the email. We then heard a news
clip about Tiger Woods, Bubba said he’s Tigered out, Manson said he
can’t wait for someone to heckle him. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.


Segment 3 – CP Trav, former meth head, Lesbian girl can’t go to prom?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Unity In the
community”, Bubba said that if you go to btls.com, you can still get a
raffle ticket, he thinks they have no listeners in Richmond, he said
they’re doing really well in Dayton. CP Trav was on, he came on saying
some stuff, he said he’d like to thank Bubba for everything, he asked
about the New Orleans show, Bubba said they have a date, he’s waiting
for the Ferret to give him the green light, he said he’ll make sure
Trav gets a pair of tickets, Trav said he got kissed by Jesus, Manson
said he kissed him at the Pagan Potheads tour. Spice said this is like
when someone is about to commit suicide, Trav said he’ll kill himself
after New Orleans. Bubba said some Mexican dude is richer than Bill
Gates, he then went over some really rich people, Spice thought the
guy who invented FaceBook was some young kid, Bubba thinks MySpace is
done. Tiffany said she’s a recovering meth user, she said she was on
it for four years. Bubba asked her if she picked her face, she said
yes, she said when you do meth. Bubba asked her how she got hooked on
it, she said her best friend got her hooked, she said she started
smoking it, then into a needle, Manson thinks it sounds like a
miserable time, she said it was often known as “The Soccer Mom Drug”,
Bubba thinks it’s ridiculous, Manson sarcastically said Donna uses it
to pick the kids up. Bubba wondered if Sudafed is in it, she said yes,
she said that it has rat poison and battery acid, she said she’s never
sold herself. Bubba asked her an average amount, she said it was $10 a
tenth of a gram, Manson wonders how she could afford that, she said
that she did a gram a day, she said she ruined her parent’s lives.
Bubba wondered if she got deathly skinny on it, she said you forget to
eat, she said there’s a six percent recovery rate, Bubba said he’d
never think of her as a meth head, he asked her an average day, she
said she moved to the meth community. Bubba asked her if she ever got
arrested, she said no, Ned thinks she’s still using it, as she won’t
shut up. Spice asked her how she looks; she said she looks kind of
rough, she said smoking it ruins your teeth. Spice groaned a little
when she said that she weighs 170 pounds, and his five foot seven, he
thinks there’s no hope. Bubba said they’ll try to find the biggest
meth head that wants help, he said they’ve helped homeless guy before,
Brent thinks maybe you’ll stop someone from getting on meth. Bubba
wonders if they’re number one with meth heads. Mike in Dexter Maine
said he wished he was a meth head, as he could get into the contest,
he said he’s been trying to get his tax return, he went on to say that
Mississippi canceled their prom, as a lesbian girl wanted to go, Bubba
said you can’t be practical and hide behind the bible, we then heard
the news clip about that, Manson said your kids aren’t going to turn
gay by seeing some kids acting gay, Bubba said we’re so “Leave It To
Beaver”, he thinks girls acting gay is the new thing, the guys cracked
up when the reporter was messing with the microphone, they then goofed
on her accent, Spice thinks she isn’t the best looking chicks, Bubba
thinks she’s just saying she’s gay, he thinks the reporter is chasing
the microphone, this had the guys laughing. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – Dr. Joe Saturley

Coming out of commercials, we heard Dr. Joe Saturley’s bumper, Bubba
said they’ll be there until the top of the hour, he then gave Joe’s
info, Joe said he heard the meth caller, he said he’s delt with some
people, he said when you’ve injected drugs, you’ve crossed a line.
Bubba said he’s not glorifying drug use, Joe said meth is nothing but
chemicals, he said some people use it for sexual reasons, Brent said
that’s what Ted Haggard was up to. Bubba took a call from a woman who
said she’s working on resentment issues with her Dad. Joe asked if she
had a good relationship, he wondered if she was treated differently,
as she’s not the biological kid, she said she thinks negatively about
him. Spice wondered if she found her real Dad, she said yes, all be it
on MySpace, Joe thinks she’s disrespecting the relationship, she said
she used to be a church goer, Joe said she’s going in the negative
direction for no reason. Roberta in Tampa said she has a question
about drugs, she said one of her friends was on a lot of medicine, Ned
yelled for the kid to shut up, the woman said that she had her dogs in
the car with her, she said the drugs make her friend act nuts, Joe
thinks she should either be done with her, or have an intervention.
Bubba read an email from a guy who wondered if he’ll get primary
custody of his kid, Joe thinks blood will work. Another emailer said
her daughter is very bitter towards her, she thinks her lack of
respect for everyone will cause an issue. Joe said more than likely,
kids will make up with their parents, he said he got a call from a guy
who was freaked out. Another emailer was looking for some advice, her
world fell apart when she found out that her husband would leave her
for a pharmacist, Joe cracked up at that, he thinks she needs a good
attorney, he said you need to be careful with the mental health
people. Brandy in Tampa said her boyfriend has a kid in Georgia, the
wife wouldn’t let him see the kid, yet he pays child support, she
asked how does he deal with something like this, Joe said she can’t
block that, she said he needs to try harder, he thinks the guy has a
crappy lawyer, we then heard “Dueling Der Ders” over the caller, Bubba
thinks she doesn’t want to get beat, he thinks the guy is a spineless
pussy, Joe said it’s a great case for bubba court. Chad in Orlando
said his Mom is visiting, he said he got ex communicated with the
Jehovah’s
Witnesses for having sex, part of the terms are that you can’t talk
to your family, he said she often thinks she’s messed up, Joe said
she’s not supposed to have any contact with the church, Brent said
that Religion is more powerful than meth, Bubba thinks it’s easier to
give him up. Joe said he’s been dealing with a bunch of stuff, the
guys jokingly suggest he use meth, Joe thinks he could write his books
in a day, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Cheech and Chong in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “NC double D’s”.
Bubba brought Cheech and Chong in, Brent said this is great to sit
with them, Cheech said the judge made them be here. Spice likes how
they have days off, Cheech said he’s in court; Chong thought Cheech
was gay, saying he married a “Russian Penis”. Cheech said the Russians
come over here and mock us, he said he met her through friends, Chong
joked Cheech just opened his wallet, Cheech said a wife with a
positive cash flow is like science fiction. Bubba asked Tommy what it
was like in jail, Chong said everyone was cool in jail, he said some
guy was hired to take care of him, the guy got incarcerated for
thanking Chong, Cheech said some guys come to the show. Spice wondered
if they could have visitors, Cheech said yes, he said he visited
Chong, Manson thinks it’s like a scene out of their movies. Chong said
when he got a visit; the whole prison knew about it, he said he was
told that he couldn’t take pictures while in jail. Bubba explained
Bubbapalooza, he said Brent spent his whole spoken word set talking
about Tommy, Brent recapped what he talked about, and Chong said the
judge was in on it. Cheech said Tommy got caught sending stuff, Bubba
wondered if he could get in trouble if he would send weed over to
Georgia. Spice asked Cheech what it’s like working with Don Johnson,
Cheech said he worked with him, he said he wasn’t much of a partier;
Chong said Cheech was more of a tester. Bubba wondered how much money
was made in voice overs, Cheech said he got a bunch of money from “The
Lion King”, he said he was in “Cars”, Brent thinks it’s a great
career, he said they were on “South Park” (in the episode called
“Cherokee Hair Tampons”). Spice wondered how they got back together,
Cheech said money, he said he doesn’t hang with Chong much, as he has
a wife, Chong said they hang out during the show. Cheech said his son
is a DJ, Chong said they’ll have a DVD on April 20, we then heard the
“Dave’s Not here” sounder. Chong remembers a scientist who did
something like that. Bubba asked about the groupies, Cheech said they
never had groupies, Chong said his wife is listening. Bubba asked
about the best weed, Chong said anything given to them by a nude
woman. Spice said Pantera would like his bong signed, Cheech thinks
Origan is a great place, he said the room smelled like cat pee, Brent
said you know it’s good weed. Bubba wondered about Amsterdam, Chong
said he was a guest judge at a weed contest, he said he practically
passed out. Bubba asked about Canada, Chong said he was just there, he
said he and his son stayed in his studio apartment. Spice wondered if
the guys were into blow, Cheech said they tried it for a second, he
said it would mess up the act, Chong said they would have to have
medics, Cheech said the cops are cool, Chong said the cops were
fighting over who wants to take them down town, he then recapped a
story when they got arrested for obscenity law, Cheech said they peed
on the cop, as they were acting like Ralph and herby, he said it was
great to sit with some drunk fans, a guy told him to say to the judge
that a colored guy sold him drugs, he then recapped the story of a guy
who through bullets at them. Bubba asked about George Lopez, Cheech
said he’s a great guy. Spice asked the guys who they liked in WWE;
Cheech said they hung out with some girls. Spice asked about Salvia,
the guys said no, Manson said weed is perfect, the website is
Cheechandchong.com; Cheech said some dude squatted on it. Chong said
they drew up a contract with a cutoff date, Bubba thinks the higher
Tommy gets, the more he’s a genius, Spice thinks he’s a stoned Bill
Gates. Cheech said he has GetOnMyFace.com, Bubba said they grew up
with their stuff, Spice said you should look at their credits, Chong
said he really loved “that 70’s Show”, he said Ashtin is a cool dude,
Spice said he would take Chong over McCaine, Chong said that he’ll
stay out of range, as McCaine can punch, they then went to commercials
a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Manson’s Rant on Praying, a Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army hard
hat, then into Ned asking Bubba what is deal is with buffalo chicken
dip, he then had Manson try it, he wonders why Ned doesn’t have pants
on, Ned said he spilled coffee on them. Manson told Christians to keep
doing what they’re doing, saying that a couple got put in prison for
believing in God, he then ranted about praying, saying it was
ridiculous, he thinks if people just relied on praying, people would
die. We then heard “You Better Not smoke Pot” from “bubba’s new and
Misc hits Vol. 6”, track 10, and “the Clemulus Package” disc 3, track
12. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Bubba Army Exposés discussed

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba plugged Jims Harley Davidson, he then said Brent gave him
some audio about Tommy Chong, Bubba wonders how far will it go, he
wonders what will be outlawed, Brent said one of the reasons why weed
is illegal, is because of the timber industry, ned thinks they’ll ban
fire, Brent said Ashcroft still pounds his chest over getting Chong
arrested, Spice thinks Ashcroft is hiding something, Bubba wishes one
of the planes in 9/11 had hit her, he thinks this whole thing is
entrapment, Manson said it’s a waste of tax payer’s money, Bubba
thinks this stuff makes you want to move to Jamaica, Brent said it’s
un American. Bubba thinks Darryl Rouson has made a career out of being
black, Brent said he’s an opportunist, he said what the guy is doing
is anti freedom, Bubba then read the article about that, Brent said
this is both parties trying to take your freedoms away, Spice said he
really digs his hookah. Bubba said he’d like to feature Rouson as an
exposé, he said they’re doing things that people care about, Brent
said unlike Lasker, they’ll get the right place (Lasker once went to
investigate an air conditioner place, but he was at the wrong one).
Bubba took a call from a guy who said that they should legalize weed.
We then heard a news clip about a 15 year-old kid got sent to jail for
life, Bubba likes the judge. Spice said they’ll have some Mexicans who
are legal coming in; Bubba said he’ll have them on in a few minutes.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Omar Salazar and P-rod visit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Unity in the
Community. Bubba told P-Rod and Omar that the one black guy who works
for them picked the music, he thinks he’d look like the cool-aid guy
on a skateboard; Spice thinks Bubba would look like Bart Simpson.
P-rod said he’s been skating for a long time, Bubba remembers skating
in the bowl, Omar said he’s pretty good at it, Bubba and Spice
recreated a possible phone call after a pool was drained. Spice asked
the guys about Nike, Paul said they call them trucks. Bubba wonders if
the stuff is much, Paul said it’s the tricks, Manson said it’s less
expensive than racing; Paul said the skateboard is about $150. Spice
asked about their own shoe line, Paul said yes, Omar said his just
came out, Spice had to correct Bubba on saying “dropped”. Spice
wondered if he uses a lot of girls, Bubba thinks P-Rod is really rich,
P-rod said he doesn’t discriminate, he said the big people can go
faster. Bubba asked if it’s like the Olympics, Omar said he’s done it
before, he said he feels like skating and surfing, Bubba thinks the
ride wouldn’t last that long, he said all the guys are waiting for is
a car to not hit. P-rod said he’s had a few little scrapes, he thinks
it’s a combination of him being better, and people being stupid. Bubba
thinks Paul’s dad has a lot of girls; P-rod said he sees him. Omar
said his Dad is kind of famous, he said his Dad used to have a job, he
said he hangs out. Spice said the money has gotten big, Omar said he
got into the Tony Hawk video game; he said they only have about four
and five contests. Bubba said he’d like to have skateboard racing,
Omar said that’s called luging. Spice remembers some skaters growing
up; Omar listed some guys he likes. Spice asked about drugs, Bubba
thinks they don’t need drugs, Manson thinks if the weed is gone, so is
the sport. Omar said he doesn’t want to know if they dropped him,
P-rod said if you have an alcohol problem, you won’t get sent to many
parties. Bubba asked about P-rod’s kid, P-rod said he has a daughter.
Bubba wondered about in-line skating, P-rod said he came into the
sport with that as a rule. Spice thinks they should send tom the
Treeman to the event with a pair of in-line skates, P-rod thinks Tom
is ballsy after seeing the leech marks. Omar said he’s sponsored by
Nike and Alien workshop, Bubba thinks it’s an immigration thing, P-rod
said that he’s sponsored by Plan B, Spice thinks it’s a pregnancy kind
of thing. P-rod asked what the shocking the puss is, bubba said it’s
to take a cat and shake it, he said the answer will change. They then
ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show


Segment 1 – The Ferret breaks up with his girlfriend, Downer Dave
stirs up some shit

The show started off with “Juicey” as bumper music. Bubba wondered if
Pantera was on the phones, he thinks Pantera is celebrating Cheech and
Chong’s appearance earlier, Brent said he’s been yelled at by Rouson,
Bubba said crack is a problem regardless of color, he asked for the
Ferret to get on the phone, he thinks the contract for New Orleans has
been signed, he thinks they had a bumper for him. We then heard downer
Dave’s bumper, The Ferret came on, he said he’s going to Vegas with
Evin, Bubba said Pimp Dean will hook you up, he wondered if his plane
will be able to fly, Ferret told Bubba Jamey couldn’t make it to the
race, Bubba told him he knew the race was canceled, he then asked him
about New Orleans, the Ferret said it hasn’t been signed yet, Spice
goofed on bubba for asking Brent to write down the name of his
favorite hotel, Manson said this is like a Bizzar Match Game. Russ
said he’ll be back by 4 this Sunday, Bubba thinks the girl Russ is
with is dumber than Sluggo, Brent said that’s cool. Bubba told Russ
he’s a pussy for letting this to go on, Russ said he’s never done this
before, Manson as Ferret said she was sexual napalm; Russ said he
drops his loads on the tits. Bubba said he told the girl to snap out
of it, Russ said she texted the crap out of him, he told her she
needed to go, bubba thinks he’s told her that before, Manson goofed on
the Ferret, Russ said sometimes you’re dumb, he said if he treated her
the way he ran his business, she would’ve been gone a year ago. Bubba
wondered why he’d do that, he said her breakup is on her, Russ told
her if she couldn’t handle it, leave, he said he’s glad they broke up,
Bubba thinks Russ is stupid, Brent goofed on Bubba for burping during
a tirade, Spice thinks Bubba doesn’t really like the girl, Bubba said
he didn’t like what she did to Russ, he hopes that on Tuesday, they’ll
have a date for the New Orleans Bubbapalooza, Russ said he was closer
with Calgary than Toronto. Bubba said Al from skin Industries texted
him, saying that Bubba is right. We then heard Downer Dave’s bumper,
Dave wondered if he could video tape anyone having sex, who would it
be, Bubba thinks everyone should answer. Bubba said he’d like to see
how Manson and Donna fuck, he thinks they’re not as conservative, he
thinks Spice isn’t as good as he is, he thinks Tiffany would fuck
Dave, Dave called Bubba an asshole, Bubba thinks it’s the new studio,
Dave suggested they not talk about it on air, he thinks this kind of
business shouldn’t be broadcasted. Bubba told Dave he’s never told him
no, Dave said he was talking about something be a million and a half
build out, this had the guys laughing, Bubba told Dave to fuck off, he
then told Downer Dave to fuck off. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Omar Salazar and P-rod visit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Ned Dragons
Shirt”. Bubba said the skateboarding guys are in, he recapped Omar’s
question of shocking the pussy means, we then heard some clips of that
happening, Omar thinks some orgasm. Bubba wondered the difference
between pro and pro am, Omar said there’s no difference, Spice thinks
it’s shifty. P-rod said he came in second place last year, Omar said
he doesn’t do that kind of stuff, he said he had a broken wrist, Bubba
thinks Omar was jerking off too much. Bubba thinks the guys have had a
lot of pussy, P-rod said he did some stuff prior to his woman, Spice
wondered what he’s doing, bubba wonders why he’s tieing his shit down.
Spice said when he was 25; he thinks Manson is the exception to every
rule. P-rod said his woman asked that they get married; Bubba wondered
if she was sucking his dick while she said that. P-rod said he hasn’t
talked about a pre-nup, Bubba told him to talk about it now, P-Rod
said he appreciates the guidance. Bubba thinks Omar has more spunk,
Omar said he had a relationship; he said he was being safe about it,
Bubba thinks Omar should be a politician.
Spice wonders how many girls he’s had sex with, Manson as Clinton said
he’d like to talk about the skateboard, P-Rod said Omar is quite the
lady’s man. Bubba asked them the best town, P-rod said Australia, he
said he saw “The Simpsons” episode, where Bart wondered if the toilet
flushes counter clockwise, he said things are opposite there, Spice
thinks you can get pussy, Manson jokingly said that the toilet bowl
comment was deep, bubba thinks Omar should do spoken word. Spice
wonders if he really has a lot of control, Omar said yes, he said they
like to try and make it look like the person. Bubba asked how many the
shoes go for, Omar said about $80, Spice thinks he’s being shifted.
Omar said he has a Twitter, Spice wonders how much he can put in 140
characters, Omar said he skill-sawed a hunk of meat, he then said he
cuts a can in half to make a speaker for his iPod, Bubba told him to
focus more on skating. Bubba asked the most radical move, Spice goofed
on Bubba for saying that. Spice wondered about the beef between
various skaters, P-rod said it’s really weird to see some in-line
skating guys, mar thought they were a dead species. Spice wonders when
they made a transition, Bubba said he can’t do a wheelie when he’s
heavy, Spice said they don’t have the skateboards because of the
weather; Bubba said they can do it inside. Bubba wondered if Paul got
a lot of pussy, he thinks Paul is very grounded. Bubba said if he was
P-rod, he’d take the money. Spice wonderedif they role together, P-rod
said yes, Bubba wondered if they’ve ever tag-teamed a girl, P-rod said
his girl might be sleeping. Bubba wondered if they had any pictures,
P-rod said he left his phone. Spice wondered what they’ve got prize
wise; P-rod explained what they’ve got. Bubba asked them their least
favorite guy is, Omar said Sean White, Bubba thinks Sean is a pussy,
he thinks the guy is a Carrot Top wannabe. P-rod said he has no issue
with Sean White. Spice wondered about skateboarding in the Olympics,
P-rod said he wouldn’t want to deal with the dram after. Spice
wondered if Nike was tweaked with Tiger, Andy said he’s a great
golfer; Manson thinks tiger should embrace it. Bubba asked if they
make Nike skateboards Omar said they don’t. Bubba said if he was nike,
he’d take over the world, Spice thinks Bubba would have no shame with
kids working overseas, he then asked the guys about their contract,
Bubba is convinced P-rod was taught how to dodge questions, Omar
thinks Bubba could be a skater, bubba said he has an issue with
gravity. Spice asked if they have a trick planned out, Omar said he
has some time to skate the course. Spice wondered if they’re on the
welcome to California commercial, Omar said yes, Bubba thanked the
guys for coming on, he thinks Omar is deep, Omar said he’ll give Bubba
a pair of shoes he can check out, he said he’d like his own shoe.
Spice wonders what Nike’s big competition is, he thinks Adeedas. Andy
said he’s the water boy, not the sales guy, Bubba thinks skaters are
cool people. Omar said he likes pbr, Spice thinks they should get beer
sponsors. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army skin.
Bubba plugged the new ned Dragons shirt, he said it’s selling rather
nicely, he said they’re going to start playing the Friday regular show
at Fridays at 3, he’s not sure when it’s going to start, he wonders if
people would like to hear the Cheech and Chong interview from earlier,
he said he doesn’t want to screw the fans over, he said he’d play it
right after the 11:30 break, he said he’s got an interview with mike
P, the first hell’s Angels rapper, he thanked Kevin Roe, aka
ApocalypseNed for some mittens, Brent said he can’t wait for Calgary.
Ned said he has a bit, where he interviews Tom Kenny, the voice of
SpongeBob Square Pants, Bubba hopes it’s not Manson on the other side
of the phone, Spice said he can vouched for Ned, Ned thinks David Lee
Roth is a jackass, he said this was is real, he said he’s a phony,
bubba told ned people are on to him. Mark in New Jersey said no to
Cheech and Chong, asked about West Memphis Three, he wondered if one
of the guys ever retracted his statement, Brent said he refused to
testify, he thinks B-Fudd would’ve worked them into some SSI. Mark
asked if Bubba dyes his hair, Bubba told the guy to shut up. We then
heard Scout and Big Gulp’s bumper, Big Gulp said they were in Houston,
she said they listen on the black bury application, she thinks people
would enjoy the interview, she then said that they’ll be going to a
softball event. Bubba asked who is the man in the relationship, Big
gulp said they’re both woman, Spice goofed on her a little, Ned
wondered if she has a “big dyke clit”. Bubba wondered if she’d allowed
Ned to participate, she said yes, Ned thinks he would die if he ate
that. BJ in Phoenix said yes to the Cheech and Chong interview, he
said he would’ve loved to have pulled a bong rip on those guys, he
said he emailed Brent with a suggestion of having TNA start at 8,
Bubba thinks people don’t care as much as he does. Blind James said
yes to the Cheech and Chong interview, he asked if the guys saw his
Bubba Army tattoo, Brent said he loved it. Spice wondered how he knew
it was good, Bubba thinks people are just messing with James, Brent
pulled up the picture, Bubba thinks the tattoo is taking a shit, he
thinks it looks good, he said he’s glad James is blind. Andy in
California said he knows a guy from the Viruses channel, he wondered
if they could plug one of their shows, bubba told him to have the guy
get a hold of Brent. Chuck said yes, Brandon yes, Omar asked about
Tyler’s race, bubba said it’s his first race tonight, if it doesn’t
get rained out. Daniel in Mississippi wondered if Bubba will come to
Mississippi for TNA, he said yes to the interview. John in New Jersey
said yes, Kevin in Arizona said yes. Mark said yes to the interview.
Rob in Canada said he’d like to hear the interview. Bubba thinks the
Canadians are cool; Brent said they’re really nice. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – Cheech and Chong interview replay

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “NC Double D’s”;
we then heard the Cheech and Chong interview from the FM show. Bubba
brought Cheech and Chong in, Brent said this is great to sit with
them, Cheech said the judge made them be here. Spice likes how they
have days off, Cheech said he’s in court; Chong thought Cheech was
gay, saying he married a “Russian Penis”. Cheech said the Russians
come over here and mock us, he said he met her through friends, Chong
joked Cheech just opened his wallet, Cheech said a wife with a
positive cash flow is like science fiction. Bubba asked Tommy what it
was like in jail, Chong said everyone was cool in jail, he said some
guy was hired to take care of him, the guy got incarcerated for
thanking Chong, Cheech said some guys come to the show. Spice wondered
if they could have visitors, Cheech said yes, he said he visited
Chong, Manson thinks it’s like a scene out of their movies. Chong said
when he got a visit; the whole prison knew about it, he said he was
told that he couldn’t take pictures while in jail. Bubba explained
Bubbapalooza, he said Brent spent his whole spoken word set talking
about Tommy, Brent recapped what he talked about, and Chong said the
judge was in on it. Cheech said Tommy got caught sending stuff, Bubba
wondered if he could get in trouble if he would send weed over to
Georgia. Spice asked Cheech what it’s like working with Don Johnson,
Cheech said he worked with him, he said he wasn’t much of a partier;
Chong said Cheech was more of a tester. Bubba wondered how much money
was made in voice overs, Cheech said he got a bunch of money from “The
Lion King”, he said he was in “Cars”, Brent thinks it’s a great
career, he said they were on “South Park” (in the episode called
“Cherokee Hair Tampons”). Spice wondered how they got back together,
Cheech said money, he said he doesn’t hang with Chong much, as he has
a wife, Chong said they hang out during the show. Cheech said his son
is a DJ, Chong said they’ll have a DVD on April 20, we then heard the
“Dave’s Not here” sounder. Chong remembers a scientist who did
something like that. Bubba asked about the groupies, Cheech said they
never had groupies, Chong said his wife is listening. Bubba asked
about the best weed, Chong said anything given to them by a nude
woman. Spice said Pantera would like his bong signed, Cheech thinks
Origan is a great place, he said the room smelled like cat pee, Brent
said you know it’s good weed. Bubba wondered about Amsterdam, Chong
said he was a guest judge at a weed contest, he said he practically
passed out. Bubba asked about Canada, Chong said he was just there, he
said he and his son stayed in his studio apartment. Spice wondered if
the guys were into blow, Cheech said they tried it for a second, he
said it would mess up the act, Chong said they would have to have
medics, Cheech said the cops are cool, Chong said the cops were
fighting over who wants to take them down town, he then recapped a
story when they got arrested for obscenity law, Cheech said they peed
on the cop, as they were acting like Ralph and herby, he said it was
great to sit with some drunk fans, a guy told him to say to the judge
that a colored guy sold him drugs, he then recapped the story of a guy
who through bullets at them. Bubba asked about George Lopez, Cheech
said he’s a great guy. Spice asked the guys who they liked in WWE;
Cheech said they hung out with some girls. Spice asked about Salvia,
the guys said no, Manson said weed is perfect, the website is
Cheechandchong.com; Cheech said some dude squatted on it. Chong said
they drew up a contract with a cutoff date, Bubba thinks the higher
Tommy gets, the more he’s a genius, Spice thinks he’s a stoned Bill
Gates. Cheech said he has GetOnMyFace.com, Bubba said they grew up
with their stuff, Spice said you should look at their credits, Chong
said he really loved “that 70’s Show”, he said Ashtin is a cool dude,
Spice said he would take Chong over McCaine, Chong said that he’ll
stay out of range, as McCaine can punch, they then went to commercials
a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Big Mike P calls in


Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Unity In the
Community”. Bubba had no idea what was going on, Spice said the guy is
really good, bubba thinks it’s pretty good, he then went over some
birthdays, Brent said Daryl Strawberry went downhill after he got
hooked on crack. Bubba said that “disco Duck” started out as a parody,
Brent said they played the crap out of it, ned said “Fuck the duck, I
want some blow”, Brent said Rick Dees used to be late for work, and
would have carts of him announcing the time. Mike P came on; he said
he’s from Sanfernado Valley. Spice wondered if he fucked Akira, Mike
said no, he said a lot of porn chicks go to college, Brent said Mike
is a big guy, Mike said he’s five eight 240, he said he can bench 350.
Bubba asked about his album, Mike said he’s got tracks on iTunes, we
then heard “Give A Fuck”, Bubba said he likes it, saying it reminds
him of Southern rock, he was cracking up at the part where Mike came
in, he told Spice to play this, Brent thinks some of this stuff is
true. Bubba asked Mike his favorite track, Mike said he likes the one
he’s playing now, Bubba thinks you don’t fuck with Johnny Fraddo, Mike
said he guess pussy from hanging out with him. We then heard “Give Me
shelter Again”, which features The Rolling Stones song “Give me
Shelter”, Brent thinks a local music critic would freak out if he saw
the show. Bubba asked Mike where he produces his stuff, Mike said he’s
got two studios, he said he’s got his own label going. We then heard
“Zed’s Dead”, Mike said it’s the guy from “Pulp Fiction”. Bubba asked
him if he sold a lot of downloads, Mike said when he wraps, it’s just
him, Bubba thinks you’d get clowned for riding your chopper with an
iPod. We then heard “one Percenter”, Bubba thinks black guys would be
afraid of the hell’s angels. Spice asked about rough Riders, Mike said
it’s all one club. Bubba asked him what clubs are they cool with, mike
said they’re cool with everyone, he said he can get along with anyone,
he said he judges a man by character. Bubba said it’s good stuff, mike
thanked bubba for playing his stuff, he said to type in big Mike P in
the search engine, he said check periodically. Bubba thanked Mike for
coming on; he thinks you can’t ask a lot of hard questions, Spice said
he just wants to live. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – B-Fudd calls in, teacher having sex with student

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Brent wonders how you can blame all the violence on ICP, as all
the songs are about violence. Bubba thinks he caught Spice eating,
Spice said he was finishing, Bubba wonders who got them lunch, Manson
thinks Spice is an in great. Mark in Boston wondered how Bubba would
like to be remembered, Bubba wasn’t sure, he thinks he’s in better
shape than the caller, he asked the guy his blood pressure, the caller
said he has low blood pressure, Brent thinks he’ll die of natural
causes before Bubba does. The guy said he didn’t mean anything bad,
Brent thinks they had a song about bubba dying (“Raw and Uncensored”
disc 2, track 21). Bubba thinks it’s what the guys would want, Brent
said he’d like to continue on, Manson said the same, Bubba thinks
Spice would mother fuck him in death, Spice thinks it would be Jeff
Tingle, the guy who sent them pizza. Bubba thinks Spice would sit in
his spot, he thinks the guys would be out of control if he wasn’t
there to keep them in check. The guy wondered what the neighbor think
of him, Bubba said he’s really quiet; Ned thinks the guy is writing an
article for a high school newspaper. Bubba said ed has an offering, he
said he’s had Rich holding, Ned thinks the guy has nothing better to
do. Rich in New York thinks Bubba looked good on TNA; he wondered if
anything was scripted, bubba said he went with it. Rich said he
remembers the B-Fudd drive-thru bit (May 6, 2008), Bubba thinks people
would kill him, he thinks they can’t play the abortion one (November
11, 2008). We then heard B-Fudd’s bumper, B-Fudd said something about
abortion, Spice asked him to cry like a baby, which he did, Bubba
liked how B-Fudd went into a Bubba like voice. B
-Fudd acted like a kid, he then went into Bubba, making crunching
sounds, Bubba liked how B-Fudd got diss interested in his own bit.
B-Fudd said he was playing poker online, he saw a guy who asked him if
he was retarded, he told the guy yes, Ned thinks his bit is better
than this, he thinks the call sucks, B-Fudd goofed on Ned, he called
ned an old time fart, Ned yelled that B-fudd is a retard, he asked him
“How does my load taste, you fucking tard?” Spice thinks he’ll say
that to his girlfriend and see what happens. We then heard some noises
in the background; B-Fudd said he was smacking his cock on Ned’s
forehead. Bubba said a woman turned herself in for having sex with
some students, Bubba said that guy is going to get ribbed in jail, we
then heard a news clip about that, he thinks she’s kind of hot, he
thinks she has a bit of a buck tooth, Brent said one of the guys in
the clip is trying to hold back his laughter, he thinks the husband
found out and gave her the option to either march down to the station,
or he could make it hard for her. Bubba said some 14 year-olds would
fuck a snake if it stood still, he thinks the news should be like how
they handle it, he said he had a bonor when he was 15, he said he had
this one teacher he liked, he wishes they would open up, Spice told
the guy thanks for nothing. Bubba thinks his race would be canceled,
the guys think all the teachers do is talk, Spice said students talk
about a breakup, Ned said she’s facing some charges of fucking and
giving head, Brent thinks Bubba is okay for racing, Spice did his
“bitchc I told you” thing, Bubba joined in. Spice wonders how many
times did he cum in her mouth, he then acted like a kid asking that
question, Bubba told Spice not to say that, Ned told the guy to wrap
it up. Bubba thinks the real Sponge bob would sound the way the
character does, Spice as Bubba thinks Sponge Bob was real, Bubba
thinks Tom is tired of getting that, Bubba thinks ned pussed out. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – Ned’s New bit, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with Bubba on march 24, then into Ned’s Interview with Tom Kenny,
ned said that he’s a big fan, Tom said Sponge years would be 35, he
said it’s going on after 12 years, he said he gets paid in crabby
paddies. Ned thinks Mr. Crab’s daughter a whale, Tom isn’t sure if Mr.
Crabs fucked a whale, he thinks these are questions that need to be
brought up. Ned thinks Squidward is gay,
Tom said he also takes long baths on the show. Ned said he dvr’s the
bath scenes, he wonders if tom has ever drilled a hole in a crabby
patty, Tom said it’s a food fantasy. Ned said he plays chat Roulette
while jacking off, tom said the game is like GTA, without the gangs,
Ned thinks he needs the cheat codes for that, Tom was cracking up at
the stuff ned was saying. Ned thinks you have to jump around and wave
the controller, he said he’d like to jack his dick while tom was
talking to him as Sponge Bob; he called Sponge bob a porpis piece of
shit. Bubba said he couldn’t believe it lasted that long, Spice thinks
that was another bridge burnt. Bubba said he was going to ask
something, he wondered what’s up with the chat roulette, Brent said
the internet is down on both computers, Brent said chat roulette is
awesome, he then explained it to Bubba, he said when Amanda was making
fun of the penises on there, guys were hitting next like crazy. Bubba
wonders if there’s any releaf in site, Dave said they need to reset
some stuff, Bubba liked how Dave is positive. Bubba took a call from a
guy who asked how many takes did it take to make a commercial, Bubba
said a lot. Harry said there’s something called Hydrogen 3, Brent told
the guy Bubba could care less, he got Eviled a short time later. Jeff
in Vegas wondered when Bubba will apologize to Tom Taylor; the guy
then said “Red Dragons” and hung up. Bubba took a call from a guy who
said he used to race Danica, he said her Dad would set up her
goe-cart, Spice goofed on the guy’s voice, he then goofed on bubba,
thinking it’s familiar. Bubba got the Wiffle Ball bat and cracked him,
Brent got whacked, Spice couldn’t stop laughing when Bubba said he
pays a crew chief, he thinks it’s bullshit that the web is still down.
Spice thinks they can do Russian roulette with a B B Gun, Brent thinks
shooting someone in the ass would work. Bubba wondered when the net
will be up, he thinks Spice is a shit eater, ned thinks shitting on a
foot is nothing. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – shooting balls

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Bubba Saw”. Bubba said all they
do is hate on each other; he said they got the sling shots with the
super balls. Bubba fired one, it measure 67 mph, he wonders if it
picks up speed. Bubba then fired another one, it registered 95, he
said if Tom Taylor apologizes to him, they’ll be cool. He fired
another one, this one was a 98, Brent said they could have fun with
this. Spice as Big dick bet he could get it to 100, as the last one
was 99. He fired another one, 103; he asked if anyone could beat that.
Bubba pulled it way back, he got a 94, he then asked Brent to launch
one, Brent said the balls were called, he got a 91, his next was an
82, his last was 57. Spice stepped up, he got a 119, bubba thinks it’s
out of control, he thinks Spice has long arms. Bubba had Manson give
it a try, he got a 101, Brent said he almost hit both of them. They
then ended the show a few seconds later.


3 Responses

  1. KLUTZY T. KLOWN

    I was looking for the juicing recipe I heard last week. i would like to get on board with it.
    Your show ROCKS! Keep up the great work guys !!
    Forever Fan, KLUTZY

  2. KLUTZY T. KLOWN

    told i was a KLUTZ ! LOL
    gave you wrong email in last message
    Please forward the juicing recipe as i want to get on board with it.
    Thanks again,
    Dale “KLUTZY”

  3. Dustin

    Im looking for the name of the bumper song that started out as classical music and then went into rap. Thanks guys, see you in Calgary

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