Friday, January 29, 2010

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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

FM Show

Segment 1 – Weekend plans, sports scores

The show started off with Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” as
bumper music. Bubba said that Fridays are long days for them, Spice
said he’ll be going to the Gasparilla parade tomorrow, he then said
he’s in a loft, saying that he liked it. Bubba asked him what was
cheaper; Spice said they were both the same price. Ned thinks he’ll
show his junk for beads, Bubba said this is the warmer parades; he
then went on to say that John Gruden will be on today. Spice said even
Gruden’s texts are intense. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he said
this is his last weekend of sanity; the guys cracked up when he
mentioned Donna’s email over wrestling, Manson described it as a guy
getting hit in the crotch. Spice thinks wrestling should outlaw the
really skimpy stuff. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – CP Trav, Ronald Cummings audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN 2010 race.
Bubba went over some birthdays, Spice wondered if Oprah is fat again,
the guys think so, they then discussed the Payne Stewart plane crash.
CP Trav was on the line, he said that he’s 40; he said he’s just
trying to talk slow enough for the guys to understand, Ned thinks it’s
not working out. Marco Island, Ned said he’ll be there, but he won’t
perform. Spice wonders how they’ll be able to spot CP Trav, Bubba
thinks he’d probably remember what he looks like. Trav wondered if the
show is sold out, Bubba wonders why there’s a second show. Trav
wonders if he should’ve even said that, we then heard the tymbal.
Brent said they’ve got two shows, 9:00 and 10:45, Trav said he’s got
tickets to both shows, Ned hopes he doesn’t sit near him. Bubba
wonders why Trav is so normal today, Trav said something, Spice
couldn’t figure it out. We then heard a news clip about Elizabeth
Edwards splitting up with John. BJ in Phoenix said Bubba was on tna,
bringing Jeff Jarrett in the office, he then said Earl got fired for
embezzling money from Vince. Bubba thinks AJ Styles will be a new Ric
Flair. Spice said Bubba also appeared with Mick Foley, BJ said Bubba
looks a little nervous out there. Bart in Orlando said Ronald Cummings
was on Nancy Grace, Bubba said he has the audio of Ronald on channel
4. We then heard the news clip about that, Bubba said they guessed it
was over a drug deal that went bad, Spice thinks he’s guilty. The guys
crack up when Ronald said “unjustifiable homicide”. Bubba had to dump
the audio, Brent thinks Channel 4 doesn’t care; he thinks someone
should get fired because of that, the guys cracked up when the clip
ended. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – emails, Bubba quizzes Spice and Manson on race parts

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Tom the Treeman
appearing at side Splitters Comedy Club this Sunday. We then heard
Chicago as bumper music. Tracy in Jacksonville said the reporter is
awesome, Bubba thinks she’s horrible at broadcasting, he thinks the
editor is less talented, Spice thinks Helen Keller edits the audio.
Bubba accused the guy for being a mark for the reporter, he said it’s
not the same, he then went on to say that the car their offering off
at the raffle is a Hogan type car, with yellow and red stripes. The
first email of the day says Bubba doesn’t know much about hockey,
Bubba said he watches it, he said he gets the rules. The emailer said
they liked the interview with Jeff Halpern. Another emailer said Bubba
is a gimmick. Another emailer wondered the name of the energy packet,
Bubba said it’s GetFein.com. Another emailer said they’re interested
in building a 350, he then listed the products he uses, he thinks Ned
is mocking him. We heard someone fiddling with the bell, Bubba
admonished the person for doing that, Spice suggests Bubba just put
the stuff on the site, Bubba told him no, saying it was his show.
Spice said he doesn’t know what a valve does, nor does he care, he
thinks it lets something go somewhere, Bubba told him he was half way
there; Manson thinks Spice isn’t paying attention. Bubba asked Spice
to repeat what he just told him, this had Spice and Manson cracking
up. Bubba told the guys that they’ll have a quiz, he admonished the
guys for not paying attention, Manson said the k and n filter makes
your car sound like a badass. Bubba said as much as the guys are
trying to fight it, Spice is learning something, Spice said he’s
having a tough time retaining all this stuff, he said this is like
waiting for the bell to ring at school. Bubba went over some other
stuff he uses; Ned thinks he’d be interested in the company Manly.
Bubba asked Spice to name something, Spice was laughing his ass off at
that, he then said he had no clue. Manson said this is like a level of
hell for him and Spice. Bubba wonders if he’s waisting his time, Spice
said he is. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – John Gruden, Chris Matthews’s audio

Bubba played the Monday Night Football music; he said John Gruden was
on hold. John said it was great to be on, he said JT is comfortable
sitting in the black hole. Bubba said he almost got into a fight with
JT over Gruden on coaching, John said he’s met some really cool people
while doing his gig. Bubba asked him if he’d ever go back to the game,
John said he misses coaching, he said he’s trying something he’s never
tried before, he said now he gets a chance to bond with his family.
Bubba asked him about the Saints, John said their goal is to hit the
quarterback, he said they’re second when it comes to turnovers, he
thinks Drew Breeze has found a way to exploit the Colts. Bubba said
the colts depend on the run, John said you’re looking at the best in
football, he said Drew was 1500 yards short of Dan Marino’s record
last year. Bubba asked him his thoughts on the Probowl, John said the
older format appeals to him a little more than it’s like now; he
thinks the longer layoff is better. Bubba asked him what Farve might
do, John thinks it’ll get dramatic in the next few months, he said
that they should leave him alone; he thinks Farve will come back.
Bubba wondered if the guy out of Cinci can turn things around, John
said he likes Brian Kelly, he said you should check his background, he
said Jerry Phelps fired his Dad, he said the fighting Irish song pumps
him up. Bubba thinks maybe JT the Brick is on to something, he thinks
the Dallas job is tainted by Jerry Jones, Brent said he hates him, he
said him and Daniel Snyder are the worst. Bubba thinks the Dallas job
is something nobody wants, Brent said what Jerry Jones did to Tom
Landry was disgusting. Bubba asked Spice about the flag colors, Spice
thinks the blue flag with a purple stripe is the gay pride one, Bubba
told him it’s the flag that tells you to move over. We then heard a
clip of David Stern explaining the reason behind suspending some
players; Spice said you should stop trying to be a gangster. Brent
said these guys were warned verbally and in writing about guns. Spice
thinks he sounds more like a cop, Bubba thinks he sounds disgusted.
Brent said Chris Matthews was simply paying Obama a compliment, we
then heard the clip; Bubba said they’re always looking to bury you
with a sound clip. Bubba said the director of a Holocaust museum is
offended over Bubba’s comments on Haiti. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Holocaust director complains about Bubba

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN race, then
into “Saturday Nights Alright for Fighting” as bumper music. Bubba
went back to the emails; one emailer said they liked Bubba’s thoughts
on being President. Another emailer asked Bubba to apologize for his
Haiti comments. Another emailer said they liked the Hershel Walker
interview, describing Hershel as a humble guy. Another emailer asked
who will be going to the pagan Pothead’s Tour. The last email of the
day asked a good club to go to; Bubba said Solid Gold in North Miami
Beach is a good place to visit. Bubba said the director of a holocaust
museum, he said there’s a right way to tour the place, he thinks
calling Hitler barbaric doesn’t do justice. Bubba said he’s not going
to visit the museum after this, he said he’s not downplaying the
museum’s purpose; he thinks comparing Haiti to the Holocaust is
disrespectful to the Holocaust. Bubba then read the letter, he thinks
she’s taking one word and using it against him, Brent thinks comparing
anything to the Holocaust is dishonest. Spice said they could stay
there for three weeks, and it still wouldn’t work. Bubba said he’s
apologized for his comments, saying that when he apologizes for
something, he covers it all. Spice thinks she’s saying “come to the
museum, or else”. Bubba said he’d be more interested if he could have
a Holocaust survivor talk on the show, he said he’s not interested in
her strong arming him into going, he said that dog just doesn’t hunt,
he said they’re the most sympathetic group of people when it comes to
the Holocaust. Manson said they have the most outrageous take, he said
it’s just words. Spice said the word bubba didn’t use was ethnic,
Bubba said she never heard his apology, he said this kind of thing
would be written if he wasn’t going to apologize. Brent said no event
is the Holocaust, and no event is Hitler. Bubba said we should hold on
to the Holocaust, he said it shouldn’t be used in other aspects, he
said painting him as anti Semitic is not going to happen, he said you
can’t downplay stuff like that. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard “The Devil Went Down To Haiti”.
Matt in Sarasota said he agrees with Bubba on his thoughts for the
Museum, Bubba said all she had to do was ask, he said there were other
genocides, he said Dr. Dan Diaco gave him some information. We then
heard a clip of Leno on Oprah, the guys think she just softballed him.
Bubba thinks its crisis control on nbc’s part. Ed in Canada was on
hold for two hours and ten minutes, he said he’s waiting to get his
load off, he said he knows a guy who got a girl pregnant, the woman
against abortion, she cheated on him, he thinks she should move back
in and put something in her eggs, Bubba thinks she should go to
Abortion City. Ed said she already has a kid, he said he has a number
for her; Bubba goofed on the guy’s accent a little. We then heard
“Abortion city” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 1”, track 2. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – No Net Ned, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba
asked Spice to check btls.com in regards to the Boys Club; he thinks
Sluggo didn’t see his email. Ned wondered if there was an open bar,
Bubba said no, he doesn’t want Ned to hang out there. Bubba said he’ll
be going to the Winter Nationals, ned said it’s a party. Ned said he
has a Michael Jackson parody, the song parodies “Billy Gene”, Bubba
wondered what the song is about. Bubba said Ned is the furthest thing
from Michael Jackson vocal wise. Ned said his offering is “Billy bob”,
he said it’s about going out to a bar. Bubba ran ned through some
settings, Ned talked about jet power funny cars, Bubba was laughing
his ass off. Spice said the song is about a girl getting pregnant, Ned
thinks he didn’t write it. Bubba cracked up at ned making Jackson’s
“Ee he” sound, he said it takes balls to do this. In the song, Ned
sings about dancing with a guy who was well hung, Bubba thinks it’s
too dirty, Ned thinks they’re going backwards. Bubba said he’s worried
about the context of knob, Brent said it’s a razor thin wire. Ned said
he’d rather go out and get high. Bubba said a guy won $31,000,000 in
the lottery, he got a lump sum of $17,000,000, Manson said it’s hard
to spend that kind of money. Bubba said some fat white woman ended up
be-friending the guy, Brent said it’s hard to figure out. Bubba said
the woman ended up spending $2,000,000 of the guy’s money; the guy
disappeared in April of last year. We then heard the news clip about
that, Bubba said the butter toothed trailor bitches will get you every
time, he said she was in a wheelchair. Spice thinks she’ll take the
money and use it for her defense. Brent said “The First 48” is one of
the best shows ever. Bubba read an article about happy hour and ladies
night getting shot down, he thinks it’s unconstitutional, Brent said
you’re also taking away the rights of a bar owner. Bubba read an
article about Tiger Woods’s wife sending a text message to a girl,
where she pretended to be Tiger. Bubba wonders how you can hide from
someone in your own house; Manson said he has a big house, Bubba
thinks it all makes sense. We then heard a clip of Bubba on TNA. In
the clip, Bubba tells Jeff Jarrett to not do him wrong. Spice wonders
if it was TNA, or Shakespeare in the park, he said it’s no wonder why
Bubba has a sag card. Bubba said he doesn’t know what to do anymore,
Ned thinks Bubba’s card has been pulled. In the next clip, Bubba is
talking with Mick Foley, Ned thinks Bubba looks like a dog, this had
Spice laughing his ass off. Spice thinks Bubba was more relaxed, Bubba
said Spice has him mind screwed. Todd in Richmond said tna had him
hooked. The guys goof on him saying Stoned Cold 420. We then heard a
news clip about a woman who was accused of having sex with her sun,
Bubba thinks it’s over a ham radio, he thinks it couldn’t be true, but
it could be. We then heard a news clip about an eighteen year-old who
decapitated a dog, Bubba thinks she sounds normal, Brent said she
doesn’t look it, Manson thinks it’s ridiculous, Bubba thinks she’s one
of those bitches. We then heard a news clip about a woman who got her
heart and lungs cut out, Bubba wonders what is wrong with someone if
they do that, the guys did some Chinese accents. Bubba said he’s not
laughing at the story, he said this is Chinese gone crazy. Bubba
thinks we’re pandering by donating breast milk to Haiti, Spice thinks
they should do it, he wants Brent to not drink it before sending it,
he then goofed on Brent, this had the guys laughing. Bubba read an
article about Pope John Paul the Second whipping himself, he then
wonders how someone can be a Saint, Manson said it has to be a
documented miracle. We then heard a bit of “Brain Dead Pope hanging
Out In Rome” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 1”, track 18. Bubba thinks
the audio quality is bad, Manson thinks they should just play it.
Bubba went to Jennifer Leih, she said she heard the breast milk
discussions, she said that her Mom was very concerned over the shelf
life of breast milk, she said her Mom used to make cornbread with it,
Manson was grossed out by that. Spice asked her if she ever ate the
cornbread, Jennifer said no. Bubba asked her if she’s married,
Jennifer said she’s married, but has no kids; she said that she put
her resume for the Leno job. Bubba asked her who she likes in TV;
Jennifer said it’s a tough question. On the man tip, she said Mark
Willson, Bubba thinks it’s time for John to pass the torch. Bubba
asked about Brendan at channel 28, she said he’s hilarious. Bubba
asked her about females; Jennifer said she wouldn’t know, Bubba said
he likes Lee Moody. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Wrapping up the show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaArmy.com
accepting PayPal. We then heard O.A.R’s “Shattered” as bumper music,
Bubba thanked Spice for getting the show introduced to them, he then
plugged some stuff, Manson said if you want to get tickets to the 9:00
show for the Pagan Potheads Tour, get the tickets now. They then ended
the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

The show started off with “Juicey” as bumper music. Bubba said Ned is
mad about something, Ned thinks he had the rug pulled out from under
him. Bubba said when you’re talking about a knob in that kind of
context, it’s a bad idea, Ned suggested they be renegades. Bubba asked
for Dave to find it, he wants Ned to understand the problem; he said
he wants him to be able to do his art, Ned thinks he got jobbed out.
Bubba said that Ned doesn’t care if he gets fired, Ned said asked
Bubba to not mention he sells weed. Bubba potted up the audio of Mike
Alstott on TV, the guys goofed on him, he hopes it rains during the
parade, Spice called Mike a dolt, Manson thinks B-Fudd makes more
sense than Mike Alstott. Jeff the Drunk was on, he said he’s bummed
out over Artie, Bubba said they wish Artie would come back. Jeff
thinks Artie won’t come back, Bubba thinks Jeff is the new program
director, he said that they’ll be fed like the Haitians. Brent said
he loves Satellite, as the guys can make jokes like that. ned said he
would do anything for money he said he’s a filthy money whore. Jeff
asked if Bubba will have hot whores on the show today, Bubba said no,
he ran down the schedule for today. Spice asked him how his liver was,
Jeff said it was fine. Bubba asked Jeff if he got his asshole checked,
Jeff said no, he said half of it was sliced off, he said he had a car
bunckle, he thinks new York State paid for it, he said his last job
was stamping hands, Bubba said Jeff is the last person he’d want doing
that. Jeff said his least favorite Wack Packer is Eliot, Brent said he
likes Eliot, he said he likes Mary Ann. Bubba wondered who would f
high pitch Erick, Brent said a woman called in with that stuff. Bubba
proposed to get anyone in High pitch Erick’s apartment, he said cat
piss is one of the worst things ever, Brent said the bathroom was so
bad; they wouldn’t even go in it. Jeff said he can die a happy man
knowing that Bubba would f him before high Pitch Erick. Dave said
the Tom Tom gps is really easy, the show now has a gps with Ned’s
voice. We then heard some clips of ned giving you directions; the guys
were cracking up during all this. Dave said the Tom tom has 59
different commands, Bubba thanked Ned for participating, he thinks
Hogan should do it. Bubba asked Brent about last week, Brent said he
did guard position first, he said it was medium; he said he can only
stretch so far. Bubba played some clips of Janie Cakes saying anal,
Ned called Brent’s ass a shitlocker. Bubba tried to call Amanda, he
messed up a couple of times, he couldn’t get her. Bubba then called
Amanda’s cell phone, she picked up, she said she’s in the middle of
Pet Smart, she said she wouldn’t like to talk about it in the middle
of the store, she wondered if she has to say the topic out loud, she
said her Mom was on the other line, Brent told her to not worry about
the old bags there. Bubba asked her how it was, Amanda said Brent
farts so much, she was afraid he was going to blast, she said he farts
to the point where he blames it on the dog, Manson thinks it’s not a
very good asshole licking. Brent said he showered before all this,
Amanda said his biggest goal in life is to make someone puke after
farting, Manson said someone has to dream. Bubba thinks she would’ve
stabbed, Amanda said she lasted about three-five minutes, Spiced booed
her for that. Bubba thinks Brent should lick Amanda’s asshole over the
weekend; Amanda said she didn’t know there was a time limit. Bubba
asked her if Brent goes down her, Amanda said he does, Spice said he
only goes down on girls that he cares about. Manson said he can’t
imagine why anyone would want to lick assholes. Bubba said Gary Selzy
texted him, saying that he loves to get that, Brent thinks Gary has
shit in his fur. Spice asked Brent was his technique will be, Brent
asked how Spice does it, Spice it depends on the girl, he then
described what he does, he said it’s been quite a time.
Bubba told Amanda to keep an open mind, she said Brent told a story
last week. Spice asked Bubba what position he’s in while Heather licks
his ass, Bubba said it’s none of his business. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Marry Ann from Brooklyn, No Net Ned revisited

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army
Hulkamaniac shirt. We then heard some Tom Jones as bumper music. Bubba
said one of his favorite race tracks is The Golden Iles, the prize
tonight there is $10,000, Brent thinks it’s not enough for Donny Maran
to show up, Bubba gave him a tymbal for knowing that. Bubba asked him
another question, he got the tymbal again, he told Spice not to be on
cruise control talking about fingering assholes, he told him to stick
around for the duration. Bubba asked Spice some questions, we heard
the tymbal. Brent said once you’ve heard the names after a while, you
tend to remember them. Bubba thinks he shouldn’t have said that Tim
Mcreedy is pregnant. Spice thinks peanuts are bad luck, ned thinks
he’ll dress up as Mr. Peanut for the race, we then heard a promo for
it. Bubba gave the breakdown of the race, Spice said he’s going for
the gusto. Bubba thinks Manson will be first. Spice wondered if Lasker
will be there, bubba said probably not, Spice thinks Gene will have a
problem with them. We then heard a clip from the FM show from earlier,
where Ned was singing “Billy bob”, bubba cut him off after saying
knob. Bubba stopped and started the clip to comment, Ned thinks it’s
tame, the guys cracked up when bubba told Ned to be careful, Ned said
he lied about being careful. Spice said you can almost hear the wind
coming out of his sails, the guys cracked up at that. Bubba thinks
Ned’s reaction was priceless, Brent thinks it’s better than hearing
the song. Mary Ann from Brooklyn said its Wack pack Reunion week on
Bubba’s show, she said this is why they don’t want Howard to go to
regular radio, Bubba said it’s sad that they have to do that. Spice
wondered how her husband deals with it, Mary said her husband works in
the car business, she said they’re big survivors, Bubba goofed on her
accent a little. Mike said he loves the show, he thinks wrestling has
invaded the show, Bubba said it doesn’t happen that much. Mike said he
feels bad that they get Howard’s guests after he does, he then Eviled
him a few seconds later. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – No Net Ned, Special forces, Gene Lasker coming back?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com live
chat with tom the Treeman. We then heard Ned’s “Gay Sex Line 911”. We
then heard “she Hates me” as bumper music, Bubba sang along to the
song a little, he went on to say that the pizza is great, he then let
out a big burp, he turned the song up a little. Ned said he’s ready to
do his bit, Bubba got him hooked up with his settings. Ned went into
the song, where he hangs out with a guy named Billy Bob. Bubba thinks
Ned is losing it, Ned said it’s just a guy, he thinks you’re a pussy
if you got date raped by another man, he then did his Monster truck
announcer thing, Bubba thinks Ned is having his own concert. Bubba
messed with the settings a little more, Ned said some stuff. Dave said
one of his friends went out with his wife, the guy’s cat scratched up
his dick, Bubba thinks it’s not believable, the guy stuck by the
story. Bubba thinks you have to be a pussy to not being able to fight
off a cat if it’s on your dick, he then said they got a bunch of
emails about Travis Fing Travis. The guys then went over the
birthdays, Bubba wondered when the new Ned shirt will be out, he then
said he has a special forces meeting with Big Dick, he said that
Dubbaga will be a sergeant. Bubba is convinced everyone is high, Brent
said he’s not, Spice as Bubba told him to get high and get his asshole
licked, Manson said he loves this job. Spice said he’s thinking about
what he has to do after the show. Bubba said there is one five star
guy, he’s thinking about giving it to Janie Cakes, Manson thinks she
could be seven stars. Bubba wonders if they should bring Lasker back,
under the conditions – he show up when he’s invited, and that he not
show up unannounced. Spice as Lasker did some stuff, Bubba thinks
it’ll go down like that. Brent said no, Spice said no, Dave said no,
ned said yes, Bubba said yes, Manson said yes. Bubba wondered who
should be the tie breaker, Manson suggested Big Dick. Bubba asked the
other guys their thoughts. Pantera said yes, Miller said yes, Carl
Harris said yes, Jabberjaw said no, sluggo said no, Twenty-five said
no, hammil said yes, James said yes, Treeman said no. The guys think
they should count Big dick in for no. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Beaver Phillips Interview

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba had Beaver Phillips on, Beaver said his book is “Copy,
Paste and Bang”, he said the tagline of the book is what it is, he
said he’s not in a hurry to get married, he said it will work for
anyone, he said he doesn’t know how many chicks he’s been with, he
said he didn’t talk about himself in the book. Bubba asked the first
step, Beaver said it goes through so many things, he said he did a
comparison between regular dating and internet dating, he said from
there you have an online profile. Spice asked about match.com, Beaver
said it works. Beaver said Ashley Madison is for people in
relationships,
bubba said he’d like to start a site, ItsAllAboutFing.com. Beaver
said he loves match.com and PlentyOfFish.com, Bubba said he’s never
heard of that site, Beaver said it’s a free site. Bubba suggested Tom
the Treeman check the book out, Beaver said if he wants to, he’ll work
with him. Bubba asked him some of the tips he puts out, Beaver said
you have to have a profile, he said a lot of guys have profiles that
read just like everyone else’s, he said his headline is fat, short,
bald and broke, looking for a supermodel, Spice thinks it works. Bubba
asked him where he lives, Beaver said he’s in Orlando, he said he’s
slowed down, Bubba thinks the book is a crock of shit, he thinks
Beaver can buy pussy. Beaver said he wrote this book, he said he’d
like to prove that it works. Spice asked about overweight guys, Beaver
said big boned, Ned suggested fat piece of shit. Beaver said he did a
test similar on another show, he said he did a test on someone from
Brother Wees’s show, the guy ended up with some girls, he said you can
go to CopyPasteAndBang.com, he said his name of Steve, but everyone
has called him Beaver since he was four, he went on to say that
Match.com throws him a bone. Spice asked him the difference between
match.com and EHarmony.com, Beaver said he didn’t like Eharmony.com as
they picked his matches, he said you have competition regardless.
Bubba asked him what he’s all about, Beaver said it’s not always a
onetime thing, he said he has a dozen girls to deal with. Spice asked
about condoms, Beaver said yes, he said he introduced him to Tasha,
Spice said you’re not meeting that on Match.com. Bubba thanked him for
coming on, Beaver said its $29.69, Bubba wants to have him on in a few
weeks to apologize to him. Beaver told Brent to try some Just for men
stuff, Brent said he likes to do that. Bubba said he hopes to have a
follow up, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s Tribute to Awesome Kong.
Bubba said if you want to line up flowers for Valentine’s day, he
suggested you go to ProFlowers.com, use Tampa as the promotion code,
he likes how they email you when a special holiday you’ve earmarked
comes up, he got distracted with the camera guys. Lonny in California
asked why bubba is so hard on the Hispanics coming over here, Bubba
said he doesn’t’ care if your grandparents came over to America, he
hung up on him. We then heard a clip of Gale haggard discussing her
book about Ted Haggard, Brent said a lot of gay guys use women as
beards, he said King is a rattle trap. Manson wonders what is worse,
if your husband cheats on you with a man or a woman, the guys think a
man. We then heard a clip of Ted haggard talking, Bubba stopped and
started to comment, the guys think it’s the biggest form of hypocrisy,
Brent said she hasn’t said anything. Ned wonders how they cured him,
Bubba thinks the world would be better off if Ted haggard was dead.
Brent said there’s a follow up documentary on Haggard, Spice thinks he
sounds gay, Manson thinks he’s a bottom guy. Bubba said heather would
be long gone if he tried that stuff, Brent thinks it’s all a crock of
shit. Bubba thinks if you have to go to counseling and repress stuff,
it probably didn’t happen. We then heard “Ted Haggard and The Devil”
from “bubba show classics Vol. 8”, track 12. In the bit, Ted is
finishing up a service. The devil corners him about his sexual
experiences. Ted originally rejects it, he then gives in. The bit ends
with him sucking Satan’s cock. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – The State of the TNA, pt. 1

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Hulkamaniac shirt.
Bubba told Hogan to turn his phone off, he then told Erick to come on
the show, he thinks Erick cuts better promos, Erick said ouch to this,
Hogan said he had ground breaking information. Hogan played a message
from Linda telling him to get out, he said that motivates him to get
going, he said he gets a rush, he said he was glad he ‘s out of that
mess. Erick said one phone call could turn shit upside-down. Hogan
said they were going to look over bubba’s performance on TNA, Erick
said he’s amazed Bubba and Hogan like each other. Erick read an email
from a guy who suggested Bubba do an interview segment. Spice asked
him about the Honky tonk Man, Hogan said the cool thing about him is,
that he owns the name Linda Hogan, Erick said it’s because he’s a
scumbag, he said he’d rather shove a rusty nail through his thy then
spend a day with him, he then said that he wouldn’t do a job, Hogan
said that’s not how it happened. Bubba said Erick has to deal with the
big stuff, Erick said Honky Tonk couldn’t draw flies if you rolled him
in cowshit. Vinnie said he’s been into wrestling his whole life, he
said he grew up with wrestling, he likes the way tna is going. He said
Dixie just had an interview about making it family friendly, Hogan
said they’re going to push and push. Bubba asked about Monday nights,
Erick said he only knows what he read on the internet, Hogan said he
has a wish list, he said they discussed the first week of March, he
said it would be great. Bubba asked about macho Man, Hogan said he’d
like for him to come in, and handle Machesemo. Erick said its episodic
television, he said it’s a soap where people kick each other’s ass.
Bubba read an email from someone saying that Vince is still writing,
Hogan asked that it get repeated, Erick thinks bubba is getting hot.
Hogan said Erick gets an overview of the stuff, he spins it, Erick
said it’s going bad. Bubba asked how many of Erick’s suggestions has
Hogan changed, Erick said no. Hogan said some of them have destroyed
themselves over wrestling, Bubba said Russo is on the not to be
trusted list. Hogan said they can if all this stuff if Linda works for
Vince. Spice wondered if tna has some great girls, Erick said some
girls are hot. Hogan said the one girl in question doesn’t know how to
lock up, he said she’s one of the boys. BJ in Phoenix said the product
has changed, he said it’s great to see two geniuses in the business,
he asked about Desmend Wolf, Erick said he likes that guy, Hogan said
no comment, he said he killed it last night. BJ asked about Canada, he
wonders if it’s a shot at Vince. Erick said it’s a shot, he said its
great entertainment, he said you haven’t seen the story yet. Hogan
said they’ll do anything to make the product really good, he said
they’ve got the guy who screwed over Brett Hart, he said Earl had to
do it. BJ asked about the Power Plant, he also asked about doing stuff
in the industry. Erick said they don’t have a developmental situation
yet, he did mention Knocks Bros Wrestling. Bubba said he loves the
black Pope, Erick said he loves him, Hogan said he loves him, he said
he’s tired of seeing him get beat. Bubba said he loves Abis, Hogan
said he’s his favorite, he said he’s the next John Cena. Erick said
he’s got a great attitude, he said he’s 110% dedicated, Hogan said
they’re looking at some of Steve Kerns’ guys. Bubba asked if they’ve
had some wwe guys contact them, Erick and Hogan said yes. Hogan didn’t
know what Bubba ment by saying the State of the TNA, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – The State Of the TNA, pt. 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN race, then
into “southern Cross” as bumper music. Bubba thinks Hogan wouldn’t be
able to work at the BRN, Hogan said he gets up every morning at four.
Hogan said he loves Sting, but it screws them up as far business goes,
Erick said he agrees with Hogan on this. Tom suggested they bring in
Brooke to stir up some controversy, Hogan said it could be a problem,
he thinks she could end up playing Strip poker with Val Venis. Sean
said Erick and Hogan are the best, he wonders if we’ll ever see Hogan
and Ric flair, Hogan said he was ready. Sean asked about the
Hulkamania tour on DVD, Erick said not likely. Bubba took a call from
a guy who thinks Hogan is a scumbag, he said he’s the worst wrestler
ever, Hogan said he hasn’t had a good match since 1989, Bubba told the
guy to settle down, Brent thinks you can hear the retainer. The guy
said that Hogan has brought down a lot of towns, Erick asked him how
much blow he’s been doing, Bubba thinks the guy’s heart is going to
explode, he said Hogan has put the rock over at Wrestlemania, he told
the guy to be a gentleman about it. The guy said the problem he has
with Hogan is that he never put anyone over, he said Hogan ran wcw in
the ground, we then heard the coocoo sound effect in the background,
Bubba told him that Hogan walked out of the room, he told the caller
he had some great stuff. Brent thinks he should call up a football
coach. Ed in St. Lewis thought the previous caller was a douchebag, he
wondered why they’d do the thing they did on tape, he said they
could’ve done it live, he said nobody knows who AJ Styles is. Bubba
said prior to the Canada screw job, what else tna has done, Ed said
they tried to take Brett hart’s storyline, Bubba told him he gets it.
Erick said the guy is welcome to his opinion, but the ratings will say
otherwise. Bubba said when he first came back to Tampa, he attacked
MJ, Hogan said they’ll do different things, Bubba said this stuff will
keep on going. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – The State Of the TNA, pt. 3

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Hulkamaniac shirt.
Bubba said he doesn’t know what mode Hogan is in. Bubba asked Erick
his thoughts on Vince McMahon as a person and a promoter. Erick said
there’s no denying that Vince is a great business man, he said he
likes him, he said he doesn’t take shit from anyone, he thinks he’s
not that creative though. Spice asked him about the one point where
they had a feeling when the run was over, Bubba thinks it was when
Russo came in. Erick said it was in 1998, he said when aol and Time
Warner merged, the suits wanted them to be family oriented. Spice said
growing up, he didn’t know the business aspects of it, Erick said
history has repeated itself. Craig said he’s watched Hogan for years,
he said his son is a big Hogan mark, he asked if Hogan will be signing
anymore books, Hogan said not in the near future, he said he’d love to
get one for his kid. James in California came on, the guys knew it was
BJ, the guys were cracking up, Erick guessed that free agent is the
same as unemployed. Joe said he met Erick at a hotel, he loves how
they got rid of the six-sided ring. Erick said they’re just trying to
build a story. Spice said he didn’t like seeing David Arquette beating
up another guy who he didn’t know. Bubba asked who the one person from
Wwe would be, Hogan picked Orten and Cena, Erick thinks The Big show
hasn’t been committed, he said Chris Jericho is talented. Bubba thinks
tna should be an option for them, Erick said absolutely. Bubba said
Hogan has said that Jericho is a great guy, Hogan said he goes through
periods, he said the character back then was great. Joe the Supermark
was on, he said he’d expect anything less, he wondered why they’d feel
the need to mention Vince, bubba said they’re secure to mention it.
Erick said you can’t win a fight if you don’t throw a punch. Joe asked
who Hogan would have a match with, Hogan said it depends on how full
of himself AJ Styles is, they then ended the show a few seconds later.