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This is your loyal blind scribe,
with today’s recap.
Enjoy, Lawrence

This recap goes out to Spice, as this Sunday is his special day. Happy
birthday Spice!

FM Show

Segment 1 – Sports scores, hand sanitizer

Bubba started off by asking Manson if the bumper music kicks in,
Manson said no. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he then discussed
Quit Jell Advanced hand Sanitizer, he got it yesterday, Heather wanted
him to get some for the pink ribbon on it. Spice asked Ned if he’d do
the breast cancer walk with him this year, Ned said he can’t walk that
far, the guys think Ned will go shirtless, with a fake breast cut off.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Catsup, JT The Brick

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for The Pagan Potheads
Tour, then into “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” as bumper music. Bubba
said catsup is changing, he said he loves the pump kind; Spice said
you need about 70 packets to get what you need. We then heard a news
clip about that, the guys goof on it being the biggest development
ever, Bubba had to explain it, the guys didn’t seem all that
impressed. We then heard a news clip of Joushlin James complaining
about a golf ball with her face on it, Spice got voice mail on JT the
Brick. Manson said he got a picture of the catsup think Bubba
mentioned earlier, Bubba told him to not disrespect it, he then
wonders if they have a bumper for JT, he then looked over his intros.
JT said the first two listeners who follow him, will be brought to
Vegas; he said he’s a proud member. Bubba asked him to recap it, JT
said two round trip tickets and dinner with him, he said he doesn’t
care what it is, he said New Orleans decided not to come yet, he said
it shows you how hard core the fans are. Spice said you could look at
it at the party aspect, Brent said JT is right, they’re clamoring for
the Super Dome to open. JT said he and Bubba are going to hang out
with NASCAR, he said Indi doesn’t bring the Martygraw style, he then
said Freeny hasn’t practiced all week, he said he’s questionable. He
then said he hung out with some people, he listed some people; he said
it’s a heavy Indi love fest. Bubba recapped his chat with Gruden; he
told JT he was right. JT thinks the final score will be 28-21 in favor
of the Colts. Bubba wondered if the Saints will bring the troops, JT
said if the Saints win, he thinks it’ll be the biggest after party
ever. Bubba wonders if the Cubs will ever make it to the World Series,
JT said they’re the number 3 game, he said his wife is a Cubs fan, he
said he won’t allow his kids to be Cubs fans. JT said the Packers are
the greatest fan base ever, we then heard the Go pack go sounder.
Bubba asked about Johnny Damian, T thinks the white socks will get
him, he thinks the Angels will have a great season; he likes how the
owner lowered beer prices. Bubba asked him if he saw Deion Sanders, JT
said no, he then said he met Barry Sanders, he said once you’re in a
bad moment as a celebrity, it stays with you forever. Brent asked what
he’d think of a prognogistic who picked some teams within three
points; JT said you’re only as good as your last game. Bubba said you
can follow JT the Brick at Twitter.com/JTTheBrick; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BRN Race. Bubba
said if you want to see some good racing, go to the East Bay Action
track, Manson said Trace is excited by it, Spice said Tasha is nervous
if he crashes. Manson wonders what the top speed of the car is, Bubba
said about 60 mph, he thinks it’ll be fifteen minutes, he thinks Spice
will spin out, he then went over some birthdays for the next few days,
he wonders if he saw “The Butter Fly Effect”, he then thinks it’s too
deep for him. Joe in Richmond wondered how they are in the ratings,
Bubba said they suck, he said they’re in a horrible month; he said he
was supposed to go up there and race, but he had a schedule conflict.
Ryan said on Monday, his wife ended up walking out on him and his two
kids, he said she sold his Mom’s vehicle, they found it yesterday, it
was picked up at a crack house, Manson wonders how the guy didn’t know
his wife was a crack head, Bubba thinks he needs a sist on his thyroid
for a few months. The guy said his kids ask him how to deal with it,
Bubba said he should tell the kids that mommy is sick, and she needs
to get better, Ned thinks she’s a crack whore. The guy said his wife
ended up sleeping with his best friend, Bubba thinks he’s not a good
cop, Spice wonders if her name is Melanie, Bubba told him to give it
up, he thinks the guy is wet behind the ears, he told him not to be a
sucka. The guy said he has no one to turn to, Bubba told him he needs
to role his sleeves up, Spice thinks he doesn’t have his dignity. The
guy said he met her in Jacksonville at a strip club, Bubba thinks he
is a sucka, he said she was a bar tender, the guy said she walked out
on an eighteen month old, Bubba wonders if the guy is serious, he said
he should’ve gone to Abortion City, he suggested the guy take a course
in not being a sucka 101, he said Dr. Joe Saturley texted him, saying
the guy is in denial, he asked him if he got a dna from the first kid,
the guy said no, Ned asked for the guy’s email, he’d like to send him
some stuff as a Nigerian Prince. Bubba thinks if he does a DNA test,
the guy should look for a bridge, Spice thinks he’ll be the guy who
duct tapes the cell phone to his head when he’s jumping off a bridge.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Racing, emails, Pantera gets ass faced

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo to vote for Janessa
Brazil. Bubba said he knows it’s a repeat, Ned told him to tighten it
up. We then heard an anti racing bumper, Bubba then went over some
racing results, the bell was heard in the background, Spice yelled for
everyone to get on the suck train, we then heard the gong, then the
cowbell. Bubba said the fans tell him all that stuff is disrespectful,
he said Francis hates peanuts, he told Spice not to do it, Brent
thinks you can’t wear green, Manson thinks the pilot of the Hindenburg
was eating peanuts, Spice said he heard Dale Earnheart was eating
peanuts, bubba told the guys that wasn’t even funny. Bubba hit Spice a
few times, Spice said he doesn’t want anyone to go to Sting Ray Chevy
with peanuts, Bubba told the guys it wasn’t funny, he said it’s a
racing thing, Manson thinks the concession stand is playing with fire
by selling peanuts. Bubba said he’s not going to give the guys any
ideas, he said they’re killing the show; he said Spice is being a dick
to be a dick. The first email said they almost lost it over the Tebow
bit, they loved it. Another emailer asked how the dump button worked;
Spice thinks he wouldn’t explain it. Bubba said the show runs through
a little box, he said it gives him seven seconds to dump the audio,
Dave said they can have several seconds. Another emailer wondered if
the Dr. Dan diaco discount is going down, Bubba said yes. Another
emailer said they’ll have the radar unit in Dayton. Another emailer
said they can’t find the chicken dip, Bubba said the state of Florida
squatted on Dave for not selling it, Brent thinks it’s a shakedown.
Bubba said that at least he can sell it at the Florida State Fare.
Another emailer said they were cracking up over the Tom the Treeman
leech stunt, the guy said a large amount of leeches could cause Tom to
bleed out; the emailer suggested they use less leeches. Bubba said
that Robin Brad will be on the show next week, Brent said he’s excited
to do that, the guys think they should do something for bike week.
Bubba wonders what you do when your car goes into the water, and your
car loses power, Spice said he’s heard you have to smash a window,
Manson said you’re supposed to let the car fill up with water, he said
he has one of the tools, Spice said Tasha is concerned about that
stuff, he said she always roles down the window when going over a
bridge. Dave suggests using a seatbelt is just as good. We then heard
a news clip about that, Manson said he’s heard that drowning is
painful. We then heard the 911 call, Bubba said the guy is amazingly
calm, he said he would be frantic, he wonders if the call stops, he
asked for Pantera to come into the studio, he asked Spice to take the
gong, he told Pantera to face the gong, he thinks Pantera is dumb,
Manson thinks Pantera won’t be able to reach the gong. Bubba asked
Pantera for a practice kick, Manson cracked up at it. Bubba had him
kick the gong for 1:12, he ended up breaking it, they had him kick the
fence instead, he told Pantera not to tare stuff up. Bubba had him
kick again, Bubba said Spice is going to sit on Pantera’s face, bare
assed, he cracked up when this happened, Pantera said it wasn’t that
great, Bubba was cracking up, Spice said that stuff never gets old for
him. Bubba told Ned about a new drive shaft company, where the drive
shaft is made out of carbon fiber, Ned said it doesn’t weigh much, he
thinks he could do curls with it, he said he’d like one for free.
Bubba said he took a lot of heat over the Haiti issue, we then heard a
clip of Lill’ Wayne talking about the Haiti issue. Bubba read an
article about an Atlanta homeless shelter getting a foreclosure, Spice
and Manson think it’s ironic. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for The Pagan Potheads
Tour. We then heard “Ragusa’s So Horny” from “bubba’s new and Misc
Hits Vol. 3”, track 6. Bubba thinks teachers having sex with students
is a big issue, he said that kind of stuff wouldn’t’ happen back in
the day, we then heard a news clip about that. Bubba wonders what a 39
year-old woman would want to do with a 14 year-old boy, the guys think
she’s decent, Spice said at any night club, at the end of the night,
there’s going to be some guy looking for a girl, he said if that was
him, he wouldn’t say anything, the guys think otherwise, Bubba
recapped how it would go down, he thinks once you’ve learned how to
masturbate, it’s over, Ned thinks Hershel Walker is a liar. Manson
wonders if the guy is overly developed, Spice thinks the kid is going
to be the most popular student there. Bubba wants to pay to get her
out, he wants to interview her, he then suggested she go out with tom
the Treeman. Joe in Lake Wales said he had an experience with a
teacher, he said it was an art teacher, he started coming on to her,
he said they had some beers, Bubba thinks the guy is 45 and still
doesn’t have much, he thinks she was an eight. Bubba asked him if they
had sex, he said no, Bubba then Eviled him a few seconds later.
We then heard Joe the Supermark’s bumper, he wished Spice a happy
birthday, he also said that Brent’s grandma and his brother celebrate
birthdays, he said Simon Cowl will be replaced by Howard Stern, Brent
said Howard turned it down. Joe said he heard that the Honky Tonk man
was on Sirius, he said Hogan predicted the Super bowl as 36-5, in
favor of the Saints. Bubba took a call from a guy who said he could
bale the teacher out; he said the Buc gets passed down to Bubba. Hogan
was on, Bubba said he’ll have to pick him up later; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Hulk Hogan on the phone

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Ned’s 12 Inch Meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce)”. Bubba called Hogan, we then
heard his bumper. Bubba asked him what he’s doing picking the Super
bowl, Hogan said that was last week, he said his opinion hasn’t
changed, he said he wouldn’t see that game if you paid him, Spice
thinks he’s down and out. Hogan said he’s grumped out because of Fox
news reporting he gave Nick alcohol, Bubba thinks the Graziano are
beating him in the ground, he said the Graziano are claiming that the
doctors caused more problems, Hogan said that was’ the case, he said
Ed Graziano tried to sell John’s organs after 24 hours, Bubba said
he’s sorry Hogan is in a bad mood. We then heard a news clip about the
Graziano looking for money. Bubba said he was there in the hospital,
he said he witnessed the nurses drawing blood, he wonders how they
could take the sample and say the amount of alcohol was double, Spice
thinks they’re throwing stuff against the wall. Hogan said everyone
knows what the reporter is saying is false. Bubba said he can’t wait
for Hogan to get to court, Hogan said he agrees, he said he could’ve
helped John back in the day. Brent thinks in a matter of law, they’ll
get a lot less. Hogan said he had a teacher hit on him, but he was so
scared, he had no idea what to do, he said Linda would often say that
she had sex with her physical Education teacher, he said he called up
rvd, Bubba said he’s a lot more of a seasoned vet than Hogan is, Hogan
said jack Briscoe gave him his first pair of wrestling boots, he said
he painted them black when he got his first match, he said his first
gimmick was the Super Destroyer. We then heard the bell, Bubba said it
means the segment is up, Bubba said Ned puts Hogan over; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Pauly Shore visits the BRN

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo to vote for Janessa
Brazil. Bubba said these kind of intros destroy him, he then asked for
Pauly Shore to come in. Pauly said the bumble Bee Tuna guy is in
Miami, Bubba said every time he sees a tuna can, he thinks of him.
Pauly said he did a ShowTime special, he said he’s got a movie called
“Adopted”, Bubba thinks nothing can top “Encino Man”, Pauly said he
got about three million, he said the good part is that the movies play
on TV. Pauly said when the movies came out, people dissed them, he
said he’s toured the world, he said Canada is good with chicks, Bubba
said they’ll be going there, he then plugged Pauly’s shows, Pauly said
he doesn’t remember what happened the last time he was there, he said
he doesn’t know the politics, he thinks the first time he did the show
was when a guy masturbated on pizza. Pauly said he loves girls, he
said he doesn’t want to cheat, Spice thinks he could’ve done the show;
Pauly said he’s not doing any of these shows. Bubba asked him about a
power struggle between him and his brother, Pauly said it’s one of
those things that are building, he said the guy hasn’t been to the
comedy Store in months. Spice said Pauly got sued by Wes Craven, Pauly
said his sprinkler system broke, Wes got some of the runoff, he said
everywhere you go, the hills come apart. Bubba said Pauly is hooked up
with Kylie Minogue, Pauly said that was during the making of bio-dome,
he said Savanna was years ago. Bubba asked about the Saved by the Bell
girl, Pauly said he hung out with her, he thinks he looks like a baby
version of Hogan. Bubba said he’s heard that Pauly has been around in
Tampa, Pauly said Tampa is dirty, he thinks Bubba did it, he thinks
Bubba is the mayor of Tampa. Pauly said he smelled the stripers in the
other room, Bubba said that February is black history month, Pauly
likes how they have Twenty-five Cent around. Bubba asked Pauly if he’s
looking for some girls, he thinks Andy dick isn’t looking for girls,
Bubba thinks you don’
T want to be Andy dick and do a gig in West Virginia. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Stripper Trivia

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Stripper Trivia –
Black History”. Bubba said they’ve got Ally and Linzy are part of the
day shift, they said they’re good friends; they said they were
familiar with Pauly. Bubba asked them if they’re familiar with black
history, Pauly wonders why they’re giggling so much; the girls said
they’ll end up naked. Pauly asked the first question, one of the girls
said Atlanta, he got buzzed. Pauly then asked another one, they didn’t
know, and got buzzed for that, Pauly said they’re not allowed to be
educated in this contest. Pauly had one for the day shift, they got
buzzed, he said it was the easiest one. Pauly had one for the night
shift, they got buzzed. Pauly had one for the day shift, they sa9id
Rosa parks, they got it. Pauly had one for the night shift, they got
buzzed. Bubba said if they wanted to steal, he then suggests they just
get nude, he advised they stick to stripping. Spice asked a question,
they got buzzed, Bubba said they had a toaster for the night shift, he
then said Pauly asked for the girls to do exercises, he asked they do
toe touches, Pauly wonders if this is legal. Bubba then asked the
girls to do jumping jacks, Spice asked that they make out, Bubba then
asked for them to do a bridge, the guys were cracking up. Bubba had
them do the splits; she thinks they should get some points for that.
Bubba thanked them for coming in, he plugged 2001live.com. Ally said
she’s 33, she said she’s married. Bubba wondered if any of the girls
would like to have sex with Pauly, one of the girls said they’d do it,
Pauly thinks they’re trying to be funny. They then ended the show a
few seconds later.

Sirius show

Segment 1 – Green room audio, Dorothy Hammil on the phone, Israel unemployed?

The show started off with “Juicey” as bumper music, Bubba cracked up
at Ned when he sang the part he likes, Spice thinks Notorious BIG
didn’t eat sardines for dinner. Bubba said Pauly showed him a trailor,
he said it was funny, he then went on to say that Dorothy Hammil will
be on, Ned thought it was Mark Hammil. Bubba said Pauly is trying to
adopt a kid in the movie, he said that he now has a hard card, he
apologized for using the wrong cursor, he freaked out when it didn’t
play, ned thinks they’re having operator issues, he thinks everyone is
watching it. We then heard the clip, where Pauly said he’s going to
adopt a kid, the guys were cracking up at the clip, Bubba said none of
the kids want to be affiliated with Pauly. Bubba wonders if they’re
coming out with the Black FTE shirts, we then heard Israel’s bumper,
he then potted up the audio of the green room, he thinks they should
ask if they’ll f Pauly. Spice came into the green room, one of the
girls think they can’t go outside the club, Bubba thinks they’re
lying, he thinks the Champaign room is a shakedown, he then remembers
what Chris Rock said about that, Ned thinks they’re cackling whores.
Spice came back in saying Pauly is bummed out that they’re teasing
him. Bubba wondered if Dorothy is a cougar or a milf, she said she’s a
has been, she said she got married a few months ago, she said it was
her third marriage, she waited about thirteen years.
Bubba asked her about the first one, she said she dated him for six
years, they didn’t click. Spice thinks it’s intimidating to be with
her, Bubba said he likes to date girls who have no careers, Dorothy
said her first husband was Dean Martin JR. Bubba wondered what she’s
plugging these days, Dorothy said she’s about looking healthy these
days. Spice asked her about beating breast cancer, he asked about her
diet, Dorothy said she ate a lot of red meat in the old days, she said
she had an Olympic apatite, she suggested nuts. Bubba wondered why all
male skaters seem gay, Dorothy said she doesn’t know why, she said
it’s not for her to our people on the phone, she said that some gay
and straight figure skaters are out there, she said that she hasn’t
slept with any of them, she said that Scott Hamilton is married, Ned
thinks it’s a thick beard. Spice thinks the Olympics has lost its
luster over the years, Dorothy said they’ve gotten really big, Bubba
thinks it’s gotten crazy with the sports. Brent said with cable TV,
the audience is spread out. Bubba asked her about the Tonya
harting/Nancy Carigan thing went down, Dorothy said it was insane,
Spice said he’d consider harting white trash, Brent said at least she
didn’t have to crack someone in the knee. Spice said he heard that you
get paid for a metal; Dorothy said she understands that it’s like that
now, she said she was lucky. Spice wondered what you can get doing a
tour like that, Bubba guessed around five hundred thousand, Dorothy
said yes to that, she said Skating with Celebrities was fun, she said
that Todd Bridges was entertaining. Bubba wondered if the triple axel
is the thing for girls, Dorothy said it’s a tough one, she said you
take off forward, only to land backwards. Spice said she had the Camel
hammil, Dorothy said that was her thing, he said that Bubba has a
fantasy about Dorothy, he recapped the situation, the guys cracked up,
Manson suggested they frees his bedroom floor. Spice asked about Brian
Boytonno, Dorothy said she liked when they mentioned him in the south
Park movie, she said he has a cooking show “what Would Brian Boytonno
Make?” Brent said at least Brian is having fun with it. Bubba asked
her about her skin care, she said to exfoliate in the shower, saying a
cool shower is the way to go, Brent said no to this. Dorothy said she
can use some of that stuff on her face, Ned said some stuff in the
background, Spice said he has to stay looking young and fresh, Dorothy
said she has a 21 year-old daughter, she’s skating for fun. Spice said
if he was a champ at something, he’d push his kid into doing the
sport. Dorothy said she’s never smoke weed, she said cheating has
become very prevalent these days, Brent said the Chinese female
swimmers look like men, Dorothy sarcastically said that urine tests
were always fun, she said the site is Everydayhealth.com; she thanked
the guys for having her on. Israel said he got into a bad situation,
he was on a site, some crazy guy almost hit him, he said he was on
probation at the time, he got the big shoe yesterday, he said when
you’re a driver, they’ll make you look like the bad guy, Bubba called
it the Barrack Obama plan. Israel said he’s been in so many
situations, it’s not even funny, he said once someone says company
policy, it’s over, he said the show sounds great, he said he loves it
when bubba is mad, bubba said he feels bad when he does that, he said
he blacks out and doesn’t remember, he said he agrees with bubba on
Haiti, Bubba told him he has a job. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Ned’s new bit, Doug Goodstein, Downer Dave calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo to vote for Janessa
Brazil. Bubba wondered what smells so good; Ned said he’s having
Peanut Butter toast, the guys cracked up at this. Bubba wonders if Ned
puts butter on it, Brent said he’s never tried it, Bubba asked big
dick to make some, he said big Dick won’t put his nut sack on it, he
referred to it as negative nut hair, Bubba and Spice then goofed on
Big Dick. Bubba then asked for some people to email Big Dick, with
their information, Brent thinks the names don’t sound real, bubba said
that they have until February 15 to get a hold of him. Ned said he has
a little ditty, which is a parody of “Fire Flies” called “Black Guys”,
the guys cracked up at Ned’s breathiness, Bubba wishes he had a jug,
he said he has to piss, ned said he was hard while recording this.
Gale came in with a jug, Bubba asked that it be turned off, he then
thinks this isn’t such a good idea. Bubba is shocked big dick thought
of this idea, the guys couldn’t stop laughing. Spice thinks Ned took
the happiest song ever and fed it up. Doug Goodstein was on the
line, he said he’s been trying to reach Bubba, Bubba said Janessa is
leading in the voting, Doug said she’s leading, he then wondered if
he’s on the regular show, he said Destiny Dixon will be on the show
soon, Spice she’s been on the show before, he asked Bubba if he could
host the Howard TV special, Bubba said they could do that. Bubba said
that Charlie Sheen’s suv crashed, the guys think he ghost rid his own
whip, Ned thinks he faked his death, Spice read about that. We then
heard Downer Dave’s bumper, Dave wondered who Ned’s Paul barer is
going to be, Ned said it’s a good question, Bubba guesses the starting
Magic. Ned said Lasker, Spice as Lasker said he’s back in. Ned
suggested Lasker, some male prostitutes, and a midget. Bubba said he’s
had to piss; he wants to get Tom the Treeman laid via cougarlife.com.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Spice VS. The Honky tonk Man, Richard Christy calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour, then into “the Devil Went Down to Haiti”. Brent said he got an
email from someone who says he could help out Israel, he asked him to
email him. Bubba said he was at Target yesterday, he got some Quick
Jell, he said you can’t put a glob on the door handle; Brent said he
likes the spray. Spice said The Honky Tonk man was on “the Shoot”,
Bubba said this proves Honky Tonk will be on any show but their show.
Spice said Honky Tonk was drunk. We then heard the clip, where Honky
Tonk is bagging on Hogan, bubba said the Honky tonk Man calling him
Todd clem doesn’t hurt him, Brent said he’s sent him legal letters, he
calls him Mr. Farris. Honky Tonk said he was ambushed on Bubba’s show,
bubba said Honky Tonk doesn’t realize that he’s getting got, he said
Honky tonk is trying to sue Bishcof, Brent said he’s a public figure.
Bubba sarcastically said that he’s going to lose sleep over Honky Tonk
saying Todd Clem; he said he had an album called “the Todd Clem
Project”. Gary said they’ve got some people who are on the Honky Tonk
band wagon; Honky said he’ll challenge Bubba’s Army. Spice came on and
called him “Honky Tonk F”, the guys cracked up at spice calling him
a fat tub of shit. Bubba said it was four in the afternoon, he got a
message from tom the Treeman telling him the news, he told Tom not to
cal in, he asked that Spice do it. We then heard honky Tonk’s message
where he says he’s going to kick Bubba’s ass, then another one where
he says he’ll put Spice on the list. Bubba thinks Honky Tonk has cock
sucking on the brain, Spice told him to shake, raddled and role down
to the social security office. Honky thinks Spice eats some of bubba’s
shit, Spice asked to have a normal conversation, for $25, he said
Honky Tonk isn’t a bad ass, Brent thinks honky is lame with his jokes,
ned thinks it’s hilarious. Spice wanted to get into Honky’s wife,
Brent thinks he’s the lamest stuff he’s ever heard, Bubba thinks he
has old men’s balls on the brain, Brent thinks Honky Tonk is a fag, he
thinks the iron sheik should hang with him. Bubba thinks they should
call the Honky tonk Man, the guys cracked up when Spice called Honky
out for doing a radio show; Spice thinks Honky is nine months
pregnant. Bubba thinks he’s like the carnival guy, Gary said Honky
Tonk is drunk. Spice offered some money to fight him, Honky Tonk
thinks the guys don’t have a sack, Spice said he’ll never call the
show. Bubba thinks the truth is setting in, Spice said he would feel
happy if Honky Tonk committed suicide. Spice said he grew up watching
the Honky Tonk Man, he thought he sucks. Honky thinks the guys are
marks, he said he worked them to the end; he said the guys bit the
hook. Spice wondered if he even pays taxes, Honky thinks this is the
funniest thing he’s ever heard, Spice said he’s lying. Bubba went to
Richard Christy, Richard came on, saying he was the Honky Tonk, he
said Spice is a badass. Bubba asked Richard what he’s got going on,
Richard said he and sal have cranked the Shoot before, he said he
called up naming old wrestling shows, Spice thinks it was a different
show. Richard said his Dad called him yesterday, Bubba goofed on his
Dad, Richard said he goes back to see them, he said he drinks a lot,
he said he hopes he doesn’t lose his southern drawl, Brent said Papa
john’s pizza is good. Richard said the guys tell him New York City
pizza is good, but he’ll take Papa John’s. Spice said he got some flak
for saying he went to Sobara, Richard said he loves the pizza. Richard
said they had a big release party, Bubba thinks Charred Walls of the
Damned are on meth, he thinks the drumming isn’t real, Brent said
Richard is well-respected. Ned wondered if Richard has a stick tied to
his cock, Richard said someone emailed him with that suggestion, he
said he used to practice two or three hours a day, and then a few more
hours with a band. Bubba asked him how many drum kits he has, Richard
said he has a five piece in the studio, he said you can make it sound
big, Bubba thinks Richard can get after it. Richard said he gets a lot
of energy out playing the drums; Spice thanked him for including the
crew for the liner notes, Richard said he made sure to get everyone on
the show. Richard said he used to see Bubba back in the day, he said
he was in Orlando in August, he said he lied in a Warehouse, he said
he did that for eight years, he said the whole band moved to Orlando,
he said Tampa is the death metal capital of the world, he thinks the
Florida heat makes people angry. Bubba asked what song should he play,
Richard suggested “blood On Wood”. Spice said he’s a big fan of Anal
cunt, Richard s said he’s doing this for the love of it, he thinks JD
won’t have much luck with Ashley Dupree. Bubba said Richard is one of
his favorites, Richard said he hasn’t heard any updates with Artie, he
said they’re all praying for him. We then heard “Blood on the Wood”;
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Anal Cunt preview, Various Callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a pormo for the bubba Army Skins.
Manson said he forgot to give Donna his skin, he thinks she’ll kill
him for that. Bubba doesn’t know who Anal cunt is, Spice said they’re
songs are about ten seconds long. We then heard one of their songs;
Manson thinks it sounds like Scotty Ferrall. We then heard another
song, Bubba said he doesn’t understanding what the guy is saying, the
guys cracked up when the guy started doing “Threes Company”, he said
he’s not saying anything, he thinks they could do that, he thinks it’s
all a bunch of noise, he thinks it sounds like a guy is getting his
arm cut off, Spice thinks it’s Tiger wood’s wife. We then heard
another song; Brent thinks it was the best. We then heard another one,
Bubba thinks this is where the madness kicks in, he thinks it sounds
like Sour Shoes. Spice cracked up a guy asking for sound Garden
Tickets in a gay voice. Bubba thinks the song that’s 4:29; he thinks
they’ve lost every listener, Manson thinks he sounds like Brave heart
getting killed. Bubba went back to the Honky Tonk audio, Spice told
him he just got worked; Honky said the Bubba Army can blow him. David
in Phoenix said he used to work for the Honky Tonk man, he said he
used to sell cars, he said this was back in 96-97, he said he got
fired a few months later. Ghost Rider said he loved Ned’s latest song,
he said it was the funniest song he ever heard in his life, we then
heard it, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Bubba Army Rankings

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo to vote for Janessa
Brazil, then into Manson’s “Tim Tebow Abortion Ad”. Bubba thinks Jack
Stiefel is a full bird colonel, he wants Big dick to bring him the
list of people he designated, Spice said he likes how jack is buying
his rank, Bubba said jack left no stone un turned with the pizza, he
wonders what the wives should be known as, Spice thinks Donna could be
higher than Manson in rank. Rob in Green Bay said Langford’s Mom is a
cunt, Spice thinks it was Captain Janks, bubba thinks you can’t flap
Langford up. Bubba ran down the list of people with they’re rankings,
he wondered what he was thinking of when putting tucker on the list as
a three star, he wonders what he was doing that day, Ned thinks he was
rambling like a mad man, Spice as Bubba talked like crazy, Bubba said
Spice is his bitch, Manson wondered what happened, bubba said Tucker
is going down to a colonel. Manson said he’d like to have Brandon from
American Trailor, Spice thinks Brent is on adult friend finder,
looking for like minded Nazis. Manson recommended Brandon to be a
major, Bubba said he’s a captain, he then took it back. Bubba wondered
if he’s ever had to pull Manson into his office to correct him, Manson
said none. Bubba asked Spice to hook them up with cougarLife.com, he
wondered if Jabberjaw took a lot of flak over getting a hire rank.
Jabberjaw came in, she said they’re clowning him, this had the guys
cracking up, she said that they’re just laughing, Bubba thinks they
should call her Hot Lips, he said he’ll never mess with Dave, he could
turn him off the air at anytime. Jabberjaw said she doesn’t understand
rankings that much, Dave said he gets a good chuckle out of it,
Jabberjaw thinks bubba should do the shirt, he told her not to be
cunty, Jabberjaw said that’s her nickname. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Scout and big gulp call in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into Ned’s “Rodman Super bowl Stories” from “The Ned CD”
track 11, “N.F.C” track 6, and “Ned’s Misc Hits Vol. 1”, track 3. In
the bit, Ned is in New Orleans, playing pool, when he sees Rodman with
a bag of cocaine. He challenged him to snort off, he beats him by
laying down a double line that was roughly 16 inches long, and two
inches wide. After twelve wild turkeys, and a promise of seeing his
pierced taint, they headed back to Rodman’s house. Once there, they
ingested more drugs. The last thing Ned remembers involved toad
licking, we then heard some sound effects, Ned climaxed over it. He
then said he woke up nude from the waist down, with his eyebrows
shaved, and his crotch hair in dreadlocks, he then said that was the
night before. Bubba said the apple Fritters are addictive, he asked
Spice to get the Honky Tonk Man on the air, Spice thinks he doesn’t
talk a tough game, he said he got voicemail. Brent asked what Hogan’s
ranking would be, Spice suggested Major pain in the ass. Spice talked
to Honky Tonk a little, he thinks he hung up. Bubba decided to make
Hogan a three star, Manson thinks it won’t sit well; he thinks Hogan
would want to be a seven star. We then heard Scout and Big Gulp’s
bumper, Scout said they’re in Phoenix, she said they live in Tucson;
she said they’re getting unloaded, they’re going to go home to watch
the Super bowl. Bubba wonders what they’ll do, Scout said catching up
on the bills, she said big gulp is ragging, she’s not interested in
the asshole, Ned said he eats it like that, Bubba said it probably
looks like a two year-old eating spaghetti-oes, ned thinks bubba can
make a woman squirt blood. Bubba thinks Scout and big gulp should be
full bird colonels, she said she got into a debate with someone who
fell for the Dad owning the station, Brent said that rib is from the
early 90’s, Bubba said that was something he did back in the Power
Pig, Scout said big gulp is the leader, but she sleeps during the day,
Bubba thinks Scout and Manson would hook up, Manson said he would be
nothing without Donna, he said he went to the bank, he didn’t know
what to do, Spice loves how Donna gives Manson lunch money, Manson
thinks he’s never used an atm machine, Brent wishes he was a no
nothing at home. Bubba said he was thinking about the guys the other
day, he thinks the other guys couldn’t keep up with him in a day, he
then recapped his Wednesday, he thinks they get up in fifteen minute
sections, he thinks none of the guys can shake down a racecar, Spice
said he can’t remember what he did on Wednesday, Brent then recapped
his day, we then heard the price is right horn, Spice said Brent
didn’t have any hobbies. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army
Hulkamaniac shirt. Bubba wished Spice a happy Birthday, Brent said he
had to put six stars around Bubba’s name. Bubba took a call from a guy
who said some stuff, he wondered where Bubba would go as far as
Bubbapalooza is concerned, Bubba thinks New Orleans is better, he
thinks the following has a bigger following, Spice said he’s
supporting the Saints just for that. Bubba went over some birthdays;
Brent and Spice think Darrel Walltrip is the worst announcer. Bubba
remembers the time when he cut his Dad’s copy of Sports Illustrated,
when Hank Aarons hit his 715th home run, ned said he would’ve kicked
Bubba’s ass, Brent thinks Ned would’ve hurt his hand. The guys wonder
what John Deer invented. Sean said they took credit for making a plow,
Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later. AJ, the black fte said to not
let the assholes have him meltdown; he said Hershel is ripped at the
age of 47, he said he felt sorry for the opponent, the guys goofed on
AJ’s voice. Bubba thinks Brent wouldn’t know a piston from a drive
shaft, Brent said he does, Ned said the engine combusts from the spark
plugs. Bubba told Tom to not mix up the sets, he thinks Ned will be
the only guy to appreciate it, Ned said the piston looks like a
vagina, Bubba explained how it works, Brent thinks the cylinder number
has something to do with horse power, Bubba said no, he said it
depends on a lot of things. Brent wondered if the fuel comes through
the valves, Bubba said yes, Spice as Tom said he’ll just show bubba
something, as he can’t read, Brent said there’s a whole Wikipedia page
on that kind of stuff, Manson thinks we went to the moon for crank
shafts. Clint in Canada said he heard the Lightning were sold, Bubba
is shocked, he said it’s a sad day, he said he doesn’t care if people
don’t like the segment; he said this puts him in a good mood. Bubba
took a call from a guy who thinks bubba is right on, Bubba said you
can save some pounds on a motor; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – David Arquette

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour. Bubba plugged the Pagan Potheads show, Manson said Jesus is
filthy, he then called up David Arquette, David said his play opens on
Wednesday, he said it’s called “the Female Of The Species”, Bubba
thinks he’s in a bad cell area, the line went dead a few seconds
later, Spice thinks David’s balls got torn off. Bubba called him back,
David joked she tore his balls off; he wonders how the guys get away
with it. Bubba thinks some people are interested in their reality
show, he said that cougar Town got picked up, he then asked Dave about
the play, David said he has to be there, he said he does two shows a
day, Bubba thinks David sneezes at a million dollars, David said he
likes the Colts in the Super bowl. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.