Friday, February 04, 2011

February 4th, 2011 by Staff

Friday, February 04, 2011

Segment 1 – coming up on the show

The guys talked about what they’ve got coming up on the show for today.

Segment 2 – Emails, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Early Enlistment,
followed by “Valley Road” by Bruce Hornsby. Bubba said that Dave Miley
will be swinging by today with some formulations of the chicken dip.
Jim in South Decoda wonders if Spice will have to stop smashing Wine
and pills, Spice said he hasn’t thought about it that far ahead, he
said he has a problem, he then recapped what he does, mixing some
pills with some alcohol, Manson suggested Spice just take a few tokes
and pass out, Spice said he’s done that before. Bubba said he’s off of
everything, he said it’s been a year long process; he said the worst
part of it was the final two weeks. Spice said that he tries to sleep
naturally; Brent said that Bubba is tiring himself out, which is good.
Ned asked Spice if he masturbates before bed, Spice sad he did that
back in the day. The first email of the day said they’ll be canceling
their Sirius. Bubba wishes he could say what the golden ticket was, as
it would triple the people who would like to, Brent said get the
ticket, and we’re all in this together. Another email said RadioIO.com
is great. Another email said that Sirius is calling former
subscribers. Another email said that Bubba will be back on Sirius in
the third week of March. Another email thanked Bubba for playing the
911 cal with the kid. Mike in Dexter Maine said the guys must be lucky
to live in Florida, Bubba said that Dallas got hit with snow, he said
that Deion Sanders posted a picture of his house’s roof caving in
because of it, Mike said he’d like to punch himself in the face, he
then said that he checked out Early Enlistment. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Dave Miley in studio, the show going off 96.5 in Orlando?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Facebook
page. Bubba said Dave Miley has made his way to the studio, Dave said
hello to the audience; we then heard the chicken dip update. Dave went
over the new flavors of dip:

1. Chunky
2. Sweet Heat
3. Chili Lime

Bubba said he liked the first two, but didn’t like the lime flavor,
Dave thinks the sweet stuff is a little easier on the palate, Spice
said he enjoyed the Chili for some reason; Ned said Spice is counter
programming the dip. Bubba said he’d got with the sweet heat, Manson
said he could take or leave the chunky, Bubba told Dave it would be a
problem if he didn’t take it out soon, Spice told Dave he has a family
to feed. Dave said they’re in the midway, the North East Corner near
the Amptha Theatre, Bubba said that tells him nothing, Dave said
that’s for the listeners, he then went over the new clients that have
the dip. Kevin said Spice needs to shoot his wife and dog, as Shannon
Burk got a billboard with a smoking microphone, the guys think the
billboards should’ve stayed up. Bubba said that they’re very close to
losing the Orlando affiliate, as the ratings have been horrible, he
said that currently, they’re the 17th rated show in Orlando, he
wonders if that’s the case, he said regular radio is going to be one
big jukebox, he doesn’t get how in Tampa he’s number 1, yet in Orlando
he’s in 17, he wondered what he’s missing, he said he’s really
frustrated. Tracey in Orlando said she started listening about 6
months ago, she said that when Tuddle was in Orlando, he was shooting
people down left and right, Bubba thinks he’ll use this as a tool, the
woman said that she didn’t like Bubba using certain terminology, Bubba
ended up giving her the Evil treatment, he thinks it’s the magic
Kingdom syndrome, Manson as Mickey Mouse told Bubba his show sucks.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Orlando listeners

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Early Enlistment.
Bubba said the lines are slammed with Orlando listeners, he said they
need to get in front of this thing; he thinks HTQ will just put in a
new show. Larry on protection turned out to be Ned, he said it’s one
of the worst shows, he asked if he was still on protection, Bubba told
him he was. Ned thinks Bubba is producing content for trailer parks,
he said the show used to be great, he doesn’t get why the show talks
about chicken dip, he thinks the listeners will shot themselves in the
face after hearing the show. Jinni in Orlando said that she’s a school
bus driver; she said the show is mild compared to the students. John
said he’s the average guy, he said they’re mainly on his radio, the
guy described Disney as a human trap set by a mouse, he thinks the
people can’t handle the show, he said that this is a town that puts
pasties on a girl’s nipples, Bubba thinks they can’t dumby it down
enough. Jay came on asking Ned where his twin brother Larry was, he
then said he loves the show, they don’t get enough of the guys showing
up live. Bubba said that other than the ice cream truck, he doesn’t
have a marketing tool, he then said Miami is their number one market
with mobile devices, Manson said there’s no way they’re in the spot
they’re at. Mark said he’s listened for a long time, he said he met
Brent last year; he said Bubba Army stickers were at the magic game
last night. Bubba said he’s not going down without a fight. Tim said
he loves the show, he wonders if it has something to do with the show
ending at 10, he thinks RadioIO.com is seen as the competition.
Jennifer said it’s not the guys, she said its Arbitron, she’s
participated in it before, they ended up getting bugged; Bubba
sarcastically said he feels comfortable talking about Arbitron. Becky
said she’s a 26 year-old student, she said people stopped listening
during the Election; she said the guys lose her when she talk about
wrestling. Carman said Orlando is a big Hispanic population, Ned
thinks the Mexicans got them again. Al thinks they should have the
station logo with bumper stickers. Greg said he’s 44, he thinks the
guys beat things to death, Bubba isn’t sure what they’ve learned from
all this. We then heard Grady Judd’s custom tymbal, Bubba said that
yesterday, Spice thinks prostitution is a wasted effort, Bubba said
this helps get scumbags off of the streets. Cowboy in St. Cloud said
he’s a long time listener, he said the problem is the population; he
said he’s lived in Orlando all his life. “Dueling Der Ders” from
“Bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 14 was heard in the background as
the guy talked, Spice then goofed on the guy’s accent a little.
Brandon in Orlando said he’s an 18 year-old College student, he then
suggested the guys put Hogan in the cream machine. Bubba then wondered
what that phone call would sound like, he then said that Hogan doesn’t
do anything for them; he said Hogan is very one way. We then heard a
news clip about a guy who got stabbed after pumping gas. We then heard
a news clip about a janitor that killed a principal, bubba thinks the
guy was fed up with cleaning up puke; Spice said everyone looks down
on the Janitor. The guys then talked a little about Charlie Sheen.
Bubba said that Ned had a song for RadioIO yesterday, he couldn’t play
it on this frequency, he told Ned to really clean it up, he said that
Ned has been Mother F-ing him during commercials, Ned said he hates
censoring his art, saying how it’s like making George Carlin change
his “Seven Dirty Words” routine. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – Meth

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Android
app. Bubba said that he and Tyler are going to Ocala this weekend, he
then told ned that he has a hotel room, although he’d have to stay
with Blitz, Ned didn’t like this idea, Bubba then told him he could
stay with Jimmy, ned said Blitz is always messing with his stuff. We
then heard a clip of Kacey Jordan being interviewed, Bubba thinks she
couldn’t get out of the house fast enough, he thinks martin Sheen
should get a Vasectomy, the guys cracked up at Kacey saying Charlie
was sloppy, but functional, Bubba thinks she’s stupid, he then said he
has some gold teeth like Charlie Sheen, he said that he’ll never dent
them, only if he was to chew a bolder, ned thinks Bubba was chewing on
Terry Bolder, Bubba said that was Hogan’s first wrestling name. Jim in
Connecticut said he’s a big fan, he said he loved Ned yelling for the
dog to shut up at the funeral. Bubba took a call from a guy who said
it’s nice that Ray ray is making sandwiches, as opposed to crack.
Derik said he works in a dental lab; he said Charlie is getting gold
teeth because of his own preference. Bobby said that stuff makes you
grind your teeth; he said it rots them away. Jen on protection said
she started using it 10 years ago, she said she pays her own bills;
she only does it on a recreational basis. Bubba took a call from a guy
who said you get dry mouth from Meth, he said he lost all his back
teeth, Bubba then read a text from someone about how Meth stops your
saliva from working. Tony in Jacksonville said meth is also a blood
restrictor. Noodles came on saying he’s a Meth head, he does about a
gram a day, the guys cracked up when he said bubba Army. Tom on
protection said he loves the guys on RadioIo.com, he said Charlie
Sheen is sleeved up, he said he’s removed some of his tattoos, Spice
then described some of his tattoos, the guy said Charlie is almost
always happy. We then heard a news clip about Casey Anthony’s lawyer
getting hit with unethical charges. We then heard Lill’ Wayne’s “Green
And yellow”, Bubba thinks everyone has played this, he thinks the song
is pathetic, Spice sarcastically thinks Lill’ Wayne brought it. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Ned’s new Bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Early Enlistment,
followed by “We’re Not Gonna Take It” by Twisted sister. Eric in
Jacksonville said the show switched to “enter Sandman”. Jake said that
they’re back on. Lopez said there was an issue on their end, saying
they’re fine now, Bubba said it’s refreshing. Ned said that Lill’
Wayne’s song was horrible; he challenges him to a rap battle. We then
heard Ned’s version of “Green And Yellow”, Bubba likes how Ned wishes
the Steelers get aids, he likes how Ned lists players. In the song,
Ned said that Rogers doesn’t rape, Bubba said he’d like the uncensored
version, he wonders if they should put the uncut version of this one
on iTunes or the website, he then decided to put it up on btls.com, he
then read an article about a teacher who got arrested for child porn,
he was also a scout master, Brent said Bubba is with Tyler every sport
he plays. Bubba then read about Miley Cyrus’s tattoos, he wonders what
the big deal is, Spice said the funniest thing is that her Dad is a
creep, yet he’s part of the Parents Television Council. Alvin the Cow
Lover said he was banned from the show, he then got the Evil
treatment, Bubba said he wouldn’t want that on his tab, Brent thinks
Bubba is the good guy on that call. Matt in Orlando said he’s one of
the 12 non Hispanics that listen to the show, he told Ned the bit was
hilarious, Bubba said listening to it uncensored is great. Bubba read
that a hypnotist sexually assaulted a client; he said he’s keeping the
article. Tito in Orlando said he’s one of the few Hispanics who enjoys
the show, Bubba cranked up the “Taco and Burrito Song” for a few
seconds. Mike on protection said he’s been working at Magic kingdom or
years, he said the guys are totally off, he said a portion of people
are Haitians, Bubba said that’s because he happens to be one of the
few people who said we shouldn’t be helping them. We then heard “the
Devil Went Down To Haiti” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 13”, track 9.
Juan in Orlando said he loves the show, Bubba thanked him for calling,
he thinks Ned is on fire with his latest offerings, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Howard on Letterman

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army App.
Teddy in Orlando said he listens every day; he said Haiti has a very
corrupted Government. Spice likes how the guy has a soothing voice,
Teddy said he doesn’t have dread locks, he said he’s been in America
for about 30 years. Bubba wondered if the guy builds mud huts, Teddy
said bubba is crazy, he said it’s a bad situation, he said he’d like
to hear what is right, Manson thinks the guy should be president of
Haiti. Rich Guzzi came on saying the sticks in the mud hut line had
him cracking up, he said you could hypnotize someone into sex, he said
in the wrong hands this stuff could be dangerous, he said there’s a
certain code of Ethics. Bubba said he’s on the verge of getting
canceled from Orlando, Rich said they’ll put together a marketing
campaign, he said they’ll have it by Monday. Bubba said Howard was on
Letterman’s show last night, we then heard a clip of Howard talking
about having Kelsey Grammer’s wife on, Bubba likes how Howard takes
over. In the next clip, Howard said he doesn’t think, he said you
don’t go into radio for the money, he said his Dad was a radio
engineer, he said if he made $12,000 a week he’d be happy, he then
said that his Dad always told him he doesn’t need to go to College for
radio, as anyone could take his job. In the last clip, Howard said
that he used to work for CBS, he didn’t like how he got fired, Dave
thinks he didn’t need to come into do the show. John in Orlando came
on saying Howard went to a bunch of meetings. Bubba told Howard he’ll
always be his friend, he said they’re not coming back, nor does he
want to. Frank on protection said he used to live in California, he
said his roommate used to have a serious crack problem, Charlie Sheen
would hang out with him, he then got hung up on for cursing, he then
said Ned’s uncensored version of “Green And yellow” is on Btls.com.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Wrapping up the show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Early Enlistment.
Bubba said you can download Ned’s uncensored version of “Green And
Yellow” on btls.com, he thinks the Stealer fans won’t like it, as he
says they’ve got HIV. Bubba said Albertsons has the Chicken dip, he
said he really loves the Miller Lite Draft 64. John thinks Sirius is
very corporate, he said Bubba is doing the best thing so far. Bubba
said he feels like leaving the audience with a double shot of bits,
the guys then gave their football selections, everyone selected the
Packers. We then heard the following bits:

1. Ned’s “Crazy bitch”
2. Ned’s “Green And yellow”

They then ended the show a few seconds later.


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