Hey Bubba Army, this is Blind Lawrence with your daily dose of the recap.

Bumper music provided by Dave Rice:
Toadies – Backslider
Shinedown – Fly From the Inside
Soundgarden – Outshined
OK Go – Get Over It
Rob Zombie – Super Beast
Creed – I’m 18
The Raconteurs – Steady as She Goes
Kid Rock – Forever
Pennywise – Alien
Ramones – Blitzkrieg Bop

Segment 1 – Office Lottery

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning. Bubba started the
show by saying the music was provided by Dave Rice, he then said
they’ve got a few more days of vacation left, he said people are full
hot over that, he said he’s on Fein and Sugar Free Red bull, he went
on to say they sold 75 tickets to Calgary, he then selected the music
for the next week, Spice said this would give Bubba the chance to use
the new lottery machine he purchased. Bubba suggests the guys do a
lottery, the guys think Bubba will rig the contest, Dave said this
machine would prevent Bubba from rigging up the contest.

1. Monday – Dave
2. Tuesday – Miller
3. Wednesday – Jabberjaw
4. Thursday – Ned
5. Friday – Brent

Brent said that he hoped his selections wouldn’t get trumped by
Michael Jackson (June 25, 2010), Spice pointed out how Bubba makes
everything with titles insanely long. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Various callers, birthdays

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, followed by “Fly from the Inside” by Shine down. Bubba said he
has to get out at a decent time, as he’ll be flying to Indiana, Spice
apologized for that. Bubba said Twenty-five is really valuable to him,
he wonders when Phil Campbell will stop requesting every little thing
they do, Brent said he can request all he’d like, as he has something
for him. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show for
today, he asked that the Maxum.com girl be number one, he thinks she
has natural breasts, Spice said he had to talk Rafael down off a ledge
yesterday. We then heard a clip of Victoria Michael talking, Bubba
likes how she’s white, Spice cracked up when she said ball handling
skills, Bubba thinks he could beat her in one on one, he said that if
she makes it, they should have her in the clem Gym. Mark in Tampa said
he recorded a gator attacking a dog, we then heard “The Boopity song”
from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 11”, track 23. Bubba said he could
bench 405 back in the day. Mark said he saw some kids playing near a
pond, he guessed that a gator would come out of the water; he said the
dog was in the water. Spice asked if anyone was looking out for the
kids, mark said everyone was telling the kids to be careful, he said
he’s got some sound on it, Bubba referred to the guy as “God of all
blacks”. We then heard the clip, where Mark was saying the alligator
had the dog, Bubba said that really sucked. Spice said the guy’s on
sight reporting is great. Bubba asked him who the guy voted for; mark
sad he didn’t vote for Obama, he said he was nervous. Bubba said all
he wanted Obama to do was to get us home, Mark thinks Obama should’ve
bailed out the people, not the banks, Bubba thinks Obama is more white
than he is black. Spice said his friend has a dog that sounds like
Akira, we then heard the clip, the guys cracked up, Bubba wonders what
they were doing, Spice said they just took it’s ball away, Ned said he
just needs the phone for about 30 minutes. Bubba said that one sailor
is dead, the house green lighted 33 billion dollars for troop surge,
and the Pentagon cannot account for more than 95% of the 9.1 billion
dollars for Iraq, he suggests they send the money to a certain city,
Brent said after the bombing, the Americans rebuilt the Country, Bubba
thinks it’s a pussy ass rule. Susan in Wesley Chapel asked for
tickets, Ned booed her. Bubba asked her what she does, Susan said
she’s a single, she’s a pre-school teacher, Bubba asked if any guy has
rolled up on her, she said yes, Bubba thinks there’s something there,
he said a hot, skanky teacher is his dream, he knows it’s farfetched.
Ileana came on, she said her husband listening to the show, she said
Bubba’s voice drives her crazy, she thinks if Bubba didn’t talk about
MJ, he wouldn’t have show content, Spice wonders if her husband is
Kevin Vargas, Bubba said everyone is in the Cox Box. Cindy thinks a
lot of what Bubba does is fake; Bubba said it was a horrible effort.
Terry came on, she said Bubba couldn’t get the name right, Sherry said
she can’t stand the show, Bubba said that’s on the phone screener.
Brandy in Clearwater said she didn’t like being put on hold, she said
she had to call for her friend, Bubba said he’ll think about giving
more tickets, Spice said they’re doing more shows, Bubba said they
should have tickets for all the shows, he then went over some
birthdays, he said it’s Jim Davis’s birthday, he thinks the guy made a
lot of money, Spice said Jim Davis is John Davis’s uncle. We then
heard some Soulja Boy, Bubba said the guy has made millions, and he’s
only 0 years old, he said this just proves how easy it is to make
money, Manson thinks that’s not a steal drum. We then heard some Papa
Roach, Spice had to correct Bubba on the guy’s last name. We then
heard some Bad Company, Ned said Simon Curch rocks. We then heard
“Smoke on The Water”, Bubba got sidetracked by Robin Mede, he thinks
maybe she doesn’t need it. DJ said he plays the steel drum, he said
it’s harder than other people think; he said it’s different when
you’re wearing it. Jamie in Massachusetts came on asking about Tabitha
Stevens, Bubba said he’s the afternoon drive guy. Jamie said that
Howard had Steven Adler on, saying that he had sex with Tabitha. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, followed by “Out Shine” by Soundgarden. Bubba thinks he’s in a
really good mood today, he asked that Manson promise that he trust him
on their next venture. Spice said he’s loving this, Bubba then thanked
the people of the Wing House for their Coins for Cops, he said they’re
the only show that has a federally recognized 5013C, Brent said it’s
GuideStar.org, Bubba likes how the people at The wing House are
telling people to donate, he finds MJ pathetic for doing this, he said
he has the stage to bring people together, it’s the people that makes
it possible, he said the Bubba Army is very giving, he said you might
want to sign up for BubbaRaw.com to see Bubbapalooza Calgary, he said
the site is practically HD quality, he then went on to say that
there’s more drama with the mayor of New Port Richy. We then heard a
clip about a boat hitting an oil well, Bubba then cut the clip off. We
then heard a news clip about the mayor of new Port richy, Brent said
they’ll put the audio up on btls.com, Bubba thinks this is great
advertising for Grill 54, Spice said it’s a great place to eat, Bubba
said this may be a local story, but stuff like this happens in every
city, Brent said that he should be thrown out of office for
disrespecting police. Bubba said he got his dock done and bought two
jet skies, he said his HOA President said he didn’t have a permit, he
got fined $3,000, he said no one else in his neighborhood was asked to
get a permit, he thinks he has a case, Brent said it’s unequal
application of the law, Spice said if it’s written in the bi laws it’s
a problem, Bubba said it wasn’t for everyone. We then heard a news
clip about a guy who fought his Home Owner’s Association, Brent said
it’s ridiculous what they’re allowed to do, Spice said it’s always the
old bags, Bubba said he doesn’t want to hear Tom Bean and Kevin
Hayslett telling him he can’t sue them, he said this is some old bags
who are trying to make their neighborhood more blue-blooded, he then
said he’s got some guy named Gamensky on notice, he said if the guy
just recouped his legal fees, the HOA has been penalized. Frank in
West Palm said you can file a claim against the offices, he thinks
they might have an umbrella policy; he said Bubba has a claim, Bubba
thanked him for that. Jacky in Landalakes said Bubba should go after
them. Bubba said that Tina Bacon came down and asked the floating dock
guys to stop work while he was out of town. Tony said he had a bit of
an issue; the Home Owner’s Association fined him for not watering his
lawn, as there was a droubt. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – men’s Health with Dr. Mark

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s song about Dr. Mark,
which is not in the catalog. The guys came back cracking up at the
song, Bubba said he’d like to hear it again, Mark said no, Mark thinks
his practice is down the drain. Spice asked if any STD is coming back,
mark said they see warts a lot. Rob in new Port Richy thanked Bubba
for what he did a few months ago with the price of vasectomies; he
took advantage of the offer. Bubba asked how the procedure was; the
guy said it was great; he was talking with the doctor about the 69
Mets. Mark said they had about 50 people come in. Bubba read an email
from someone who said they have a lump in his seamen, mark said
hydration may be a problem. Spice asked if there’s a test to see if
he’s shooting blanks, Mark said they could do a test. Another email
said they have Genital Warts, he’s had four pop ups in the past
months, Mark said they sometimes have to skin graph people after
cutting them out. Another emailer said they had a saliva test, Mark
said it’s not that accurate. Joe in Oakala said he had a Vasectomy
done, on the left side, he feels a little tight spot; mark said that
it’s common to have some pain. Carron in Jacksonville came on, she
said her husband was on Prozac, he’s now on Adderall, Mark suggested
the guy get his levels checked, Bubba said Adderall is the Tom the
Treeman drug. Another emailer asked if mark could explain Pep tights,
Mark explained what it was, saying it was a Revita Labs product. Skip
said last Thursday, he had to go to the emergency room for a pain in
his back, he had kidney stones, he got a shot and hasn’t had any pain,
mark said stones hurt just when they block. Another emailer said he
has HMO insurance, mark said they’ve got the Bubba special. Jane said
she was dating a guy who was having problems with maintain an
errection, the guy had been single for a long time, Spice wondered if
this was Tasha. Jane said the guy was obtaining testosterone and
injecting himself, mark thinks the guy is psychologically messed up,
bubba said nothing is better than Andro jell. Another emailer said he
has dry skin on the head of his penis, mark said if the skin is that
bad, don’t go to him. Tom said he’s had some ED issues, he’s had a
couple of massive heart attacks, Mark suggested the guy come in, he
then talked about a professional Penis pump, Ned said he’s into that
stuff. Bubba asked the phone screener to get the remaining callers
information, mark said they’re thinking about doing the maxx code,
Bubba thinks they could make the code word Bubba, ark said people are
coming in for the Ned Special. Bubba asked if the Revita Labs stuff is
IOC approved. We then heard Manson’s song for him, Bubba asked about a
guy making an emergency landing, he then played Manson’s song again;
Mark sarcastically thanked Manson for that. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Jack Tatum’s death discussed, Victoria Michaels Visits

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Jazela More dating
game, followed by “Super beast” by Rob Zombie. Bubba said what other
show will bring in ladies that will guarantee you get ass, he said if
Victoria wins the whole contest, he’ll have her date someone from the
Bubba Army, he asked for people to email applications, he then asked
Spice to work on his VIP list for the opening night of Scene, Brent
asked when it will be, Bubba said August 18, Brent said that was
perfect. Bubba asked Brent who Jack Tatum was, Brent said he was a
hard hitter, we then heard a news clip about that. Bubba said Jack
never saw Stingley after he paralyzed him, Spice said it would be an
odd conversation, Brent said Chad Clifton got hurt by Warren Sapp,
Sapp didn’t visit the guy, Bubba said that’s being a dick. We then
heard a news clip about jack Rosh making a crash landing, bubba said
this is his second crash, Spice said if he survives one plane crash,
he’s not going again, Bubba said if he was in a plane crash and lived,
he’d sell his plane, Spice said it was a Beach Craft Premier. Bubba
asked for Victoria to come in, he wonders if the Organic stuff really
matters, Victoria said she was in south Africa for five years, saying
it was really beautiful, she said she’s been on radio before, she was
on Ron and Ian’s show, Bubba said they’ve got friends in the clear
channel building, he asked how the process works, Victoria said she
was sent a link, filled it out and didn’t think much of it, she got an
email back saying she had gotten in. Mike Tidwell came on, he said the
plane jack was in might’ve been a single, Brent said it’s under
12,500. Victoria said Sunday will be the last day you can vote, Bubba
said he’s got her up on btls.com as the number one rotator. Spice
asked if she’s done some nude stuff, Victoria said she’s done some
topless stuff, she said she has medium. Spice asked if she’d do
tasteful nudes. Brent asked if she’s done a homemade porno, Victoria
said she never has, unless the guy was really good, Bubba thinks he
could never go out with her, he then asked if she’s single, Victoria
said she’s been dating a guy for about four months, the guy has drawn
some cartoons. Spice asked if she’s ever had a stalker, Victoria said
yes, she said some guy would leave her notes with the word “Admirer”
at the end. Bubba asked about her tattoos, Victoria said she regretted
one, she got it covered up, she got the tattoo the day she turned 18
just to piss off her parents. Bubba asked if she’ the kind of girl
that would sleep with a guy at first look, Victoria said that’s
happened a few times, she said she loves the show, she likes how Bubba
gives back to the community, Bubba asked that she go on a date with
one of his listeners, Spice thinks they should sell it, he thinks they
should have her as chum for a nerdy listener. Bubba thinks they could
have a guy going to his class reunion, he said he likes the basketball
video, Spice said he’d like to dunk on her at the Clem gym. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Note: The Ron and Ian show can be heard weekdays from 9:00 am-12:00 PM
on 620 WDAE in Tampa

Segment 6 – More with Victoria Michael

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by “Super Beast” by rob Zombie. Bubba came on
talking about Bubbapalooza New Orleans; he said that one probably
won’t be streamed on BubbaRaw.com. Jordan asked if Tyler is racing
today, Bubba said he’ll be racing this weekend. Scott said he can’t
believe bubba has the courage to let people say what they’d like about
him, he couldn’t stop laughing when the caller from yesterday
mentioned Doug Clem. Mason said he’s on the broker side of planes, he
said it all depends on the insurance. Bubba asked that they bring
Victoria in, Spice said it’s a solid body, Bubba thinks he wouldn’t be
able to perform if she came in like that, Victoria said she’s 140.
Spice said he’s six foot one flat footed; he said this was
embarrassing, he thinks the cover up looks better. Bubba said he looks
at teeth and nails, Spice said he’s not into the whole foot thing,
Victoria said she’s about a guy who is a gentleman, Spice thinks she’s
full of it, Victoria said the biggest turnoff is the guy who shows
off, Bubba said you need to spend a lot of money on your woman, Spice
said that society will curse you if you don’t. Bubba asked her what
kind of drink she likes, Victoria said it all depends on what mood
she’s in, Spice thinks she’s a wine girl. Bubba thinks she’s
refreshingly cool, he said they touch more people than any show she’s
been on, Victoria said this is a possible life changing experience,
Bubba thanked her for coming in, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard Tucker Carlson’s bumper, Bubba
wonders how long it’s been, Brent said about a month, Spice likes how
Tucker owns KeithOlberman.com, it re directs to TheDailyCaller.com,
bubba thinks it’s dirty pool. Tucker came on cracking up about what
Spice was saying; he said Keith never emailed him back. Bubba asked
Tucker about a certain group, Tucker said it’s a group called “Journal
list”, he said they were organizing because of Obama. Bubba doesn’t
like how obama has added troops, Tucker remembers when bubba yelled at
someone about Obama, Tucker thinks it was him, Bubba apologized for
his comments, he thinks he should listen to Tucker Carlson more often,
Tucker thinks that will be his entrance. Brent doesn’t like how Warren
Jeffs got off on his charges, Tucker thinks he didn’t do it, Bubba
said everyone involved should’ve been arrested, he thinks Tucker is up
on them 14-0, he thinks they can get back, as a woman brought in Sarah
Palin for an endorsement, Brent said New Hampshire is a very liberal
state, bubba is convinced Tucker masturbates to Palin. Brent said if
she looked like Janet Reno, Tucker wouldn’t think about her. Bubba
said if Hilary looked like her, Tucker would be a fan, Brent said
she’s mean, Bubba said bill Clinton has it down. Tucker thinks Hilary
has done a nice job, Bubba wondered if Hilary knows more than Obama,
Tucker said Obama doesn’t know anything, he said he would rest easy if
Hilary was President, Brent said when leaders say they’re supported by
god, it’s never good, Bubba likes how Obama doesn’t bring God into it,
he then asked Tucker his thoughts about the Mosk, Tucker said you can
hate the idea, he said it turns his stomach, he said the government
shouldn’t tell the Muslims where they can put stuff, bubba thinks
Union guys can make it difficult, he then asked Tucker about Glenn
Beck claiming he’s going blind, Tucker cracked up at that, Brent said
he’s a carnival barker. Tucker said he hasn’t seen Glenn’s show, Bubba
said he’s a skirt chaser, Brent said he was a great guy to work with,
Bubba said on air, Tucker is a moron, but off air he’s cool, he then
asked Tucker his thoughts on the FCC ruling, Tucker doesn’t get how
bubba got taken down for what he did, Bubba said radio has been a
bunch of lay down bitches, Tucker said fox is a ballsy place. Bubba
asked Tucker if he ever watches Headline news, Tucker said he never
watches Television in the morning, he said he’s seen Robin Mede, he
said she’s a trip, he thinks Bubba should meet Contessa in person.
Spice asked if Contessa is hotter in person, Tucker said it’s based on
opinion, Spice thanked Clinton for that. Tucker said he had to get
going to a meeting, Bubba said the next time he sees Tucker, he’ll get
him in a chicken wing, Ned said he could take him or leave him. Bubba
said they’ve got some more Mel Gibson stuff, including a remix of
Lummox and Mel Gibson, he then said they’ve got the Monopoly money, he
said he’d like the camera crew to be there, he said Phil Campbell
would want a copy of it, Brent said it’s none of his business. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Mel Gibson, Spice gets some money, Manson’s new bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, followed by “Forever” by Kid Rock. Bubba asked Spice what he and
Manson were laughing about; Spice said it’s the new insane clown Posse
movie trailer. Bubba plugged some stuff they’ve got coming up, he
asked Spice if he’ll take Tasha’s kid, Spice said he’ll try and do
that, Manson said his latest mark Ober thing is on the Arson charges.
Bubba asked Spice if he’d like to be the lotto bitch, Spice said no,
he said he’ll cash out if he ends up winning. Bubba fired up the
machine, he kept saying this was Monopoly money, it landed on Spice,
he went bananas, Manson thinks he’s greedy, he then asked if he’ll get
a check. Spice said he feels like Plies. Bubba fired up the machine to
see who would’ve gotten second, it would’ve been Jabberjaw, he thinks
she needs it more than he does, Spice said Bubba made him give lottery
money back, Bubba thinks it should be winner take all, Manson said it
never got four feet off the ground. Bubba asked Miller what was up,
Miller said he was tired, he said he has something on August 11 at
Side Splitters, Manson thinks Bubba saved Miller’s life, Bubba thinks
Miller would have a backpack of cocaine or food, Miller thanked him
for that. Bubba thinks he gave Miller the biggest break ever, Dave
Rice said if the best ofs were done the guys could have the day off,
Bubba said that was the case, he called Miller fatso. Ken said Spice
is always getting the shaft. Michael thanked Bubba for his banter with
Tucker. Brent said this stuff is from today. We then heard a clip of
Lummox yelling that someone was fired, he then stopped it, realizing
it was the wrong one, he then read the timestamp for some of the
voicemails. We then heard a clip of Mel making some noises, he then
said he’ll fire Oxanna’s made, saying that she works at his house, he
said he won’t let her ruin him, he ends by calling her a selfish
bitch. We then heard another clip of Mel calling her a whore and a
cunt. Spice thinks she’s pissing him off even more. We then heard a
clip of Mel saying Oxana is a selfish bitch, Bubba said this brings
back flashbacks. We then heard another clip of Mel making sure she was
awake, saying she deserves to be awake, Bubba said you can’t edit
these, he said the guy probably won’t work again, Manson said who
knows. We then heard a clip of Mel saying he’ll stop being mean, Brent
thinks they’ll be able to play these for a judge. We then heard a clip
of Mel saying the well is drying up, Spice said he gave a lot of money
away, Brent said he has points on a lot of his movies, Bubba thinks
the way he’s doing this, it seems like he’s going on welfare. We then
heard a clip of Mel saying she’s just ordinary, Manson said he can’t
concentrate with all the edits. Bubba then said this is like Lummox
when he was drunk on old English (November 14, 2008). We then heard a
comparison of Lummox firing someone vs. how Mel does it. We then heard
a clip of Lummox saying he’s been working out, followed by a clip of
Mel saying he should get blown first. We then heard a clip of Lummox
yelling about his poop weighed more than rant’s, followed by a clip of
Mel saying she’s a pain in his ass. We the n heard a clip of Mel
saying his relationship with Oxana is offensive to him; he calls her a
fical cunt, saying she offends him on every level. Bubba wonders what
he’s on, Manson thinks she could be the biggest bitch ever, Bubba
thinks sometimes Mel just wants to hear himself talk, he thinks Mel
has said “game over” about seven times, he thinks Mel buried himself,
Manson likes how he hangs up, Bubba thinks he has a special phone.
Bubba thanked Dan Patrick for giving them some props. We then heard a
clip of Dan talking about Farve, he mentioned Opie and Anthony field,
he said it’s a nice stadium, he thinks they should have a Bubba the
Love Sponge stadium. Bubba said that the fans keep track of the
vacation, he said July was a little rough, he thinks they’ll be
understanding, he said until either he’s off radio, or Ober is out of
a job, he’ll play a mark Ober campaign bit, he said he’ll be getting a
tour of the Notre Dame stadium. The first email of the day said they
would hate to not hear Bubba in Miami. Another emailer said they loved
when they were messing with Rafael. Another emailer apologized for
talking too fast. Another emailer said they love the sow in Orlando,
the emailer asked that Ned do some more prank calls. The last email of
the day said they love the show, the emailer asked if they’ll need to
get Sirius. Bubba said always go to btls.com if they’re not on a
station in your area, you’ll still be able to get your fix. We then
heard a bit about mark Ober not filing charges with Arson, he thinks
Ober isn’t doing his job, he thinks Mark is on drugs, has a gambling
problem or is gay, he asks him to stop touching himself to Two Girls
and One Cup. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Blind Lawrence reporting in with the daily recap.

Bumper music provided by Big Dick:
1. Stone Temple Pilots – Down
2. George Baker Selection – Little Green Bag
3. The Who – Squeezebox
4. Suicidal Tendencies – Monopoly of Sorrow
5. Spacehog – In the Meantime
6. Anthrax – In My World
7. The Black Crowes – Thorn In My Pride
8. Taproot – Mine

Segment 1 – Matt Garza’s No Hitter discussed

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, followed by
“Down” by Stone Temple Pilots. Bubba started the show by saying the
music was provided by Big Dick, he then said Matt Garza had a no
hitter, he went to bed around 8:30 and didn’t get a chance to see it,
he said that only 17,000 fans doesn’t really make a dent, Manson said
this is a horrible sports town. We then heard a clip of Matt Garza
talking about his no hitter, Bubba said he’d like for him to spit
between every word. Brent said Leland got ejected for spitting on the
umpire, Bubba said he likes Shop vack, he said he’s got Tampa Bay Rays
baseball camp tickets, he said he’ll take Tyler, he asked that Spice
take Tasha’s son, Spice said he took him to the batting cage, he took
a crack at it, he said at least it goes right down the center. Bubba
said he’s only giving tickets to women only,, he said he also has
twenty pairs of tickets for the OAR show on September 15, the guys
think they should bring back Raphael as the Free ticket Ferry. (The
Free Ticket Ferry was a bit where Raphael would dress like a ferry,
and visit construction sites with tickets to various concerts). Bubba
asked that they have a montage of stuff ready to go for the new
listeners; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Female Callers bash bubba to get tickets

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Foundation.
Bubba thinks nothing interesting has ever happened on this date, Spice
said he gets mad if something happens on his birthday, Manson thinks
your birthday being on Christmas is the worst. Christian said she’d
like to get tickets, Bubba gave them to her, he thanked heather
French, Ned thinks they’re playing him. Bubba asked that the next few
callers do something like that. Carron said she’d like the tickets,
Spice said it sounded honest, the guys cracked up at what she said,
Bubba said the meaner she is to him, the more he likes it. Spice asked
if Bubba likes when girls talk smack about him while in bed, Bubba
said yes. Tammy said she’s not a big fan of his, she said she’d just
like to grub some tickets off of him. Jamie in Ft. Lauderdale came on,
Bubba said she’s not doing it the way he’d like, the woman was heard
hitting the keypad, Spice thinks its Helen Keller telling Bubba he
sucks. Bubba took a call from a woman who said she hates him, she said
she’d like a pair of tickets, Bubba thinks people should explain why
they don’t like the show. Jamie came on saying that Bubba is a crude
and nasty man, Ned booed her, Bubba wondered how she’s going to get
her kid to Baseball camp, Ned thinks she’s dumb. Jessica said she’s
blonde and Polish, she said she doesn’t like the show, she doesn’t
like Bubba’s attitude towards women, Spice as an old guy said “Back in
the 90’s”, Bubba thinks everyone will be taking this concept, Brent
thinks BJ shay will be doing that soon. Amanda called Bubba a fatass,
saying that they should make it quick; she thinks Bubba should act
more like Bubba’s Dad; Bubba likes how she brings the heat. Sharee
came on, Spice said he can’t get past the voice, saying it was as if
she was in a house fire, and she breathed in all the smoke, she got
Eviled a few seconds later, he said that he hates it when Larry King
calls the show. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – emails, the show going off of Miami

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by “Squeeze Box” by The Who. Bubba said for those of
you who live in the south, Bubbapalooza will be coming to New Orleans,
he said the show is free, he said they send you an email if you live
in the New Orleans area, he said the Meet and Greets are available for
$49.99, he then explained BubbaRaw.com for the new people, Spice said
you can see Blind Lawrence giving a tattoo. Bubba said if you can’t
make it to Calgary, you can see it live on BubbaRaw.com, he then got
distracted by an ant crawling around, Brent said his Dad should be
coming in. Mark said he was listening to JT The Brick earlier, they
gave Bubba some props. The first email of the day said they went to
Sting Ray Chevy, they got their car within two hours, they also
ordered an intake filter. Another emailer said he lost his job, he
asked where he can hear the show, he said he’d rather hear the wind
than Paul and Young Ron, Bubba thinks the rug will be pulled out from
under him with Miami, Spice thinks they should just quit Miami, Bubba
said you never get the chance to say good-bye to the listeners, he
thinks he ate and cheated on Holy during his time off from the Power
Pig, he said male scuring talk shows are a dying breed. Joe on
protection said that he knows people that work at 93 Rock, he said the
ratings suck, Bubba said he knows that, Spice thinks there isn’t much
of a rug to pull out. Eric in Miami said he’s disappointed to know
that the guys won’t be around; Spice said that’s the word on the
street. Jason in Miami said he’s just hearing that it’s over, Spice
said they’ve been Terry Schiavo-ing around, Jason said if the guys go,
he’ll buy a Sirius radio the next day. Another emailer said they like
the track in Puntagorda. Another emailer asked if Bubba will bring any
merchandise to Calgary. Another emailer said Bubba hasn’t talked about
his jet skies, Bubba said he has them in waiting. The last email of
the day said they listen in t. Lauderdale, they got McDonalds ordered
in, Bubba likes how it’s a National deal. Rufus in Minnesota asked if
bubba will go to radioIo.com, Bubba said he likes it, he said when the
chance comes, he might take it. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Linda Hogan and Scott McPherson

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Plugs For Pain”,
followed by “Monopoly On Sorrow” by Suicidal Tendencies. Bubba thanked
Mr. Skin for getting some stuff for them; he said the guy has his
stuff laid out. We then heard a news clip about Linda Hogan, Spice
said it’s a bad move, Bubba wonders how it could’ve gone so badly, he
thinks that less than 36 months after the marriage, it will be over,
he thinks Charlie will be writing a tell-all book, he said Linda is a
bipolar alcoholic bitch,
Spice said the thing is, Charlie will be Nick and Brooke’s stepdad,
and he’s slightly younger than them, Bubba said they’re leaving out
the last part of Hogan’s OJ quote, Spice thinks Charlie will end up
cheating on Linda. Franky in Tampa said his step Mother is younger
than he is, he said he’s 25 and she’s 23, he said she’s not hot. We
then heard a news clip about classified records, Bubba said we
wouldn’t have to worry about stuff like this if we weren’t over there,
Brent said the problem is the documents getting leaked. Bubba asked
what’s changed from bush to Obama, the guys think it’s just that he
moved from Iraq to Afghanistan, he said that we’ve desensitized
ourselves with war, he said they should just blow themselves up, he
said it’s all in the name of greed. We then heard a news clip about
the Mayor of New Port richy getting slapped in the face, Bubba said
just him talking makes the guy look stupid. Brent said the Mayor
can’t take off a cop, he said that’s Bob white’s job, Spice then
goofed on the guy’s voice, Bubba said the bar tender had to call the
cops, he then rewound the clip saying that the operator cannot
interrupt him, Brent thinks he should resign after this. Bubba said
they should put something up on Btls.com where you can ask for the
guy’s removal from office. Spice read that after his wife was
arrested, he went to the cops and asked that he be taken, he called
the cops Keystone cops when they wouldn’t do it, Bubba thinks he’ll be
fired by Friday, he thinks Phil Campbell should represent him. We then
heard another 911 call from Scott McPherson, Spice wonders if he was
checking to see if he was sober before making this call. Bubba said if
you cal 911, everyone will be playing you’re 911 call. Joe on
protection said he has some friends who work in the New Port richy
area, they’ve had to drive the guy home a few times, as he gets crazy
drunk. We then heard Ned’s “Linda Hogan Calls 911” from “Bubba’s new
and Misc Hits Vol. 5”, track 7, and “The Clemulus package” disc 2,
track 6. We then heard “Ned Calls Linda Hogan from Jail” from “bubba’s
New and Miscc Hits Vol. 4”, tracks 5 and 6, and “The Clemulus Package”
disc 2, track 12. We then heard “Charlie’s Just A Friend” from “The
Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 9. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – Sam Brown

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Jeff in Ohio
congratulated Spice on his rant with Nick James. Bubba said a caller
suggested Lummox and Mel Gibson sound alike, he then went on to say
that he can’t stand “The Jersey Shore”, Manson said we glorify the
biggest retards ever in this Country, Bubba said he doesn’t want to be
a part of this society. Sporka said they have the rest of the Misty
Cummings family in jail, Bubba thinks he saw that, we then heard a
news clip about that, Spice said it seems like everyone in the family
have been in jail, he said even if the kid is alive, it has to be
better than having to live with that family, bubba thinks sleeping
forever has got to be better than dealing with that. Sam Brown called
in, Spice said he made a few copies of some labels, he said he sent it
to Psychopathic records, he said they manage Insane clown Posse. We
then heard “Ain’t No country In country Music Anymore”, followed by
“jack and Me”, ned got excited about that. Spice thinks the guy has a
great range; Bubba likes how it kicks in. Spice said no one has a
record of the European country chart, Sam said NDRN will play any
music. We then heard “Just what The doctor Ordered”, bubba likes the
intro to the song, Sam said it was about a girl he knew. Bubba asked
him if he could do a song about the show, Spice said he needs to
strike it, Ned said its cutting edge. Bubba previewed the CD, he
thinks one of the songs was written before suicide, ed wondered if the
guy thinks he’s Elvis, Spice thinks Sam is a depressed guy. Sam then
did his song “Stage in Time”, we then heard “Dueling Der Ders” from
“Bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 14, the guys cracked up while all
this was going on. Bubba then ran Sam through the Evil Soundboard, the
guys cracked up when Sam hung up. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Raphael in the Green Room

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, followed
by “In y World” by Anthrax. Bubba said Raphael is in the green room,
he then potted up the audio, he thinks they should send Twenty-five
Cent in; he said Red Bull is the best with marketing. Twenty-five
Cent came in, Raphael was heard asking about the boxing ring, he said
he doesn’t listen to the show, he said he’s bar tending at Sheppard’s,
he said he’s picking up girls, Twenty-five said the guys think he’s
gay, Raphael said he’s not gay, he said he dances here and here.
Twenty-five asked Raphael if he ties off his penis, Raphael hesitated,
Twenty-five asked him to get nude in studio, Raphael said no to the
idea, he thinks Bubba is on crack, Ned yelled for him to put on some
briefs,
Raphael said what to that, the guys cracked up at this. Bubba asked
for Spice to come in, Spice thanked him for coming, he told him about
the stripper pole, Raphael asked if this will be filmed, Spice said
they’ll determine that. bubba thinks Spice could be a used car
salesman, Raphael said he’s not doing this, Twenty-five asked him if
he’ll do it if they don’ film it, he told him not to leave, he told
him to just take his shirt off, Raphael said he’d do that, Twenty-five
thinks Raphael is full of himself. Raphael said he didn’t know what
was going on, Twenty-five asked him if he’s ever danced on a pole,
Raphael said no. Twenty-five asked him if he has a girlfriend, Raphael
said he’s going through a breakup, Twenty-five asked what his name
was. Ned thinks Raphael still has it, Bubba thinks he’s in better
shape, he thinks Jabberjaw should come in and ask him why his shirt is
off. Jabberjaw came in asking him why his shirt is off, Raphael said
bubba told him to, Jabberjaw said Bubba is on air, saying that
Twenty-five is gay; she said Twenty-five is just trying to get in
Raphael’s pants, the guys cracked up at Raphael’s reactions.
Twenty-five Cent came in; Raphael asked him what that was all about.
Twenty-five asked him to take his shirt off, he offered to do it for
him, Spice told Twenty-five to force himself, the guys cracked up at
Raphael freaking out, Raphael said he doesn’t go that way, Twenty-five
said he feels embarrassed, Raphael said that he and ned go back, this
had the guys cracking up. Bubba said you can’t plan this stuff, he
said he can’t wait for people to see the footage, he thinks he’ll put
this on btls.com, Brent said they shouldn’t get crazy, he thinks Ned
is caught, ned said he’s way too slippery, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Manson’s new bit, Raphael and Twenty-five Cent in the Greenroom

Coming out of commercials, we heard a clip of Mel Gibson talking to
Oxana, bubba came on saying he messed up, he ment to play the new
Hogan bit. The bit is called “Hogan’s on The Phone again”, and says that Hogan
calls a lot. Mark in Dayton said he’s got some guys out listening to
the show; they all switched over from Bob and Tom. Wesley in
Jacksonville said everyone is looking at him like he’s a nut. Ark said
it was hilarious. Josh said he’s loving it, he said he had to pull
over.
Spice thinks they should send Twenty-five back in, with Bubba Army
panties on. Mike said this is some great stuff, Spice said they’re out
of panties. Twenty-five came into the green room with panties,
Raphael got dumped for cursing, he couldn’t’ stop laughing at what he
saw, Twenty-five said all they’re missing is the baby oil, he
suggested they oil each other up, he said that his gaydar is going
crazy, the guys were cracking up during all this. Raphael said no one
knows, Twenty-five asked him how hot this is, the guys were cracking
up at this. Twenty-five asked him if he was getting turned on, Raphael
said it feels good, Bubba racked up at this, he asked for Jabberjaw to
come in, Jabberjaw came in and asked what was going on, she told
Twenty-five to stop doing this to the guys, she doesn’t know why the
guys are doing this, this had the guys cracking up, Raphael asked for
his shirt and pants back. Jabberjaw asked him to come to the studio,
Bubba said they should play it cool, he asked that they play the Hogan
bit; Spice thinks this was a listener idea. Bubba wondered what was
happening,
Raphael said it was great to see him, Bubba said he can smell his
coconut oil, he said he was going to have a little montage of what he
used to do. We then heard a clip of Raphael doing an air check at a
Country Station; the guys were cracking up at it. Jabberjaw said she
put it together. We then heard a clip of Bubba asking Raphael if he
fagged out on Robert downy JR. Jabberjaw said she walked in,
Twenty-five and Raphael were rubbing each other with baby oil, he said
they had a male model come in, but he stormed out when Twenty-five
messed with him. Raphael said he’s uncomfortable, he thought this was
supposed to be an interview, Twenty-five said he knows about some of
the best of segments, he figured he’d check it out, he said it was
great until Jabberjaw walked in, ned said it was unbelievable, Bubba
thinks he should ask Ned to leave, he thinks he should be done with
Twenty-five, Jabberjaw said she went in there earlier, she said
Raphael’s shirt was off, she said Twenty-five is one of the gay
employees, Twenty-five said he thought of all of this, bubba thinks
maybe Raphael is just rolling with the show, Raphael said he thought
he’d come here for an interview, Spice cracked up when Raphael said
they were lubing up, Brent said the whole hallway smells like baby
oil. Bubba said if Raphael is going to work there, he should listen to
Jabberjaw, he asked that Twenty-five put a towel around him, as he
can’ take him seriously with the panties on, he suggested they
regroup, he told Twenty-five Cent to stay away from everyone. Raphael
said that Twenty-five made him grab his ankles, Spice cracked up at
this, Bubba asked that he just regroup, Manson thinks Raphael is
trying to dance. Bubba told them to flip over to the shower, Jabberjaw
was overheard telling Raphael where all the stuff was, Ned was heard
going nuts, Manson said this was great, bubba thinks he could take the
show until Noon, Ned thinks they could take the show until Noon, Bubba
said the more they don’t mess with him, the more it will make it real,
he thinks you couldn’t have written this, ned yelled out what Raphael
was doing, Bubba thinks Raphael rinses faggy. Jason sad the guys are
unbelievable, he said bob and Tom are jobbers, Bubba said they’re the
greatest radio show that isn’t popular. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Raphael in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, followed
by “” by. Bubba said that Bubbapalooza will be offering Bubbapalooza
in Calgary live, he thanked the Canadians for supporting them, he
thinks they should document the meet and greet. Aaron in Ft. Meyers
said the car is now in second place, Bubba said he doesn’t want to
mess with them.
Brooks asked what’s gayer than Twenty-five and Raphael. Ryan in Tampa
said he used to be an intern with MJ, he said they did a paintball
thing, he saw him with two paintball guns.
Bubba said Raphael was in, Raphael said he’s been good, he thinks it’s
been five to seven years, Bubba asked him if he even knew what time it
was. Raphael said he’s been working at Sheppard’s for nine years,
Spice said he met the manager; bubba said they’ve got a great
business. Spice said he’s not sure if Bubba and Raphael were mad.
Raphael said he still dances a little, Ned thinks he does private
parties. Bubba asked about the time Kiefer Sutherland had an attitude
with Raphael, Raphael explained what happened, he was asked to touch
near his butt, he then recapped his time with Robert downy JR, Brent
remembers that Robert put cocaine in Raphael’s mouth, and also had him
try on his clothing. Bubba said he hates clothing so much that, he’ll
have heather order it over the internet, he tires them at home.
Raphael said that Robert was helping him out, Brent thinks it’s real,
as the story hasn’t changed, ned said he feels youthful today. Raphael
said while at a party, Robert came behind him with cocaine on his
finger, Bubba said that’s a gummy. Tony in Tampa came on, however he
was dumped. Brian in Cape Coral asked Raphael about doing “1969”, he
said he lived in a trailer park with the guy, Raphael said he doesn’t
remember that. Darin in Miami asked Raphael when he found out he liked
guys, Raphael said he doesn’t like guys, Bubba thinks the guy should
slow down. Raphael said he’s 43, Manson said he looks the same,
Raphael said he never had sex with Tara, bubba thinks they could bring
them together. Spice asked how people can book him, Raphael said he
does word of mouth, Ned asked his rates for a private party, Raphael
said it depends, he said that it’s free for ned, ned said they just
like to hang out, he thinks he has a new ned et, Bubba explained the
concept, Ned said he would add him. Joe said he did some pluming at
Raphael’s after he left, Bubba said that’s nothing, he said Raphael
runs himself over with the bus, the guys cracked up as he left, he ask
that they put him in the green room, he then said whoever knows
Raphael, tell him that he sounded great on the air, he thinks
something is going on with him and Ned. Mark in California said when
Brent was in California, he and Jason Caplin stopped by a Gentlemen’s
club, he said Brent was supposed to show up, but only Jason showed up,
Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later, Brent said Jason wasn’t even out
there with him. Bobby said if the people in Miami could’ve heard this,
they’d stick around, Bubba said they’re still on as far as they know.
Steve in Palm Harbor, he said this is radio platinum, he said this is
what the people in Tampa want. Bubba then hit “Voodoo child”, he then
stopped, remembering he forgot to play a mark Ober deal. We then heard
Manson saying that Mark would consider September 11 disturbing the
peace. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Blind Lawrence here with the recap.

Bumper music provided by Dave Rice:
1. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Can’t Stop
2. Screaming Trees – Nearly Lost You
3. Mushroomhead – Simple Survival
4. Recover – Night of the Creeps
5. The Black Keys – Tighten Up
6. Mountain – Mississippi Queen
7. Three Days Grace – I Hate Everything About You

Segment 1 – Spice chats with Plies?

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, followed by
“Can’t Stop” by The Red hot Chili Peppers. Bubba came on saying that
they were live, the guys then recapped their vacation, Bubba said he
liked seeing anyone other than the 48 car win the Brickyard 400, he
then said one of the guys who works for the Florida Marlins got
inducted in the hall of fame, he then said that Deion Sanders will be
in town, Spice as Deion said some stuff. Spice said he ran into Plies
over the vacation, he said he’ll be coming in, we then heard “Becky”,
Bubba thinks Manson won’t come home if he hangs out with Plies, he
then recreated a scene where he played Manson, and Manson played
Donna. Spice said Plies was a nice guy, he said that Plies said he was
a big fan, Bubba thinks they should have Plies on the Satellite show,
he then talked about Rays camp, he said the information is on
Btls.com. Spice said he took Tasha’s son to the batting cages the
other day, he loved it. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Bubba’s Lottery generator, various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls News Letter,
followed by “Nearly Lost You” by Screaming Trees. Bubba said the music
was provided by Dave Rice, he then plugged btls.com, he then said that
he has a lottery machine, he said anything randomness will be going on
in there, Spice said it looks like a suitcase, he thinks Bubba got
ripped off. Dave said he could’ve made one for $100. Bubba fired up
the machine, Spice said it’s like there’s no suspense, Bubba thinks
the guys are dicks, Spice thinks it’s a white trash lotto, Ned
wondered how much suction is on it, he said he’ll put something in the
flap. Bubba asked Spice who else he met, Manson likes how Plies is
laughing in the background, Spice said he ran into Raphael, we then
heard the tymbal, Bubba said he needs to get back in, Spice said he’s
entertained the idea of coming back to be an intern. Mark in Tampa
asked Bubba how the car was doing, Bubba said he has to be careful on
what he says about jobber cars, he thinks he shouldn’t touch Anonymous
B, Spice thinks they’re dorks, Bubba said he’s not sure what he should
be saying, he doesn’t want any of his stuff hacked, Spice and Manson
did some nerd voices, Bubba said he just doesn’t care. The guys then
went over some birthdays, Bubba thinks Mick Jagger looks 87, Manson
said he’s always looked horrible. Bubba said he’s on it, he’s lost six
pounds over the vacation, he thinks he’s insane, as he ordered some
McDonalds for Monday morning, he said he found the link on Twitter
from a fan, Spice said it’s hard to spend $68 at McDonalds, he said he
can’t wait to see the order. Bubba asked for someone to check it out,
he said that McDonalds is really smart with stuff like that. Carl in
Canada said he looks forward to a live show; Bubba said if they could
sell some more tickets to Bubbapalooza, he’ll be happy. Carl said he
works for PBR, Bubba said he’ll put him on hold; he thinks that the
year of the fan isn’t going to happen. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada,
followed by “Simple Survival” by Mushroom Head. Bubba thinks headline
News knows what they’re doing with Robin Mede; Spice had no idea who
Orville Right was. Melissa said a lot of people order McDonald’s on
line, Bubba said he’s impatient, he said he’d like to get with them
and get a promo code. The first email of the day said he burnt his
Christmas tree on his own property, Manson said he’s done that many
times. Another emailer said her husband died a few months ago, he
really loved the show, Manson is shocked the guy was 37, Spice thinks
they should take the guy out of the database, bubba thinks they should
send her something. Another emailer said six flags is having a Muslim
Day on September 12, Brent said it’s true. Bubba then explained some
British guy was going off on the Muslims. Another emailer said it
takes strength to be honest talking about his radio career. Bubba read
about Muslim Family Day, he thinks they shouldn’t have it anywhere
near September. Another emailer said they heard some Brent songs, the
emailer asked about New Orleans. Another email was about a kid who was
caught masturbating in his back yard, the mom came out, the kid then
hit her, Manson wonders who masturbates outside, Spice as a black
women told him to knock it off. Another emailer said he has a girl who
will light a fart. Another emailer said if the guys need a motor cycle
saddle, just let him no. Another email was about some kids who robbed
a place; Bubba wonders why they wouldn’t file charges. Another emailer
likes how BubbaRaw.com loads much faster, Bubba said it looks nice.
Another emailer said the Troll car is a way for the internet guys to
screw with contests. Another email said that they saw MJ on TV selling
shirts for the fallen officers, Bubba thinks it’s pathetic and
pandering, Spice said it’s too little too late. Bubba asked where MJ
was for the other cops who have passed away recently. Ted in
Washington said he needs to thank Brent for calling into Howard’s
show, Brent said it was great to be on. Bubba said the Bubba Army has
done what they’ve done; he said they’ve worked their asses off. Brent
said he was on for about fifteen minutes. Bubba said he’ll be in
Indiana; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Mosk near Ground Zero, Devon James Update

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Plugs for Pain”.
Bubba thinks they joined the song in progress, he then said a lot of
people don’t take the August primary elections are really important,
he said he’s got Twenty-five standing by with a Devon James story. We
then heard a clip of a British guy talking about the Mosk being built
near Ground Zero, Spice wonders when we’ll stand up and say no, Manson
thinks it’ll never happen, Bubba thinks the guy is dead on, Brent
wonders where the money is coming from. Bubba thinks the reason why we
have to take it is because we’re a gluten for Oil, Manson said that is
the case, Bubba wonders why Americans aren’t going crazy over it.
Brent said the guy is right on the money with his commentary, the guy
said that if Islam didn’t have Religion, they’d be banned; Manson said
it’s just a Political argument. Bubba said that Casey Anthony owes the
jail about $40; he thinks they could get an interview with her; he
likes how the guy says America is crippled by Political Correctness.
Tony said if Mosks are allowed to be near Ground Zero, the guy thinks
it would be like a Catholic church near daycare centers. Richard said
one of his friends was on one of the planes during 9/11, he said the
guy’s family got very little releaf. Parry in Orlando said it was
suggested it was made into other Religions, the guy said it’s
outrageous. Twenty-five Cent came in, Spice he loves his new car,
Bubba said Twenty-five was tough insuring. Spice explained what
happened with Devon James recently, Bubba recapped their agreement
with her, he said he paid for that right, he said this was a horrible
investment. Spice said now it’s taken a strange turn, he said they
know she’s lying, Bubba asked that Cowhead not have Devon James on the
show. Spice thinks Nick, Devon’s husband is a scumbag, Twenty-five
said he is, he then said they were in a VIP area. We then heard the
clip, Bubba thinks nick’s appearance is bad, Spice thinks Devon seems
pilled out of his mind. Twenty-five asked Devon if she knew about the
contract, Devon said yes, Twenty-five said they never got proof, Nick
said they couldn’t get into all that, Bubba goofed on Devon’s voice,
Spice thinks she’d give the worst lap dance ever, he thinks she’ll
fall asleep through it. Twenty-five asked if she’s ready for a
lawsuit, Devon said she didn’t want that, Spice said she’s one of the
most unattractive women he’s ever seen. Nick said that if Bubba wants
to sue, he’s got the lawyers to do that, he said they didn’t lie about
anything, Spice said this is a classic example of white trash with
nothing less, we then heard the Price is Right loser horn. Devon said
she got thrown to the wolves, Spice thinks she threw herself out
there. The guys cracked up at the clip, Bubba said if they’re lying,
they need to do it on the show, he said after this went down,
Twenty-five got a text from Nick, Twenty-five then read his text,
saying that he knows how Bubba and Devon met, Bubba said he’d be
excited if he met someone fatter than him, he thinks only Twenty-five
and Ned would like Devon, ned said she’s horrible. We then heard a
news clip about MJ helping out the fallen officers, Bubba said you
should have a track record, he said he’s just doing this because of
the Arson charges, he doesn’t think 100% of the money is going to the
foundation, Spice said it’s spin control. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Mel Gibson audio, Devon James contract

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for whitecap.com. Bubba
said McDonald’s came, Spice said it was tasty, Bubba told Spice he
could sponsor breakfast, he said they’ll deliver for $7 extra. Spice
then read Nick’s latest text to Twenty-five, he says if Bubba is a
man, he’ll call him on the air. Bubba said he thinks he has a copy of
the contract, he then said there’s a new Mel Gibson tape, he said this
stuff will be uncensored later today on Sirius/XM, courtesy of their
good friend Kevin Kraft. The guys cracked up at the clip, Bubba thinks
Mel is done, he said he’s not going to start and stop it a lot, he
thinks this is a pain in Kevin’s ass, he said she has some reason, he
said heather calls him Bubba Gibson, he said that really backs him
down, Manson said the word medication really sends Mel over the edge,
he thinks Ned would ask for something like that, Spice likes how el
calls her a moving violation, the guys cracked up when Mel referred to
her boobs as fakers, Bubba thinks this would be a good cit com, the
guys couldn’t stop laughing at the clip, Brent thinks they should
remake “The Shining” with Mel filling Jack’s part, Ned thinks Mel is
the man. Jay in Ft. Meyers said Mel Gibson sounds like Lummox, Bubba
thinks they should do a side by side comparison. Spice read another
text, saying he’ll challenge Bubba to a boxing match, he told Bubba to
wipe his ass with the contract. Bubba read a little bit of the
contract, Spice thinks they’d know if Phil Campbell was to call in,
Manson said he’d like for Devon James and Phil Campbell to work
together. Bubba said that the contract will go for ten years, Spice
thinks she’ll overdose by then, he wonders how they can get out of the
contract, Manson thinks they should make her do degrading photo
shoots, Spice thinks it’s the worst investment ever. Brent said he was
listening to an interview Lex and Terry did with her, he said all they
did was yelling at her. Bubba read a part of the contract that says
the BRN will have full ownership of the content, Spice said this was a
bad draft pick. Bubba said he’s all wet, Ned got a little excited with
that, Spice cracked up at that. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Nick James

Coming out of commercials, we heard a prom for Coins for Cops. Bubba
took a call from a guy who said they could be arrested for contempt of
court, he said they can’t ignore the contract. Michael in Tampa asked
about her doing stuff, Bubba said he’s not a lawyer. We then heard a
news clip about BP’s CEO stepping down. Spice said Nick was on hold,
Bubba said he’s not afraid of him, he said no one can drop news that
he’s already dropped. Nick came on, Bubba asking him what his problem
is, Nick said when they first signed the contract, he could never get
a hold of Tom Bean, he was always told that they were too busy, and
that they can do what they want, Bubba said there’s no previsions, he
said it should be spelled out in the contract. Nick said he’d tell
them what they’d like Spice said he also said that his wife had texts
from Tiger Woods, Nick said he doesn’t do drugs. Bubba said the
contract has nothing to do with Twenty-five Cent, he said that he
didn’t read section 9, he said they could settle it old fashion, Nick
said he’s willing to give Bubba his money back. Nick said he’d like to
come in, he said he and his friends are big fans, Bubba said this
isn’t a war between him and Cowhead, he said if she can make it to
Cowhead’s show, he said it’s bad business, Nick said she can’t drive.
Twenty-five came on the warm line, he said that he has always told him
to email Tom Bean and copy him on it, he said he’s never gotten email
from him, he said the guy calls him all the time about stupid stuff,
he said he’s just a guy who works for the show, he said he’s not the
guy who makes the decisions. Bubba said he doesn’t want what info
Devon has, Nick denied texting Twenty-five, he said he didn’t do it,
Spice said he can never comment on anything, Nick said at 5:09 am, he
was sleeping, Spice thinks Devon did it. Nick said he has nothing
against Bubba personally, Spice thinks she’s a lying bitch, Nick
called Spice a sellout from 98 Rock, Spice then ripped into Nick, he
thinks she’s cutting up cocaine in the background. Bubba said he’d
like to do a Devon James public drug test, he said that tom Bean just
texted him with some information, he then read what he had, saying
that Devon was hard to get a hold of, he said Devon has three kids, of
which she doesn’t have custody of, Nick confirmed this. Bubba asked
who has custody, nick said they’re not his kids, bubba asked who would
give up custody, Nick said he doesn’t get involved in stuff like that,
Bubba thinks everything he’s said is just craziness, Spice said the
burden of proof is on him. Bubba said this is the kind of person who
their dealing with, he shamed those who put her on, he wonders how
much she cares about her kids, he said he’s been shook down by Nick,
Spice said they want nothing to do with him, Nick said he can’t wait
to meet Spice, Nick said he’s had money. Bubba said Nick is guilty by
association, he said he’s things he can’t even speak of. Spice asked
if Nick’s attorney is Lisa Bloom, Nick said they don’ care about Bubba
the Love Sponge, he said they just laughed at the name Kevin Hayslett,
Brent said they have to respect other lawyers. Ned came on saying some
stuff, Mick told Manson to stop. Bubba thinks Devon won’t show up for
their court appearance, Manson as a southern guy said they’ve got some
new material. Spice told Nick he was a fat bitch, Bu8bba said that he
wishes them the best, he said he’ll hold them to the contract, he said
the guy is a liar. Spice read from Devon’s twitter account about
partying, he said she’s a liar, he said they lie for a living. Joe
said he’s a 335 pound guy, he’ll kick the guy’s ass, he said he was a
Livestock 2 trying to get Bubba’s attention. Kevin said he doesn’t
know what this guy’s deal is. Bubba thinks they should talk about it
during the creative meeting. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various news, Hulk Hogan Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, followed by “Mississippi Queen” by Mountain. Bubba said this is
a very common song, Dave said he loves the riff, Bubba said Lesley
couldn’t play it on Guitar Hero (August 7, 2009), he then went on to
read an article about Dayton selling vacant lots. We then heard a news
clip about some people threatening the cops, Brent said we need to cut
off all communication with him, Bubba said David G is on it, Spice
said he’s waiting for Devon to say that she has cancer. We then heard
a news clip about a woman who faked having cancer, she won Teacher of
the year three times before, Bubba asked what’s so hard about trying
to make an honest living, he said they should have a prison for people
who do stuff like this, he thinks she should just off herself. We then
heard a news clip about a guy who jumped off a cell phone tower, Bubba
thinks it’s on him. We then heard a news clip about a teacher who put
holy oil on her students and the desk, Spice wonders if it’s truly
blessed, Manson thinks it was blessed by a priest who molested a kid
moments before, Bubba said that he’s glad she resigned. We then heard
a news clip about a woman who strangled her kids with TV wire, Bubba
said he has the 911 call in it’s entirety, he thinks this is the
problem with our country, the guys think Mel Gibson would have an
interesting 911 call. Manson then impersonated the woman saying that
she killed the kids, with Bubba as the husband. Brent explained the
difference between murder and capital murder. Mark in Tampa said
they’re having a benefit for Jimmy Jams, tonight at Thee Dollhouse,
from 9:00 until close. Bubba said he misses Jimmy, he’s sorry for what
happened. We then heard the 911 call, the guys stopped and started to
comment, Spice doesn’t know how the operator did it. Bubba said it’s
sad what happened to the kids, he thinks she should drink the bottle
of bathroom cleaner, he thinks they should have some kind of question,
Manson said you should be able to qualify. Bubba took a call from a
guy who said his kid is Autistic, he said what really hurts him is the
call, bubba said no one deserves to go that way, the guy thinks she
has a disorder. Bubba said the sad thing is, they’ll probably spare
her for being insane. The guy said his kid is all about numbers and
colors, he said his kid has an IQ of 137, he said kids who are
Autistic are not broken, he thinks Bubba should put TwoAndTalking.com
as a rotator. We then heard Hogan’s bumper, Hogan said he’s running
late, bubba said he’s never on time. Hogan said all the fans were
asking about Calgary, he said he was with Knobs, Brent said they’re
going to have a lengthy customs experience, he said this is Canadian
customs, he said some people get turned away at the border. Spice
asked about his appearance with the honky Tonk Man, Bubba said he
never sticks up for the show. Hogan said he told Honky Tonk that he
would kick his ass, he said honky Tonk came up to his room, Bubba said
he’d love to fight him. We then heard a clip of the Honky Tonk Man
saying he’ll kick Spice’s ass. We then heard another message where
honky Tonk said he could’ve gotten on the show, Bubba said Honky is a
self promotion machine. Hogan then recapped how the event went down,
he said the stiffest question he was asked was if he had sex with ms.
Elizabeth, he then said that someone asked him to sign the National
enquirer, there was an article on Linda and Charlie getting married,
Hogan thinks Mel Gibson and Linda Hogan could be together Bubba said
Linda yelling makes the hair on the back of his neck stand up, he then
recapped the time when Linda called Hogan pathetic, Hogan said that
was an easy night. Bubba said there are pictures of Nick and Brooke
hanging out on Linda’s boat, he doesn’t’ get how they could do that,
he said Hogan is the only guy who has worked, Brent said the reality
show is because of Hogan. Bubba said they need to get together some
time, Hogan said a guy he knows is working on a Vitamin website, Bubba
said he’d like to see Ruth, Hogan said she still has the attitude, he
said MJ is stealing Bubba’s thunder with the cops, Bubba said he’s
just trying to save face. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Wrapping up the show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army iPhone
skin, followed by “Linda Hogan Gold digger” from “bubba’s new and Misc
Hits Vol. 5”, track 1, and “the Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 8. We
then heard “I hate Everything About You” by 3 Days Grace. Bubba said
he didn’t want to go long, but Hogan is priceless, he then checked on
the guys, they all said they were fine, he said until the day he dies,
or the day Ober is out of office, he’ll play Manson’s Mark Ober
campaign ads, he said they won’t be on Sirius, unless they turned them
up. We then heard Manson’s Mark Ober campaign ad about two dogs
getting beaten to death, they then ended the show a few seconds later.

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This is your blind scribe turned journeyman tattoo artist, Lawrence, with the recap.

Bumper music provided by 25Cent:
Mr. Lif – Take, Hold, Fire
The Roots – Long Time
Erick Sermon – Music
Q-Tip – Getting Up
Immortal Technique – Freedom of Speech
Mos Def – Auditorium
Styles P – Blow My Mind
Mobb Deep – Got it Twisted
Pete Rock – Reminisce

Segment 1 – Various Stuff

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, followed by
“Take, Hold, Fire!
“By Mr. Liff. Bubba said the music was provided by Twenty-five Cent,
he said that he’ll be picking up his car today, he then wondered where
Manson was, he then remembered he wasn’t there, he asked that Brent
come in, he then recapped some sports scores, he said they suck so bad
that the program director warned them it would be bad news, he said
Miami has done nothing for them, Brent said it would’ve worked for
them. Bubba said he had a Clear Channel guy email him, Brent said he
got one to. Bubba read an email he had gotten, the guys cracked up
when he said the guy was from Clear Channel, he doesn’t think he’s the
bad guy with them, he asked that they dance; he said he’s sorry they
can’t get any traction in Miami. Dave in West Palm said he talked to
Kevin Vargas about six months ago, he had said if the diaries came up
to Miami, it wouldn’t affect them, Bubba said that’s TSI, Dave thinks
Bubba could have a lot of listeners in West Palm, Bubba said he’ll
show up there, he asked if Bubba can throw it back in Cox’s face.
Bubba said he’s just a contracted gun, he said they don’t have the
standard boss/employee relationship. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Coins for Cops. Bubba
said he has some people on hold who would like to go to the Bad
Company show, he then plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show,
he thinks only on their show is where you’ll hear a blind man give a
guy a tattoo, he then told some callers they’d be going to the Bad
ompany show. The first email of the day said they love Fein. Another
emailer said Tony Stewart was racing over the weekend, Tony was in a
dunk tank with a Ned Hardly shirt, Brent cracked up at the picture.
Another emailer said their brother runs a site with girls farting.
Another emailer asked about Scene Night club, Bubba said it’ll open on
August 20. Another emailer asked how the ratings are calculated, Bubba
said it’s long and complicated. Another emailer said Neil Rogers got
them hooked on the show, Bubba thinks they do great in Ft. Lauderdale.
Another email said they loved Bubba’s abortion bits, the emailer
remembers when she first heard “Abortion City” (“bubba show classics
Vol. 1”, track 2). Another emailer offered to pouter coat some stuff,
Spice as Lasker said no to that. The last email of the day suggested
Bubba put his billboard next to Paul and Ron’s, Bubba doesn’t get why
Cox isn’t plugging them. Calvin in Canada said he’ll be in Canada,
Spice said he’ll be the guy that spits all over the guys, Calvin said
he hasn’t gotten a hotel yet, he said he’ll be driving 14 hours, the
guy said he’s had about seven beers, Bubba hung up on him, telling him
to go sleep it off. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Sports, Jell that stops Aids?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for
Bubbapalooza Canada, followed by Ned’s “LeBron Is in Miami Bitch”.
Bubba thinks Twenty-five will be ghost riding his whip soon, he said
he needs to get a hold of his contact at Rent and Roll, as he thinks
he’ll like 22 inch rims, he then thanked the Bubba Army for hulking up
the Toyota car, Brent said the car will be in the race. Bubba said he
just doesn’t get it- 40,000 followers on Twitter, hundreds and
thousands of listeners, and they’ve only got 2100 votes for the car,
he thinks it would be really big, he said they’ve gotten screwed by
NASCAR with favorite drivers, he said it seems like a real contest,
Spice said it’s the number one rotator. Bubba said Dwayne Wayd
apologized for his World Trade Center comment, Brent recapped it,
Spice said players are going to say stuff, Bubba said people need to
lighten up, we then heard the news clip about that, Spice said he does
bring up a good point if they end up losing some games, he said the
world Trade Center is a touchy issue, Brent said what isn’t touchy to
the media is that nothing has changed, Bubba thinks Dwayne Wayd didn’t
write the commentary, he thinks Dwayne is dumber than he is, Spice
said that’s a little too deep for him, he said the longer you make the
apology, the more you seem like a douche. We then heard a news clip of
Michael Jordan talking about LeBron’s move to Miami, Spice said the
Bulls were already stacked, Bubba thinks Michael and Magic couldn’t be
on the same team, he said three of the guys Michael mentioned were on
the Dream Team, Brent said that would’ve been bad for the NBA back
then, Bubba thinks it’s not good for the league, he said the league
needs some turnover, Spice said if the teams in the lower levels don’t
have the money, it’s on them, Bubba thinks Basketball and baseball are
flawed, he said football has it dialed in, the guys then went over
some teams that have come back, Bubba said everyone has a chance in
Football, except for the Lions. Dan in Calgary came on, Spice thinks
it’s a different drunk guy, Dan said there on days off, he asked how
tickets were selling, Bubba hung up on him, he then read an article
about a jell that cures the Aids virus, he wonders how you’d find
participants, Spice thinks a bowl of Rice in south Africa would work.
Brent said he has a book called “The Myth of Heterosexual Aids”. Bubba
then read an article about Matt Millin, the guys cracked up when he
read that the drafts from Millin are 0 for 40. Bubba read some stats
on some players, Spice cracked up when Bubba read that one guy caught
five passes in three years, he wonders how Matt Millin was hired by
anyone. Bubba said that Mj was back in the news; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Glen Beck audio, MJ Arson

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for WhiteCap.com. Bubba
asked that you vote for the Bubba Army Toyota, he said it’s currently
in Sixth place, he thinks it ends in 12 days, he said they can role it
until 8 if they’d like, he went on to say that he thinks Glen Beck is
pathetic, Spice isn’t sure if he loves his swagger, or hate the guy.
Bubba thinks Glen could be a town crier, Brent said he’s using the
Religious guy template, Spice said he’s ripping people off, Brent
cracked up at him pulling out a chalkboard. We then heard a clip of
Beck talking about how he has a book coming out about God, Bubba asked
if this is the same guy who used to hang out with him, Brent said he
used to be a Zoo keeper, Spice said he found something that works, he
thinks Glen will write a book about not going blind, Bubba thinks he’s
the kind of guy who can insure himself, he said this is just sad,
there’s not a guy that doesn’t stand behind a pulpit that act this
way, he said real people don’t talk like this, Spice said their
audience will agree with everything, he said if they don’t piss
someone off, they’re not doing their job. Bubba thinks Glen, hannity,
Rush, and Schnitt have Fakeeular Dystrophy, he then goofed on Glen,
Spice hopes Glen goes blind, he thinks real doesn’t work, nor does it
pay, he thinks this is why Beck is on 600 stations, and they’re on
six, he thinks it will be five if Miami leaves, Spice said at least
Blind Lawrence doesn’t cry over being blind, Bubba said that Lawrence
says that he’ll do a tattoo on a guy’s ass and have fun, he thinks he
should say he has cancer at Bubbapalooza. We then heard a news clip
about MJ’s Arson charges, Bubba said they’re scared. Brent said if he
burns his own house down and no one got hurt, it would still be Arson.
Bubba said he’s looking for someone who is familiar with Fire fighters
or a criminal law expert, Spice said this is a stunt that got out of
hand, that turned into Arson, Bubba thinks the fire marshal would know
what the statute is. Bubba said he has two fire inspectors on hold, he
thinks this a big f you to the first Responders. Billy on protection
thinks MJ will get off, he said he just caught the end of it, he
thinks the lawyer is barking up the wrong tree, Bubba said a Captain
was injured, he said the big issues are the arrogance J has, and that
Mark Ober has not filed charges, he thinks Mark is a glorified lawyer,
he said it would be interesting to see how many times the State Fire
marshal has recommended felony charges. Dan on protection said he was
convicted of a minor fire, he said it was an accident, he said he had
to choose either thirty years or two years probation, Bubba hung up on
the guy. Tony said he just got off the phone with his cousin who is a
fire inspector, the guy said that Arson is just a person setting
something on fire for personal gain, the guy said he’s seen cases of
people getting set on fire, Bubba told the guy he doesn’t need to call
other people, he has the Florida law, he said the only way you can get
out of Arson is if it was an accident. Rob said he’s a defense
attorney, he said he used to practice in Clear Water, he said he’s
used the defense that they didn’t mean to do it, he thinks it’s a lazy
prosecutor, Bubba said this is Arson, he thinks them saying it’s their
property won’t work, he said pre meditating is another problem, he
said all of it is documented, he said they did it a few days prior and
it didn’t have a fire. Rob asked if they had an off duty fireman
standing by, Bubba said they didn’t, he said they were denied a
permit; he said it’s already validated. Brent said they took the hog
video was used against them; he said they objected to the court not
letting Cheech in, as he shot the video. Bubba took a call from a guy
who said even if it was done the right way, if a fireman got hurt,
it’s still on them, Bubba wondered why Michelle is allowed to do what
she does, he wondered if the fire fighters are as pissed off as they
are, he wonders if they’re too close to the situation. Jim on
protection went over the statute for Arson, he said that should prove
them guilty, Brent said the felony is setting the fire on purpose. Tim
on protection said for it to be a controlled burn, they get permits,
he said they don’t even do them anymore, Bubba wondered if they have
any epa violations, Spice said tires are an offence on its own. Dave
on protection said the word intent was taken out of the statute, he
said MJ is wrong with what he’s saying, Bubba said it doesn’t have to
be a felony to warrant Arson charges. The guy said when it’s a public
figure, its a little more high profile; he said this is beyond
reasonable doubt. Bubba asked why nothing is happening, Dave said it
seems the way Bubba thinks it is, he then went back to the clip, he
wonders how many no processes Dante Morris had, Brent said MJ’s lawyer
is the same guy who said that Debra Lafave is too pretty to go to
prison, Spice said the guy is wrong, he said the guy is being
disrespectful, Bubba said the fire marshal is the highest of the land,
he thinks MJ has a sense of Royalty, he asked if MJ’s house was burnt
down, and charges would not be filed, he thinks MJ would be mad, he
said we’re not talking about armed robbery, this is fire, he said his
next statement is very much of an embellishment, he asked if J’s
lawyer can chide the fire marshal, he said that would be like Dante
Morris’s lawyer saying they’re a little over aggressive on leveling
charges, he said MJ’s crime costed a fire fighter an injury, Dante’s
crime did the same, he said he knew that was a stretch, he said an
attorney worth their salt would never say anything like that. Brent
said the first cop they helped out with Bikes for Badges, the guy who
shot him is in jail. Bubba said all people want to know is why, that’s
all we want to know, he said they should get into the “I hate Bubba”
factor, he said even if it wasn’t the MJ case, he’d still do what he’s
doing, he said a boy named Eric Right was killed execution style,
Brent said two of the guys are out of jail, Bubba said he’s the only
guy who points out what happens, he said they’ve closed down the
Lunsford and Schindler foundations, Brent said they also wrapped up
the
Chuck Rock murder.
Bubba then told the guys he’s taking his massages back from the guys,
Spice told them not to do that, Bubba told them to use it, he said the
cherry at the top of Mark’s poop Sunday is the MJ situation, he then
recapped each scoop of the Sunday, he said there was a guy named
Patrick Dean who stole over a million dollars from Tom Bean, Brent
said if you were to embezzle $10 from Spice, he’d notice. Bubba said
this Patrick guy is a shifty character, that he shaved his hair off
and said that he had cancer, he doesn’t get how the guy is walking the
streets, he then said that Brent’s Dad has a pest control company, an
employee was embezzling money from him, he said this is the Fourth
scoop on the Poop Sunday, he thinks MJ will get a pass, he doesn’t get
how he’s the bad guy, yet he sticks up for good people, he said he’s
over it, he told Mark to wring it in, he said he won’t make it through
2012, he said they’ll find someone who will destroy him, he said Ober
is saying that you can embezzle and it’ll be fine, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Pauly Shore calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Meet and Greet tickets
for Bubbapalooza New Orleans, then into “Ned’s New Listener
introduction” from “bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 8”, track 11. Bubba
said he wouldn’t play this music regularly; however it’s 25’s music.
Bubba had Pauly shore on the phone, Pauly said that his DVD “Adopted”
is coming out today, he thanked Howard Stern for promoting it, he said
that he went on location to film the movie, Bubba thinks it sounds
really funny, Pauly said he had some off duty cops to help him out.
Spice asked if he was recognized, Pauly said no, he said he loved
that, as he could mess with people, he said it has a Bruno or Borat
kind of feel to it. Bubba said this is how Pauly roles, he likes no
capital, Pauly said he put all the cash in his stuff, he thinks he
made the most money from “Biodome”; he said he’s lucky that his movies
are running on every big network, he said it gives him a new audience.
Bubba thinks “Encino Man” was the biggest cut, he thinks MTV got him
going. Spice asked what happened with MTV, Pauly said it’s not music,
it’s a network, he said the stuff their doing now has changed, he said
the internet allows you to be who you are. Spice said MTV has turned
into what it wasn’t ment to be. Pauly said he loves to watch Showtime,
he also likes mad Men on A&E, he likes watching the news, he thinks
there’s comedy in stuff, he said he showed it to Howard, he loved it.
Bubba said a lot of guys got their start from Pauly, Pauly said Sam
Kinison got his start, he said that Sam can’t show up, bubba said news
flash to that. Pauly then went over the various cities he’ll be in,
Spice said he liked Pauly getting a girl to have an abortion, Pauly
said it was an accident, Spice likes how he pulled the we’ll have a
baby in the future card, he thinks people who shouldn’t have kids just
shouldn’t have them, Bubba said that’s the problem with our country,
he thanked Pauly for coming on, he then recapped some of the parts of
the movie he liked, he thinks they should put the link to the trailor
up on btls.com, he said they’ll do the Blind Lawrence tattoo, he said
Lawrence has never seen a day in his life, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for some concept Best of
shows, followed by “bubba The Love Sponge – The Game” from “Bubba’s
new and Misc Hits Vol. 8”, track 2, and “the Clemulus Package” disc 3,
track 2. The bit is a video game of Bubba’s radio career. The first
level features getting positive reinforcement from Janie Cakes,
followed by Bubba having sex with the shop vack. The energy level is
down; to recharge naked chicks is the answer. The first door is Janie
Cakes, the second door is Tara, the third door is a nude Jeff Bird.
The player than has to grab Holly and have her wipe your ass. The
ratings are going great, but Bubba is too fat for the passage way, he
gets through by saying he has Hulk Hogan on the air. Level two
features the morning show hot air balloon, but he stops rising, as he
has to throw some people off, Guido and Cowhead. Level three has Bubba
pushing the envelope, he gets hit by a FCC dart, he gets sent down to
nothing, the only way to get back is to eat a bunch of Brent hatley
brown nosing. The player is then asked to grab Howard Stern’s coat
tails. Bubba said this is typical black stuff, what the artist has and
what you don’t, Brent said white power. Bubba asked that you vote for
the car, he then said that Melanie Brookes is hot looking, he wishes
she’d do him. We then heard a news clip about Dante Morris getting
arraigned on charges. Ken in Orlando said he was watching TV last
night, he saw a news clip about George Anthony getting the script
flipped on him, Bubba asked if he thought of that, Bubba said he knew
this would happen, Spice said that’s a ballsy move, Dave thinks he has
it, Bubba said at times he has flashes of genius. Dave said he has
audio from January 26, 2010 where Bubba had talked about it, Spice
said George may not have heard.
We then heard the news clip about that, we then heard the clip, where
Bubba said if the family stands behind Casey, it will be bad for them,
Spice said he likes when Bubba says dumbasses. Bubba said he knows
more, he then continued the clip, where he thinks Casey will put her
Mom and Dad on it. We then heard the news clip again, Bubba said
within six months of him saying that, it happened, he said he was
right on some stuff, such as his Haiti comments, he said George
Anthony deserves to have this pinned on him, Brent said George is
felony stupid. We then heard the clip of Bubba talking about George
Anthony, followed by the news clip, he said a lot of people think he’s
crazy, he said he’s a genius savant, Brent said Bubba was the only one
who said that, Bubba said he knew there were people thinking against
him. We then heard a news clip about Linzy Lohan’s jail cell, Bubba
thinks she won’t learn a lesson. We then heard a news clip about a
Gators player, Brent said the guy is a brawler. Rick in Tampa told
Bubba to make the point, he said they know Bubba is the man, he said
Bubba is the fat man, Bubba told him he’s riding to his job, the guy
got Eviled a few seconds later, he told the guy the show is all about
him, he said he did something about the radio, he told the guy not to
be mad. Mario in Orlando said he thought about Bubba last week, as
Cindy Anthony was on the stand; he thinks maybe the Mom is insane.
Bubba said that he said this would happen. We then heard the clip
again; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – The Blind Lawrence Tattoo challenge

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Calgary
meet and greets. Bubba thinks the guy I the song sounds like
Twenty-five Cent. Joe on protection said he wants Bubba to stay on the
Ober thing, he said he got an invite to a cop BBQ, Mark Ober was
there, they killed four wild hogs and killed them, he said this was
during the trial, he said Mark was drinking his Scotch on the Rocks.
Bubba said Manson did some satire bits about mark. We then heard one
where Mark says he’ll be tough on criminals, but in October of 2001,
when two dogs were beaten to death with a hammer, the guy got charged
with a $110 fine, he thinks Mark wants to smash a live monkey’s head
open and consume it’s brains, he thinks he watches “Faces of Death”
while masturbating. We then heard another one, where Manson said in
February of 2002, a boy was shot in the head, stuffed through the
window, dragged 200 yards and left to die. When the case came to
trial, Ober decided to reduce the charges, he thinks Ober would
consider September 11 disturbing the peace. We then heard another one,
where in December of 2001, a Dad threw his new born baby girl in a
dresser, the guy got ten years. Manson wonders if Mark will use live
infants as target practice, maybe a pregnant woman kicking booth at
the fare. Bubba thinks they should crank them back up, he said he’ll
run those every day until the election, he asked them to put it on a
rotator, he thinks they do it every time at 9:45, no matter what
they’re doing, Spice thinks they won’t be able to stick to that
schedule, he then decided to end the show with that kind of stuff. We
then heard a Carl Harris produced bumper for the Blind Lawrence Tattoo
challenge. Augie came in, he said he’s six foot six, 334, Bubba thinks
he’s not accurate, he said Blind Lawrence will be doing a Tattoo on
his ass. Spice asked him if he’d do anything else, Augie said yes.
Bubba said he gets $100 for the ass, the guys suggested he get more
ink; Brent said he’s not doing it in good faith. Marlow in Georgia
asked if bubba and Ober have ever had a face to face conversation,
Bubba said he’s tried that, but he’s gotten nothing. Bubba asked that
they bring in Blind Lawrence; Miller said tom from Mean machine
Tattoos is there to help out, Tom said there going to try something
else. Spice asked Tom if he was familiar with the Simpsons tattoos,
Tom said he didn’t put those on. Bubba told Augie to pull his pants
down, Spice wonders how it will look, Bubba thinks it won’t look so
good, he said they need to position Lawrence to where he needs to be.
Lawrence said he was doing good, Bubba told him to feel his work,
Spice said Lawrence was touching the ass, Lawrence said it was a big
canvas, he said he doesn’t think Tom has ever had a blind guy work
with him, bubba thinks no one is dumb enough to allow this. The guys
cracked up when Lawrence put his gloves on; Bubba thinks Lawrence with
a glove on is freaky. Spice asked if they can tattoo eyes on him,
Lawrence said no, Bubba proposes they airbrush eyes on his sunglasses,
Lawrence said he’d like that. Bubba said Augie was in the wrong angle;
tom isn’t sure how Lawrence will get ink in the needle. Bubba said
this is the Helen Keller of Tattoo artists, he thinks a blind guy
couldn’t be a cab driver or a tattoo artist, Lawrence said there is a
car in development for the blind, Spice thinks that’s not going to
work. Bubba wonders how deep he’ll go; Tom said he can set it up.
Bubba asked Lawrence if he knows what the logo looks like, Lawrence
said he’s felt it, he then described the logo, Spice thinks Lawrence
doesn’t know what any of that is, Bubba said Spice tries to
counterprogram a blind guy. The machine started up, Bubba said
Lawrence wasn’t even hitting the skin, the guys cracked up at what
Lawrence was doing, Bubba thinks Lawrence is drilling for gold, Bubba
thinks it looks great, Tom said it looks like a
Swastika, Spice thinks they can stop there, Augie thinks Lawrence is
drilling for oil, he thinks Lawrence is heavy handed, Spice told him
best of luck to get a cover up for this Tat, Bubba thinks he could
tattoo something, Brent said it can’t be any worse than Lawrence,
Augie said it’s not great, the guys cracked up at what they saw, Bubba
had no idea what it was, Tom said it’s not fixable. Spice wonders if
Bubba can do better, Bubba told Lawrence to keep doing his artwork
during the commercials, Brent told Lawrence to keep zipping him, Spice
thinks it would be better than what Lawrence is doing. Bubba thinks
only they would give a blind man a Tattoo gun, Lawrence thinks you
have to be out of your mind to want this, Bubba thinks you have to be
out of your mind to be blind and have a Tattoo gun. Spice thinks it
looks like fecal matter; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Bubba Tattoos Augie

Coming out of commercials, we heard a prom for the btls foundation.
Bubba said that they’re up on votes with the NASCAR Toyota voting, he
said Brent will be calling into the Howard Show to ask for votes. The
tattoo gun was in the background, the guys wondered what Bubba should
put on Augie’s ass, Brent suggested he have an arrow. The guys wonder
how you’d say penis as a plural, Spice suggests Bubba just use a
different word, the guys settled on using the word Cock.
Bubba asked that you go to btls.com and vote for the car he thinks
they can win it, Brent said this one is legit. Spice asked why Augie
has a flower on his ass; Augie said it’s just there. Brent said
Lawrence has been scribbling. Bubba thinks Augie has aids, he then
decides against it, Brent thinks he’d be the fattest aids patient
ever, he told tom he’s not retarded and blind. We then heard the
Tattoo gun, Spice asked him how it felt, Bubba asked if it will look
good, Brent thinks Bubba looks like a guy at a Tattoo shop, Bubba then
thinks he could change a name, Augie said it’s a party. Brent asked
how it’s looking, Spice couldn’t stop laughing at what he saw, Bubba
said his looks like Graffiti, Brent said it looks like something you’d
see on the LA freeway. Bubba told Augie he was almost done, the guys
couldn’t stop laughing at what they saw, he then described the tattoo.
Bubba asked if he has anything to defend himself with, Lawrence was
heard in the background saying that Bubba could use his cane. Spice
thinks they should do the reveal, bubba thinks they should do it off
air, , Tom thinks it reads really well, he thinks it’s a step up from
Lawrence’s work. Spice said he’ll take a picture and show it to him.
Bubba got up to get his bat, he cracked Brent once, the guys cracked
up at the picture, Augie described the tattoo, this had the guy’s
laughing, Spice thinks the guy’s self respect isn’t worth anything,
bubba thinks that would be like asking Peter Max to touch that up.
Spice said Lawrence’s work is horrible, Brent thinks it looks like a
tattoo of a bee hive, Spice thinks it looks like Twenty-five’s afro;
they then ended the show a few seconds later.

Blind Lawrence here with your recap. Our thoughts and wishes are with Mark Anthony, his family and friends.

Segment 1 – Pagan Potheads recap, Mark Anthony RIP

The show started off with audio of The Rays losing, followed by
“Interstate Love Song” by Stone Temple Pilots. Bubba said he hopes the
listeners got better sleep than he did, he said he responsibly
gimmicked up at around 8:00, he was shot out of bed at 12:57, he’s
been up ever since, Spice said he might as well go to the office, he
said he was crying at Pagan Potheads, Bubba thinks they should do it
every few months, Manson said it’s a pain in the ass to relearn that
material over and over again, Bubba thinks they were really good,
Spice said you can’t bring the Devil there, Manson said the guy behind
Donna was wasted, Bubba thinks they should put together a DVD, he said
it was great to see Spice at The Undertoe, he thinks Jimmy Kleavis
sweats more than anyone he knows, he said that their former intern
Mark Anthony killed himself, Brent doesn’t remember why he left, Bubba
said the guy was found hanging, he thinks no woman is worth suicide,
he thanked the people for coming out to The Wing House this past
Friday, he said people were putting bills in some jugs, he said all 19
Wing House locations are participating in Coins for Cops, he thinks
they’ll end around 10:15 today, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – Mark Ober

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for some best of shows.
Bubba came on talking about the Bubba Army car, he hopes it can win
the vote, you can vote on Btls.com.

1. Tuesday – Twenty-five
2. Monday – Dave Rice
3. Tuesday – Big Dick
4. Wednesday – Dave
5. Thursday – Twenty-five
6. Friday – Manson

Bubba said he ordered an official lottery thing, he thinks they should
have a lottery, Brent isn’t sure if it’s legal. Will said he had a
great time on Friday, he had the chance to chat with Manson’s Sister,
Bubba said she drove him crazy, Spice wondered if the show was to mask
any anti-Semitic stuff, Bubba said he thought it was awesome, Manson
thinks the crowd who attends now understand what it’s about. Forest
said he was at the show, he thinks the guys did an amazing job, he
said he felt like a jackass talking to Manson during getting dressed,
Manson said he’s cool with it. Bubba thinks today is a crappy day with
birthdays. The first email of the day said Aubry Huff is a cool guy.
Another emailer said they love the show, she asked about Casey
Anthony, Bubba thinks she’ll be the second woman executed in the state
of Florida. Bubba said that someone sent him an article about someone
was stabbed many times, the body was moved, mark Ober has yet to file
charges on the murder, he said the turkey fryer thing is in the
Newspaper, he said the stabbing was a few weeks ago, he said Mark’s
office will file tampering charges, he said the cop he talked to about
that was beside herself, Spice is bummed out that incompetents can’t
get Ober kicked out, he said they first got on Ober’s bad side when
they stuck up for a kid named Erick Right. Brent said this happened on
December 31, 2000, the kid was shot and left in the woods to die, Ober
let the killers plead in court; Bubba said they should’ve been charged
as adults. Brent said they asked that the listeners cal the States
attorney’s office, Bubba said that’s what got them on his bad side,
Brent said the judge was prepared to give them the maximum prison time
for the hog situation, he said MJ had Ober prosecute a woman who
flipped him off (September 21, 2009), he went on to say the State Fire
marshal has recommended that files be charged, he thinks Bill
Fitzgibbons is very smug, Brent said he’s disrespectful to fire
fighters, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, followed by “Jesse’s Girl”. Bubba thinks he and Manson are the
only ones who can appreciate the song, he wonders if Ned is even at
the show today, Ned said he’s there, he’s just not talking, Bubba
thinks Ned is dumb for not realizing that Miller Lite and PBR are
distributed by the same guy, he doesn’t get why Ned has to cut so many
deals, Bubba thinks he’s worse than Gene Lasker, he then read an
article about the turkey fryer incident not getting charged, he thinks
his eyes are gone, he thinks he’s too fat, Manson said he reads in the
dark, Bubba said he’d rather be blind, he thinks Ober saying he knows
best is his way of saying he doesn’t care, Brent said the Governor has
reason to. Bubba said he’s not letting foot off Ober’s neck, he said
it’s very close to him, he said he has a personal vendetta, he
referred to Mark as a red nosed drunk, he thinks this is why Dante
Morris is walking the street because of lack of prosecution, Spice
said it’s a record of incompetents. Bubba said if they were facing it,
he’d tell his lawyer not to be a dick, he said this is Arson to the
letter of the law, he said MJ is all about fire, Spice said they did
something illegal, he said that would be like them saying that they’re
going to smoke weed to show you the effects, Bubba said that would be
like him saying raping a woman would be a public service, he thinks
Ron Cacciatore represented them during the hog trial, but only for
about nine minutes, he said they did this to start a fire, he said the
station had been warned in the past about that, he said as much as a
dick he is, he thinks they were in the right with the FCC, the Haiti
situation, the Toyota situation, and Michelle Schnitt, he then read an
article about Haiti not getting any releaf money. Mike in Miami said
the MJ situation is unbelievable, he asked if the fire fighter who was
injured is suing him, Bubba said he didn’t know, he thinks it will be
null in void if MJ has Ober in his back pocket. We then heard a news
clip about a Reality show star getting arrested for having sex with a
minor, Spice said this was some dating show, Bubba asked that someone
shoot him, he thinks something like this will cause him to smoke weed,
he said that if he was President, he’d make Reality TV illegal, Manson
said he would encourage everyone to boycott, Bubba said none of the
names are clicking, he said this is just some wrestler, he said
everyone wants to be a star, he then read that Whitney Houston buys
about $6,000 worth of cocaine a week, Spice thinks it’ll be a matter
of time. Jim on protection said he was at Clear Channel the day when
MJ put fireworks in an oven. Bubba said he did something that was
distasteful, he said that he screwed up with the hog deal, he then
said that the city of Sacramento is asking for a pot tax, we then
heard a news clip about that, he had no idea that recreational
marijuana was on the ballot, Brent said it’s for those who would like
to buy it if your over 21. Treck thanked Bubba for the tickets. Eddie
isn’t sure if the Whitney Houston numbers are correct, he thinks she’s
either partying, or she’s getting ripped off, he said she’d have to do
an ounce a day. Bubba asked him the most he’s done in a day, the guy
said almost a half of an ounce, Ned thinks the guy is a pussy, the guy
said its 28 grams in an ounce, he said he was up for two days. We then
heard the Fighting Irish music, Bubba said that eleven of their
players were arrested for underage drinking, he doesn’t get why we
make a big deal over the dumbest things ever, he said he’d arrest
those that would refuse to drink. Rob in Tampa said he loved Pagan
Potheads, Bubba said that it’s like a high George Carlin.
We then heard a news clip about Spirit airlines saying you don’t need
luggage, Ned said that’s why he wears six suits of clothing. We then
heard a clip of tiger Woods cursing on TV, Bubba think the golf
announcers are snooty, he said the divorce is $100,000,000; Spice
thinks you wouldn’t make $50,000,000 to talk. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Twenty-five’s New Car

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Coins for Cops,
followed by “Can’t Stop Their Breedin”” from “bubba Show classics
Volume 14”, track 6. We then heard “Just What I Needed” by The Cars,
Bubba thanked the bay area auto dealers for donating to the Btls
Foundation, he said he should give Twenty-five Cent his card, as he’ll
be going to Sting Ray Chevy today, he asked for Twenty-five to come
in, he thinks Twenty-five is in Bubba’s office sleeping, Manson thinks
he’s sleeping, Bubba thinks he’s upstairs doing something. Spice said
he’s getting sued, as one of his friends wrecked his cars, before he
got the insurance on it. Bubba told Twenty-five they’re paying for the
insurance, Twenty-five said he’s had Progressive and GEICO, he said
the accident gave him some points; Spice thinks they don’t have to
worry about Twenty-five speeding. Mike in West Palm said he has a 05
Honda for $131 a month. Mike said he’s about $1,000 a year. Chris said
he’s with All State, he said they have a plan that includes Accident
Forgiveness. Sherry said she pays $800-1200 every six month, Spice
said he’s more interested in the payment plan for the car, Bubba said
the insurance will be $411, Twenty-five said he’s cool with it, he
said he’s going to tint the windows, the guys cracked up when he said
he was pooping upstairs. Bubba said he’s going to call American
Express, he said that Wesley Snipes will be going to jail, he said if
you don’t pay your taxes, you’re going to jail, Manson said you can
cheat on your taxes, Brent said they got him for not filing. Jack in
Tampa thinks Twenty-five should get repossession insurance, Bubba said
he gives Twenty-five a paycheck, he said there’s no way for him to
default, he then said Deion Sanders called him on Saturday, Spice as
Deion said some stuff, Bubba thinks he might stay with him, Ned thinks
Bubba should keep Heather on lockdown, Spice as Deion said “White is
Right”, Manson said he’ll hire him for Tiger Lilly’s. Bubba said VIP
night for Scene is August 18; grand opening will be August 20. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Farts

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about the cap on the
oil spill, followed by “Knocking on Heaven’s door” by guns N’ Roses.
Bubba said this is like the man on the moon, he wonders if the footage
is what they’re showing. Manson said Al-kida showed him some stuff, he
said a lot of it is people standing in front of a green screen, Bubba
said he cracked up when the reporter said farts, he said he’s always
wanted female fart lighting, Ned said he’s interested. Spice said
bubba has accomplished quite a bit, he said his girl won’t even admit
she farts, Bubba said Heather will rip them out, he said ave from
Back9BBQ produces some hot farts for him, Brent said that dip makes
him fart, Spice said there is a website that exists, he doesn’t think
the girls look all that hot, the site is GirlsGoneGross.com, Bubba
said all he wants his hot chicks lighting farts, Spice thinks maybe
Neil has a contact for them, he asked Bubba if he thinks a girl
farting is sexy, Bubba said it’s funny, he wants them dressed like
secretaries, Spice thinks that’s another parameter, Bubba said he
doesn’t like them on the toilet, Manson said he doesn’t like precursor
gas as a fart. Bubba doesn’t like it when a girl burps, Spice said he
wouldn’t’ mind his woman farting; Bubba proposes Tasha and Heather
have a fart off. Matt in Lakeland suggested Naughty Alysha come in and
fart, Bubba said that’s not her deal, he said he’ll put two or three
grand for the deal. Manson said mark chase once lit a fart, Bubba said
he doesn’t’ want to do pimple popping. We then heard a clip of a woman
farting, Bubba cracked up at it, he thinks they wouldn’t be able to
contain themselves, Spice said he’d like to see someone light a fart,
then light up a cigar with it, Bubba said it probably can’ happen. We
then heard a clip of a guy farting, he wasn’t sure on that one, he
said he’s not the only one who is into this, he thinks some of this
stuff is lame, he thinks you can get really high and watch stuff. We
then heard another clip of a person farting; Bubba wonders if a lit
fart can burn, Spice isn’t sure, Bubba said they should practice that.
David in Tampa asked if lighting farts is Arson, he wonders if Bubba
will be prosecuted, Bubba cracked up at that, he said if you’re a
woman, he’ll try and raise some money for this. Brent isn’t sure what
makes him fart; he said that he’ll just stick to his diet. Bubba said
that Mel Gibson is thinking about moving to Australia, Spice said at
least he’s not caving in, he finds it refreshing that he’s just
leaving the Country. We then heard Manson’s “Maniac Mel”; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Jacksonville Ratings

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for some concept best of
shows, followed by “Life in the Fast Lane” by The Eagles. Bubba said
they’ll be doing best of from Wednesday-Friday, he then went on to say
that the Army suicide rate has gone up, he wonders what we’re fighting
over there, he said we should mind our own business, he suggested
putting our troops on the Mexican border, Manson suggested they put
the troops on Wall Street to arrest the people that almost destroyed
our Country. Bubba read that two illegal immigrants rapped a 14
year-old girl, Manson said they just come up through Mexico. Steve in
New Port richy said they had the same problem a few years ago, he said
there was a problem with Soldiers going home and murdering their
wives. Kyle on protection sounding drunk, Bubba told him to have some
more drinks. Frank said he agrees with Bubba on immigration, he said
there’s only nine people left in the World Series of Poker, the guy in
the Fein gear is still in it. Spice wonders how much skill is in
poker; Brent said it does require a lot of skill with catching cards.
Bubba said they’re always complaining about how they’ve been doing in
the ratings as of recent, he said he doesn’t believe that it’s because
of their race with Miami, he said they’re a rare find in Miami, he
suggested they go on some Pizza boxes, he said that Paul and Ron suck,
he thinks maybe lazy radio is the way to make it, he said they are
killing it in Jacksonville. Mili in Miami wonders how the show isn’t
as popular; she said she loves the show. Nancy in Miami said that she
loves the show, she said she used to listen to Howard, she said if
they can’t have Howard, she’ll take him. Bubba went over the ratings
in Jacksonville from December until now, he doesn’t get how it works,
he said they’ve made amends with Lex and Terry (January 22, 2010).
Natasha said they love listening to the show, she asked what they can
do to promote the show; Bubba said Cox won’t commit to them. Budd in
Dayton said that he loves the show; he said the music The Eagle has
sucks. Chris came on going over what they’ve got, he said if you’re a
pedophile, you’ll love L&T, bubba told the guy to say he was sorry, he
just wants a pat on the back. Dan in Jacksonville said Jacksonville
loves him. Alex in Miami said he listens to the show two hours a day,
he has six presets in his car, all of them are on 93 Rock. Rich he
gets them from 93 Rock, he’s turned on a lot of his friends, there
really isn’t all that much to listen to. Bubba read that the Vatican
has decided to lay down some new rules with Priests; the guys think
it’s taken too long. We then heard “One Hundred boys” from “Bubba Show
classics Volume 14”, track 1; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Miami billboards

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper, followed by “I
Suck in Miami Bitch” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 12”, track 7. We
then heard “Mississippi Queen” by Mountain, Bubba told the people of
Calgary to buy some tickets for Bubbapalooza Calgary, he thinks there
are some meet and greets left for New Orleans, he said that they might
be out in Miami, we then heard some bumpers. Bubba said he has half a
mind to buy four billboards with the Spanish quotes on them, he said
this would prove Cox wrong, he said that if it didn’t work out, see
you later. Spice said every time Bubba bets on himself, he ends up
winning, Bubba said they’re making a huge investment on their new
building, he said he’s betting on all of them, he said Howard is a
bigger show than they are, Brent thinks Howard had billboards in
Miami, Bubba thinks he should get Mike on it, Spice it’s sad that
they’re purchasing billboards from Clear Channel, he said he settled
his lawsuit with them. We then heard a news clip about a woman who
tried to kill her baby by cutting it out of her vagina, Bubba thinks
the parents should be in trouble as well, he wonders how you don’t
notice, he wonders who got her knocked up, he said you never take a
kid’s word for anything, Spice thinks labor can last about twelve
hours, he and bubba then did a recreation as to how it might’ve
happened, Bubba thinks the guy is blind for not knowing his kid was
pregnant, he said he doesn’t get it, he then read an article about a
13 year-old doing a home abortion, Brent said it would be rape, Spice
thinks it’s getting after it when it was discovered the baby was
aborted with a pencil, he said abortion is your friend in some cases,
he said he’s never seen a girl get turned away at a strip club, Bubba
said he couldn’t pick up dollar bills with his ass, ned said he’d like
to see that, Spice as a strip Club DJ introduced Bubba. Bubba thinks
NASCAR should get on board with ept, he then said anytime they talk
abortion, they always play “Sounds like an Abortion”, Spice said it’s
a landslide every time it gets voted on. We then heard the song from
“Bubba Show classics Vol. 11”k track 10. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Foundation,
followed by “More Than A Feeling” by Boston. Bubba thanked Steve
Hurley and Jim for donating, he then plugged Coins for Cops, he then
asked for people to vote for the car on btls.com, he said they were at
1300 votes when the show started, he said he’d like for it to stay the
number one rotator, he said they need about 6,000 more votes, Spice
said they’re at 1376, Bubba asked that they don’t let the Sirius
people do the regular radio people’s job, he then talked about Howard
at Tampa Executive, he suggested American Aviation in Brooksville, he
said he can’ ghost ride his plane. Jessey said he was watching the
news the other night, he said there was something about a Mosk where
the World Trade Center was, Bubba said this just continues the
downward spiral, he said they shouldn’t have it there, Spice it’s like
tag with a safety net, bubba said they should respectfully send our
guys home, Brent said the Russians did that, ad lost. We then heard a
news clip about Carl Edwards spinning another guy out, he thinks
Edwards is good for nothing, Spice wonders if they should duke it out,
Bubba thinks the woman in the clip doesn’t know anything about racing.
Dave said he went to the Pagan Potheads show, he said it was lame to
be charged $20; he thinks Brent came up short. Bubba told the guy what
he saw Friday night was different than the show, Dave said the Jesus
stuff was a little over powered, he thought it wasn’t what he had been
expecting, Bubba thinks maybe the show isn’t for him, Dave said he’s
been listening for ten years, Bubba asked him not to listen to the
show, he thinks the guy is a whinny little bitch, Manson said he
talked to almost everyone who was there, they said they loved it,
bubba ended up Eviling the guy a few seconds later, he told the guy to
not listen to the show anymore, Manson said if people weren’t
laughing, he wouldn’t do it. Bubba said he’s ready to self edit in
Miami, he said he doesn’t like the humiliation; Manson said he knows
if the guys are laughing, he feels good. We then heard a news clip
about a massage therapist who got arrested for molesting some clients,
Spice thinks some massage guys are thinking about how much the female
client will like it, Bubba said the guy has officially ruined the
fantasy, Ned thinks the guy is guilty, Spice said the guy has no game.
Bubba said the show will go long today, he asked for ladies on
protection if they’ve ever been the person who he has thrown it out
there, he thinks maybe it’s just a fantasy. Robin in Miami said she’s
only 29, she said there’s a place she goes to, she says a lot of older
women go there, she said it’s The Fountain Blue, Bubba said he can’t
throw that out there. Spice asked how much money they’re talking, she
said around $300-$400, Bubba said he can’t take her word for what’s
going on, Spice thinks it’s a sweet gig for a dude. Bubba said he once
went to a his and hers place. Samantha in Miami asked for protection,
she said she’s never done that, she went to a Doctor’s office with a
male nurse. Leetha said she likes Bubba’s fantasy, but it’s never
happened. Bubba said that girls can control their fantasies far better
than men, she likes the guy being conservative, Spice thinks she’s a
nasty, he asked if it was a guy who looked like Ned, Leetha said no,
Ned thinks she’s a whore. Bubba thinks they could do the Leetha hot
Cougar dating game, she screamed a little, Spice had no idea what that
was, Leetha said she’d be up for it, she then described herself – five
foot six, long hair, she has Charicky blood, Brent said they get mad
when they drink. Bubba asked her about her breasts, Leetha said
they’re beautiful, Bubba suggested getting a few massage guys in the
Orlando area; Ned thinks she’s a whore. Leetha said she’d like a guy
who is goal oriented, Spice said he’ll need to see a picture, he asked
for nudes, Bubba thinks they’ll have to call off the creative meeting.
Beth said when she was 21, she had a friend who was training to be a
massage therapist, she was one of the test subjects, she was begging
for it by the end, the guys goofed on her accent. Bubba plugged what
they’ve got coming up on the show for tomorrow: Pauly shore will be
on, and Auggie will be receiving a Tattoo from blind Lawrence, Spice
said that will be funny. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

FM Show

Segment 1 – Pagan Potheads sold out, Twenty-five’s new car

The show started off with “Down On The Corner” by CCR. Bubba said the
music was provided by him by default, as Grant was a no show, he said
he’ll end up taking a hit, he said screwing up at the BRN is bad for
the person, Manson said he feels bad for him, as he’s helped him out
with Pagan Potheads, he said their sold out, Spice said Treeman is all
about driving Bubba to various events. Bubba said the show should come
first, he then got sidetracked by Erin Andrews, he said she’s suing
the guy who filmed her; Manson said the guy could’ve raped her. Trent
in Plant City came on looking for tickets, Bubba told him no, he then
plugged his Wing House appearance today, he then said that Gary from
1-800-AskGary will be coming by to drop off his $5,000 check, he then
thanked Steve Hurley from Sting Ray Chevy for getting Twenty-five
hooked up with a new car, he got a 2007 Impala, he said he’ll make
sure Twenty-five has great insurance, Ned thinks he sold his sole to
the Company Devil, Spice thinks it will end badly, he asked if
something will happen. Bubba said he wouldn’t finance Sluggo or
Miller, he said he’ll be the lean holder on the title, he said that no
one can look positive around there, Ned asked how he could get on this
train. Bubba thinks Twenty-five will ask him for stuff from Rent and
Roll, Spice as Twenty-five asked for some new rims. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Spice insecure with his looks?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
The Wing House tonight, followed by “” by Fleet Wood Mack. Bubba said
he feels bad for people in Miami, he thinks LeBron will have the ass
on lockdown, he thinks Spice is the best looking guy at the show,
Spice said he doesn’t think he could compete with that. Bubba told
Spice that if he worked out right and dieted, he could look like
Matthew Maconihay, Manson said doing 200 pushups seems really tough,
Bubba said that it would take him twelve hours to do it, as he does
them in sets of five. Brent said Spice could be Craig the Bulldog,
Bubba thinks Craig could make Mel Gibson look like Fred Rogers, he
then said he’s got a lot of stuff to do, they then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Birthdays, emails, Grant on the phone, Dante Morris
masturbates in his jail cell, BP Oil Spill update

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army V Neck
shirt, followed by “Dreams” by Fleet Wood Mack. Bubba said that Steve
Nicks worships the devil; Ned said she used to ingest cocaine in
different ways. The guys went over some birthdays; Spice said he’s
only seen bits and pieces of “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”. We then
heard the Night Rider theme, Spice said the show rocked, Bubba said it
sucked, Ned sounded bummed out when Bubba told him that the biker from
The Village People died, Spice thinks he gives bikers a bad name, he
thinks the guy looked like Mr. Slave from South Park. The first email
of the day said they listen to the show every day. Another emailer
said channel 4 did in fact cover Bubba’s check presentation; the guys
then goofed on Big Dick not getting some audio. Another emailer said
the welfare office is a joke. Another emailer said they’d like to
participate in the Plugs for Pain. The last email of the day said that
they’re interested in showing off some pole dancing. Grant was on the
phone, he said he knew why he was calling, he said he completely
forgot, Spice said sometimes it’s not cool to be completely truthful.
Grant said he doesn’t know how he forgot it, Manson as the Ferret
yelled for Grant to go back to bed, as his door was beeping, Bubba
said he’s going to eliminate Russ, Hammil and Grant, Grant said he’ll
take a beating in order to stay on, Manson thinks he could never
assign bumper music. Bubba went through the ping pong balls, Manson as
the Ferret said he was devastated. We then heard a clip about Dante
Morris masturbating in front of a female officer, Manson thinks you’ve
really reached a low when you’ve done stuff like that, Spice said the
restraint chair looks like a Carnival ride, Bubba said he wouldn’t’
want a woman who he’s not screwing to see his junk. We then heard a
news clip about Dante Morris’s Aunt asking for her job back, Bubba
said “sorry about your luck”. Trevor in Alberta Canada said he’s a
Twitter guy, he said he and some other guys will be going, Bubba said
he might be hiding some things around Calgary, he said the gathering
will be the Meet and Greet. Jake asked how Gene Lasker is doing; Bubba
said he’s being represented by Kevin Hayslett. Jim in South Decoda
asked about the Oil cap, he wonders if BP is telling the truth, Bubba
said that’s yet to be determined, Manson said it’s leaking out all
through the Gulf floor, he said he doesn’t believe anything BP says.
We then heard a news clip about that, the guys don’t get why Obama
hasn’t done anything about the no fly zone, Spice said Copperfield
could make the Statue of Liberty disappear, Manson said that’s
probably why they got James Cameron to help out. We then heard “Ned’s
Messages to BP” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 15”, track 13; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Miami Heat Song

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for coins for Cops,
followed by “Fade to Black” by Metallica. Bubba asked Brent how the
Tim Curdis appearance went, Brent said it went well. Bubba said that
Flow Rida has a new song about the Miami heat, which we then heard,
Manson said he does some catchy stuff, Spice said the first 30 seconds
is just nonsense, Bubba said he would say stop, Brent said every team
will bring their A game, Spice said whenever an artist does an
unofficial theme song, your career is over, Brent said he’s that good,
Spice said they haven’t done any games yet, Bubba said he’d tell Flow
Rida to stick the song up his ass, he said this is a circus, Manson
thinks they won’ win the championship, Bubba said this is what’s wrong
with the African American community, Spice did his old guy character,
Manson jokingly said that they should just sign off, as they’re number
one in the ratings. Bubba said he would be embarrassed if he was a
Miami heat fan, he asked the Miami listeners to call in. Lenny said
this is like the super bowl Shuffle, Bubba thinks it was after, he
said he’s mad at the person who wrote the song, Spice said LeBron knew
he was under pressure, Bubba said its easy picking for artists, he
said your just giving the competition an anthem, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Dr. Joe Saturley

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, followed
by “Fly Away” by Lenny Cravits. We then heard Dr. Joe Saturley’s
bumper, Joe said he was great, he then gave his info: DocSat@me.com,
DocSat.com, 7277261013. Nick said he’s a first responder, he said he
finds himself spacing out, Joe asked him if he was depressed, Nick
said no. Joe asked him if he’s okay physically, nick said he works
crazy hours, Joe thinks the guy has ADHD, or learn to concentrate
better, Ned told him to pay attention, Joe cracked up at that, Ned
said that would be $150. Stacey said she’s been having family issues,
she’s deciding to cut her family out of her life, she said she’
feeling a little bit of guilt, Joe said we get to choose our friends,
not our families, he suggested just send Christmas and birthday cards,
he told her not to feel guilty over it. Jessey said last December said
he was Electrocuted, he died for a couple of seconds, he said he
doesn’t want to do anything, Joe told him to see a mental therapist,
he said this stuff happens when you get electrocuted, Ned suggested
the guy smoke a joint, the guy said he does that. Joey said he has a
fifteen year-old son, he can’t get him away from video games he said
they go to the Y twice a week, Joe told him to take control, he said
it’s easy to get addictive to video games. Bubba thinks the kid is
running the show, Joey said it’s not worth arguing with him, Bubba
told him he couldn’t say that, Joey said he’s looking for the right
thing to do, Joe suggested he sit down with him and talk to him about
it. Mark in Ft. Meyers thinks he’s a sex addict, he said it started
when he was in his 20’s, he said he sees about two or three women a
day, he said he’s in sales, Joe said he works his job around his
addiction, Manson thinks a sexual addiction doesn’t exist. The guy
said he has some girlfriends, he said West Palm is a good place to
start. Bubba asked the natural progression, Joe thinks the guy will
get arrested, the guy said he still has sex with his wife, Bubba
wonders how flipped out would the guy be if his wife was doing it, the
guy said he would probably be surprised. Bubba asked him if he’s not
able to have his daily quota, the guy said sometimes it happens
sometimes, he said it depends on where you go, Joe said it’s the high
you’re after, the guy said he’s well of money wise. Bubba asked him
the going rate; the guy said it all depends. Joe asked him if he has
kids, the guy said yes, they’re groan up, the guy said he’s been
married for 18 years, Joe said if he got the addiction under control,
he’ll have a better marriage. Bubba said this is a guy who makes a lot
of money, he likes how the guy is calling out to them, the guy said he
likes how he can call into the show. Joe said he’s opening up an
office, he said he’d love to treat him, the guy said he watches where
he parks his car, Bubba told him that he’ll put him on hold for Joe’s
information, Joe told him to call him after his segment, he said
addiction just tears families apart. Bubba thinks you’d have to make a
million dollars if you’re into sex addiction. Bubba read an email from
someone who said they’re experiencing anger issues, Joe said he could
help out. Bubba thanked him for coming by, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Casey Anthony, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Maniac Mel”, followed by
“Get Ready” by Rare Earth. Bubba said there’s some good stuff on
btls.com, Ned cracked open a beer, saying it’s a pbr, Spice thinks Ned
took some from his office, Bubba thinks it’s not the case, as the
stuff in Spice’s office is warm. Tommy said Casey Anthony’s Mom was on
TV, Bubba thinks they need to set up the audio they have, saying the
Cindy Anthony 911 calls can be used in court, he got distracted with
John daily playing golf. We then heard a news clip about Cindy
Anthony, Bubba said the audio will be used in court, Spice said she’s
screwed, Manson said the smell of something dead is unmistakable. We
then heard the 911 call, Bubba said at this point, Cindy is disgusted
with Casey’s actions, Manson said she changed her tune when the death
penalty was introduced, he thinks the case is closed, Bubba sometimes
tragedy or alcohol brings out the truth, he said he has no sympathy,
as he thinks she’s in on it, Manson thinks so, Spice said you need to
cut off your relationship with your kids at some time, Bubba thinks
they’ll get looped into the situation, Bubba thinks they haven’t heard
this portion of the call, Manson thinks she has no emotion, he thinks
she needs a Twix, Bubba said this just solidifies that what she’s
saying is a lie, Manson thinks even 31 minutes would be too long, he
likes how the 911 operator points out that she’s waited 31 days, Spice
thinks she’s coming up with the most Mexican name possible. Bubba took
a call from a guy who said the human body has an extremely
characteristic smell from anything you’ve ever smelled, Spice thinks
it has to be really bad, Brent said it’s awful, the guy said it will
stick to you all day in some cases; the guy thinks the smell won’t
leave the car. Brent thinks they’ve got all the evidence they need,
Bubba said if they found DNA evidence, that should also close the
case, Spice thinks she can’t say anything. We then heard a news clip
about the evidence against Casey Anthony, Bubba said if they have the
car, it’s over, Manson said she’s done, Brent said no deal is going to
be made with her, Bubba thinks she’ll be the youngest woman ever to
die via death penalty. Robby said he does crime scene cleanup, he said
he’s seen bodies in several different stages, he said it puts out a
gas, he said there’s no way it smells like old pizza, he said the
decomposition comes from the flies. Bubba wondered if the heat will
affect it, the guy said yes, he said they had one guy who died at 110
pounds; the guy had to be popped, as he had expanded upon his death.
Bubba asked the worst one of them all, Robby said he had one guy
hanging from the ceiling, he said it was pretty messy, he said they
had one guy who had to be wrapped up in his own carpet, as the guy had
lived in such unsanitary living conditions. Bubba asked if the guy
repaints, the guy said he disposes of stuff like that, he said he
treats it like Asbestos, the guy said if you get blood on the phome
seat of a couch, it will eat into it. Bubba asked if they have those
lights that show the blood, Robby said yes. Spice said they talked to
a crime scene cleanup guy who said it’s creepy, Robby said you feel a
sense of heaviness in the room, he said you have to be pretty tough to
deal with it, he said he’s delt with a few murders, he said it’s
always been in houses, he said he’s arrived on fresh cases, it’s not
that bad, he said it all depends. Bubba thinks if they found him dead,
he’d look like the Hindenburg. Matt said there was a guy who tried to
kill his wife with a hammer; the guy said he ended up committing
suicide. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba wondered how you
kill someone you love with a hammer, Spice said he went out strong, as
a bottle of sleeping pills was found in the tub, Bubba said he’ll just
pee in the tub when he goes to a hotel room. We then heard a news clip
about a puppy store, Spice said he bought his dog Banksy there, Bubba
goofed on the woman in the clip, Spice joined in, Bubba thinks it’s
mini New York. Spice said he purchased the dog as he thought it was
cute, he didn’t see anything wrong with it, the guys goofed on Spice
for getting his dog at “Puppy Love”, Spice thinks his dog doesn’t even
look like a sharpay. Earl in Jacksonville asked Bubba his thoughts on
JJ selling T-shirts for the fallen cops, Spice explained it, he thinks
he’s just covering his ass for the negative press he’s received
recently. Bubba said he hopes he sells a whole bunch of them he thinks
people can see right through him. Frank on protection said he was in
court, he was there to talk about the Doctor who beat his wife, he
said the Mom has a broken arm, he said she almost died. Bubba said
there was a case out of Texas, where a woman named Jane Peters, the
mayor of Copal Texas, she was found dead, she had killed her daughter,
he thinks Palin wouldn’t be capable of doing this, he wonders why
you’re 19 year-old would warrant getting shot, Manson thinks if she
attacked Donna with a knife, the guys think Manson’s kids would beat
him silly. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked about the Black
Panther party; Brent said they’re the black version of the KKK. We
then heard a news clip about Erin Andrews, Bubba thinks the AP guy
ruins every story, Spice said the guy was working on feature films.
Tom said he’s never ran across anyone who has never known what it
smells like. Bubba wondered if there’s a way where someone can be
killed in a way that their not caught, Tom said it would have to not
be questioned, the guy said if you’re an organ doaner, you’ll
basically end up as a bag of skin. Manson said he is now, he’s
thinking about changing, Bubba said he doesn’t want it, Spice said he
was put on the spot to be an organ doaner, the guy said he’s thinking
about keeping his long bones, Bubba thinks he might as well be an
organ doaner, as he’ll get cremated, he doesn’t think he could fit,
the guy said they may have to butter the hips to get in the oven.
Brent said he’s an organ doaner, Ned said no, he thinks his organs are
dead, he thinks he’ll do buried at sea. Bubba and Manson said they’ll
be cremated, Spice said he’ll do a Mozelium, Brent said he’s cremated,
Bubba wonders if you have a headstone if you’re cremated, the guys
think so, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
The Wing House later today, followed by “Gotta Be Somebody” by
Nickelback. Bubba said these guys are rock stars, Manson said he likes
them, Spice said it’s a guilty pleasure, he said had is a dick, he
asked Brent about the guy crying on stage, Brent said yes. Bubba
thanked Gary from 1-800-AskGary donated; Spice thinks Twenty-five Cent
should be Ras. Bubba plugged The Scorpions/Rat show tomorrow night, he
said it would be cool if you were single and had what Gary has, he
thanked Gary for his contribution, Brent said it’s your last chance to
see the Scorpions ever, Bubba thinks they’ve done that before, he said
to get the tickets, say “Hi this is Ras, I see you back there”, Manson
joined in, as did Spice. Nathan in Miami said he just heard the guy
talking about organ donation, he said that the organ transplants are
from people who are clinically brain dead. Spice said he’s heard that
if you’ve been in a bad car accident, there’s a slim chance, the guy
said the doctors rarely know the person is an organ doaner, he said
the cop who was shot saved about six to eight people. Bubba asked what
the charge is for stuff like a liver or a kidney, the guy said he’s
more in the tissue transplant, he said that it’s more than likely
covered by insurance. Jerame in Brooksville said his Aunt works for a
medical supply place, he said if you’re listed as an organ doaner, the
hospital will know about it. Bubba wonders if he should do it or not.
Christian in St. Pete asked for free tickets, he got hung up on, as he
didn’t do it right, Manson said it was lengthy. Treck said he was Ras,
Bubba put him hold. Mark came on doing it, Bubba said give the guy
tickets. Joe on protection said he could answer questions on
cremation; he thinks Bubba would take around three hours. Raman asked
for some tickets, he got buzzed, Bubba said it didn’t even sound like
Ras. George came on sounding like Ras, Bubba gave him the tickets.
Frank in Tampa came on saying he’d like free tickets, bubba gave him
tickets, he thinks even white guys know it. Hilary as Ras said she’d
like free tickets, the guys cracked up at her, Bubba told her to stand
by. Jeff came on saying he was Ras, the guy got buzzed. Dwayne asked
for free tickets, he got buzzed, he then recapped what he wanted the
people to say, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “LeBron is in Miami Bitch”,
followed by “hard to handle” by the Black Crows. Bubba said that he’ll
go to Spice’s appearance on Sunday at The Undertow, Brent told him
they’ll be busy on Sunday, Bubba said he’d like to have fun, he then
said he’ll be at The Wing House later on today. Corry in Winterhaven
came on sounding like Ras, he got the tickets. Eric in Tampa came
sounding like Ras, he got the tickets. Steve came on saying he was
Ras, he got denied when he said ford Ampa Theatre. Ed in Tampa came on
sounding like Ras the guys cracked up when he did the laugh. Matt in
Englewood came on sounding like Ras, he got the tickets. A random
caller tried to do the Ras thing, but got Eviled, they then ended the
show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Various callers

The show started off with a clip from yesterday’s show, where Jim from
south Decoda requesting Manson’s Eminem parody about Satellite radio,
which we then heard. The bit parodies “Lose Yourself” from “On the
Chip” disc 1, track 1, and “bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 15. The
bit talks about some of the big moments of the show, saying that Bubba
is back on radio. We then heard “Juicey” by Notorious BIG. Bubba said
that Eminem parody was unbelievable, he said he’d like to incorporate
that in Bubbapalooza, Spice said it’s a lot of energy, Ned told Spice
to go out to the car, he said he’s got some Cocaine. Bubba said Steve
Diaco dropped off some Fein, he then plugged WSOP.com, some guy named
John is wearing a Fein shirt, Brent thinks Sam just plays poker for
the competition; Ned thinks Fein is Childs play for him. Bubba said
he’s been doing so good on his diet, he said the bottom of his mouth
feels like a bird cage, he thinks pizza will mess him up, he said if
the guys would like to buy their own pizza they can, but just have it
outside, they can’t bring it into the building, Brent said he’s not
having any pot today, as he has a show to do, Manson said he has great
will power. Spice asked about various foods, Bubba said no, Ned said
the raccoons might get you; Bubba admonished him for saying coons.
John in New Mexico asked why Jason Ellis is on two channels, Bubba
told him not to pit him against Ellis, he said good luck to everybody,
he listed some channels he knows of, Spice said he likes Howard 100
and 101. Bubba went over his favorite channels on Sirius, Brent thinks
Eminem doesn’t know what channel he’s on, Bubba said he’d like to have
a channel, but not participate in it, he then potted up the audio from
the TV about the lacrosse team getting left behind, Manson said we’re
fucking the Indians once again. Doug in West Virginia said Bubba
should bow down to Manson, he called him a talented little fucker, he
said it’s the first time he heard it, Bubba said those were the good
old days, he said he’s been interviewed by Inside Radio, he said he
doesn’t know what Howard is doing, he said whatever Howard does is
what he’ll do, he thinks Howard will stick around, he’s not sure if he
can ask Howard about what he’s doing, he said they’ve got stuff, he
said 2008 sucked, Manson said they were partying from 2006-2007, Bubba
said he doesn’t like the Politically based radio, he said they gave
the fans radio they loved, he said that’s them, he said they were
prefer to do a Satellite only show, he thinks Howard has mornings
locked up, Spice said he’d love it, he said they don’t want to get up
at 4 in the morning, he said the worst is the daily pressures of the
PPM, Spice said the pressure is also with the clients, Brent said you
also have to worry about your competition taping you. Bubba said when
they were in the market for a big contract, he said the merger took
about two years, he said they had to move to regular radio, he said it
wasn’t sold to the listeners properly, he said they were told what to
say, he said he hopes they come back, he said he’s not going to be
overly optimistic, he said he’ll just wait and see, he said it’s like
the doctor checking your prostate, Brent thinks there’s a sicko
somewhere, Spice said it makes him question Dr. Mark, he said he knows
a girl who got an abortion, the doctor had a bonor while doing it.
Paul asked about Devon James, Bubba said she’ll be on Cowhead’s show,
Bubba said she doesn’t care about anything she signed with him, Spice
said she’s a fucking trick, Bubba said he has the contract that will
shut her up, Spice said she’s going for broke. Steve in Alberta said
he has some extra tickets for Bubbapalooza; Bubba hung up on him,
saying he’s not CraigsList. Kevin in New Mexico asked about the guy
who died at NHRA, Bubba said the crash didn’t look like that big of a
deal, the guy said they haven’t talked about it. Spice said it
reminded him of Dale Earnhardt’s crash, he said it didn’t look that
bad. Harris came on, Bubba yelled for the guy, the guy’s window was
down, he then got on the bullhorn, he thinks the guy will pick up, he
said that stuff puts him in a bad move. Jack came on asking about the
FCC, Brent asked what was up with the phones today, bubba goofed on
the guy’s voice, Spice thinks the guy is buried in a man’s asshole,
the guy ended up getting Eviled, Brent thinks the guy has his face
buried in Ned’s asshole, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Macho Man bits, new Billy Mays clip

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans tickets, followed by Ned’s “Mel Gibson Song” from “The Kabuki
Project” track 17, and “Ned’s Parody songs Vol. 2”, track 12. The song
parodies “Looking out My Back Door” by CCR, and focuses on Mel’s
intoxicated rant against the Jewish community, and also features clips
of Cartman from “south Park” saying “fucking Jew”. We then heard
“heaven’s On Fire” by Kiss. Bubba came on saying he has a new Mel
Gibson gimmick, Ned said he inserted himself in the call, Bubba said
heather has been calling him Bubba Gibson, he thinks there’s a song
coming, he wishes he was called “bubba lee” because of his cock size,
Spice then goofed on bubba saying some of Mel’s quotes. The guys then
went over some birthdays, Bubba called Kevin Harvick a mother fucker,
as he sent him the “East Bound and Down” DVD, but never heard back. We
then heard “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” by Sammy haygar, Bubba
thinks Ned beat off to the guy who sold cheap tickets. We then heard
“Night rider”, Spice said he loved this show, Manson said horrible. We
then heard “YMCA”, Ned thinks Glen Hues died of liver cancer, Bubba
thinks it sounds incredibly gay, Manson said he had no idea the song
was about being gay. Bubba said they’ve got a bunch of macho Man bits,
he said it’s no wonder he hates him, Spice said he’ll have to listen
to the show, Bubba said it was because of Bubba’s loyalty to Hogan. We
then heard a bit where Manson as Macho man talks to two gay guys,
Manson thinks it was cheesy, this bit is not in the catalog. Spice
said he felt horrible, but he never told him, Manson said he felt bad,
Brent said Spice riled the crowd at a macho man concert up. Bubba said
they could’ve done a Macho Man album, we then heard “I’m An Asshole’
from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 17, he thinks all this stuff
will make Randy want to kill them, the guys cracked up at the song,
Bubba wonders if machoman.com is still around, Spice said he didn’t
want to do those background vocals, Bubba said he had sex with Macho
man’s ex, he’s not sure if he should’ve said that, he wonders what
Randy was thinking during all that stuff, he thinks he made her
squirt, he said he wore a condom, Spice as macho asked how his dick
tasted. Manson said BP has been doing a lot of stuff, he wondered what
it would be like if Billy Mays was talking about it. We then heard the
clip, where Manson as Mays was yelling about the oil spill, Manson
said this was live on location, Bubba thinks they should put this on
BubbaRaw.com, Manson said they just leave everything in, Bubba cracked
up at the clip, Manson said he has to get high to record this stuff,
Bubba cracked up at what was going on, Manson said it was incredibly
hot out there, the guys cracked up at the clip, Bubba pointed out the
segals, Brent thinks it’s more realistic. Bubba said that the Mel
Gibson tapes were edited, Brent said that was because of people’s
names, Manson said he got an air hose for this shot, the guys cracked
up at Manson as Billy Mays doing cocaine under water, he ends up
flipping out at the zorbies not working, he ends up throwing Altoids
to get the effect, he said everyone is fucked. Ike in Chicago said he
was at the taping on Father’s day, he thinks Bubba shakes hands like a
little girl, the guys cracked up at that, Ned thinks Bubba has a fish
handshake, Brent said they do index fingers with the President. We
then heard Manson’s “Macho man Song”. The song bags on macho man, this
one is not in the catalog. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – Ned’s new bit, various stuff, Roxana Shirazi calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Calgary,
followed by Ned talking to Mel Gibson. Ned said he’s hanging up, Mel
said he’ll drive over there. Ned asked if he’ll jerk off on his yard,
Mel said he’ll do it. Ned said he likes being called Cunt, he said he
owes him $12 on “Lethal Weapon 5”, he said its Mel’s fault, Mel thinks
Ned’s testicals look stupid. Ned thinks Mel looks like a cocksucker,
he said he’d like to be directed to the pack of niggers, he told Mel
to eat shit, he told him to get medication, and to get the dick out of
his mouth, Bubba interjected saying he was laughing his ass off, he
likes how Ned pieced it all together, he said it was a blast, Ned said
he couldn’t wait. Bubba thinks Ned should take the rest of the day
off, Ned said he’ll stay. Ned thinks Mel has a sweaty nigger dick, he
asked him for a tiger roar. We then heard “” by , Bubba said he hates
to be a dick, he thinks Ned’s bit made Manson’s bit look like crap.
Kenny in Chicago said it was solid gold, Bubba told Spice to give Ned
a case of PBR, Brent said the show could be on as early as January.
Kenny told Brent he gave him something, Brent said he smoked it and
ordered a Chicago Pizza, he likes how the windows were open, Kenny
said he doesn’t see stuff like that on TV. Bubba thinks they ran Bill
Cunningham’s TV show in Cincinnati, Brent said bubba has to beat Judge
Judy, he said Oprah fell to eighth place. Bubba isn’t sure on
Television ratings; he thinks they should call Alex from Fox. Raul in
California asked if Bubba saw the Hogan commercial for Rent a Center,
he said it was kind of gay, Bubba said he saw it, the guy got Eviled,
he then asked about the John Stamos situation, he then read an article
about that, Brent said he’s a nice guy, Ned thinks he’s hot. Bubba
said that Mel Gibson is back on a movie set, things are very strange,
the movie is called “the Beaver”, Spice said he could care less what
he did, Brent thinks people will see it out of curiosity. Bubba thinks
Mel should have some outbursts. Roxana came on, Bubba thinks the
publisher tore her a new one for not coming on. Roxana apologized for
not coming on, she had came back from New York, she said she’s lived
in England since she was 10, she said jet Lag was why she missed her
interview. Roxana said her family sent her to live with an English
family, she said they had to wear those values, she wanted to wear
makeup and chase boys, she said she was really horny. Bubba asked how
horny she was while in Iran, Roxana said she always was touching
herself, masturbating during gun fire, she was around six when all
this happened, she said she climaxed to an image of Axel Rose, she
said she had sex with her first guy when she was 24. Bubba thinks you
can’t even touch girls, Roxana said everything is illegal, she said
everyone does something to the extreme, she said those who get caught
are stoned or beheaded, she saw a girl getting fucked by three guys,
she said if the cops show up, you’re fucked. Bubba asked if an
American can go to Iran, Roxana said she wouldn’t recommend it. Bubba
asked who the best was, Roxana said she’s a romantic type, she said
she had some crazy times with some bands like Motley Crue, she said
she hung out with Death Leopard and White snake, but it wasn’t much to
write about. Brent said David Coverdale was on the show, bragging
about the size of his penis (June 19, 2009). Bubba asked who had the
biggest cock, Roxana said the drummer from Velvet Revolver, she said
Tommy lee has a big cock, he ended up blowing her, she said he’s great
at it, Brent said the book has pictures of people they know. Bubba
asked if she’s been fucked by a rock star with a girl, Roxana said
there’s plenty of that. Bubba asked about Sabashton Bock, Roxana said
she doesn’t want to fuck him, Brent asked about buck Cherry, Roxana
said she fucked all of them, she said it was one at a time, saying
they gave her good service. Bubba asked who she came hardest with,
Roxana said Josh, Brent thinks he’s getting a lot of pussy. Bubba
asked if Axle rose walked in on Roxana and Sabashton having sex, she
said she got a dildo shoved her up pussy, she said she’d like to have
a conversation with him. Bubba thinks she fucked slash, Roxana said
he’s a nice guy. Bubba asked the latest rock band she’s done, he asked
her if she’s a squirter, Roxana said yes, saying it’s quite messy, she
said she squirted with Buck Cherry, she said it becomes a blur after
it. Bubba asked if she goes backstage, Roxana said she’s asked to go
on tour, she said she was the band entertainment. Bubba asked the
first band she was a slut to, Roxana said it was Stereo Phonics. Spice
asked about her time with Pap roach, Roxana said that she loves them;
she said one of the guys is a sex machine. Spice asked if the guys had
a feddish, Roxana said she’s not into pain, she doesn’t get that
stuff, she said she wouldn’t do any of that stuff. Spice asked if
she’d eat a guy’s ass, Roxana said she’d only do it if she was really
into the guy. Bubba said they’re uncensored, Roxana said she loves it;
she said she’d have to be really clean and showered before eating ass.
Spice asked about a really creepy faddish, Roxana said she wouldn’t
name anyone, as their not in the book, she said she likes some anal,
she said anyone who doesn’t have a big dick. Spice asked her
definition of a small and large penis, Roxana said it’s not length,
it’s the girth, saying it doesn’t feel good. Bubba asked about her
abortion, Roxana said it was a sad time for her, being with the bands
was what made her happy, she met with Buck cherry after her abortion,
she said blood was dripping down her leg, she said she was trying to
numb everything, she said she’s always sober, she said rock and roll
is her drug. Bubba thinks marijuana is no deal, Roxana said it’s not
really a drug, she said everyone should practice safe sex, Spice said
boo, Ned thinks it’s bringing the show down. Bubba asked if the guy
was in the industry, Roxana said yes, saying the guy was in Guns and
Roses, the guy sent her violent messages, Bubba said the guy turned
into Mel Gibson. Roxana said she’d like to be in a relationship before
having a kid; she’d like someone who is stable. Bubba asked if a
regular guy has a chance, Roxana said she loves American men, she said
she’d like sex three times a day, she said she’s in her early 30’s,
she can never find the perfect combination. Bubba asked how many
girlfriends does she bring to the party, Roxana said a few, she said
she’d make a perfect wife, Bubba said he’d be scared to death. Brent
said the Muslims are insane, he asked her if she’s afraid of writing
this book, Roxana said you never know, she said she could have stuff
done to her, she said she hasn’t insulted their Religion, she said if
she was killed for her life, she wouldn’t have a problem with it, she
told the Muslims to go fuck themselves. Bubba asked if she’s
Religious, Roxana said she doesn’t like organized Religion, Bubba said
he likes this; he thanked her for coming on. Roxana said Buck cherry
wanted to name her book “Are you fucking man enough”, Spice asked her
if she feels bad about fucking married men, Roxana said she kind of
feels bad, she doesn’t question the morals. Bubba asked how much pussy
they get, Roxana said a lot. Bubba told her to call them sometime, he
asked her the list of people she’d like to fuck, Roxana said the guys
from Rage against the Machine, she said she’d rather fuck her Dad than
fuck Dave Navarro. Bubba asked her about some wrestlers, Roxana said
she likes some, Bubba said he could hook her up, he asked her the last
time she got fucked was, Roxana said it was some Sweetish guy with a
large penis, she said she’s into dirty words. Bubba said nothing will
flap them, Roxana then went over what she says, she said she wouldn’t
fuck Tiger Woods, she said she’s not into sports guys. Bubba asked
about Mel Gibson, Roxana said he’s an asshole. Bubba asked if that’s
the dirtiest interview she’s done, Roxana said yes. Donald in Vegas
said he’s a tour bus driver, he said they were doing a show, he thinks
Jonathan Davis and Monkey took a shit on a woman, she ended up
shitting on them, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Muslim Headscarf Call” from
“bubba Show classics Volume 14”, track 10. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various callers, Brent’s dog kills a bird?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Foundation,
followed by “Hold on loosely” by 38 Special. Bubba said he’s gotten
two emails from people complaining about him shitting, he said he
didn’t want to reverse shit himself, Manson said that would suck. Bob
said that Akira is on the cover of Cherry magazine, Bubba said Ned
loves that stuff. Harris came on, he got Eviled a few seconds later,
Bubba said he doesn’t care what his excuse was. Jay in Connecticut is
full of shit, Bubba said when you publish a book, you have to have
proof, the guy asked him about being Howard’s bitch, Bubba admonished
him for saying that, he said the guy would’ve been front of the line,
Jay said bubba doesn’t have to bow down to anyone, the guy said bubba
copies everything Howard does. Bubba asked him what he does, Brent
said Bubba sounds nothing like Howard, Spice said Howard is
intelligent, the guy said Bubba has retards on the air, he then got
Eviled, Bubba said that was a guy he debunked. Jim in Orlando said he
reverse shit himself upon hearing that douchebag, he said this Monday
was the 31 year anniversary of Disco Demolition, Bubba recapped the
situation, the guy thinks it was WLUP, Bubba said it was one of the
greatest radio stunts ever, Brent said they’ve had the guy on the air
about that, Bubba said that Steve Doll got fucked out of the business,
he thinks Steve is one of the top three or four Chicago guys. Jim
asked if Steve Doll and Howard will ever have that meeting, bubba said
Howard doesn’t’ need to do that with anyone, he needed to find talent,
he said he doesn’t know the Howard and Steve situation, Jim said at
least Steve didn’t send a turd to Howard like Mancow did. Darwin in
Canada asked how Bubbapalooza was, Bubba said he’s 700 short by what
he’d like, he said he doesn’t want to sweat it out, he then read an
article about a woman who had sex with animals, Brent wonders what
kind of whore this was, Spice said he’s seen the video, bubba said he
hasn’t seen it, Brent said she’s a nasty filthy animal. Bubba asked if
animals want to fuck, Brent said it’s abuse, Spice said it kind of
wants to fuck, bubba thinks Spice wants to see sex with animals, he
then described Hootie, his dog. Brent said his family looked after the
dogs, they also have some birds, Hootie ended up biting one of the
birds, the bird ended up dying the next day, he said you can’t blame
Hootie for that, he said they gave him some love when they got home.
Chris in Atlanta said when he was 14, he used to have a neighbor who
fucked her dog, Bubba thinks hot chicks don’t fuck animals. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Rich Franklin calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in New
Orleans, followed by Manson’s “Maniac Mel”. We then heard “Hotel
California” by The Eagles. Bubba asked if Rich is calling them, Brent
said yes. Bubba took a call from a guy who said he’s been listening
since day one, he thanked Bubba for what he’s done with the cops, he
said Spice is just a dick, he asked what the problem is, Spice thought
he was talking to him, the guy asked why Tasha’s nude pictures aren’t
on Twitter, Spice told him to just Google Tasha Nicole, he said if
bubba didn’t like what he did, he’d be fired, he said he’s not always
against him, he said he disagrees with Bubba on some stuff. rich
Franklin came on, he said that if anyone is giving him shit, he’ll
straighten them out, Spice said the last time Rich did that, the guy
killed himself (April 5, 2006), he joked that Jimmy killed himself
with an elbow. Brent said Jimmy needed to calm down. Bubba asked him
what the fight against chuck was like, Rich said he felt comfortable
going in, he said he’s not flipped out, he said he knows that no one
can hold him down. Bubba asked if this is over for chuck, rich isn’t
sure, he said chuck looked really good, he’s not sure on the outcome.
Bubba asked about Fadore getting knocked out, rich said it was great,
bubba thinks the money for the Lesner/Fadore fight isn’t going to
happen. Rich said he broke his arm in a fight, he’s not sure how long
it’ll take to heal; he said he just got the cast removed. Spice said
they cal that injury a night stick injury, he asked how bad it is,
rich said the adrenalin masks it, he said he could feel the bone
clicking when he through some punches. Bubba asked how he punched out
chuck, Rich sad it was a short right; he said the guy left himself
open. Spice asked if the doctors would stop the fight, Rich said no,
he said he’d find a way to tell his corner what’s up, he said some
fans would like to see him fight some fighters, Bubba and Brent think
that Forest is big, Brent said he’s like six foot three. Bubba asked
about Anderson, Rich said he could get him. Brent asked about GSP and
Anderson, Rich said he’d like to see that, he said he’d go for GSP, as
he didn’t know what was going on with Anderson. Bubba asked how Matt
hues is, rich said he hasn’t talked to him, Bubba thinks they broke
up, he thinks a fight will be going on, he then asked rich about his
foundation. Rich said there selling raffle tickets, all the money
raised will go to breast cancer awareness, the item up for grabs is
Richard’s cast, bubba told him to not be a stranger. Rich said anytime
the guys would like to contact him, they can, bubba said he’ll stretch
him, he said the wring looks good, he said Rob con made him puke one
time from training, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, followed by “Jimmy Jamz Was Kungfu Fighting” from “On The chip”
disc 1, track 3, and “bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 12. The bit
parodies “Kungfu Fighting”, and recaps the time when Jimmy was on the
show talking about his fighting skills. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 8 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Calgary,
followed by “Ned Talks to Mel Gibson”. Bubba said he didn’t want to
play Ned’s newest bit again, he was told to play something; Brent said
he could listen to that one a hundred times. Bubba said some guy named
Craig created a car with the Howard fist and the Bubba Army logo, he
asked that they put it up on btls.com, he asked that they make it
apart of the newsletter, he said their ASCAR voting always ends up not
in their favor. Jack said the Ned bit was hilarious. Josh in East LA
asked if Bubba will come to Los Angeles radio, bubba said he’d love to
be there, Brent said they’ve got shit radio there. Big Doug Brown
wished the guys a great weekend; they then ended the show a few
seconds later.

As always, this is Lawrence, your blind scribe, with the recap.

Bumper music provided by Jabberjaw:
Orianthi – Shut Up & Kiss Me
Mike Posner – Cooler Than Me
Michael Franti ft. Speakhead – Say Hey (I Love You)
Paramore – Misery Business
Neon Trees – 1983
B.o.B. ft Rivers Cuomo – Magic
Paper Tongues – Get Higher

Segment 1 – Starting off the show

Bubba said they’re trying to diversify the music, he then cut the song
off, he was shocked that it’s Thursday, Spice thinks he had a rough
one, Bubba said it’s a sad situation, even though he’s doing the right
thing, he said he couldn’t put himself in their shoes, he said a
kickass cop picked them up at the airport, he then went on to say that
a fhp guy rubbed him the wrong way, he wonders what’s up with the
Jacksonville ratings, he thinks MJ is freaked out, saying the ratings
is like a rollercoaster, Manson said that MJ isn’t tall enough to ride
it. Bubba said that there’s yet another Mel Gibson tape, Brent isn’t
sure if they can play it on regular radio, he thinks there’s going to
be even more today. Bubba said that Mel is trying to discredit the
audio, Brent said it’s clearly him, Bubba said that Mel is claiming
the clips are edited, Manson joked that it’s Mike Kaminski (Mike was a
guy who did voices in the Clear channel days), Spice said it would be
cool if Mel cursed in another language. Tom in Brandon asked for Pagan
and Potheads tickets, Bubba told him to hang on, Manson said he’ll be
happy to see him there. Brent thanked Bubba for supporting the event,
he said that Bubba takes care of the guys, Ned told him to move on.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Birthdays and emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Coins for Cops”.
Bubba wonders if the song will kick in, Spice said it does, Bubba
doesn’t think stuff just gets him, he then read an article about Mike
Tyson saying he’s a pig, he thinks Shaque should just give it up. Sean
in Tampa said he’s the guy who lost his car in a sinkhole, Bubba
thinks the guy has Soma Tongue, Sean said he’s so numb from talking,
Bubba thinks the guy should call the Insurance company, Brent said to
max out your car insurance, as you won’t have any problems when
something big happens. Sean said they’re going to back their insurance
up, Ned thinks the guy is on Oxies, Sean said he smokes a little bit
of weed, Bubba thinks he smoked a whole truck of it. Dave in West Palm
said Howard was putting them over yesterday, he referenced something
Bubba was talking about, he mentioned Brent’s love of getting bitten,
Bubba said he’d love to spend some time with him, Spice thinks Howard
is the only one who still believes in them, Bubba said no one from
Jacksonville has congratulated him, Spice said there’s a sandwich shop
that is interested in getting the Meaty Mandingo, Ned said he wasn’t
sure, he said there are men in t. Meyers with hungry mouths. We then
heard the commercial for “Ned’s 12 inch Meaty Mandingo (available with
a side of man sauce)”, Bubba thinks if they do that, they won’t be
able to monitor if the company is doing it right, Ned thinks the guys
in Ft. Meyers will have to keep having hungry mouths, Bubba thinks it
would be watering down the product, he thinks they should keep it
within the zip code. Calvin said he’s from Canada, he said he can’t
wait to see them in Calgary; Bubba had to dump him for cursing. Calvin
said the show on regular radio is better than the Sirius show, he said
he’ll be driving fourteen hours, he asked if Manson and Brent could
bring the Pagan Potheads to Bubbapalooza, Manson said yes. Jim in
South Decoda asked if the guys would play a bit, he said whoever picks
the replays for the Satellite shows pick some good stuff. The guys
then went over some birthdays, Spice thinks the guy married to Megan
Fox is a douchebag, Bubba said he hears the same thing, Manson thinks
Linda Ronstadt isn’t all that hot, Spice didn’t know who that was.
Bubba thinks Linda went downhill, he thinks Bridget Neilson looked
horrible, Spice thinks she doesn’t look as bad as Linda Ronstadt,
Bubba thinks she’s a pig, he thinks he wasted so much stuff on her.
The first email of the day said the big checks could be the best idea.
Another emailer asked Bubba to update his personal information; Spice
thinks the bio section, the emailer asked to see the relationship
between Mark Ober and MJ. Another emailer thanked Bubba for the red
line oil suggestion. Another emailer said the big checks are the best
way to assist people. Another emailer thanked Bubba for turning them
on to WhiteCap.com. Another emailer started by addressing Bubba as
Todd, Spice said that’s never anything good, the emailer thinks Bubba
has gone too far with the Mel Gibson tapes, the emailer hoped Bubba is
never that embarrassed. Bubba said everyone is playing them, he said
he did auto-tune them, he’ll be playing them uncensored on the
Satellite show; Spice said they didn’t break into his house and record
him. Brent said the tapes will be evidence, as the loophole is that if
you make a threat on tape. Another emailer said Jeff Hess said hello.
The last email of the day thanked Bubba for donating money to the
families. Bubba said he hasn’t seen any coverage, he said that he’s
not a DJ, Spice said channel 4 sucks. Bubba read an article about him
helping out families, he said a DJ is the guy who plays records at a
club, he said he’ll gladly take shock jock over DJ any day of the
week. Ron in Jacksonville said last night he was checking out Mancos’s
show, he said that they got a call from someone looking for Tara Clem,
Bubba thinks Mancos’s show is repurposed, the guy said it was on Rock
105, the guys said it was Cowhead. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Rape Fantasy discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Plugs for Pain”.
Bubba said he kind of likes the song, Spice said it’s Michael Franty,
Bubba had no idea who Spearhead was, he then plugged his Wing House
appearance, he’s shocked that tomorrow is Friday, Manson thinks the
year is flying by, as it’s almost August. Bubba said a marine used
Craigslist to hire someone to rape his girlfriend, Spice said you can
get anything there, he said he doesn’t agree with it, but it’s a
clever move, he wonders if the guy got off scott free, Manson thinks
she didn’t’ have a rape fantasy. Spice said he dated a girl once who
wanted a rape fantasy, he said there’ a lot of girls with rape
fantasies. Bubba said he’s not condoning it, Manson thinks you can’t
actually do this without being charged with rape, he said you’re
always running the risk that the woman will say she was raped. Josh in
Jacksonville thanked Bubba for what they’ve done; Bubba said Ms.
Anderson was a wonderful woman. Joe on protection said his wife has a
rape fantasy, Bubba said he’s not condoning this, Spice said it’s the
girl’s fantasy, Manson said it’s a big difference if it’s someone like
your husband. Bubba asked if he’s done it, the guy said it’s just him
and his wife, he said he grabs her, throws her down and does whatever
he wants, Bubba said that’s “Bad day at work sex”, the guy got Eviled
a few seconds later. Spice said if a girl had asked him to do it, he
wouldn’t do it. Carol on protection said she had a rape fantasy with a
partner. Bubba wondered how that turns her on, Carol said it’s
something you don’t want, it’s the fantasy part of it. Spice said he’s
been accused of rape, it’s no fantasy. Bubba said he doesn’t agree
with the fantasy, he said that he’s just asking questions. Jen on
protection said part of the rape fantasy is the danger aspect; Manson
goofed on her voice a little. Bubba asked her if she’s done this, Jen
said yes, she said she’s done it before, she only did it once, Manson
as Jen said “this sucks”, saying how it’s not like a Rollercoaster,
and that it’s like rape. Jen said she’s enjoyed bondage, she said
there’s not a lot you can control, Manson thinks rape is the 15 year
anniversary. Bubba asked how her fantasy went down, Jen said the guy
she was dating knew a guy in the community, Spice wonders if rape is
listed in the yellow pages. Bubba thinks there’s a whole underworld of
sex he doesn’t know about. Jen said the only thing she knew was that
her man had talked to someone, she said it happened on a Saturday,
Spice thinks they should refer to the rapist as LT. Bubba asked how
the guy did it, Jen said her boyfriend had called and said he forgot
his key, and to leave the door open for her, LT came in, she said she
was reading a book, Spice thinks she was reading “Rape for Dumbies”.
Jen said she thought the guy was just some drunk guy who came in, she
said she didn’t know her boyfriend was in the house until after the
rape, Spice did a black voice saying he needs some pills; this had the
guys cracking up. Jen said she didn’t know an attack is coming; the
guy threw her down on the bed. Bubba asked if she was fighting, Jen
said yes, she said she was in a tank top and boxers, she said she was
about 200 at the time. Manson asked if she was injured, Jen said her
pride was hurt, saying it was survive or kill. Bubba asked if they
used protection, Jen said they prepared for that, Spice said he kind
of believes the story. Jen said she didn’t orgasm, Manson asked what’s
in it for you then? Jen said the guy was light, Manson thinks it would
be “Rape Light”, Spice thinks the guy should be locked up. Manson
asked if she’s still with her boyfriend, Jen said no. Bubba thinks
after it happened it must’ve been uncomfortable, Jen asked for the
guys to leave, which he then did. Bubba asked how the next
conversation go, Jen said he called her the next morning, she said she
needed some time. Bubba said you know your screwed when the woman sys
one of two things: I just want to be friends, or I just need some
time. Spice said he could never role-play with his woman, he said
there’s nothing good about rape; Bubba thinks she’s into being held.
Bubba said it’s horrible that we allow Saudi Arabia to do the things
they do, as a schoolgirl is getting 90 lashes for having her cell
phone out during school, Brent said that they use canes, Bubba thinks
it’s very hypocritical of us to medal in other Countires, he then went
on to say that John Daily is leading the British open, he then went on
to say that Congress tried to throw Toyota out of the Country, he said
Twenty-five is finally taking his advice when it comes to cars, as
he’ll be going to Sting Ray Chevy, he said it must be user error, he
thinks our Government put gasoline on that fire, he said an
independent firm has said that it’s all human error, Spice as an old
woman said her gas pedal stuck, Manson wonders how pissed Toyota
because of Americans being stupid, Bubba said he would’ve loved for a
Congressman to stand up and say that they wouldn’t pass judgment on an
American based company, he then said that Kevin Hayslett is coming up,
he then read an article about a guy who got killed by his pet snake,
Spice as a southern guy said some stuff, the guy ended up dying in the
middle of the night, Brent said it’s a giant muscle around your neck,
Manson said snakes don’t understand what a tap out is, he said they
don’t love you. Spice said if he sees a snake, he’s killing it, Brent
thinks he’s running. We then heard “Snake snake Snake” from “bubba
Show Classics Vol. 10”, track 14. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Legal Advice with Kevin Hayslett

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
the wing House tomorrow. We then heard Kevin Hayslett’s bumper, Kevin
said he was doing great, he said it’s always good, Bubba thanked him
for helping out the Lasker family, Spice as Lasker said some stuff.
Bubba said Kevin has a podcast, Kevin joked they’re also in Asia,
Bubba thanked the Bubba Army for following him on Twitter, he thinks
MJ will be charged with a mistimener, Kevin said Bubba’s felony
charges were far less concrete, he said the issue with the hog is why
it went to trial, he told Bubba that had it gone bad, he would’ve gone
out one door, while Bubba would’ve gone out another door, Bubba likes
how Kevin doesn’t beat around the bush, Kevin sad what Bubba did isn’t
a crime, he said the state attorney does that, he said normally the
prosecutor will listen to the cops, he said prosecutors do this every
day. Bubba said the reports that went back to the Court Room said that
they didn’t do anything wrong, he doesn’t’ get how the fire marshal
can recommend charges, yet it’s sat on Ober’s desk, Kevin said if law
enforcement has the facts, the real issue is if they can prove it,
Manson said it’s on video. Bubba asked if there’s any recourse if
someone thinks Ober is a fool, Kevin said law enforcement always has a
dog in the fight, he said he’s not convinced, he said he talked to
Arson experts, who have said if you look at Florida’s statute, it’s a
felony, he said that he told Bubba that the day after it happened, he
told him it would be a felony, he thinks someone can prove it’s Arson,
he has confidence that charges will be filed. Bubba said they should
take Ober out of the mix, he thinks that should conflict Ober out, as
Michelle Schnitt used to work with Ober. Kevin said that gets assigned
to a different case, Bubba called Ober a red nosed drunk, he told
Brent to write a certified letter to Ober today that if it isn’t
processed, they’ll start a fire that will look like a Kiss concert.
Evin said bubba will be arrested, Bubba asked if we live in Russia,
where a man is allowed to overlook what a man does, Kevin thinks law
enforcement will continue to apply pressure, he said he’ll clear his
next year’s calendar. Jason asked Kevin that he has a friend who
caught his wife cheating and got four duis, the guy got a lifetime
revocation of his license, the guy’s Mom has fallen a lot. Kevin said
this is a great question, he said anyone who has a driver’s license
revocation, Spice as a drunk guy said this would be awesome. James in
Orlando said he was looking at a house for rent, he said he and his
friends would be interested, he was asked to sign a lease, the house
turned out to be garbage, the guy said he got an email saying he owed
$300, Bubba told the guy to tell the guy to pack sand and lick him.
Brian said he recently purchased a home, he said he got all this stuff
taken care of, he asked if his roommate is his boyfriend, Spice thinks
this is a Catholic priest, Ned thinks the guy is touching himself,
Bubba doesn’t get how the guy can’t have a roommate, Kevin thinks it’s
a condo, he said he can’t imagine the guy not qualifying. Scott in
Clearwater said last week, he got a speeding ticket from fhp, as he
went six miles over the speed limit, the guy said the cop’s name was
Clarence Williams, he got three points on his license, Kevin told the
guy to call him: 727-443-1562. Bubba said yesterday, he was traveling
with some police officers he knows, the fhp guy wasn’t allowed to wear
his uniform, one of the other cops think it’s over thinking, he thinks
showing up with jeans and a button-down shirt has no effect, Brent
doesn’t’ get it, bubba said this was the third one of the day, he said
he’ll send the picture to Charlie Crist, Kevin said it’s good will.
Bubba said that John Simmons is MJ’s lawyer, he pointed out how Kevin
clears his throat when he’s nervous, he thinks he will get filed
against, he said he’d file and take it to a jury, he said if he was
the average citizen, he’d be charged right there. Bubba said the 800
pound Gorilla is Michelle used to work for Ober, Bubba thanked Kevin
for not being a politician. Bubba took a call from someone asking
about a breathalyzer test; Kevin said you need to take them. Bubba
said if Ober doesn’t file, he thinks he’s established a huge double
standard, Kevin thinks Bubba will get charged if he recreates the
fire, Bubba said it was very trying, Manson said they don’t
understand. Vinnie said he pleaded no contest for Arson, he moved to
New York and got his probation terminated, he said his background
check shows that he committed Arson in 2009. Kevin said you can’t
correct it, he said the guy pled guilty to violation of probation, he
said it’s the way the clerk keeps track of it. Bubba asked him what he
did, Vinnie said his friend had an old shack, he said they got
slammed. Spice said Dave Rice sent him something it is illegal to burn
certain things, such as tires. Bubba said you also have a fire fighter
who was hurt; he thinks Ober is flipping off fire fighters, Brent said
the guy is a Captain, Bubba thinks he should question Kevin more
often. Kevin said law enforcement should get an explanation. Bubba
said he’s just looking for MJ to go through what he went through, he
said he would be happy if MJ was found not guilty, as at least it
would’ve gone to trial. Kevin said Bubba is looking for consistency in
getting stuffed filed; Brent said that they should apply the
fourteenth Amendment. Bubba asked that you vote for Debby Moss, Kevin
said Casey Carlson’s birthday is today, Bubba thinks he messed it up
by calling Casey 80, Kevin said they had a great conversation. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Mel Gibson Audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Can’t Say My ABCs”. The
song parodies “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straights, and describes the
time when Phil Campbell, MJ Kelli’s lawyer was pulled over for dui,
and couldn’t say his ABCs. This bit is not in the catalog. Bubba
thanked Kevin Hayslett and Yayas; he said he gets distracted when
Kevin is there, as the chicken smell travels, Spice as a drunk guy
said he’s a great guy. Bubba said they’ve got the latest Mel Gibson
rant, he wonders if Mel is happy with anything, he thinks listening to
it uncensored takes it to the next level. We then heard the clip,
where Mel is ranting about his sex life, the guys cracked up at the
clip. Bubba thinks he had to be on an all night bender, he thinks
they’ll have the latest clip by the end of the show for today, he said
she’s going to court today and try to get all custody taken away,
Spice said it’s working smart, Bubba said Mel is mad and Horney, he
said that at least Mel lives in a big house, if he had a condo, the
neighbors would ask what was going on, the guys cracked up when Mel
told her to blow him first. Ned thinks Mel is really into oral sex,
Bubba said Mel is like Jack Nickelson in The Shining, he thinks Mel
grunting is all you need to play for the judge, he doesn’t think
talking to a therapist is a bad thing, Spice thinks the therapist
isn’t doing a good job, he thinks Danny Glover should calm him down.
Bubba thinks Mel wants a woman that will be a punching bag, Spice said
Mel is strangely awesome, Brent said these beat Pat O’Brian’s audio.
Bubba said that they have the audio of Mel Gibson auto-tuned; he
thinks Mel is all over the road, he said Manson has a bit, Manson said
it’s the Mel Gibson doll, he thinks Mel Gibson’s voice refused to be
auto-tuned, Bubba thinks Auto-tune is afraid of him. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Manson’s New Bit, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper, followed by
“Maniac Mel”. The bit is an ad for a doll that features various Mel
Gibson’s recent quotes. Bubba said he never listens to his show when
it replays, Spice said it sounds funny, Bubba said he thinks he’s
waisting his time, he said he’d rather hear the NFL network, he said
that Kevin Craft has gone back and inserted the unedited Mel Gibson
audio, he thinks it’s a bunch of work for him, he said he doesn’t have
the chance to work with Kevin every day, he said Kevin makes the uncut
version much better, he said this is Kevin trying to put on the best
product, he went on to say that Brent got an email from an attorney,
the email said that people are overlooking that Fester had attempted
to roast a turkey in the van, and it successfully roasted, MJ chided
Fester for not starting a fire, he then thanked the fine people of
channel 7 in Miami, Spice said their Weather girl is hot, he thinks
she could be a stripper. Bubba said like clockwork, he sees Robin
Mead’s legs, he said for some reason, Phoenix has a lot of hot girls,
he said channel 7 covered the story about the check donation, he then
read the article about that, he likes being referred to as “A Radio
Host”, we then heard the news clip about that. Mike in Ft. Lauderdale
said she used to be a San Francisco 49ers cheerleader, the guy asked
if Ned will be at the Pagan Potheads show, Ned thinks he won’t be
there. Bubba asked Spice if he’ll be going, Spice said probably not,
as he has some stuff he has to do. Bubba thinks they should do it in
Jacksonville, Manson said it’s too bible belt-ish. Bubba said a lot of
people in Miami know about them, he asked for four billboards, Manson
said they’d be doing better, Bubba doesn’t get why Jay shot the idea
down. Ron thanked Bubba for what he does for the officers. Jay in
Miami said he also appreciates what Bubba does for the cops; Brent
said they participate in the Post 9/11 foundation. The guy said that
the people who have snakes are idiots; he said all the strength of the
snakes are in the last two inches of their tails. Tom said if you’re a
fan of south Park would know about Mel Gibson going nuts, he said the
episode is called “the Passion of the Jew”, Spice goofed on the guy;
Bubba said the guy is the Blind Lawrence of south Park. Bubba took a
call from a guy who asked how long Bubba get prosecuted; Bubba said
about a week, the guy was shocked by all that. Bubba went over some
headlines concerning Religious people, he said there’s so much kid
touching, he said it goes on to the guys of Jesus. Spice said he’s
frustrated personally, he said if he doesn’t masturbate once a day,
he’s crazy, he thinks the priests are nuts, Manson thinks they should
change the rule. Spice said the Vatican’s profits are down, Brent said
some guy was embezzling money from the church, Spice hopes they catch
the Pope in a masturbations candle. We then heard “100 Boys” from
“bubba Show Classics Vol. 14”, track 1. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Aubry and Fonda Huff

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Letters from Home” by Aubry Huff.
Bubba told Ned this was his guy, he then sang along with the song for
a little, he asked Spice to include him on the fun. Fonda Huff,
Aubry’s Mom came on a few seconds later. Bubba asked why she’s
running, Fonda said the school can be so much better, she said her kid
goes to a fundamental school; she said she’s frustrated when she talks
to other parents. Bubba said Fonda isn’t just a regular woman, he said
she’s had 17 years of experience, Fonda then went over her resume,
Bubba said he hates math, he said all Aubry wants to know is how many
zeros are after his paycheck. Brent said his Mom has been a teacher
about 35 years, Fonda knew what school she works at. Spice thinks
she’s frustrated over the budget cuts, he’s not sure if it’s a power
position, Fonda said she can get stuff done, she said she doesn’t owe
anyone in the county anything she said the grading policy has changed.
Bubba said that in Pinellas County, they don’t have an attendance
policy, Fonda said that they’re trying to take it back to the way it
was. Bubba asked about discipline, Fonda said she was shocked that
discipline wasn’t applied to certain kids; she said in Texas, you’d
get sent to a special school if you brought a weapon. Bubba said
Pinellas for the most part plays nice, Spice likes how she wants to
make a difference; bubba thinks Aubry isn’t give anything. Aubry Huff
came on, he then said someone owes him $85 over a case of beer, he
said she doesn’t like underage drinking; he said he’s doing great for
six in the morning. Bubba asked when the season picks up, Aubry said
it’s a night game against the Mets, he said he’ll be starting. Bubba
asked about David Price, Aubry said he didn’t watch the game, he
thinks Corry Hart is something, he thinks it’s boring. Spice said
Aubry still gets shunned, Aubry thinks being on Bubba’s show is part
of the issue, he said he refuses to Twitter himself into it, Spice
said he’s not big into it, he told Aubry to do it, he said he respects
him for not liking it. Bubba asked Aubry if he gets a bonus, Aubry
said he wouldn’t’ want it; he said he donated a big amount to her
campaign, Ned thinks he’s a big spender. Bubba said Aubry’s wife could
donate $500, Bubba said he’s ran for public office, Spice said if
Aubry sent him $500, he’d send Fonda $400. Bubba asked him who he’ll
be facing, Aubry said R.E. Dicky, he said he never hit a knuckle ball
very well. Bubba likes how Aubry plays around at the plate; Aubry said
they might have some beers before the game. Spice said when Aubry was
growing up, he asked him about Fonda buying him a batting cage, Aubry
said he went to a Texas Rangers game, he got the cage a few years
later, bubba thinks Aubry is a pain in the ass, Brent said he’s
leading the Giants in homeruns, rbis, and batting averages. Aubry said
he’s a one year deal, bubba thinks it’s big money, he said when you
apply yourself, he then thinks he’s sounding like Aubry’s Mom, Aubry
said he’s happy where he’s at, he said they were horrible in Canada.
Spice asked about Pat burl, Aubry said that’s icing on the cake. Bubba
asked him if he’d like to be back in Tampa, Aubry said that he’d like
to leave his options open. Bubba asked if the Rays signed Crofferd,
would Aubry come back, Aubry said he likes San Francisco. Bubba said
things are working out well for Aubry, he asked Aubry if he cares
about his Mom, Aubry said he’s surprised she’s not in San Francisco,
Fonda said she’d like to have her Grandson, she said she misses Aubry.
Aubry said his wife is pregnant, he said he’s thinking about getting a
vasectomy, the guys cracked up at his quote, bubba said it takes about
five minutes, he said you should put a frozen pack of pees on your
junk for a few days, he thinks two are enough, Aubry said he doesn’t
want a girl, bubba said you can dress a boy up for $39.50. Spice asked
the worst thing Aubry has done as a kid; Fonda thinks the keg thing
was it. Aubry said it took him forever to get laid, Spice thinks he
came out too late. Fonda said if you’d like to hear stories, Pat
should be the ones they should contact. Aubry asked about Pat walking
into his room naked, he then said that this was his first two weeks of
school, he said he hated it, he was in his room, talking with his mom
about coming home, the door opened and it was Pat soaking wet with a
six pack of beer, he asked for some soap, bubba thinks he’s a pussy
for crying. Aubry said that for a guy that big, he’d be more well
endowed. Spice said he remembers coming over to Aubry Huff’s house,
Aubry was naked with a Cowboy hat, drinking a beer and playing a video
game of himself, Fonda said she’s taking notes on all this. Bubba gave
Fonda a plug for her, he likes how Fonda is responsible, Fonda said
her race will be decided on August 24,
Spice said he’s going to vote all over for Aubry’s Mom, Aubry cracked
up at that, Spice said he’ll try to vote three times, Ned said he’s
behind her, Aubry thinks the guys from school will bag on Fonda for
this phone call, Bubba had to tell Aubry that school isn’t in session,
he wonders what Aubry will do from now until 2, Aubry thinks he’ll
have to deal with the kid. Fonda asked about the caller who was
talking about the trailer parks, she said it could be a new
construction project. Bubba thanked Aubry for his better sounding
phone, he told Fonda they should do more phonners, Fonda said you can
Google her name. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Hulk Hogan calls in, Mel Gibson Audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour, followed by “Get Higher” by Paper tongues, Bubba thinks everyone
in the building has downloaded the song, he told everyone to shut up
and let him enjoy and the song. We then heard Hogan’s bumper, Hogan
said he was feeding his fish, he said he can’t believe what the fhp
guy did, Bubba thinks they should make Religious a personal choice,
Hogan said bubba knows who his listeners are, Bubba said he’s the guy
who is busy now, he said he can’t believe the stuff Linda has said
about kids, he said the most disturbing thing he’s ever saw was when
Linda kicked Brooke, called her a fat cunt, and told her to hit the
gym, Hogan said he’s over it. Bubba said it only took Hogan 23 years
to figure out Linda was screwing with him, he said Steve from Sting
Ray is a great guy, Hogan said Greeny sold his bikes for him. Bubba
asked him who told him to settle down, Hogan then did some noises,
Bubba likes how Mobil Flair is at his age, Hogan didn’t like it when
Bubba mentioned flair’s penis, Ned piled on. Bubba asked who the one
guy in wrestling is that is unbelievable, Hogan said Macho Man, Bubba
said he’s the man, he then asked him how much money he made with Vern,
Hogan asked why they’re going down that road, Bubba thinks the Hogan
radio show would be something, Spice as Bubba said some stuff. Hogan
asked if they’ll eat, Bubba said yes, he said he’ll be calling him by
two, he asked him to list the top five wrestlers:

1. Rick Flair
2. Andre the Giant
3. Hogan
4. Macho Man
5. Piper

Bubba asked him how he could leave out The Rock and Stone Cold, Hogan
said those guys would six or seven. Bubba asked him about X Pock,
Hogan said he‘s marginal, Bubba thinks he dialed himself in for life,
he said he’ll get Hogan paper, Hogan said he’s been hearing that for
months. Bubba asked about Cena, Hogan said he’s a great guy. Bubba
asked about Jericho, Hogan said he’s great. Bubba asked about Randy
Orten, Hogan said he’s just now dialing it in, he then asked Hogan’s
Rick rude story, Hogan said he couldn’t tell the story on regular
radio. Bubba said that Rick was incredibly stiff, Hogan said you
wouldn’t want to get on his bad side, he said they’re nearly 11:00;
Hogan said he’d like to stay on. We then heard the latest Mel Gibson
meltdown, where he rants about her carrying about nobody but herself,
bubba said it’s genius, Spice said Radaronline.com, the guys cracked
up at the clip. Bubba wonders how he can say he doesn’t have any
money; the guys wonder how much money did Mel make over The Passion,
Bubba thinks Mel makes Vince look like a pansy. Brent said The Passion
made about six hundred twelve million dollars; Manson had no idea what
Mel had said, Spice said he’s a frustrated dude, Bubba thinks you
can’t flap her up, the guys cracked up at the clip, Bubba likes how
they leave us hanging for tomorrow, Brent said this could go to the
end of the year, he said it never gets old. Bubba thinks Linzy in Ft.
Meyers is waiting for him to shut up. We then heard “Operator” from
“bubba Show classics Vol. 7” track 2, and “the Kabuki Project” track
15. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Segment 1 – Birthdays

The show started off with “Spoon Man” by Soundgarden. Bubba said the
bumper music was provided by The Ferret, he thinks he doesn’t listen
to Soundgarden, he then said that B-Fudd is on hold; Manson said he’d
like to see him on the commercials. They then went over some
birthdays, Bubba said that Rosy Greer was the guy who tackled Sirhan
Sirhan, the man who assassinated Robert Kennedy (June 4, 1968), he
then went on to plug the various appearances the guys from the show
will be doing, he said Steinbrenner is getting a nice sendoff, saying
how George did a lot that no one knew about, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Foundation,
followed by “Summertime” by DJ Jazzy Jeff. Frank in Orlando asked for
tickets, Bubba said he’d get them. The first email asked if they could
get their Super K5 Anthology signed, Bubba said he’d sign it. Another
emailer thinks Bubba is on point with his comments on Jessey Jackson,
the emailer thinks someone should use the Rico act on Mark Ober.
Another emailer said they just wrote a book on the recession, the
emailer’s website is: WildFireBooks.com. Another emailer said LeBron
embarrassed Cleveland, Spice said it was a bad pr move. Another
emailer asked if the injured fire fighter can file a lawsuit on his
own, Bubba thinks so. Another emailer asked Bubba how he explains
Derrick Anderson who got killed by Morris, the emailer thinks Bubba is
the biggest cop ass kisser ever, Bubba said he doesn’t’ know about
everyone who was killed by Morris, Spice said he’s gotten a lot of
people who call and email asking if they can work with them, Bubba
said people position themselves with stuff they consider close to
them. Another emailer thinks the people of Hillsboro should be able to
get Ober out, Spice asked when he’s up for re election, Brent said
2012. Another emailer said the Bubba Army is really cool for helping
out. Bubba thinks he doesn’t need to turn up the dirtiness, Brent said
the court said that the FCC is out of line, Manson said this shows
that Clear Channel should’ve backed them, Bubba said he doesn’t like
how it took Television to do radio’s job, he said the FCC was shot
down by an appeals court, Brent said the woman who wrote the opinion
of the court should be the Supreme Court nomination. Bubba said Randy
Michaels has told him that if he was the head of a radio company, he’d
take the FCC to court, he said every radio station layed down to the
FCC, he said he has to get out of their early today, as he’ll be
making the various check presentations, Spice thinks Bubba is like Bob
Barker with the big checks. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – B-Fudd calls in, Tom the trailer guy

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
Roger said it’s fantastic what Bubba is doing with the family members
of fallen officers, Spice said the gesture is there, Roger thinks they
should have a billboard. Bubba does get how anything right he does can
turn it around; he said Ned is always last on the draw to pile on.
George thanked Bubba for what he’s doing, the guy said he’s in law
enforcement, he said the State attorney is shady anywhere you go.
Bubba doesn’t get how Ober will file on him, yet he won’t file on MJ,
he said mark doesn’t apply the law equally. George said he had a case
about a small traffic ticket, it’s basically who you know, Bubba said
we’re talking about felonies, he said that if we had term limits, we
wouldn’t have the good old boy network, he told the callers to learn
how to self edit. We then heard B-Fudd’s bumper, B-Fudd said it would
be cool if you were to cash the cop check, the guys cracked up at
that, Ned said he’d put it in the drive-thru. B-Fudd said something
about BP, Bubba had no idea what he was saying. B-Fudd said they need
to tie the cap down, Bubba wondered what the noise in the background
was; B-Fudd said that it was just his dog shaking his head. Spice said
B-fudd is creepy looking in person, but the voice is heart melting.
Bubba asked B-Fudd if he’s still on the Obama plan, B-Fudd said yes,
he went on to say that he changed the oil in his truck, however it
would be the last time he’d do it, saying how he’ll just take it to
the Texaco Station. Spice asked where he put the old oil, B-fudd said
he still has it in a bucket, he said he’ll take it to Texaco; he said
he’ll have a lid on it. Bubba asked what he’d say to the guy, B-Fudd
then asked the guy to dispose the oil for him, the guys cracked up at
the way he said “Dispose”. Bubba said the Taliban is now training
monkeys, he thinks it might be an upgrade, Manson said we’re afraid of
monkeys, B-Fudd said they could get Travis now, Brent said he’d like
to see one of the Taliban guys to get their faces ripped off. B-Fudd
said something for Hammil, telling Bubba he’ll catch him on the
flipside, the guys cracked up at that. Tom said he’s hated Bubba for
years, but after hearing what he’s done for law enforcement, he
appreciates what he’s done. Bubba asked why the guy hated them for
years, Tom said he didn’t like Redneck Monday, he didn’t like Bubba
referring to people from the south as trailer trash, Bubba said he
picks out trailer trash, the guys cracked up when Tom said he put five
double wides together, Manson thinks he’s the definition of Redneck
Monday, he thinks the guy uses a cherry picker as opposed to a
staircase. Bubba asked if they could send out a camera crew, Tom said
no. Spice asked how tall are the stilts, Tom said twenty feet, Bubba
told him he should be proud, Spice thinks the guy is down on himself,
Ned is bummed out he didn’t think of this before, the guy said Grady
Jud talked about him on a TV show. We then heard Robert Lee’s Mobil
Home commercial, the guys cracked up, Spice said this makes him cry
when he hears it, Bubba said they should put it back up as a rotator,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Supreme Court ruling on the FCC, Well fare

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour, followed by Ned’s “LeBron Is In Miami Bitch”. We then heard “In
the Meantime” by Space hog. Rick thinks it’s time for the Bubba Army
to attack mark Ober, Bubba said that he’s going to hold off, he said
his stunt will be 15 times bigger than MJ’s. We then heard a news clip
about the Supreme Court striking down the FCC, Bubba thinks they’ve
been on quite a role with karma, he thanked television for fighting
this, he said radio has been bitch slapped by the FCC, he then
explained the ruling, he thinks he’ll get on ten different topics, he
said Politics don’t address what we need, it’s what is the hot button
issues, he said this is a breath of fresh air, he said it’s 20 years
too late, he said they’re the largest one-time fined show, he said
they had a guy swinging a 25 Pound weight from his penis, Brent said
that was a stand-alone. Bubba said there isn’t a show that targets men
better than they do, he said they can’t role the show out, as there
considered to be too dirty, he thinks Cox was on meth when they hired
them, ned said he’s ready to crank it back up. Bubba said they haven’t
had a slipup since January 2008, Manson said he’s never heard radio
referred to as a valued media, Bubba said that radio is harder than
television, he said the spoken word and talk shows seem to be what the
FCC likes to target, he asked if they could send some stuff to Carter
Phillips, he thinks Carter is familiar with the show’s case law. Bubba
said the ptc is just a job, he then read the judge’s opinion, he’s not
sure if it vindicates them in the industry; Spice said moving forward
is a great thing. Jack asked who paid the fine, Bubba said Clear
Channel, he said he would’ve fought it, he said it costed them far
more than $755,000. Mis Fields said she was a paralegal for 22 years,
she said you have to go back to the day of Richard Pryor and Eddie
Murphy, the delay was then hit. Bubba said the government wants to
tell you what to watch, he said it’s wrong, she asked if we’re
communists at this point, Bubba thanked her for calling, Ned said she
wasn’t raspy enough. Bubba read that seven point one billion dollars
have been paid for unemployment. Spice said he wasn’t proud for
getting unemployment, Bubba said you can do it on line these days, he
said if we eliminated Well fare and unemployment, things would change,
he then said that while at an Indiana Kroger’s, he saw two women and
four kids, they used a well fare card, the woman who rang up Bubba
said that you wouldn’t believe how bad it really is, he said there
needs to be a Politician who has ever stood up to the issue, Spice
said he would be ashamed to use that kind of stuff, Manson thinks
those kids will have more kids, Bubba thinks sterilization and
qualification would stop all this, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 5 – George Steinbrenner, Rush Limbaugh

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Sting Ray Chevy
donating $50 for every car sold. We then heard Manson’s “Second
Largest Fine” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 7”, track 14. We then
heard “In the Meantime” by Space hog, Bubba said that Spice is working
on a Bubba Army application, he then went on to say that they’re
working on a Bubba Raw Application, he thinks it will be free. We then
heard a news clip about George Steinbrenner passing away, Bubba thinks
Opie and Anthony reported it first, he said good job to them for
breaking that news, Spice thinks flamboyant isn’t the word to describe
George. Bubba thinks growing flowers and putting them on the
Steinbrenner family wants it, Spice suggested ordering it from Tiger
Lily, Manson said no to the idea, Brent thinks they picked the wrong
person to interview. Bubba thinks they should say “The Boss was the
man”, Spice said he’d love to be one of those roobs on TV, Brent said
George’s first investment in the Yankees was $168,000, Spice said he
wishes he knew, Bubba admonished channel 8 for not putting the audio
from WDAE through the board, he said he’d pull a Mel Gibson on
someone, Spice thinks Bubba is brutal with his commentary, Bubba
thinks they’re jobbing George out, he thinks George is rolling in his
grave over the news. We then heard a clip of Derrick Geeder talking
about George, Spice thinks the house Derrick is building is bigger
than his, the guys goofed on Derrick, saying that his house will be an
ass pad. Bubba said he’s got to give A-Rod some credit, he said he’s
always heard bad things about him, Brent said he gets after it. We
then heard a clip of A-Rod talking about George. Bubba said that Rush
Limbaugh is probably the biggest screaming racist ever; Spice said he
can say something so minor, yet he gets all this ink. We then heard a
clip of Rush saying that George had died, saying how that cracker made
a lot of African American millionaires, Bubba said he’d beat Limbaugh
silly, Spice thinks Limbaugh would beat Bubba, Ned thinks Bubba would
get curbed by Limbaugh, Manson said Rush used a racial slur for
whites, but the appropriate term for blacks, Bubba asked what Rush was
saying, he said they know when their scrambling, he thinks Rush has
never done this, the guys then goofed on Limbaugh’s voice. We then
heard Manson’s “rush Limbaugh’s High” from “bubba Show classics Vol.
7”, track 12, and “On The chip” disc 1, track 19. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – the word Dildo, Mel Gibson Audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Plugs for Pain”,
followed by “If We Ever Meet Again” by Timbaland. Bubba plugged what
they’ve got coming up for the next few days as far as personal
appearances, Manson said they don’t have physical tickets, you go up
and they’ll have your name. Bubba said that Mel Gibson has a trilogy
of rants; he said Hispanics have been included. DJ in Orlando said he
heard it yesterday, saying Mel is a total dick for smashing her in the
mouth, he said he loves that stuff. Spice said he heard it on the air
uncensored, Bubba thinks they’re losing it with the censored audio, he
thinks he’s unhireable. James asked how we can hold Mark Ober
accountable, he said something needs to be done, Bubba said they
should vote him out in 2012, Brent said the Governor would have to
remove him, but it would have to be for an extremely egregious
offence, James it’s sick to know that MJ will get away with the stuff
that happens, Bubba thinks he was probably one of the first guys to
buy Manson’s “What are you gonna do about it?” shirt. Jim wonders if
bubba understood the context in which Rush was talking about, Bubba
said he has a pattern of thinking African Americans should be kept
down, he said espn fired him for that comment, Spice said the guy is a
racist, he asked him not to call anymore, Manson said all Limbaugh
believes in everything he says. Bubba said that had Rush believed in
God, he wouldn’t have been divorced, Manson said that had Limbaugh
said the sky was red, people would believe him. Casey said he was
injured in the line of duty, he almost lost his leg over it, he said
the cop in his county forgot about the statute, he said life has been
tough, he said he feels embarrassed to have to go on food stamps,
Bubba thinks this would be a case where the government would help out,
Casey said he used to intern for them back in the day he was known as
Casey dildo, he said the Caster campaign got him off the show, Brent
said the guy left because Spice told him he’d never get elected if he
was on the show, he said the guy was buttoned-up, Bubba said dildos
are cool, Spice asked ave if he got that, Ned said dildos are
versified, Spice said the word just gets funnier every time you say
it, he thinks they should rename someone Dildo, Brent said the origin
of the word is un clear, Bubba said it’s a fun word, he said he
wouldn’t mind being a dildo, Ned said what if it was a homosexual
dildo, he thinks Bubba can only be a dildo for Naughty Alysha, Spice
cracked up at this. Bubba asked Manson if he has a dildo, Manson said
he has a big one he used for a comedy routine, he said it’s kept in a
safe, he doesn’t want the kids to find it, Spice couldn’t stop
laughing, Brent said a fire could burn the whole house down, yet the
dildo will be fine. We then heard the clip of Mel Gibson talking about
Hispanics, Spice thanked RadarOnLine.com for providing the audio, he
said they were fighting over a house keeper, Brent said they edited
out the woman’s name, Spice thinks this is much like Bubba, he thinks
she’s on the toilet while talking with Mel, as there’s an echo, Manson
said she’s got great recording quality, Bubba likes how you can’t flap
her up, he said he can’t wait for the Satellite show, as the audio
will be uncensored and auto-tuned, he said she comes across as a
beaten down, even keeled woman, he likes how she T’s Mel up, Spice
thinks Mel’s ex wife is having a great day, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various callers, Hulk Hogan calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
the Wing house this Friday from 5:00-6:30, followed by “Down” by Jay
Sean, Bubba asked that they get this crap off his radio. We then heard
a news clip about Dante Morris’s Aunt getting fired, Bubba said he’s
glad she’s gone, he then asked Spice if he saw that a UCF student won
the Ms. Florida contest, he then goofed on her saying that she wants
to stay hot, Spice said they’ve turned the contest into what it isn’t
supposed to be, Manson said he loves the Question and Answer session,
Ned said whore when Bubba said she’s a Delta girl, Spice said she’s up
his allie, however it’s the charity part he doesn’t dig, Bubba said
she looks really hot. Stacey said when she got home, someone had
stolen seven of their shotguns, she her kid did the Hunter Safety
course, Bubba thinks maybe it’s someone she knows, she said that’s
what everyone else has been saying, she said it took the cops an hour
and a half to get out there, Spice said it’s not like someone is in
the house, Bubba said that’s why you should complain about getting
screwed with on response times, she said that she just wanted to
explain her story. Bubba said if anyone knows anything about someone
bragging about owning seven shotguns, give them a call, Stacey said
the pink guns are hers. Mike in York said that Harvick will be at the
All-star game, Bubba told him to say hello to him, he then recapped
his route for delivering the checks. Spice recapped a phone call they
had gotten earlier in the show, Bubba said Spice’s bob Barker
commentary was a little hurtful; Spice said that Dave suggested they
keep the checks and use them as billboards in Miami.

1. Bobby – not over the top
2. Ricky – keep the checks
3. Steve – Not a sweepstakes
4. Steve – not use the big checks
5. Matt – don’t do it
6. David – give the checks
7. Ivan – don’t take the checks
8. Steve – It’s not about the money
9. Scott – Present the checks
10. Hulk Hogan – big checks

The guys think they should do “Help for Hogan”, Spice said he was
stunned with Linda’s latest thing, Bubba wonders why the decision was
so lop sided, Hogan said he had two choices – have her in his life for
twenty-four more years, or a big buyout. Bubba said she can do what
she wants, at least Hogan doesn’t have to give her anything, he said
he’s never met a more vindictive, mean spirited bitch than Linda, he
said he knew it all along. Hogan said that he’ll need Bubba’s help on
something, he said now it’s time to go on the offensive. Spice said
that he’ll give her that “Alimoney” is pretty creative. Hogan said he
has a new phone, one of his friends called him, Bubba mimicked Hogan’s
various noises, Spice thinks Linda can’t skinny dip, Bubba thinks he
can thick dip, Hogan said getting out of that situation was the best
thing that happened to him, Spice said he heard that Linda Hogan put
an offering on Fabrizi’s house. Hogan asked if he could take the guys
to dinner, Ned asked if he could join in, Hogan denied him, Bubba
cracked up at that. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – The guys hold down the fort

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Plugs for Pain”.
Spice came on saying the music was provided by The Ferret, he said
bubba had to take off. Brandon said Bubba does a lot of big things,
she thinks they should do it. Garlin said his wife is a cop, he said
it’s sad that they get paid less than teachers. Don said it’s an
awesome thing. Spice said that Larry Hagman has commented on the oil
situation, Manson thinks he turned into a pompous ass, Spice said it’s
more expensive to get off the grid. Manson thinks the world will end
in a few years, he then plugged Pagan Potheads, Spice thinks it will
be good, he then said that Bristol Palin and Levi are engaged, Manson
thinks it’s a work, he thinks they just want the easy payday. Spice
said that Todd was on The today show, we then heard “white Trash Girl”
from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 6”, track 4, “the Clemulus
Package” disc 4, track 22, and “Political CD”, track 24. They then
ended the show a few seconds later.

Bumper Music Provided by Hammil

Segment 1 – Birthdays, MJ Turkey fryer charges?

The show started off with “All star” by Smash Mouth. Bubba said the
bumper music was provided by Bruce hammil, he then said that whenever
he hears the song, he pictures the Ned ets doing a dance at
Bubbapalooza, Manson said it’s the Nascar song (“You Love Nascar” from
“the Todd Clem Project” disc 2, track 9, and “Bubba Show Classics Vol.
3”, track 11). Bubba said that today will more than likely be a lot of
talk about what ran last night on the news, Spice said he made some
popcorn while watching the story. Bubba said it’s disturbing to know
Ober’s picking and choosing, Manson said the guy is doing nothing.
Bubba feels what mark is doing is disrespectful, Brent said its worse
that it was a fire fighter who got hurt. The guys then went over some
birthdays, this led to a brief discussion about Bob Crane, Brent said
he started out in radio, and was number one in Los Angeles for about
seventeen years. Bubba wonders how Michael Spinks can get beat in 91
seconds by Mike Tyson, Brent said it was back in 1988. Bubba said that
O.A.R will be in town on September 15, tickets go on sale July 23 at
Noon, he then said it’s a wonderful day to be them, he went to check
on Jabberjaw, but ended up going to the TV, Manson thinks Robin Mead
is like a rollercoaster. Jabberjaw thinks there’s a lot of
uncomfortable silence during the commercials saying that MJ is
probably more miserable. Bubba thinks the work environment is better,
he thinks he’s a weirdo for being into ear flicks, Jabberjaw said
she’d rather have that over getting broken down mentally. We then
heard O.A.R’s Acoustic performance of “Lay down” from August 27, 2009.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Plugs for Pain”, all
interested parties email: Show@btls.com. We then heard “I’m into
something Good” by Herman’s hermits, Ned thinks its fag stuff, Brent
said it doesn’t sound good. Bubba said he was listening to the promo,
he thinks only they can do something like that, he thinks people will
steal it from them, Brent said its coming. Bubba wonders who came up
with it, he thinks it was Dave, he then explained it, he said its
favorite thing is Slingshot Superball, he went on to say that Ned
didn’t die, he said Ned is working on something, Ned said he’ll have
it momentarily. Bubba said someone really liked Manson’s comments on
LeBron James, saying a black man has decided to bounce a ball in
another city, he went on to plug Spice’s appearance at the Pent House,
Spice thinks the girls are afraid of Bubba, Bubba thinks they should
change the name to “The Good Guys”, Manson thinks they’ll be
syndicated. Bubba then did something like that, only to bank out of
it, Manson thinks Bubba should just change the name of the show, and
not the content, Bubba thinks the name Bubba is too Southern. Spice
said he heard some people in Key West can get them, Bubba wonders how
that can happen, he then went on to plug Brent’s appearance this
Thursday, in support of Tim Curdis. For all interested parties who
would like to attend, email: SupportCurdis@DoctorDiaco.com. Bubba
thinks Kathy Caster is the problem, Brent said the guy is a 20 year
vet. Bubba thinks they should have a Political recommendations page on
btls.com, Brent said they should do that. Mike in Key Largo said he
was able to hear the show all morning. The first email of the day said
the CEO of a Good Will company is getting a lot of money, Spice
wonders if they decorate with old stuff, Bubba thinks there’s nothing
good willed about any of it. Another emailer said they forgot to
mention something during a call, paper Tongues will be in Dayton, the
emailer thanked Bubba for turning them on to the band. Another emailer
said they went to a NASCAR website, saying that Reutimann made a lot
of money. Another emailer hoped that Bubba doesn’t bale from 93 Rock.
Spice read an article about the Good Will CEO getting a big salary.
Mike in Marathon said he can catch the show on 96.1 for a while; he
picks up the rest of the show on 93.1. Another emailer said if you’d
like to test the quickness of the state attorney’s office, start a
turkey fire in a public place, the emailer thinks Michelle Schnitt
never worked directly with Mark Ober. Another emailer said they’re
apart of Road Star Raders, one of their members was killed over the
weekend, the website is: RoadStarRader.com. Another emailer said it
must be a pain for Bubba’s job to get in the way of his job, the
emailer thinks the Satellite listeners got screwed, Bubba said they
didn’t turn their back on the Satellite listeners, he said he didn’t
want to go back to regular radio, he said they loved the Satellite
show, Manson said they didn’t want to walk on eggshells every day.
Bubba said that Sirius gave mad dog extra money, and cut his salary.
Another emailer asked if LeBron went to another city, Bubba said he
doesn’t care, saying its LeBron’s life to live. Another emailer asked
if they could get a playlist of bumper music, Bubba said they should
do that. Another emailer said they used to listen to the show every
day, but thanks to a drunk driver, their now paralyzed and can’t get
the show, as they’re Sirius subscription ran out. Spice said he had
more information on CEOs, he said that someone from a hospice gets
about three hundred thousand. Another emailer jokingly called Bubba
greedy for donating 90% of the charity money, the emailer thanked
Bubba for what he does. Another emailer said they got their tickets to
Bubbapalooza Calgary, the emailer asked how the meet and greet will
work, bubba explained it, saying that they’ll do at the Westin on
Friday August 13, just show your ticket and you can head in. The last
email of the day thanked Bubba for the best of, Bubba thanked
Jabberjaw and Dave Rice for putting it together, Dave said he found
himself listening, Spice thinks Dave doesn’t like the show, Dave joked
he wasn’t a fan. Bubba explained Corry Willson on Twitter, he said it
started out after the TNA thing, he then listed some people on Twitter
he likes, he said Corry has been a dick, he wonders if he should even
take the call or not. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – Twilight, Corry Willson, Ned’s New Bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
the Wing house this Friday from 5:00-6:30, followed by “Just Like
Heaven” by The Cure. Bubba thinks they’ll have about 45 rotators up on
the site; he then recapped the various appearances the guys will be
making over the next few days. Manson said Jesus will go right on
stage at 10:00, Bubba thinks Jesus can pass any drug test, he then
asked the guys what’s up with Twilight, he asked that someone explain
it, Spice said it’s a bad series of books, Manson said it’s for
teenage girls, he said it’s so bad, Sea crest is reading passages from
it, Bubba said that’s all he needs to know not to check it out. Spice
said his girlfriend is into the vampire thing, she wasn’t sure on what
it was about, he said it has nothing to do with vampires, Manson said
it’s all about romance, Brent said it’s not like “Interview With A
Vampire”, Manson thinks if a vampire could drink animal blood, they
wouldn’t have any issues. Spice said there’s one guy in the movie who
shimmers in sunlight, Brent said he met the guy, saying he’s a cool
dude, Bubba thinks this is more heated than their abortion commentary,
he said teens are biting each other, Brent said it’s all bad, the guys
clowned Brent for liking being bitten, Brent said he’s never watched
Twilight, he said he likes the back. Sully in Dayton said they
appreciate what Bubba does, he thinks Brent is weird. Dave in West
Palm said Brent likes to pull his hair (January 22, 2010), Spice
thinks Brent standing up when he wipes is a trifecta. The guy said if
you have vacation time, take it, he thinks they’ve only gotten two
shows in five or six weeks, Bubba said Sirius didn’t want him
exclusive, he said it’s not a big deal to him. Splat said he was in
Indiana, he asked about cruising, Bubba said he hasn’t been back since
1984. Corry Willson came on; he said he’s never heard the show. Bubba
read some of Twitter, Corry said he has a girlfriend, he ended up
apologizing, Spice thinks he’s a douchebag. Jacky asked for Pagan and
Pothead tickets, Bubba gave them to her, he thinks it’s like in
“Airplane”, he thinks he’s had to pre qualify listeners for tickets,
he then said that Ned has a new offering about LeBron James, he thinks
Ned is a panderer for using “I’m In Miami Bitch”, his version is
called “LeBron is In Miami Bitch”, Bubba thinks they should play Ned’s
other song about that, which they then did (“Bubba Show Classics Vol.
12”, track 7). They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Harold Right, various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
show in Tampa, followed by “Refugee” by Tom Petty. Bubba said Harold
Right’s Aunt had called in yesterday, he thinks he shouldn’t get the
same treatment as the cops, as he was on his way to make a drug deal
before he was shot, he said you can’t compare the two events, he then
read an article from the Tribune about that. We then heard a clip from
yesterday’s show, where Dian said that Harold was in the wrong
lifestyle. The guys think fast money isn’t with drugs, but more like
gambling. Spice said if he was on drugs, he’d tell his family he was
cleaning up, Bubba said that while he was in Indiana, he told everyone
he was on a diet. Charles in England said he called last week, he said
Devon James was on a Minnesota radio show, he said the station is
KQRS. Bubba asked him how he knows about all this stuff, Charles said
he’s a radio whore, he said he loves American talk radio, he said
Bubba is the top; he said he hasn’t missed a single show. Bubba asked
him where he lives, Charles said he’s about ten miles north of London,
he said he likes KFI, he mentioned Bill Handle, Brent said he’s pretty
good. Charles said he used to listen to the Monsters, but got tired of
them, he said he didn’t like Buckethead, he likes the Phillips files,
Bubba said they should put him on hold, he then asked Spice to remind
him to email the appropriate people, Spice said her husband will not
stop calling Twenty-five Cent, he said she’s just spewing lies. We
then heard a news clip about Tiger Woods firing back at Devon, Bubba
thinks this is what’s wrong with our society, he said that he sniffed
Devon out the moment she was on the show (March 23, 2010), the guys
think we need tort reform. Bubba said that anyone can take anyone to
court; he said MJ has considered the stuff Bubba has said about him
harmful to his reputation, he thinks the lead story on Channel 10 just
solidifies that. Ramon in Brandon thanked Bubba for taking care of the
family of the officers; he said he’s stunned to hear Dian’s comments.
Bubba said someone they know tried to shake Russ down for some money
from Bikes for Badges, he said you just don’t do that, Spice thinks
charity has gone out the window, Bubba said there’s no middle man,
he’s giving it right to the family. Rob said he loves the show, he
said he works with a police department, he said what Bubba did with
Mike Roberts was great, he then said they’ll be doing a hockey
tournament in memory of Cocab and Curdis, bubba told the guy to email
Brent. Chelsea in Dayton said the NBA handled LeBron wrong, Bubba
thinks that’s the case, we then heard a news clip about that. Chelsea
wondered why Jessey Jackson is involved; Bubba said he’s just shaking
people down. Chelsea brought up The West Memphis three; Bubba said DNA
would clear all this up. We then heard a news story about a Pit-bull
attacking a College student, followed by Manson’s “Pit Bulls Are
Crazed” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 14”, track 13, they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – mark Ober’s office not investigating MJ Turkey Fire

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Coins for Cops,
followed by “Build Me Up” by The Foundations. Bubba thinks Hammil has
weird music, Spice said he’s waiting for the P. Ditty remix, Manson
said it’s a happy song. Carder congratulated Bubba on Coins for Cops,
he said he was raised around Pit bulls, he said it’s like anything, if
you raise it with proper respect, everything will be fine, he said his
kids ride their dog like a pony, the guy thinks Manson should remix
the song. Spice said a Pit bull is a little more badass than the rest,
Brent said his bloodhound snapped the other day, he thinks had it been
a Pit bull, it would’ve been much worse. Bubba took a call from a guy
who asked him about “Top shop” on TV Brent said he’s heard of it,
Bubba thinks he saw it. The guy said he’s on it, he’s a big fan of
Bubba’s, he’s tried to wear some gear on the show, but he’s been
denied, he said he was a marine, he does race guns, Bubba said he
found the Top snipers show to be interesting, the guy said he knows a
guy who can shoot with iron sites, the guy said the guy is an expert
in wind. Spice asked about the Kennedy assassination, Brent said the
shooter was a low level Marine. Adam thinks it can’t be done, Brent
said they’ve had a tough time recreating it, Bubba got sidetracked
with Brent’s phone ringing, he told Brent to turn his phone down when
he’s on the air. Spice said he’d love to do a recreation with a pro,
Adam said they can talk about it, he said there’s a guy named Pete who
is crazy. Bubba said he has Jim Tap here locally, Brent said he’s a
great shot. Bubba said they got intelligents that bad guys were coming
in a van, they had to show up a day before and dig yourself in, when
you see your target, you have to pop out of your hole, kill the guy,
then get verification, then run in the opposite direction, then a
helicopter comes in and takes you out of there. Adam said there was a
story like that, Bubba thinks the guy sounds like Jim Florentine,
Brent said that’s what happens. Spice asked Adam if he could snipe the
guys, Adam said he’s an all-around shot, Brent said the Kennedy thing
is physics. Bubba thinks they could do a recreation, Spice said he
wouldn’t do it; he thinks they could just use paintballs. Bubba said
this was the lead story on channel 10, he thinks this is mostly
against Mark Ober than it is MJ, he then explained who Mark Ober is,
Brent said he took over after harry lee Coe killed himself (“Bubba
Show classics Vol. 5”, track 13), Bubba said the Roadkill BBQ was the
biggest brain fart they ever had, he said Peta had every right to have
a problem with the stunt, he said that Mark decided to cave into
public pressure and have him and Brent arrested, he said mark was just
making stuff up, he said the night before the trial, he watched a TV
show about hunting wild turkies, he said no expert witnesses said what
they did was wrong, he said the State of Florida served ham sandwiches
during the trial, he said he won’t even use a magnifying glass with
the sun to kill an ant, he then went over what arson is, he thinks
it’s one of the stupidest stunts ever, where a first responder ended
up at the hospital, Spice said that he has a problem with the
timeline. Bubba said the State Fire marshal recommended charges, Brent
said they’ve got this footage on tape, Bubba said that MJ’s wife used
to work for Mark Ober, he said that would open up all kinds of
controversy, Manson said it doesn’t make any sense to him. Bubba
thinks J isn’t held to the same standards, he wonders why MJ isn’t
held accountable, he said he has his opinions, that he can’t say. We
then heard the news clip about MJ’s turkey fire not getting charges
over it, Bubba stopped and started to comment, Spice said had their
show done it, the charges would’ve stuck two days after. Bubba said
that no one would put furniture in a van, he said you fry turkies on
the porch, he said putting it in a van will cause an explosion, he
thinks they’d be in jail by now, he thinks MJ is immune to
prosecution, Spice said he has some theories, Bubba likes how someone
sees it their way, he said the investigation was complete, he told
mark Ober he needs to say why MJ can do what he does, all they want to
know is why, he thinks they really know, he said it’s like the big
transvestite in the room that you don’t need to point out, he rewound
the part where Mike said that MJ’s wife used to be an attorney. Bubba
thinks MJ has blown up fireworks inside an oven, he thinks he’s like
Beavis and Butt-head, Manson as MJ said it’s a secondary fire. Brad
said he watched the video, he said it’s ridiculous, as the guys were
asking if they should call the fire department. AJ thinks Mark’s name
should be Mark Ovary, Bubba said Mark is a big guy, the guy thinks
Mark has a hard-on for someone. Steven in Atlanta said they need to do
something about that, he asked Spice if he heard about Rainbow Man, he
said it’s a guy who sees two rainbows; Spice said he’ll check it out.
Robert said if Mj is convicted, he’d have to give up a lot of guns,
Bubba said MJ loves guns, Brent said usually the Governor will have to
step in. Jay in Clearwater thanked Bubba for bringing this stuff out
in the open; Bubba said no one had the balls to uncover what they’ve
uncovered. Jay said he’s been railroaded, he said it’s a horrible
system. Elizabeth in south Florida said that it’s setting up bad
president. Bubba said if there are no charges filed, the day after,
he’ll do the same stunt, only with a bigger fire, he said to arrest
him, he said he won’t have a fire fighter getting hurt. Jarrid in
Orlando asked what the fire fighter who got hurt thinks of all this,
Steve in Jacksonville said Harry Shortsteen is part of the good old
boy network. Frank asked if Ober is using his hose to put out another
fire, Bubba told the guy to stop. George said he had a brother who was
murdered, Mark Ober didn’t prosecute. Jason came on asking something,
Bubba hung up on him. George said this just shows him how one-sided
the law is. Chad in Ft. Meyers asked what the relationship is between
Michelle and mark Ober is, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about the oil spill,
then into Ned’s “F BP” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 15”, track 1.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Michelle Williams

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour, followed by “Burning Love” by Elvis. Bubba asked Spice who was
on the phone, Spice said Michelle Williams, Bubba said she’s the
female African American version of him. Michelle said listening to the
show while driving is a problem, she said she was doing her Deion
Sanders tap dance while Bubba was talking about Ober, she said we’re
getting away from the truth, she thinks he drove the nail through the
plywood, she said we don’t need more years of Ober. Bubba thinks
Ober’s lack of prosecution led to four people getting killed, Michelle
said we have a lot of loopholes, the people who need to be locked up
aren’t, yet someone will get life over a nickel bag of weed. Bubba
asked how disgusted she was with some comments about Dante Morris,
Michelle said she didn’t like to be woken up with that, she said she’s
ready to put out her first news paper, she said she has to do what she
has to do, she said the anti snitching stuff has got to stop. Bubba
said he’s not familiar with the makeup of the other dead guys,
Michelle said they were black. Bubba thinks it would’ve been much
worse had a black cop been killed by a white guy, and the white people
were saying how they won’t help, he said the news channels messed up
by not covering it the right way, he thinks they should’ve had
Michelle cut a promo, Michelle said she met with Jane Caster a few
days ago, she said the gun that was used to kill the cops was the same
gun that shot her Cousin in 2008. Bubba thinks Michelle should run for
office, he said they need to get her a position, Michelle said we need
to get Kevin White out of office, she said she missed the deadline to
get in office, Bubba said the show is biggest trump card ever, he told
her she needs to tell him where she’ll be running, he thinks they
should put Michelle against Rhonda Storms, Brent she’ll be running in
2012. Bubba thinks Michelle needs more stroke than her newsletter,
Michelle told one of her friends to get to work; Bubba thinks Michelle
Williams should be the spokesperson for 1-800-AskGary. Frank on
protection said he talked to someone earlier, a kid toucher was
hanging out a bus stop, he never registered, he got off scott free, as
there was no proof the guy was in the county. Bubba said we need to
take kid touchers more seriously, he said if weed was decriminalized,
we’d have less problems. Tony said that agrees with Bubba on the Dante
Morris situation. Alex in Miami said he started listening to the show,
he said we need to call it how it is, he said the trash is media,
Bubba said he calls it the way it is, he told Ned they’ll play Ned’s
latest bit before they end the show, he then plugged the Pagan
Potheads show, he thinks Spice is like Norm from Cheers when he goes
to the Penthouse, Spice said he loves that place, he then read an
email from someone saying that’s it’s odd that Ober won’t prosecute
the MJ case, he said it will be interesting to see what will happen,
Brent thinks Ober won’t do anything. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 8 – George Steinbrenner’s death discussed, Mel Gibson audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, then into Ned’s “LeBron is in Miami Bitch”. We then heard
“Foot Loose” by Kenny Loggins, Bubba then said that if you’re a guy,
you might’ve heard about this, George Steinbrenner died early this
morning, Brent said he did do a lot of good things for the community,
Spice said he died here locally, Bubba thinks Joe diaco was good
friends with him, he said he’s met George a few times, he said George
would say “I’ve heard of you, you son of a bitch”, he thinks Ned is
close to George’s age, Ned said he lives like he’ll die tomorrow.
Bubba said they’re going from a good guy to a bad guy, he asked for
the audio of Mel Gibson they played yesterday, he thinks it will set
up what happened, Spice said they’ve got a new one, Brent said in this
one, Mel is more pissed, Spice said Mel alludes to killing and burying
her, he said that if she didn’t record her conversations with him,
people wouldn’t believe her. We then heard a clip of Mel saying he has
plenty of energy to drive over there, Bubba wonders where Mel gets the
energy to do that, Spice said he’s had some heated conversations like
that, he doesn’t’ like when girls are calm during a guy freaking out.
Bubba thinks if the woman is calm, she’s probably recording you, he
thinks he could get an Oscar for his phone call, the guys were
cracking up at the clip, Ned thinks Mel is on blow, Brent thinks if
he’s on blow and Jack Daniels, he’d sound just like that. We then
heard the Brent “In my life” sounder, Bubba likes how she’s very cool
and calm during all this, Manson said it’s like a promo, Brent thinks
someone would laugh you out of the office if you presented this to
someone, Ned said he loves this, Bubba asked for the uncensored
version for Friday’s show, he thinks Vince McMahon couldn’t do
anything like this, he thinks if you have spiritual common ground, the
woman is crazy. Bubba said he’s gone through something like this,
Spice thinks the anti Semitic and racist comments are stupid; he said
that every relationship has a problem. Bubba said Mel is money, less
the racial comments, Manson thinks she’s pushing his buttons, Spice
said he hates her, as she called Mel unbalanced. Bubba said that
Manson and Donna have had some fights like this, he thinks Donna is
Mel Gibson, Manson said they just argue, Bubba said he’d Cool-aid
through the door, he thinks Mel has knocked her teeth out, Manson
wonders when that happened, Bubba thinks Mel is insecure, Spice said
she’s too good, the guys cracked up at the clip. Bubba wonders what
she did to deserve this, Manson said it would have to be something
really bad, Bubba thinks she’s got the Golden goose, Brent said
there’s no way Mel would get the kids after this, Bubba wonders it
would be like if the kid spilled the milk, Spice said she’s building
her case, Manson said if someone busted his teeth out while holding a
baby, he’d have something to say, Spice said that he was just getting
back into the Hollywood Spotlight, Spice said good for her, Bubba
thinks Mel isn’t all that smart, Manson thinks he’s an idiot, Bubba
said he’s done, he said he doesn’t condone anything Mel is saying in
the audio, we then heard the clip where Mel used the N word, Brent
said Mel’s dad is more of a lunatic, Manson said he’s insane, Bubba
said he can’t see Hollywood forgiving this guy, he said he can’t see
him working again, Manson thinks he should do Celebrity Rehab.
Michelle thinks Mel needs medication; she thinks he should be jailed
for hitting her. Bubba said if Hollywood is going to be a bunch of
enablers, then we’re all guilty, he thinks they should be done with
him. Michelle thinks he didn’t know he was being recorded, Bubba said
California is probably a one party state. Michelle asked what she’s
gaining from it, Bubba thinks she’s dumber than Mel is; Manson said if
you’re married to a lunatic, you should have proof of it. Brent said
that California is a two party state, Bubba thinks the Russian attack
was warranted, he thinks Mel was done when he said “You Deserved it”.
They then ended the show a few seconds later.