Monday, November 16, 2009

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This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence


Segment 1 – Coming up on the show, Buccaneers/Dolphins game discussed


Bubba started off by saying the bumper music of choice will wake you
up, Spice guessed it was Brent, Bubba joked that Brent still lives in
the 80’s when it comes to rock, Brent said he’s in the 70’s and 80’s
when it comes to that stuff. Bubba wonders if he could take the 25 of
November off, Brent said they could easily make it Tuesday, Bubba said
he likes Brent’s attitude, Manson suggests they have a four hour show
with Spice and a saxophone guy. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming
up on the show, including David Reutimann, he then went on to discuss
the Presto Pizza maker, he then told Brent that he has something on
Jason Bruce, he told the media to make an about face, Spice thinks he
knows what it’s about, Bubba thinks he won’t be charged. Bubba said
the Colombian girls were a disaster, he thinks he should go with his
gut instinct. The guys then discussed the Buccaneers game, Bubba
thinks they got screwed on a call; he thinks Blind Lawrence could’ve
made the call, Brent agrees with Bubba on them getting screwed, Bubba
loves when a guy flips out on the ref. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Manny Pacquiao discussions, Football scores, Brock Lesner
discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. Bubba
wonders if anyone has seen Manny Pacquiao, Brent said he’s seen him,
he read an article about him, Spice likes how he handles business;
Manson said he’d never fight again if he had Manny’s money. Bubba said
he’s over Floyd Maywether, Spice thinks rappers and boxers want to
exchange careers. We then heard the Monday night football theme; Bubba
thinks they all had a piss poor showing, with the exception of Manson.
Bubba went over some scores, he thinks if you’ve thrown the ball over
forty times, you’re screwed; he then recapped some college football
scores. Spice asked about three players who got arrested, Bubba thinks
Lang Kiffin is a joke, he thinks he doesn’t take any action. Bubba
read that something is up with Brock Lesner, he’s not doing so well
health wise, Spice thinks its liver failure, he said it’s a big
problem with the ufc. Bubba went over ufc 105; Spice said it was a
good fight. Bubba thinks Jimmy Johnson has won all but one more race,
Manson thinks they should just take the top twelve drivers and have
them race, winner takes all, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 3 – emails, various news clips


Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for The 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into Ned’s “I Suck In Miami Bitch”. Bubba said that
song really pisses him off, as they’ve got some traction, plus the
fact that it’s censored. Bubba doesn’t like how the race card is being
used in this case; he said the lyric was simply parodied. Bubba said
his street level conspiracy is that someone at Cox in Miami is trying
to keep their stuff together. He said they’re under estimating them,
as that kind of stuff makes them popular. Bubba said they’ll be in
Miami this Friday night, he said it’s very important as to how many
people show up, he said it’s a big f you chess match. Bubba said he
practically has to beg, borrow and steal to get people to visit them.
Gabe in South Florida said Bubba and the guys would be the number one
salesmen, he told the guys to keep doing what they’re doing. Josh said
he was in Miami yesterday, he said 92.7 had every word on the
frequency, Bubba finds it hard to understand, Spice said his computer
was locking up. The first email of the day said they were telling a
friend about Bubba’s show, the emailer said he knows Rick “Big dog”
Haze. Another emailer said they were at a bar, they just played “I’m
In Miami Bitch”, unedited. Another emailer was mad at Bubba and Manson
for playing “Fire Flies”. Another emailer found the Jason Bruce
interview to be great. Bubba thinks all charges will be dropped,
charges could be filed on the preacher, Spice wonders who has to
apologize, Bubba thinks no one will. Bubba asked Brent if he’s gotten
any backlash with the Rubio stuff, Brent said the Rubio people are
trying to pin it on Charlie. Another emailer said they’ve worked on
the same job site, every Friday at 10, all the truck doors open to
play the show. Bubba said he’s not anti-religious, he knows how they
operate; he said the guy would’ve been done without the sow, Manson
thinks the tow truck driver buried himself. Bubba said if you’ve had
any dealing with any of the parties, email them at show@btls.com,
Manson thinks Spice could get the guy on. Spice proposes a dating game
with the guy; Bubba said all you have to do is ask for footage. Bubba
wonders what would’ve happened had they not called out Mark Lunsford
for his tactics. We then heard a news clip about the five month old
baby who starved to death, Bubba wonders if it’s first degree murder,
Brent said you have to think about that stuff for a long time. Manson
said it must be really bad if they won’t show the pictures on the
news, Bubba thinks they should starve the parents to death, he said he
would make sure he has food for his kids before he has food. Bubba
thinks this screams of laziness, he said even Ned would pitch in for a
starving kid. Bubba thinks they should’ve gone to Abortion City. We
then heard a news clip about the kids who burned another kid, Bubba
thinks she’s reading from a piece of paper. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – Bubba has heat with a cartoon character, various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for The 12 Boobs of
Christmas®, then into “sounds Like An Abortion” from “Bubba show
Classics Vol. 11”, track 10, then into “Abortion city” from “Bubba
Show classics Vol. 1”, track 2. Bubba came back and explained how the
bumper music is selected, he said today is Brent’s iPod at work. He
then went on to say that the two bits we just heard are pre-approved
by the female listeners. We then heard a news clip about a guy who
called 911, but was unable to give his address, he was arrested for
possession of marijuana. Bubba and Ned thinks it’s a boopity
situation, the other guys think it’s a der der der situation, it ended
up being a boopity situation, we then heard the song under the clip.
Bubba said that he has heat with Homer Simpson, he then went on to
describe his race on Saturday night, his radio went out, he finished
last, he said he was flipping out when the guys on the radio didn’t
answer back, he thinks someone was listening to it. Bubba said he was
trying to get to bed, he said he hadn’t watched the show in about ten
years. Bubba recapped the episode, where Homer is a guy’s personal
assistant, he can’t give Marge “the business”, he said Heather was
laughing at it, referring to Bubba as Homer; he said heather writes
down the times they have sex. Brent said Amanda is too tired, Spice
said Marge almost cheated with Ned Flanders, Bubba said the episode
was very Bubba like, where Marge did a calendar. Spice is shocked
Bubba has heat with Homer. Bubba said that Michael Jackson liked to
pee in front of kids; Spice thinks he’s drawn some comparisons, he
said he doesn’t know what’s weirder, Manson was gagging a little.
Bubba said most men he knows aren’t into showing their privates to
other people, Manson thinks it’s a ruse, Bubba as Michael said he
likes to pee in cups, he thinks the south Park episode about Jackson
was one of the best ones ever. Bubba said he and Tyler have peed in
close range of each other, he said if the kids were camping, he had
have all the kids go in different areas, Manson as Jackson said he
needed the boy to hold the cup. Bubba read about a girl who got beat
to death with a baseball bat, Spice thinks she was really hot, Ned
said it makes the story very tragic. Spice said he looks at the
obituary section for hot looking girls, Bubba said when he dies, he’ll
get a good looking guy to take his place. We then heard a news clip
about that, Spice was heard yelling “why?” Bubba wonders why hot
chicks have to die so young, Spice hopes it was an open casket. Bubba
said he’d like to kill himself to join her, he wonders how wired you
are in life to hit someone with a baseball bat, he said he gets it if
it’s a child molester, but other than that, no go. He went on to say
that it might’ve been a breakup, he said that if it was his daughter,
he’d be in the faces of death; he said he would torture and mind f
the guy. Bubba explained the differences between various errection
pills; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Various news clips, Bubba rants against Reality TV

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”. We then
heard Ned’s “Butterball hotline Call” from “Ned’s Crank Calls Vol. 2”,
track 14, where Ned pitches some new thanksgiving themed songs for the
on-hold music. We then heard The Doors’s “People Are Strange” as
bumper music. Bubba told Ned that bit was around ten years ago, he
thinks Ned had a lot of energy back then, he thinks the remaining
golden tickets will come in. Bubba said there’s a lot pulling against
them in Miami; he wants a lot of people to show up at their appearance
this Friday. We then heard a news clip about the Greek priest and the
marine, Bubba said the show is ahead of the game, he asked that some
media people listen to the show. Bubba wonders how you can be a
priest, yet not able to speak English, he thinks people will end up
having to eat their words. We then heard a clip of tiger Woods
flipping out, Spice wonders why golfers need that much silence. Manson
wonders if hitting a golf ball needs that much thought, as much as
other sports. Spice said he could care less if someone makes noise
during a tennis match, Bubba wonders why some sports have to be quiet
sports. Bubba thinks golfing requires silence because of where the
spectator is in relation to the player, he goofed on the commentator’s
voice. Cody said he’s played golf a lot, he said there’s a lot of
technique stuff involved with the swing, Bubba hung up on him, he said
he knows what a golf club looks like. Manson said he was drunk and
high during his bowling games over the weekend, he said he did really
well, Bubba thinks Manson could be a professional field goal kicker.
We then heard a news clip about the Balloon boy’s parents, Bubba
thinks they should ship the wife back to Japan. He went on to say that
stuff from two days earlier have changed, he thinks Grady Jud would’ve
called bullcrap right from the start. He said it’s sad that the term
balloon boy will be embedded in our minds, he thinks he’ll be in the
ditch on heroin, he thinks he should do something really stupid when
he’s fourteen, Spice said he could murder three people and still be
known as balloon boy. Bubba wonders if they can make it so that no one
can profit from the story, Brent said it’s fruits of a crime, it could
be done, Manson sarcastically said we deserve a story about that,
Bubba said it’s the pussyfication/mark of America, he said reality TV
has made us stupider, Spice thinks the Real world was the start of it.
Manson said there’s a reality show about being sixteen and pregnant,
Bubba wishes he could kill the Cardashian’s, Manson said Bubba is just
fantasizing about it. Bubba wonders what the Cardashian have done, he
wonders if being related to someone who got O.J. off is worth getting
a reality show. Spice goofed on her, saying she has a big ass. Bubba
thinks he’s flawed with his idea for a show, Brent said you should
really blame it on the viewer. Bubba said he was so mad, he was
kicking stuff; he said if a horse doesn’t like you, they’ll pull their
ears back, Manson confirmed this. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 6 – DJAM’s lawsuit, Letterman discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Retailsales@btls.com.
Bubba picked the bumper music for tomorrow, it landed on him. Spice
wondered what Bubba has against DJAM; Manson thinks you’re a loser if
you’re a virtual DJ. Bubba said that DJAM’s family said that the plane
crash caused his death, Spice said they’re kind of right, Bubba thinks
it’s on him for being an addict. Bubba went over the list of companies
the guy sued, he said it’s the sue happy mentality we have in this
country. Spice said he’s curious how it would go; Manson said he’s
glad he’s dead. Spice asked Bubba if he was in a plane crash and
survived, Bubba said he wouldn’t’ sue anyone, he recapped the time his
tire blew out on the way home, one of his friend’s has a scar, he said
the families all came down to make sure everyone was okay. Bubba said
he understands suing the tire company for having one blow out upon
takeoff. Spice said a burn is really bad, Bubba and Manson think Spice
is a DJAM mark. Loren came on; she said about five years ago, her
fifteen year old son had reconstructive surgery, she was advised more
than once to sue the park. Bubba wonders why the park would be at
fault, she said you don’ sue people when an accident happens, she
thinks it’s the end of our country. Spice thinks all lawyers see are
dollar bills. Josh said DJAM’s twitter had something interesting three
days before he died, Ned wants a hook up. Bubba read that letterman
was asked to leave his house, his wife forced him out, Bubba thinks he
has a pre-nup. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – David Reutimann on the Phone

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for The 12 boobs of
Christmas®, then into “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” by George
Thorogood as bumper music. Bubba went to David, he said he got tenth
yesterday, he said it was a tough day. Bubba asked him what it’s like
being Jimmy Johnson’s bitch, David said it’s not a very good feeling.
Bubba wonders if they could pay to take the guy out, David said it
wouldn’t work. Spice asked David if he took Johnson out, would people
not like him, David said it depends on who you like; Spice encouraged
him to do it. Bubba said no one has ever taken anyone out on purpose,
he wonders if anything will be said about that, David said they have.
Spice wonders if there’s any glory of winning the last race, Bubba
said there isn’t much celebration, David confirmed this. Bubba asked
him what they’ve got going on; David thinks bubba would do a better
job promoting his golf event. He said that people can come out if they
don’t play golf, they’ve got uniforms from various drivers, they’ve
got signed sheet metal, he said they’ve got stuff for everyone, he
said it’s the weekend after thanksgiving. Bubba likes how they have a
few weeks to promote the event, David said people show up to have a
good time. Bubba asked if he goes to the banquets, David said not
unless his team forces him to go. Bubba asked him where he stays in
Vegas; David said he goes to Bellagio. Bubba thinks David got a lot of
money this past year, David said he doesn’t make his kind of money;
Bubba told him that wasn’t the case. Bubba told David that had his Dad
not created him, David wouldn’t have a daughter. Spice asked David if
a driver doesn’t pan out, Bubba wondered where Jeremy Mayfield will be
going, David said he doesn’t know, he then went on to say that it all
depends when it comes to drivers who didn’t pan out, , he said some
guys disappear from the sport altogether. Bubba thinks Aaron’s has
jobbed him out, Spice thinks David needs a new website, Bubba told him
it’s based out of Zephyrhills. Bubba asked David how bad the sun was,
David said it was bad, Ned thinks David’s website sucks, Spice thinks
the blind tire changer at East Bay does it. Bubba said Gene Slawder
can change a tire faster than a guy who can see, Ned thinks David
should have some skin on the site. Bubba asked David if he shaves his
chest, David said he doesn’t have much of a chest to deal with. Bubba
asked David how many years does he have left, David said they renew it
each year, they’re in the process of renegotiating. Bubba said he
wants to get Tony Stewart on to see if David would come to him. Bubba
asked David if there’s anyone he really likes, David said mark Martin,
Bubba said mark is a class act. Bubba asked about some of the quiet
drivers, David listed some; he said mark is a pretty quiet guy. Bubba
asked who the wildest one is; David said tony is like that. Bubba told
David they should have him on next Monday to plug the event, David
said they can go to Davidreutimann.com, the number is 813-788-1225,
Bubba requ3ested a link to that on btls.com. David said it’s a local
call, Bubba goofed on him for saying that, he said he’s on a budget,
he said Ned makes $325, David thinks it’s large, bubba said ned is the
fourth highest paid guy there, he then bumped him to third, he said
Spice, Dave and Brent all make the same amount. David listed all the
people he has, Bubba joked that David isn’t paying much for a web
designer. Bubba thinks David has roped off his hauler, he wonders if
they have a weekly rental kind of thing, David thinks a place like
that exists, he said he can’t throw all that money around. Bubba said
when Pooky spun him out; Keith Nosbich wouldn’t talk to him for three
weeks. Bubba thanked him for coming on, he then plugged the event,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Wonka”, then
into Ned’s “I Suck In Miami Bitch”. We then heard a news clip about
tougher gun laws possible preventing the Fort hood shootings, Bubba
thinks it’s ridiculous, he said they want more god and less guns.
Bubba thinks the Jason Bruce situation is the local version of the
Duke situation. We then heard a news clip about sex going green, Ned
said the click is exciting, Bubba mocked one of the people in the clip
for saying she likes her rechargeable vibes, the guys like the
vibrator in the clip, Bubba cracks up at vegan condoms, Brent said
most of that is lamb skin, Spice thinks they don’t work. Bubba thinks
you’re not going to be concerned if the product is user friendly,
Manson thinks sex toys are the problem. Bubba wonders if they can play
the Ned Dildo call to Alabama on regular radio, Ned said the guy was a
rube. We then heard a news clip about a guy who lived with his Mom’s
corpse, Bubba wondered what that smells like; he thinks the reporter
is a pussy. Bubba said he’d like to be the negotiator in this
situation, he thinks the guy would kill himself. Spice said that Bubba
has almost talked him into committing suicide; we then heard “the
boopity song”. Bubba wonders what kind of dogs someone has to hang
around with if the poops smell like a dead body. Bubba thinks Labron
James is an idiot for wanting to do an all-league retirement of
Michael Jordan’s number, Spice thinks there styles are similar, Bubba
thinks Magic Johnson and Larry Byrd brought back the nba, Manson said
he’s not much of a NBA guy. We then heard a clip of Larry Byrd on
Conan O’Brian’s show. Bubba asked for someone to find “white Guys In
the NBA”, he goofed on Larry a little. Bubba wonders how many mvps did
magic win, Brent thinks three, he said that Byrd hated magic Johnson
in the beginning. Brent said he won the mvp three times. Bubba said
that Larry hates Isiah Thomas; Spice thinks he’s hated throughout the
league. Bubba thinks ned could’ve been Byrd, had he been two feet
taller. Bubba decided to end the sow with “white Guys In the NBA”, he
thinks Miami will give them flack for it, Manson said he’s afraid to
talk. Bubba thinks he’s getting them in more trouble by talking, Ned
told him to shut up, he yelled that bubba end the show, Bubba thinks
he talks too much. We then heard the bit, which isn’t in the catalog.
The bit ran for about thirty seconds, we then heard the Price Is Right
music; they then ended the show a few seconds later.


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