6-29-09 Monday

Mansons New Parody
Father Punches Murder Defendant
Bacteria Eats Boy
SC GOV Wont Resign
RUSSIA:jobs and casinos lost

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.

Enjoy,

Lawrence
Segment 1 – Sports scores, Billy Mays’s death discussed, vacation plans

Bubba started off with audio of the Rays winning. We then heard “Sweet Home Alabama” as bumper music. Bubba said he needed a CD back, Brent said he found the track listing. Spice said he went to the show on Saturday, he said Twenty-five was the only non-worker black guy at the show. Bubba thinks Eric Duggins enjoys the MJ/Bubba feud. Bubba said he can’t help it that he was the first guy to report Billy Mays dying. Bubba said he did it because a guy lives in Tampa who died. Bubba said he could care less if Billy was MJ’s friend or not. Bubba thinks he died of an Oxy Cotton overdose. The guys go over the people who have had problems with oxies. Bubba said they call it “hillbilly Heroin”. Bubba said he’ll get into this a little later on. Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba said they had to go up to Alabama in a private plane, but the breaks went out, so they couldn’t go. Bubba went over his schedule for his vacation. Brent said he’ll be visiting Amanda’s parents over the vacation, Spice said he’ll be going to Orlando. Bubba said he got a chance to see the Rays game on Saturday. Bubba finds Carlos’s woman to be beautiful. Bubba said heather smacked him for eye screwing her. Bubba said he saw Dennis Phillips at the game, Dennis thinks storm will be coming. Bubba thanked Don from Pyro Junky. Bubba said Tom the Tree man will be partaking in the human fireworks stunt this Thursday. Bubba said he has to call Heather the Vibrator lady to ask about the date, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a clip of one of the Jacksons commenting on Michael. We then heard Manson’s “Michael Jackson Song”. This was all we heard for this segment.

Segment 3 – hissing rats, Lurch becoming a wrestler? Hailey Cummings Discussions, Billy Mays’s Death

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus Package”. We then heard some CCR as bumper music. Bubba said all these celebrities keep dying, Bubba comments that Ed Mcman’s can’t buy an article. Bubba plugged what they’ve gotten coming up in the week. Bubba wonders where they can do the stunt. Bubba thinks they should get a hold of Brent’s Dad for his comments on this, as he works for a pest control. Brent said they’re trying to get some girls to do it, but it’s not going over so well. Bubba said the guy at Strobe Magazine is rolling in money. Bubba read some emails. The first email was not too happy with the guys crapping all over Michael Jackson. Bubba said you don’t appreciate the show until you’re offended. Bubba had Lurch in, Lurch said his tryout was last Thursday, he said he had a great time. Bubba thinks he’ll go Thursday to watch Lurch. Bubba said the Clem Gym is nice, but no one has touched the refrigerator, Bubba jokes it looks like someone had an abortion in there. Lurch said he lives by himself, he pays $700 a month, Bubba offered to pay his rent for him. Bubba thinks Fat Casper could be the water boy for a football team. The guys think Lurch isn’t into this wrestling thing. Bubba thinks God will take Lurch away from them. Spice wonders what did Lurch’s girlfriend think of this, Lurch said she was alright with it. Bubba thinks Lurch should use his size. Bubba thinks Lurch is afraid to fail, Lurch said that was the case. Brent said you never know where contacts will lead you later in life. Bubba recapped when he got his very first radio job talking on the air. Bubba said his Mom told him he was an idiot. Lurch thinks it’s an inner struggle. Bubba thinks lurch has better chance at making it in wrestling than trying out for the bucs. Bubba told Lurch by the end of the year, he’ll know. BJ in Phoenix thinks lurch doesn’t have gas. Bubba wonders why BJ is being argumenitive with him. Bubba thinks BJ is over thinking it. Bubba played audio about Mark Sanford saying how he’s not leaving. Harry suggested the guys put Vaseline on the corners of the coffin. Bubba said Brent sent him the picture of Mark Sanford’s woman. Bubba played audio of her reporting on September 11, Bubba thinks she’s not like Megan Fox. The guys comment on the Hailey Cummings situation. We then heard a news clip about that. Bubba thinks they’ll never find her. We then heard Manson’s “Ronald and Misty Cummings Wedding Vows” bit from “Bubba’s new and Misc hits Vol. 9”, track 4, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 11. Bubba said MJ thrives on stuff like Billy Mays dying, Bubba thinks people got it from them. Bubba said he could care less who released what first. Bubba said it’s irresponsible to loop him into this stuff. Bubba played audio from Fox discussing that. Bubba said Jabber jaw will validate that MJ thrives on media coverage. Bubba said all that does is validating how much of a narcissist MJ is. Bubba thinks he died because of misusage of pills. Bubba said he heard Billy got a staph infection from a hip surgery. Bubba said he heard that MJ probably didn’t talk to him. Bubba thinks they should get MJ’s phone records. Bubba read the blog post from Eric; he got sidetracked with his iPhone. Bubba wonders if you’re so concerned you’re your friend dying, wouldn’t you help with funeral arrangements. Manson said it’s a catch twenty-two for him, as it makes him look like a toad. Bubba called MJ a little bitch. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Ned’s Michael Jackson bit, Bubba asks the listeners about Manson’s Billy Mays bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about Michael Jackson’s death. We then heard audio of the 911 call about Michael. We then heard Ned’s “the King of Pop Is in a Box Tonight”. Bubba thanked Ned for the bit; Bubba gave Manson a plug for Manson’s latest bit about Billy Mays. Bubba said they feel sorry for the Mays family. Bubba said at times, it’s not easy to be them. Bubba said he only met Billy once. Bubba wonders if they should even air the bit, bubba thinks so. Bubba played the you can’t handle the truth sound a few times. Bubba went to the phones for the fans to vote on this subject, Dan in protection said he worked with Billy Mays; he was great to work with. Bubba said he’s not being a smartass; he’s just expressing his opinion. The results came in, 11-1 say play it. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Manson’s new Bit, Billy Mays discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s Billy Mays bit. Bubba stopped and started it. Bubba said he heard a bit of it, he thinks it was really stiff. Bubba said he doesn’t like it. In the bit, Manson as Billy Mays endorses Oxy Conton. Bubba wonders if they can put that up on the site, Bubba thinks no one will buy it on iTunes. Bubba played news audio about a kid who has been eaten alive by bacteria. Bubba played Dr. Dan Diaco’s bumper and brought him on. Dan said he was on to talk about Billy Mays. Dan thinks that’s what happened to Jackson, and not to Mays. Dan thinks Billy had a blood clot. Dan thinks the knock on his head caused some bleeding in his head, and it got worse and worse as time went by. Bubba hopes Dan is right, he doesn’t want Billy’s image to be tarnished. Bubba tried to go to Rick, but his line wasn’t there. Kevin thinks Bubba should keep doing what he’s doing. Kevin wonders when Bubba will write a book, Bubba said he’s thinking about it, he thinks he has a few more years in radio. Spice said Rick Macintosh was on the phone; Rick was one of Billy’s business partners. Rick said the whole thing has torn him up. Rick said he met Billy at a fare sixteen years ago. Spice asked him about the MJ stuff, rick said he’s not a big fan of the guy. Bubba wonders does it really matter who reported Billy dying. Rick said he’s tired of people getting in on all this stuff. Rick said he almost lost his leg to a blood clot. Rick said all this speculation is upsetting. Rick said Billy was a tough guy; he played football in high school. Rick said Terry was the one who told him the news. Spice said everyone is closer in death. Bubba thinks it’s funny to see the spiral MJ is in. Manson thinks MJ should go away quietly. Bubba thinks MJ’s wife and kids need him more at home, more than he needs to expose himself to the audience. Bubba said he loves this business, less Hogan dying he wouldn’t come in. Bubba said when you do mornings, it’s a lifestyle. Bubba thinks MJ has lost his mind. The guys clown bubba for saying MJ would be a Paul burier at his wedding, Brent corrected him. Spice said he’d like to see MJ as a Paul burier. The guys recreate what it might’ve sounded like with MJ breaking into 970 wfla. Bubba called MJ pathetic. Derik thanked the guys for being the voice of the people. Spice said he’ll miss Michael Jackson, but he’s not that upset about it. John said he agrees with bubba on the MJ situation. John said his brother had a hematoma. Bubba played audio of Spice talking to someone about Billy Mays. Brian said he remembered a few years ago, Billy Mays got him a shot. Megan thanked Bubba for going after MJ and Linda. Megan thinks Michael Jackson was abused as a kid. Bubba thinks they should get Dr. Joe Saderly to comment on this. Bubba said everyone has a checkered past. Bubba said there wasn’t one ounce of normalcy in his body. Bubba said Paul McCartney doesn’t have all this stuff happen to him. Bubba screwed up and called Billy Mays Billy Madison. We then heard Manson’s Michael Jackson song. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – House fire 911 call audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus Package”. We then heard “I Love rock n’ Roll” as bumper music. Bubba said he was going to get into the house fire. Bubba said he’s got a clip of Perez Hilton getting his lights turned out. Jill was on, her kid was in the background, Bubba and Spice don’t like her name for the kid, and Spice thinks the kid is drunk on breast milk. Ned said they don’t want to talk to the kid. Jill said anyone who touched her kid; she couldn’t tell them what she would do. Jill thinks that Michael was so screwed up; he wanted to be like a kid. Bubba thinks we all want to be something we can’t be. Bubba played some audio about a house fire in Orlando. Bubba wonders where the parents were, bubba apologized after hearing that the Mom was there. Bubba said if he was ever in that condition, he’d ask to pull the plug. The guy’s joke that Bubba would need twenty plugs. Bubba played the 911 call. The guys crack up at the woman saying she doesn’t’ know her phone number. Spice thinks the 911 operator should’ve asked about the kids first. Bubba thinks this could be the dumbest person to call 911, Spice thinks this woman would be up for a Darwin award. Steve on protection said he’s a fire fighter, they can’t say you can go back into the house. He said the job for the operator is to keep someone on the phone during a house fire. Steve said a trailer fire can’t be put out, he said the heat is so hot; it makes the fire fighters pass out. Bubba went to a guy on protection, he agreed with the other guy. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – A Manson classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for GradyClothingcompany.com. We then heard Manson’s “Monday morning Raw”. This was all we heard for this segment.

Segment 8 – Murderer gets beat down in court, Bernie Madeoff discussions, Bubba pulls a Riley Martin

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Michael Jackson as bumper music. Bubba thinks they have the Billy Mays parody up on the site. Bubba played audio of a news clip about a murder suspect who got punched in the face during a court room. Bubba said Russia has designated gambling to four regions. Bubba read that every legal casino will be shut down. Brent said they’re going right back to their communist lifestyle. Bubba read that Michael Jackson had to get his stomach pumped a lot. Bubba said he feels bad for Rod Stewart for having to get his stomach pumped, it was just a myth. Spice wondered if you’re Rod Stewart, you want to beat the crap out of the guy who started that roomer. The guys feel bad for Richard gear with the gerbil roomer. Spice thinks half of the rumors about Ned are true. Bubba read that Madeoff is being convicted today. Bubba said what’s wrong with our Country is that guys like Madeoff wouldn’t be put to death. Brent thinks they should have mandatory minimums for stuff like this. Bubba thinks they should just kill the guy. Bubba thinks his tactics are Hitler like. Bubba said he’s found himself drinking Miller Lite. Bubba said he’s got a pee jug. Bubba thinks it’s cool to look at your pee. Bubba asked the guys if it’s cool to do that. Bubba thinks he’ll wait for it to get full. Spice said he’d sometimes rather pee outside than inside. Spice gets where bubba is coming from. Bubba, Spice and Ned think its cool, Brent finds it creepy. Bubba thinks his urine is getting darker. Spice wonders if heather would save her tampons, Bubba thinks that’s not cool. Bubba suggests Brent try it. They then ended the show a few seconds later.